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Strip everything around the bed
Shuumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
CHEEKU o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsutamaete
I can only kiss you now and never ever again
I, Detective Naitsu Scoop, will thoroughly investigate and clarify various mysteries and questions in the modern society that has been classified as normal.
Do you often come to Japan?
Yes, we've been here many times.
Is it different from working on songs?
Yes, I've never imagined that I'd come to a factory in Japan.
I was really nervous.
Oh, you were nervous?
Yes.
But I think Murakami came first, right?
Yes, that's right.
Recently, Murakami and I are mostly on the show.
Yes, we usually do it together, so please continue to support us.
I'm sure you'll do great.
Thank you for your support.
Now, let's begin with the first one.
Yes, first of all, I'd like to say something to you from a 43-year-old public servant who lives in Gunma Prefecture.
I've always been a type of person who doesn't fart.
So I often fart.
I let out all of the gas from my body through my fart.
And it's very loud.
My wife told me it was a terrible noise.
When I pee in the toilet on the second floor,
it sounds like it will ring to the first floor.
Recently, I've been wondering how loud my pee sounds
and I want to compare it with others.
The only thing I can ask for is a night scoop that I love.
Please investigate it with me.
What about you, Special Director?
Well, when I sing, I can say a lot of words.
But, after a concert or a live show, I say something long.
It's stuck.
What? Something long?
Something long.
It's stuck?
Yes, like, saaah.
Wow, that's strange.
Yes.
Does it make you want to puke?
Yes, it does.
I can't do it.
All the gas is coming out of my butt.
Is your butt that loud?
It's loud.
I had my wife record it.
It's big and it's drawn out.
Sound?
Sound is like...
It's not normal.
Not normal, right?
It's coming out every day.
It's always like this, right?
Yes.
Over and over again.
The sound of my fart is not comparable with others, right?
I'd like to know how big my fart is.
I see.
I understand.
Because there are requests about farts.
Yes.
Go ahead!
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Ms. Tani.
Yes.
I've never let out a single breath since I was born.
There's no air outlet and instead there's a lot of poop.
Can't this poop somehow help people?
Yes, that's right.
I'm the same.
Oh, you're the same?
I've never been out at all.
Instead of that, do you poop a lot?
I poop a lot.
Do you poop a lot?
I poop about four or five times a day.
It's true.
If you poop a lot, you're weird.
Mori, I don't poop a lot.
Instead of that, I poop a lot.
When I drink beer at a party, I can't stop pooping.
I can't stop, and it makes me feel sorry for myself.
Is there a way to use this poop proudly?
Yes, that's right.
It sounds big, but it's also about the technique of sucking.
We've gotten good at it, and we make sounds when we suck.
So we try to reduce it as much as possible.
We live in a society like you all.
That's it.
Mr. Tsugawa.
Yes.
My hobby is participating in big eater competitions and such.
In the meantime, I ate a lot of garlic and cabbage and found that I was puking an unbelievable amount of urine.
And that vomit is terribly smelly.
Smelly?
It was already quite...
When I left for the station, I went to the station and came back on the way, and I just got back from the last train, but it still smelled.
It's a lie!
You guys are all lying!
This is a lie!
Next, Sako!
Good morning!
You're doing various things!
[PH] Oh, it went!
Big discovery!
I'm a magician!
I've found a way to make your fart bigger!
It's called the sacocheki fart explosion method.
Can anyone do it?
Anyone can do it.
Really?
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Fudo-san, you've been here before.
Six years ago, I said I wanted to create a passionate continent with my fart.
After working out and drinking protein, I think my fart comes out like a desert elephant.
It comes out as much as you like.
Now, we will verify about your fart.
We have someone who measures your fart.
Nice to meet you.
I am Ikeda, of the company that rents the speed meter and speed meter.
I'm hungry. Is this okay?
No, it's not okay, so for this shoot, we bought this machine from the company.
Okay, you guys over there!
Please drink this!
Carbonated...
We've prepared a bed for you to relax in!
Everyone, let's drink!
Cheers!
Go ahead and drink.
Yes.
You cut cabbage in such small pieces, do you eat all of it?
Of course. If it's cabbage, I eat about two pieces.
Two!?
And I put this dried garlic on top of the cabbage.
Um, if you think you can eat it all, please say it.
Yes.
I'll do it!
87.6cm.
You stink!
You have a unique personality.
How big is 87cm?
It's about the size of a pachinko shop.
You're a big eater.
Again!
84 degrees.
It stinks!
The room smells bad!
Can I smell it?
Yes, yes.
I didn't think it was a body at all.
I'm sorry.
Sensei, did you get it?
I'll show you one more time in real life.
Red. Looks like you're not good at it.
It's dangerous.
I don't know which one will come out.
I'm in trouble.
I'll do it instead of you.
90.4! Record breaking!
Yeah!
Hey, pay me!
How much?
About a fight between two big dogs.
I want to go for 100.
I'll do it for 105!
It's easy to get off if you massage it.
It's good. It's the best.
You!
You have some dose.
With the radio wave...
I'll do it with a prank.
Can I?
90!
I did it up to 91.
Good!
How is it?
There's still no gas.
Oh, it's coming out.
Poop.
I've done a lot of things, but it's hard to say a lot of things.
It's Gunpy.
Hello, sir.
I'm sorry, but...
Yes?
Can you go out now?
Now?
Yes.
Wow!
When can you make a loud noise?
First, raise your right leg.
As soon as you come out of your stomach,
vigorously lower your leg down.
Could you show me?
[PH] It's high.
It's high, right?
It's really high.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we?
Yes!
It's finally here!
86!
Yeah, you missed it.
I missed the timing...
It was a little too early.
That was a shame.
Let's continue.
OK!
I'll try it once.
Are you ready?
Timing, timing.
I'm so frustrated.
I'm frustrated.
I'm looking forward to seeing your painting.
The back of my head is dry now, isn't it?
It's dry.
The back of my head is dry.
I paint vaseline and wet the back of my head and then paint it.
I'll do this.
Then it's like...
BITCH!
That's what it looks like.
[PH] DUCK!
After you wet it, you do this.
And then you press it down with your stomach.
It's a 7-inch.
I see!
Let's go with this!
Yes!
You can do it yourself.
Put on your seatbelt and be careful!
I'm about to break it.
[PH] Wow!
[PH] What is it?
[PH] 99.6!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Amazing!
99.6! How much is it?
What is it?
It's like a lion's roar.
A lion's roar!
Saito-kun.
Yes.
Do your best not only for Saito-kun but for all of us, too!
Saito-san, do your best!
Thank you!
Oh, that's him!
Saito-san, do your best!
I'm going to do it.
Wow!
It's over 100!
[PH] Yes!
That's amazing.
I'm glad.
That was a big comeback.
How is it?
I just checked my file and it was over 80.
That's amazing.
It's more than 8 o'clock!
It's amazing!
You're right. This room stinks.
He's been doing it for 30 years.
Over there.
It's been 10 years, right? The smell.
When I first heard about it,
I thought it's okay to say it and get scolded,
so it's okay to watch it on TV while eating.
I thought it myself, but it's not okay.
Not okay.
It's definitely not okay.
So...
[PH] The End
Let's be full of energy.
Next is a request from Manabu Nakagawa, 61 years old, who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
I live in a small village called Manganji in the mountains of Shiga Prefecture.
The other day, I was told that there is an old well near my hometown.
When I went there with my own two hands, there was an old well about five meters deep.
The hole that suddenly appears in the bushes of the mountain is really creepy
and when I look into the well
which is strangely heavy
why is there a well in such a place,
I find a side hole that seems to go deep.
What is this side hole?
Even the elders didn't know about any side hole in the village.
Perhaps this well is a drain leading to the castle from the past?
Perhaps there is a buried burial ground in the village?
The village is excited about this once.
But the amateurs are too anxious to enter without permission and
Please ask for an infiltration investigation.
Special Investigation Division, SIGA, what do you think of this?
From what I heard, it's like a hidden village.
But it's not like that, SIGA.
It's not civilization.
It's not like that, it's not like we're taking it from civilization.
There are many castles in this area,
and there are castles' sites.
But it's quite important.
There are places like Ootsu-kyo and Shigaraki-ko.
Shigaraki-aki was made to show off the capital of the time.
Is that so?
You know a lot.
Thank you.
It's my country.
Welcome.
Hello.
Are you a farmer?
I'm a farmer.
Thank you for coming.
Is there a big hole in the road?
Yes.
Let's go.
I'm sorry, Mr. Yamaoka.
Thank you for coming.
Do you know about the movement of the bridge and the people in the village?
People who have been here since childhood know about it.
They know about the hole.
They were told not to go near it because it was dangerous.
I see.
Do we go in such a place?
Yes.
We don't need a well here.
No.
It's meaningless without a well nearby.
That's right.
Wait a minute!
Is it here?
We've arrived.
This? There's a hole!
Please be careful from now on.
This well is usually...
It's usually enclosed.
It's usually enclosed, right?
This is not a well!
It's a hole!
Wow, it's quite deep!
Yes.
Wow!
I can't even tell how stable it is!
Oh, it's okay.
Huh? Why?
Because it's never fallen before.
This kind of thing really hurts.
Can I take a look?
Yes, you can.
Wow, how many meters is it?
At first glance, it's about four or five meters, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
Can you see the side hole?
To be honest, I can't see the side hole.
Is that a hole?
Yes, that's it.
That one?
Yes.
There is another hole on the opposite side.
You mean these two?
Yes.
You're right!
This one is also open.
What's this?
I don't think it was originally made as a well.
There are holes in both sides, right?
Yes.
It could be a passage.
Yes, I thought it might be a white hole.
Is there a castle nearby?
No.
What's that?
But if you walk, you'll see stones and digging.
So, if you don't know, you may find a castle.
What? So, maybe there's a historical place where a castle hasn't been discovered.
Yes.
Then, let's go!
I'm going to dig a hole that I saw first.
Is it still a hole? It's deep!
I can see a hole.
I see it!
How deep is it? Wait a minute!
It's pretty deep!
Wow, it's all the way to the back!
Wow! Amazing!
I don't know what happened next.
Me neither.
But it continues, doesn't it?
Yeah.
It's like...
I feel like I'm a big actor.
Now, the other side?
Here we go.
Okay.
How is it?
This one is easier to see, so let's dig here.
This one is probably deeper.
It's obviously a human-made hole.
People are digging.
Wow!
This is amazing!
There is still more!
Amazing!
There is no wall in the light reach range.
Yes!
And the top is sharp.
So, obviously, they dug from the inside and the bottom is flat, so it's a very artificial thing.
This is really a secret of the castle, or a place to hide treasures.
There is such a possibility.
Since when do you know about that hole?
I have a memory of my father telling me not to go there when I was little.
I see.
And you were told not to get close to those adults as children.
Is there any other legend other than that?
It's not about saying it or not, but you have to buy it.
I was most interested in the manga because there is a wooden sword in the store.
An old wooden sword.
It's the one I bought yesterday.
Asahi Sasu.
Asahi Sasu means, dig here.
What?!
So, something is buried somewhere.
It's a treasure that shows something.
If there is a bridge, it's already dangerous.
Oh, I see.
If the current survival rate is bad, dig here.
Dig here?
What kind of area is this area?
This area was ruled by the Great Great Emperor, Takakazuka of Kyoto.
However, due to the heat wave, it was lost in Kyoto.
I see.
The family of the remaining family lived in this place.
So the military power of the Kyokugukukaku family was very large.
If you find that code man, you'll find a big hole.
Really?
Really. That is...
So, we have a super expert in holes.
Thank you.
Mr. Yoshida Katsuji.
Thank you.
How many holes do you have in your house?
I don't know the number.
I have about ten holes in my house every week.
What?!
Really?
What do you do for a living?
I dig holes.
Have you ever seen a hole next to a well like this?
No.
I don't think I've seen it even once.
Even Yoshida-san who has been in and out for thousands of years is not popular.
That's right.
Something is going to happen today!
Something terrible may happen!
We are ready!
Something amazing has happened!
What is this?
This is a cave.
We put this in order not to touch the wall of the cave.
Wow!
I like this moment.
I'm getting nervous.
Watch out for the wall.
It's going!
Interesting!
It's interesting!
Is it something you haven't seen before?
No, I haven't!
Are you ready?
I want to get off.
Okay, Nakagawa-san.
It's cold.
Lower it.
It's only a little.
Okay.
You're brave.
It's pretty deep.
Oh, is it?
Be careful of your head.
You're not late.
You came just in time.
I'm going now.
Be careful.
Is there anything I can do?
There's nothing.
There's nothing, right?
Lower it.
It smells like firewood.
It smells and looks completely different.
It's really low temperature.
Lower it.
Can you see it?
It's really good.
It's amazing.
It's clearly human's work.
Let's go! Let's do our best!
Alright!
Here we go!
Alright!
Like this?
It's going!
Wow! It's narrow!
Ah, it's four times now!
It's stuck together!
Try not to hit anywhere!
It's cold!
It's going!
The fire is going!
It's too narrow.
Oh, no!
It's too narrow.
Unfortunately.
Is there any condition that it moved?
No, it's only this part that's bent.
Oh, I see.
So, can we go back?
We can't go back with our bags.
I see.
It's a very good picture.
It's quite difficult.
I wonder if it's more difficult than the detective's job.
It's too much.
That's the end of the demonstration.
Okay.
Okay, Mr. Ryozo.
[PH] It's fast.
It's fast.
It's too much.
What's up?
Let's go this way.
It's narrow.
This side is a little narrower.
It's narrow and collapsed.
The ceiling is collapsed.
Even if I collapse in the back, please don't help me.
I can't.
It's impossible.
Please don't help me.
There's no way to help you.
If I wait, you'll help me.
[PH] I'm sorry.
I'll eat it slowly.
[PH] It's a little narrow.
It's completely different.
It's amazing.
There are real fish.
That's amazing.
Is it a dead end?
It's a dead end.
What?
It's not good.
I can't go up.
Is there another way?
There is another way.
The ceiling is shaking and falling.
I'm going back.
I didn't go up.
Already a comeback?
It looks like my exam is...
I know what it is.
What is it?
Can you tell me with this?
Then I won't go up.
It's not going up.
[PH] It's not going up.
It's up now.
Thank you for your hard work.
What happened is...
They were collapsing.
And both of them are filled with water.
Yes, yes.
So, I think it's a good thing that they dug them in search of water.
They found a layer of water that comes out of it and dug it up.
Water is coming out of the ceiling.
That's the point.
It won't get muddy even if it rains.
It flows through the earth's layer.
So, it's a water that flows out.
In words, it's like a horizontal well.
Oh, a horizontal well.
I see.
I think it's precious.
I don't see it often.
I didn't know you would come with me.
Thank you, teacher.
As far as I can tell, it is very pure water now.
I think it was a pure water that was different from the water used by the lord and the common people.
I see. Use the same water!
It was a rich man's water pipe.
Don't get rich!
But from that time, water is connected with life.
So I think that they were thinking of digging here and finding something.
Unfortunately, we couldn't find the treasure.
But we found a lantern.
It's a little old lantern from a shop.
It caught fire this time.
By the way, there is a treasure like a hideout called Asahi Sasu.
He's now communicating with the whole village and somehow finding a place for Asahi to stand.
He's now a Shibana child and may have a treasure.
Let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Mr. Fujiki Nanaho, 27 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, and his wife.
He is anxious and worried about something every day.
It is a worry that one day he will not be able to enter the house.
If we can't find any solution, someday,
we will not be able to open the door and cannot enter the room.
What is this?
Our apartment has a door that leads to the living room as soon as you enter the door.
There is a bathroom door on the right hand side of the door.
If you accidentally leave the bathroom door open,
the door that enters the room when you return will stick to the bathroom door and not open.
It has never actually been closed, but it is not strange when that day comes.
What do you think?
Detective, if that happens, can you find a way to definitely open the door?
I don't know what this request is about, but I feel a little sincere.
Each person has different fears and concerns, so it's probably very important for them.
I've done my best to solve this social problem so that it can be solved firmly.
Please take a good look.
Hello.
Wow, amazing!
Hello.
Wow!
Thank you for coming.
Did you send the order?
Yes, I did.
Thank you for coming.
You're really something.
Where?
Wow!
I'm not saying wow.
I'm not here to play.
Please line up.
I've read a lot of things, but I don't understand them at all.
The door closes and you can't get out and you're in a mess.
But when I look at it, it's not an old house.
It looks like it's been renovated recently and it's a nice room.
Can I have a look?
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is the room we just came in.
What about this door?
This is the bathroom.
And...
One...
Show me.
This door...
Close this door and open the bathroom.
Hit it here.
Ah, so you can't open it like this.
Yes.
Can you open it?
Ah, it closes.
Yes.
If you touch it, it opens.
Ah, I see.
Then, I'm sorry, but
if you close it and turn the bath perfectly like this,
Yes.
If it's locked, it won't open, so you're saying you can't go in?
That's right. Yes.
Yes.
This won't open?
Yes, it won't open anymore.
It doesn't open.
What are you most worried about?
When I go out.
If you go out and it becomes like this, you won't be able to go home.
If it's like this, it won't be like this, right?
I always try to be careful so it doesn't happen.
My house has a lot of wind.
Sometimes, it opens up due to the wind.
When I close this door,
with the momentum of closing the door,
it opens.
I think it will be replaced someday.
So you usually close this door and try to get out.
It means it won't open, right? It won't be closed, right?
But, you know, one day, the day you can't enter the room will come, right?
If you say it like that, it's like you're going to die someday.
You can't do it. That's it.
But, if it happens,
I want you to know it in advance so you can open it.
You want to do it for the moment it happens, right?
When it becomes a worst-case scenario...
So even in this situation,
from outside,
since there's no one inside,
you want to know how to open it from outside and return it.
Yes.
Then, ma'am, please wait for a moment.
Then, Mr. Tanaka, close it when you leave.
Yes.
How was it?
Yes. You can't open it like this, right?
Oh, wow!
I see.
And then, move it forward.
[PH] Oh no.
Watch out.
Push forward.
Yes, you're doing great!
Push, push.
You can do it!
Push forward.
[PH] Go!
Go!
Don't make it a video.
So, you can't do it with a radio?
No.
I see.
I'm sorry, did you think you could do it like this?
I did. I thought it was good.
I thought it was dark. And you were good at drumming.
Thank you.
Now you are a family of two, right?
Yes.
A family of two.
Yes.
Then it's easiest to understand that it's best to be a family of three.
In short, I think it's best for someone to be in this room.
Ms. Niske Sansuke, please come in!
Thank you for coming.
Nice to meet you.
She's cute!
Her lower back is higher than her neck.
Show me something. Sansuke, let's do something.
Sansuke, stand up and show me something.
I can't do it!
Please, show me something.
Wow!
She's doing it!
Don't encourage yourself!
Okay, Sansuke! Please!
Yes, please!
Yes!
He's not paying attention!
Yes!
Wow! You did it!
If you do like this, you can open it!
It's opened!
I've almost given orders.
Even if there is no one.
That's right.
In other words, open it from the outside and open it.
Sasuke, please say something.
Sasuke, open it.
Open it.
Sasuke...
Sasuke, open it.
Now you're sitting.
Sasuke! Sasuke!
Open it! Open it!
Yes!
She's yawning.
So, for the next strategy,
I think this will solve it.
Please take a look.
Right now, the door is closed, right?
Yes.
And if you open it...
Yes.
It's annoying.
Yes, we've sealed it.
[PH] How is it?
[PH] It's running away!
[PH] How is it?
It's running away!
Lady, do it!
It's opening, right?
It's opening!
See, it's in!
You can go in now, right?
I did it!
I received a request this time and it's been 2 years since you got married.
You two are getting along well and you are a good couple.
I know you are having fun but don't you think you are not looking at each other's feet?
It's been 2 years and you are already trying to get along.
You can't even check if it's a woman or a man.
It's not a request or anything like that!
Yes.
But you two are so lovey-dovey, I wonder if you will love each other.
I will give you the answer for the first time today.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes, this is it.
Eh?
This is just a wire.
Yes.
Then, please crouch and look down.
Yes.
I'm going. Look down.
Oh!
How is it?
You did it!
Try it, Hitomi.
Hitomi, you try it.
You did it!
I have a little thought.
I couldn't see what I was thinking, so I was preaching and came back.
I put in a wire like that and bent it like this and opened it like this.
Right?
No, look, it's not bad for me as a detective.
What's with the wow wow wow?
Right?
In this regard, we are able to do it because of your requests.
For those who accepted your request, we will give you this detective notebook.
So, let's be healthy and happy next time.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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