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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room just for weekends...
...Sheik who keeps chasing you... ...Sheik o odori tsudzuketeru... ...Sheik who keeps chasing you...
...I dream of getting you... ...I dream of getting you...
...I kiss you with my eyes... ...Me wo hikikite kisu shiteru yo... ...I kiss you with my eyes...
...I am stronger than usual... ...Itsumo you ni tsuyoku... ...I am stronger than usual...
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(speaking in Japanese)
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(speaking in Japanese)
Would you like to wear roller skates and dance like Hikaru Genji?
The name of the group is "Two Genji".
Thank you for your request.
I see.
She invited me to dance.
I don't know if it's a request or not.
Before SMAP was released, Hikaru Genji was an idol and a super idol.
It was such a social phenomenon that everyone wore roller skates and sang and danced.
It was a huge idol group.
As you know, it starts with me saying that I can't dance in the first place.
Anyway, I went there.
Did the two of them really become Genji?
Please have a look.
Mr. Mizukami.
No, please don't call me "Kakkun".
No, you should call me "Mr. Mizukami" sometimes.
No, but I'm called "Kakkun".
You're "Kakkun", so you're "Kakkun".
No, my real name is "Kazuiki", so I'm "Kakkun" by chance.
Oh, I see.
You have one.
Yes.
The model you're wearing is a roller skater from the same manufacturer.
How much do you think it is?
I don't know!
It's 70,000 yen.
I don't care about that!
I'm sorry.
I like Hikaru Genji so much that I wrote a song for him.
For Hikaru Genji?
Yes. I wanted him to sing for me.
Hikaru Genji doesn't exist anymore.
That's why I want to dance with him.
- With me? - Yes.
You want to send it to Hikaru Genji someday, but he's no longer around, right?
Yes.
So you want to do it with a detective today.
Yes.
Are you okay? You're shaking.
Are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm still a beginner.
- You're a beginner? - Yes.
Wait a minute.
When did you start roller skating?
I started it in 1932.
- You started it in 1932? - Yes.
- That means you have a 14-year career. - That's right.
- Don't you always practice in a place like this? - No, I don't practice all the time, but once in a while.
- How many times do you practice a month? - Once a month.
- You don't practice at all. - No.
- If you don't know what kind of dance it is, I can't do anything. - Yes.
- Can you show me? - Yes.
Telephone box and coins in my pocket
I'll pile them up high and give you a dial
Angel of love, please connect me
Not "Daddy" for today
(Twinkle, twinkle)
Telephone box and coins in my pocket
I'll pile them up high and give you a dial
I'm sorry.
That's it.
Are you okay, Ikki?
When I sing one song, I look like Morohoshi-san, but I get really tired.
I think you're on a completely different level from Morohoshi-san.
Let's change places. Let's talk slowly.
Is it okay if it's not me?
Anyone is fine.
Anyone is fine?
But I think Takeyama-san is the best.
Why? I'm not an amateur.
But we have a lot in common.
We have the same birthday.
April 2nd?
April 2nd.
What year?
1950.
1950?
1950.
Actually, I used to be a fan.
What part of you was a fan?
You're late!
No, it's not like that.
You're late!
That's definitely a lie!
While researching about Takeyama-san...
What else were you researching about me?
Anything else?
Yes.
My name is Kazunori-san.
It's Takanori!
That's a complete lie!
What are you lonely about skating alone?
There's no one around me.
No one to praise me for it.
You can't talk to anyone?
But they're skateboarders, so they call me "Junior".
You call yourself "Junior"?
I'm always the one skating.
Ah, Junior is skating again today.
From Junior's point of view...
I think you're just a pervert.
That's right.
That's why I can't skate that much.
That's why we can skate together and have fun.
That's all you want?
That's right.
Even if you're not good at it?
No, not at all.
Just skating together is fun.
Just skating together is fine?
Yes.
I'll teach you, so please follow me.
- Wow, it's been years. - It's perfect.
- I'm an amateur, so I'll put this on. - Yes.
Oh, no. It's inside.
Wow, it's annoying.
It's annoying.
- You usually put it on, don't you? - That's right. I'll put it on later.
It moves on its own.
- I don't know. - You pushed it, didn't you?
- Why does it move on its own? - When you put it like this...
- How do you move it? - It moves on its own.
It's always like this...
When you put it on, it's like "stuck".
- Do you play with it? - It moves on its own.
- It moves on its own, doesn't it? - Yes.
- Which one do you think is heavier, front or back? - Front.
- Why? - Because of the brakes.
- Why don't you put it upside down? - Should I?
- It's strange. - Isn't it?
You're always playing alone, so you don't have anyone to ask you questions.
Just like that...
You're good!
- First of all... - How do you do it?
- Together. - One more time?
It's good.
It's not good at all.
You're doing well.
Takemo-san, it's so much fun.
It's not fun for me.
No, no, it's fun for me.
I know what you're going to do.
Yes.
I know.
Next, let's go back.
Back?
Back.
What are you going to do?
First, I'm going to have you do a half turn.
Takeyama-san, you have a good athletic nerve, don't you?
I can do it, right?
You can do it, you can do it.
Normally, you can't do it at this time.
I... I...
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
It took me a month to count back.
Really?
Yes.
Well, I only do it once a month.
But...
I see.
Yes.
I see.
Let's go with the choreography, then.
Already?
If you spin around me...
Angel of love, connect me with you.
Today, I won't be your daddy.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, twinkle in the sky.
My heart is pounding and it's still fun.
Your voice, your ears, your refrain.
I'll do it over and over again.
I can do it.
Junior!
If you'll excuse me, I'll do it with the juniors today.
- Mr. Takeyama? - Yes?
How's it going?
It's like this and like that.
It's going pretty well. Shall we do the actual show?
- What? - The actual show.
If you like it, that's fine.
- But I... - Don't you just want to go home?
Don't you want to quit already?
- Don't you want to quit because you're tired of asking for it? - What time did you start today?
I started at about 2 o'clock today. I rented this rehearsal room from about 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
What time is it now?
It's past 6 o'clock now, so it's been about four hours, hasn't it?
I'm at my limit, but I think it's about time for the actual show.
I'll give you a high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high high
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I can hear your voice and repeat it over and over again.
Did you make your dream come true?
No, it's enough.
At first, my dream was to skate with two people, but now I'm able to do something like a live show.
It was a really good day.
Yes.
What time is it now?
It's about seven o'clock at night.
I want to go home now.
You said you wanted to go home, and you said you were satisfied, so you wanted friends, right?
I see.
First of all, I was very satisfied with the meeting, but in the middle of it, the requester's roller skate naturally went forward.
So I was like, "What is this?"
As for the requester, I was like, "Would you like me to check this out today?"
After dancing once, I was like, "Should I think about it again?"
As you can see now, the requester said he wanted to go home.
So I was like, "What should I do?"
And I'm going to issue another request for it.
That's it.
No, it's definitely not solved.
The floor is crooked.
That's right.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes.
Next is a request from Kamiya Keishiro, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture, who is 11 years old and is in the sixth grade of elementary school.
Hello, everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Agency.
I've always loved ventilators.
I enjoy decorating and looking at collected ventilators or listening to sounds.
But I don't have friends around me who can talk about ventilators.
So I'm always alone and lonely and looking up ventilators on the Internet and so on.
As I was looking up various things, I learned that there was a great ventilator enthusiast named Mr. Murakami.
He has a lot of collections, such as rare ventilators, and his specialty is emergency ventilators, which is that he knows everything about ventilators.
"I really want to meet Mr. Murakami and become a ventilator companion. Detectives, would you like to help me?" he asked.
Excuse me, next to dance companions are ventilator companions.
No, but it's amazing that you're talking about emergency ventilators.
First of all, there was something called a ventilator enthusiast.
That's right.
Kei Shirook doesn't have anyone to talk to, so he can talk about ventilators.
That's why Mr. Murakami, a ventilator enthusiast, can make emergency ventilators.
I don't know much about emergency ventilators, but have you become a companion?
Yes, please have a look.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Are you Kenshiro? - Yes.
- Good morning, everyone! - Good morning!
- Ventilators! You love them! - Yes.
- Would you like me to show you the ventilators first? - Yes.
Wow! Amazing!
Wow!
- There are various kinds of them! - Yes.
- How many are there in total? - Fourteen.
- Fourteen?! - Yes.
- You know all of them, of course. - Yes.
- They are very cute! - Are they?
- Yes. - This is "Nationali"'s "fv-25pfp".
- It is made in 1980. - It means it was made in 1980.
- You got it 40 years ago! - Yes.
- Did you find it by yourself? - When a house was demolished,
- I got it from a house owner or a carpenter. - I see.
- How do you usually enjoy it? - I put it on my lap like this.
- Then I put it up like this. - Wow!
- I always put it up like this and enjoy it. - I see.
- What is it? - It is called "industrial pressure ventilator".
- It is a ventilator used in large warehouses and so on. - Where did you get it?
- It is from Yahoo Auction. - Yahoo Auction.
- It was sold at a reasonable price. - I see.
- I bought it for 1,000 yen. - 1,000 yen?!
- It is very memorable. - What is it?
- It is "nationali"'s "fy-25p-4".
- I got it for the first time two years ago. - Where did you get it?
- At a recycle shop. My grandpa bought it for me for my birthday.
- He asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted a ventilator for the first time.
- For the first time in two years?! - Yes.
- Then I got beaten up. - At that time?!
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- When did you get interested in ventilators and like ventilators? - About three or four years ago.
- So you were in the third year of elementary school. - Yes.
- When did you get interested in it? - When I was two years old.
- What?! - Since you were two years old?!
- When I was two years old, I thought the ventilators at convenience stores were cool. - Do you remember when you were two years old?!
- I don't remember. I had a lot of V23Zs. - I see.
- Ms. Murakami, you're amazing. - I'm amazing, aren't I?
- You have a different number of knowledge than me. - Yes.
- Especially, you have a dangerous ventilator. - What do you mean by "dangerous ventilator"?
- You cover your eyes and touch the ventilator and hit the makeup artist's shoulder. - What?!
- You have charisma among ventilators. - Yes, I do.
- Where do you work? - I'm a fan of Sakaishi in Osaka.
- You're a fan of this fan? - Yes, I'm a fan of this fan.
- Good morning, I'm a fan of this fan. - Oh, excuse me, I'm busy right now.
- Um, is Mr. Murakami here? - Oh, it's me.
- Oh, hello, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- May I come in? - Please wait for a moment for the patient's response.
- So, you're a fan of this fan, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- Finally, you answered me. - What is this? What are you holding?
- It's an air freshener. - Did you bring it on purpose?
- I found it! I found it! I found it! A signboard! A signboard! - Oh, you found it! You found it!
- A fan! A fan! - Thank you, I'm a fan of this fan.
- It's here! - It's here.
- Excuse me. - Oh, hello.
- Oh, hello! - Hello! - Hello! - Hello!
- Oh, are you Mr. Murakami? - Yes.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Ishida. - Nice to meet you.
- Are you finished? - I'm finishing up now. Can you wait for me for a moment?
- Oh, it hurts. - Oh, it hurts. - It hurts a little.
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Ouch? Why? Why?
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - Mr. Murakami! - Yes.
- You're a fan, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- You're a fan of this fan, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- In my case, I put the fan on the boundary of my muscles and bones and put it where it hurts.
- It hurts, doesn't it? - Yes, it hurts. I think it hurts the most in Japan.
- Hello, I'm Ishida, a detective. - Hello!
- Do you come here often? - I come here about once a week.
- Oh, really? Doesn't it hurt? - No, it doesn't.
- Oh, really?
- It's a weird sensation.
- It feels good. It hurts but it feels good. - It hurts, doesn't it?
- Since the last day of the show is over, I'd like to say again that I'm Kei Shiro kun who wanted to meet you.
- What's wrong? You're getting all excited. - I'm sorry. I'll do it properly.
- No, you'll do it properly. What's wrong? - I'll do it properly.
- Do it properly with your own voice. - Yes.
- I'd like to see your fan collection. Could you show me your fan collection?
- Yes, I got it. - How many fans do you have?
- I have 277 now. - 277?
- It's here. - What?
- It's this. - Oh!
- Is this where it's displayed? - That's right.
- I'll open it now. - Wow!
- Wow!
- This is amazing! - What is this?
- Wow! - Wow!
- I can see your expression clearly. - Wow!
- This time, we only have Mitsuhishi.
- This side is the latest one. - Yes.
- As you go further, it gets older.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You said "today" just now, didn't you?
- In a year or two, we might hold a national festival or a Panasonic festival.
- I'm speechless.
- It's all familiar. - It's not familiar.
- What? - What?
- Really? - Yes, it is.
- Have you seen all of them? - Yes, I have.
- What's this? - This is W-15 from Mitsubishi's windshield fan.
- What was it? - It looks like an A-line, doesn't it?
- I have no idea. - It's very rare. - It's very rare.
- I don't have it. - Really? - It's rare.
- I think this one is rare, personally. - This one is almost never released.
- It's for walking. - Yes.
- It's still on sale like this. - Yes, it's a limited edition.
- Yes, it is. - It's about 33 years old.
- The design hasn't changed. - Yes, it hasn't.
- Wow. - It's amazing, isn't it?
- And this one is... - Oh, this one!
- Isn't this the first one of the new compact? - Yes, it is.
- You know the word "new compact", don't you? - It sounds like a propeller.
- Yes, you're right.
- Let me turn it. - Can you turn all of them?
- Yes, I can.
- It doesn't have a switch, so it's directly connected.
- Wow, what a nice sound!
- What a nice sound!
Wow! What a nice sound!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Can you feel it?
It's amazing!
Mr. Murakami, do you enjoy cars?
There was a time like that, too.
When did you start?
I became interested in relationships when I was two years old.
Ouch!
It's the same!
Did you go to your relative's house and ask for a ride?
Or did you go to a zoo and ask for a ride?
I'm sorry, I'm asking you the same question.
Really?
Yes!
I heard you're going to meet Mr. Murakami today, so I brought a few cars from Toyoka.
I'd like you to give me a ride you have.
Will you do it for me?
Yes, I will.
Thank you very much!
Now, I'd like you to give Mr. Murakami a ride in your car.
You haven't seen it or touched it yet.
Excuse me.
Yes, is this enough?
Yes, can I sit in the back?
Yes, of course.
Here you are.
Thank you.
This is it.
This is a national car.
It's a national car and this spinner is it.
This spinner is it.
It's a national car, FV25PFP.
Is it moss green or blue?
What?
It's correct!
Wow!
Take a look!
Wow!
It's EFP.
I didn't know that.
Wow!
I don't know how to tie a string like when you ship it at a factory.
I know how to tie it.
Is it okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a thread.
The shape of the string is also a thread.
There is a vinyl in front of the feather.
This is a thread.
It's written on one side.
Oh, I know! This is VFH-15A1.
That's right!
If it was a sticker, it would be VFH-15J3.
Wow!
Keishiro-kun, how did you actually get to talk to Murakami-san like this?
It was a lot of fun and I learned a lot of things.
I did a lot of things today and I'm very happy.
Would you like to tell Murakami-san how you feel?
Um...
Yes.
I've always liked ventilation fans.
I've always been alone and touched ventilation fans.
I didn't have anyone to talk to and I was lonely.
If you could, would you like to be a fan of ventilation fans?
By all means.
Thank you!
I think you can have fun.
Thank you! I'm very happy!
It's like I'm really looking at Murakami-san's childhood.
It's not like I was little, it's like I'm about 20 years old.
Thank you!
In terms of content, it's like I'm 20 years old.
Wow!
That's amazing!
There was something that I could understand.
It was a little scary.
I'm like an emergency ventilation fan.
I can make a noise.
I can make sounds, too.
What?!
I want to see that more!
I can make some noise.
What is that?!
The noise is a little different.
I can stand up and stand up.
However, in this corona period, we were able to shoot a very healthy scene.
That's right!
I didn't know I could do that.
I didn't know there was a better environment.
That's right!
That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the last question of the day.
The last question is from Yuya Araki, who lives in Aichi Prefecture and is 37 years old, self- employed.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but say it.
"The other day, my wife went out to fish. She said it was very cold, but I heard it and sometimes had alcohol in it, so I said, 'That's exaggerated. If it were me, I wouldn't scream in the winter and I'd do it without changing my expression.'
However, I'm not good at bathing in water or going into a cold pool. Even in summer, I can't go into rivers or seas.
Fishing is very impossible, but I don't know what to do in front of my wife, who has said so much to her that it was so painful. Detective, please help me.
It's a big road I can't avoid.
Since I was a kid, I haven't been good at cold water.
I went to rivers and seas with my friends and family.
Even in summer, I can't go in.
I helped him.
Have you solved it safely?
Please take a look.
Please do something about it.
Even if you say that, what scale of water did you go into?
It's a population of water, so it's not a big deal.
You're talking big again.
It's not a big deal.
Who are you talking big in front of?
Stop it.
What is this video?
This is my YouTube.
Are you doing YouTube?
Yes.
That's where it goes up.
That's right.
What you did.
I haven't seen it yet.
I saw it while making it later.
It looks cold, ma'am.
It's a little cold.
Who's watching this YouTube?
Is it me?
No, it's people around me.
Aren't you tired of water?
My face is fine.
Knees up, neck down.
This area.
So you don't like cold things coming here?
I don't think I can do it.
Can you do it?
Wait, wait, wait!
This area is damaged.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
My face is...
Wait, wait!
What's wrong with you?
You're cold!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
Are you cold?
You're crazy!
You're cold!
You're cold and you're crazy?!
How can you watch this?
Is this the limit?
This is the limit, right?
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
No!
Down!
No!
This?
Wait!
My legs are going to come off!
Please do something about it!
Is that what you want me to do?
Please do something about it!
Please help me with this request!
Is that what you want me to do?
What should I do?
Well, for now, I'll listen to my wife's story.
Maybe you've forgotten about it.
There's a possibility you haven't thought about it.
I'm Detective Nightscube.
Nice to meet you.
Can I ask you something?
You have your own YouTube channel, don't you?
That's right.
Your wife's channel.
It's a YouTube channel created by an amateur.
Your wife's channel.
It's my wife's channel on its own.
Doesn't your wife like it?
No, she doesn't like it.
She doesn't like it!
Could you show me the waterfall?
The waterfall is...
It looked like you were having fun.
She gave me the camera and told me to film it.
Does the waterfall industry also support you?
Of course, it supports me.
Everything is under my control.
You didn't say anything about it, did you?
I told you I couldn't do business like this.
I told you again.
You told me again.
Basically, I'm a big mouth.
That's right.
The 'itadakimasu' incident...
Incident?
There's no room for 'itadakimasu'.
I thought you could at least say 'itadakimasu'.
I thought you'd keep an eye on me.
I worked so hard on this meal.
But you had no reaction.
I got a little more angry.
Of course you did.
I thought you wouldn't say anything.
You didn't say 'itadakimasu' either, did you?
When I said that...
You said 'itadakimasu' with all your heart.
That's how it's supposed to be.
That's why people say it's a matter of your sensitivity.
Oh, I remember now.
Can I say it again?
Say it again!
I always say it with my mouth.
Isn't it rude?
It's rude to say it with your mouth.
To say 'partner' with your mouth.
It's annoying.
It's getting more and more annoying.
What did you want?
Well, you know, a big company...
Someone to back me up.
Because you can't do it on your own?
Because I can't do it on my own...
Well, you know...
I told you I didn't want to do it!
You did?
Yes.
Now that you mention it...
Maybe you should tell me everything.
When we first met...
When we first met, you were really cute.
Were you two fighting in the past?
No, we weren't.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Wait a second.
What do you mean?
Please make me do a big company...
And get me back my cute husband from back in the day.
This is what my husband gave me.
Oh, well...
This one, please.
This one, right?
Well, then...
This is it, right?
This is...
After listening to all of you...
I'll do it for you two!
Please do.
Let's do it!
Please do.
I'll get you back!
How did you spend your time?
I calmed down...
And thought calmly...
And said, 'I'm sorry, but I don't want to do it.'
You were talking to your wife...
And your wife gave you some advice, too.
What was it?
Did your wife give you some advice, too?
Yes.
She used to say, 'My dear, please take your husband back.'
I've been thinking a lot about whether I should take this and deceive my husband and bring him back,
but I felt like it would be better for me to enter the waterfall after facing it properly.
Absolutely, yes.
I'll do the waterfall.
"Do it." "I'll do it."
"You can do it." "I'll do it."
I've already heard my wife's thoughts.
Whistle at your wife's child.
Whistle.
More and more.
One step forward.
So that the whistle doesn't sound.
The same hospital where my wife opened the waterfall.
We're here now.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
"Go ahead." "Waterfall."
That's right, today.
So, we've finished changing.
"Yes." "We're ready."
Isn't it a little strong?
I think it's about the same as my wife's.
Just let me get wet here.
The back of my head.
There's a seirate here.
If you just let me get wet here,
Please be careful.
Welcome.
Thank you very much.
Please come in.
Thank you very much.
Please let him see you.
Understood.
We're here now.
Master!
"Yes?" "Let's go!"
Master, who doesn't like water, said so!
Yes! One more! One more!
Yes, wet your back. Yes, wet your back.
No, it's too cold. I took a bath in water with a bath tub.
Yes, wet your body. Yes, wet your body.
Yes, good.
Yes, take a shot sometimes.
Yes, take a shot with a bullet.
Yes, good.
It's not over yet!
Hang in there!
It's not over yet!
Hey!
You did it!
Are you okay?
Like you did when you got married?
Are you close?
I'll do my best...
...so you can go back...
...to being a couple...
...that you don't care about.
Please...
...take care of me.
Please take care of me.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
I hope we can go back...
...to being a couple.
Thank you very much.
No problem.
How was it?
What should we do?
Let's listen to her more.
It's cold!
I can't talk!
That's right.
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
You did it a lot, didn't you?
You were really bad at it.
But when you first said it, you were like, "What should I do to quit?"
Your husband was also excited about how to avoid it.
My wife suddenly said something, so I got a divorce.
Did you really get a divorce?
No, no, no.
Well, this program is made possible by your requests.
If you accept our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
Also, if you come to our studio, we will give you a program-specific clarifying file.
So, let's cheer up and do our best next time! Thank you very much!
I want to replace the top and bottom of my lips!