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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite All around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
You unlock the secret room that is only open on weekends
You keep dancing with your cheek
If you could hold me tighter than usual, I'd kiss you and hold you tighter than usual. If you could hold me tighter than Nyou always have
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop, who puts a sharp eye on modern society and thoroughly investigates various shady questions.
I'm Erika Matsuoka, the director of Detective Night Scoop!
Today's Detective Scoop is brought to you by everyone's requests, and we will immediately send out an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
And for today's Detective Scoop, we have Ms. Katsura Zakobashi, a member of Naniwa's certification faction!
Thank you for having me!
First of all, let's start with today's first request!
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Ryo Ikeuchi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is in his 20s.
I love salmon so much that I could say I love salmon the most in Japan.
Even when I go to a sushi restaurant, I love salmon so much that I mainly eat salmon sushi.
Such a shocking event happened to me.
A bear in a kimono at a friend's front door was eating my favorite salmon.
That's when I first learned that bears like salmon.
My investment caught fire.
I like salmon more!
I'm definitely not going to lose to bears!
Since that day, I've been thinking about competing with bears for salmon every day!
I'd rather compete with bears than bears to prove that I love salmon!
P.S. I'm thinking of several ways of competing with bears!
What's wrong with you, detective?
I want to compete with bears!
No matter how much you like salmon,
I like salmon too!
I want to compete with bears!
That's what I said!
What happened?
Let's find out!
I've read your letter.
First of all, do you like salmon?
I like it.
There's nothing more delicious than salmon in this world.
You like it that much?
I love it that much!
Even when I go home every day, I store salmon in the fridge.
Can you eat it all the time?
I think I can eat it all the time,
but my parents got mad at me once when I ate it all the time.
Why did they get mad at you?
They said I'd break my body if I ate more than that.
That's too much!
It's too much for me!
I've never met anyone who loves salmon more than me.
Is that so?
Because I'm waiting for...
I'm waiting for you!
I'm waiting for you, too!
What?
I'm waiting for you, too!
I don't know what "salmon" is!
I know! I know!
When I saw it, I thought it was an orange.
I don't know!
I'm waiting for you, too!
I want to eat it!
It looks delicious!
Thank you for the meal!
How is it?
It tastes so good!
It's the best!
I'm so happy to eat something like this!
Just looking at it makes me feel better!
It's really delicious!
I know you like salmon.
But I want to have a match with you.
You know the bear's kimono?
The bear says, "That's my salmon."
The bear is quite big.
Huh?
What is this?
Wow!
It's eye-catching, isn't it?
It's eye-catching!
How is it?
That's my salmon.
Just looking at it makes me feel better!
I'm so happy to eat something like this!
But I like it more than you do.
I want to prove it.
It's a real bear!
I don't want to lose to a bear.
Just looking at it makes me feel better!
You've come up with something, haven't you?
I've come up with something.
What have you come up with?
The first one is...
The way you fight.
It's called "salmon kiss."
How many times can you kiss in one minute?
Start!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
OK!
Thirty-eight times!
I think we'll have a connection.
Do you have anything else you want to think about?
No.
No?
Which one is the real salmon?
There are two slices of salmon here, real and fake.
OK, by appearance...
This way!
You are a liar!
How did you know?
So this is a fake?
If you open a salmon like this, it's obvious that you can tell right away.
That's amazing.
There's one more thing.
There's more?
There must be a battle that you don't want to do.
What is it?
It's a salmon fast food.
Salmon?
One salmon.
One salmon?
Let's see who can eat faster.
You saw this and wanted to compete, right?
That's right.
There's only one salmon.
Yes.
So you want to compete with only one salmon.
That's right.
I'm confident.
I'm sure I can win.
I'm sure I can beat a bear.
OK, let's go fight that bear.
Let's go!
Is there a place where you can fight a bear?
I'm in Tomamoto Prefecture!
This is Aso Cadry Dominion.
I heard there are bears here.
Are there a lot of bears?
I heard there are a lot of bears.
It's looking at me.
It's powerful.
Look at it.
It's big.
It's scary.
It's fighting back.
It's scary.
It's so scary.
How many kinds of salmon do you have?
We have about 200 kinds of salmon.
200 kinds?
He loves salmon.
What about bears?
Bears love fish, too.
Do you love fish?
Yes, I do.
Can you tell me which bears love salmon more?
Well...
I don't know what kind of bears love salmon.
Look at this.
It's coming.
It wants to fight.
You can't do it without people inside, right?
Yes, you're right.
There are about 300 kilos of bears.
Is it over?
This bear is dying.
You can't do it.
You can't do it?
You can't do it.
This way.
Do you think you can do it?
I think I can do it.
If you can't do it, you can't do it.
I don't care if you die.
One salmon.
One, yes.
Let's see who can eat faster.
I really wanted to do this.
I can't go home until I do this.
Please!
Where did you go?
Inside and outside of the cage.
That's why I was able to do it.
Yes!
I won.
You can do it!
It's a battle!
You can do it!
His opponent is...
What's his name?
He's a boy.
His name is Koda-kun.
Koda-kun!
He's huge!
It's a battle against him.
What should we do?
We'll drop a whole salmon.
We'll drop it.
Got it.
Let's prepare a whole salmon!
This is it.
This is what we wanted.
You can eat it.
It's clean inside.
I really wanted this.
I'm so happy.
Koda!
My love for salmon.
It's green.
It's not red.
Let's go!
He dropped it!
Start!
I'll throw it!
Throw it!
Delicious!
This is what we wanted!
He brought it!
Koda!
What is he doing?
He's eating! He's eating!
If you notice, he'll stop eating, too!
Hey! Hey! Hang in there!
It stinks!
Can't you eat it?
That's right! I can't eat it like this!
Here we go!
All right!
All right! Go!
Here we go! One point!
How is it? Is it much better?
It's completely different!
Go!
All right!
I won't lose!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Don't lose! Don't lose to Koda!
He's eating like he doesn't know!
Koda! Look over here!
I don't know if he's moving forward or not!
I'm going to check up on him!
How is it?
Is he eating it?
That's right!
Oh, this way!
It's hard to see!
He's eating it, but he doesn't know where it came from!
Huh?
He stepped on it, didn't he?
How is it?
Just the tail, right?
He's not moving forward.
How is it?
He's eating it now.
Huh?
Wow!
He's eating it a lot!
That's amazing!
He's biting it now.
He's biting it now!
He's biting it enough!
Go ahead and say it!
You...
It's good!
Yeah!
It's the best!
You...
It's good!
It's not love anymore!
Well, you bit the salmon, but...
Not at all!
Hey!
You bit the salmon like that, bit by bit, bit by bit, and you ate it!
You didn't do that!
This is it!
Look at this!
This is it!
This is the proof of love!
Look at me!
I don't love you at all!
Just a little more!
You ate it all up!
Hey!
Okay, how is it?
You ate it all up, half of it.
Okay, let's go.
Hey!
Good evening.
I'm full.
Huh? What?
I'm full.
I can't eat anymore.
It's a draw, right?
Oh, he's eating now!
Now?
Now!
Now?!
You're kidding me!
I'm going to eat you!
Are you going to continue the fight? What will you do?
I'm full.
Isn't it amazing?
He ate half of it.
It's amazing.
I could feel it.
He worked really hard.
But after that incident, Ikeuchi-kun...
I don't want to eat salmon ever again.
You don't want to eat it anymore?
If you eat that much, you know...
Next up is Detective Ishida Yasushi's "Explosion Connetion".
First up is Yoshihide Nakata-san, 39 years old.
I run a barbecue restaurant in Shiga Prefecture.
My regular customers tell me that I can run faster than anyone else if I start running.
They say I can win against the world's fastest bolt.
That person doesn't wear shoes and starts running anywhere all year long.
Detective-san, if that customer really starts running,
can you prove to me that you can run the fastest in the world?
Next up...
Takeda Ryuhei-san, 21 years old.
He's a college student.
I made a great discovery of the century.
You can never eat a whole bunch of raw thread konjac.
Detective-san, please try it once.
You've never eaten raw thread konjac, have you?
Neither have I.
I've eaten it before.
Next up...
Inoue Takaya-san.
I'm 21 years old and I'm a college student.
My friend can express the letters of the alphabet with his face.
Only "n" and "z" can't do it yet, but...
He can perfectly express other letters with his face.
Please give it a try.
Next up...
Okada Ryotaro-kun, 16 years old and a high school student.
I can manipulate the bone of an ostrich...
and make a deco bin or a coin toss.
Please take a look.
Arake Atsushi-kun, 17 years old and a high school student.
I belong to the soccer club in high school.
One day...
I noticed that it didn't hurt at all...
when I hit a slightly painful heading in the rain.
That day, when I went home...
I took a shower and put water on my cheeks...
and did a head toss with all my strength...
but it didn't hurt at all!
- Not at all? - Yes.
This should be okay for a professional wrestler's powerful head toss.
Let's give it a try!
That's it for now. Please take a look.
So, Ino-kun and Watanabe-kun of Alphabet River.
It's not really called Alphabet River, but you're Ino-kun, right?
Yes, that's right.
And you're a student, right?
That's right.
When did you decide to do it?
When I was in high school, I happened to see the letter "j" on my face.
"j"?
"j", yes.
You were surprised when you saw it?
When I saw "j" in high school, I was really surprised.
You saw "j" in high school?
Yes, I suddenly saw "j" in high school.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
First, "a".
Wait a minute.
It's easy to understand!
It's this, right?
Yes.
Oh, oh, it's "a".
It's a beautiful "a", right?
That's right.
Amazing!
"b".
Oh, oh, I know it, I know it.
I know it.
"c".
Yes, I know it.
"d".
Oh, oh, I know it.
"e".
This "e", right?
That's right.
This, this...
That's right.
Yes.
Do it harder!
That's right.
Harder!
Oh, I know it!
That's right, that's right.
This is good, this is good.
"f".
Oh, oh, I know it, I know it.
Yes, yes, yes.
This, this, this.
"g".
"g" is difficult, right?
Okay, next.
"h".
Hey!
"i".
Oh, wait. It's "i" now, right?
"j".
Oh!
This one!
This "j" is magic!
Oh, "j"!
It came out!
Oh, oh! Ok, ok! Next one!
"k".
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
Why does it come out like that?
"l".
I know. I know. I know.
m
"m" is difficult, isn't it?
Ah, I see.
Like this?
Yes.
n
"n" is impossible.
Ah, I see.
Then, next to "n"...
o
It's frustrating.
Your facial expression is disgusting, but it's cute.
"o", right?
Yes, yes.
p
Yes, yes, yes.
q
OK.
r
"r" is disgusting, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Next.
s
"s" is...
"s" is OK.
t
It's OK.
Yes, yes. "t", yes. I know it.
u
I can't say it.
v
Oh! You know what you've done!
Hey, W!
X!
Y!
Yes, yes, Y, yes!
Z!
I'm sorry, I can't say Z.
Wow! Wow!
You discovered it well!
Thank you.
What is this?
It starts with J and ends with J.
First of all, why did J come up?
Well, J has a big mouth and it comes up like this.
So I made it come up like this.
At that moment, you said "G"!
This part and this wrinkle looked longer.
Oh, you're right!
So I lifted this part up like this and...
Can you say "Japan"?
The last one is "N".
Oh, I see.
It's like "jar".
Can you say "jar"?
Only "jar".
It's "jar".
I'm sorry, Nihon Kongfu-san.
This is a commercial, isn't it?
He's the client, Takeda-kun.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You can't eat raw Itokon?
That's right.
What do you mean?
You can eat normal Itokon, but you can't eat it.
Thank you for the meal.
What is it?
Next person, please.
Thank you.
Okada-san.
Yes.
The client.
Yes.
I'm her mother.
Oh, mother!
Your sister is here with you.
Thank you.
Huh?
Kurobushi and Dekopin.
Yes.
I don't know what's going on.
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Both of you.
Yes.
Kurobushi.
Yes.
Wait.
Go ahead.
Yay!
What are you doing?
What?
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What? What?
You dropped it.
Yes.
You dropped it.
Can you do it again?
Again?
No way.
Again?
No way.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Please.
Yay!
What?
Does it hurt?
Does it really hurt?
It hurts a lot.
Thank goodness.
This is a normal kurobushi.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Three.
Two.
One.
Ouch!
What is this?
Ouch!
Wait a minute.
Can you do it for me?
Yes.
Three.
Wow!
I've been able to do it since I was little.
There is a black tape with 500 yen coins.
It's a parent and child game.
Here are the coins.
Go ahead.
Wow!
Yay!
Wow!
Yay!
I borrowed a long track and field championship for a little joke!
So, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Shimura-san, the best jumper in Japan!
Thank you for having me.
Are you sure you're the best in Japan?
I think I'm probably the best in the world.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Do you jump with your head down even on rainy days?
On rainy days and snowy days, too.
Wow, you really are the best in the world!
Leave it to me.
So, the best in the world and the best in the world,
2013 All Japan Professional Jumper Championship 7th place,
and 100 meters long, Japanese record holder,
Mr. Yamamoto Shing!
Thank you for having me.
All Japan Professional Jumper Championship 7th place.
That's right.
This was last year, wasn't it?
That's right, last year.
So you're an active athlete now.
I'm doing my best.
By the way, how many meters was it?
It was 100 meters.
How many seconds was it?
It was 10.5 seconds.
Wow!
Wow! 10.5 seconds!
Yes, that's right.
But your opponent is the best in the world.
That's right.
He said I was the best in the world,
and I thought he was Japanese.
I thought I could do it.
By the way, have you ever been run over by this jumper?
No, I haven't.
Not even once?
Not even once.
It looks like he can jump 50 meters.
One jump!
Stay in one place.
Ready...
Wow!
That's good!
Wow!
Japan!
Japan's...
Wow!
That's easy!
What is this?!
While you're taking a shower...
I'll hit it here and...
- What happens? - It doesn't hurt at all.
- Really?! - Yes.
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- It really hurts!
- It hurts! - It hurts!
Here I go!
Oh, it doesn't hurt at all.
- Really?! - Really!
Isn't it a little weak?
- Oh, it hurts! - It hurts!
- It hurts!
- Really?! - Yes.
Hey, I'll do it too!
It hurts!
Okay, here I go!
Come on!
Okay!
Oh, no!
I can do it!
- It doesn't hurt anymore! - It doesn't hurt anymore!
Let's do it one more time!
It hurts!
It hurts! Here I go!
It's okay!
It hurts!
I can't believe it...
I think the power at the bottom is weak.
So I don't think either of them hurts.
It hurts! It hurts! Come on!
Yes! It's okay! It's okay!
It's okay! It's okay!
It hurts!
- You're good! - You're amazing!
You found something like this!
Well...
For now...
I'll watch him.
And while he's doing it, I'll take a shower.
- Oh, I see. - And in the meantime...
- Are you okay? - Huh? What's that?
W-Wait a minute!
Rock, paper, scissors...
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors...
Huh?
W-Wait! I'm wet, so I can't do it!
Rock, paper, scissors...
One, two...
Okay, okay, okay...
Wait, wait, wait!
Rock, paper, scissors...
One, two...
I got it! I said I got it!
You're weak!
Rock, paper, scissors...
Huh? Rock, paper, scissors...
Anyway, Denryu is strong!
Shower has nothing to do with it!
Let's have the last person.
Yes, the last person.
This is a request from Kyohei Nishizawa, 22 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is currently working.
Yes.
"I am extremely weak at arm wrestling.
I have never won against my sister even once.
I am strong enough to say that an ordinary wrestler would never lose.
But I don't feel like I can win against anyone in arm wrestling.
It's pathetic.
Because of that, I can't have confidence in anything anymore.
So I want to win against my sister at least once in my life.
Please help me."
She wants to win against her sister.
That's a pretty low goal.
But she is so weak that she doesn't have to set that goal.
She has lost too many times and she doesn't have confidence anymore.
She really wants to win against her sister.
That's why she came here.
Could Kyohei Nishizawa win against his sister?
She is so big.
I don't know if it's because she is weak at arm wrestling, but I think of her as a skinny girl.
But she is so thick.
She looks like Gary Gary Garrickson, doesn't she?
Can't you win against your sister?
I can't win against my sister.
I have never won against anyone else.
I have never won against you, either.
Today's show is over.
Did you set it up?
No, I didn't.
You didn't set it up, did you?
I just woke up.
On the day of the show...
I was so nervous that I couldn't sleep.
You were so nervous that you couldn't sleep. Aren't you nervous?
You put on makeup today.
From the TV...
You're fully prepared.
I'm not prepared at all, brother.
What's wrong with you brothers?
You're both too extreme.
Here we go.
Ready...
Go!
Wait a minute.
You're strong, aren't you?
You were amazing!
You're too soft.
I'll do it.
No, I'll do it.
You're always holding my hand.
What are you trying to do?
Ready... Go!
You're kidding me.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
You're amazing!
Please do it.
Ready... Go!
Ouch!
What do you mean "ouch"?
Do you think you have a strong natural power?
I think so.
For example, can you do an ultra-tipset?
I can do a weird hole-in-the-skill.
A weird hole-in-the-skill?
Can you show me another one?
I can do a weird hole-in-the-skill.
I can't do a hole-in-the-skill at all!
I feel like you're doing something different.
You're training a lot.
Yes, I am.
It's heavy!
How many kilograms is it?
Nine kilograms.
Nine... It's still in the middle and a half.
It's ten and a half kilograms!
Why did the producer put nine kilograms in it?
It's very strange.
It's not weak.
It's strong!
It's strong, but...
That's right.
I think I'm strong or not.
You're strong, but you don't know why you can't win.
In order to win, you have to draw out the power you're hiding.
I'll draw you out!
Ready...
Go!
Come on, draw out your power!
Did you run away?
You failed to draw out your power because you're not good at it.
So I'll ask you the opposite.
For me, when I think of something I like, it gives me strength.
I feel like I'm having fun.
And when I say it out loud, it gives me even more strength.
Fill your head with it.
Oh, you're happy.
You're smiling.
Do you like it?
I love it.
Oh, you're starting to change your face.
It's okay, it's okay, young man.
When you feel like you're going to lose, when you feel like you're going to win,
say it out loud.
Okay.
Here I go.
Ready...
Go!
You haven't lost yet!
Hayashiraisu!
But you were laughing earlier.
Even if you laugh, you might lose.
Ready...
Go!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Why don't you say "hurry up"?
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Give me the white chair!
The white chair!
It's in the pot.
What?
It's in the pot.
Your white chair?
I'll wait until you calm down.
For those of you who are watching...
I want you to look at these three happy ribbons on my back.
My arms...
My clothes...
And of course...
The three ribbons with you.
By the way, where did you get them from?
I don't know.
You keep losing to me, don't you?
It feels like it's natural for me to lose.
Feelings of frustration will definitely give you strength.
So let's go.
Can I come in for a moment?
She's here.
Please come in.
She's Cha-Cha, the queen of SM Entertainment.
She's wearing the same school uniform as you.
Right?
I don't think you'll feel frustrated.
You're right.
So...
I should calm you down, right?
That's right.
You'll feel frustrated.
And then you'll feel the spring breeze.
And you'll feel the strength.
Okay, Cha-Cha.
Let's go!
You still won't come out, you white pig?!
Your hair is all messed up.
Why don't you start over from when you were a baby?!
You pig!
You white pig! You black pig!
You're just a bad pig.
That's right.
How do you feel now?
No.
No?
No, it's nothing.
Are you happy?!
Now, we've arrived in Amagasaki.
Yes.
This is it.
The Japanese Armwrestling Federation Recognition Division.
Hello!
You look like him!
He's really...weak.
His arms, too.
I've heard of armwrestling, but I've also heard that there's a technique to it.
Yes, there is.
Let's try it out.
Yes, please.
One, two...
Yes.
How is it? Try it out.
Well...
I think it's powerful...
Of course it is!
Of course it's powerful!
Yes.
I think it is, but...
When I went all the way over here, I felt like something was coming out of me.
Oh...
Your arm is weak.
That's right.
This is also important, but...
Yes.
You push this over here.
Over here.
Yes.
Like this.
Oh, I see.
Yes, hold it.
Hold it firmly towards you.
Like this.
Yes, like that.
Then you put one on your thumb.
Yes.
Yes, like that.
Then you put it back.
Yes.
Then...
At the same time you bite like this.
Yes.
Hold it like that.
Then you lift it up.
With your shoulders.
Like this.
Yes, like that.
Then it will stick.
Oh...
One, two...
That's right!
You can do it!
That's right!
Good!
How is it?
No, I think it's definitely better than before.
Really?
Yes, I'm serious.
But you've been teaching me for about three minutes now.
Teach me, too, Technique!
Put it on top of this.
This one?
Yes, yes, yes.
And stretch it out firmly.
Here we go.
Ready, go!
Wrist!
Can't you tell, TV?
I'm back.
Your expression is a little different. Can you tell?
My expression?
Yes.
Somehow...
You've become brighter.
No, I'm not saying you should go to a development seminar.
Please look at me seriously.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
It's a double kill!
No, it's a instant kill!
You must have gotten stronger.
Did I get that strong?
You're strong.
Hey, do you want me to do it?
[Laughter]
Ready, go!
[Grunts]
You're so strong today!
You don't talk at all!
No!
You look like Shinya Hashimoto right now!
[Laughter and applause]
I'm so proud of you.
I hope you get a job soon.
[Laughter]
I hope you have three happy lives.
Thank you for accepting our three requests.
How was it?
It's been a while.
I don't care what you say about me.
I don't care what you think about me.
[Laughter]
You're amazing.
He's a character you should love.
This program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who accepted our requests, we have this detective notebook.
For those of you who came to our studio, we have this clear file.
Thank you for watching.
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This is what it means to be an angel!