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BEDdo no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In a secret room only for weekends, you dance
You continue to dance you dance and I continue to be entranced This is the only time I can get carried away and kiss you as usual Yumeku ni nareru no wa kono toki dake to kisushite itsumo you ni And I kiss you just like I always do
Detective Night Scoop's time has come.
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly rescues various mysteries and questions.
I am the director, Shitoshi Matsumoto.
And...
I am the editor, Saori Matsuda.
At this detective station, we seek out the best detectives and pursue the truth as soon as possible, according to your requests.
And today's questions will be asked by Mr. Hyadain.
Is this your first time here?
It's my first time.
Mr. Hyadain is your real name, right?
It's a little different.
It's a pretty common name.
There are about two people in my class.
Why is it Mr. Hyadain's name?
I want to say it, but that episode isn't very interesting.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Then I'll say it.
In "Dragon Quest", Hyadain was called "San" and "Yon".
Yes, in "Dragon Quest".
And he died in "Go", so I thought I'd use it in "Fubin".
It's not interesting at all.
Didn't you say that for the first time?
You said it for the first time.
Hyadain is your real name, right?
Yes, I'm Hyadain.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Thank you.
Alright. So...
Yes. First of all, we have a request from Mirei Ogawa, 41 years old, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Director Matsumoto, detectives, I always enjoy watching you.
I would like you to support my son, who is in the first year of middle school.
I am a single mother and we have been living together since my son was three years old.
In my house, as part of communication, we usually do strength comparisons.
I grew up my son with one arm strength that I had trained at construction sites for 16 to 25 years.
I was confident in my strength and physical strength, but my son became a middle school student in April of this year and he couldn't win in strength comparisons.
As I grew up every day, my height and weight also caught up with me, and my son became a middle school student in April of this year.
She says she is stronger than me.
However, for the future rebellious period, I want to show my mother's strength one last time.
I want to hit my body and say that I can't beat my mother.
Honestly, I don't think I can win next year, so I want to win now.
Please, detective, lend me your strength to maintain my dignity as a mother.
I see. Not only for your father, but for your mother, right?
That's the point.
I usually do strength comparisons, and since my son became a middle school student, he has been losing a lot.
- The rebellious period is coming soon. - Oh, it's coming.
Since my father is no longer with me, I've been supporting my son to see if he can hold down his mother.
Please.
- What do you do for a living? - I do interior design.
I've been doing it since I was 16 and it's been 25 years this year.
So you're confident in your strength since you started working in the field?
- I think I'm pretty strong. - Oh, but I don't think you can win.
However, I often lose because of my son's strength.
- He brings tools and does a lot of things for me. - Oh, you help your mother?
- That's right. We only have one of each. - Okay.
- My son has one of them on the first floor. - And this is a ladder.
This is a slide ladder.
- Can I come in? - Yes.
- Wow! - You're good!
- Not bad! - Yeah.
- What is this hand shape? - It's my son's and mine.
Wow!
The size of my hand hasn't changed.
- My son hasn't changed. - How many years ago was this?
About six years ago.
- A girl with this kind of hand is holding this now. - That's right.
- Do you compare strength? - Yes, I do.
What kind of posture do you start with?
- I do this a lot. - What?
I do this a lot.
You do this a lot, so you compare strength?
- Mom, you can't eat all of it! - Mom, it's not like this!
- Mom! - I'm asking you because it's the last two pieces!
- It's so hot! - Can I eat it, honey? It's so hot!
She's drinking it while saying "long chew".
It's so hot! There are only two pieces left! Can you eat it?
She's like someone who desperately needs my help.
I see!
Stop it! It's not good!
Yuu-chan!
Yuu-chan, what are you doing?
This is where the rhythm of "korozawa" is.
Oh, yes.
If you think you can't win, you lose.
If you don't say "I'm in trouble", you can't win.
If you think you lost, you lose.
I want to be more amazing as a mother.
You want to show it with your power.
Was there anything difficult when you were little?
I had fever.
At that time, I wanted to rest, but I forced myself to do it.
I put a blanket on the site.
It's not a big deal, but it's like a memory.
Cute.
Irreplaceable son.
It's irreplaceable, but it doesn't change. Cute.
Is there any other place you feel your son's growth?
It's about time I became a junior high school student, so I don't look at him.
Can you take a bath with me?
That's normal.
I haven't seen it for a long time.
Do you see it?
No, I don't see it.
Mom, today...
If you win, what do you want to do?
Will you come in?
If you say so.
If you win, will you say it, Mom?
Please say it.
Let's say it.
Shall we say it?
Let's say it.
Mom, what kind of mom?
She's funny and funny.
Which one is stronger?
I think I'm stronger than my mom.
If you win, is there anything you want me to do?
I play games a lot, so would you like me to buy you a new keyboard?
Do you like games?
Mom, do you like it?
Yes.
Can you be serious when you play a game?
No, I want to be serious.
No, that's not it!
Mom.
I talked with Akiro.
Would you like to practice?
May I?
Excuse me.
Welcome.
Excuse me.
I'm Nakano sensei.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It should be the opposite of this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It should be the opposite of this, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I got it.
Yes.
Start from the inside of your foot.
And hug it as it is.
Vertical shape.
It's okay.
Bite this foot.
And hit it like this.
With your arms.
Hit it with your right foot.
With my right foot.
Yes, yes.
And push it like this.
Ride it, ride it, ride it.
It's good, isn't it?
How is it?
It's good.
It came out of my eyes!
Wow!
Ouch!
I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
Stop it!
No!
I lost!
I won!
Wow!
How do you like it, ma'am?
My confidence percentage increased a lot.
It increased!
Tanabe-kun!
This is your mother's keyboard.
Tanabe-kun prepared it for you because you want to fight in your usual situation at home.
Please show your enthusiasm.
Please give me a hug.
If your mother wins, please give her a hug for about 10 seconds while nodding your head.
Wait, ma'am.
I have a different request in front of Takiro-kun.
Takiro-kun's mother, right?
If you win, you want me to give you a hug, right?
Please.
A keyboard for 40,000 yen.
OK!
What?!
How do you win?
The battle for my mother's life...
begins now!
Huh?
I just said it a little.
Martial arts fights...
don't always start like this.
Cut it out.
Don't be so persistent.
I'm not persistent!
Huh?!
Oops!
As I expected,
you risked your life for this.
What did you do?
I won't stand still!
You're different from usual!
Huh?!
This is bad!
My strategy...
Oh!
She's here!
Mother!
Huh?!
You...
What?!
Did you do something?
Mother!
You should have left!
Mother!
You were really out!
You're definitely hiding somewhere!
This is really...
Mother!
Alright!
Right... right foot... right foot...
Ah, I can use it!
Mother...
Ouch! Damn it!
Waaah!
It came off!
This is so much fun!
Mom!
Mom's stamina is running out!
She's already...
Her son...
Aren't you tired?!
I said, "Aren't you tired?!"
It came off!
I can't run away like this!
Waaah!
Is that so?!
Her stamina is...
Mom's stamina!
She's trying to hold it in!
I can't do it!
I'm in trouble!
Mom's in trouble!
I'm in trouble!
Waaah!
This is terrible!
Mom...
She's in trouble...
She's in trouble, isn't she?!
Did I say it?
Damn it!
How do you feel now?
I feel proud of her...
It's frustrating, but...
She's cute...
She's grown up!
That's it.
What did you do when you met your mother?
She got stronger.
What?!
I'm home.
Waaah!
I wonder...
Will Mom's house disappear in the future?
It won't.
Why?
Because she gave birth to me and raised me.
I'm glad, Mom.
It wasn't just power that was transmitted.
I'm glad.
Are you smart, aren't you?
What were you going to ask me if you won in the first place?
Show me your butt.
You're the worst.
How did you like it?
If it were up to us, would you have been happy with this?
It's a position you're going to protect from now on.
That's right.
My son grew up with power, but I was able to confirm that my love for my family grew stronger.
I'm glad you grew up to be a good son.
That's right.
How was it?
I'm glad you were moved at the end.
But you still wanted to see my butt, didn't you?
That's right.
I'll buy you a keyboard, so show me your butt.
Let's move on to the next request.
This is a request from a 40-year-old housewife who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
This time, a five-year-old girl, Hana, asked me to overcome something scary and scary and unavoidable.
It's the closet in the bedroom.
Because we lived in Tokyo a year ago, but my daughter said that she saw a ghost called "Mouse Sandbag Granny" coming out of the closet one night.
I don't know if she was sleeping or dreaming, but no matter how many times I tell her that there is no such ghost in the closet, she doesn't listen.
And when it's time for bed,
"Make sure you look in the closet," she tells me, and makes me keep an eye on the closet until she falls asleep.
If I don't think about it, she forcibly opens my eyes, pokes my cheek so that I don't sleep,
and I don't know how to tell a five-year-old child that there is no ghost in the closet.
"Please help me so that my daughter doesn't fear the closet and can sleep peacefully," is what you asked for, Director.
"Sleep peacefully"?
I don't think it's possible.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Director, what do you think? For a five-year-old girl...
Your daughter is also here, but...
Is there something like "I don't know if there is a ghost in the closet, but I'm scared of this"?
There is...
My daughter...
I don't know if it's about five...
She often said that there is a green fairy.
Also, she often said that she could see something pink.
Was there anything scary in the closet when you were a child?
I was very scared of stains on the wall.
Or patterns on the ceiling...
I couldn't sleep at night because I could see it in my face.
But this time, it's difficult because there is no "ghost" in the closet.
If there really was a ghost, you wouldn't be able to do it in "Night Scoob".
That's right, it's a big problem.
How can we convey this to a five-year-old girl?
We've done it in a way that you can understand it.
Please take a look.
What's in the closet?
Did you see a ghost?
My daughter said...
She said there was a "rat sand-hanging old woman".
A lot of things are mixed up.
Maybe in my daughter's head...
She imagined a lot of things.
She saw a lot of things.
Did you arrive at the end?
I'm watching over him.
When I'm really sleepy, I fall asleep.
Recently, I've been having a stomachache.
- Stomachache? - Yes.
What should I do? I can eat a lot of sweets.
I don't want to go.
Why don't you want to go?
- It's sweet. - Is it sweet?
- This is a closet. - Closet.
Oh, it's this.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- She's strong. - Recently, I've been very strong.
Hey, hey, I'm serious.
- At night, I want to talk about what happened. - You want to talk about it.
- I want to look at each other's faces and sleep. - Yes.
- Can I look at the scene? - Yes.
- This is the problem closet. - Oh, this is it.
- Can I look at it? - Yes.
It's like this.
- I can't go in here. - No, you can't.
- What's in here? - It's a normal closet.
- Hey, tell me about it. - Huh?
- You know... - "Mouse with sand on its back".
What's "mouse with sand on its back"?
- I saw it in Tokyo. - You saw it in Tokyo?
I haven't seen it in Osaka.
- I haven't seen it in Osaka. - No, you haven't.
- Maybe I've seen it. - I see.
Can you tell me about it? Can you draw?
- I'll show you what I drew. - Oh, you drew it.
- This is "mouse with sand on its back". - I drew it with my nose.
- This is your nose. - First of all, how tall are you?
- Hello, daddy. - How tall are you, daddy?
- I think I'm about 180cm or 181cm or 182cm. - Are you thin or thick?
- Thin. - Thin.
- Do you have long or short hair? - Short.
- What color is your hair? - Black and brown.
- Black and brown. What kind of clothes are you wearing? - White and black.
- You're wearing white and black clothes. Are you afraid of rats and snakes? Are you afraid of them?
- Hana-chan, what do you think will make you less afraid today?
- Take me back to the detective's house.
- Do you want me to take you back to the detective's house?
- Detective's house is scary!
- I'll think about how to get out of the rat's den.
- That's what they say. - Yes.
- In the first place, there is no such thing as a rat's den. - That's right.
- I'd like to consult you about this. - Yes.
- For example, let's say you decide to make something that doesn't exist in the first place. - Yes.
- You might cry, but I'll show you how far I can take you home.
- But it's like a play, isn't it? - Yes.
- As a parent, you have to chase away what you believe in. - You have to chase it away.
- I think you have to chase it away in her way of doing it.
- So for now, we have to make a rat's den. - That's right.
- But it's a woman over 180 centimeters, isn't it? - That's right.
- Do you have this?
- Oh, I have this. The ranking of women entertainers who stand out for their height.
- Oh, she's in first place.
- Mr. Oobayashi.
- She is 182 centimeters tall.
Hello?
Excuse me, good morning. I'm Cunning Takeyama.
I'm shooting for "Night Scoop" now.
Is that so?
Excuse me, you are 182 centimeters tall, aren't you?
Oh, I've grown a little recently and I'm 184 centimeters tall now.
No, no, no, you've grown recently?
I'm shooting in Osaka now.
I'm teaching college classes in Aizawa, Fukushima Prefecture.
Oh, are you doing that job today?
There are more than 180 female volleyball players in Osaka.
Are there?
The person who was introduced by Ms. Oberst is coming.
Hello.
Oh, you're Ms. Kutagawa.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you a volleyball player?
Oh, I've been playing until I was five years old.
I'm also a former Japanese national team player.
Oh, you were a Japanese national team player?
Yes, I was.
Oh, you've just finished your acting career, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Let me tell you everything.
Okay.
There is a five-year-old girl.
I see.
Yes.
There is a father.
By the way...
Yes?
Ms. Kutagawa, how tall are you?
I'm 180 centimeters tall.
180 centimeters?
Yes.
Oh, that's good.
I heard you have short hair.
Yes.
And you have black and black hair.
It's a little black and black hair.
That's right.
If you don't mind, I'd like to do my best for you, Ms. Kutagawa.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting, Ms. Kutagawa.
Okay, Ms. Kutagawa.
You want me to catch you and bring you home, don't you?
I see.
I'll line up my snacks and do my best to bring you home.
Oh, you have a plan.
Do you want me to lure you out of there?
Wow!
There's a lot of them!
Wow!
There's a lot of them!
Wow!
Wait here with Mommy while we choose the snacks.
What's that?
Are you done?
Yes, we are.
You look good.
Do I look good?
Yes, you do.
I'm going to hide you in the closet.
I'm going to open the closet.
Wait here.
Hana-chan, did you choose?
Yes, I did.
Okay, let's go.
Can I hold this?
Yes, you can.
You want me to put it outside of here, right?
Okay, I'll put it here.
Can I open it?
Yes.
I'll put it here so it doesn't fall down.
I'll put it here so you can see it.
Is it pretty big?
Let's wait in the bed.
I'm scared.
It's okay. The detective is here.
Please don't come to my house.
It's okay. But you have to say it properly.
You have to say it yourself.
Do you understand?
Please go. Please go home.
You'd better say, "Please don't come to my house."
Please go to the detective's house.
I hope you don't come to my house.
Look at it. It's moving.
It's moving.
Haru-chan, Haru-chan.
Please don't come to my house.
I'm scared.
Who is it?
I'm scared.
Hana-chan, who is it?
I'm scared.
Say it, say it.
Hana-chan, it's Hana-chan.
She's eating snacks.
It's chocolate.
Can I eat it?
Hana-chan, can I eat chocolate?
Can I eat it?
Which one can I eat?
All of them.
Can I eat all of them?
Can I?
Look, she's eating chocolate.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Is it delicious? Ask her yourself one more time.
Is it delicious?
Yes.
Did you follow her from Tokyo to Osaka?
I followed her.
Where did you follow her from? I couldn't see you.
You couldn't see me.
I tried not to see you.
How did you do it?
I can disappear.
Then, try it.
I can't see you.
You're an interesting person.
Hana-chan, if you were to say again what you want us to do...
I want you to leave.
Okay, I'll leave.
It's goodbye for today.
Is there anything you want to tell Hana-chan?
I'm really sorry for everything.
I'm really sorry for making you think like that.
Then, Hana-chan, can you promise me one thing?
You used to watch over me and my dad, didn't you?
You won't do it again.
So, from now on, let's not watch over each other.
Can you sleep with me?
I'll sleep.
You'll sleep?
Then you won't come back.
Can you promise me?
Won't you cut your fingers?
I'll cut my fingers.
You'll cut your fingers?
Yes.
You'll cut your fingers?
Yes.
You'll cut your fingers?
Yes.
I'm going home.
Bye-bye.
Hana-chan, since it's goodbye today,
I'll give you a snack.
Thank you.
You won't come again. I promised you.
Hana-chan, keep your promise.
See you. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
I'll give you a snack.
I'm going home.
Bye-bye.
But...
Yes?
Your ears are cute.
They were cute.
Are you going home?
Yes, I completely believe you.
I promise you I'll keep my promise.
I hope you keep your promise.
I know you know, but I won't go home.
We'll call it a day.
Thank you.
You've been checking it all the time before you went to bed.
You don't have to do that anymore, are you okay?
Yeah, because Nezumi Sunakage Baba came out.
Oh, I see.
I'll do it alone.
Aren't you scared anymore?
But I'm with Mommy.
That's right.
It's a big success.
Well, I haven't talked about Nezumi Sunakage Baba at all since that night.
That's great.
You're handsome.
But in the end, it's like a nice friendship.
I don't know.
I've been stepped on and you've been crying.
In the middle of it, you said, "Well, Nezumi Sunakage Baba, today is the last day."
Would you like to go on a shabu-shabu trip with Daddy, Mommy and me today?
That's nice of you.
Sometimes you say that.
Actually, I can't solve the problem.
I don't know why Nezumi Sunakage Baba said that Cleo Closet was there in the first place.
I don't know the reason.
Maybe I'll say something like this again.
Tanuki is a throwing old man.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from 46-year-old Yuko Kai, who lives in Miyazaki Prefecture.
Good evening, everyone.
Even though I like Detective Nightscope, I don't know why I didn't notice your request.
I've been suffering for half a year, but it doesn't solve anything.
For some reason, the cord of my light that I use at work gets stuck in a weird place in my chair and doesn't come off.
I don't know how it became like this, and I can't focus on my work at this rate.
"Teehee, I'm in trouble." That's the request, Director.
From Miyazaki Prefecture?
Yes, that's right.
It didn't come in at all.
The cord got stuck in the back of the chair and couldn't come off.
It couldn't come off?
That's right.
You normally think like that, don't you?
The requester said that the cord got stuck in the back of the chair and couldn't come off.
Here's the video.
Now, we've arrived in Miyazaki.
The weather is surprisingly good.
Even though the weather is good like this, there's a surprisingly small story inside.
Is it this way?
What's this?
What's this store?
"Este" it says. "Este" and rice.
Hello!
Good evening!
Hello!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for coming, Kai.
Thank you for coming.
Please excuse us.
I understand.
Is it such a troublesome thing?
I've had my sons come many times.
You've had your kids come, but it's impossible?
It's impossible. Even if my friends come, it's impossible.
Even if today's customers come, it's impossible.
She's in trouble.
She's asking her customers for a favor.
This chair was given to me by the president.
Is it this chair?
It's this one.
Oh, this one?
Yes, it's this one.
It's always stuck in the chair I use for surgery every day.
It was about five months ago.
Oh, about five months ago.
Oh, this cord?
Yes.
That's right.
From the original outlet.
- Huh? - Oh, oh, oh.
- It's stuck. - Oh, oh, oh.
It's going through the back of the chair.
The back of where you sit on the backrest of the chair.
- It's really stuck. - Oh, oh, oh.
- Can you help me? - Okay.
- I'll take a look at the back. - Oh, wait a minute.
Please take good care of it.
The president gave it to me.
This light is also a little important.
- Yes. - It's a LED light.
- LED light. - It hardens your nails.
- Oh, oh, oh. - It doesn't have a cord.
- It's like a zipper. - I looked it up, but I couldn't find it.
- Please take good care of it. - Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know what it is, but somehow...
- The back of the chair is going through the backrest of the chair. - It's going through.
- Oh, it's moving.
It's moving.
So you can move it left and right many times.
- Oh, oh, oh. When you notice it... - When you notice it, you can't move it.
- This bulge is caused by it. - That's right.
This one is big here.
- Oh, this one definitely doesn't go through. - Yes, yes.
- I know this, too. - Yes, yes.
- Shall we do it once? - Yes.
If it goes through, it's over?
- Of course I'm happy about it. - No, no, no.
- I'm sure you're happy about it, but... - No, no, no.
- I'm really troubled if it goes through. - Yes, yes.
- Oh, what about the red one? - It doesn't go through, does it?
It doesn't go through.
- This is amazing, really! - It doesn't go through, does it?
- How did it get in?! - It doesn't go through!
It's definitely impossible, in terms of size!
Did you assemble it here?
No, I got the assembled one, too.
- Really?! - Yes.
- So you thought you could remove it? - That's what I thought.
- Yes. - But when I removed it...
This part is welded here.
- You can't remove it, can you? It's welded. - Really?!
I thought you could remove it here.
This part stays here, and this part...
If that's the case, I'd remove it.
I'm sorry.
Can you really remove it?
Judge.
I'm getting a little worried.
I can solve nine problems, but I can't solve one problem.
Really? I only see solutions.
- Really? - Yes.
- I have no problems. - Really?
- And... - And?
- I have a report... - Yes?
Today is that day.
No! No! Please don't argue.
- Shall we ask the president? - Yes.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Ms. President! - Nice to meet you!
- I'm Suihara. Nice to meet you. - Ms. Suihara. Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, but...
I owe you "deluxe".
- Deluxe? - Deluxe.
- Deluxe. It's "yuko deluxe". - Yuko deluxe? What's that?
- She had six children. - What?
- She's 46 years old now. - What?
- And she has nine grandchildren. - What?
- Isn't it embarrassing? - It's embarrassing.
- Really?
- Yes. - How old were you when you gave birth?
I got married at 17...
and I'm 18, 20...
22, 24, 26, 27.
- You're "deluxe". - Yes, I'm "deluxe".
Wow! You have six children and nine grandchildren.
- Yes, actually. - Wow!
- I'm "shanshan". - Shanshan?
- I'm "shanshan". - Yes.
Ms. President, what is this chair and these presents?
- Deluxe came in here... - Yes.
- and sat here all the time. - Yes.
- She said she wasn't tired of it. - Really?
- Can I sit here? - Yes.
- It's really... - Wow!
- It does feel good. - Doesn't it feel good?
- Was it expensive? - It was expensive.
- How much was it? - What?
- I can't tell you. - No, no.
What was the price?
The price...
I bought it second-hand.
- I bought it second-hand. - What do you mean, second-hand?
- It was about 20,000 yen. - No, it's expensive.
- It's expensive. - It's expensive, but...
Can you remove the screws?
The screws...
- I'll put it back. - If you say so...
- Is it okay? - Yes.
You said you'd remove this.
It's in the way of working.
I'll remove it. This one and this one.
The other way.
The other way. How is it?
Me?
It doesn't move.
It's fine, right?
- It's fine. - Okay.
- All right! - All right!
I think I can do it!
I think I can see the thread of the strategy.
- It's here. - Huh?
Did this hole go through? What is this?
Wait a minute.
Um... It's the same as it's easier to see.
Do you know what this is?
Look, it definitely won't go through.
- It won't go through. - It definitely won't go through.
Look.
- Do you know what this is? - It definitely won't go through.
- Do you know what this is? - Wait a minute.
Do you want me to recreate your work scene?
- Where? - When you're sitting in a chair.
Yes. Do you want me to put it back?
- Do you want me to put it back? - Do you want me to put it back?
Even though it was here?
- Put it up... - Put it up?
- It should have gone in like this. - I see.
- When I'm working. - I see.
- I think it will go in like this. - Yes.
- It should have gone in when you're sitting. - Yes.
- I see! - Yes.
I really don't know why it went in.
- It's the same. - It's the same.
- Excuse me, can you stand up? - Can I stand up?
- Can you stand up for a second? - Yes.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Huh?
- It's fine, sit down. - Sit down? - Yes.
- It's off! - Really?
- Is it? - Pull it.
- There, once. - Huh?
Pull the string.
It's off.
- It's off. - It's off?
No, it's fine.
No, I'm serious!
I'm serious!
But it won't move.
At that moment...
Is it moving?
Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute. - Oh, no.
- Oh, no? Is it moving? - Look at it.
- Huh? Is it moving? - Look at it.
- Look at it move. - Huh?
- Look at it move. - Yes.
- It's like you're telling it to sit down. - Yes.
- It does move. - Yes, it does.
- Wait a minute. - Is it moving?
- Here... - It's moving.
Right? Is it moving?
- It's moving here. - It's moving, right?
- It's moving. - It's moving, right?
- Yes. - Yes, it's...
- Hey! - What is it?
- It's moving where you thought it wouldn't! - Where?
- Where? Which part? - I told you, it's moving!
- Can you take it off? - No.
- No? - Huh?
- It's moving. It's moving. - Can you take it off?
I can't.
- Is it because of Chan-chan? - Huh?
- Why is it like that? - Chan-chan, Chan-chan.
- Chan-chan, get up. - Huh?
- You should be angry now. - That's true.
- Chan-chan is heavier, so... - Cute.
- It's not that heavy. - It's sinking.
- Let me see. - Okay.
- How is it? - Does it change?
Hey! Move, you bastard!
- See? - See? It's moving!
- I knew you needed more weight! - I'm glad!
- I'll put it on your waist. - Wow!
- It's amazing! - Amazing!
You're going to be a dancer?
- I can't believe it! - I can't believe it!
- When you sit down, it opens up here. - There's a gap here.
I didn't know it could move like that.
- And when you buy it, it closes up here. - I didn't know it could do that!
- Amazing! - Amazing! I want to see it!
- Oh, right. - Does it work?
(Laughter)
- That's a good point. - Look!
- That's a good point!
- What do you think happened?
- I didn't know it was movable.
- When you touch it, it looks like it's welded.
- I didn't know that.
- When I talked about the grandkids of Deluxe, I thought you were going to cheat me.
(Laughter)
- It's a pattern that can't be solved.
- I'm glad you were able to remove it.
- By the way, the president is called "Shan Shan",
- but in German, "Shan" means "beautiful",
- and "shan" means "shant" in Japanese.
- He said it's not a panda.
- I heard on the news that Shan Shan is going back to China.
(Laughter)
- It was mentioned a lot, wasn't it?
- It doesn't matter.
- She's not going back to China.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- So we answered three questions today.
- Did you have any questions?
- It's great to be able to talk about this topic
- without affecting the world in any way.
- That's right.
- It's getting smaller and smaller.
- The world hasn't changed at all.
- That's right. It hasn't changed at all.
- But we didn't fail today, did we?
- Yes, it was a great success.
- I think it was a great success and a good episode.
- This show is brought to you by your requests.
- For those of you who accepted our requests,
- this detective notebook is for you.
- Also, for those of you who came to the studio to play,
- we will give you a Band-Mi special clear file.
- Let's meet again next time.
- Thank you very much.
What kind of warehouse is this?
It smells good.
I think it's amazing because it's lined up with famous people.
It smells good.
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