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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away.
In a secret room only for weekends, you dance around.
CHICU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush on.
You get caught and become obsessed with kissing only at this moment.
Hold me tighter than usual ITSUMO YORI TSUYOKU DAKISHIMETA MAMA You hold me tighter than you usually do.
The time for Judgment Night School has arrived. TANTEI NAITO SKUREUKU no JIKAN ga YATTE MAIMASHITA.
TANTEI NAITO SKUREUKU no JIKAN ga YATTE MAIMASHITA thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions, incorporating images accumulated in the complex modern society.
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night School. TANTEI NAITO SKUREUKU, watashi ga kyokuchou no nishita toshiyuki de gozaimasu.
Thank you, Director.
This is Mazzerica, the secretary. TOSHIYO CHIKEN, HEISHO NO MATSUERIKA desu.
Based on requests from TV viewers, the Detective Bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth. TANTEI wo hakenshi, shinsou no tuikyuu ni atarimasu.
Today's advisor is Mr. Kitaro, the chief advisor of our Detective Bureau. SOSHITE, HONJITSU no KOMON wa, tou TANTEI KYOKU saikou KOMON, KITATARO SENSEI ni okoshitai shimasu.
He caught a cold yesterday.
MAEDA-kun, how do you feel?
I've never caught a cold.
- What's with this? - I've never caught one in my life.
- I'm not going to do it.
- I'll leave it to you. - Thank you.
Let's have our first client today.
Our first client is a 52-year-old company employee from Kitada Keiichi, who lives in Chiba Prefecture.
Actually, my father was a professional singer when he was single.
He wasn't a famous singer by any means, but he was a singer who wandered around while singing, but he was a person who loved singing very much.
After that, I met my mother, got married, and was born.
It seems that it is difficult for a singer to raise a family, and it seems that he started working at a company after abandoning his favorite song.
When I was six years old, my father and mother got divorced, and my father took me in and we decided to live together.
At that time, there was a program called "Your Melody" on NHK called "Your Melody," which was written and composed by an amateur.
My father, who had already quit singing, was making his own song while playing the organ, whether it was his attachment to singing or not.
However, as soon as the song was completed, it was canceled due to illness, and as a result, it could not be applied.
I lived with my father for only about a year, but how much I wanted to put that song out into the world.
I am now over fifty years old and my father's regret is imagined.
I wanted to make my father's song, which no one heard of, see the sunlight and give it a spotlight.
I thought that if I was Detective Nightscoop, I would receive this thought, and I asked for it.
The song had already been programmed by professionals, and I went to a vocal school and started practicing singing.
Please, my father, Minoru Kitada, who wrote and composed the song, I would like to put "Wife of a Pigeon" on the front stage of Detective Nightscoop.
Please.
Does everyone know the song "Your Melody"?
Yes, we know it.
It seems that it was famous.
"Your Melody" ended thirty years ago, but it couldn't be helped.
But when I wanted to put my father's song out into the world, the person who requested it didn't know about this program.
Detective Nightscoop?
Yes, and a friend of mine said, "If you're going to do that, why don't you ask Detective Nightscoop?"
Thank you.
That's why I was requested.
That's amazing.
That's right. That's why I did my best to put my father's song out into the world.
Please watch it.
This time, of course, we have a request, but we also have a request video, which is unusual.
It's a situation.
I'll take a look.
The reason I applied for "Truth Night Scoop" this time is...
Truth Night Scoop
There is a song that my deceased father wrote just before he died, and I really want to put it out into the world.
Please listen to it and wish for it.
It's definitely a good song.
Anyway, please.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Except for the title of the program being wrong, it's pretty much the same content as the request.
There's one more video.
Oh, there's more?
Yes.
One more.
This is it.
Why did you send me two?
What is this?
I'm a pado girl today.
What do you think?
Huh?
How is it?
Huh? The one before?
Is it dark? Is it beautiful?
What? You're not going to say anything?
Are you lonely?
Wait a minute.
Please arrange it for me for a moment.
I'm sorry.
It's sudden.
Um...
Wait a minute.
Um... The first one, your father.
The one who said it was his father.
Is that pado girl the same person?
Probably.
This is the worst thing in my life.
I have one more.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
She's dancing like Bunny.
She's dancing without saying anything.
Without music.
Seriously.
Keiichi Kitada, 52 years old.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
This is so irrational.
Thinking about your father.
What about your family?
Do you have any family members?
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Will I fit in with this person?
Do you?
Please tell me.
Which one are you?
I'm Keiichi Kitada.
Can you tell me?
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Keiichi Kitada.
I was wondering which one of you would pick me.
May I?
Yes.
Did you see me?
Yes.
Actually, I'm a woman.
Yes.
That's right.
And now...
You don't look like a man at all.
But...
Actually, I'm a woman now.
But I'm wearing underwear and pants that are women's.
Yes.
- Underwear? - Yes.
Does it mean that your heart is a woman?
It's hard for me to change clothes like this now,
but if I change my clothes, put on makeup and put on a wig, it will be completely different.
- It will be completely womanly? - Yes, the inside.
I see. When did you start being a woman?
When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be a woman,
but I started taking concrete action about seven years ago.
- That's quite recent. - Yes.
Until now, you haven't hidden anything like that at all.
I think it was in the bottom of my heart, but I didn't do it.
When you decide to be a woman, you have to get ready, don't you?
- Yes, I do. - You have to get dressed up and everything.
What is the most important thing at that time?
Basically, it's underwear.
- Do you start with underwear? - Yes.
- How did you feel when you bought it? - I was excited.
- You've finally come. - Yes.
- Which do you like better? - If I say I like it...
What is your love target?
- I prefer girls. - I don't like men, so I don't want to be a woman.
- I like girls more than men. I like girls because they are beautiful.
- Are you married? - I am.
- Are you engaged? - No, I'm not married yet.
- Do you have a wife? - Yes.
- Do you have children? - Yes, I do.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- Has your wife noticed that you are a womanizer? - She has noticed me once.
- She has noticed you? - Yes.
- How did she notice you? - I happened to go out for a drink with her.
- I got into a fight with her. - With a snack? - Yes.
- I came back home dressed like that.
- You got into a fight at the bar, got excited and forgot about it and came back home? - Yes.
- But I thought she was sleeping because it was late. - Your wife?
- She happened to be awake. - Wow!
- What happened? - What?
- I was shocked. - You were shocked, weren't you?
- What was that about? - That's exactly what happened.
- What happened? - She said I shouldn't come home for a while because of that.
- What?
- Your wife? - My wife is quiet, so she doesn't know.
- What? - What?
- Kise-san, look at this.
- Yes, it's a public broadcast. - That's right.
- When you see it, it is as it is. But now... - Yes, my daughter, when you see it...
- You are already over 20 years old. - Yes.
- I only think you should decide for yourself. - Yes.
- My father suddenly said "sister", and when I turned on the TV... - Yes.
- He said "sister", and you should accept it. - Yes.
- I said "this is my father". - Yes.
- I said "make him laugh". - That's impossible.
- That's a very advanced technology. - Yes.
- Do you have a family? - The last time I had one was on March 1st.
- That's about two months ago. - Yes.
- What did you talk about at the time? - I was told "take out the washing machine and help me".
- I went to Keizu Electric and bought a new one. - You bought it.
- I removed the old one and installed a new one and came back. - You installed it.
- Will you live together in the future? - I think it's difficult.
- What will you do if your wife chooses between you and me? - I won't go back.
- Don't your co-workers know about this? - They don't know.
- Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- It's high vision, is it okay? - It's okay.
It's vivid.
You may lose everything in this accident.
Even if I lose everything, if you let me sing today, it's my true intention.
Even if you don't say "yes", we'll let you sing.
No, but I want to put myself and my song on the stage.
Do you sing when you sing?
- No, I don't. - You don't? - No.
This is...
Wow, this is exactly self-taught.
- My hair is messed up, too. - The color has changed, too.
Someday...
I wanted to show the world,
I wanted to show the world the sunlight.
When this was finished,
Keiji said, "Yuta, you did it."
I remember him saying, "Let me hear it, let me hear it."
The word "futatsuki" I made will disappear,
but I spent about a year with my father.
It was a very shining year for me.
Did you practice singing?
I practiced singing a lot.
Did your singing teacher give you any advice?
Well...
My teacher once told me, "Your father's DNA is inherited."
Then you're good at it.
Where do you want to see it?
I wonder where the right place is.
Hatoba no Onna.
So the title is...
Is it a port?
That's right. If you go straight, it's a port. "Hatoba."
There's usually a flash of light.
Maybe it's like a crane.
Let's go where you said you'd do it.
I'm on my way to the stage where you sing your father's song.
The stage is here!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
It's amazing!
The farewell drama cries while knowing how painful it is.
Goodbye, goodbye.
When shall we meet again?
I hold back my words.
(sobbing)
(applause)
We have prepared the best stage.
Father's song has been released.
And we want to release the real client.
Everything has been released.
Yes.
Father's DNA is not accepted at all.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from 23-year-old Yamane Kouhei, who lives in Kanagawa Prefecture.
Immediately, I wanted to overcome a physical problem of mine and asked for it.
I feel extremely uncomfortable when people touch me on the front of my upper body.
Therefore, it is extremely unpleasant for me to be touched by people on the front of my upper body.
In everyday life, a wheelchair is hell itself.
I can't even hug people like that.
Now, I don't have a girlfriend, but at this rate, I can't even hug my wife or my child in the future, and I can't sleep at night.
Please help me overcome this physical problem of mine.
I want to be able to hug people normally. Thank you very much.
I'd like you to help her.
You know, people hug you normally when you don't know what's going on.
It's weird to say you can't do it there, so you have to fix it either way.
This time, we received a request for Detective Light Scoop, so will you be able to hug him, Mr. Golamb?
He can't hug you, but his client, Mr. Yamane, is waiting for you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Mr. Yamane. - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Sorry for the delay. - No, no, it's okay.
- Sorry for the delay. - Oh, no, no!
- No, no! - What's going on?
- Wait a second! - This is our first meeting, so we'll be filming together.
- No, I'm not being asked that much. - No, no!
- No, no! I'm sorry! - Do you not like me?
- I don't like it. - You don't like it because it's me?
- No, no, no. I don't like it anymore. It's disgusting. - Disgusting?!
- It makes me uncomfortable. - It makes you uncomfortable?! Why did it turn out like this?!
- Well, it's a trauma, but when I was in high school... - Yeah.
- I was working part-time and I was washing dishes all the time... - Yeah.
- And I had a senpai who was like my father. - Yeah, yeah.
- The way he communicated with me... - Oh, like men talking to each other...
- "Hey! Get out of here!" - Yeah, like that.
- He was my senpai and we talked a lot... - Yeah.
- But I couldn't tell him to stop. - Who was he?
- Suzuki-san... - Oh, you still hate him?
- Well, I hope I won't meet him. - Touching his front... well, high-touching... - Impossible.
- Like when you're skating... high-touching... - Yes, yes, yes. - Like "I've decided!" - Yes.
- "Yaaaaaaaaay!" - "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..." - "Are you for real?!"
- "Yaaaaaaaaaay!" - "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..." - "Yaaaaaaaaaay!"
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..." - "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..."
- He's reluctant! - No, no, no, no, no...
- His hand... - I'm scared. - His hand is getting closer... - It's like it's getting inside his reach... - Yes, yes, yes...
- It's like it's getting inside his reach... - It's no good. - Yes, it's no good. - It's unpleasant.
- Oh, it's unpleasant! - It is unpleasant. - What kind of unpleasantness? - Well...
- For example, me... - Yes... - Takeru-san's... - Yes... - Can I touch his crotch?
- I... - Can I touch his crotch?
- Can you touch people's hips? - No, of course I don't like it that much.
- You don't like me touching your hips, do you? - No, I don't like it.
It's not that I don't like it, but I don't like it in general.
- I don't like it twice as much. - Can you touch me?
- Touch me and let me feel you. - Can I?
- You don't like it, do you? - No, I don't like it.
- But if I touch you now... - OK.
I feel like we're one. Like my hands are one.
OK.
I got used to it. Don't you get used to it somewhere?
I'm getting used to it now.
You're getting used to it now, right?
I'm getting used to it now.
As far as that feeling goes, I don't like it either.
I don't like it either.
That's right.
I don't like it, but...
As a high measure of "embracing each other"...
Yes.
It's okay if it becomes one.
It's okay if you lie down on the bed.
Oh, I see. When you sleep on the bed...
If you lie down like this and sleep, it's okay.
You're getting used to it.
That's right. As a way of getting used to it...
If you don't hug me hard, I won't get used to it.
What are you talking about?
I'll get a little closer.
Yes.
You can't stand it now, can you?
I can't stand it anymore.
You can't stand it, can you?
It's a normal hug.
It's been a while.
Okay?
Yes.
Here we go.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
But I don't like it anymore.
This is like a rescue.
It's like a rescue.
My breath...
My breath is getting worse.
Oh, you don't like it?
Yes. I don't want you to talk to me.
But if it becomes one...
If it becomes one...
Yes.
You'll be okay, won't you?
Yes, I'll be okay.
Has it become one?
It's becoming one now.
But you're really strong now.
Yes, I'm getting used to it.
You're getting used to it now.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
But you can't do it with this strength?
I can't.
But I'm really out of breath now.
Yes, me too.
Yes, you are.
My face is red.
This is...
Yes.
This is not a hug.
This is...
This is like a rescue right before you die.
I can do it softly now.
That's it, right?
Your ideal is...
A hug like Obama's, right?
Yes, that's it.
Like an American.
Yes, that's it.
That's it, right?
Yes, that's it.
Should we do it?
Should we do it with Sparta?
Yes.
Okay, Yamada-kun. Yes.
This is the worst outfit you've ever worn, right?
That's right.
There's nothing to protect you from.
Yes.
Should we go with this?
Are you serious?
With this...
This is the worst, right?
Do you want me to step up?
Can I say something?
It's scary.
It's scary?
Since you're dressed like this,
I'll change my clothes.
I do this a lot.
Come on!
It's hard.
You said the bed was okay, right?
I'm going to be a bed.
Do your best.
Do your best for once.
Try sleeping like you always do.
Ah, your breathing is a little harsh.
Is it bad if I move?
Is it bad if I move my nose?
If you're not moving at all, you'll be fine.
Then I'll hold my breath.
Hold your breath for a second.
Ah, this is fine now.
It's fine now.
This is fine, right?
It's too much.
It's fine now, right?
Yes, it's fine now.
I'm going to breathe a little. I'm going to do it harshly.
Ah, I can't breathe.
The movement of my stomach is bad.
It's bad, isn't it?
Ah, a little more.
No, I'm just breathing.
No, ah, a little more.
But my chest and chest are the closest now.
Now?
Now, now.
Now, now, now.
Now my chest and chest are closest.
They are closest now.
Ah, but my stomach still feels a little tired.
A little harder?
Yes.
A little harder?
Ah, somehow...
Let's start with high-touch.
High-touch.
High-touch, yes.
Let's say you win.
Oh, you did it.
You did it.
Let's do it light with high-touch.
Something's going on.
This is no good.
It's no good. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
It's a little...
It's like a thousand knocks practice.
When you were doing it with me, you put in a lot of force, didn't you?
Yes.
I'm calling people who are okay.
Oh, I see.
Well, everyone, please!
Shut up!
Oh, wait a minute!
Wall jump! Wall jump!
Oh, wall jump is good!
OK! OK!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's scary that an old man is holding a wall!
There is a cause of the trauma.
Then we should call the person who caused the trauma and turn back the time.
Is it this person?
Are you Suzuki-san?
Yes.
Do you remember Yamane-kun?
Yes, I do.
Do you remember how he hit you in the chest?
No, I don't remember at all.
But now you can't hug people.
Please feel responsible for this.
Yes, I understand.
You are the cause of this.
By the way, does Yamane-san know that you are coming?
Yes, he does.
He is waiting for you now.
Yes, he does.
At the beginning, it started like you didn't like being touched.
I was wondering if you could get used to it.
I see.
I haven't touched you yet.
I'm going to touch you now.
I'm going to remove it now.
Next, close your eyes and concentrate.
Close your eyes and concentrate.
I hope you can't feel it.
I'm going to remove it now.
Concentrate.
I'm going to touch you now.
Wait a minute!
Concentrate!
Wait a minute!
I don't like the way you touch me.
You don't like the way I touch you?
I don't like the way you touch me.
You don't like the way I touch you?
I don't like it!
Open your eyes! Open your eyes!
I'm in front of you!
Yes, well...
That's right.
I really don't like the way you touch me.
From now on, you will be treated like Suzuki.
Practice! Practice!
You'll get used to it.
I don't like this.
You'll get used to it.
If you go over this mountain, you'll be fine.
When you're having a hard time.
Go over the mountain.
You got used to it.
Let me change.
Look!
Are you okay?
Yes, but...
Let me try it again.
Yes, yes.
Look!
Stand up!
You got used to it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Look!
Yes, yes, yes.
You can do it!
It's been a while.
You got used to it.
How is it?
Yes, I can hug you.
You can hug me. It's no big deal.
Yes, I can hug you.
See?
Yes, I can hug you.
Thank you.
You got used to it, didn't you?
Yes, I got used to it. I think I can go out with anyone now.
You got used to it, didn't you?
When we worked at a restaurant, you were the senpai.
We were trying to communicate with you.
But you couldn't say anything because you were a high school student.
I was cut out of the video.
You asked me to hug you.
I think I'll go crazy if you keep hugging me like that for three years.
It's not that special.
It's really good.
It's good to tickle you.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Kanae Kawamoto who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture and is 43 years old.
I'm a bird fanatic who agrees with myself.
Among bird lovers, it's popular to smell a bird called 'tasting'.
I especially love to smell a bird's head.
I've been tasting more than 20 kinds of smells and putting them in my notebook.
My biggest dream is to smell a hawk's beak.
Hashibiro hawk.
Hashibiro hawk is a non-moving bird that lives in wetlands in Africa.
It's sitting still.
Its average size is 1.2 meters.
It's big!
It's a big and rare bird.
Its big beak and cute eyes are distinctive and it's very popular among birds lovers.
It's my number one bird I want to taste.
But I can't see it and I can't touch it.
But I really want to taste a hawk's beak.
I'm sure it will smell attractive.
Please make my dream come true.
It's a dream.
Do you know what a hawk's beak is?
It's only found in Africa.
It's a smell.
I smelled a lot of smells.
And as soon as you smell it, you smell it.
"Oh, it smells good." "What is it?"
Oh, what is it?
You can smell a lot of things.
What are you talking about?
That's all I have to say.
How was it, everyone?
Go ahead.
It's been a while.
Ms. Kawamoto.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
What is "tasting"?
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
For now, I'm happy to smell a bird's beak.
I have a hawk's beak.
Sometimes it comes into my hand like this.
I'm very happy to smell a hawk's beak at that time.
I don't know the meaning of it.
What else did you smell besides hawk's beak?
Ducks and owls.
I've smelled a lot of things.
Have you?
I've smelled a chicken.
When I was a kid, I saw a chicken like this in a chicken coop.
I smelled a chicken coop.
But it smelled like a chicken coop, didn't it?
Have you ever caught a chicken and smelled it?
No, I haven't.
This is it.
What is it?
Is it written like this?
Yes.
And...
This.
This is from last year.
What else did you catch?
A hawk's beak.
What is a hawk's beak?
It's 130 centimeters.
It's about the size of an elementary school student.
In Japan, there are only about 13 or 4 places where you can catch a hawk's beak.
Its eyes are curled up and you can feel the kindness in its eyes.
I can't feel it at all.
This size is normal.
This size?
It may be a little smaller.
I'm sure it's about that size.
Its beak is really big.
I want to avoid its beak, so...
I'll grab the back of its beak and...
I'd like to try it.
Hello?
Hello, sorry for the delay.
Yes, this is Holly Dobson, thank you.
Sorry for the delay.
No problem, thank you.
Is there a place called Hashibiro High School?
Yes, yes.
Hashibiro High School.
I recently went there.
Hashibiro High School...
Yes?
They say they want to smell your head.
Oh...
If you come and try it, I think you'll like it.
Really?
Yes.
This is Pieri Moriyama, right?
It's in Shiga Prefecture.
It's here?
Yes, it is.
Yay!
Shall we go?
Yes.
It's Tori-nihoi-nihoi station.
Yes.
People who like poop and so on often say they want to smell you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go inside.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there a lot of poop and so on?
There are a lot of poop and so on.
Really?
There are a lot of them.
It's called "kibatan".
Yes, yes, yes.
"Kibatan".
I want to see it.
I want you to smell it.
Please come free.
Really?
Really.
It's called "kiba-chan".
"Kiba-chan".
So, can you taste it?
Get closer.
How is it?
Wow, it smells so good.
It's like a blanket.
Mr. Kambe, please smell it.
It might smell really good.
Can you hold it for me?
Hold it for me.
Are you sure?
I'm sure it's okay.
It looks like it's going to bite me.
Right?
What is this?
Are you shampooing me?
Is this really good?
Yes.
"Hashibiroko".
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
One "Hashibiroko", please.
I got it.
I'm waiting for you.
Really?
Yes.
Can you tell by looking at it?
Yes, I can.
"Hashibiroko".
Can you hold it for me?
It's there.
Wow, what is it?
What is it?
That?
It's standing up.
On that?
Yes, it's on that.
It's so cool.
Is it okay?
Wow, wow, wow.
Wait for me.
Don't make a noise.
I just came from Africa.
Don't make a noise.
What's your name?
"Hachan"?
Call me "Hashibiro".
"Hachan"?
Come here, "Hachan".
"Hachan"?
It's angry.
Where did it go?
It's angry.
It's so scary.
Is it okay?
Let me go there.
So fast, so fast.
She must hate me.
Does she?
She must hate me.
Maybe she does.
You know the way, don't you?
She must hate me.
Hey, you!
Hey, hey!
I'm going home.
I'm a young man.
I don't want you to go home.
Is it OK for me to go home?
Take it easy.
Hatchan.
Pompapino.
Goomba Robbo.
Wow.
How is it?
It smells really happy.
Really?
It smells like the white flag that was at the bottom.
It smells really good.
Really?
How do you feel now?
I'm happy.
I think I can die now.
You can't die?
No.
Why do you lie like that?
That's it.
You are great.
Kashibiro Go.
You just came here.
You didn't let me smell it.
And it took you a long time.
You are great.
How can I say it?
Dogs like you and birds like you.
So I knew you like birds.
Thank you very much.
You are welcome.
I enjoyed it very much.
I knew you wouldn't let me smell Kashibiro Go.
You didn't let me smell it.
But it was hard for you.
I'm happy for you.
You are great.
The first breath was very impressive.
I was moved.
It's a song.
I could feel his feelings.
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