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MADE IN ABC
[PH] MADE IN ABC
Strip everything around the bed
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
Chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsukamaete
I can only kiss you now and never ever again
It's time for Detective Nightscoop.
In a modern society with complicated systems,
we put sharp knives into our heads and thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions.
I'm Detective Nightscoop, and I'm your special correspondent for this week, Jiro Sato.
When I was 19, I searched for Shinkansen trains coming from Tokyo and it started when I was 19.
Anyway, my impression is that Mr. Kamioka is scary.
That's my first impression.
I had that image.
So I remembered Mr. Kamioka's strictness when I was young and I will make the detectives who were released today scream.
I suddenly feel nervous.
Why?
I will do it a little.
It's okay if you are strict.
You are a famous songwriter.
I want to have fun.
Please enjoy the three songs.
Thank you very much.
Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from a 27-year-old company employee in Furuta, Aya-san, who lives in Yamaguchi Prefecture.
I have been asked this time because I am in trouble.
In fact, my boyfriend does not close the door of the house at all.
When my boyfriend goes to play in the room where he lives alone and leaves there,
no matter how careful I am, I laugh and say it's okay and do not try to close the door at all.
When I go to work or go to bed, I do not lock the door at all.
To be honest, I'm very anxious about security and I tell him many times, but it's like a secret.
So, I'd like you to look over and tell him that this happens if you don't lock up.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Is there anything you want the chief of the intelligence agency to fix?
I want my wife to fix it.
When I'm in the shower,
I'm not going to regret it for a day, or say things like,
I said something embarrassing to my colleagues in the shower.
Shower is a routine, right?
So I'm going to get absorbed in it.
And I'm going to raise my voice.
It's rare for you to raise your voice.
I'm going to raise my voice to get my thoughts up and running.
It's rare for you to raise your voice like that.
Now we are waiting for Mr. Irashi, who has just finished work.
He is ignoring me.
Hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
He doesn't lock the door.
No way.
No doubt.
Do you have a picture?
Yes, I do.
I'm Namiki Okamoto.
Namiki.
Yes.
You don't kill people, do you?
I'm sorry.
My picture was bad.
What are you doing?
I don't know. I'm not going to kill you.
You don't lock the door when you are alone in the house.
Yes.
Even when you were opening it?
No, I didn't.
What?!
You were careful, of course.
There was a little bit of a mess.
But he was positive and gave me back like, it's okay.
You call that positive?
Yes.
You're definitely positive.
Make sure you lock it up properly.
Yes.
Make sure you don't lock it up and make it look like you're regretting it.
Yes.
I want to know what kind of person he is.
We're going out for dinner.
I asked him if we should do a different program.
Here we go.
Let's see if they'll take my interview.
Oh, there's a couple.
Oh, sorry! Sorry!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Just a moment, please! Please!
I've been... Oh, thank goodness!
I found a couple!
Sorry!
Good evening. May I?
We're filming a show called Couple Couple.
It's a show where you talk to a couple in the city.
Have you seen Couple Couple?
Couple, couple.
I don't have one at all.
You don't?
Since it's a Kansai program.
Oh, you're right.
You don't have one, right?
I'm sorry.
If you were to describe his personality in one word, what would it be?
He's a little clumsy.
Clumsy?
When I wash my hands and go to the bathroom, I leave the door open.
You don't close it?
I don't.
Why?
Ghosts aren't scary.
I knew it!
I'm scared of ghosts coming in.
Is there anything else you're scared of?
I forget my keys at work.
I'm working outside now, so I forgot my gun's key.
Do you know how important keys are?
They're really important.
You know that?!
That's suspicious!
Can I ask you a question individually?
Sure.
Can I ask you something?
Please turn around.
I have one last question.
Do you ever think of changing something if someone asks you for it?
I do think about it.
If someone asks me for it, I will try to change it.
I love you.
Me too.
Can you change rooms this time?
He didn't come out in the story of Zubora.
Yes, he didn't come out.
So if he doesn't lock the door in his head, it means he doesn't have a lock in his head.
But ghosts are scary and messy.
I'd like to prank him for a day tomorrow, but even if the house is open, I don't think it's nice for us to go in without permission.
I think we need permission from a relative of his.
I'll make him get along with his mother.
Really?
Yes.
Can you do that?
Yes.
Can you say that?
Yes, I can.
Then I'll ask for your mother's cooperation.
Thank you for your help.
Thank you.
I'll go back without knowing anything.
His mother is already here, so let's call her.
Mother!
Mom!
Funky!
I'm from Kansai.
It doesn't matter!
[PH] I see!
Yesterday, I heard you doing this.
And my son texted me at the right time.
I see.
Wow!
You sent me the picture you took yesterday!
Yes!
You're such a cute girl!
You're so cute that I want to play with you!
My son!
You're calling me mama-chan!
[PH] Yes!
Kirino Taro san is giving me a proper award.
She said in an interview,
I'm a homeless middle school student.
But I don't have any income.
You don't have to say it here.
That's amazing.
Where?
Mom, at this stage...
I already heard it from Aya-chan.
Oh, I see. From above?
Yes, I heard it from above.
And you, mom?
From above.
As expected of you.
I forgot the name of the show...
Chome Chome Couple.
Couple, couple.
Right? A couple that's always together.
What do you think about this request?
I think you should do it.
You think you should do it.
I think you should do it and do it in a hurry.
What about your boyfriend?
He goes to work at 6 in the morning.
That early?
And when does he come back?
He comes back at 6.30.
You should give him 12 hours.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Why is that?
You're stupid.
You're scared of being robbed of your belongings, right?
Instead of being robbed of your belongings,
would you like to do something that will make your room empty?
Should we do it?
Will they notice?
Scary!
Thank you for coming.
It's not moving, but I want you to take out all of your luggage.
I want you to release it.
I see.
Yes.
By the way, this is his son.
I'm sorry.
Now, the key...
If you keep it closed...
What, you're doing it properly!
I'm glad, but it's over.
Yes.
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
Please!
Can you do it?
Please!
I'm going!
Nooo!
It's beautiful.
Yeah, it's fast.
Room check is fast.
It's getting really cool in here.
It's true.
Turn on the air conditioner.
Turn on the air conditioner?
Not turn on the air conditioner.
Thank you.
You're a snitch.
It's true.
Turn on the air conditioner.
Turn it off.
Welcome, thief.
That's what it was like.
How's your son's life?
It's clean.
Mom, you can rest assured.
I'm relieved.
Where will you go first when you come back?
I think I'll go into the living room.
Shall we wear all of these?
I think that would be the most surprising.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Is everyone here?
Everyone is here.
Z, C, R, O, H, O, there you are!
We don't need nine people.
I'm going crazy.
We set up the monitor here.
And Namiki said she was scared of ghosts, so we prepared something like this.
We got something from our room. A ghost!
What a joke!
Elementary school student!
We shot and aimed at Namiki's reaction, who came back to this nothing situation, from all angles.
I got it! I got the bear!
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's see how he reacts.
[PH] He's coming.
[PH] You're wrong.
[PH] You're wrong!
[PH] Couple! Couple!
Couple, couple.
Couple, couple?
Yesterday's...
I don't know.
I don't know why.
The client is this person.
Please come in!
We were filming in a show called Night Scoop.
Now, please come in.
What kind of request is it?
What you can't lose in life?
[PH] In life...
Queen.
You can't say that!
And you've said it many times.
You didn't tell me the key.
Yes, that's right!
If you had kept the key, none of your furniture would have disappeared!
You're right.
From now on, we'll be at home.
Will you lock the door properly?
I will lock the door properly from now on.
I'm sorry for making you anxious.
I locked the door.
How about the special director?
How was it?
Wow, that was a really wonderful reaction.
Yes.
It could be a reference for your play.
It was beautiful, yes.
But originally, I'm really curious about why you didn't lock the door that much.
Yes, she said, it's a lie.
A lie.
Positive.
Yes, that's what it is.
We put a message from a ghost to scare you,
Because of that, he started to do something mischievous.
But on the contrary, he felt relieved.
I think I didn't need that at all.
It's a very safe technique.
I'm sorry.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the next request is from Yoshiko Miyaichi, 43 years old, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
I have a question about the segment that the balance ball association has certified that I saw on TV before.
There is Mr. Okita, who is said to be a master of the segment up to 10 steps.
That Okita's technique seems like a technique that anyone can do.
What are you talking about?
Everyone is excited and saying that this is a master's technique and that it is easy and that it can be done by any couple.
We would like you to prove it with us.
Yes, so how about you, Special Investigator?
I may say this, but I may say my conclusion.
Do you say your conclusion?
I'm sorry.
What is your conclusion?
In other words, a balance ball is a balance.
Yes, a body.
Yes, and it doesn't look like a circus, so it's not flashy.
Yes, yes.
So it looks like a circus, but...
Oh, it's not good.
No, it's okay.
There is no such thing as being spoiled at the Knights Cup.
I don't have it.
Did you first watch the technique of the balance ball on TV?
Yes, I did.
It looks very easy.
There are many levels from elementary school to junior high school.
The level is like a chess game.
Yes. And above that is a master.
I see. You changed your license.
Yes, only one.
What do you mean?
Like...
Two...
Balance balls...
Line up and just roll on them.
Or like, on top of the ball...
Just like, changing directions with my own stomach...
That's true. It looks like you can do it.
That's right.
My friends and everyone said,
I can do it.
Even your friends...
That's right.
Can master a master's skill.
You can definitely learn it.
I think you can definitely do it.
You said it.
Then, let's get started.
Yes.
Please welcome, Okita-san, a master!
Okita!
Here comes the master!
This is it!
Master!
Wow! Is this the master's skill?
Hello.
Are you the only master of balance ball in Japan?
Yes, I'm the only one who can do this among the talented people.
Oh, is it your skill now?
Yes, it is.
[PH] It's embarrassing.
I think I can do it.
How long have you been playing balance ball?
I think you can.
Me? I've been doing it for about 28 years.
28 years?!
You've been doing it for 28 years?!
Yes, that's right.
I think it's impossible for you to do it,
but I have a strong doubt that you can do it easily.
I am often told things like, you can do it quickly or what is so great about it.
But I think you can do it quickly if you try it.
Well, Miyane, shall we try it?
Let's do it.
Since we have the opportunity.
Yes.
Well, first of all, there is something called Otama Jaxi Bounce.
Otama Jaxi Bounce.
Yes.
Is this part of the famous person's test?
It is.
Oh!
You will bounce five times.
Five.
You can do it, right?
But I think...
No, no, no...
I think...
It's like a kid jumping into a bed during a school trip.
Think of it like a test.
I understand.
You can bounce five times.
I'll do it.
Let's go.
[PH] Okay.
You can do it!
Oh, oh, what's wrong?
Huh? One, two, three, four...
Oh, oh, oh...
You can't touch your feet.
You can't touch your feet?
You can't touch your feet.
Oh, you can't touch them?
Yes, you can't touch them.
You're a frog.
You're a smartass.
From holding it like this.
One, two, three, four.
You can do it!
This is talent.
Don't put your feet on it.
Okay, let's go.
Are you okay?
You're like a baby.
In parallel.
Here we go.
Eh? One more time?
Yes.
Here I go.
Yes.
Mm!
Oh!
It's so good!
I did it twice!
This is hard!
In the Otama Jackson bound, the ball is in the air like this.
I think it's getting too obvious.
It's parallel.
Wow, something came out.
Here it is.
This is the most difficult one.
If you clear all of them, you'll get the title of master.
If you succeed in 10, you're a master.
You just did number 5.
Yes, I did.
Number 2?
Number 2!
Balance lifting.
I think you can do it.
I'm good at kendama.
I see.
Please show me.
One, two, three, four, five.
Huh? More?
Two, three, four, five.
It's not what I expected.
It's a little different.
Here I go.
Not oh!
It's not good for your body.
I've touched it.
Try it with a smaller one.
With a smaller one...
I'll go.
Okay, go!
Master...
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Shock! Shock image!
I'll go.
It's working! It's working!
[PH] Wow!
This is the power of a detective!
I'm sorry for the client!
I'm not a detective who can fool his client!
You're young! You're young!
I'm also a little taken aback.
I'm taken aback!
I succeeded in one try!
I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be born here, so I went ahead of you.
I'm thinking of doing my best together.
Lightly remove it...
Yes...
Oh! This is doable!
This is doable!
I think you can do it.
Don't underestimate me.
I'm a professional.
Here I go.
Okay, good luck!
Today is the first one.
Ouch!
Oh my god!
Are you okay?!
[PH] Huh?!
[PH] Huh?! Huh?!
Jump with your stomach and jump box as it is.
Thank you, balance ball!
You've practiced a lot.
It's hard.
Is that so?
Maybe you already have a sense of balance ball.
I was always riding balance ball at home.
Ah, I see.
Maybe you have it too.
[PH] I was riding it.
Sorry.
If you clear one more, you'll get eight.
What? Me too? Eight?
You're in first place now.
Oh, I'm in first place now?
Eight is too much.
Next one you can do.
First.
Yes, you did it.
Seiza balance, is balance, seiza balance, is balance, seiza balance.
This is difficult!
You can see it.
From where you hit the ball,
from the ball,
you balance the chair.
This is difficult!
I'm getting it.
This is difficult!
I'm getting nervous.
This is quite...
You have to be careful of the 3 seconds.
And you have to balance the chair.
3 seconds.
Three seconds.
And...
Again?!
And the last one is a balance of the stars.
That's it.
One, two, three.
Ready?
Ready!
You can do it!
You got hit!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Okay, let's do it!
I see!
One, two, three!
Yes, that's right.
That's difficult!
Balance ball is funny!
You're getting better.
I might be. First, one, two, three!
One, two, three!
Oh, oh, oh!
But you can dance!
What?!
This is where it gets serious.
Wow, amazing!
Oh, is it good?
Yeah.
This is wrong.
It's correct. But...
Put your knee more between.
Yes, it's a balance of knees.
One, two...
Done!
OK!
OK! OK! OK!
Three seconds!
One, two, three!
[PH] Amazing!
Amazing!
One, two, three!
Last one!
Great! A little more!
You can do it! You can do it!
OK? OK! OK!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wow!
[PH] Wow!
Second one!
I was a little surprised.
Second one!
It's amazing!
I rode it 20 years ago!
Are you happy?
I didn't think it would be like this today!
I'm impressed!
I got eight shots, so I just need to shoot Miyai.
Show me all you can do.
Here we go.
One, two...
No!
You're not good at it!
No!
You're not good at it!
No, no, no!
You're saying something weird.
This is so hard!
What is this?!
Roll...
Jump...
No!
Can you do it?!
It's a superman reverse slide.
Superman reverse slide.
I think you can do two supermans.
Really?
I saw you do it.
Again?
You're calling me again?
Balance ball, excuse me!
Superman and...
This.
Can you do it?
This is hard.
And now...
And you pass.
If you can turn around and get off here...
And reverse!
Wait a minute.
The one that turns around.
It's difficult to turn around.
It's difficult.
It's difficult for it to turn around.
Put your hands together...
That's right, it's difficult.
How was it, balance ball?
Well...
I underestimated you.
I'll say that it's difficult.
Oh, you're noisy.
But you'll spread it out.
Yes, indeed.
Chief of Special Investigation Department, how was it?
Well, the person in charge of the theater couldn't do anything.
This is really difficult.
Mr. Kamatamaitta was the only genius in Japan with four people.
Nine or ten people are barely zero people.
What?
Eighth dan.
So, after Okita san, I...
After Okita san, I'm competing with someone in Japan.
Let me have a tournament.
Let's move on to the last request today.
Yes, the last request is from Makoto Izawa, 18 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
Four years ago, I was in junior high school and Detective Takeyama explained me the 5-second ending.
At that time, I began to understand the fun of it, but recently I have stopped understanding it.
Could you explain the 5-second ending to me one more time?
I have one more request.
It is a request from Shuma Matsuda, 26 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
I have loved night scoops since I was a kid.
However, I am not sure of the fun of the last five seconds of the show and I am confused.
The next week, I may turn off the channel without watching it until the last five seconds.
It's a new summer.
Please explain to me what is endocopium.
Special Investigator, let's explain endocopium again.
Well, I know it.
Yes.
Detectives make one-shot jokes.
Yes.
Well, that's also...
I know it, but I've never seen it with my eyes closed.
Eyes closed...
I've never seen it with my eyes closed.
That much...
Honestly, we detectives have bad reputation forever.
It's a hell to explain about this 5-second-long film.
It's a hell.
So, for Endgoman, we are in opposition with the viewers.
Opposition?
So, Endgoman Explanation Corner will end here.
With that in mind, I went to this location on behalf of the detective.
It's a memorable meeting.
That's right.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while.
Makoto.
You've grown up.
How old were you?
I'm 18 now.
Okay.
Makoto.
[PH] Yes?
Are you a detective?
Yes, I am.
I'm happy.
I don't have many good memories from my adolescence.
I don't know what you mean.
I'm just wondering why you're wearing it.
Did you enjoy Endgobey for a while?
I did.
However, as the day goes by, I can't see your quality or seriousness.
That's your own excuse!
Everyone is serious!
And the last one is Shuma.
Yes, I like Night Scoop very much.
I sometimes turn off my channel without watching the last 5 seconds.
Thank you for explaining it to me today.
You turn off your channel without watching the last 5 seconds?
Yes, I don't know how interesting it is.
I'll say it clearly today.
We may be bad, but you guys are bad, too!
Do you know how to understand properly?!
By the way, who is the most confusing detective?
Detective Nagami.
Why?
There are too many words that I can't understand.
I'm Detective Maeda.
Why?
I think it's easy to understand what a woman can tell you in 5 seconds by wearing a woman's clothes.
It's easy to understand me?
Yes.
But you have a little talent.
You have a little talent.
You have a little similar form with me.
You've been burned a lot this summer.
Yes.
This is really the last time.
Even if you three hit each other, let's solve it today.
I've kissed before.
Sometimes, there is a series of long hair.
It's difficult.
Maybe she is in her 50s or 60s,
but she doesn't feel sexual things at all.
But I think there were various lives like this.
I want you to think about it like she said.
Oh, that much.
I... have kissed before...
I want to travel with the members of the horse racing competition again.
I think they did horse racing competitions in the past.
Maybe in school or at the sports festival.
And they like the members, right?
But people don't say that at all.
But there is one person who says that they want to travel again with the members of the contest.
So I think it wasn't funny if you couldn't hear the audience's laughter.
Is there any audience's laughter or not?
You want to travel again with the members of the contest, right?
Not at all.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
The bank!
I totally understand this.
This? You want this?
I like this.
If this goes well, you'll watch the next episode of Endgo Baby, right?
Of course I will.
This is 100 yen! Cheap! More expensive! 100 yen!
I don't know what you mean.
It's shallow.
It's shallow?
It's like you're misunderstanding that I'm raising my voice or shoulders.
Oh, misunderstanding.
It's like that.
It's hard to come up with such a story in five seconds.
That's right.
Surprisingly, only geniuses can do this.
Actually, it's barely difficult.
Yes.
Based on that, shall we watch it again?
Yes.
This is 100 yen! It's cheap! It's better than before! 100 yen!
It's funny if you know it!
It's really funny if you know it!
It's good, isn't it? How about this one?
When I'm talking to detective Takiyama, I'm very satisfied and I'm like, ah...
You don't have a bandage?!
This is funny!
This is probably funny.
This is funny!
This is something I saw on the show.
You saw it live?!
Yes. It was funny.
Traveling…
Do you know who it is?
Yes, that's Detective Seiya.
Yes!
I think Detective Seiya is suitable for the end of the show.
Yes, he is.
Rock-paper-scissors!
That's a good idea!
There are some that are easy to understand regardless of whether they are interesting or not.
Easy to understand regardless of whether they are interesting or not.
Doing it with all your strength is also very important.
Doing it with all your strength is also important.
Okay, everyone?
The weight of life is the same.
This is good, isn't it?
Well...
I'll pull it out.
I also hated your underwear last time.
Well, I said it honestly.
Since then, my view of it has changed a little.
If I repeat it a couple of times, I can imagine other situations.
I can learn a lot.
Since you asked me to do it,
I want you to see it in person.
I brought the underwear and sunglasses that Maeda always wears.
Okay.
If you need anything, just ask me.
This...
How do you wear it?
Just wear it like this.
Like this?
And you wear this bra like this.
From above?
Wrap it?
Here you go.
Hmm...
How is it?
Oh, good!
I could understand the detective's feelings.
Now, try it on.
Yellow C, blue C, green C, blue C,
pocket is...
How is it? Your reaction just now.
To be honest, I thought I made a mistake.
Didn't you ask her again?
Ask her again...
I think she did.
Bad, funny, kind, sad, no falling behind...
Yes, no falling behind... Like this...
If you do that, you will be curious about what she did in the end...
I think it's interesting.
You will be curious about it...
Yes.
A pigeon is heavy, a pigeon clock...
...
Yeah. A pigeon with a heavy watch.
A pigeon with a heavy watch.
Shall I watch it again?
Yes. A pigeon with a heavy watch.
Because you can't see it as it seems heavy.
You can't see it.
You can only feel it come out, go back and close.
I don't know at all.
Is it because of my weight?
Is it because of my feelings?
I can't explain it, so I will ask in the studio.
Yes, please.
I have no idea.
Yes.
Hello, mom?
Why don't I have morals?
Is she a kid?
When I see her asking for mom...
She must be an adult.
He is a complete adult, but he is not even at his actual age.
Yes.
Now, it is finally the last one.
Yes.
Mizunatsu is delicious.
Yes, this is the latest one.
It is perfect. In 5 seconds.
In 5 seconds.
It is interesting and easy to understand.
It is perfect.
Perfect.
Yes.
So, we have watched it until the end.
Did you understand it after explaining it?
I see. I understand.
I don't know about the last one, the clock of the wave, but other than that...
I will bring back the clock of the wave to the studio.
At first, you said something bad about it, but it's our side that is bad.
I learned something.
If you are still confused, please send it to me.
I see.
[PH] Yes.
We want to ask you directly, so we've invited two people.
Oh, really?
Thank you, thank you.
Can you tell us about that?
That is...
Oh, that's close.
That is...
It's close.
How far can you go?
That is...
[PH] Yes.
It's wobbly like this.
Because of its weight...
Because of its weight, it's sinking...
I didn't know!
I couldn't continue for a while.
Thank you.
Thank you for your request.
We have answered three of your requests, but...
Specialist Director, how was it?
As I watched this show when I was young,
I have never said this before, but...
I like that the VTR is not so concise.
I like that it is not a word game of what to do when it is shown.
We are aiming for being concise.
We are aiming for it, but we don't know if we will reach it or not.
That's terrible. It's like you've been released from your brain.
You're trying to reach it but you can't.
Here is an announcement from the Special Director.
The movie script I wrote for it is now a manga.
It's called Nanashi and the first volume is on sale.
The second volume will be released in the fall.
It's up to you whether it will be a movie or not.
Please buy it!
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