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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...And unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...You keep dancing with your cheek on...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
A detective night scoop that takes a sharp knife into the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions...
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto, the director!
And this is my secretary, Osuda Shaori!
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau will dispatch detectives with the right information to pursue the truth!
Now, let's move on to today's first request!
Yes, first of all, this is a request from Rina Kosaka, 33 years old, office worker who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture!
Good evening, everyone at the Detective Bureau!
My daughter, who is 2 years and 7 months old, has been living with both her hands in a sticky state, so I asked her to somehow change her hands from sticky to dry!
A month ago, when my daughter was playing, for some reason her right hand remained sticky, which I thought was strange, so when I opened it that night while she was sleeping, I found a bloody blister on her ring finger. .
When I asked my daughter if she was afraid of seeing the blood or wanted to hide it, she didn't answer, but ever since then, I've been living with my hands dirty.
I don't know if it's because I'm hanging, but both my hands are dead now.
Even when I wash my hands, I'm stubbornly greasy.
Lately, my daughter has started holding things with just her thumb and index finger, perhaps because she's found it inconvenient, but it doesn't hold up very well.
The blood blister has already healed, and even though I told him that he wouldn't be scared if he opened it, he still wouldn't open it and I was worried.
This is a request to see if we can do something about it.
No, it'll work out pretty well.
Even if I'm sleeping, I'll always be like this.
My lung muscles build up here and I get a fever, so when I'm sleeping, I open it and wipe my hands, but I'll see if it's open or not.
Please take a look. It's okay. I want to see it. I want to see it as soon as possible. Please, please.
Ha, it's peaceful, look, the daily field, look, the beautifully blooming daily field, it's peaceful, ha, it's peaceful,
Yes, yes, it's ahe, yes, I'll open it, please open it.
Hello, Nodoka. Ha, Nodoka. Yes, hello.
Bisty isn't at the level of coming all the way to Shizuoka, wow, wow, wow, wow, Mana-chan, what are you doing? Goo, hey, Mana-chan, what are you doing? Mana- chan, Mana-chan, what are you doing?
Goo, Mana-chan,
I'm so tired.
Is it open?
Yes!
Shall we wash our hands?
Where shall we wash our hands?
Let's wash our hands.
I'm hungry.
Huh, like this?
Not like that, not like that.
Not like that, Manachan.
Like this, like this, like this, like this...
Oh!
It won't open.
No matter what we do, it's like this.
Wow!
So, rock-paper-scissors, too!
We'll definitely lose.
Because we won't say "rock".
Rock...
I see...
How do you eat it?
With these two thumbs and index fingers...
You're doing your best.
I tried to make it open.
Shiratama-dango and stuff like that...
Do you knead it?
Yes.
I've had it done before.
Knead it with your palms.
Knead, knead, knead, knead...
Knead...
I did it!
I'm having a hard time living in Japan.
I see!
Because you can do anything!
That's right.
Even when I play the piano, I use these two.
Wow, you're good!
It's hard to do that.
You're good at holding it, too.
You're good at drinking juice, too.
Wow, you're good!
If you were a kindergarten teacher...
What? Is it in there?
Yes, yes!
I was surprised!
When I looked up and looked down, my stomach came out so much!
I was surprised!
At least...
I haven't seen Pearl in this state for a month.
Even when she's sleeping...
So...
At least...
I want you to open it a little.
It's better to look for something that opens up, isn't it?
You're right!
Mana-chan, you can't do this!
Mana-chan, Mana-chan.
Mana-chan, look at this!
Nomi-soba!
Mana-chan, Mana-chan!
Nomi-soba!
Bread, bread!
Nomi-soba!
Bread, bread!
Bread...
Nomi-soba!
Bang! Bang!
My stomach hurts. It's about to come out.
Mura's is pink.
Kan-chan's is this one.
Mama's too.
I'll do it.
Here we go.
This is how you do it, right?
Like this...
Bang!
Oops.
Bang!
What about you, Mana-chan?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What about "bang"?
Bang!
Everyone say "bang"!
Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
[Laughter]
Do you want to do this? Do you want to do this? Do you want to do this, too?
Is it okay?
If you don't do this...
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Do like this.
Huh?
Oh!
It's about to open!
Open...
Do you want me to put it on you?
Oh! It's opening! It's opening!
Wow, wow!
Wow! Wow!
Open!
Do you want me to put it on you?
Just a little more!
Give it to me!
Just a little more!
Princess!
How do you like it?
It's so cute!
Princess!
Look!
It's pink!
Pink is nice, isn't it?
You can put it on me.
Yay!
You can put it on me.
Where do you want me to put it?
Here?
Where is your pinky?
Pinky!
Ah, it's my pinky!
It's your pinky!
Your pinky!
Where do you want me to put it?
It's already on you, so use a different finger.
Here!
Can I use a different finger?
Ah!
There, there!
Wow, it's so nice!
Go there!
Wow! It's beautiful!
Do you want me to put it on you from here?
Heart!
Open it. Open it and put it on.
Wow! It's cute!
It's easier if you open it.
Wow! It's on!
It's on!
I'll give you all of it.
I did it.
I'll give you all of it.
Thank you.
It's on fire!
Thank you for hugging me like this.
This!
What is this?
It's beautiful!
Show me all of it.
Wow! It's beautiful!
Show me all of it.
Show me a little more.
It's beautiful.
Open it a little more.
It's beautiful.
Wow! It's beautiful!
It's beautiful, isn't it?!
Spread it a little bit more.
bit more.
Alright, alright, alright.
- Wow! - Alright, alright.
- You stretched it out. - Yeah.
- See? - It stretched out!
- Let me see it. - Let me see it.
- Both of your hands. - Both of your hands.
It's beautiful!
Let me see it.
It's beautiful!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Amazing! - Wow!
- Look! - It's opening!
- Look! - Wow!
- It's opening! - Yes!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's beautiful!
- Wow!
- Wow! It's been a month!
- Show it to your mother! - Wow!
- It's beautiful!
- It's opening!
- It's beautiful! - It's very beautiful!
- What do you think? - That's not fair!
- Look! - He's amazing!
- Hello! - Hello!
- You're back! - Hello!
- Come here! - Hello!
- Sit over there! - Here?
- Look! - Oh!
- Your hand is in the frame! - Wait, wait!
- Wow! - It's open!
- Wow! - Look!
- It's open! - It's open!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That was long! - Not at all!
- Okay! - Okay!
I was licking the midnight scoop!
It's not good to leave it as it is!
Yes, I've been like this for a month, and I've been opening it for a long time after that, and now I've been doing it all my life.
But that wife was licking that midnight scoop, so I showed her that this was a midnight scoop!
Isn't this a midnight scoop?
Let's move on to the next request!
Next up is a collection of hilarious short stories by Sawabe Yuu Detective!
It's been a while.
It's been a while, isn't it?
Let me introduce you.
Kouki Matsunami of Osaka Prefecture, 25 years old.
It's been a while, but I remembered that the person who asked me to spit smoke out of my mouth in the midnight scoop ended up not spitting it out, and I tried various things in my own way.
Then white smoke began to spit out.
It's also a hundred shots and a hundred kisses.
Please look at it.
Really?
It's like that.
Next up is 38-year-old Mimori Rie of Shizuoka Prefecture.
When making mochi, I put in grated wasabi and heard that mold wouldn't grow well and tried it.
Since I put in a lot of it, I was worried if it would be spicy, but when I ate it, it was not only spicy, but also unpleasantly sweet.
It's very strange.
I've never heard of it.
When you put it in mochi, it becomes sweet, right?
Next up is 13-year-old Maruno Kotaro of Kyoto City.
When you write "Otsuka" in hiragana on a piece of paper with magic and when you write it, you can hear the sound of a trumpet.
You can hear it in a commercial song.
Please try it.
Really?
Kotaro-kun found it by himself.
That's wonderful, Kotaro-kun.
Next, from Osaka city.
Matsushima Yusuke-san, 27 years old.
In high school, there was a boy named Ichikawa who was terribly fast in the same soccer club.
He didn't stand up at all in the track and field club.
He was said to be a top class high school student in Japan if he was a serious short-distance runner.
He had never seen a person running in front of him.
That's cool.
On the other hand, I, who was one step behind in the soccer club,
have recently succeeded in losing 10kg by running in recent years after 10 years of graduation.
Now, I'm in the best shape in my life.
From what I've heard, Ichikawa is actually quite fat.
I think now is the only time you can beat that superstar.
Please let me compete with Ichikawa.
I will win.
That's all for our four stories.
How did you like them?
Getting white smoke out of your mouth.
This was 7 years ago.
Once, Detective Maeda challenged himself with just one story.
Although I did pass his little joke.
Well, well, well.
I'd like you to show it to us.
Your mouth...
It's nothing.
Well, then...
Please!
Wow! It came out!
Did you see it?
It came out!
What?!
It came out!
It was bubbling.
You close your mouth, right?
Then you close your mouth and make your lower lip bigger...
Make your lower lip bigger and do it about ten times.
You know, like this.
Do it...
Yes, yes, make it bigger and...
And at the end...
Breathe out...
Breathe out?
You can't breathe it out of your mouth.
What do you mean?
I see.
Make sure you don't open your mouth.
While you're holding it down...
Like you're trying to breathe it out.
Compress it.
The muscles of your cheeks and...
I'll do it again.
Okay.
Wow! It came out!
Wow! It's one in a hundred!
Right?
Yeah!
I knew it!
It's one in a hundred!
If you say it like that, it's actually a good joke.
You can do it, right?
Can I do it?
Me too.
You can do it.
I think you can do it.
You close your mouth and make your lower lip bigger.
You're really strong.
Wow!
It came out a lot!
It came out a lot, didn't it?
What did you do seven years ago, Detective Maeda?
It's a little joke. I could do it right away, too.
If you write "ootsuka" and "seiro band" as "magic" and "hiragana", is it called a theme song?
It's called "tadatata".
Actually, this time, we'd like you to come and actually listen to it.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
Speaking of "seiro band", it's "seiro band".
It's been more than 100 years since it appeared.
Is it called a theme song?
Yes.
♪ Ba-pa-ka-pa-pa-pa-pa-ka-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
You're right.
It's about using a rapper from the middle, isn't it?
It's a little bit weak...
You could have gone from the beginning.
I'll do it again.
I won't give you that chance.
Could you listen to me for a minute, please?
I'll write "ootsuka" and "seiro band".
Let's go.
(making sounds)
How is it?
You passed.
What do you mean by "passed"?
What?
I passed?
Yes.
Was it good?
Yes, it was.
I discovered it in Cochiside.
Yes.
There is a full version of it, right?
Yes, there is.
Can you sing it for me?
I forgot.
(making sounds)
"ootsuka" and "seiro band".
If you write it like that, you can sing it in full.
Is that so?
Yes.
Let me show you.
(making sounds)
That's amazing.
(laughing)
How is it?
Yes, it's a full version of it.
How is it?
You passed.
I did it!
I was worried if I would pass.
(making sounds)
When you put wasabi in mochi, it becomes sweet.
This is mochi rice, no. 2.
You put a whole wasabi in it.
You make mochi with this machine.
You put a whole wasabi in it.
It's not spicy.
It's sweet.
(making sounds)
You did it a lot.
You noticed it, didn't you?
There is a possibility that you didn't do it.
There is also a possibility that you didn't do it, but you just came up with it and sent it.
Without verifying it at all.
We believe in God.
I don't know about you, Detective Sabe.
I don't believe in you, Detective Sabe.
If you don't try it, it's a good rumor and it may not be spicy.
Shall we check it out?
Let's eat.
It's a little spicy.
If you put it in, it will probably be a little spicy.
Before the mochi is ready, put a piece of wasabi in it and it's done.
Let's see the mochi.
Wow, it's a mochi.
It's a little greenish.
It's not spicy.
If you say it's sweet, we'll eat it.
It's sweet.
It's so sweet that it makes me feel sick.
The client was right.
It's really not good.
There's someone you defeated.
Yes.
He's a superstar of your high school days.
Ichikawa?
Yes.
He was fast.
Yes, yes, yes.
When he ran, the school was in chaos.
He was a superstar.
You want to leave it up to Ichikawa.
Yes.
But if you think about it normally, it's impossible.
It's been 10 years since I graduated high school.
Oh, 10 years.
I've been on a diet lately.
I managed to lose about 10 kilograms.
That's nice.
Now is probably the peak of my life.
Now is the only time.
That's right.
He's here.
Please come in.
Uchikawa-kun.
Your belly...
It's showing.
How about your exercise?
I haven't done anything for 6 years.
You haven't done anything for 6 years.
What was the time back then?
In 50 meters, it was 5.7 seconds.
That's fast!
What was the fastest in Japan back then?
The speed of your feet?
That's right.
How many seconds?
6 seconds.
In the second half...
About 1 second difference.
By the way, how much heavier are you now?
Exactly 15 kg.
15 kg!
Yes.
15 kg is quite heavy, isn't it?
You're 15 kg heavier and you're holding a gun, aren't you?
This is a course with curves like this.
What do you think of it?
Well...
I think it's more advantageous for me.
It's more of an in-course race, isn't it?
Yes.
How about in-out?
It's totally fine outside.
He says it's more advantageous and you can win in- course.
You have high expectations, don't you?
It's hard for me to compete with you.
You have too high expectations.
Okay, let's start!
Let's get to first place!
Ready...
Go!
Ouch! My leg! My leg fell off!
My leg fell off!
I tried so hard to jump for 20 minutes and I was so high up and I fell off!
My leg just wouldn't follow me.
I can't get away from the ground.
You can't get away from the ground?
I can't get away!
You can't get away?
I can't get away!
I was the one who clung to the glory of the past and was so high up.
One more time, please!
What do you think, Shion-kun?
If you're going to say it like that, I don't care. Can we do it one more time?
You're getting way too excited.
Okay, let's do it! Let's do it one more time!
The last battle...
About...
Your position...
Ready...
Go!
Matsujima-kun said we should start!
Ishikawa-kun is going to jump from here!
Oh, he's going to jump from the outside!
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
Ishikawa-kun fell!
Ishikawa-kun fell again!
No matter how high you fall, Ishikawa-kun will fall.
That's right.
That's right!
He probably...
Won!
What do you have to say to Ichikawa?
Do your best and lose weight!
This blank is huge!
It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's funny how he says it.
Ichikawa has become a fan!
Smoke, smoke...
You put air in your mouth, right?
When you do this, the air is compressed.
When it's compressed, the water vapor looks like smoke.
Water vapor?
Water vapor is water vapor.
But somehow...
I feel like my life is going to be shortened.
I can't talk!
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day.
The last request is from Masaki Ito, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 48-year-old company employee.
During COVID-19, I've been having a hard time. It's a heart-wrenching day.
The other day, my wife saw me walking with a young woman.
When I got home, my wife said, 'Did you see me walking with a girl during the day?'
She told me that she and her co-worker were on their way out to go shopping together.
Then my wife said, 'I know that.'
Your face, smiling and happy with a young woman, made me angry.
It's a clue. My heart won't get better.
I think there are many people who are confused like me these days.
At times like this,
I want you to shout from the top of Tsutenkaku.
I'd like to listen to the funny worries and fun shouts of people in the city.
Thank you for your request.
It's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while,
but I'd like you to shout from the top of Tsutenkaku
and make me feel better.
Well, it's a popular project.
What kind of shout did you hear this time?
VTR, please.
"Onbu-meshi" project started on YouTube!
Everyone said they watched it, so I thought about how many views there were.
Only 53 views were played!
It's been a while since I've been in a new world!
Hello!
Oh, hello!
It says "kaman" on it, doesn't it?
What's in it?
Would you like to see it?
May I?
Yes.
What? What? What?
You scared me!
What are you carrying?
I'm a fortune-teller.
Is this a fortune-teller's doll?
Yes, it is.
Wow, that's cool!
Oh, you're friends?
Yes.
Hello!
Oh, excuse me!
Huh?
Um...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you have a name?
I'm Tororo.
Oh, you're Tororo.
Are you a detective?
I'm a detective.
Oh, that's great! Did you do something bad?
No, I didn't do anything bad.
Huh? Did you do something bad, Tororo?
No, I didn't do anything, Tororo.
Huh? Who did something bad?
I didn't do anything, Tororo.
Huh? Do you have a lot of information?
That's not fair!
I don't have a lot of information.
How long have you been doing this?
It's been five years now.
Mr. Ikkokudo saw me and told me that I could do it as a professional.
That's why I'm doing my best.
We're doing a song called "Let's go up and shout together."
Yes.
If you have something you want to collect, how about going up and shouting together?
I really want to shout.
I want to shout.
Okay, over here.
How's the view?
It's amazing!
Can we shout here?
You can shout here.
Yes, we can.
Take out everything and go home.
Yes.
Then, shout as loud as you can towards the city of Osaka!
Yes!
Due to COVID-19,
the number of people working in the clothing industry is almost zero!
By this year!
The income for eight months is 13,000 yen!
Corona is blue!
13,000 yen in eight months!
Income!
To be honest, how do you live?
Well, there are many things I don't eat for two days.
My grandfather, the elderly, and my father were there for me and looked after me.
But I can't keep it a secret.
My dream is to become the world's best fukuajutsu master.
Do you have your own technique?
Yes, I do.
I'll beatbox and you'll laugh.
Laugh? You can do that?
I can.
Wow!
Thank you very much.
I was planning to go abroad, but I couldn't because of corona.
I see.
I think it's time to expand our technology in Japan.
I see.
I'm taking it seriously.
I see.
What does Tororo say about it?
He says it's good.
Are you saying it now?
I wanted Tororo to say it.
Hello.
How old are you?
I'm 24 years old.
24 years old?
How about you?
I'm 26 years old.
26 years old.
This is a detective's night scoop.
Thank you very much.
How did you know?
I have something in common.
What is it?
My name is Makoto Kitano.
People call me that.
Actually, I'm going to have you shout from above.
Do you know that?
I've heard of it before.
Please shout your feelings for Osaka!
I love her so much!
I want to eat her!
That's disgusting!
What do you mean you want to eat her?
She doesn't just look good.
I want to get her inside of me.
That's the only reason.
The more you ask, the more disgusting it is.
What do you mean you want to get her inside of you?
Recently, someone asked me if I have a scab.
If you don't mind, I want to eat you.
Any advice?
I think you should break up with him.
Why don't you say something to him in Osaka?
That's disgusting!
I'm serious.
You have a family.
You have good kids.
Hello.
How old are you?
Seven years old.
Which grade are you in?
Second grade.
And you?
Fourth grade.
You have a nice pose.
Who did you get this from?
My dad.
You look good in it.
What do your friends say about you?
They used to call me "potato".
Can you sing a song for us?
Can you scream?
Yes, I can.
That's cute!
So, Moriya-kun, have you decided what you want to say?
Yes!
Then, scream out loud what you want to say to that Osaka girl!
I want to go to swimming school, but I'm a teenager, so it's embarrassing!
She said it!
Can you show me what you're wearing?
One, two...
So cute!
I was thinking about how to make it crooked.
So I put some ice in it and put it on top of it.
When you cooled your belly with ice, did it shrink?
A little.
It shrunk a little!
That's good.
Why don't you say something?
Anything is fine.
Please say it out loud!
My favorite warlord is...
Shikano Suki of Yamanaka!
So cool!
Hello.
Was it okay to be on TV?
Of course!
I'm the bar owner.
I have a question for you.
Do you have anything you want to shout out or stress yourself out about?
No, I don't!
Really?
Can you shout it out and go home feeling refreshed?
You should say that!
Are you the bar owner?
Yes, I'm the owner of Kitchen Bar Smile.
And I'm the bar manager.
When we first met, I was worried if it would be okay for me to talk to you.
I'm a little scared.
You look like you're scared.
You look like you're angry.
So, bar manager!
Yes!
What will you shout about?
About me?
I'm looking forward to it!
Thank you!
Please say it out loud!
Bar owner!
Listen to me!
100,000 yen is too cheap!
Say it!
Can you say it in a smaller voice?
I'm sorry.
How did you like it when I yelled at you?
It was refreshing, wasn't it?
I couldn't say what I wanted to say.
It was a good opportunity.
Thank you for putting up with me.
What about the owner?
I've been able to put up with you, so I can still put up with you.
You're scary!
Sparta!
You're scary!
Are you the owner of Osaka?
Hello.
What do you do?
I'm on my way home from school.
Are you a high school student?
Yes, I am.
What do you do for a living?
I'm in the literature club.
Literature club?
I write novels and paintings.
I'm not good at it at all, so I'm a little embarrassed.
I see.
So you paint like this.
What do you want to be in the future?
I haven't decided in particular.
Are you okay if you step on me?
I'm very nervous.
You're cute.
Do you have any worries now?
I'm worried about school and human relations.
What do you think of the scenery of Osaka?
It's beautiful.
You can really see the city of Osaka.
Have you made up your mind?
Yes.
By the way, what are you going to tell me about?
I have something to tell my classmates.
I see.
Then, shout out loud in Osaka.
Go ahead!
I don't have many classmates I can get along with.
Even if I try to get along with them, I'm nervous and can't speak well.
Sometimes I go to the insurance office because of nervousness.
But I want to overcome it!
I'll do my best to push you all forward, so I want you all to accept me!
Please get along with me!
Wow! You did your best!
Oh my gosh! I think I'm going to cry!
You're always nervous, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you get nervous when you talk to your friends?
Yes, I do.
Do you feel like you're not confident in yourself?
I wonder what it would be like for a stupid person like me to talk to you.
You think like that, don't you?
I do.
Oh, I see. I don't think you all have friends like that.
I'm not good at talking to people, and I thought I had to change.
I'm happy you gave me this opportunity.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me.
I was moved.
How nervous are you now?
I've calmed down a lot.
Oh, you've calmed down!
I'm glad you've calmed down!
You did your best!
I was really nervous.
I think I was brave enough to say that.
I think he was also able to talk to you because of this opportunity.
I hope you can make friends and change your life in the long run.
It was interesting.
It was a theme of "hungry" throughout.
I was hungry, but I wanted to eat girls.
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