AISubs v3.4
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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading out everything around the bed...
...Untying the secret room only for weekends...
...Sheek continues to chase you and captures you...
...in the middle of the night, I want you to kiss me.
...and according to your request...
...we will immediately send an excellent detective...
...to pursue the truth.
And today, we have...
...Kidataro Saikoukomon with us.
Saikoukomon, for a while...
...you didn't use the word "cat gate"...
...did you get permission...
...from your parents?
Yes, I watched it from time to time.
From time to time...
Um...
There's a dog.
A dog?
A puppy.
A puppy?
Let's move on to today's first request.
Yes, first of all...
...we have a request from a company employee...
...who lives in Hokkaido and is 40 years old.
Director Matsumoto...
...detectives, good evening.
We have a daughter...
...who is a first-year middle school student.
Our daughter...
...except when she is at home...
...definitely does not want to remove her mask.
When she enters middle school...
...in front of her friends...
...who have been with her since another elementary school...
...she absolutely does not want...
...to show her face.
When she is on her way to school...
...or at the gym...
...she is told not to show her face...
...but she does not remove it.
In summer...
...she is worried about sunburns...
...and applies sunscreen...
...but her skin is two-toned.
Moreover...
...she has a boyfriend...
...who has been dating for two months...
...but she still has not shown him her face.
She is cute...
...so it's okay...
...but she says...
...she is ugly...
...so she does not like it...
...and she does not listen to me at all.
In her long school life...
...she cannot show her face...
...to her friends or her boyfriend...
...and as a parent...
...I am very worried about her.
Detective, please...
...take care of her.
Yes. Since the end of elementary school...
...corona has become popular...
...and there are classmates...
...who do not know each other's faces...
...and this is a social problem...
...we have decided...
...to solve this problem...
...together.
We have said too much!
Let's watch the video!
Do you take it off at home?
Yes, we do.
What about at school?
We don't take it off at all.
There is a word "mask beauty", isn't it?
It seems like that word is popular among children.
Yes, we say it a lot.
It is added a lot, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Moreover, does your boyfriend say it too?
Yes, he does.
You haven't shown it to your boyfriend yet?
No, we haven't shown it to him yet.
I don't think you haven't shown it to your boyfriend yet,
but you know it well, don't you?
Yes, I do.
He said he liked me at first sight.
Even though you were wearing a mask?
Yes.
That's crazy!
By the way, where is your boyfriend now?
He is at the sports festival today.
Sports festival?
Yes.
Oh, it's hot!
I went to see him, but he was running without wearing a mask.
Without wearing a mask?
Oh, I made a mistake.
Where did you make a mistake?
I made a mistake.
It was a shock.
I made a mistake.
Are you solving the problem?
He was running at 100 meters or without wearing a mask.
It's a short distance, and it's a sports where you can catch a cold,
but it's a serious problem.
I'm back.
Welcome back!
Nozuki!
Mr. Tamura...
That's right!
Thank you!
That's the slowest you've ever spoken.
Nozuki, you know why you're here, right?
I don't know why I'm wearing a mask.
That's right.
Are you embarrassed to take it off?
Yes.
Oh, you haven't taken it off for a long time?
I haven't taken it off since I entered school.
Oh, really?
Not even once?
I take it off for lunch, but I put it under my chin and hide it right away.
You take it off for a moment and put it under your chin.
Oh, I see.
What's the biggest reason you're embarrassed?
I'm afraid I'll be disappointed if I take off my mask.
I heard you have a boyfriend.
Who is he?
That guy.
Did he love you at first sight?
I heard so.
Were you happy?
I was happy, but it was also through a mask.
That's why I didn't want to take it off.
Do you look at his face, of course?
No, I don't.
So you know each other's faces?
Yes.
Wow!
That's why I'm worried.
Oh, I see.
I heard you have a lot of sunburn.
That's why I hide it.
Can you show me how much sunburn you have?
Oh, you're right.
You have a lot of sunburn.
Do you have a lot of sunburn now?
Most girls in my class have sunburn.
Most girls?!
Really?!
So you don't know what your classmates look like?
No, I think there are more people who don't know.
Wow! Really?!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Have you been together since elementary school?
Yes, we have.
So you know each other's faces.
Yes.
What do you mean by "taking off your mask"?
It's embarrassing.
How about you, Rio?
I don't like being seen.
I see. It's easier with a mask.
How about you, Sachiko?
Same as you, Rio.
You don't like being seen.
How about you, Nanami?
I don't have confidence in my face.
When only girls get together, I want to take it off.
I see.
Do you take it off even if you have new friends from other elementary schools?
Well...
Don't be so hard on me.
Do you think people look cuter with a mask on?
Yes.
Wow, you're so honest.
Okay, I'll ask you three friends.
Who thinks it's okay for you to take off your mask?
Look at me, Natsuki.
Look to your right, Natsuki.
The reason is...
Because you're beautiful.
Oh! Beautiful.
Cute.
Since elementary school.
Oh...
Maybe you can say that because you're used to it.
You're good at talking.
What do you think about going out without looking at each other's faces?
If you're dating, you should show it.
But the trigger is the trigger.
That's right.
Now, aunt.
I think the root is a boyfriend.
Is there any way to contact your daughter without letting her know?
If you have a friend.
Can you do it?
ICHIKI
Hello.
ICHIKI?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I was a little embarrassed.
A mother asked me for a program called "Night Scoop".
My daughter said she wouldn't take off her mask.
She said she had a boyfriend.
ICHIKI has something to say.
Do you want to see your daughter's face?
Yes, I want to see it.
I'm asking you because I want you to see it.
ICHIKI.
Yes.
Why don't you two talk about it?
I'll do it.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Will you cooperate?
Yes.
ICHIKI.
Yes.
The person who has something to say will take your hand.
Who is it?
I'll wait for you.
Do you know who it is?
Huh?
Is it my boyfriend?
How about it?
Please check it out in the program.
She's waiting for you because she has something to say.
I'll wait for you.
Good luck.
One month?
I don't like it.
What about you? Were you bored?
Bored?
I couldn't do my best.
Masa, I wanted to see you without a mask, but there was no opportunity, so I'll take it off now, will you take it off too?
No, but itsuki is probably just like you imagined, but I really think you'll be disappointed.
Mom, I like you. Even if I take it off, I like you all the time, so don't worry.
Wow, you're so nice, itsuki.
You surprised me.
First of all...
Oh, itsuki.
For the first time, I'll see my boyfriend's face.
Oh, really?
Wow, you're so cool!
Maybe it's just my imagination.
No, it's exactly like you imagined.
You're so cool!
Even if it's not like you imagined, I hope you'll forgive me.
That's all.
Thank you for taking off your mask.
I think you've gotten closer to your team because you took off your mask, so I hope you'll continue to do so.
Likewise, I look forward to working with you.
Wow, Itsuki, you're so cool! I love you!
I'm happy that Itsuki really loves me,
so I want to cherish Itsuki more.
What did you think of Itsuki with her mask off?
I don't think there's anyone else as cool as her.
What did you think of Itsuki with her mask off?
I think she's the cutest person I've ever met.
You're too good for her!
Why do you two look so good together?
A little while ago, a little boy and a little girl were able to safely remove their masks.
Once again, they confirmed their love for each other.
I mean, my daughter is about her age.
I thought it was amazing.
I'm getting butterflies in my stomach.
One day, your daughter will experience something like this, too.
She might already be in love with you.
What?!
I don't think so at all.
If it was a few years ago, I wouldn't have thought of it.
Now, let's move on to the next topic.
Next, we have a request from a musician who lives in France and is 46 years old.
I am currently working as a professional vocalist in France.
Since I was a child in Japan, my four brothers and I have only played Trump.
Because of that environment, we are convinced that no matter what Trump game we play, it is at its strongest level.
Especially in a Trump game called "speed", as far as I remember...
I have never lost against anyone at school or with friends in a match.
Even when we were brothers, I was the strongest, except when we lost by luck or luck in hand.
I am known as "the queen of speed" in the Araki family.
However, no matter how much I look up, there is no official tournament or anything like that...
I can't find out how good I really am, and I'm confused.
When I go back to my hometown for summer vacation soon, we will gather as brothers for the first time in a while and decide the champion of the Araki family again.
I'm sure I'll win anyway, but can you find me the strongest man of speed and let me fight?
Yes. He started living in France on his wedding day 16 years ago and is now active as a professional plastic surgeon over there.
Speed is something that requires a lot of reflexes.
Now, let's see how it went.
Araki-san, you're a professional plastic surgeon in France, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're really good at it, aren't you?
Can you sing for me?
Do you want me to sing?
I'm sorry, I can't do it like this.
So, the speed is strong.
Yes, it is strong.
I'm sorry, I don't know much about it.
I'll explain it to you while mixing the practice.
Is this table for speed only?
Yes, it is.
You can listen to it.
I calculated the width and everything.
Can you calculate it?
First, I divide the card black and red equally.
You can listen to it.
I can listen to it roughly, but please cut it five times as you like.
You can listen to it roughly.
Yes, please.
First of all, I put four cards in my hand.
I can't put more than four.
Then, in the middle of it, I put one card with a shout of "speed".
In this case, I can put "ace" or "king" 13.
I'll do it again.
When it becomes three, I put four cards in my hand.
I can't put more than four.
So, I put one more card with a shout of "speed".
In this case, I put one more card with a shout of "speed".
I can put seven cards in my hand.
Can I put both of them?
Yes, you can.
As long as the numbers are connected.
If you don't have a card first, you win.
Did you do this all the time in Arakikei?
Yes, I did.
Do you still do it in France or over there?
I don't go back and forth this time.
I have a 15-year-old daughter.
Speed
Your daughter is fast.
Speed
Your daughter is strong.
Today, you will choose the champion of the Araki family in 2022, won't you?
Yes, I will.
Now, we have five brothers joining us today.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having us.
Is one of you young?
No, I'm a first year student.
Are you also joining us today?
Yes.
You are going to the reception, aren't you?
That's right.
Have you been doing this for a long time?
I've never bought a game console before.
What about those trumpets over there?
All kinds of trumpets.
For example, what do you have over there?
Daifugo, General, Sevenbridge, 51, Age One.
And also a trumpeter called Napoleon.
That's amazing!
You really are a Trump family.
That's right.
Now, this is the competition tournament you have been thinking about today.
Sister versus daughter.
Parent versus child.
Brother versus sister.
And your partner is a full-time champion.
That's right.
Now, let's get started with the match.
Speed.
She's leading the game.
Will she be able to turn it around?
She's fast!
She's getting faster and faster!
Wow, that's intense!
Speed.
Wow, she's getting faster and faster!
Slow down.
Wow, what's going on?
Speed.
Same score.
Same score!
Wow, she's still alive!
That was an interesting battle.
She's getting closer.
Oh, she lost.
She lost by one point.
Mother versus daughter wins!
Wow!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Daughter wins!
It's a challenge to the queen!
Wow! She's fast!
She's coming up!
She's fast!
She's coming up!
Daughter wins!
She's the best!
Now, it's time for the final battle.
Will it be Oni-san or Queen Takako who will be the champion of speed?
Let's go!
Speed!
Wow! She's fast! She's fast!
She's going at full speed!
She's really speeding up!
Wow! Queen!
Speed!
Oni-san, you can do it!
Oh, she's out!
Oh, it didn't work.
Oh, it didn't work!
Wow!
It's the last...
Oh, Oni-san is...
It's okay.
...traveling alone!
Oni-san is traveling alone!
Wow!
Wow! She's out!
What's going on?!
Let's go, Queen!
You two were like martial arts fighters!
You really hit each other hard!
- Were you strong? - Yes, we were.
- So, Takako-san... - Yes?
- You've become a champion of Buji-Araki. - Yes.
- But it's not just that this time, right? - That's right.
I want to fight people other than my family and people who say they're strong.
- I looked it up. - Okay.
- There weren't any speed competitions or organizations like that. - That's right.
So I asked around and found an organization.
- I'm going to call them. - Okay.
- Yes, this is the Japanese Welfare Association. - Excuse me for a moment.
- What does "Great Welfare Association" mean? - Well, "Great Welfare Association" is...
Well, sometimes people call us "great poor people" in Kanto, but...
- Yes. - It's based on German rules...
- Yes. - ...and we do welfare activities and hold competitions.
How many members does "Great Welfare Association" have?
- About 400 or 500 people have participated in past competitions. - Wow!
Of course, we like "Great Welfare Association", but do you like other Trumps, for example?
Well, it's true that many people like Trumps have participated in past competitions.
- There's someone who's really fast. - I see.
Can you find someone who's fast like you?
- It may take some time, but... - Okay.
- ...I think we'll find someone soon. - Really?
- Yes. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- I'm happy. - Wow! As expected of you!
It looks like we've found someone. Let's go and ask.
- Oh, hello! - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- How are you? - Good.
- Four of you? - That's right.
- Everyone says they've never lost before. - Oh!
- You look strong! - Really?
- You've never lost before? - I've been doing this for about 20 years since I was born, but I don't remember it.
- You haven't lost in 40 years? - No.
- You haven't lost before? - No, I haven't.
- He's a real magician. He's Trump's shift tool. - That's right!
- That's right! You girls, too. - Yes!
- I haven't lost since I was a kid. - You haven't lost?
- No. - You're strong.
- I was the strongest when I was in school. - I don't remember losing.
- You four are full of confidence. - Yes.
- I only want to play against the best among you four. - I see.
- Then, you four will play against each other and only fight against the best. - Yes.
- Everyone, is that okay? - Yes.
- I'm sorry for asking you, but you're asking for too much. - I'm sorry.
- The battle for the challenge sword has just begun. - Speed!
- The winner has been decided. - Yes.
- It's magician Sagi! - Yes!
- Then, will you have a match with me? - Yes!
- I'll win! - Oh!
- You'll win, what will you do? - I'll heal you.
- As expected of the queen!
Well then, let's go!
Speed!
No!
Yes!
Oh, I should have recommended it to Joan!
Oh, I forgot to wipe my slippers!
Oh, it's 8!
Wow, you're so fast!
Let's go!
Speed!
Oh, it's not 4!
Oh, it's not!
That was quick!
That was quick, wasn't it?
You left me behind!
What was that at the end?
That was speed magic.
That was amazing!
I'm speechless, really.
Can I say something? Um, I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry.
You came here with a huge burden on your shoulders.
Would you like to fight me in Daihugo?
No, I can't.
I'm really sorry.
Um, you four were really lucky.
And Sagi, you didn't lose.
I think he's a bit strong, since he's a magician.
Yes, you were really lucky, but Takako, the stronger your opponent is, the higher your speed will be.
No, the only one who can beat the speed of Takako is the speed of Imai-san.
Um, I'm sorry.
I just came out of the bathroom, so let's fight, shall we?
That's right.
Now, let's move on to the last request.
Yes. The last request is from Nonoyama Masahiro- san, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 52 years old.
I've taken all of the tickets that I've bought, including tickets for Bakken, Roto and Numbers.
No, to be exact, I can't throw them away, but I have no choice but to store them.
I think it's fun to buy dreams while thinking hard about Bakken and Numbers and getting excited from time to time.
But I'm just a loser who keeps buying and losing.
No matter how much you pour into it, you can't check it out by yourself because you're scared.
Finally, I'm lost and I can't even think of myself as a bad self and I'm lost and I don't know what to do.
It's hard to see and I'm lost in a lot of ways, but instead of just throwing it away, isn't there a way to change it to a different shape and become better every time you see it in the future?
You asked me to save me from a life of drag.
Mr. Nonoyama, as a client and as a collaborator, is a frequent visitor.
After all, as a personality type, if you put your feelings into it, you won't be able to throw it away.
There are people like that, but I've come to support you because you have to do something about it.
How was it?
Thank you for your time.
Oh my gosh!
Detective notebook!
What is this different color?
This is called a gold detective notebook.
It's something you get when you're special.
I didn't know there was something like this.
Yes.
So, all of the problems you solved this time are wrong?
They're all wrong.
All of them?
Yes.
That's a lot of questions.
How long have you been doing this?
I think it's been about 23 years.
First of all...
Do you want me to count the money you made?
You made about 100,000 yen worth of money.
And you lost...
Wow!
Now you have 630,000 yen.
630,000 yen...
Mayumoto-san.
Yes.
Let's start with...
the lazy detective's opinion.
Okay.
Is there anyone who can help you?
Well...
my little sister or...
Can you call your sister who is married and away...
Yes.
...to calculate the money you lost in gambling?
It's embarrassing, but...
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Yes.
Come with me.
Both of you, come with me.
Do you have any siblings?
Well...
Hello.
Are you doing well?
Yes.
She is my little sister.
Okay.
She is my little sister.
Do you have a bad face?
Well...
It's embarrassing for you...
to live as the little sister of Nonoyama.
That's right.
I'm a little embarrassed about it.
She is my little sister.
Tomazu Sunglass.
Yes.
I'm a swordsman who lost in a gamble.
I see.
You were a gambler.
That's right.
You were playing gambling.
- Really? - What does he do for a living?
When I was little, I used to play do-re-mi in the morning.
- Does he cheer you up? - Yes.
- Is he a fun guy? - Yes, he is.
Isn't he dead?
There are lots of cicadas crying in the park.
Shh, shh…
Wow.
When I close my eyes and listen to it…
the scene plops out in my mind!
Oh…
I'm sorry. This is all I could do.
Not at all! Wow!
It's all wise. It helps me!
The amount of money you need…
Yes?
Just for you to figure out…
Right.
OK? Let me know.
I'll sing a number.
- This island here... - Yes?
224,400 yen.
- Yes. - This island...
117,500 yen.
Yes.
Huh?
Huh?!
111,000...
- 111... - 113,200 yen.
- Yes. - Huh?!
- 101... - 1,500,000 yen.
- And it's short. - 1,000,000 yen.
- 1,500,000 and 1,000,000 again. - Yes.
This is how you spend it.
How do you feel now?
I feel pathetic.
The number you spent in your life...
is wrong.
The total of "no" and "ranbazu" is wrong.
Here it is. Point it out.
450...
65,200 yen.
You lost.
What do you mean by "soon to lose"?
Like burning it as garbage.
The shape of this bucket or can as an amber can disappears and doesn't disappear there.
I see.
Is this all for Shuretta?
For Shuretta...
It doesn't burn, but it doesn't disappear.
It remains, doesn't it?
It becomes fine fiber.
Let's make a stuffed horse with it.
Sounds good.
What kind of horse would you like to make?
Like "deep impact" or something like that.
Oh!
"Real life size"?
Doesn't "deep impact" have more impact?
"Real life size" does have an impact.
When you have this stuffed horse at home, you always think of something, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Like "there must be something inside of it".
Yes, yes, yes.
You made the first frame, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You cut it and sew it together.
Yes, like "pachinko".
You put the horse meat you remember in it.
Speaking of "deep impact",
you also make the star on the forehead and legs white three times.
Only three times.
Let's reproduce that, too.
Yes, I got it.
It's coming out.
This is good.
Oh! Mr. Nuremu!
Yes.
I'm running away.
Your life...
Yes.
...is about to be born!
Yes.
Then...
...shall we flip it over?
Yes.
Well...
...will it work?
This is interesting.
Oh, it's good! It's good! It's good!
Oh, no...
There's a snack-like old woman like this.
Yes, there is.
She's really fat and her legs are beautiful.
Yes, yes.
But her face is like an old woman's.
So now...
...all that's left...
Yes.
...is to make meat.
Yes.
Wow!
It's looking good!
It's shiny!
It was money, wasn't it?
Yes, yes. So you exchanged it for money?
Ah!
Yes!
Wow! It's shiny!
Huh?
Isn't it a little less?
Isn't it less than what you just saw?
This is...
...a little...
Yes.
This is...
It's only about a dollar's worth of food.
What?
- Well... - Yes?
I've already made it, but what should I do with it?
What should you do with it?
- What will you do with it? - Yes?
- To make enough food for the horse... - Yes?
...will you put it in the newspaper or magazine and water it?
If I do that, it'll have a different meaning.
- Just this... - 100% off!
- Yes, that's right! - That's right!
If it's 100% off and you don't like it, it doesn't mean anything.
- In the back, in the back, towards my face... - In the back, in the back...
- Hold it with both hands and take it... - With both hands...
- That's right, hold it with both hands and... - Take it and put it in...
Yes, yes, yes!
- Mr. Nonoyama, who used to lose in a horse race... - Yes?
...is now a great horseman!
In that sense, you're good at it!
It's like...
- It's not enough at all! - It's like...
It's not... It's not enough for me at all!
Huh?
- Huh? - I'm sorry, but...
- The horse size in Hazureba Prefecture... - Yes?
- It wasn't calculated. - That's right.
- A deep impact has been born! - Yes, that's it!
- It's not enough for me at all, but... - Yes?
- A deep impact has been born! - Is that true?
- It's a pretty famous creature, though... - Yes...
- What do you do with it now? - It's like this...
Oh, it's very good! Very good! Very good!
It's bad! It's bad!
At first, when I put it on the shredder, I thought it would inflate a lot, right?
The bucket and stuff. It was bulky.
I said there was a lot of it, and that's what happened.
I definitely didn't think there was any at that point.
It was kind of dry.
I thought it would inflate and go into the air and inflate.
I made a deep impact with a shredder, so I didn't think it was good either.
In the first place.
Now, we've answered three questions, but how was it at the end?
I didn't like the cicada more than the main story.
There were many cicadas.
That's the main story.
The rest is what you want to say.
There was a cicada's cry, right?
It sounded like a tiny kitten's cry.
A kitten?
Not a cicada, but a kitten?
It sounded like a tiny kitten's cry.
It was really...
What did you say just now?
I don't know what you're talking about.
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