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Beto no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite Around the bed, I take off everything
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete And unlock the secret room only for weekends
I keep dancing with my cheek on and on
I'm in love with you and I'm crying in my dream only for this moment
It's time for Stable Light Scream!
I am the director of Matsumoto Metropolitan, a stable light school that takes a sharp knife into the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
I'm your host, Masuda Saori!
At this Bureau of Detectives, based on requests from viewers, we immediately send out excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
You know, Masuda-san, these days, you know, this comedy show is kind of cold-hearted.
Huh? Cold-hearted?
Is it that bad?
No, no, no!
It's not good!
Especially for you, Mr. Matsumoto!
Director, I just said, Director, when you get off the Shinkansen, don't you always do this right by the door?
People who haven't done it and are saying it because they did!
I want to get off right away, right away, first.
Well, yeah, I want to get off as soon as possible, after all, I love Osaka so much.
Yesterday, when I got off that escalator in Shin-Osaka and saw the photo of the baby at Miki House, I thought I was back in Osaka.
No doubt, no doubt.
Now, let's move on to your first request today.
Yes, the first request was from Seiji Matsushima, 39 years old, who lives in Shiga Prefecture and is the president of a boxing gym.
I run a boxing gym in Shiga Prefecture.
I started boxing in my first year of high school. I knocked on the door of the prestigious Osaka Experience Gym.
At the time, I was mischievous and fearless, and at the gym I met a scary adult for the first time in my life.
That is my trainer Haruki-sensei.
Although he is small in stature, his arms are incredibly strong and impressive.
I was feared by all the naughty guys at the gym except me.
Especially sparring with Haruki-sensei was hell. I've done it many times, but never once.
Really, I couldn't hit him with a single punch.
Of course, I was beaten up every time.
For me in my teens, Harki sensei was an absolute adult mixed with fear and admiration.
Time has passed and I am almost 40 years old.
Harki sensei is also over 50 years old.
I want to do Sparring again and punch Harki sensei one more time.
In fact, recently, I thought I might be able to hit him with a single punch now.
Anyway, now is my chance.
Please explain it to me.
I can't even apply for Sparring by myself because I'm scared.
Detective, please help me.
A scary benefactor went down a little.
And it seems like there was another incident in his life.
I don't know what it is.
However, about 20 years ago, Harki sensei was in that boxing gym.
He is a famous person.
Was he able to do Sparring and hit Harki sensei with a single punch?
Please watch it.
This is the boxing gym run by Matsushima-san, the client.
He is the president of this gym.
My name is Tateyoshi Naitosukubi.
I'm Matsushima Kaito.
You have a fitness gym, don't you?
Yes, I do.
How much do you weigh?
I'm 90kg now.
90kg?! How tall are you?
I'm 168cm.
You failed your second fitness test.
I heard you wear a mask.
Yes, I do. Thank you.
When did you first meet Haruki?
When I was in the first year of high school,
I was a little clumsy at that time.
But I had confidence in myself.
I thought I could do it.
So I asked him to let me join the club.
And you went to Osaka?
Yes, I did.
I asked him to let me join the club.
Haruki-sensei was there.
He took a picture of me when I was in high school.
Wow...
You're pretty tough.
Yes, I'm a punch man.
What about your eyebrows?
I shaved them.
Did you fight?
A little bit.
What do you mean?
We fought a lot.
I drank a lot of water.
And I got a headache.
I wasn't afraid of anything.
You weren't afraid of anything.
But you were afraid of Haruki-sensei.
I was so scared.
I couldn't say a word.
I'm afraid of listening to Haruki-sensei now.
But you've been calling him "sensei" all the time.
When I was young,
I couldn't say "trainer".
Wow...
I'm Haruki-sensei.
I've said "trainer" by mistake.
I said "Haruki-trainer".
No, trainer!
Say it again!
I was told like that.
I'm Haruki-sensei.
The one on the right.
He looks great!
He does have a cheerful face, but...
He was also a trainer of Joe Ichiro Tatsuyoshi at the time.
What?!
He's been teaching world champions?
Yes, he was in Tatsuyoshi-san's second team and supported him.
He's a top-class trainer in Osaka.
Of course he's strong!
He was really strong!
He was like, "Since you're not good with left jabs, let's spar with only left jabs."
Your opponent will also only use left jabs.
"Left jabs" is what you're doing for yourself.
If I did it, I couldn't hit my punch and I would get hit.
I was angry and I threw him to the right.
Then, Haruki-sensei came in and hit me at the corner post.
If you don't follow the rules, you'll get into a fight.
Are you here to box?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Get out of here.
Next week, you'll spar with me.
You didn't get hit once?
I didn't get hit at all.
How long did you box?
I went to Osaka for three years.
After I quit in Osaka, I started working.
A boxing magazine came out and I was looking at it.
I was looking for a trainer.
I called him right away.
I want to be a trainer like you, Sensei.
Can you come back?
I don't want to be a professional or a world champion.
I wanted to hit Haruki-sensei in the face.
I was happy and grateful that I wasn't recognized at the time.
How old are you now, Haruki-san?
I think I'm about 54 or 55 years old now.
When I'm 55 years old, my body will start to shake a little.
Does it make you dizzy?
By the way, what are you doing now?
I'm boxing now.
"That's right." "It's between gyms." "That's right."
"You went to E-live, didn't you?" "Yes." "Now you might be able to hit it in one shot." "That's right." "Isn't there a chance?" "Yes."
"What's the chance now?" "I have Sensei's gym's Instagram."
"I started it up, but I want to go to such a gym." "Yes, yes." "What if?"
"He's really nice, but he really has a chance of having the tone of his voice or our "maximum" at the time."
"What's going on?" "What?! He's so nice!"
"As you saw, I couldn't bring it over." "Now I'm doing it like this, saying 'one, two'."
Go, go, go. Good, good. Good, good. It hurts, it hurts.
Okay, run and come back.
"Run and come back?" I've never been told that.
"What do you mean?" "Run, "maximum"! Come back!"
When I saw this, I was shocked. Seriously.
Oh, if it's like this, there's a chance.
If it's like this, I don't think I can hit it in one shot.
"What are you holding?" "Well, I'm holding a souvenir."
"What's in it?" "I'm holding an Owingi."
You're holding it very tightly.
"Here it is." "Wow, scary."
Excuse me.
I'm Ishida, a detective from the Detective Night Squad.
"I'd like to talk about Chairman Haruki." "I've been to the practice room."
"Where did you go?" "Out."
"Cool." "Which one is it?" "The one in the middle, the red one."
Oh, the shot is coming out.
Run, run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run!
Run, run, run, run, run!
No, it's not Ishida.
No, it's not.
It hasn't changed at all.
What should we do?
Can I talk to him first?
Yes, you can.
Chairman Haruki.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Actually, we have a request from someone.
We'd like you to do something for the chairman.
Who is it?
Have you met him?
No, I haven't.
But I think it's better for you to say it yourself.
Yes, yes.
May I?
Yes.
Please come in!
Hello.
Wow.
You've gotten fat.
Wow, what's your name?
My name is...
Matsushima, right?
What kind of student was he?
Well, he was in high school.
So I think he was honest and well-trained.
Why is it inappropriate for me to say it?
Let's talk about it properly.
Yes, let's talk about it.
Make it clear, you!
You're different from Fujiwara.
At that time, he said he was very scared.
I think I was the most scared at the time.
I think I was the most scared.
I think I was the most strict with people and players.
I think I was a kid in a very strict era.
Teacher, thank you for taking care of me for three years and I look forward to working with you in the future.
Thank you.
I'm Omigyu, the old man.
When I was in high school, I got sparring dozens of times.
But I've never hit you once.
So I'd like to hit you once.
Are you guys fighting?
No, no.
Is that funny?
No, teacher, we're not fighting. We're boxing.
I'd like you to spar with me.
Really?
Yes.
Do you think you can beat me with that body?
I saw you on Instagram and you were so kind.
You said you had a chance, didn't you?
I didn't say that.
You said you had a chance, didn't you?
No, I didn't say that.
You said you'd hit me when you were 55 years old.
No, I didn't say that.
Wait a minute. I really didn't say that.
Teacher, I didn't say that.
Do you want me to hit you?
No, you don't have to do that.
Will you hit me?
No, you don't have to do that.
Let's do one round for two minutes.
Yes, please.
Are you sure you're okay?
Well, I don't intend to hit you, so it's okay.
Thank you for hitting me.
It's strange that you're coming back.
But I think it's a lesson for you to keep doing it.
I've been thinking about it for three years.
I've only been boxing since I was a teacher.
So I'd like to teach you what I've learned in only three years.
But life has changed in those three years.
So I'd like to thank you for hitting me.
Blue corner, Chairman Matsushima!
Blue corner, Chairman Haruki!
It's a dream match between chairman and chairman.
Let's go!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
One more! One more!
Hey! Hey! Jump! Hook!
Go! Go! Go! Don't rest!
Go! Jump! One-two-one!
Show me your growth!
One more! One more!
Show me your growth!
One more!
I can't hit anything with this thing, can I?
Let's do it one more time.
Yes, let's do it.
Come on!
Let's do it!
Come on, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Hey!
Let's do it! No!
Let's do it first!
We can't rest!
Don't rest!
One minute!
Come on!
You got it!
Last one!
- Captain. - Yes?
How was it?
I underestimated him.
I thought he was completely out of his mind.
But he's getting better, too.
- And his growth... - It's good that he's getting better.
- You did it, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
I've never been praised like this before.
So, for the first time in my life, I was praised like this.
I'm happy that I was able to do it.
- Thank you very much. - No problem.
On the first floor, he does exercises for women.
On the second floor, he trains professionals.
And he is on the first floor...
No, not on the first floor...
On the first floor...
You should know better!
But what I remember is...
I remember how scary Director Matsumoto was on "Sunday Afternoon Theater".
Was he like that?
Kotoge's Matsumoto!
Wasn't he scary?
Not at all!
Now he is like "one, two, one, two"...
Now he is like "one, two"...
At that time, "Sunday Afternoon Theater" was very popular.
Hamada! Hamada!
Hamada was made by a devil!
Matsumoto was made by an angel!
Now, let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the following is a request from 54-year-old Noriko Kawano, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I would like you to request about a drum washing machine in my house.
Three years ago, suddenly, the door of the washing machine did not open.
However, for some reason, only my eldest son can open the door.
Since then, I have not been able to turn the washing machine without my eldest son in my house.
Of course, I have been taught and tried many times so that I can open it myself, but it does not open at all.
If my eldest son can open it, I should be able to do it too.
Somehow, I want to be able to open it and be able to turn the washing machine anytime.
Thank you for your request.
It's a strange request, but only my eldest son can open it in my family.
I have a father and a sister, but I can't open it.
Since I can only wash it at night when my eldest son is at home, I have only been washing it at night for three years.
Now, let's see what happened. Please watch the video.
Is it important?
It's very important.
It's been a long time ago.
How long ago was it?
Three years ago.
That's quite a while ago.
I have been taught and tried many times.
Of course, you have tried.
Yes, I have tried.
My son told me to take it and hold it.
But I heard you can't do it with your right hand.
You have to do it with your left hand.
You have to hold it with your left hand and say "kukuku gu".
I don't know what you are talking about.
That's all I can say.
Is that all you can say?
I heard you can't say "gugu".
You have to say "gugu gu".
I don't know. "gugu gu".
Nagashima style.
Nagashima style of explanation.
That's right.
I have tried it many times.
But I failed.
That's frustrating.
My son can easily do it.
Is your son good at it?
Yes, he is good at it.
He doesn't put much effort into it.
But for me, I don't make mistakes.
This is the washing machine.
I see.
It's open now.
It's open.
Should we close it now?
Let's close it.
Should we close it?
Let's do it.
We closed it.
Now we can't open it normally.
Let's do it.
See?
It won't open.
See?
Try it.
Can I?
I'll do it.
With my left hand...
"gugu gu".
I can't do it.
It's locked during washing.
I feel like that, but even my son wouldn't be able to open it, right?
Because it's locked.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right? But my son can open it.
I don't think it's logical.
I see.
Is it logical?
I should have seen it before I closed it.
It's true, right? It's true, right? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's locked, right?
Right?
Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
Do you have a tip?
I do have a tip.
But I can't tell you.
What is it?
I'm a little surprised right now.
Why?
I'm a little irritated right now.
Yes, I'm very irritated.
Can you explain it to me once?
Well...
You hold it like this...
And you press it like this.
If you press it like this...
It opens.
See? It's the same, right?
It's difficult for a linguist.
It's difficult for a linguist?
Can you explain it to me?
This is my best tip.
Then can you show me one time?
Yes.
Then I'll try it.
Yes, please.
You saw it, right?
Shall we do it again?
Do it again!
Well, I'll close it.
And I'll hold it like this.
Like this.
It doesn't open!
It opens.
It doesn't open!
It's impossible on the first try.
Why?
I can't hold it like this.
On the second try, it opens.
It has power in it, but it's not powerful at all.
Right? Right? Right?
In a way, it's natural, isn't it?
It's not natural if you say it's natural, but...
Today, everyone is bad at languages.
That's a problem for me, too.
Then, let me do it for once.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry if it opens.
But it looks like it's going to open.
No! No!
You want to open it, don't you?
I want to open it!
I want to go over there!
Not me?
I don't want to go over there!
Damn it!
It's true!
It's amazing!
It's true!
I definitely opened it!
I definitely did!
I definitely opened it!
I did! Right hand!
God's right hand!
It was right, wasn't it?
Please try it again.
What?
Why?
If you can open it, you can do it for the second time, too.
Can you open it?
Do you want to close it?
You closed it, didn't you?
I closed it.
I'll do it.
I opened it!
I'll open it!
Awesome!
Yes! Yes!
You're fast!
You're evolving!
Mom, let's go! You can do it!
Magic?
Wait a minute...
It's hot. It's hot.
Wait a minute...
It's a bad flow.
Wait a minute...
You can do it! You can do it!
It's coming, isn't it? It's coming, isn't it?
It's coming, isn't it?
Chance mode! Chance mode!
You can do it!
Why?
Wait a minute...
Why doesn't that flow come to me?
Why?
To explain the mechanism...
Well, this...
This is a hook, isn't it?
It's shaped like this, isn't it?
This gets caught here, but...
Look at this.
This...
This is slanted.
In contrast to this slant...
This hook...
This hook goes in...
It gets caught and...
It gets locked like this.
In this state...
No matter how much you pull it, it won't open.
Because it doesn't open completely...
The tip gets caught like this.
This one is like this, isn't it?
This one, right?
Yes, yes.
And...
This side...
This one, right?
This white one, right?
This one...
Is like this, isn't it?
And it gets caught like this.
And...
Even if you pull it this way, it won't open, right?
Yes, yes.
But...
I want to take this hook.
If that happens...
Which one should I move?
Which one?
How do you take it off now?
Without moving this finger...
Just like this...
Take it off like this.
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Which means...
You can do it this way.
Yes, yes, yes!
Right?
Yes!
Which means...
I'm telling you the answer!
Wait a minute...
Let's go!
Which one should I move?
Yes!
Wait a minute...
Ah, it looks like it's going to open, Robin!
Why are you writing it in English?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it impossible?
Is it difficult for girls?
Wow!
You did it!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Did you understand what I said?
Yes, I did!
I got it! One more time!
Yes!
That's it! Yes!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's open!
Wow!
It's really open!
Really?
It's open!
One more time!
It's open now, isn't it?
Wait, I'll hit it.
Yes.
Wow!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Can I do it one more time?
I think I can do it now.
I did it!
You did it!
The moment a woman of the same sex opened it, she suddenly grasped something!
She grasped it.
This is the power of the night scoop.
It's amazing!
Everyone, if you are in trouble, use the night scoop.
That's weird.
What's with that attitude?
What are you saying?
What's with that sudden...
It's amazing!
It's been 3 years since I washed my hair in the morning.
I'm so happy.
I see.
You're fine now, right?
It opens when you pull it.
If you pull it while you open it, it won't open.
I understand it a little.
Somehow, it's similar to a woman's heart.
Woman's heart?
What do you mean?
It's like opening a woman's heart.
Don't pull it too hard.
Pull it.
What?
What are you saying?
Everyone, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Echiko Shibano, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, who is 69 years old.
It's sudden, but there is someone I want you to look for.
It is a son who is in his mid-forties.
However, it is not his real son.
It is David Fafetz, who was homestaying in my house 30 years ago when he studied abroad from the United States.
He came to Japan when he was a second-year high school student, worked for six weeks and returned to Japan to study at a Japanese university,
graduated and got a job at a pharmacy, and met a Japanese woman at a university who wanted to marry him and want to invite him to their wedding.
He is like a really cute son who keeps contacting me every day.
However, as time went by, the house where David homestayed was demolished 10 years ago and when he moved,
he lost contact information about him and could not contact him at all.
I don't know where he is now and what he is doing.
I would like you to find my son, who I have not seen for more than ten years.
I would like you to find David Fafetz, who was homestaying in my house 30 years ago.
I would like to see you again.
Please watch the video to see if you can find David.
You want us to look for your son, don't you?
Yes, that's right.
Do you really have a son?
Yes, we do.
Other than David?
Yes.
How old is he?
He's about the same age as me.
He came here and my son studied abroad in America.
So, while David was here, your real son was abroad in America?
Yes.
He was like a "trade".
Yes, that's right.
So, you were more fond of your real son.
Yes.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like festivals.
It's decorated.
Yes, it is.
It's a family picture.
It's a good picture.
It's like "Beatles" and "Budokan".
It's a good picture.
Is this your father?
Yes.
It's nice.
This is my first six weeks.
It's written here.
I'd like to say a lot of things to my friends.
You'd like to say a lot of things to your friends.
Is this "d" and "g"?
That's right.
I'd like to say a lot of things about everything.
I think we are the best family out of the three families of Shiba Inu.
Dad, Mom, we love you all from the bottom of our hearts.
It's a nice sentence.
When we go out, we make a lunch box and give it to them.
But when we come back, we say "thank you" or "thank you for the meal" and give it back.
We say "thank you" and give it back.
But one day, I forgot my lunch box somewhere.
When I came back, my mom said, "First of all, look at the room I was in."
Then she put her new lunch box there.
I see.
She must have felt sorry for losing it for a day or two.
She must have been worried about it.
She must have been kind.
Yes, and she came back from dancing and studied Japanese after she came back to Japan.
She must have done a lot of things.
She continued to study Japanese.
She suddenly called me and said, "Mom, how are you?"
I'm in Miyagi Prefecture now.
I'm working as an international exchange worker in Ichigahama.
At that time, she was on TV when something happened over there.
She said, "It's on TV, so watch it."
Is it the other way around?
It's like a photoshoot at sea.
She made seafood miso soup and I ate it.
It's probably the best miso soup I've ever had.
She comments like that, but what's really delicious is mom's.
On TV?
You'll make me cry, won't you?
I went there for a while and got married.
Please attend the wedding ceremony.
Did you go to the wedding ceremony?
I went, I went.
Wow, you have a lot of experience.
Why did you request it this time?
I'm getting older and I'm organizing my life.
A lot of things have come out.
My consciousness about him has come out.
I don't know what he's doing now.
I can't reach him.
Pajamas and pasta that you were wearing at the wedding.
This is a little...
American.
David's style.
Do you have this with you?
Yes, it's in the cardboard box.
Did you register David's phone number on your cell phone?
I wrote it on my cell phone.
It's more like a phone number than pajamas.
Please leave your cell phone number.
Yes.
Which one did you say was a pharmacy?
Kitchinghammer.
If you work at a pharmacy...
What do you think of people in your area?
- There are people like that. - There are, aren't there?
We'll have to ask around.
I'd like to bring some miso soup that my mom said was the best.
- You made it? - Yes, I did.
I hope we can find it first.
We've arrived in Sendai.
- It's cold. - No, no.
I'm here with an international exchange student.
I heard you worked for an international exchange student.
I heard you worked for an international exchange student in a pharmacy.
I'm sure you know someone like that.
- Hello. - Hello.
I'm Hashimoto Tandera from Tandera School.
About 12 or 13 years ago,
a girl named David Fafetz came to Sendai and helped us.
Thank you for your help.
Yes, David was working in Shichigahama at the time.
Oh, really?
I was also attending the event when they were translating and such.
- I see. - So I saw David's activities.
Oh, really?
I don't know his contact details at this stage.
But I'm sure some of you worked with him at the time.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you, too.
We're working together in the same room.
It's close.
He always calls me every few years.
Oh, is that so?
He calls me at work, and then he talks to people he knows.
I'm trying to make sure that Ben is working seriously.
He used to call you "Ben" instead of "Chitom".
That's right.
He's an American.
That's right.
He got married in 2013.
Is this a business card?
I guess it is.
Where do you live now?
New York.
I've heard of you living there.
New York?
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a health care worker in a foreign country.
Do you have a direct number?
I only know your phone number.
Oh, really?
Do you have a home number or a cell phone number?
My cell phone number is...
What?
I'll go first.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I thought you were a young debitor.
I'm Saito, and we used to work together.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
How long do you work?
Twelve weeks?
Three weeks?
Oh, David!
Sorry.
Oh, no.
It was sudden.
Oh, no.
It was sudden.
Oh, no.
It was sudden.
I think he'll answer.
David, good evening. I'm sorry for disturbing you while you're sleeping. Please contact me.
He might pick up the phone again.
Hello?
David?
Hello? David?
Oh, it's Ben.
A special person wants to speak with you.
Hello?
David?
Yes, yes.
Oh, midnight? I'm sorry, it's very late.
Yes, yes.
It's a program called "Detective Knight's Cube" on Asahi Broadcasting. Do you know it?
I know it.
Do you know "Knight's Cube"?
Of course I know it.
What?
I know it.
How do you know it?
Is it similar to "Americano" and "Bichon"?
You're talking nonsense.
There's someone who's been looking for you.
Look at the people behind you.
Here we go.
Demi.
Good evening.
Do you remember me?
Yes, I do.
Why are you in Chichigahama?
Why am I in Chichigahama?
Demi, you know who I am, right?
I know you.
Who are you?
I'm your mother.
I don't look like you at all.
I'm glad you're my mother.
You want to be my son, right?
Yes, I do.
Mother.
Yes?
I'm sleeping now, but can I talk to you for a minute?
Sure.
It's huge!
Good evening.
Do you remember me?
Osmo?
Osmo, it's you!
I got this doll from you.
Isn't it 30 years old?
It's a 30-year-old doll.
My mother drew it for me and gave it to me.
It's in good condition.
You took good care of it.
It's beautiful.
How old are you now?
How old are you?
I'm 10 years old now.
You're 10 years old now.
Your Japanese is good.
I don't like it.
What?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Happy birthday!
David, you talk too much.
Give me something.
Mother, send him something.
What do you do for a living now?
I joined Sprout Life and worked there for about four years.
After that, I went back to my parent's house in America.
You went back to your parent's house.
You're an elite.
Yes, I am.
You're amazing.
You worked hard, didn't you?
By the way, I made miso soup for you if you see David today.
Miso soup?
Can I drink your miso soup instead of David's?
It's my miso soup.
My mother made it for me.
It's the best miso soup I've ever had in Japan.
I was in New York at the time.
I saw David on Facebook and was trying to find you.
That's cute.
The shooting was over.
When I was leaving, I got a call from David again.
Mom, talk to me more.
It was 3 or 4 o'clock, wasn't it?
That's right.
He called me "mom" like he did in Osaka.
I said "mom, it's been a while."
He was really nice, David.
That's because he has feelings for you.
He's really kind and nice.
Thank you very much.
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