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Made in ABC
You take off everything around you...
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odotte
Omae o tsutamaete
I can only kiss you now and more than ever
In a complicated modern society with sharp eyes,
he will solve various mysteries and questions thoroughly.
Detective Naito Scoop.
I am this week's Special Director, Hiroshi Madoka.
Until now you have been working in a place called Common.
How do you feel about becoming Special Director?
Well, of course, this chair is different.
I've been doing this entertainment show to sit here.
I see.
You've arrived.
Well, I hope you'll do me a favor.
Please do.
And, everyone, actually, this night scoop has a special event.
Special?
Surprisingly, two new detectives will join you in this Bureau.
I'm sure you're surprised, but I'd like to introduce you one by one over two weeks.
The first new detective is this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
[PH] I'm excited!
[PH] Who is it?
[PH] Wow!
Thank you so much for coming!
It's amazing!
Can I ask you something?
When you asked me if I would do it, what did you think?
I've been watching it since I was a kid.
I'm serious.
I was happier than when I was in M-1 final.
I'm serious.
You've been doing this show since before you were born.
That's right.
It's obvious.
I've been on location before.
This time too.
Before that, you just played the song.
To be honest, I cried.
When did you cry?
I'm going to suck you up.
Get off me!
I'm going to suck you up.
Please follow us on Instagram and Twitter!
Let's start with her first request.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, first of all, this request is from a 50-year-old company employee who lives in Osaka City.
Detectives, there is something I want you to look up.
A person with no front teeth and a person with no back teeth, which is more difficult?
By the way, I said I have both of them.
Do you have to say this for the first request?
You should have come more.
I wanted you to come.
Really?
Special Director, have you thought about it?
We all have.
That's right.
It's my debut film.
I worked hard on it.
I want you to see it.
Please.
Alright, alright.
Alright!
[PH] It's coming, right? Soon.
Well, detective Mike.
[PH] It's out!
Wow, C!
This is great!
Wow, it's coming in!
Now I'm finally a detective!
No, that's not it.
After meeting the client,
after meeting the client,
After meeting the client, the detective starts.
He is a great person.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm the detective, Battery and Ace.
Congratulations!
Thank you for making me a detective!
Thank you for coming to our concert.
It's my first time.
I'm excited and hug you.
Is it hard to have both front and back teeth?
Why did you want to know that?
In the past, there was a man at work.
He and I were talking while eating hard bone.
It's been 20 or 30 minutes, but I thought it would fit in my mouth.
It's 30 minutes away.
But I asked him why, and he said it's not that easy to break the hair because there is no hair dryer.
I've seen it on TV quite a lot, and people say they can't do it.
Sometimes.
I wonder if it's not so hard.
How can we find out?
I'll leave it to you for now.
Of course, that's the guarantee.
I'm sorry, but I can't go back to work.
What?
I'm sorry!
That was fast!
You're going back already!
I'm alone with my first shot.
Since it's my first detective location, I want to feel safe.
So I'm going back to my hometown, Nishi.
I feel safe now.
Can I say something?
It's his first detective debut since today.
Oh, really?
With Sightscope.
It's his first time.
Isn't it amazing?
It is.
For people in Osaka, it's a pride.
It's a pride.
For a detective to come out of Nishi-nari, I want you to cooperate.
Wow, wow.
For people who don't have a back or front, you can go meet people.
Can you check it for me?
Can I?
Check what?
He's looking for someone who has a back.
Hello.
Oppa!
Sorry!
Oppa!
Again?
It's good to say that.
Oh, yeah.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
Oh, hello.
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Yes.
Do you have time?
Yes, of course.
This is a program called Detective Nightscope.
Yes.
Can you tell me...
What? Is it Detective Nightscope?
Yes, it is.
Is there everything like a heart?
What?
No, there isn't.
No?
No.
Isn't it everything?
No, it's not everything.
It's not everything?
It's not everything.
I don't have eyebrows.
I was looking for it!
Really?
I like French bread.
I used to eat French bread every morning.
One day, I felt a crunch and I thought this bread is hard.
Then I ate it.
You like French bread.
Yes.
What was the hardest thing you did?
When I ate a whole bunch of corn, it would be left behind.
There's a lot of episodes about teeth.
Hello.
You don't get mad no matter what I say?
No.
Do you have all of your teeth?
No.
You don't?
I do have a front tooth but not a back one.
You don't!
I know it's rude but I'm desperate.
Don't have a tooth.
Don't have a tooth, old man.
Oh, now I see.
You don't have a back teeth.
We are the same.
There are two people who don't have back teeth.
I don't have it either.
I was like you.
What was hard about not having back teeth?
Chewing.
I don't have back teeth, so I was about to chew, but I chewed.
Have you ever experienced that?
Is there any more?
Yes, there is.
This is a new thing.
You are dying.
Excuse me, I am a detective Knight Scoop.
Do you have all teeth?
Yes, of course.
I am on treatment now.
Are you on treatment?
Yes.
Where is it?
All of it.
Not even front teeth?
What was the hardest thing about not having front teeth?
I'll show you.
You don't have bangs, but you'll show me.
I like your appearance.
You look good in pictures.
I'll be conscious of it.
Open your mouth.
Don't be conscious of it.
I'm conscious of it.
We asked him many questions.
I don't know what to say.
Just asking.
Which one is it?
The one with no front teeth vs. the one with no back teeth!
With such a strong power, the one with no front teeth...
I've gathered people who don't have bangs and who don't have hair.
You came here after work.
You came here...well...
You gathered people.
This is a team without bangs.
May I say something?
Yes.
She's showing off.
What was difficult about not having bangs?
Dried squid!
Because of my bangs...
I haven't been able to eat it for 40 years.
She can't eat dried squid.
Can you show us, Kiro?
Kiro has no front teeth.
When I eat boiled food...
Boiled food?
It comes out of here.
That one!
How about you, Kaoda?
I don't have it.
What kind of experience did you have?
It hurt and I couldn't eat hard food.
I couldn't hear everything you said.
These are my partners in Okuba.
Thank you.
Kari-chan, Okuba. But you don't look like you have Okuba.
That's right.
Wow, you don't have it.
Look at this. I'm 22 years old and I don't have Okuba.
And I'm 46 years old.
Everyone eats meat with Okuba, right?
But we eat it with Maeba.
Eating meat with Maeba is quite difficult.
Okuba is really difficult.
I think everyone eats for a long time because they can't chew.
That's why hormones.
Children can't chew for a long time, so we call it hormones.
It's gum.
Because we keep chewing.
If you keep chewing, it's really bad.
I think you're a little worried about it.
There is Maako in the back.
Maako has neither of them.
Which is more difficult for Maako?
It's better than having one.
It's bad if you don't have one.
Better than having one?
It's difficult for people who don't have one.
I don't know which is more difficult.
It's a fast-eating competition!
I said fast-eating, but it's okay if you eat as usual.
I and Ms. Maeda will judge which is more difficult.
And you can eat this steak with one leg.
Let's start!
You can eat as usual.
Is it cool?
My eyebrows are dying.
You're doing your best.
Where do you cut your hair?
I cut it with my hands.
You're doing your best.
Your eyebrows are dying.
Oh, it's from here.
I can't cut it because I don't have bangs.
That's right.
Good luck, teacher!
Kurami-chan, you're fast!
There's no back.
There's no back. What do you do from here?
From the back, I pull it out and cut it.
You're biting it from the front.
I'm biting it from the front.
No, you're biting it from the front.
Since Ms. Yuki can't cut her hair...
It's hard.
What's going on in there?
What's going on here?
Is Mr. Mark drinking soap?
He's drinking it while eating.
Shall we?
It's over.
It's over!
You lost!
How do you like it, Maeno-san?
It was amazing.
I've never seen you use it so much every night.
I don't have a mayama.
I can't suck it.
Nishikino san, you can't suck it.
Yes.
Why can't you suck it?
Because air escapes.
Because you don't have a mayama, you can't suck it.
Sensei, you've been blowing air for a long time.
What does that mean?
I have to endure it with a fuzzy.
Because I'm getting burned.
You're blowing air more than others.
I see.
The team without okuba is also...
It's difficult.
It's difficult but it's easier to eat than the team without maeba.
How was it for the team without maeba?
I couldn't eat well.
Like a fool?
How about the team without okuba?
It was delicious.
So you saw the match.
Ms. Maeda, did you come to a conclusion?
Yes, it came out.
Please announce the results!
I think it's hard for someone who doesn't have bangs and short hair.
Short hair!
I did it!
It was short hair!
Yes, it was short hair.
I'm happy you did it!
But certainly, after watching the match just now, it's hard for someone with bangs and short hair.
It's not just about eating.
Right?
You have to have a good speech too.
A good speech.
I can't say it anymore.
You can't say it.
[PH] ♪
How was it, Professor Kaku?
I was so excited.
How was your first detective job?
I think it was good.
Really?
You said such rude things...
No, no.
You said such rude things.
Are you okay?
I think you were the only one who didn't look rude.
Thank you.
Yes, people who don't have teeth are all cheerful.
No, no, no.
They are cheerful.
But it was very funny.
Thank you very much.
I was really worried.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the next request is from Aiko Kondo, 41 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I had something that I really wanted to ask you.
I send my daughters to school by car,
Every morning at a fixed time,
there is an old man peeking at something with a telescope from the window of the house.
The first thing I noticed was my daughter.
Mom, there's an old man looking at something.
She said that, but I couldn't confirm it because she was driving.
Then, as it happens every day, if you look at it closely,
there is an old man peeking at something without really being a widow.
And of course, he's concerned about his grandfather.
If he's looking for something bad, if he asks his master,
he'll be told that this is a case that shouldn't be touched,
and only Knight Scoop can rely on it now.
He was asked to look it up with him because he's scared of it alone.
What do you think of this?
It sounds like you're going to say something.
No, because...
I saw the letter you asked for and it said this.
Yes.
That's right!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Is this an advertisement that can be handled at the Detective Bureau?
This is Detective Night Scoop, where you can ask all kinds of questions and find out everything.
That's right!
The program has a purpose, but it's an advertisement you shouldn't touch!
Well, since we have a new detective in the program, I thought I should show you that this is a real detective house.
So I went there.
Please!
This is scary!
I say, but is it okay?
It's a shame to look like this.
You say you're looking.
I don't know what you're looking at.
I don't know at all. I really don't know.
Every time you send it, it's like,
Oh, you're there again today.
Oh, you're there again.
It's been about six months.
Six months. You watch it every day?
Almost every day.
From past eight o'clock until I come back and send it back, I'm not there anymore.
Oh, that's it, it's a moment.
It's probably a story of five or ten minutes, maybe.
It's a perfect peek.
I changed my clothes a lot, and it's about fifteen minutes past eight, right?
Old man's peek.
No, it's not!
It's like this.
Why? It looks like you're peeking.
Not a peephole, but a peephole.
A peephole?!
Girls say, like, are you looking at birds or something?
No, no.
It's a peephole.
Old man's peephole.
The girls took it for me.
The other girls shot it.
And?
A little later...
Was it here?
It was here, next to you.
Oh, it shot! It shot!
Which one?
It's really fast!
Which one?
This pink one.
Ah! It's true! It's true! It's true! It's true!
Ma'am!
This guy is suspicious...
I'm watching you very carefully.
This is bad!
Ma'am's peek-a-boo.
This is bad!
Ma'am's peek-a-boo.
Huh?
Ma'am's peek-a-boo.
This is ma'am's peek-a-boo!
Isn't this a marriage?
Marriage.
But we can only confirm it when we have school.
So we don't know on Saturday or Sunday.
Today is Sunday, right?
It's Sunday, but if you didn't peek today, you'd be perfectly...
Peeking, right? That OL guy.
Excuse me, come in!
Hello!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
This one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one is pecking at you, this one.
Oh...
This is no good, right?
If I were to look at clouds or birds, I think they would move like this,
but if I were to just stare at something, I'd think they're staring at something in my house.
There are some things that have filming functions,
like when you're changing clothes and you're filming,
It's either a three-year or three million yen fine.
If you're caught every day...
Every day?
Yes.
Every day?
You'll be sentenced to six months in prison.
Yes.
See you in nine minutes.
Okay.
Pink house.
Next to the pink house?
Yeah.
A little more.
This is it.
Is it still there?
No, it's not.
It's not there.
This is good.
But the curtains...
It's not there.
I wish it was.
Is it still there on Sundays?
Or is it only on weekdays?
This pink one, right?
Yes.
Next to the hotel...
[PH] Oh!
It's not going!
Only on a few days...
That's right...
That possibility...
I think Mr. Oed is on vacation or at work.
He's not here, is he?
That's why he's still working hard.
I see...
What are we going to do?
This is really bad.
We have no choice but to go.
No choice but to go.
Let's go alone.
Okay.
Right?
Okay.
We weren't going, but we can't leave a weird old man, so we should leave a kid.
Right, right.
We can't leave a scary person.
Right, if we leave a weird person, it will be troublesome, so only my mom will go.
I will protect you.
Yes.
Please take care of me.
Then...
I'm going.
You're doing viewer survey at NIGHTSCAPE, right?
Yes.
I'm more nervous than that.
It's here.
Where?
That house.
Next to that pink one?
I think it's next to it.
What are you going to say?
What?
What are you going to say?
Well...
Did you eat breakfast?
Here?
This is my second one of those pink houses.
Let's go.
Yes, is it Miss?
Oh, how are you?
Hello. Excuse me, I'm Gampei Hazama.
What?
Um...
Please wait a moment.
Yes, yes.
It's a woman.
It's a woman, isn't it?
But she's saying, it's a woman.
Good morning.
What?
Um...
What? Is it true?
Yes.
It's a show called Gampei for Family.
What's for breakfast?
Bread.
Bread for breakfast.
And you, Mrs. Kujirin?
I'm not very well off, but I can walk.
I live in the upper floor.
Please come in.
It's hot in here, so please come in.
This is my father.
Come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
You're early.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
You surprised me.
No, I'm fine.
We're the same age.
We're classmates.
Oh, really?
We're 70 years old.
We can do anything.
We're old people.
I collapsed in my 19th year.
Oh, cerebral hemorrhage?
No, no, I went golfing.
At a golf course?
I was with my friends and suddenly I fell.
You went golfing and collapsed?
With cerebral hemorrhage.
Golfing...
I got a good shot.
In the seventh hole...
I fell and it didn't suddenly get better like this,
so I saw my husband's tears for the first time.
Well, good luck.
Yes, yes.
Can you show me the room next door?
It's not crowded, it's narrow.
Can I go in?
Yes, of course.
What are you looking at?
Which way are you looking?
This way.
This...this...
But...
There's an apartment or something like that.
But I think it's a bridge.
Bridge?
Um, dad.
No...
Do you think I know that?
No, no.
That way of saying it...
What?
That way of saying it probably has a reason.
To show love in kanji...
Isn't that a nice way of saying it?
What is it?
Oh, it's a nice room.
Oh, it's not.
Is he a kind husband?
That's why I couldn't change my husband when he collapsed on the right side of the building.
I wanted to be a substitute for him.
But he wasn't.
But he was a good man.
I feel sorry for him.
The doctor and nurses in the hospital were all helping me.
I'm crying.
You're crying, aren't you?
It's a good story.
I had a disability, but thanks to you, I have five first grandchildren and five grandchildren.
But I don't know if they're all healthy.
Five?
Five.
That's cute.
I'm really grateful.
So I came to you and went to school.
I sent LINE messages to the children.
When my grandchild went to middle school,
he entered middle school at a fixed time every morning.
Since he climbed that bridge called Miyazonobashi on his bicycle,
I look like I have flesh cancer,
My dad has a disability and it's hard for me to see, so I use binoculars and...
This one?
Yes, this one.
It's about 8.05 now, and it's already early.
It's hot, but it's been about three years since I've been busy.
I'm sure...
I don't think everyone knows this song.
I'm sorry, but I've been watching my granddaughter's middle school life all the time.
Wow, but that's not true.
You're so funny.
Don't look at her only.
I'm afraid you'll say there's someone funny.
No, I'm not.
You're a pervert.
No, but I was careful.
What is this?
This is a detective night scoop.
Detective?
Oh, you're here.
Hello, hello.
Hello.
Grandpa has been watching you all the time.
No? You don't like it?
No, I'm not energetic.
I'll do my best today.
Grandpa is watching you.
I'm glad.
I want to be with you forever.
I want to be with you.
It's the best.
You're so good at it!
Oh, it just passed by.
It just passed by?
Oh, it just passed by!
It's true.
Oh, it's waving its hand.
I'm so happy.
It's really peaceful.
How was it?
How wonderful.
What?
I mean, from a human's perspective,
seeing them like this every morning,
I understand how you feel,
but when I think about it,
I think your master must walk with you every morning.
With binoculars.
No way!
But you're bad.
You're bad.
What do you think, Ace?
I think you're not good for such a short time.
He's the best veteran.
Let's move on to the last contestant.
Yes, last contestant.
The last request is from Ryo Teraoka, 31 years old, male company employee who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
Suddenly, I love Seiya Shimofuri Myoujou very, very much.
Watching Seiya's YouTube and radio is my daily life and I can say it is my lifeblood.
Just like Seiya, who I love very, very much, I married my wife, who I love very, very much, in February of this year.
She is a kind, often laughing and very cute ideal wife for everyone.
However, it seems that she hates you very, very much.
Oh, my!
Even if you appear on TV for a moment, you are immediately changed.
I hate you!
So, I'd like to ask you, detective, to correct my wife's hatred of you, so that she can watch your videos proudly.
Alright, I'm a big anti-fan of you, anyway.
I love you so much, but I'm a big anti-fan of you, and I'm going where you two are together.
I'd like to ask why you hate yourself so much.
It's hard to meet people who hate you.
It's not hard.
You don't want to meet people who hate you.
I heard you love me.
Yes.
I upload Mashmoff YouTube every day.
You do YouTube as a duo.
I'm happy.
Congratulations on your wedding in February of this year.
Thank you.
He is very kind.
He is kinder and helps people in need.
One day...
I look at you and I get a little unwell and my channel gets changed.
What are you doing? What's that allergy like?
I'd like you to take a look.
Oh, you're watching my personal channel, the Iini Mini channel.
I'm going.
Why are you leaving?
I'm going home.
She's gone home.
She's been taken advantage of.
Seiya has been taken advantage of.
It's the complete opposite of what happened on the channel.
In the first place, does your wife hate comedy?
I don't think so.
For example, who do you like, entertainer?
Chonmage ramen's Kabuchi-san.
No, you look like him.
You like Kabuchi-san and you hate me.
I don't think you're like that.
Wait, I'm scared and I haven't mentioned it since we got married.
Oh, you haven't watched my video?
It's a bit weird but...
It's a secret.
Hide it!
It's like a grown up's edgy video.
Why?!
Suddenly it's dangerous, so I asked the staff and my wife to do a fake interview and see what I hate.
Can I interview you for a moment?
Yes.
I'll ask you a little differently.
We're interviewing about what you like and dislike about each other.
Which one should we start with?
I like him more than I hate him.
Hey, you should have told me first!
First of all, he's not funny.
He's not funny.
And when he's dating,
Thank you very much.
He showed me something.
I just thought it wasn't funny.
I don't want to see you.
I was told it wasn't funny.
Isn't it funny?
No, it's funny.
I'm the best.
You can imitate people and play music and play guitar.
OK.
Hiraba is funny.
OK.
It's funny.
OK, OK, I'm recovered.
OK, thank you.
Hello! I'm Senya!
Senya of Shimofuri Myojo.
Thank you!
I came with my husband because he said he loved me.
I'm a little surprised.
I don't even feel like I'm going to throw up.
It was so sudden that I couldn't catch up with it.
Hi! I think you were surprised by that suddenness.
How do you think of me?
Your chin is rounder than you know.
Your chin and neck are the same.
My chin is small.
But I'm not good at body shape, so...
You gathered people like you to get familiar with forum.
What do you do usually?
I am a comedian and an illustrator.
A comedian?
Yes.
How long have you been doing this?
26 years.
You are my senior. Sorry.
Senior? Senior? Don't call me like that.
Wow...
Ready?
We are having fun a little bit.
Are you having fun?
How was it?
I'm embarrassed to ask you to do it.
I see. The opposite effect.
I'm sorry, everyone. Thank you. It's a story.
A story?
My favorite cartoon.
Furuhata.
Furuhata is a romance.
Furuhata and Ninzaburo ended in an instant.
Furuhata, this case was...
Ummm... I was arrested for illegal trafficking.
I saw it. Illegal trafficking.
I want it when I'm stuck in a subway.
What's up with you?
I just said it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, this is it! This is it! Ad-lib!
Hey, this conversation is so short.
Is there a type of person you like?
A person who is kind and can give things away.
I see.
I'm not asking you to appeal yourself.
Hello?
Oh, Higashi?
Yes, Higashi.
How are you?
I'm good.
Can you tell me where I am?
[PH] What?
Oh, can I?
Yeah, please.
I was so popular in the M-1 Grand Prix qualifier.
Double Higashi.
But I didn't make it.
I thought it was the worst.
But Seiya was busy and texted me.
I was able to save that funny story for the final.
I was saved by him saying,
you guys just have a higher chance of winning.
How cute.
I'm really grateful for that.
He was a good person.
So, it's all your fault, right?
What do you mean?
You showed me too much of you.
Yes, yes.
I think it was about minus one hundred at first, but I probably laugh at strange improvised.
I want some ad-lib and do manzai.
Please say something. It doesn't matter if it's meaningless or funny, but I'll do it with a thrust.
Yes, please.
Let's make my wife laugh.
Yes, please.
Hello!
Can you give me a theme? Anything is fine.
Then, hamster.
Theme is hamster. I see.
I will draw one. I want to draw a cute hamster.
Okay.
Could you draw a hamster for me?
Sure.
Gacha!
Electricity!
Oh, it feels weird.
What is that? It's like Donkey Kong's Famicom.
It feels weird.
Hamster. It's big.
I'll try to feed it sunflower seeds.
Yes, yes, sunflower seeds.
Wow, it eats a lot.
Huh? Is it cookie-ing?
Hamster is cookie-ing.
It doesn't train itself.
What? Hamster-ing?
It's hamster-ing.
Does it train itself?
What? He's pooping human poop?
Guts!
He's pooping human poop.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much.
I laughed a lot.
Can I watch your video at home?
I'm afraid of the frequency and amount of it.
I'll do my best not to make you laugh.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
But I think it changed a little.
The impression has changed.
That hamstering was amazing.
It was amazing.
He is joking and almost cut off, but it was really like this in about two minutes.
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I love the commander!
[PH] Ha, ha, ha!