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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
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I'll catch you and lick you like crazy, just like I always do.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop
A detective night scoop that thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions by taking a sharp knife into the complex and hated modern society.
I'm Dr. Matsumoto, the director.
My name is Saori Matsuda and I am a secretary. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
As for the customers, right now, they can't really say, ``This, this, this, this, ``Bwer''. That's why I'm holding back.
I guess when I first came in, I didn't have much of an attitude, so people didn't think I was a star.
That's not the case. I'm nervous. OK. That's what they say. That's fine, that's fine. That's fine . Thank you for your support. yes. May I. OK. yeah. yeah. May I. No, really, it's fine. It's fine. I just want to say it that way.
Now, let's move on to your first request today. yes. The first request is from Kina Toyoda, 16 years old, second year high school student, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Good evening, Director Matsumoto.
Suddenly, me
Reiwa's Meijin Takahashi. I am an old man high school student who loves Showa who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Famicom warrior Meijin Takahashi, a symbol of Showa, longs for Meijin Takahashi and practices every day by pressing the button 16 times in one second and aiming for 16 consecutive shots.
I learned about Meijin Takahashi when I was in elementary school. He stole my heart with his fingers breaking watermelons, and I practiced every day for eight years with the thought of catching up someday, and I finally managed to get up to 15 consecutive shots one step ahead of him.
I was matured and now I should be able to fight the opponent. You asked me to have a game match with Meijin Takahashi.
Meijin Takahashi, of course, is a professional gamer who played a big role in 1985, and he became famous for pressing the button 16 times in one second.
But he's older than me, isn't he?
That's right. When you say you're 16 years old, you're not even born yet.
Please take a look at how it was.
Now, Meijin Takahashi, a 16-year-old high school student who longs for Meijin Takahashi, came to buy it.
Meijin Takahashi, a 16-year-old high school student who longs for Meijin Takahashi, came to buy it.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
You're dressed up.
I'd like to work as a representative of high school students.
As a representative of high school students?
Yes, as a representative of high school students.
Wow!
It's a Famicom!
It's a Famicom software.
It's a Famicom!
Wow, it's a Nutscratcher!
Wow, it's a Twinbee!
Nutscratcher!
If you make money and sell it...
Wow, it's an Excitebike!
This is really funny.
It's a star of the Showa era.
It's a star of our childhood.
Meijin Takahashi is an idol.
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter if it's Showa or Reiwa.
Meijin Takahashi is an idol forever.
Where did you meet him and how did you like him?
When I was in elementary school...
My mother's older brother...
My uncle had someone named Meijin Takahashi.
That's where it started.
There was a movie called "Meijin Takahashi vs. Meijin Mori" that I watched at the time.
This is amazing.
Meijin Takahashi is a master.
He's good at dancing.
This is how you move it.
I couldn't do it.
And you stop the bike like this.
This is it!
This is Meijin Takahashi.
Meijin Takahashi is an idol forever.
Takahashi Meijin becomes the glorious Game King.
This is amazing. He's a gamer himself.
He's so fast.
He's so fast!
An incredible chain of shots!
You can almost see the bullets connecting.
I was like, "Whoa! This guy is crazy!"
And that's when my chain of shots started.
But you can't end it like that.
I realized later that it was just a joke.
Let's see if you can do a taifu shock.
Here we go!
He's so fast!
You hit it 157 times, which means you hit it 15.7 times in one second.
You're so fast!
You hit it 16 times in one second.
I was so scared at the end.
Wow! 155!
What's the trick? How do you do it?
- I just make it vibrate. - Vibrate!
I just make it vibrate.
- It's vibrating for 16 times in one second! - It's vibrating.
Please touch it.
It's shaking like this all the time.
- Wow! - It's like a massage.
It's shaking all the time.
- Mom! - When we eat, it's always like...
Stop it!
I was watching it thinking, "She's different."
Even from you, mom?
I was really worried, and I got more and more white hair.
She came all the way to Brisbane, and she's getting close to hitting it 16 times in one second.
She's amazing.
- "Star Soldier." - "Star Soldier"?
- Is that what you're doing, too? - I'll get 300,000 points for that.
Just for one course.
I'm going to do an eighth circle.
- If you do an eighth circle like that... - Yes?
- you'll only be aiming for the lighthouse. - I'm an examiner.
- You're playing a game. - I can't study at all.
- You can't study at all? - I can't study at all.
Shut up!
Wow! You're really fast!
This is called "lightning strike."
If you do it in a row, you'll have an advantage, of course.
I'll get the second one.
And I'll do it in a row.
Wow! You're fast!
Wow!
This is a character called "Lazaro." I have to hit it 16 times in one second.
Oh, I'm going to die.
I failed.
It's really hard. It looks like it's going to be easy.
- You looked really nervous. - I was really nervous.
- What do you want to do? Do you want to knock it down? - I'll knock it down.
But you're going to knock down someone you admire. Are you okay with that?
I was betrayed once. I was betrayed by watermelons.
- Now, Hinai. - Yes?
- You know what to do now, right? - Yes, I know.
- I'll call you. - Yes.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Hello. I'm Takahashi. - Wow.
- I'm Takahashi Meijin. - Nice to meet you.
- I've been shaving since 2006. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - When I was a kid, I used to do it a lot.
- Yes, I used to do it a lot when I was a kid. - Yes.
- It's moving. Can I touch it? - Yes, go ahead.
Wow!
It doesn't shake. It's finely chopped.
It's better than I like it.
If I win a series of matches against Takahashi Meijin and win a match against A-star soldiers,
I will make a name for myself as Takahashi Meijin and as a Toyota Meijin.
- You don't want to lose easily. - That's right.
- You want to be a high wall. - That's right.
Even if you lose, you will never make a name for yourself.
- Wow... - What are you trying to say?
- Why are you trying to make a name for yourself? - No, no.
- What are you trying to say? It's not like you at all. - No, it's not like that at all.
Just being in front of me makes me really nervous.
Wow! I'll knock you down! You said it!
- I said it. - He said it.
- This is a shooting watch. - Oh, this one!
For the first time in 10 seconds, you can measure how many times you press the button to measure the rate of fire.
- With your favorite shooting watch... - Yes.
- Let's measure the rate of fire. - Shall we do it one by one?
- It's fine if you do it at your own pace. - Yes.
Then, let's do it!
Are you ready?
Hinai's...
whole car...
one hundred and twenty-six.
Huh?
You said one hundred and fifty-five today!
No, but you were fast!
Is there something you're not used to using?
It was my first time...
Pressing a real button...
- It's a little different, isn't it? - Just touching the touch panel...
and having to press a button...
the strokes are a little different.
I see...
- Let's do it! - Yes, let's do it.
- It stopped! It stopped! - Huh?
No, no...
The number of cars...
one hundred and twenty!
How many?!
I can't believe it!
This is a big problem!
There are twelve cars!
Twelve cars is a big problem!
- Do you want to try it? - No!
- No, I can't do it! - Ah, this is frustrating!
From now on, we have a game live broadcast announcer...
and also a Hinaria announcer!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for having me!
The rule is...
the one with the highest score wins!
"Star Soldier" was released in 1986.
In fact, over 36 years...
the battle for first place begins!
And now, it begins!
Aka, 62 years old, Shimeijin, 16 years old, Toyoga, Hinai!
All of the chains that look like strings are created by each other's button controls!
The first enemy, the familiar enemy, is no problem!
On one side of this Star Soldier, there are three bonus points of 80,000 points.
Whether or not you can complete them will be the key to the game.
The total points, probably 300,000 points, will be one of the fountains!
Now, they're both cautious...
And now, the score is also high!
It's this skull of Porudo, but...
How far has it gone?
So far, the scores are almost even!
Many points... First of all, the first point after this is whether or not you can complete it or not!
Now, the points are almost even! They haven't changed at all!
Now, whether or not you can complete it or not!
Whether or not you can complete it or not!
80,000 points!
They've both taken it!
There's no difference at all!
A perfect even score!
Now, will the familiar enemy notice it?
However, they've spent eight years in a row in the same plane!
The direct confrontation with the familiar enemy, Takahashi, is also a bonus!
They've both taken it!
Now, it's almost even!
The boss, Star Brain, has decided to face him!
Whether or not you can complete it or not!
No, they couldn't complete it!
They've both failed to complete it and are now facing their final boss!
There's almost no difference!
Now, if you hit the boss's Star Brain with 32 hits, you'll complete it!
266,100 vs 257,000!
They've won by a small margin!
We've won!
I'm so happy!
It was a close match!
It was only a matter of whether or not you could complete the bonus before the final boss, but you both couldn't complete it!
The final bonus...
It was so close!
The enemy got in the way...
You've failed too, haven't you?
You're the one who said it!
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm glad you were able to do it back in '85!
Takahashi Meijin of Reiwa is...
Yes!
You did it!
You're great!
I'd like to try revenge in other games as well.
You'd like to try revenge? You've won all of them!
I'm the one who says it!
Usually, the one who wins doesn't say revenge!
That's how it is!
Yes!
Kirai Baby has won twice in a row!
It's just a little complicated, isn't it, as a successor?
That's right!
He could have expected to lose a little more, but...
There's another game that Takahashi Meijin is good at.
He said, "Let's do it with that!"
But we refused!
That was...
There was a possibility of doing it three times in a row!
Now, let's move on to the next request!
Yes, next is a request from Yuri Ikeda, who lives in Osaka City, and is a 28-year-old company employee.
The other day, people at the company and my wife were excited about the topic of "where did you fall in love with?" of my husband.
Then, my husband's boss proudly said, "Face, face! My wife said she fell in love with my coolness, so have you checked it out?"
My wife said, "No, I haven't checked it out, but I'm sure of it."
The other day, my boss, who was worried about it, asked my wife, "I'm sure you fell in love with my coolness, so have you checked it out?"
She said she got a completely different answer.
"Where did you fall in love with?" "Is it something you don't know?"
Please investigate the world of couples and the reality of couples.
Whether it's your wife or girlfriend, you don't really get a chance to ask where you fell in love with.
You don't ask, do you?
That's right.
I went out into the city and investigated. Please have a look.
Hello.
Do you have a little time?
Yes.
Are you married?
Yes, I am.
Have you been married?
For about 35 years.
35 years!
As an entertainer...
You are just an ordinary woman.
Is it okay for you to be looked at like that?
Yes, it's okay.
You are just an ordinary woman.
Where did you fall in love with your wife?
That's none of your business.
Could you take off your mask for a moment?
Yes.
Well, you are a man, but...
It's not something you can forgive in an instant.
Have you ever been told, "I fell in love with you"?
No, I haven't.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
No, I haven't.
Could you ask her directly?
Is she your wife?
Hello?
Oh, sorry. Are you working?
Yes, I am. What is it?
I want to ask you something.
Yes?
Well...
I...
Yes?
Where did you fall in love with me?
Why do you ask me that now?
Well, let me remind you of our marriage.
Where did you fall in love with me?
I'm busy now.
What?
I'm busy now.
The sky is blue now.
Why do you ask me that now?
You fell in love with me, didn't you?
No, I didn't, you idiot!
If you tell me now, I'll hang up.
Why?
Where did you fall in love with me?
Tell me now.
Why?
Well...
I fell in love with you...
What?
...because of your personality.
What kind of personality?
Are you asking me?
No, I'm not.
Your strong personality.
My strong personality. I see.
Is that okay?
Yes, it's fine.
Who are you?
I'm Sahabe from "Detective Dight Scoop".
Oh, hello.
You look different.
I always watch your show.
Thank you.
Do you have a strong personality?
Yes, when we work together,
I say my opinion clearly.
I wonder if there is such a person.
I see.
By the way, do you know where you fell in love with me?
No, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know?
Then tell me about it.
I...
Yes?
...fell in love with you...
Yes?
...very much when you...
Yes?
...made me fall in love with you.
Oh, is it my face?
Is it my face?
No, it's not.
Oh, okay.
It's not okay.
We're both saying it.
By the way, how old are you?
I'm 45 years old.
Wow!
That's a long time.
Do you have a secret?
I have to endure it.
You have to endure it in the first attempt.
By the way, who do you look like?
Not a woman, but a boar.
A boar?
I look like a boar.
Do you look like a boar?
Including my personality.
Including your personality?
Yes.
You're quite powerful.
Where did you fall in love with me?
I've done it many times before.
Yes.
I'm a boar.
Yes.
I've done it many times before.
So, you've done everything you wanted to do before.
Yes, I've done it before.
Then, do you know where you fell in love with me?
Yes.
I'm kind.
I'm generous.
Oh, I see.
Have you asked me directly?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you haven't asked me directly.
Yes.
Hello?
Yes, yes.
It's me.
Yes, I know.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes.
Mother, where did you come from?
What?
Don't say that. It's embarrassing.
That's right.
It's weird, isn't it?
I'd like to ask you something.
I'm from Ranchiyamara, where you lived with your father.
It's not hard for me to live in Ranchiyamara, where you lived with your father.
It's not hard for me at all.
It's not hard for me to live in Ranchiyamara, where you lived with your father.
It's not hard for me at all.
It's not hard for you, right?
I was talking with my father in an interview for Detective Night Scoop.
Wow!
You have a laugh like Mr. Park's.
When you're with your father, you feel at ease.
That's right.
I see.
By the way, where did you fall in love with your wife?
I haven't heard of it.
Oh, you haven't?
My mother was the first one to do it for me.
The character of a boar is the reason I fell in love with it the most.
I can't stop you until you stop me.
It's a little boring. Is it really like that?
It's really like that.
How old are you?
I'm 22 years old this year.
How about you?
It's a long distance relationship, but it's in Fukuoka.
Osaka and Fukuoka?
It's a little far away.
How old is she?
She's one year older than me.
She's 23 years old.
Is it going well?
It's lonely.
Sometimes we hit each other hard.
Both of you?
When will you meet me? When will you come to me?
Well, there is such a thing.
I see.
Where do you think she fell in love with you?
I'm pretty confident in myself.
If you decide it, you'll go through it.
I try not to get lost and act right away.
You seem to be strong.
But I'm confident.
Is it possible for me to ask you something?
I'm counting on you.
Answer me.
Hello?
Are you okay now?
I'm fine.
I have a question for you.
Where do you think she fell in love with me?
I don't know.
It's so sudden.
What? What? I'm scared.
What is it you want to know about me?
It's been a while.
Can you tell me?
You're kind. Kind.
Kind?
When do you feel it?
When do I feel it?
It's casual.
Casual.
And you, Kazuya?
Me?
I think I'm old-fashioned.
I'm warm-hearted.
I'm open-minded.
Sometimes I feel lonely.
But when I hear your voice,
I feel like I can do better.
I think I really like you, Rio.
We're both having a hard time, but let's do our best.
I misunderstood you.
No, no, it's fine.
I can't stand it.
It's so sudden.
It's embarrassing.
I'm happy.
It's embarrassing.
It's casual, right?
Can I ask you something?
I like you.
What is it?
But I think you're kind.
It's like I'm about to get into a fight.
Even when I'm in a good mood, I take a step back.
I try not to get into a fight.
That's how kind I am.
That's what I like about myself.
Okay.
What is it?
I'm thinking, "Wow, he's really going for it."
Hello?
Yes?
Are you okay?
Yes, yes.
Huh? Hello?
No.
Oh, I see.
I have something I want to ask you.
Yes?
Um...
Can you tell me where you fell in love with me?
No...no comment is okay.
Can you tell me where you fell in love with me?
I don't know.
I guess it's a sense of security.
Oh, a sense of security.
So you fell in love with me there?
Yes.
By the way, can you tell me where you fell in love with me?
I don't know.
Was it easy for you to talk to me?
Easy for you to talk to me...
It's true that it's easy for you to talk to me.
But I guess it's where you laugh at me a lot.
I see.
I'm serious.
I'll buy 551 and go home.
Excuse me.
Bye-bye.
Everyone is amazing.
I can hear you well.
First of all, what do you think of the song?
Where did you...
Where did you fall in love with it?
What kind of question is that?
You've been doing it all the time.
What is it?
Well, I think you say a lot of things, but if I were to pinpoint it, it's financial power, isn't it?
That's right!
My wife doesn't show up much.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Haruka Fujino, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture and is 26 years old.
Last year, for the first time in my life, I heard someone sing.
I was so shocked that my heart shook.
In an instant, I became a big fan.
That's the famous Chiaki Naomi.
Since then, I've been listening to Chiaki's songs every day, watching videos, and being healed.
My life has become even more fulfilling.
Somehow, I wanted to shape my gratitude for her, and in fact, I wrote a letter to Chiaki.
However, Chiaki has already been actually retired before I was born, and I cannot deliver this letter to Chiaki.
Even if I understand it in my head, there is no place for the letter and it is fuzzy.
Therefore, I came up with a way.
Can someone who looks like Chiaki Naomi accept my letter and its contents?
It may be a little difficult to understand, but I am serious about it.
Chiaki Naomi, as you know, is a singer and a representative song.
She debuted as a singer in 1969 and is now 74 years old.
But 30 years ago, she suddenly disappeared from the entertainment world after her father, who is now a manager and president of an office, passed away.
Now that you've said it, please tell us what happened.
- Ms. Fujino? - Yes?
You live in a strange apartment, don't you?
- It's the first time I've been told that. - I can feel it.
I somehow understand it myself.
At this age, Chiaki...
- I've only heard of her name. - What kind of singer is Kate?
- But I don't know if she's a singer or not. - Oh, she's famous.
- She's a famous singer. - I've only heard of her name, Chiaki Naomi.
But I didn't know that she could sing such a wonderful song with such expressive power.
I was overwhelmed.
As for the lyrics of "kassai"...
To briefly explain the lyrics...
Even though I'm in a sad mood...
Even so, I sing with love, holding on to my feelings while watching "kassai" and "light".
That's the kind of song it is.
There's a lyric, "you who stopped me three years ago".
At the end of the song, only "you"...
I think of you, who is important to me.
I'm barely able to say it.
I was wondering if it's okay to leave it as it is, not the real thing.
- There's only one way. - I see.
I'm selfish because I want to get a reply for receiving the letter.
We also searched for various routes without being able to contact her.
- We couldn't find her at all. - That's right.
Maybe we can ask her about Naomi Chiaki.
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
I'm Naomi Chiaki's last manager and also the author of "The Reason for Naomi Chiaki's Silence".
- I'm Shinichiro Koga. - Thank you for having me.
- Nice to meet you. - Thank you for having me.
I was the last manager for a year.
After that, for seven years, there was a cafe where Naomi Chiaki would eat with her owners.
- I worked there with Naomi Chiaki. - What?
- You worked with Naomi Chiaki? - Yes.
I thought you wouldn't be able to meet her.
- It's been 20 years since I left Naomi Chiaki. - I see.
- I haven't been able to meet her even once. - I see.
When I arrived there, I asked Naomi Chiaki if she would come back.
Naomi Chiaki clearly said, "I sang for Naomi Chiaki."
Without Naomi Chiaki, I wouldn't be able to sing.
How did you feel when you left Naomi Chiaki?
You said you wanted to write a book, and Naomi Chiaki gave you a pen as a gift.
In fact, I'm going to print that book with this pen.
Mom, I'm really sorry, but I can't have that pen.
I'm sorry, but it's a treasure, so I'm sorry.
By writing about Naomi Chiaki in that pen, I can meet Naomi Chiaki.
So, Ms. Fushino, by listening to Naomi Chiaki's song, you will definitely meet Naomi Chiaki.
Naomi Chiaki is in the song.
In this case, I will look for someone who is really similar to Naomi Chiaki and call that person.
So I called someone who is closest to Naomi Chiaki.
This is the person. Please.
When the curtain of yesterday fell,
I sang a love song.
The message I received was
there was a black border.
I want you to stop me for three years.
When I started to move,
a reporter stopped me.
Chiaki.
I love you, Ms. Chiaki Namu.
I think you love me as much as I love you.
Mr. Koroki, please call me and say this.
Please don't make fun of me.
What is your favorite song?
I like "Kamome no Machi".
Wow!
It's very good.
Mr. Sugimoto Masato's song.
That's right.
Only you can sing "Kamome no Machi".
No one else can sing it.
A letter? What do you do with it?
I write a letter to Ms. Chiaki Naomi.
I can't do it.
What?
I can't read it.
I have no choice but to joke about it.
If you were to become Ms. Chiaki Naomi, what would you do?
Me? Become her and read it myself?
Yes, but you know it best, don't you?
Like you said, I will become Ms. Chiaki Naomi and read it myself.
You will read it yourself, won't you?
I see. I will show you Ms. Chiaki Naomi in person.
I think it will be easier for you to read it.
Thank you.
Are you convinced?
Then I will read it for you.
Ms. Chiaki Naomi, "Four Wishes".
"Fast Forward".
Is it bad?
It's a little difficult.
"Fast Forward".
We only have "croquettes" left.
I hope you don't lose "croquettes" version.
Ms. Chiaki Naomi in me is like "croquettes".
That's dangerous!
I think it's good.
It's getting better.
Thank you!
It's similar!
Is it similar?
Well, let's meet Naomi Chiaki!
Open!
Wow!
Wow, her eyes!
Naomi Chiaki, welcome!
As usual, the curtain rose and I sang a love song.
The news I received had a black cover.
That was three years ago. I left you at the station to stop.
A train started moving and I opened the door alone.
I met you, Chiaki, and I learned about music I had never heard of before, and I was able to connect with people I had never met before.
I learned about the joy of listening to music and my life became richer.
Many of the songs you sang with your soul can be sent directly to the emotions of the people in the lyrics.
For example, if a song makes you the protagonist of it, listeners will be able to become you.
All I wish for is for you, as a person named Segawa Mieko, to make every choice in life for yourself and to spend it healthily with all your heart.
Thank you for your hard work for such a long time. Haruka Fujii.
Chiaki Naumi, would you like to share your thoughts with us?
Yes.
Ms. Haruka, thank you for your wonderful letter.
I am very happy that there are still people who listen to my songs and are moved by them.
As usual, I spend most of my days at home, but please take care of yourself and have a good time.
Thank you very much.
Wow...
It's a very mysterious feeling...
I couldn't sympathize with anyone for a long time, but I was able to tell you how grateful I was.
When did you become Ms. Chiaki Naumi?
As I sang, Ms. Chiaki Naumi came to me.
When I met Ms. Chiaki Naumi in the mirror, I started to get nervous.
Ms. Tachi, how was it?
It was great! It was crazy!
I could only see Ms. Chiaki Naumi.
Thank you for taking the time to complete it so far.
Thank you very much.
It's a strange story.
It's a song of an ordinary person, but you were able to hear it clearly.
I thought it was strange.
That's right.
The person who requested it is here today.
Ms. Tachi.
You became Ms. Chiaki Naumi, didn't you?
I became Ms. Chiaki Naumi for the first time.
I thought it was amazing.
I saw it.
I have a letter for you.
You don't have to stay at home all day, do you, Chuck?
This program is brought to you by your requests.
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