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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
If I can capture you and make you crazy, kiss me just this time.
Detective Night Scoop's time has come.
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and resolutely clarifies various mysteries and questions.
I am your director, Masumoto Shoshi.
And...
I am your reporter, Masuda Saori.
According to the request of those of you watching the program, we will immediately send an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Everyone, do you know why I became a director?
Why?
There are various reasons.
Because you like it?
Of course I like it, but when you're in Tokyo you can't watch it in real-time.
You can only watch it a few weeks late, so if you become a director you can only watch it in real- time.
That's the reason.
But you can watch it on TV these days, right?
You can.
That means you don't need to be a director anymore.
That's not the only reason!
You can watch it anywhere on your smartphone.
You don't need to be a director anymore.
Let's move on to the first selection of today's guests.
Yes.
First of all, we have a request from Yagi Yukiko, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 46 years old.
It's sudden, but could you help me like Crossface?
Crossface is a five-member rock band.
My son, Shoto, is now 18 years old.
He started learning drums in 4th grade and aims to become a professional in the future.
My family also supports my son.
But the problem is Crossface.
My son wants to form a band like Crossface in the future,
but when I look at the photos,
I'm worried as a parent that the members may not be elegant in their conduct and may lead their son down a bad path.
Would you please lend me your power so that I can like Crossface?
Do you know Crossface, everyone?
Oh, I'm sure you do.
They're rooting for their son a lot, aren't they?
Yes.
So they want to root for their son with 100% of their hearts, but Crossface flashes in their mind.
I see.
Could your mother have fallen in love with him?
Please watch it.
Crossface...
Hey, that's a cool name, isn't it?
I don't know.
Is this a shop?
Hello.
I'm Tandem Tamura.
Nice to meet you.
I want to like him, but I just can't understand him.
You can't like Crossface.
Yes.
He says "go!"
He does say "go!"
Doesn't he? He's scary, too.
Wow, what a great actor!
Yes, he's overseas. I think this is overseas.
He's cool!
You can eat a stick, can't you?
Yes, I can eat it.
A stick is just an object.
Why can't you eat it?
I hate this guy the most.
Is he a member of the band?
Yes, he is.
I'm afraid of him.
He's the worst member of the band.
What are you doing? Are you licking your keyboard?
I hate him.
You hate him?
I hate scary people.
Basically, I hate them.
But if you're aiming for this band, I think you'll end up like this.
I'm really worried about that, too.
What kind of music does your mother usually listen to?
Yuzu or Kirono.
You don't really appear on TV, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't know what people think of you, do you?
If you're on TV, you know what people think of you, don't you?
What's this?
It's for my son.
For your son?
What's this?
It's a moustache.
That's right.
Hello.
You're getting closer and closer to "crossface."
I'm not conscious of it at all.
No, it doesn't happen naturally.
Do you practice "crossface" songs?
Yes, I do.
Then why don't you try it?
Why are you wearing boots?
Because Amano-san is wearing boots.
For "crossface"?
Yes.
You're playing drums with boots on, aren't you?
That's right.
Thank you for watching and don't forget to like and subscribe!
Haven't you seen it? Haven't you seen it?
How do you think you will like it?
How do you think you will be able to see it?
Well, if you look at what you are doing, somehow you can see it.
Especially since you are working.
I don't know if we will meet or not.
I will attack you now.
Excuse me for this sudden request, but I am a big fan of Crossface and am very interested in what you are doing.
I would like to meet you.
There is a tour from the west coast, so we are rehearsing in Tokyo.
Where will you go this time?
Czech Republic, Kawakiri, Czech Republic, Germany, Spain, Portugal...
Is there a Czech Republic and Kawakiri?
No, not at all.
If you can go there, I would like to meet you.
All right, I will do my best.
You are a very nice person.
You like me a little, don't you?
- Hello. - Hello.
We've been waiting for you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Tamura Genji, the host of "Night Scoop".
Nice to meet you.
I should say this.
The person in charge should say it.
That's right.
She adores Amano-san.
She loves him so much.
However...
She hates Crossface so much.
That's the problem.
She wants to like him so much.
That's right.
Let's hide "Night Scoop" for now.
Let's watch it in secret for now.
- Is that okay? - Yes.
Can you watch it?
I can't watch it.
- I can't watch it. - You can't?
You can't watch it?
I can't watch it.
- What's wrong? - I can't watch it.
What's wrong with you?
Watch it before you get attacked.
- Watch it before you get attacked. - I can't watch it.
You can't watch it.
- It's not moving. - It's not moving.
Humans are like this.
When we are scared, we try to avoid it.
She hates this keyboard.
- That's right. - She hates it and is scared of it.
She hates it and is scared of it.
You're going to drool all over me.
No, you're going to drool all over me.
I can't stop crying.
In order to get more out of it, as you said,
you need people when you're eating.
"Thank you for the meal," things like that.
That's right.
Mom, hang in there.
Hang in there! Hang in there!
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you.
Thank you, So-chan.
Ta-da!
Wow!
You're really excited.
You're a big eater, So-chan.
Wow!
Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal to everyone.
Wait, there's something here.
Sakura and Sakura and...
Where did it go?
What's going on?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
No!
You want to know what I'm eating, don't you?
If you talk to me like that, you know what I'm eating, don't you?
You want me to do?
You want me to do, don't you?
It's really good.
My mother gave me this.
Your mother?
Yes, she gave it to me.
Your mother?
What's that?
The members are suspicious of me.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
You're selfish.
I'm sorry.
I'm here on a show called Detective Nate Scoop.
I'm Detective Tamura Kenji.
You watch it every week.
I'm a big fan of Crossface.
Of course, I want to be a professional, and I'm working hard now.
My mother hates Crossface very much.
Where did you get this from?
Where did you get it from?
Your mother was very smart.
Was she very smart?
She was very smart.
Was she very smart?
Yes.
Do you love her?
I love her.
Do you love her?
I love her.
Your mother hates you the most among these members.
Why do you say that?
On the contrary, I want to know why you hate me.
You're the most funny.
Help me.
Can I sit down?
No, you can't.
Can I sit here?
Why do you doubt me?
Because you don't ask me.
You felt like you were being dragged down the wrong path, didn't you?
Because I was really bad at it.
It's the first time I've heard you say you were that bad at it.
It's the first time I've heard you say it that much.
So I was relieved of that gap.
Chodo, do you play Crossface songs at the second drums?
I don't have time for it at all, but I practice a little.
What song do you play?
"dead or alive".
Do you want me to do it for you?
Can I do it for you?
Look at his face.
He has no legs.
Is it better here?
The work has begun.
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look, look
How was it, Kino?
Thank you.
How about you, Amuro?
I don't need it anymore.
I had a lot of guts.
Thank you.
Are they bad people?
No, they are good people.
What kind of people are they?
They were really good people.
Thank you.
How about you, Amuro?
They were really good people.
Thank you.
It was really cool.
It was cool.
Chaser, chaser!
He is a chaser.
She was good.
Amazing.
They have good guts, don't they?
Really.
At first, there were kids who couldn't even do Mew Mew.
I used to do a music show in the past, and there were people who looked a little scary, but most of them were good kids.
I got a drumstick I was using from Amano-kun.
But I said I'd return it when I became a professional without using it.
Now, let's move on to the next topic.
Yes, next up is a story from Detective Maeda.
Nara Prefecture, Kubota Yoko-san, 42 years old.
When I was listening to the radio the other day, I heard Detective Maeda singing in English fluently.
When I thought about why Maeda-san was singing in English and looked it up, it was a song by a foreign male artist who was not Detective Maeda at all.
Please listen to it.
Tokyo, Tokaohara, Tsubasa-san, 25 years old.
He made a great discovery.
When you do something, you can sing very well.
That is when you are peeing.
You can sing like you are a singer.
Let me prove it.
Wakitaken, Wakamatsu Daiki-san, 27 years old.
I have a habit of standing upside down as one of my health laws,
but when I tried to pee while standing upside down, I realized that it would never come out.
Please try it.
Fukuoka Prefecture, Uchihori Kentaro-san, 26 years old.
I have been sensitive between my nipples and my nipples for a long time.
Just because I feel like I'm going to be touched, a strange voice comes out.
I want to fix it with any hand.
And I want to be able to hug.
You are sensitive.
Are there people like that?
Tokyo, Tokaohara, Tsubasa-san, 27 years old.
The other day, when I put powder of mentaiko butter flavor on fried potatoes and ate it with popcorn, I peed with tremendous momentum.
You peed.
Even if I put it on fried potatoes, I don't pee at all, but when I put it on popcorn, I pee in the middle of 100 shots.
Moreover, even if I put powder of other flavors on popcorn, I don't pee.
Wouldn't you like to taste it with me?
I asked you to go to five areas.
Please play the video.
It's an overseas song, "Hope There's Someone" by Anthony and the Johnsons.
It seems to be a song that I only think I sing every day.
Here we go.
Oh, you're singing.
You know it yourself.
"Earned" and "priced" are similar.
Does this mean that it will sell in America?
This is what you put on this fried potato.
Mr. Tsuchiya, what if you put this on a popcorn?
If you put it on a popcorn, it will get ugly.
Is it okay if it's a potato?
It's okay if it's a potato.
I want you to sympathize with me.
It's not a solution.
Then, first of all, I would like to start with the fried potato.
This mentaiko butter flavor is fine, isn't it?
That's right.
Normal amount.
Is that all?
Yes.
This is okay, isn't it?
This is a normal and delicious mentaiko butter.
Oh, it's so good.
What is it?
It's delicious.
Then, I would like to put it on the problematic popcorn.
Earlier, you didn't care about fried potato at all.
Would you like me to do it?
Yes.
One, two...
(coughing)
It's true.
What is it?
(coughing)
It's weird.
Do you only eat mentaiko butter flavor?
Yes, I only eat popcorn flavor.
It's a lie. You can eat other flavors, too.
It's not like that.
We are in the same age.
The garlic truffle looks delicious.
It's delicious.
It's a lie!
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I don't have to solve it, do I?
Not at all.
If you could understand this...
If you pee while singing, you'll sing better.
I'm peeing, so relax.
I see!
Yes.
My muscles are loosening up.
Your muscles are loosening up.
Can you sing a normal song for me?
Yes, I understand.
Go ahead!
I see!
How many points would you give for a normal song?
About 60 points.
Yes.
How many points would you give for a normal song?
About 95 points.
Wow!
Now, I'd like you to actually do it.
Yes.
While you're peeing...
Yes.
While you're peeing...
Yes.
Let me hear you sing!
Leave it to me!
Go ahead!
Yes.
I see!
I keep dancing
I caught you
The only thing I can do in space is to kiss you at this moment
And I stayed longer than usual
Amazing! You got better! You changed!
That's right
That's why you fell at the end of the song
This person is calling you
Koikuchi-san of Ichika, come in!
Thank you, Koikuchi of Ichika!
Speaking of life scoops and peeing, I have a lot of them today
Amazing!
This time, you said you can't pee if you do a back flip
Peeing is very delicate
If you don't do it in your best posture…
If you don't do it in a natural form of peeing…
It's very difficult and you may not pee
Am I too weak now?
You haven't done it before, but…
Will you pee after back flip?
You won't?
A professional of peeing will challenge you
Please!
(sniffing)
(farting)
(laughing)
It came out!
(laughing)
The story is coming out!
(farting)
Wow!
I've never seen it before!
I did it, Mr. Fuku!
It's amazing!
Pee came out!
(drum beat)
(farting)
It's like...
Gibo Aiko.
(laughing)
It reminds me of the cult boom of the 80s.
(farting)
That's it.
(laughing)
That surprised me!
It's unpleasant.
How about a hug?
For a hug...
If you shift the point a little and hug...
If you face each other like this, you'll hit each other.
Like this...
Shift it...
A little to the side...
To make it easier to understand...
Point...
Can you mark it?
(laughing)
Please mark it in an instant.
Here.
(laughing)
Where?
(laughing)
It's difficult.
(laughing)
You got hit!
It's correct!
I'll hit you.
Okay!
Here, everyone!
(groaning)
No!
(groaning)
(laughing)
(groaning)
- Hi!
(laughing)
- Hi!
(laughing)
- Whoa!
(laughing)
(groaning)
(singing in foreign language)
(laughing)
(groaning)
12…13…14…15…25…26…27…28…29…30!
I did it! I hugged him! I hugged him!
I kissed him! I hugged him! I kissed him!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
How do you feel?
I'm so happy!
Wow, you're smiling a lot!
I feel so accomplished.
I feel like I've been freed.
What do you think your life will be like in the future?
I'm going to hug a lot more.
Potato!
Potato! What's that?
I contacted his company, too.
When I heard about it, I knew he was going to fire me.
I said, "I don't know why."
I said, "I don't know why," but he said, "I'm going to put salt and lemon in it, too."
He's got new information.
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day.
Yes. The last request is from Yuichi Nagatomo, who lives in Saitama Prefecture and is 49 years old.
In Tano Town, Miyazaki City, Miyazaki Prefecture, there was a 20-meter-high waterfall called "Seikan no Taki."
However, due to a large typhoon No. 14 in 2017, which caused a large-scale landslide, the waterfall disappeared, according to an online article.
This "Seikan no Taki" was accidentally discovered by my grandfather and co-workers in the mountains in Showa 48.
Grandfather Nagatomo Kiyowaki's "Kiyo"
Kiyo means "blue" in Sanskrit, right?
And another discoverer's name is "miki"
"Miki" in "kan" of Shinkansen.
Taking these letters and calling it "Seikan no Taki" as its official name,
it is a waterfall with special feelings for my family.
Unfortunately, my father, who disappeared,
disappeared about five years ago to see for himself,
but since the road to the waterfall was blocked, he gave up halfway.
However, at that time, it seemed that he could hear the waterfall flowing,
and my father said, "Isn't "Seikan no Taki" gone?"
My father is getting older and his back is getting worse, and he whispers that we shouldn't look for waterfalls anymore.
So, in my father's place, I want to go look for "Seikan no Taki",
but since I am a giant weighing more than 100 kg,
I don't have confidence in going alone.
Detectives, could you please accompany me?
It's a waterfall with my grandfather's name on it.
It's an important waterfall for a family with special feelings,
but were they able to find "Seikan no Taki"?
Let's watch the video.
Now, we have arrived at "Tanocho" in Miyazaki Prefecture.
It's a very nice place.
It's very peaceful.
Let's look for a waterfall.
Thank you for coming.
This is Mr. Nagatomo and his father, Mr. Isao.
Nice to meet you.
It's about a waterfall, isn't it?
Yes, I'm his grandfather.
It rained heavily and the mountains collapsed.
The road to the waterfall is still there.
How did it happen?
What about your grandfather?
He went to work in Miyazaki Prefecture and found it by chance.
He went to work in that mountain and found it.
Does it have your grandfather's name on it?
It's called "Kyoakushi" in Nagano Prefecture.
Another person named it "Hano Mikyo-san".
After that, it was named "Seigan-no-taki" after Mikyo.
It's about 20 meters high.
It's quite big, isn't it?
But is it a good waterfall?
It's quite good.
Is it a good place?
Yes.
It became an article.
It's called "Wanitsukayama".
A waterfall of 20 meters high "Eileen Shrine" is found in a place like this.
When I searched it on the Internet, it was written like "disappeared".
Some people say like that.
But my father said like "Maybe there was a waterfall around here".
However, there were a lot of weeds.
We couldn't go further than that.
But we could hear the sound of a waterfall down there.
It wasn't a waterfall, but we could hear the sound of water.
It's because it's steep, isn't it?
It's because it's steep.
I think a professional like you can live if you go there.
Oh, I see.
Do you mean if there were such people today?
I don't think there are such people.
It's a heavy amateur group.
I'm going to wish for it with a heavy amateur group.
For now, let's go there by Mr. Isao's driving.
When was the last time you went there, Mr. Nakazawa?
I think I went there when I was in junior high school.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
No, I think I can go there anytime, so I don't want to go there anytime.
Now, let's get out of the car and go to the entrance of the waterfall.
Did you go through here in the past?
That's right.
Do you remember it well, Mr. Nakazawa?
The scenery is too different.
I see.
What's this?
Is this a road?
This was a road.
Was this a road?
Yes, it's a road.
It's a road.
I can hear something down there.
I can hear it!
I can hear something.
It's coming.
Is it over there?
I'm sure it's over there.
Then we'll go there.
Yes, please.
For now, let's go down there.
Can we go there?
I'm sorry.
It's only three seconds from the start.
Can we go there?
There's nothing there.
It's always a slight slope.
Is it a high place or a low place?
It's a cliff, isn't it?
I'm scared.
It hurts!
Be careful.
It's very slippery here.
Be careful.
I think it's very difficult for the camera to understand.
It's a steep downhill.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It hurts!
It's a thorn.
It's pretty close, isn't it?
It's pretty close!
I feel like I can hear small sounds.
It's not just a rumbling sound.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow.
It stopped.
The boss bus stopped.
I can't move my body!
What should I do?
Is it from below?
Can you do it?
Didn't you have a long rod?
Can you do it with that camera and film river or waterfall?
It's good.
It's gone. The grass is gone.
Did you say "max"?
How is it?
It's a mountain!
It's a very good video.
Wow!
Are these all thorns?
Wow!
Dog, help me!
Wow!
Hang in there!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Oh, I think I can do it!
You're right!
I think I can do it!
Hey, look!
If you look at it like this...
The sound is over there, isn't it?
That's right.
If you look at it like this...
Suddenly, there are no trees in the back.
There may be a stone and a cliff over there.
It's possible.
Climb up here...
Yes.
And turn around...
Yes.
And go down to the waterfall.
That's right.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Don't be afraid!
It's dangerous.
That was close.
Watch out!
It's okay.
I'm going to pull it.
- Can you hold it? - Yes.
- Where do you want me to put it? - Dear!
Dear!
Can you follow me down?
But...
Can you really get down?
- It's hot. - Here we go.
- My right foot got stuck. - Your right foot got stuck?
- Yes. - Your right foot got stuck?
- Yes.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Let's take a break and stretch. - Ouch!
Ouch!
- Is the left side a waterfall? - Yes, it is.
This is different.
Mr. Nagatomo, what do you think of this?
It's a waterfall!
- This is it! - It's a waterfall!
I found it!
It's different from the picture.
It's different from the picture?
- The shape is different. - The shape is different?
It's less than 4 meters.
Then is it different?
It's too low.
- Mr. Nagatomo! - Yes?
It smells different!
- This is the waterfall we saw earlier. - Yes.
- It was small. - Yes, it was.
- I followed... - You followed it.
- I followed that butterfly and came down here. - Yes.
The main stream is bigger here.
- The stream here is bigger. - Yes, yes.
- So, if you follow this stream, - Yes.
- you will find a big waterfall. - Yes.
Mr. Nagatomo!
You can do it!
Hang in there!
- Mr. Nagatomo! - Yes?
Yes!
- Mr. Nagatomo! - Yes?
You're at your limit, aren't you?
- Mr. Nagatomo! - Yes?
- Well... - You're at your limit, aren't you?
- Yes, I'm at my limit... - I think you have confidence in blowing away your limits!
- My left leg is hanging again... - Your left leg is hanging!
- Mr. Nagatomo, did you see up there? - I did. I saw the waterfall.
- Hey, there's a huge waterfall up there! - Yes.
- I think I can do it! - Just a little more.
- Hey! - Yes?
- Just a little more. - Wow!
- I did it! - I did it!
- It hasn't changed much! - It hasn't changed!
- I think it hasn't changed much! - It looks like it's still in one piece!
- It's impressive! - It's like an old man!
- The waterfall has remained in one piece! - That's right!
- It's like a waterfall that has been around for 40 years! - Yes!
- It's really nice from the outside! - Wow!
I want to go there.
It's awesome!
You look like you're going to work hard in life from now on!
Yes, me too!
Um...
It's hard for me to ask you more than that!
It was amazing!
Wow, it was tough!
Yeah, it was tough!
Not being an old man is just a feeling, isn't it?
Yeah, it's just that feeling.
And then, a little waterfall came out of nowhere...
Me and Irai-san...
We knew that it wasn't that waterfall...
But we tried to do it, didn't we?
We tried to do it, didn't we?
Yes! We found it!
Irai-chan...
Give me a strong hug!
I've been watching it for a while now...
If you're trying to do it...
I thought I'd ride it, too...
But...
It's not that kind of show...
You're lying!
But we found it when we found it...
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
This show is brought to you by your requests!
For those of you who requested this show...
Here's a detective notebook!
And for those of you who came to the studio...
We'll give you a program-specific clear file!
And with that...
Let's all do our best next time, too!
Thank you very much!
Enako-chan! Enako-chan!
It's chaos!