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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... Spreading everything around the bed...
...A secret room just for weekends is released...
...Sheek keeps dancing...
...I'm captivated by you and I'm in the middle of...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
Detective Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions with a sharp perspective on the complex modern society.
I am Toji Matsumoto, the director.
and,
I'm Saori Moshida, secretary.
In our detective office, we will follow the requests of our viewers,
and find the best detectives in order to pursue the truth.
Alright, so we'll end this show with a pleasant ending.
We'll drink highball on Shinkansen.
- Great! - Great!
- That's right, we prepared it. - Today...
Please be careful! We can't buy highballs on Shinkansen!
- We prepared it a year ago. - That's right!
- We can't sell it. - We can't sell it.
No, we'll follow the rules!
- Yes. - We didn't ask you!
We asked you if you'd sell it to us, and you said you wouldn't.
No, we didn't sell it.
- We asked you if you'd deliver it. - Oh, you're right!
- Ha-ha-ha-ha... - Ha-ha-ha-ha...
- He's always confused. - I'm wearing a Toshiya's bean.
- Toshiya's bean! - I'm wearing a Toshiya's bean.
I was wearing a mask, so I probably thought you were really Toshiya.
- I'm wearing a bean. - I'm wearing a bean.
Alright, let's go with today's first request.
Yes, first of all, we have a request from Yuu Fujita, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Please investigate what happened to the parasites who changed my life.
I am now working as a tri-women association,
but from 1997 to 2010,
as a youth overseas cooperative,
I was active in the hinterland of Africa.
At the time, in Africa,
the epidemic of guinea worm infection was spreading,
and there were millions of patients.
I was involved in treatment support,
but at the time, I collected about 400 guinea worms,
put them in a bucket, and brought them back to Japan.
As soon as I returned home,
where did I hear it?
From great teachers in Japan,
I received a lot of requests
to separate guinea worms,
but as I was told,
I kindly sent guinea worms
to all 26 teachers.
Actually, during the epidemic,
guinea worms are about to extinction,
and around next year,
it will be world-wide big news.
Now that I think about it,
I regret that I did a terrible and wasteful thing.
Already extinct from this world,
during a very rare epidemic,
guinea worms, which also caused doctors to give up,
if possible,
I want you to give me one back.
Detective,
I can't ask you,
to give me back what you gave me,
alone,
but I want you to help me.
Guinea worm infection,
is a disease that is spreading very widely in unhygienic places,
and now, that guinea worm infection is about to extinction.
This seems like a really amazing thing,
and only natural islands have exterminated this epidemic in human beings.
That's why,
guinea worms are extremely rare now,
so I want to keep at least one in my hands.
That's what it is.
However...
Is it going to end this week?
For now, I'm going to put them all together in my stomach.
I'm going to put them all together in my stomach.
Please see if the one I gave you came back.
Guinea worm.
What is a guinea worm?
A guinea worm is,
a parasite from ancient times,
such that it was discovered even in mummy.
It is a parasite that parasitizes in human bodies.
It is like this.
Oh, you wrote a picture for me.
It is a parasite that parasitizes in ponds.
After a year, the person who drank the pond water
will come out of their feet.
They will go around the back of the human body,
and from there, they will shine all the time.
They will stick between the skin and move like this.
Towards the feet.
At this time, it hurts all the time, doesn't it?
It hurts a lot. The most painful thing is when it comes out.
They break through the skin to give birth to larvae.
"Feet?" "Feet." "The skin?" "The skin."
The ladies said it hurts more than giving birth.
Does that mean it comes out of Africa?
It is a disease that is popular in areas where there is no clean water.
You don't need this, do you?
There are only a few dozen of them in the world.
It is a kind of mutated parasite that disappears from this world.
It is very precious.
I think there are about a million of them now.
"This one?" "Yes."
How many did you have originally?
Originally, I took 400 of them and brought them home.
If you had 400 now...
"Four." "It's four hundred million."
Does it spread quickly if you have a gear worm?
It's so rare. Why does such a little girl have it?
It spread quickly.
There was a teacher who raised about 100 of them at once.
I regret it the most.
"She raised a million of them." "Yes."
If you just put it in a place where no one sees it, I think you'd like it back.
Do you remember the person who raised it?
I don't remember.
It's dirty, but I left a note.
Wow!
"You're holding it down, aren't you?" "Yes."
Did you contact him in person?
It wasn't easy.
I didn't ask him to give it back.
But I didn't say it.
Is it only one-sided?
Do you have to contact him in person?
There are many people who are still studying or who have quit school and can't contact them anymore.
Among them, let me ask you about the Guinea worm.
The person who said "OK" is the member behind you.
Have you ever met him?
No, I haven't.
Did you just send him a message and that's it?
When you sent him the Guinea worm...
I sent Matsuda Hajime sensei of Dokkyo Ikarai 100 Guinea worms.
Yes, that's right.
Matsuda sensei has passed away during this period of 15 years.
According to various stories, it is this cute sensei and professor who have been dragging him down.
What should we do?
If I say it, it's fate.
That's right.
Shall we leave it for later?
Shall we leave Dokkyo for later?
Yes.
First of all, are you Professor Fukuma of Kurume University?
Excuse me, hello.
Hello.
Are you Professor Fukuma?
Yes, I am.
Didn't you receive the Guinea worm about 15 years ago?
Well...
I have some information about the university.
I put it in a film case with a postcard and sent it to you.
I'm not sure if you received it or not.
It's almost the same.
I put it in a film case with a postcard and sent it to you.
With a letter.
Well...
The surface...
Did you receive it?
That's enough.
It's used in class as well.
Ms. Shimada, I'm sorry to bother you.
Did you receive a guinea worm?
Yes, I received it. I remember it well.
It's in the mailing list of the Paralympic Middle School Association.
It was spreading in the Paralympic Middle School Association.
You didn't know about it?
I didn't know about it.
It's still displayed in the museum.
It's displayed in the museum! That's great!
What is it?
Ms. Shimada...
I can't, I can't, I can't...
It's displayed in the museum...
In the museum...
Anyway, I received a photo and a specimen from that person.
That person is...
Yes.
This person.
Yes.
On behalf of Nagasaki University...
Thank you very much.
Once again, I would like to thank you.
If you have it here in dust,
can you give it back to me?
Can you retrieve it? That was the story.
I can't.
You can't?!
You said you'd give it to me!
No, of course not.
For you, Professor Nonaka...
There is a small specimen room in the department.
Yes.
I've been displaying it there for a long time.
I don't know how you feel about it, but...
If you allow me to use it...
That's...
As a professor, I'd like to thank you.
If you have it in dust,
can you give it back to me?
I have it.
Oh! You have it!
If you need it...
It's bad for the insects, but if you cut it in the middle...
No, I don't like it.
You don't like it?
You like it round, don't you?
I want you to change it to round.
I raised my hand.
Teacher, it's okay. Please leave it alone.
Oh!
After this, there is a teacher who raised 100 insects.
What? 100 insects?
That's right. We still have that many left.
If you think we don't have that many left, please tell me.
Okay! I got it!
I thought we could raise about 200.
It's difficult.
We still have...
100 big-mouthed customers.
I don't know this person.
I'm Kawai from Dokkyo Ika University.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
At that time, there was a person named Mr. Matsuda.
It was this woman who gave Mr. Matsuda big-mouthed insects.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
I was there at that time.
What?
She didn't come directly.
She went there directly?
Yes, yes, yes.
You have big-mouthed insects, don't you?
Yes, we do. We received them.
Can you miss this opportunity?
No, I can't.
Let's meet and talk about how you feel.
I think Ms. Fujita wants to reunite with you.
Oh, yes, yes, yes. I understand.
This is your last chance.
How do you feel now?
I definitely want to get it back.
Get it back?
Do you have a strategy or a way of negotiating?
I brought some souvenirs from Africa.
African instruments.
This is probably what it is, isn't it?
Or...
It's a cloth for draining water we used to use on site.
That's why we don't drink guinea worms and stuff like that.
No, guinea worms are worth millions of dollars.
Yes, hello.
I'm sorry, you're so cute.
Earlier...
I'm sorry.
You're so far away.
First of all, you took it with you, didn't you?
I brought it with me.
The reason I remember it so well is...
The person who brought me the guinea worm...
They brought me this picture.
And I used a scanner and it said "2006" on it.
So I'm sure it's 2006.
It's a picture of a six-year-old girl with three guinea worms coming out of her wound in one go.
It was a rare occasion.
And...
I brought this, too.
This...
Do you have it?
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Guinea worms...
Yes.
I have one at home.
Can you show me?
It's been a while since we met, Fujita-san.
That's right.
This is it.
How many are there?
It's really string-like.
There are three or four of them now.
Three or four?
Yes, yes.
This...
Is this all of it?
This is all of it.
This is it.
This is all of it?
Yes.
Did you get more?
Guinea worms?
About 100.
Oh, really?
What's up with you, 97?!
I don't know if Mr. Matsuda gave it to me from there...
I see.
It came with 100's of feelings.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
That's not enough.
Are you in charge of them?
Can you give me one only?
Give you one only?
Guinea worms?
It's not about giving you one only...
Well...
They were originally from Fuji...
They were free of charge!
Everyone took them for free!
Isn't that terrible?!
No, no...
I know it's precious, but...
What should we do?
Well...
What should we do?
Can you give me one only?
Guinea...
Guinea what?!
Guinea worms are impossible!
Wow.
- I'll take this one. - This one.
- Can I have this one? - Yes.
- This one, this one, this one, please. - Oh, this one...
Can you let me out for a moment?
Oh, it's long!
Give me this one!
No, I can't do that.
- Please forgive me for that. - You can't?
- Well, you're so thin and small, so let's shake hands. - Yes.
Take care of yourself.
- Yes, please return it. - Thank you.
- She returned it.
- It's small, but... - How do you like it, Ms. Ujita?
I'm happy. It's worth one million yen.
- But you won't sell it, will you? - Not at all. It's a treasure.
So, is it a treasure or is it Ms. Haruki?
I think you can push it away now, Ms. Haruki.
How do you like it, Ms. Haruki?
- It's like... it's like... it's like a strange exchange. - Yes, it is.
- You want me to return it in a kotatsu? - Yes, in a kotatsu.
You can take the vineyard as a chopstick.
- If you're watching this video and you're wondering... - If you're watching...
I really want you to return it.
- But even if it's one million yen... - Even if it's one million yen...
- You should know it. - You shouldn't return it.
- So... - You shouldn't return it.
You shouldn't drink it when the bottle is open.
- You should know it. - You should know it.
You shouldn't drink it when the bottle is open.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the next request is from Mr. Kinji Kumekawa, 13 years old, first year of middle school.
"I have a special skill. It is to be able to fart freely.
I can breathe in air from my butt and fart it out.
I've been doing it since the fourth grade of elementary school and I think I'm improving a lot.
I would like to make even more use of this special skill.
So, could you help me with this special skill so that I can do some amazing Onara skill?
Thank you for your request.
Yes, I'm Onara lover, Night Scoop.
When I was in fourth grade of elementary school, I suddenly became able to do it without anyone teaching me.
Can you say that this is a gift from God?
So, could you help me with this special skill?
Here you are.
This is the client, Kinji and his father.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Can you really do Onara freely?
Yes, I can breathe air.
Breathe air?
Yes.
Where?
My butt.
Does it move like this?
Yes, it does.
What do you think of your son like this?
He is my proud son.
Your proud son?
Yes, he is my proud son.
Are you breathing now?
Yes, I am.
It's moving.
What?
It's moving.
Is it moving?
Yes.
Why is there color?
Tell me you can do it.
I'm breathing now.
Are you breathing now?
Yes, I am.
I can do it now.
You are out of your mind.
You are breathing air.
How do you breathe it?
I spread my throat like this.
And I use my abs like this.
And I breathe air like this.
This is how you breathe air.
You open your throat like this and breathe air like this.
Let's check the pressure of air.
Please put it down.
Please charge it.
If you want to do something amazing with this fart,
only this person can do it.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
He is Koiguchi Ichikawa, a fart comedian.
Nice to meet you.
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
What?
He is a legend who has farted seven times.
Really?
You shouldn't say it yourself.
He is the first fart comedian.
No one has followed him since then.
He has been farting since he was in the fourth grade of elementary school.
Since I was in the fourth grade of elementary school?
Since you were in the fourth grade of elementary school.
I was in the fifth grade of elementary school.
You're fast!
You're faster than a legend!
You suck it in, charge it, and release it.
I do the same. I suck it in, charge it, and release it.
You do the same?
Yes.
I've already eaten two whole meals today.
It's easier to suck in air when it's completely empty.
Because the power is different.
As expected of a legend!
You've been eating for two days!
It's been two days. It'll be about two days soon.
You say you want to learn some amazing technique.
What do you think of such a young man like that?
I'm really happy.
You're happy?
Yes.
Oh, you're an adult!
Please teach me as much as you can!
Yes.
I have to give you a little shock.
That's right.
Rappa.
Yes, it's just a rappa, but I'll show you a little.
Three, three, seven seconds.
Do this twice.
Twenty-six times.
First of all, if you say "yes" in a row, you'll get it.
It's similar. The way you do it is similar to Kinji's.
That's amazing.
You're a legend.
The way you look at me is a little different.
Of course it's different!
I'll give you a shabon ball.
This is quite difficult.
You have to send it in softly.
It's tough, isn't it?
It's dropping. It's dropping.
This is an arrow.
I'm going to blow it with the power of a blowgun or something like that and break the balloon.
It's hard to blow without pressure, isn't it?
I respect you.
I didn't know it at all, but I want you to do it.
It's a balloon.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's cool.
As usual.
Oh, that's good.
No, it's not the volume of a middle school student.
No, no, it's the opposite.
It's about a middle school student's voice.
No, it's not at all. It's more of a "puff" sound.
Is there a chance you can do it?
I need a lot of practice, but I still don't have enough power.
Even so, we're going to start training now.
Put it in the hole in your butt and see how far you can go at the moment.
Nothing, really, no lecture.
No lecture.
It's a slogan.
Stand up firmly.
What?
It doesn't fly.
It sounds so good.
But I don't understand the principle at all.
I understand everything.
Wait a minute!
Doctor!
I'm crying!
Tears of regret!
This is frustrating!
No, it's my ten years!
Ten years!
You're amazing!
Well, you were anxious, weren't you?
I'm not anxious at all.
There is no power at all.
It doesn't fly.
Balloons don't walk with this.
No, no, it's suddenly tough.
No, no, it's not that sweet.
When you suck it in, there is an important abdominal movement.
Oh, it's working!
It's working!
This movement.
This movement is important.
You can see how much you're sucking in by using objects.
Here it is.
Well, it's a blowback.
How much can you do?
How many of you have three of them?
I'm already at three.
Three times one.
I need three times the air pressure.
You're amazing!
No, this is difficult.
You have to be able to do it if you don't have the power in your mouth.
That's right.
You're sucking it in now.
You can do it!
Can I borrow this for a moment?
No, you can't.
Can I do it?
I did it.
Can you really do it? Do you want to try it?
Dad, do you think you can do it?
I believe I can do it.
Let me know how you feel in action.
I'm ready!
Dad, thank you. You won't fail, will you?
I believe I can do it.
Now, let's see if Kinji can blow up a balloon with his fart.
Here we go!
It's difficult.
Difficult? But you can do it, right?
Yes.
Dad, I'll do it for you.
Answer me how you feel!
It went in!
[Cheering]
I'm happy.
Your son did it!
No, no, I didn't do it.
You did it!
I'm proud of my son!
It's a ridiculous material.
No doubt about it.
Isn't there a better technique?
I want you to do it.
Challenge?
Yes.
This is like a bullet train.
You take a balloon and run away.
Isn't it a unique technique?
It's the best one.
Yes, it is.
It requires energy and accuracy.
You can do it!
I've done it before.
What are you doing?
Can you do it for me?
I'll do it for you.
Please concentrate!
I'm sorry. It's a little strict.
I can't see what you can do.
It looks a little difficult.
It looks difficult.
But do you want to try it?
Yes, I want to try it.
Shall we try it?
It's good.
It was good just now.
Oh, it's in!
I'll do it!
Oh, it's in!
It's close!
It's good!
It's amazing!
It's close!
When it went in, it went in like "chabon"!
This is the best way of getting in.
I knew it!
It was good just now.
It's in!
It's the final case of getting in.
It's amazing!
It's in!
I'll do it!
It's in!
Wow!
Master, I'm sorry!
Master!
Did you feel good?
Of course I did!
I'm proud of you!
Amazing!
The way you drank it was amazing.
It was like sucking it in.
Master Koikuji is amazing.
He's been around for 100 years.
I want him to become a fart comedian in the future.
I gave one of those tools to Kinji.
But Kinji's dream is to become a baseball player.
You don't refuse, do you?
No, it's okay.
Of course you'd prefer that, don't you?
That's right.
Let's move on to the last request for today!
The last request is from Kazuomi Nishio, 53 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
Good evening, everyone at the Matsumoto Investigation Bureau!
I work in construction in Nara.
During this time of year, I had work at a site where I couldn't put a heavy machine in, and I was digging soil with a scoop.
Then, from a depth of 30 centimeters, a retort curry 33 years ago came out.
33 years ago is Showa 62.
Showa, Heisei, Reiwa...
Retort curry that has spent three languages ​​in the soil.
The package doesn't look like it'll hurt and you can eat it.
Detective, please eat it for me!
Thank you for your request!
It's been 13 years.
I've said it before, but I don't know what it means.
Please eat it for me!
I've said it before, but I don't know what it means.
Even in Iiyama, detectives have to work hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
First of all, can we eat it?
Yes, we can eat it.
How is it?
Can we eat it?
I've said it before, but I don't know what it means.
Please eat it for me!
It's been 33 years, isn't it?
It's been 33 years or 34 years.
When did you find it?
I found it at the end of last year.
Did you throw it away?
Did you bury it?
I heard that curry is delicious if you boil it down.
You boil it down too much.
It's hard to boil it down for three days.
It's been 33 years.
Do you have anything?
I have something.
You look happy.
But it's more beautiful than I thought.
If my father was buried in 1933,
I think it's better than I imagined.
Because you can read the material.
This is helpful.
I feel a little relieved that I can read the material.
Let's eat it.
No, I'm fine.
It's like I tasted it when I ate it.
The person who made it said that.
That's why I don't like it.
Please watch over me because I haven't eaten it.
Why does a detective eat it?
What's with that poisonous eye?
I'm annoyed, but I'll say it.
Eat it. Really.
Eat it. Please eat it.
Let's check it out.
Even the manufacturer looks beautiful.
Please.
Let's call him.
Yes, this is Okumura of Japanese Seasoning Food Co., Ltd.
Is Japanese Seasoning Food Co. Ltd. a company that makes curry and retro food?
Yes, it is.
By the way, do you still make curry?
Yes, we do.
Is Farmic Beef Curry for Professionals your product?
Yes, it is.
By the way, in my hands...
Yes.
Well...
Oh, rice is ready.
It's full of air.
Curry is full of air.
By the way, I happen to have that beef curry from 33 years ago.
Yes.
Do you still have that beef curry from 33 years ago?
No, I don't.
Then, it must be precious.
Yes, it is. Could you show it to me?
May I show it to you?
Yes, of course.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
You still have that data from 33 years ago.
All right.
It looks pretty familiar, doesn't it? The signboard.
Mr. Japanese Seasoning Craftsman.
Oh, hello.
Oh, can I make a call?
Yes, it's me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
And you two are...
Quality management.
Quality management! Thank you very much.
And at the time, we were making that curry.
At the time...
At the time... Curry... Huh?
You were making it?
We were making it.
Then it must be legendary.
That's right.
Wow! And is this...
This is the curry we're making now.
Beef curry! Gold!
What do you think of it? Don't you want to see it from 33 years ago?
I want to see it.
Yes, I do.
I want to see what's going on with it.
Does it feel nostalgic, seeing the package?
This nostalgic floor...
It's unthinkable.
It looks crazy.
It looks crazy!
I'm happy!
Wow!
This is...
You're getting close!
Oh, it's soft inside.
It says '62, '32, '77'.
That's right. That's what it means, right?
This is the manufacturing date.
Manufacturing date!
Yes.
1962.
March 27th.
It's 33 years ago for sure, right?
Yes, it is.
You're very active!
If it wasn't for you, this would have grown and bursted.
It would have expanded in two or three years.
Does it usually expand?
Yes.
Then, it must be the company's package...
That's right.
I see.
This is a package.
I see.
It's not gold in it.
If it contains gold, the gas will come out of it, right?
Does it run out of gas?
Yes, it really smells.
If it was technology at the time, it must be made in excellent technology, right?
I can't believe it.
We are doing a preservation exam now, but we have never done it for such a long period of time.
It's very valuable data.
It may be valuable data.
As a quality management department.
There is no bag or hole, so I don't think you can eat it.
I can guarantee the taste, but it's sterilized, so is it okay?
Is it okay for a mouthful?
It hasn't melted yet.
It's warm.
Nothing is broken.
It's amazing.
I'll eat it.
It's open.
I'll eat it.
Is it okay for a mouthful?
I can smell it.
I can smell the ingredients.
It hasn't melted yet.
It smells good.
It's beautiful.
It's different from what I imagined.
Is it okay for a mouthful?
It's okay for a mouthful.
There is no problem in terms of aroma and smell.
Here you are.
Please.
(laughs)
It's a little bad.
(laughs)
It's a little bad.
A little?
Yes.
Ah, it's a little bad.
That's why it's the worst.
(laughs)
If it's really bad, it's really bad.
It's a little bad.
It's okay.
Yes.
Yes, that's right.
I'm going to eat it.
Oh, it's gone.
Oh.
I can't say anything.
(laughs)
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
It's not like it stinks or anything like that.
It's a little bad.
(laughs)
I can't say anything about it.
It's okay.
Oh, it's gone.
There's a little bit of it in there.
It's true that the taste is strong.
I can't taste the umami because of the scent flying around.
It's a little bad.
(laughs)
Can you see the rotten marroni?
I put a little curry on it.
(laughs)
The taste...
The taste changes a little, but it's soft.
It's soft.
(laughs)
Wow.
(laughs)
I see.
You made the taste you have now with this.
The woman is waiting for your request.
We, detectives, will investigate the person who applied for your request.
Let's meet again next week.
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