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Strip everything around the bed
Shuumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
Chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru omae wo tsutamaete
I can only kiss you now and be absorbed in you.
It's detective night scoop time.
Detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions.
I'm this week's special investigator, Odagiri Joe.
What do you think about Night Scoop?
Do you know about it?
Of course!
I grew up in Okayama.
Okayama!
I've been watching it since I was little.
You were born there.
I still remember Ahobaka Bumpu-zu.
Wow, since you were little!
I've been watching it since I was little.
How is it now?
Recently, I've been doing it only in a special channel in Tokyo.
Special channel...
I've never heard of it.
I'm trying to watch it as much as possible, but...
I really enjoyed your show in Nagabuchi.
Oh, you mean Murian.
Was it last year?
Yes, it was.
It was fun, too.
It was really fun.
And at the end of the year, there's a special like this year's.
I'm sure that will be recorded.
I'm happy about that.
It goes really well with this set.
Really?
You really look like you're working here.
Thank you.
Let's start with our first request.
First request is from Ms. Kojima Atsushi, 50 years old, who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
Do you know what is sudden? Cicadas sting people.
About 40 years ago, during my summer vacation in the third grade of elementary school, I caught a cicada and let it land on my finger.
The cicada didn't run away at all and just stayed there, so I continued playing.
After about an hour, I felt a tingling sensation in my fingers, and when I looked over,
The cicada pointed my finger at me and said...
I was moving my mouth and my lips.
I was so surprised that I waved my hand and swept away the cicada.
Even if I talked to my friends who were playing together on the spot, they wouldn't believe me.
Since then, for these forty years, no matter who I talk to, even my master and family,
they don't believe that cicadas point at people.
In order to prove my experience that no one can believe for many years, I want to be stabbed by cicadas.
I want to be stabbed by my pride. Thank you for your request.
How about you, chief of the intelligence agency? Have you ever been stabbed by cicadas?
I have never been in a fight with a cicada.
Oh, I see.
I was wondering...
Did you stay there for an hour?
That's a terrible situation.
It's like a car crash.
I thought I would fly away.
I think you all think like me, but I can't believe that a car crash happened.
Please take a look at what happened.
You are the client who wants to be hit by a car crash.
And you are her son, right?
Yes, that's right.
I've never heard of a semi-stabbing.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, that's right.
That's usually the reaction you get.
I don't want you to believe me, but I stab you.
I've drawn a picture, so will you allow me?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Excuse me.
It looks like this.
I don't know what to say, but I've stabbed you in the hand and mouth.
Oh, I see.
I think it's a little unfortunate.
Unfortunate?
Yes.
Now, you want to be stabbed slowly.
Yes.
You don't believe me, do you?
I've never heard of it.
You want to be stabbed.
It's a lie.
I've never heard of it.
It's impossible.
You want to be stabbed, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I want to be stabbed, no matter what.
If possible, I want to be stabbed in my body.
What do you mean?
It's just an image.
[PH] Like this.
I see.
I want to be stabbed by that dark thing.
Oh, that's too much.
I want to be stabbed by that dark thing.
I see.
I hope you like it.
Yes.
I'm not good at bugs, so my face may turn blue.
Wait a minute.
You're not good at bugs.
I'm not good at it, but I want to be stabbed by it.
I hope you like it.
We came to the park.
It's very wide and there's a lot of nature.
It's a very nice park.
They're crying.
I can hear them the most.
Anyway, we have to catch the snake now.
There it is.
Where?
There.
It's real.
There it is.
Who will catch it?
You are my dad.
Please don't go away.
You are a branch.
It's gone.
Sorry.
I have to get used to it.
Yes.
Oh!
Wow!
It's touching me!
You're being touched!
And? How are you being touched?
I'll show you again.
Sorry, sorry. Don't fly.
Like this.
I'm afraid you'll fly if you let go of my hand.
I think you're getting used to it.
You used to let go of my hand when you were little.
Let me let go of your hand.
I'm sure you can do it!
Here we go!
Wow! It's stopped!
Wow!
Is it stopped at the same spot as before?
Yes!
It's been a while since I've stopped it like this!
Let's do it for a while!
It's moving!
I'll see you next week!
It moved again.
I have no choice but to do my best.
I'm doing my best.
It hurts!
Wow! It's sticking!
Ouch! Thank you!
It's coming off.
Wow! It's sticking!
We won!
No way!
That was the first blow!
No way!
It hurt more than I expected.
How painful was it?
It hurt quite a lot at the beginning of my blood circulation.
And you did it!
You did it!
I'm so happy!
How did you do it?
Hello?
Is this Mr. Nakaoka?
This is Mr. Nakaoka of Steps Hunter.
Mr. Kojima, the client, was stabbed in the back.
Who does he stab with?
Basically, we suck blood and eat it.
But when we are sick, we try to eat what we have been bitten.
I think it's one of the structures.
But we try to suck it.
But we don't suck it until we are sucked.
You are watching silently, aren't you?
It's similar here.
You were stabbed with this before, so you had a mochi, right?
Well, you stabbed me, but...
Yes.
I wanted something more...
Something less...
I mean...
Something more...
I want to be stabbed by such cicadas.
Yes, really, I want to be stabbed...
Wait a minute.
Oh, you heard me.
I've said something weird like I want to be stabbed by so many cicadas, Ms. Cat.
I don't like this.
I need a semi-long.
Can you give me some time?
Please, I want to be stabbed by you.
We have prepared a semi-long for you.
There's nowhere to run away from.
Yes.
You can't run away from it.
Finally, yes.
At this moment, I can't welcome it.
Uuuuuuuu.
Is your father always like this?
No, he's acting weird today.
[PH] Ah!
Wow, amazing.
[PH] Wow.
Amazing.
I'm sorry, amazing.
I brought it.
This is crazy.
Cicadas.
You've caught a lot of them, haven't you?
But we don't have much time.
And it's a very late season.
So we don't have many students.
But I think we have about 120 or 130 students.
120 or 130 students.
What is this school?
[PH] I don't know.
Sorry for the wait. Are you ready?
Yes.
Wow, this is...
It's hard!
This is amazing.
I'm curious. Let's go.
Let's go.
Nakayoko-san, is it OK to stand by?
OK. Hurry up.
Hurry up!
OK, let's go.
Nakayoko-san, please.
Ready, go...
Wow!
Ouch!
I'll go in and fight.
It's better to lie down, right?
Yes!
The mother is putting it on her and sticking it on her.
On her neck.
It's on her neck.
Oh, it's falling down. Stop it.
Oh, on her neck.
How do you feel about your dad's condition?
It's scary to see it from the outside, but if my dad says it's okay, it's okay.
My toes are a little numb.
Where did it go?
No, it stopped.
Oh, that was close.
He's trying to stab this one.
Oh, this one's stabbed! This one's stabbed!
It's starting to open up a little.
Oh, no.
It's stabbing me a lot from here.
Isn't this a valuable document?
It's amazing that it's not peeled off like this.
It's stuck.
Kojima-san, it hurts, right?
Yes.
Great!
Again, the best one.
Oh, it hurts!
Now, the left finger.
It hurts.
But it's not enough.
You're making it move.
Now, the left shoulder.
It's heavy.
You're stabbing with both?
I'm stabbing with both.
You're stabbing a lot.
I'm happy.
Kojima-san is realizing it.
You're interested in it.
It's like modern art.
You're trying to stab my chin.
I'm not only stabbing, but also eating eggs.
You're having fun, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I'm pulling my chin now, and it's like a double chin.
I misunderstood it as a bad sign of my cancer.
I'm sorry I fell.
How was it?
I'm happy.
I'm glad you like it.
Yes, thank you.
If you have something to say to Sora-kun...
You stabbed me in the back, didn't you?
I did. I saw it.
It's really stuck.
Yes, it was stuck just like we imagined, and we were very satisfied.
How was it, Special Investigation Division?
This is the most shocking video of the year.
Are we really going to air this?
It's quite a precious video.
Well, yes.
At first, cicadas stay in the soil for a long time.
They come out for 5 or 6 years, so I thought it was good enough to kill them,
but when I saw the video, I couldn't forgive it.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the next request is from a married couple, Tomoko Sakura and Tomoko Tomoko, who live in Aichi Prefecture.
After three years of marriage, when my husband passes by me working in the kitchen, I touch his butt.
For one year, 365 days, I touch it every day.
I'm warning you not to touch me again and again, and I can hit your butt no matter how many butts are in front of me.
If I can do that, I've been saying I want you to touch me again and again.
On the contrary, if you can't hit me, I'm telling you not to touch me anymore.
This is your chance.
You are touching me now, so you know what I am thinking.
So please,
if you do this experiment normally, it will become a crime,
so please collect a lot of butts.
And please release me from your touching.
Thank you for your request.
How about the special police chief?
Not like, where is your butt?
But how do you feel about the number of butt shots on TV?
I see. Let's have a real fight.
By the way, I have one point.
The owner of the client can tell who is who by touching their butts.
So, how do you say it?
You put your hand like this and feel the dullness of your hand and you will know.
That is love.
Love is everything in this lesson.
You don't like being touched on your butt.
Yes.
You didn't know that and married him, did you?
Not at all.
I don't know how to say it, but we didn't do that when we were dating.
Not at all? Not once?
No.
You didn't show it to him?
No.
After marriage, I'm standing in the kitchen and doing my daily life.
In a normal scene,
it starts to happen more and more.
It happens every day.
365 days a year.
The first time it happened to you was when you were working as a waiter.
I filmed it.
You filmed it? Can I show you?
Yes.
Here we go.
Oh, my God!
I don't like this way of touching.
His wife is in the kitchen again.
I see. This is also a pattern.
Even in my daily life, like when I'm working,
I know that there's no such thing as that.
But I still have a habit of asking for it when I'm asked.
You have a weird habit.
So I thought I shouldn't do it.
[PH] We're doing it.
Do you have a habit of touching your ass in the first place?
No, I didn't have that in the first place.
Not at all?
Then why did this happen?
While I was living with my wife and getting married,
I felt like this.
Hey, you can't talk like that.
Calm down.
I just felt something weird.
[PH] Can you touch it?
What are you saying?
I think you can feel its good quality.
I can't believe you dragged me in.
I hope you can get more friends.
Can you really touch your wife's butt from among so many people?
Yes, I can.
Can you really hit your wife's butt from among so many people?
Yes, I can.
I heard from each of you that you are confident in hitting your wife's butt.
I will definitely hit her.
I'm scared.
I'm not sure if you can enjoy it.
Let's call entertainment agencies or model agencies and see if there is anyone who can enjoy it.
Yes, this is it.
Excuse me, I'm Tamura, a detective of the Night Scoop.
I have a sudden request.
I want to cast someone who is okay even if his butt is touched.
We're in a hurry to get to you, but...
Yes?
Um...
Men... men might be a little...
a little worried about this situation.
Yes, um...
Um...
Like a woman?
No, no, a sword with energy is fine.
Hahaha!
We're also...
a little...
determined?
Yes.
Let's move so that we can increase it by one person.
Now, Matsui has come out.
Can I ask you something?
Do you have time?
Did you come from Ennio?
Eh, today?
Oh, is that so?
Everyone, are you fine?
Yes, we are fine.
Are you feeling well?
How is it? Are you feeling well in your high spirits?
No.
Ah, you don't like it?
You don't like high spirits?
I'm fine, but my buttocks and all...
I'm not touching you, right?
Can you touch me?
I can touch you.
I knew it!
There is someone like you in the world.
I knew it!
By the way, you have a good butt.
Your butt is high.
It makes you want to touch it.
It's normal butt.
I don't want to touch it.
If you can't do it, just say no.
I'll do it.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
Suddenly, you two...
I found a powerful way of thanking you.
You may not know.
Thank you.
We moved to a kitchen studio.
This time, we have people who are willing to touch our butts.
They are...
You guys are too serious!
We have amazing members here.
But I think it's important to know the order of the touches.
There are 32 of you now.
You need to decide which one is your wife.
And...
What did you say?
We need to decide which one is the drag queen.
You need to decide how to divide the drag queen.
You need to make her feel uncomfortable with the fake men and men and men and men.
You need to plan for that.
Yes, it is.
There are many kinds of sexism.
This is men's area and this is women's area.
5 people. 6 people.
This is the last area.
Where is it, master?
In the middle.
I set it for 15 people.
Please touch your wives' butts.
This is a mistake.
It looks like it, doesn't it?
It's a big deal.
It's a big deal to have this mixed into number 15.
How do you feel now?
I'm very nervous but confident.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Can you find your wife's butt?
100%.
First person, please come forward!
Please.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes, please.
Yes, it's not.
[PH] I'm getting a little...
It's okay.
Please remember.
Number 13 will come.
Oh, it's suspicious.
[PH] Huh?
Huh?
It's similar.
It's very similar.
This is close...
What number is it?
Twenty...seven.
Twenty seven?
Wow...
Number thirty-two.
No, it's not.
That's all.
Which one are you confused about?
Well...13, 15, 27.
How did you feel about 13, 15, 27?
Roundness and elasticity are different.
That's right.
Yes.
It's okay.
It's decided.
Oh!
Yes.
Please announce the number you decided!
No. 15.
Please check it with your own eyes!
This person's favorite!
[PH] Thank you very much.
He wasn't number 15.
Yes.
So, this number must be it.
27.
Number 27.
This one?
So, one more. The last one.
Number 13.
Yes, number 13 is this person.
It was a good place to be.
How about you, Ms. Hong?
I was a little shocked.
I said it was a safe place, but she said,
what do you mean, a place?
It made me sad.
By the way, if you had to choose one more person, who would you choose?
I'd choose number three.
Number three, please raise your hand.
That was the result of the competition.
How was it for you, Chief?
At first, I was afraid of what would happen.
But in the end, I feel like it was good.
Oh, really?
Yes, somehow.
Well, your wish has come true.
But I don't know what it is.
Unexpectedly.
But I'm really sorry for you, Iraisha.
I was shocked.
She was so confident.
She didn't want to be in a dilemma with me.
She couldn't even be one of the remaining candidates.
I see.
Now she's starting to get excited about it.
Why do you understand me?
She's asking why I don't understand her.
A new fight is brewing now.
[PH] The fight between the two is still going on.
With that...
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Ms. Unno Suzunosuke, 18 years old, a professional school student living in Shizuoka Prefecture.
Since I watched the movie, Abunai Deka, which was released last year, I have been addicted to the Abunai Deka series.
Especially, Tachi Hiroshi's role of Taka was so cool when he was riding Harley and released his shotgun with both hands.
Taka's appearance of going to the enemy with all his might without hesitating in any difficulties is different from me now,
but it is a daily wish to be a proud man like Taka someday.
So, detective, not only Harley has a license and shotgun, but also a bicycle.
If you can, I'd like to ride a bicycle like Taka and release a shotgun. Please grant my dream.
Mr. Otagiri, did you have any experience of being co-starred with Tachiro?
Yes, I did.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Was he cool?
It was cool.
And I still have memories of him in a gown.
I see.
The client, Mr. Unno, is also an 18-year-old young man.
He was attracted by your coolness and wants you to release a shotgun like Taka.
Have you become a bicycle version of Taka?
Please.
How old are you?
I'm 18.
I'm 29 this year.
I'm addicted to it.
I'm happy.
Actually, I'm a big fan of it, too.
I watch all of it.
All of the movies.
Do you know how Tachihiroshi holds his gun?
Wait a minute.
There aren't many guns like that these days.
There aren't.
Maybe it's because it's white-collar work, but you can sell a year's worth of guns in one episode.
You're really a ranger.
You've never seen a police officer before, have you?
I have.
You have?!
Currently in progress.
Seriously?!
Yes.
The explosion is amazing.
It is, isn't it?
I heard a lot about it.
They said they used a lot of gunpowder.
I went to see an exhibition of Abdeka.
I went.
It's amazing.
History of Abdeka.
I see, it's been since 1986.
It's now gone and there's not many people watching Abdeka.
Look at his face! It's amazing!
Then, let's watch the scene you want to reproduce.
Takano...
It's true.
I can't grab it!
Wow
I can't believe it
It's hard for me, too.
I don't have a case of smoke recently.
I cried.
I'm crying.
Why do you want to do this scene?
I don't have enough confidence.
You don't have confidence?
I don't have confidence in myself.
I'm not sure if I can ride a bike somewhere far away from a zoo or aquarium in the future.
You're worried.
Yes.
The bike scene you just saw...
Yes.
I'm playing it with a lot of confidence.
I hope I can be as confident as Taka.
I see!
But I think so, too!
You're riding a bike, aren't you?
I feel relieved when I see it.
Yes.
So I heard it on my bike.
It's showtime.
It's showtime. I can't help smiling.
And you were working with confidence.
Animals were listening to you and it was showtime.
It's Suzunosuke's showtime.
Suzunosuke's showtime!
It's good!
This is the first time I'm talking with my eyes wide open like this.
Ely! Can you ride a motorcycle?
I can't ride a motorcycle.
I can ride a bicycle.
I think I can ride a bicycle.
A bicycle?
A bicycle.
I'll ask you the most important question.
Yes.
What's so amazing about that scene?
You're letting go of the handlebar.
Yes.
Can you talk with both hands?
I can talk with both hands.
What?!
But...
You only have 2 or 3 seconds to hit.
If you hit for 2 or 3 seconds, you will be shot.
You will be injured.
You can't use both hands on a bicycle.
So, we will use Mr. Ueda's own land.
I received this from Yokohama.
This is Mr. Omei of Pilotech, who uses guns for filming movies and movies.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.
Wow! What is this?
This is the same M31 that Mr. Tatsuyoshi used in the movie, Abdeka.
Is this the same one you actually use?
Yes, it is.
You do like this.
You do a cocking action like this.
You load the bullet and fire.
Is it called cocking?
I think it's easy to hold.
Maybe it's the same as an umbrella.
You are scary.
I want you to raise your position.
You are a warrior.
You are flying.
You are good.
He saw the moment of stopping.
Good, good!
Good!
He's doing the opposite of what I'm doing.
Good action!
Good!
That's it!
Good!
This is hard!
To be honest, we only have 3 seconds to talk about it.
It's a little hard to talk about it in that time.
So we will think of a way to talk about it.
Yes.
Think of it.
Is it the moment of tension?
I'm sorry, but I respect the western police and will keep it a secret for myself, but I will get a bomb.
Yes, yes.
I don't know what will happen.
So, I will now start the dangerous feature of Susumusuke, the western police.
Now!
The hawk has appeared at once!
Will the shotgun successfully fire with both hands!?
Is the shotgun working!?
[PH] Awesome! Awesome!
[PH] The explosion of the bomb is heard from the other side of the building.
[PH] Where is it?
Where is the bomb?
Wow, what's up?
That bald guy is too cool!
So, it's decided!
You're dangerous alone. Don't go.
It's decided!
Are you used to it?
Yes, I am.
What did you change today?
I got courage.
You're better than I thought.
Are you confident?
Good.
This is good.
I'm confident that I can do it without being embarrassed.
I did it!
It's shining!
Is it shining?
It's hard!
Let's go eat delicious food, Yushi!
Let's go!
Let's go eat delicious food!
Did you hear that?
What do you think?
What about you, woman?
Of course, we did it!
We did it!
We finally did it!
[PH] Thank you.
Amazing.
How was it, Mr. Kodagiri?
It was like watching a young man's story of growth.
I was moved by it.
You felt it? Thank you.
There was something that came up at the end.
But I've never said it in front of people.
But I was about to say it, so I said it with all my strength.
But at the end, she said it with a strong presence.
Yes, she was so strong that I thought she was prepared for it.
How was it, Special Director?
It was interesting.
I was surprised at first.
But you showed us a beautiful story of growth.
What surprised me most was the warmth of the venue.
I was happy to feel the audience's feeling of making a show together.
Thank you very much.
Now, we have an announcement from this week's special director, Joe Odagiri.
I made a very interesting movie.
It's called Oliver's Dog, Gosh, You Bastard! Movie.
It's not funny without a movie theater.
You can't tell the fun of it on TV or on PC.
So you'd better not watch it.
I hope you'll watch it at the movie theater.
It'll be released nationwide next Friday, September 26th.
This program is brought to you by your requests.
We will provide you with this detective notebook if you have requested it.
See you next time. Thank you.
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Welcome to the jungle!
[PH] You're welcome.