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Detective Night Scoop
It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in a complicated modern society,
and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions.
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Masuda.
As you can see on the screen, we follow your requests and immediately hire detectives to investigate.
We're going all out!
That's right!
In 2021, what should we do as detectives?
What are you talking about?
No, in 2021...
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's our first show in 2021, and we're just getting started.
That's right!
I'm wondering if you have any aspirations as Director Matsumoto.
Oh, well, I'm also thinking of replacing detectives with new ones.
That's a little...
The placement of my glasses is also bad.
Your glasses...
I want you to take your glasses off.
Formation...
Well, I want to work hard with these members again this year.
Thank you!
Now, let's have the first selection today!
Yes, first of all, we have a request from Kanae Oseki, 45 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
Today, I would like you to ask me for a long-term wish.
I've always been thinking secretly that I'd be very strong if I fought.
Before I got married, I worked at a bank.
However, even at that time, I always repeated the simulation when a robbery came, and in my head, I repeatedly abused robberies.
But in the real world, you don't have a chance to test your strength.
Could you give me an opponent and a place to fight as much as you can?
Thank you for your request.
That's amazing.
I'm a housewife in Aichi Prefecture, but I'm strong because of something.
You don't have a basis, but you're strong.
And Mr. Oseki is a normal housewife and has no fighting experience.
I can't suddenly fight in the city by myself.
I've been looking for an opponent who can fight without holding back.
Let's see what happened.
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Oseki.
Nice to meet you.
I want to fight.
I can't imagine it from the atmosphere.
Since I was little, I've been watching "Monday is Mitoko Gate" and "Tuesday is Oka Ichizen" because of my grandfather.
I think I'd be strong if I fought, but I haven't met such a situation.
I've always wanted to fight, but I'm confident that I can dodge and throw no matter how much I'm attacked.
Why are you confident?
I don't have the image of losing because I haven't done it.
I always have a delusion of winning.
That's amazing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll try it.
You're fighting with only your feelings, aren't you?
I feel a little happy, but...
Secure!
After fighting, if the culprit turns around and says, "Secure!"
I want you to come without holding back.
It's been my dream since I was in elementary school.
I've been imagining it for decades.
I've been doing martial arts and judo.
I also did student pro-wrestling.
I also did rugby.
I want to say, "Don't underestimate such a one-on- one battle."
But pro-wrestling is a lie, isn't it?
I wish you could run away.
I've been waiting for you.
It's been seven years since we met, but when I first asked you, you said you didn't know the beauty of pro- wrestling.
I don't understand. I don't understand what you're making up.
I'd like to have a serious match.
Can you give me a minute? I won't do it with you.
I might win.
I've heard what you want to do, and I think Jujutsu is the best.
I'm Yoichi Suzuki.
I'm Takemoto Seijo.
As for suppression, it's like judo or wrestling, suppressing with your chest.
If you do this, you'll get burned when your opponent's friend comes to help you.
That's a great idea.
When the third party comes, you can run away.
That's what I'm aiming for.
If you do that, you'll get burned when your opponent's friend comes to help you.
I'm really worried about my friend.
In our Brazilian Jujutsu, we call it "knee on the belly".
"Knee on the belly"! That's cool!
After you throw it, you suppress it too much.
I threw it.
If you do like this, when someone comes, you run away.
Can I turn my head a little bit?
I'm sorry. It's called "hand on the berry".
Let's do "head on the berry".
Can you do it?
I think I can do it.
What's up with you? You're amazing.
Shall we do it?
Wait a minute.
Your feet...
Oh, I should do like this with my feet.
Don't do like that.
Oh, you're good.
"Head on the berry".
Stand up.
Stand up and...
You know, you can hit like this.
It's fun but difficult.
You're looking for someone like that, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Right?
Can I read you a letter?
"Sakurasa Yamamoto, 30 years old from Aichi Prefecture".
"I met pro wrestling when I was 30 years old".
"I'm totally into it now".
"While watching it live or on TV",
"what's going on with this technique?",
"I also want to try a pro wrestling technique".
These thoughts overflowed.
"But I don't have anyone to fight for me".
"Detective",
"please find me someone who I can fight seriously with".
"Thank you for your cooperation".
You're a pro wrestling fanatic.
That's right.
Can you really fight in pro wrestling?
Wait a minute.
Can you fight?
Yes, I can.
Please continue your practice.
I'll continue talking with this person.
The next person is...
Hello.
When I went to see you for the first time,
I was totally into you.
You have a cute atmosphere.
You're as far away as a pro wrestler.
I'm already into you.
I can feel it.
Really?
Thank you.
You have a good sense of humor.
I also want to try this technique.
It's called "paradise lock".
"Paradise lock".
It's a technique.
Can you do it?
It's quite difficult.
Wait a minute.
It's like...
I love pro wrestling,
but I think you need a lot of help from your opponent.
Actually,
there's someone who wants you to defeat.
I know you even though you're not my opponent.
There's someone who wants you to fight.
Really?
Can you do it or not?
I'll do it.
She's as motivated as you are.
Really?
I'm nervous.
I feel like I'm cheering for you.
Sportiva Arena asked me to do it.
You're very excited, aren't you?
I called a teacher.
Yes.
She's here!
Nice to meet you.
Her name is Saki Akai.
Isn't it quite difficult?
Yes, it is.
Here we go.
Hey, let me go!
When I play professional wrestling matches,
I usually put my hands up like this or pull my hands like this.
Then it's easier for me to win.
Do you think you can do it?
I'll do my best!
You want to catch up with me, don't you?
Please teach me.
Yes, I can do it.
Please dance for me.
I like your voice.
I know how to lock.
Up, up!
And, and, and!
Yes, yes, yes!
I know it! I know it!
Yes, yes, yes!
And!
That's it!
And!
Sit down!
And put your hands up!
Do you know Achilles tendon?
Turn it upside down and...
Ouch!
This is the best!
Great!
More this way! More this way!
Yes, yes, yes!
Come on!
Up!
Good!
Easy! Easy!
More! More!
Tear it! Tear it!
Ouch!
That's it!
Go ahead!
Today...
I'll fight for you!
Yes!
I wonder...
Can I lose to...
This cute girl...
I'll teach you a lesson!
Now...
It's the battle of century!
Yamamoto Sakura!
Obiki Kanae!
Yamamoto Sakura!
Referee, Takara Masashi!
I'm going to go and get my foot.
We'll have an interval of two minutes and one second.
And the winner will be decided by giving up and holding out for ten seconds.
Are you ready?
Yes!
"Me on the berry" from Tomoe Nage.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's starting!
Jojo vs. Bruce's distance is getting longer!
Will the berry come out of Tomoe's hand?
Are they going to fight with one eye open?
They're fighting!
It's broken!
Oh!
It's in the middle!
Will it come out of Tomoe's hand?
Using force...
It's in the middle!
Will it come out of Tomoe's hand?
Use your own hands!
With force!
Use your weak hands!
Use your hands!
Use your feet to bend your opponents' knees!
It's in the middle!
Will it come out of Tomoe's hands?
Wow! What is this match?!
It's more interesting than I thought!
I can't kill you!
I can't lose you!
It's fun!
Yes! The pros are having fun!
It's fun!
Ready...
Go!
Let's go!
It's starting.
Ok, robot, robot...
Go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go, go!
Go!
[shouting]
[bell ringing]
[shouting]
Thank you very much!
You look cute, so I thought you were cheating on me.
You are the best!
You are the best, Ozaki-spirits!
[applause]
I'm glad.
I didn't think they would look at us like that.
I know, right?
They were really serious about it.
I see.
Yeah, I'm glad about that.
That's amazing.
One of my sisters got really poor and sometimes she made us eat that kind of food at home.
We didn't have "eat on the merry".
You just remembered that, didn't you?
Okay, let's move on to the next guest.
Next, we have a request from a self-employed 45-year- old manabe hirohiko who lives in osaka prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
I would like you to do something about my ponga- style abnormality.
Ever since I was in my 20s, I have been doing things for people who come to me to buy takoyaki or cotton candy as a volunteer when there are events at elementary school or shopping streets.
One of them is ponga-style.
However, the last step of making ponga-style will definitely explode.
We don't know the cause clearly and it's in a state of uproar.
Detectives, could you do something about this ponga- style abnormality? Thank you for your request.
Okay, as you all know, this is ponga-style.
It's a nostalgic style of ponga-style.
They put rice in an iron pot and put pressure on it to make it explode at once.
It's called "ponga-style".
The person who requested this ponga-style bought it used 20 years ago.
The way it explodes when it's made is so...
Ponga.
It comes out so much.
So we went there. Please have a look.
That "ponga" type.
Yes.
That "ponga" type, right?
Yes.
Doesn't it fly away?
It does fly away a little, but it's more than me.
Do you do it for your job?
No, I'm a health care worker, so I do it as a volunteer.
Do you do it as a volunteer?
Yes.
I sometimes pay for transportation and materials myself.
What is your business like?
I think there was a part where I wanted to make children happy.
Is it all like that around here?
Yes.
Can I have a look?
Yes.
There's popcorn.
This machine is good.
You have it, don't you?
At a movie theater or something.
You have it, don't you?
What about this "baby castella"?
It's "baby castella".
There's "baby castella".
There's also "issues".
Oh, this is new.
It's new.
I can't do it without learning it.
The total is 1,300 yen.
It's a big "baby castella".
This is "baby castella".
Yes.
This?
Yes!
This is nostalgic!
Yes, yes, yes!
There's a net here.
Yes, and you put it in here!
Yes, that's right.
That's why!
The net will definitely fly away!
Yes, it will fly away like snow.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
You're ready, right?
Yes.
Can you do it with this?
Yes, I can.
Yes.
Then, first of all, let me pull out the blue sheet.
The blue sheet?
Yes.
What do you pull out of it?
If I don't pull it out...
Something big will happen.
Something big will happen?
No way! It's really big!
It's like a flower vase!
Is it OK like this?
Yes! First...
It's like this...
Here...
Rice...
One scoop of rice.
One... One scoop!
That's a lot of rice!
So that the pressure doesn't come out...
You're closing the lid, right?
Yes!
So that the pressure doesn't come out...
Yes!
Does it have to be that tight?
Yes!
You've closed the lid properly!
I'll turn on the heat.
Is that how you do it?
I'll turn it.
You're warming it up evenly, right?
That's right!
The moisture in the rice evaporates and the pressure increases.
It increases...
That's the principle.
I'll close it properly and raise the pressure up to ten.
It's about one pressure now, right?
Yes!
This is up to ten pressure.
Then...
The pressure goes up...
Yes! Here!
Here!
And here...
The lid opens up!
Yes!
This mechanism hasn't changed in the past.
It hasn't changed.
This...
I think you have to go here.
Nine...
Is it coming?
I'm scared!
Will it work?
Did it work?
Will it work?
Here we go!
Wait!
When I say "ten", move!
Here we go!
Three...
Two...
One!
Three...
Two...
One!
What?!
It doesn't make sense at all!
It doesn't make any sense at all!
I thought it was too big!
Just throw it away.
I want to try it.
That's right.
It's nostalgic, but...
It's embarrassing to ride on this island.
This.
You can do what you can do.
There's no mistake in the process of making it.
Because you can do it!
Look, there's a reason for it.
Probably...
I think it's from this gap.
That's right.
It comes out with that much momentum.
I've closed my eyes.
I don't know.
I'm sorry, but...
How do you do it up close?
But anyway!
First of all, what's going on!
You have to know the situation!
I understand!
Wait a minute!
Three!
Two!
One!
To be honest, I can't close my eyes!
I'm afraid I'll stand like this for now.
- Here we go! Can I take it off? - Yes.
- Three, two, one! - I took it off.
I can't see anything.
- It's all white. - It's like steam.
I put my camera in here, too.
Can you see the smoke?
- I put it in here. - I think you can take it off.
- Three, two, one! - Let's see.
Instant death.
It's like flash.
- Bang! And it's pitch black. - It's pitch black.
That's how powerful it is.
Our guest is a little far away.
He's remote and amazing.
He's a legend who created this shape for the first time in Japan.
We have Mr. Yoshimura with us today.
Hello, Mr. Yoshimura!
Hello!
Mr. Yoshimura! Mr. Yoshimura!
Mr. Yoshimura!
Hello!
Thank you for your time!
Is it true that you made the ponga style?
Did you make the ponga style?
Yes.
Mr. Yoshimura, were you a science teacher or a science teacher?
I was a primary school teacher.
I see. How did you come up with the ponga style?
As a primary school teacher, I wanted my children to have something to eat.
I wanted them to have something to eat.
That's all I had in my mind.
Yes.
You two are quite similar.
Did you watch the video?
Yes, we did!
Do you know what caused it?
Why did it fly away like that?
First of all, you didn't hit it with the handle.
Handle?
Shouldn't you hold the handle?
Because the stick and the handle face up.
I see.
First of all, hold it like this from below.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Are you holding it?
Are you Director Matsumoto?
What do you think?
Who drew it for you?
I drew it.
Why is it naked?
Let me see.
Like this?
Like this.
It's reflected from behind.
Is there anything else you were concerned about?
The net is covering only this much of the stick.
What?
Look, the net is covering only this much of the stick.
It's completely different.
In my case, I think it's about this wide.
It's definitely wide.
It's coming out of there.
How to close the lid...
If you close it too much, it will fly away because of the force when you hit it, right?
Is it too tight?
You don't need explosive force when you hit it.
You need to control the force.
It's coming out more and more.
That's it.
First of all, when you hit it, you turn it down.
It moves a little.
Remove that part.
I'll do it.
How to close it...
If you close it too much, it will loosen.
And this is it.
This gap.
Because of the structure, I can't fix it suddenly.
I'll hold it first.
And I'll raise it.
And I'll hold it and hit it.
Then it's red here.
I think it will change a lot.
Yes.
Slowly.
You've done it one more time, right?
Yes.
You passed.
I passed.
Good.
I fixed it.
I'll do it.
Wait.
OK.
3...
2...
1...
Oh, it's not small at all!
Not at all!
If you do this, you'll definitely get scolded.
Yoshimura-san, how is it?
If it's like that, yes!
Yes, it's fine.
If it's like this, it's normal, right?
Yes, yes!
Yoshimura-san...
Thank you very much.
How is it?
No, I can't tell the difference at all.
Well, if you say it like that...
This ponga machine...
He's the first person in Japan to make it.
Legend!
Mom!
Legend, where did you go?
Legend, thank you very much!
Yoshimura-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Good luck!
Legend!
Thank you very much!
You're not in the picture!
Legend is not in the picture!
What a big hand!
Mom!
Next time, teach me how to do it remotely!
Please!
Wow!
It's really a little thing!
It changed in an instant!
Wow!
Legend!
Wow!
It's amazing!
During the war, when I was reading in the library...
I saw an opportunity to expand foreign grains...
So, if you make this and inflate the rice...
Even with little rice...
Children can eat a lot of food...
So, I decided to make it...
In Japan, for the first time...
They invented the moving type of iron...
It's amazing!
But, maybe nowadays, children...
They might be happy about it...
They might like it!
It's a lie!
They might like it!
But, when I did it in a shopping district...
My father in the shopping district got really angry!
He got angry!
What a waste!
Everything is a lie, just like my father!
All right, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Maki Tsukamoto, 41 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture, and she is a housewife.
"I love kitchen sponges, and after spending about four years collecting them, I ended up with an enormous number of them.
I would like to know how many of my own collection I have now, but it is impossible for me to count them alone, so detective, please count them with me!"
And also, please listen to my story about kitchen sponges. Thank you very much!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
No, I don't have that many of my own...
But it's impossible for you to count them all, right?
I don't have that many.
Do you have ten or not?
I don't know if I have ten or not.
Well, I have some, but...
I'd like you to see them.
Here you go.
Oh!
Be quiet, be quiet.
You can't count them?
I don't think I can.
I have jobs as a housewife, and I wash dishes...
That's obvious.
Surprisingly, I can't do that.
What?
You can do it, right?
Please have a look.
Where is it?
It's in my room.
If you have one in your room, you can count it.
I can't count it.
That's strange.
Strange?
- It's here. - Where?
Here.
No! No! No!
Not this one! Not this one!
This can't be right!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hey!
I was surprised!
Hey!
Is this the time to have fun?
Wow!
This is like a junkyard.
It's not a junkyard. It's a sponge room.
A sponge room?
All sponges.
- Are they all sponges? - Yes, they are.
Why did you collect them?
I've liked the smell of urethane since I was little.
Suddenly, about four years ago,
I realized that kitchen sponges were also urethane.
Then I realized they were like this.
Cute sponges or sponges you want to wash.
There were cute sponges like "dash tokina".
I don't know which one is cuter.
That's true.
"Dash tokina".
This is cute, isn't it?
It's 100 yen for four of them.
- Is it this big? - Yes, it is.
- It's for display. - What is it for?
It's for display.
- Do you know "kikuromoe"? - It's for display.
It's the world's first patch sponge.
What?
- Do you know "patch sponge"? - Patch sponge?
It's the world's first patch sponge with patched urethane.
It's the first in Japan.
- Kikuromo made it. - I see.
Before we count, let me organize this room.
- Yes. - Let me take this out.
- Yes. - Clean it up and count.
- Do you have a vacuum cleaner? - Yes, we do.
- Really? You've never used it, have you? - Yes, we do.
- Really? - We use it every day.
- Every day? - Yes, we use it every day.
It's strange.
- Let me take it out for now. - Okay.
- Everything is important, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
I feel sorry for the TV.
If it was here, people would be like, "What are you looking at?"
I think this is for the entrance.
No! I'm throwing it away!
- It's clean now. - Yes, it is.
- Doesn't it feel good? - Yes, it does. It's strange.
- That's a lot of sponges. - Yes, it is.
I'll make something so you can see what I've counted.
- There's a living room or something, right? - Yes.
- Can you wait for me there? - Okay.
- Yes, I'll wait for you. - Okay.
Tsumo-san! Here you go.
Here you go.
How is it?
Here you go.
Are you going to throw a sponge in here or something like that?
Yes, I'm going to put it in here.
I'm going to put it in a pretty place like this.
If you leave the sponge like this, you can't be friends with it.
If you put it in here, you can't be friends with the sponge.
Like this.
If you leave it like this, you can't be friends with it.
Everyone wants to be friends with the sponge.
- So let's put it in here. - Okay.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Let's put it in. - Let's put it in.
The staff will sit here and count all the sponges we've put in.
- Here we go. - What?
- Look at this! - What is it?
- It's a sponge you can only buy at Hypron's aquarium. - Yes.
- What about it? - This is cute.
- Piglet. - Yes, it is.
- Do you know Piglet? - No.
- You don't know him? - Not at all.
- Look at this. We're becoming friends. - You're right.
- Look at this. - Afternoon tea sponge.
It's dirty because I'm Japanese.
- Here you go. - Okay.
- Here's the 100th one. - Wow.
- Here you go. - Wow, Chifa!
- How much does it cost? - How much do you make?
It's an original sponge made by a famous Osaka sponge company
at Mahna Funty's Mahna Festa.
- You made it? - Yes.
- Everyone asks you to make it. - Yes, everyone does.
There's only one sponge.
- The only one in the world. - The only one in the world.
I wrote you on e-live that I want you to listen to me talk about sponges.
Like this one, right?
- This one goes here and there. - Yes, that's right.
I want you to listen to me talk about it.
So I'll listen to you.
This is a sponge from Disneyland. Isn't it cute?
- No. - Isn't it cute?
Yes, it is.
This is a sponge from Kyusu Mall in Kansai.
Oh, really?
Here you go.
This is a sponge from Gachapin.
There are so many kinds of sponges.
- Yes, they're cute. - Yes, they are.
- They're cute. - These are four sponges from Seito - kyo.
- Four. - This is from a magazine called Lettuce Club.
- It's a collaboration with Oe-san. - Yes, tell me about it.
200 yen for this! 200 yen for this!
What should I do with this?
I still have more!
You still have more? Are you surprised yourself?
I can't think of anything else.
Oh, this is...
This is from...
This is from Senzai.
Daruma. Is this daruma?
- Mango. - Mango.
- This is... - Mango.
- This is also a discontinued sponge. - Really?
You're going to buy this, right?
This is from Kenuka-san. I'll put in the second sponge.
Okay, it's exactly 500 yen!
It's exactly 500 yen for this!
It hasn't decreased at all!
It's scary in here.
There's a lot of stuff packed up in here.
This is a popular sponge on TV.
It's called "dusky sunser sponge box natural".
It's famous for this.
I'm not interested!
I'll put in one.
- 800 yen for this? - I'll put in two.
- 802 yen. - I'll put in one.
- 803 yen. - I'll put in one.
804 yen.
I'll put in ten.
It hasn't decreased at all.
I'll put in panda.
It's chestnut!
It's not chestnut! It's slime!
It's slime!
It's 1,000 yen!
I'll put in one.
Can I get some fresh air?
One ice cream.
I can't get it anymore.
I got it miraculously.
This?
I'll put in two.
I'll put in four.
We finally made it this far.
But there's only this left.
I didn't know there would be this much.
What's inside?
It's cute!
- Which one? - This one.
Mezu said it's cute.
I'm so happy!
It's the first time he said it's cute.
It's cute.
It is, isn't it?
It's cute!
It is, isn't it?
It's cute!
You know...
What?
I'm starting to understand why you like it.
You're starting to understand?
There are different shapes.
I'll put in two.
I'll put in one last box.
I'll put in ten of these.
And this one.
What?
- This one? - Yes.
It's a croissant for an exhibition.
I'll put it in!
It's done!
It fits perfectly!
Yes, it looks good!
You made it, but it's delicious!
In total,
2,468!
How many times did you expect?
About five times?
Thank you!
Don't do this again!
I might ask you again.
No,
I can't do it anymore.
Goodbye!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Isn't it too amazing?
I think it was harsh!
I was sleepy in the middle of it!
At first,
you two were on good terms,
but it was like a lie!
Really?
You two were so close!
Where did you go?
But,
I just got a call.
From the staff.
It's in there, isn't it?
I want to take a picture of what I like,
but I don't know what to do!
Oh, that happens sometimes!
That's right!
I see!
This program
depends on your request!
For those who have applied for this program,
we will give you this certificate!
Thank you for coming today!
Let's meet again soon!