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It's time for Detective Night Scoop
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp knife into today's complicated society and definitively investigates various mysteries and questions.
My name is Sue Erica, and today, based on a request from everyone watching TV at the Detective Bureau, I am sending an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor is Hiroshi Hayashi, a stinker in the culinary world who is indispensable to this Detective Night Scoop.
Now, let's start with the first request.
Yes, the first request is from Kei Nomura, 21 years old, a third-year college student living in Aichi Prefecture.
Dear detectives,
I am a so-called 'manga otaku',
and I have never done any club activities.
Therefore, I have been preparing myself since I was in middle school,
so that I would be faced with bad guys at any time.
I have borrowed 0.5mm of paper so that I would be caught,
and I have learned how to fight in martial arts manga,
and I have been self-training and doing muscle training for nine years.
However, there was no opportunity for me to show my efforts, whether it was good or bad.
This year, I am a third-year college student,
and I have less time to avoid muscle training for the entrance exam study.
I have been forced to stretch my hair,
and I am getting weaker and weaker every day.
Is it meaningless for me to stay like this?
When I think about it, I feel regretful.
I have read hundreds of manga,
and I have learned the essential martial arts techniques from them.
I would like to know whether the techniques work or not.
Please help me.
It's kind of sincere, isn't it?
Today's client, Kei Nomura,
has completed martial arts with only martial arts manga.
What kind of results do you expect?
Please have a look.
What did you learn?
When I was in middle school, I went to private school.
It was a middle school without club activities.
I just woke up to my otaku hobby and thought,
If I don't do it now, I will be bullied.
I was a little objective.
In order not to do that, I started to train my body.
That's where you came up with your strategy.
And you did it by yourself for nine years?
Yes, I didn't go to a gym or anything like that.
Do you have a dojo?
No, I don't.
You don't?
If I had one, it would be a dojo in my head.
There is a Nomura dojo in your head, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
Then, could you show me?
All right.
Wow!
Really?
Yes.
Is it all self-made?
That's right. No protein or anything.
What did you do for training without protein?
Swimming.
Every day?
That's right.
Look behind you.
Wow!
What?
What did you say?
Nothing.
What else do you do besides swimming in a bar?
Swimming and dumbbells.
I have two 20kg and 23kg dumbbells.
I roll on them.
Wow!
What kind of martial art do you use in your mind?
It's called delusional martial art.
Delusional martial art...
So, all of your knowledge about martial arts is from manga?
Yes, it's manga.
Do you have a goal in your mind?
The most important thing is not to try it.
I don't want to go where it's dangerous.
The most basic principle of Nobura Dojo is...
Kunshia yaoki ni shikayorasu.
I see.
So you don't try it.
No, I don't.
This time, you broke it all of a sudden.
Yes.
I don't want to see the sun rise.
It's frustrating and disgusting.
Is there a technique you want to try this time?
Yes, there is.
What technique is it?
It's called "uratsuji."
"Uratsuji"? I've never heard of it before. Where is it from?
There's a manga called "Kenka Kageo" and it's the most interesting fighting manga right now.
You do this?
With the technique I use...
You hit your opponent's waist with your shoulders.
As soon as you hit your opponent's waist, you hold your opponent's thigh with the ability of "kuchiki daosu" instead of using your elbow.
At the same time, you hit your opponent with your elbow at a 45 degree angle.
You don't need to check your opponent's head position.
After you hit your opponent's waist, you hit your opponent's chin for 0.3 seconds.
As a result, you hit your opponent's chin 10% slower.
Mr. Kudo!
So, this is "Nomura's Fantasy Fighting Technique."
Yes, it is.
Do you use "uratsuji"?
No, you use "uratsuji" and use "kime" to hit your opponent.
What's the next technique?
It's a manga called "tafu."
"Tafu"?
You like "tafu", don't you?
Yes, we do.
Go ahead.
If you do this at 10 o'clock in the morning...
you'll end up like me.
Have you ever done this before?
No, I haven't.
I'm just imagining it.
You're imagining that you're about to collapse because of "uratsuji."
Yes, I'm about to collapse.
And when I'm about to collapse...
You're about to collapse!
Yes, I'm about to collapse.
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
My arms are...
You're a brat!
Conn, have you done it before?
No.
I just did it for the image.
It's over now. Finish.
There's a "what if".
"What if"?
Oh, you mean "what if" didn't work out?
Yes.
This is also because of the fight.
Are you okay?
This is because of the image.
I have a weakness for delusion fighting.
What was it again?
Let's remember.
In sumo, it's called "shimokuzori".
In judo, it's called "kataguruma".
In pro-wrestling, it's called "fireman's carry".
In Toda-ryu, it's called...
"kouzan".
"Kouzan" is a deadly throw that you can't receive due to extreme reflection.
I don't know. It's hard for me to understand. Do you know it?
I'll draw a "parapara" manga.
"Parapara" manga!
Oh, you push up your head.
You put your head under your opponent's feet, bend your knees and throw them back.
That's the technique.
One more time.
This is very interesting.
I did my best.
Did you draw it?
I drew about 120 pages.
This is the last "kouzan", right?
No, I still have more.
"kouzan", right?
It's hot!
Now, the question is...
Who will you fight?
A professional fighter.
You're a professional.
Now, it's finally time for us to test
Nomura Dojo's fantasy fighting techniques.
Now, let me introduce you to my opponent.
This is...
Dragon Gate...
Yamato!
He's a wrestler who fights backbone fighting techniques.
Your opponent is...
Within my expectations.
Within your expectations...
He says he'll crush you.
I don't want you to underestimate me.
That's right.
But...
I won't lose.
Can I mess up?
Of course, Yamato...
Be serious.
Please.
In 1987...
Antonio Inoki and Masa Saito...
Formed the legendary Ganryujima.
In 2019...
Now...
Nomura Dojo's Nomura Keito...
Dragon Gate...
Yamato...
Will fight backbone fighting techniques.
And now...
It's about to begin!
Now, both of you...
Begin!
You're going to pay for this.
Naito, let me out of here!
- Shotei! - Where are you?
Where are you?
For now...
Get out of my way!
I can't let you go! Get out of my way!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's going on?
It's 40 degrees.
- It says we can go up. - Yeah.
It says we can go up.
Hajime!
- Where are you? - Arm cross!
- Alright!
I can't do it!
What should I do?
- Arm cross! - Yeah!
My golden ball!
It hurts!
Oh, no!
It went in!
- I... - Yeah?
- Dumped! - Dumped?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
None of it is going according to plan.
What will you do?
I'll go for the mine.
Hajime!
Welcome! It's over there!
Go in! Go in! Go in!
The mine!
Oh, no!
Don't do it!
Wait! Until now...
Come on! Come on!
Do your best!
Can you give up?
Give up!
Does it hurt now?
It hurts a lot.
Does it hurt a lot?
It hurts.
What will you do?
What will you do for backup?
I'll do everything I can.
Can you do it?
I'll do everything I can!
Alright!
I can't drink it anymore.
What's that?
Give me more!
What's wrong with you?!
You're underestimating me!
Are you giving up?!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
How do you feel now?
(Splash)
I guess so.
(Laughter)
Thank you for bumping into an amateur like me who may or may not be serious.
(Applause)
Thank you.
Good luck with your job search.
I'll do my best!
You've lived for 21 years, but you've never felt like this before.
Never!
How do you feel?
I feel great!
Wow!
Thank you for your kind words!
Okay!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Nomura Dojo, Nomura Kei, you're amazing!
(Laughter)
You're great!
You're really great!
Why do you keep laughing?!
(Laughter)
At the end, I asked Nomura how he felt.
He thought he was going to die!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
And in himself, Nomura Dojo ended peacefully.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
The next request is from Yayoi Sakiyama, who lives in Wakayama City and is a self-employed 68-year- old businessman.
I took out the pen and wanted you to look up what you have been interested in for a long time.
It is the electrical thermometer that my grandfather still uses at home.
When I was in elementary school, when many people became depressed and sick,
Mr. Sakiyama came and asked my grandfather for that electrical thermometer.
Then, when he came, his waist, which was bent 90 degrees, became perpendicular and his shoulders went back while turning.
I also want to receive it. (Laughter)
In recent years, I have been experiencing pain everywhere, such as shoulders and waist, and if it is refreshing in a short time like that time, I would like to try it.
However, I don't know how to move it, I just look at it.
Even if it is broken, it is old, so I don't know where to get it repaired.
At this time, I asked the detective office to make it usable somehow, and I got a letter.
Detective who is strong against electricity, thank you.
If you say it's strong against electricity, it's Maeda-kun.
That's right, I want to go blank. (Laughter)
Mr. Sakiyama is already 68 years old, but it is quite old because it is what his grandfather had.
It's quite old.
Now, what happened? Please.
- Ms. Kinama. - Yes, that's me.
- Nice to meet you. - Me, too.
- Electric therapy machine. - Yes.
- It's broken now. - We don't operate it now.
And the battery is also old.
- Does it work with batteries? - Yes, with batteries.
- Push. - Wow!
- Push. - This is...
- I feel like I'm in the 19th century. - That's right.
- May I? - Thank you.
Wow!
- It's different from the image of a therapy machine. - Yes, it is.
I'm scared of buying an exposed machine.
- This is the battery. - Wow!
It's old.
This is like the main switch.
- Put it in here. - Yes.
- And this part pops up. - Yes.
- And sparks fly around here. - Sparks fly.
- It moves. - That's bad.
- Right? And we put water in here. - Water!
- Isn't electricity and water the worst? - Right?
- So... - You use that?
- You're right. - I'm an amateur, but isn't it very expensive?
Do you know how many years ago it was released?
- It doesn't have anything on it. - Right?
- It doesn't even have a manufacturer. - None.
Did it say something like, "Do you feel good?"
When a person with a twisted back turns on the electricity, they can stand up and go home.
- They go home. - Yes, they do.
- It's like, "Goodbye." - Wow!
- Really? - Thank you. I mean it.
- This is a strong and weak one. - Strong and weak. It's analog.
I'll say it a little more.
- When it gets to this point, it goes up. - Up!
- As I was watching it, I thought about which one it was. - That's a scary word.
It somehow stays in my mind as a child.
I know it myself, but...
- If you can, please sacrifice it for me. - Sacrifice it?
- Watch it for me. - The first shot is scary.
- So I thought I'd give it a try. - I see.
- Has anyone ever used it? - Most of them died.
I think my aunt... She's about 83 years old.
Her husband passed away.
- So my aunt may have used it. - She may have used it.
- Where does it come from? - I don't know.
- You don't know? - No.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello, sir.
Can you guess what it was used for?
I remember it from when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade.
- You had it in 2nd or 3rd grade? - I did.
- So you're 83 now? - I'm 83.
- So you had it 75 years ago. - I think I had it since then.
- If only this coil had been fixed... - This coil?
- I think they said it was broken. - What?
- So I asked why it was burned. - I see.
- The fire started in 2nd grade. - I see.
My uncle said he had a backache.
So he said he had it in Osaka and said he'd get it when he went there.
- It's the only thing that's burned. - I see.
Where can you fix it?
I don't know.
If I knew...
Have you seen an instruction manual or a box?
I don't know if they had. But I did it as a kid.
- Do you want to fix it? - I do.
- If you fix it... - If you fix it, I'd love to do it.
- I'd like you to... - Oh, it's a different doctor.
- I'd like you to have it in 2nd grade. - 2nd grade?
- You're wrong! - No, I'm not!
- You're not! - No, no, I'm not!
- You're still a bad doctor, right? - No, no, I'm not!
- If you don't want it, you can take it all off and... - No way!
- You're saying scary things to an old man! - You're really old!
- Old men are rough!
- Hello! - Hello!
- My name is Maeda from Antenarius Club. - Hello!
- I'd like you to see this machine for a moment. - Yes!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
What?
This is an old electric healer.
I've seen this battery before.
Wow!
I used to use this battery for my cell phone.
Is it still switched on?
It looks like it.
I see.
This is my grandfather's precious machine that survived the war.
Please let me revive it somewhere.
I see.
If you do it, I can do it with my own strength.
If you put some good places on it, it won't heal.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's nice.
You're such an old man.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I think the coil is bad.
The coil is bad?
Yes.
It's pretty wound up.
The difficulty of fixing it varies depending on how you wind it up.
It takes a little time.
What?
If you rewind the coil.
How long will it take to fix it?
If you rewind it, it will definitely take a day.
Wow!
You don't even have material ready.
Wow!
It's open!
Huh?
There's nothing.
This is not it.
I thought something would come out of it.
It's only this part.
Oh, it's another simple improvement.
It's like, "Hey, don't hit me."
But it was taken care of.
There are traces of it being fixed.
It must have been fixed by an old man.
Take a look at it.
Oh, the wire.
Will it shake?
If you shake it a lot, it's 3 volts.
Yes.
If you're drunk, it won't shake.
Oh, but it moved!
I think about 1.2 volts will be stored.
Wow!
But if you do this, you won't be able to use it.
With the current amount of electricity, it won't move.
It won't move.
Anyway, the coil is suspicious.
Shall we hit it from the coil?
Please do.
One coil, two coils, which one is alive?
Okay, I got it.
As expected!
Yes.
Oh!
This isn't cut off.
That means...
This resistance isn't cut off.
It's not cut off.
That means the coil has nothing to do with it.
Because there was a reaction with the coil.
Right.
The coil is alive, right?
Right.
The coil is highly likely to be alive.
Huh? It's highly likely to be alive?
Yes.
If that's the case, there might be something wrong with the coil.
Yes!
Wow!
If that's the case, shall we try to replace it with a battery?
Please do.
Wow!
Hey!
The coil!
Hey!
Mr. Okamura!
Hey!
Wow!
Hey!
Something is cut off!
The coil has been modified a lot.
Please shake it!
Shall we do it again?
It won't happen many times with bypass surgery.
If it was a hospital, it would be a medical mistake.
I'm sorry.
Please don't be sorry.
I think it's a good thing.
If you reduce it too much...
What are you doing now?
I'm polishing it so that electricity can pass through it.
Wow!
Shall we put it in?
Wow! It's kind of exciting!
I wonder if it won't burn.
It's an old machine, so I'll put it in.
Okay!
Let's put it in while putting on the bolt.
Wow! Is it a switch?
This is a moment of tension!
Oh!
This is it! This is it!
What is it? What is it?
This sound!
What?!
This is the sound!
Wow!
It started moving!
Wow!
This is the sound!
Kaoru-san, thank you!
Wow!
This is nostalgic!
This is the sound!
No doubt about it!
60 years later!
Look at this!
A real one is coming!
A grasshopper!
A grasshopper is coming!
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's not enough!
It's coming!
But it's coming out!
It's coming!
It's coming out!
It's coming!
It's coming out!
It's coming!
It's coming out!
Is it saying "it's stronger"?
I was wetting it here!
I was touching the pain here!
Sakiyama-san!
No, no, no!
It's an honor!
For what purpose?
Hahaha!
I'll protect you!
What?!
Yes!
Go ahead!
That's what I made you hit.
No!
No, no, no!
What?!
His heart stopped because he was shocked when he became a doctor due to illness.
You were hospitalized, weren't you?
What about you, Detective Nagata?
I'm in the middle of a determination treatment, so I don't have electricity.
Maybe it's broken.
What about you, Mr. Kamei Wakata?
Until recently, there was a sea in Kintama.
I was hospitalized.
What happens if you give electricity to someone who is waiting for the sea in Kintama?
What about you, Mr. Kamei Wakata?
I'm perfectly healthy.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors with me.
I want to go to the sea in Kintama.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wow, I'm really scared.
I'll hit you.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Wow, it's coming! It's coming! The TV is coming!
Is it coming?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It feels good.
You're going to quit, right?
Wow, I really understand why people in the past were happy.
Wow, it's good!
It's good!
Wow, it's good!
Then, shall we go, Okamura-san?
Huh? Me too?
Yes.
Oh!
This might be a good modern one.
Wow!
Can you leave me alone?
Wow, it feels good!
Your first grandpa's electric shock!
Yes!
Come on!
Really?
Oh, really!
Please excuse me!
How was your first electric shock experience?
Somehow, I feel like my grandpa is softening me up.
Wow, I'm glad!
Oh, it feels good!
It feels good?
Yes, it feels good!
I'm off!
Thank you very much!
It's fixed!
Thank you very much!
Grandpa will be happy!
The battery is this.
You changed it for a new battery!
You made it with the same three bolts!
This man! This man!
I haven't had electricity for decades!
Please!
Wow, it's coming! It's coming!
It's coming?!
Wow, a little more to the outside!
Wow, it feels good!
Wow, I'm happy!
Please experience it with someone!
Mom, should I do it now?
No.
No?
No.
Why can't you do it?
Kinta is also born.
Thank you very much!
Yes.
It's amazing!
It's revived and it's quite old.
I looked it up, but I don't know if it's a manufacturer or not.
Wow!
There is a similar one and I looked it up and it's over 100 years old.
Wow!
I think it's quite valuable.
Wow!
It's amazing!
The cameraman who made it...
Yes.
Mr. Okada's...
The one who's giving birth?
Yes.
Kinta didn't use electricity but the latest medicine.
What kind of supplement is it?
Kinta's supplement is good!
What is it?
Lastly, we have a request from Kanda Hiroki, a 29-year- old self-employed person who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
This request is about my favorite hot spring resort.
That hot spring resort is Minatoyama Onsen in Hyogo Prefecture, Kobe City.
I love this hot spring bath and go there all the time, but there is one hot bath that I can't go in.
The temperature of the hot spring is about 48 degrees Celsius.
The moment I set my feet in it, I panicked.
So I have a request. Could you cooperate with me so that I can go in the hot bath?
My goal is to use up my shoulders for one minute. Thank you in advance.
This is a difficult request.
Hot spring baths are often held on TV programs.
The temperature there is about 44 to 45 degrees Celsius.
Isn't it very hot?
It's more than that.
I want to go in there.
Please take a look.
Is this the Minatayama Onsen?
- This is it. - There's a reason why this bath is so hot.
There's a reason for it.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Thank you for coming.
- Is this... - Yes, it is.
- this onsen? - It's my favorite onsen.
- I come here twice a week. - I see.
- Are your aunts and uncles here? - Yes.
- Excuse me, miss. - Excuse me, miss.
- Miss, miss. - Miss.
- Brother. - Brother, you sound like an old man.
- Excuse me, is there a hot bath here? - Yes, there is.
- Is there? - Yes.
- Is it really hot? - Yes, about 47 degrees Celsius.
- Then I'll go check it out. - Do your best.
- Excuse me. Hello. - Hello.
- He said... - Yes?
that he hasn't been able to go into the deepest and hottest bath yet.
But he really wants to go in and try it out.
- The hottest part is 46 or 47 degrees Celsius. - Yes.
- If you make it a little warmer... - If it's a little heavier...
- the customers will like it. - They'll like it?
- Please do your best. - Thank you.
You sound like an old man. Can you go in?
- It's amazing. - Really?
- Don't say that. - Don't say that.
- No? - No, I can go in too.
- You can go in? - Yes.
I've fought against Odam-do in the past.
I drank hot water and I was the only one left.
But Odam-do gave up and left.
- So you're really strong. - I was the only one left.
- That's about it. - I'm fine.
- Really?
- How's it going? - I'm fine.
- That's about it. - I went in because I was excited.
- Is it hot? - It's hot.
- How is it? - It's hot.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Is it hot? - It's hot.
- No, it's not that hot. - It's not that hot?
That's nice.
I went in because I was excited.
Let me turn up the temperature.
It's going up.
It's about 48 degrees.
It's hot.
Wear water before entering.
It's cold.
It's hot.
I can't do it.
Do it.
I'll do it.
Just jump in and enter.
Breathe.
It's hot.
We say it's hot, but it seems like a lie.
Can you enter?
Enter now. It's very hot now.
It's cold.
You can't enter, can you?
For now, let him cool down first and then you can enter.
It's better for you to cool down first.
That's right.
Sit down.
I'm sorry.
He's gone.
It's already gone.
It's hot.
It's cold.
My legs...
Put this on first,
and then go in here.
- It's one minute. - Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
(laughing)
It's still long!
Keep going!
It's still long!
(laughing)
Wow!
(laughing)
How was the sunset?
The temperature difference was intense.
I wonder if I can do this for now and get sick.
(laughing)
I'm sorry to bother you at night school in Ikea.
My name is Sensei.
Let me call Sensei.
Let me talk to Sensei.
Oh!
(laughing)
Sensei.
You scared me!
Put ice in your armpit.
Cool your arms and legs.
Isn't it like a baby's fever?
When your body is cold and suddenly hot,
your blood pressure goes up.
Is there a way for me to get in?
Let me try it.
I think I can explain how to get in.
Really?
Try it.
You'll get used to it.
There's a thing called "speed shock".
A lot of people fall down on the spot.
From a cold place to a hot place.
You get in after you get out of the water.
As a result, you fall down.
You get wet from your feet.
I see.
It's hot.
It's amazing.
It's amazing and...
It makes you stand still.
I think it's hotter when it flows.
Even if you move a little, your tongue will flow.
It floated.
It's hot.
It's amazing.
It's red.
I think I can do it.
Let's go in.
I'm getting used to it.
Yes, it hurts a little.
But if you do it slowly, you may be able to do it.
It hurts.
It's fast.
But I think I can do it.
20 seconds left.
A little more.
30 seconds left.
It's only one minute.
I can't do it anymore.
But it's amazing.
I'm getting used to it.
If you do it like this...
You can do it.
Good.
Let's do it.
You want to do it slowly, don't you?
You can do it.
Wow, you're doing better than before.
I'm not used to it yet.
I'm getting used to it.
Wow, 20 seconds.
It's been 20 seconds.
Wow.
You can do it.
30 seconds.
30 seconds left.
You can do it.
But it hurts more now.
50 seconds.
You can do it.
3, 2, 1.
Go!
I'm sorry.
Time's up.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
This hand that shook is very hot.
After all it is a record.
That's right.
Yes.
I made a record with a record.
Thank you for inviting me to such a good place.
Thank you very much.
That's hot.
It's too hot.
It's impossible.
I'm already familiar with the old man who is there.
That's right.
I'm already used to the heat of the booth.
I'm telling you, "Hey, you're here."
I don't think you know who I'm talking about.
That's right.
It's been one minute.
That's right.
Congratulations.
How did you like it?
I also tried hot baths as a kid
I did stupid things a lot
The most funny one was fighting games
It was the best
Kids usually play with their friends
But I didn't have it so I just went home
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