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I left everything scattered around the bed
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
Chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru omae wo
I will return.
It's detective night scoop time.
We put sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly dig into various mysteries and questions.
Detective night scoop. I'm your chief representative, Seiya!
Nice!
I'm Masuda Saori, a reporter.
At this detective station, we immediately find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth.
And today's guest is Junpei Mizobata!
[PH] Congratulations!
You've come a long way, haven't you?
Yes, it's already the fifth time.
And when I went into the studio this time, I passed by you.
Oh!
You're Night Scoob, right? Please ignore me.
Oh, so you're Madoka-san's course, right?
No, no, I'm not.
You seem like you've entered a common routine, right?
No, I'm really honored.
It's a show I love.
Please enjoy your show today.
I will.
Now, let's look at the first requests for today.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Ms. Aoi Kakehi, 30 years old woman, who lives in Sapporo City.
I am a big fan of night scoops since I was a child from Osaka and now live in Sapporo.
Recently, a bad situation has occurred as a fan.
A young lady of bandai in the front line of the line of departure
recently watched a ridiculous and strange program on the TV of the sauna on the way,
and said that it was too unpleasant and unpleasant.
The content of the program was whether or not there was any residual urine in the person on the road,
and whether or not it was possible to remove residual urine by dropping a pot of cranium.
I was immediately focused.
Only Detective Nightscoop can do such strange things.
As a fan, I want to repay you.
I happened to see a strange program and explained to my sister that it was a wonderful program, but it was not transmitted.
I asked the detective to help me so that my sister in the front line would like it.
Yes, so...
Detective Takeyama's life...
Detective's life...
It happened.
Yes, it's a conscious situation.
It's bad.
So why at a time like this...
Detective Takeyama is on vacation.
He's a secret agent.
By the way, how about Common? Did you watch it this time?
Of course we watched it, but just when we watched it for the first time, we were eating.
You skipped it and watched it after you finished eating.
That's why it's a show you can't watch.
What kind of show is it?
I went to Hokkaido for my senior detective Takeyama's interrogation
You like Nightscope, don't you, Ms. Kaki ?
I like it very much
I've been watching it every week since I was a child
I hope you like the woman in the battle, too
When I was watching the travel sauna of the time I went on a trip
Yes.
Mr. Cunning Tachiyama came out and said to Mr. Michiel Koji,
do you have a remnant?
We do.
Yes.
There's a ball here.
Yes.
Here.
Yes, we do.
We did it.
Please push it.
Push it!
It's coming out!
It's out!
I'm gonna get kicked out of here!
The first thing I saw was the one and only residue.
Including that, I think it's a good night scoop.
I don't want you to judge just by this one residue.
That's right.
Then, let's go to the shipyard for now.
This is it.
This is the shop.
Tsukimiyu.
Excuse me.
Oh, hello there!
What kind of material is it?
I was invited to the show called Detective Nightscope.
Do you know it?
I saw it in the sauna in the summer of that miserable age.
I've never seen Nightscope.
I don't know the name of it, but I'm touching the crotch of a different man.
I don't know what I'm being shown.
Maybe she forgot to buy that channel
I was confused at first
That's crazy
Actually, it's a very useful program for us
Useful program?
Such a reaction
But, there are quite a few people who were saved
This is true
A lot of letters have arrived from viewers
I enjoyed seeing you since you had a lot of residual urine
Your urine was so bad that your pants were always wet
You've been doing a lot of urinary transplants, and now you have zero residual urine
Thank you very much
Look, I'm very grateful
That means you are very helpful to people in need
It didn't resonate at all
Detective's scoop, it's our 37th year this year
In other programs, we verify what we can't do
Among them, there is also an academic request
Academic
Could you watch this academic video?
Yes.
When I was young
my colleague wanted to see the movement of the anus when it was peeing
and he tried to look in the mirror by himself
but it didn't stop laughing.
So...
Could you investigate what the movement of the anus is like the moment it pees?
[PH] This is a dream, right?
This is a dream?
How do you express this?
It doesn't fit! Wait!
This is dirty! Is this okay?
The client came and asked for it.
The detective will solve it with all his might.
It's not like I'm avoiding it.
That's right.
I hate it.
I don't like it at all.
Really?
Next, there is a mysterious and deep request of the human body.
I hate it.
To be honest, I felt uncomfortable too.
I felt uncomfortable.
I said, what?!
I want to help what I can't do.
That's one of the requests.
Can you show us how you usually do it?
Hormone-chige-sundubu.
Hormone-chige-chunzuro.
It's not chunzuro. It's sundubu.
Chunzuro.
Su...
Su... sundubu.
Chunzuro. Chunzuro.
Say it clearly.
No, I can't.
Sa. Ta.
Sa. Ta. Sa.
Ta. Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa, sa.
Morning!
Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning!
Why!?
No!
[PH] This fell.
[PH] Yes.
I'm moved!
Do you know?
Korean food?
The menu there is not said.
Horumonchige sundubu.
Horumonchige sundero?
Horumonchige sundoro.
Sundero...
Horumonchige sundubu.
Horumonchinge sundoro.
What else is there in Korean food?
For application.
Look, Samgyup-san.
Samgyup-san.
Is it your birthday?
He was laughing and clapping his hands.
Was it interesting ?
There is such a thing
That's right. There is such a thing
There is also a thing called
Conetachio which answers simple questions
Conetachio ?
Yes
This is it
Oh, I know it
I'm a photographer of Hakata
I'll put it in first
Yes
It's dangerous
Then, I'll give you
Yes
You're too fast!
This is a general way of eating ponzu.
I also use this method at home.
I eat it like you did.
It's good.
You may need to get used to it.
I'll eat it.
That's funny.
That's good.
That's not important.
It's interesting that you are doing it seriously
That's right
It's good. It's been transmitted a little, right?
It's come this far
Let's make him love you so much!
Do you have any answer you want him to see?
I want him to recreate the smell of his deceased father
Recreate?
Yes, there was
Ran-chan, I've prepared a big screen for you
We will watch you from behind, so please concentrate and watch
Yes
Please stand up and say your name
How old is your father?
How old were you when you were born?
I'm 53 years old.
It was a lung cancer, but it was in the back of my heart, so I couldn't find it.
Oh, let me see. Aroma.
Is this now?
Oh, but wait a minute, does it smell like this?
Oh, it smells a little.
I made aroma and didn't let the smell spread all over the room.
I made a doll like my father and hung it up and hugged it.
You like your dad that much?
You want to see him?
Let's do this.
President!
I'll be back soon.
There's a slight difference in the smell.
The smell of aloe is stronger on your skin.
Can you borrow my pajamas for one night?
Or do you want me to return it right away?
Will you make sure it's soaked?
Of course!
I'll hang it here.
Here you are.
It smells like it.
Yes.
Good.
I want to swing a bee.
We'll be together forever, right?
Yes.
Are you okay?
Yes.
You're a father now.
Because of this.
Did you watch this project all the time?
As a father.
I like money.
I've been watching videos all the time.
I'm not going to watch it anymore.
It's cute then.
I'm going to watch it.
You're going to watch it?
It's dad.
One week more.
Be healthy and happy.
See you.
Bye.
I'm a manly man.
I want to play catchball and...
What else do you want to do?
I want to go diving.
I'll go with you.
I want to go swimming.
I don't have anything, but I smell it and I'm close.
I can feel it.
I want to be a doctor who doesn't make people sad like me.
Right?
How was it?
It was great!
Wasn't it?
Look, she did it until the end.
She did it until I was overjoyed.
That's right.
I'm glad you said that.
It was a great show.
Will you watch the night scoop next?
Of course.
I will play this night scoop in the battle and I would like the regular customers and everyone to see it.
Yay!
How was it, Komon?
When you showed us Kanpei's anus in the beginning, we were very nervous.
It was top quality.
I think this show is better because of the wide range of movements.
We are doing it seriously, too.
Kanpei is pooping seriously, too.
We want him to cry, too.
Anus and hip are mostly hated by women.
If we could talk about the anus and the hip and talk about something moving...
I think we could do it.
Isn't that an old man's AV?