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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsuboto!
And I'm your reporter, Saori Masuda!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately dispatch qualified detectives to pursue the truth!
So, how are you today? Are you having fun? Are you moved? Or both? Or none of them?
- None of them. - I'm confident.
- I'm happy.
- I'm confident.
- I'm excited. - I'm excited.
- Why are you saying that? - I'm excited.
Let's start with the first request for today!
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Mr. Takeshi Miyamoto, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, who is 55 years old and a company employee.
It is claimed that a child who works part-time at our store can jump 23 steps of the world record for jumping boxes.
He says he is confident in jumping up to 25 steps, but it seems that there is not much opportunity for that.
If what he is saying is true, would you allow me to challenge the world record somehow? Thank you for your request.
Yes, there are a little more of these challenges.
That's right, but everyone, Monster Box is a world- famous jumping box.
Monster Box was born as a project called "Muscle Banzuke" that started in 1995.
The program ended in 2002, but now it has changed to a program called "Sasuke".
By the way, the world record holder is Mr. Naoki Iketani, who is 23 years old.
And there are some gymnastics clubs in the Kanto region that have Monster Boxes.
Because it's a special sport.
So I was able to do it with a light heart in the first attempt.
Is it possible?
No, I can't trust it.
No, you can't.
Because it's quite difficult.
Then please have a look.
It's a huge flying box, isn't it?
Yes.
Twenty-three floors.
Yes.
That's the world record.
Yes.
Can you fly it?
It's called "flying", but...
It's already "flying", you mean?
As they say...
A "flying" person...
...is doing a part-time job.
Not a full-time job, but a part-time job?
That's right, that's right.
It's called "flying" on the first floor.
On the first floor?!
If you're such an amazing person...
...you must be famous all over the world, right?
That's right.
But...
That's why I'm not sure if it's true...
You're not being fooled, are you?
No, I'm serious.
What kind of person is she?
Is she a liar?
Well...
Does she have a part-time job or a day off?
No, no, no...
She's a very serious person.
Then...
Would you like to meet her?
Actually...
I don't have a job today...
You're not going to meet her?
I'm going to leave it up to you...
...to deal with this "flying" person.
Thank you.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Maeda.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
So refreshing!
Well, well...
Speaking of "monster boxes"...
You know...
Naoki Iketani?
Yes.
Iketani Naoki-san...
Yes.
If you do it very naturally...
You'll feel like you're Maeda-kun, right?
So...
You flew, right?
I did fly.
About two years ago...
The first day I flew a "monster box"...
I flew up to the 23rd floor.
Really?
It's the truth.
The real truth?
It's the real truth.
I used to do mechanical gymnastics.
But up until now...
Yes?
For Sasuke and others...
Haven't you applied for it before? Anyone can apply for it, right?
Yes, that's right. I've applied for it a few times in the past and made it to the final selection.
At the very end of the group interview, everyone has a strong catchphrase.
For example, "I'm a pilot of the Air Self-Defense Force."
In Japan, it's like "Kenny's mountain of brains."
Even though it has a strong catchphrase...
- It's like a catchphrase, right? - That's right.
- "Oh, it's going to come up." - Yes, that's right.
After all, frustration is the biggest thing.
If it comes up, I'll definitely be able to clear it.
- You want it to come up someday, Sasuke? - I want it to come up.
After all, I want to achieve perfectionism.
Made-kun, you've written a catchphrase for us.
I've enlarged it and pasted it in the back.
- Your name is Maeda Kazui? - Yes, that's right.
- What a cool name! - Does "Kazui" have any meaning?
- It means "peaceful and kind child." - Well, well, well...
- It's fine. It's fine, but it's not a catchphrase! - That's right.
- You went to Osaka Human Science University, right? - Yes, that's right.
Have you been quitting for about a year and a half?
When I told my dad that I wanted to quit college and do what I wanted to do, we had a fight.
He kicked me out of the house.
I lived alone for six months while working part- time.
Mr. Kurata was looking for an auction at Akiguchi.
When I accepted the offer, I was happy with it.
Since then, I've been working for Mr. Kurata.
What do you do for a living?
Didn't you have something like this?
How long have you not been friends with your father?
No, it's not like we had a fight.
It's only been six months.
Just a little bit.
You've been friends for six months?
We've been friends for six months.
I see.
You work part-time at a sushi restaurant, right?
Yes.
Can you hold sushi?
I can't hold it at all.
Wow.
I'm a delivery specialist.
Wow, you're a delivery specialist.
Doesn't he look like him?
Like Kyoei?
Yes.
Does he say that?
He says it a lot.
I thought he looked like Seto Dia.
I like TV songs!
He looks like him!
Detective Night Scoop's assassin.
Seto Dia in the air.
It's perfect.
Wow.
It's perfect!
Now we just have to see if we can become real.
That's it!
Can you do something a little more exciting?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Wow!
That was quick!
That was crazy!
I'm not interested in you!
My...
Yes?
The monster box is amazing, but...
Do you know who that is?
Yes.
Who's standing there?
Mr. Iketani, world record holder.
That's right.
Yes.
Is this the monster box?
Yes.
I've never seen it before.
But isn't this a world record?
It's only level 20.
It's only level 3.
Level 3.
It first flew in 1999.
That's 21 years ago.
Are you still challenging yourself in 24?
I'm still challenging myself.
But it didn't work out?
It didn't work out.
Even with a man who flew three times?
It didn't work out.
Actually, he's called Maeda-kun.
He said he flew the 23rd monster box for the first time.
What?!
He said he might be able to do it again in 24 or 25.
What do you think?
Well, it depends on the condition of the day and many other things.
I think it's difficult to set a world record.
I'll set a human limit.
A human limit?
Yes, a human limit.
Where do you start?
From the 20th box?
Yes, I'll start with the 20th box.
You can't touch the box other than your palm.
If you fail twice in a row, it's over.
It's over at that point?
Yes.
Seto Dyer and Maeda challenge in the air!
Wow, that's a lot of force!
It was a piece of cake, wasn't it?
Yes, I ran a little too far forward, so I had to challenge at the next height.
He says he can fly at 23 or 24, so I think it's easy.
If you can't fly this much, you can't talk.
That's what you mean, right?
Yes.
I'm also gay, so I have pride inside.
It's 21 steps!
22 step challenge!
Yes!
It's a clear! It's a clear!
It's a clear!
He did it!
That was close!
That one didn't work.
That one didn't work, but you jumped over it!
I jumped over it, but...
This is the 23rd world record,
and it's completely different from the 20th one.
It's different from the 30cm one, but it's not that bad.
Naoki Getari's 23-step monster box world record challenge.
Seto Dia in the air, Kazui Maeda.
- He did it! - He did it!
Yes, he did it.
23rd world record! He cleared it!
Amazing!
He did it!
I did it!
Wonderful!
- I did it. - What in the world...
You broke the world record!
- I did it. - You really did it!
- Are you angry? - No, I'm not angry...
- No, I'm not angry. - You're not angry?
I'm glad I did it.
You cleared it beautifully.
- That was perfect. - It was perfect.
Next is the 24th stage.
- There is no 24th stage. - No.
Since there is no 24th stage, this platform...
- It's 20cm high. - Yes.
If you put 22nd stage on it...
It's 20cm high.
- So it's the same height as the 24th stage. - Yes, that's right.
- Is that okay? - Yes, that's right.
- So this is the 24th stage. - Yes.
No doubt about it, it's the world record.
No one has ever flown it before.
- Will Maeda be able to fly it? - Yes.
It's a challenge for the world record.
Start!
- First challenge failed! - Yes.
- It's a height I've never experienced before. - Yes.
The top of the mountain looks very hazy.
- It's completely different. - Yes.
- What are you doing? You're doing something completely different. - Yes.
- You're about to fly it. - Yes.
- I'm going to sit on top of it. - Yes.
If you don't stand up and run, you won't be able to get in here cleanly.
Yes.
- I felt good from the beginning. - Yes, you felt good.
Yes.
Seto Dyer in the air, Maeda Kazui.
World new record.
24th challenge, second time!
So close!
I knew you could do it!
Your posture was good,
but if you had a little more momentum,
you probably wouldn't be able to fly like you do now.
I'd like you to train a little more,
increase your probability, and hope for the next time.
I think you can do it next time.
If you practice like this, you'll definitely be able to fly.
Detective Naido Scoop's witness.
A man who flew 23 stages.
Well, it's an airplane.
I know, I know.
I know.
A man who flew all of them.
Wow!
That's amazing!
It was real.
Really, 23 stages.
New world record.
It didn't make it to the world record,
but it made it to the world record.
That's amazing!
Detective Naido Scoop's witness.
If you're okay with it,
Mr. Kitani gave you some advice.
Don't try to fly.
Just do it like you did with the 23 stages.
I see.
You should have told me a little earlier.
When you said it for the last time,
I said, "Do your best."
You admitted it.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Kyoko Shoji, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
She's 44 years old.
The other day, she bought a certain Japanese sake on Awaji Island.
She offered it to a friend of hers at a shop,
but when she tried to drink it, something terrible happened.
The sake exploded.
The sake pillar stood up with tremendous force.
I turned white in front of me.
In an instant, I became wet.
When I drank the little sake left,
its taste was very delicious and I drank it up immediately.
I was sad and frustrated.
Therefore, I ask the detective.
Can you make me drink this sake safely and deliciously?
That's what I want you to say.
Well, I bought sake in Japan and went to Australia.
I was going to drink it, but when I opened the lid, it exploded.
The sake pillar was "don"!
There is such a thing.
The detective has 100 questions.
I want to see it.
Well, did you safely open the line and drink the sake that exploded?
Please have a look.
Is it always like that?
There is a great Japanese sake.
Japanese sake.
That's right.
It's sake, isn't it?
That's right.
It's sake from Awaji.
There is a sake called Miyako Bijin.
Miyako Bijin?
Yes.
I went to Awaji on my day off in September.
I happened to stop by a sake shop.
There is a rare Miyako Bijin and Tomasennichi Shuzo and other shuzo companies.
I stopped by and bought it.
I asked if I would like to drink it at a common sake shop and brought it with me.
Then the sake exploded and the sake pillar stood in front of me on the ceiling.
Did it explode?
I've never seen it before.
I was shocked at that moment.
It exploded.
It cost you everything.
It's like a penalty game.
It's like a penalty game, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But it was delicious.
Is it really delicious?
It's frustrating, but I don't want to drink it again with such a heavy heart.
But I want to drink it in a delicious state and safely.
I was frustrated because I could only drink this much after the explosion and went to a different sake shop.
You surprised me!
What is it?
You're kidding, right?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
First of all, please bring me Miyako 2-in-1.
What do you mean?
What is it? I'm scared!
This is the shocking...
Junmai...
Miyako Pitch...
It's so dangerous! Don't drink it!
First of all, don't do it!
Don't open it!
Wait a minute...
Don't do it!
Don't open it!
No, it's here...
It's okay, I'll open it!
Okay!
It's so heavy...
You scared me!
It's so heavy...
You scared me!
Do you sell this?
But it's like this, right?
What a waste!
Even with this, it's 80%...
That's right!
Wait a minute!
Let's calm down!
What do you want to do with this?
I want to drink it all up and eat it clean and deliciously!
But this is...
It's a waste, right?
It's no joke, right?
Because...
Because you were at the store before...
You were saying "Wow, wow!"
But now you're at home like this...
Doing that...
Saying "Come on, come on!"
And now you're like this...
But I'm serious!
You want to drink it properly, right?
Properly...
Can you drink it all up?
Drink it all up?
No, no...
Shall we do our best?
Wow, it's definitely coming...
Please say it!
Can you do it?
Yes, yes...
I can do it!
It's raining a lot, isn't it?
It's like an izakaya.
It's like an izakaya! It's like an izakaya!
No, no, no...
Here I go...
No, no, no...
Did you drink it?
It's a masterpiece.
Did you drink it?
No, no...
I just opened my mouth.
The moment I opened my mouth...
It's already coming to me.
I know it's coming to me, but...
I can't get it back.
Should we listen to it?
Shouldn't we listen to it?
We're connected remotely to Ms. Miyako Beauty Shuzo.
Hello!
My name is Ishida, and I'm a detective from that detective agency.
Yes, we often watch you on TV.
Thank you very much!
Ms. Miyako Beauty bought a drink at an izakaya on Awaji Island...
and when she tried to open it, it exploded!
It's sad...
I'd like to ask you how you can drink it straight.
I'm a professional, so I think I can open it straight.
Can you show me a sample?
May I?
Yes.
I wonder why!
Thank you very much.
Let me explain.
First of all, please cool it well in the refrigerator.
When the temperature rises, the gas pressure rises, so please don't mix it quietly.
Please don't shake it.
This means that the temperature rises.
For example, I put heating in it.
If you leave it for a little longer in the heating room, it is not good.
Did it explode?
Yes, it is one of the causes.
Don't open all the screws.
What? Is this it?
Yes.
First of all, open the screw carefully.
Then it will blow up.
When it blows up, you close it here.
I closed it once!
You close it.
Then it will blow up again and the right side will come down.
Then you open it again and it comes up.
Then you close it again.
You repeat this process.
I will blow it up and say this.
If you don't enjoy the waiting time, you won't be able to drink this sake.
Excuse me, does the president still not drink it?
The president has to drink the sake he opens.
He doesn't have to open it himself.
Is it going to work?
It worked!
Thank you for your patience until this late hour!
Thank you!
Now, Shoji-san, let's see how to properly open Miyako Bijin.
Yes.
Please show me how you do it.
I can't do it. This is bad.
Ah, I did it.
Close it. Close it!
Close it properly!
Close it?
You have to close it properly!
I closed it!
Is it okay? Is it closed?
Yes, it's closed.
Close it! Close it!
It hurts! It hurts!
Wow, wow, wow! This is how you do it!
This is how you do it!
It's closed! It's closed!
And again, like this?
Yes, open it a little.
This is bad!
Close it! Close it!
This is bad, isn't it?
Close it! Close it! Close it properly!
Close it properly!
Is it closed properly?
Yes, it's okay. It's okay.
This is difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Ah, this is bad! This is bad!
This is bad! This is bad!
Close it!
No, but...
I can't close it anymore!
No, but...
Close it! Close it!
Ah, but...
There's nothing I can do anymore...
It's difficult...
No, I can't do it.
Ah, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ah, it's open! It's open!
It's a magma already!
Ah, is something going to go?
Sorry, I think it'll go.
It might be nice somehow.
Is it already...
Ah, it's good! It's good!
Is it already...
Ah, it's good! Is it good?
It already went in.
It just went in.
Ah, it seems like it can go.
Ah, it might be able to go.
Ah, it's open! It's open!
How is it?
It's open! Ah, it's open! It's open!
Finally!
How many? How many?
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Please eat.
I'll eat first.
It's good.
I did my best. I can taste it. I did my best.
Is it good?
It's good. It's good. It's good.
Did you accept it?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes, I did. Thank you very much.
From now on, you don't have to wear kappa anymore.
That's right. Kappa, too.
I'd like to tell this book to the president.
To the president.
Eat it!
It's amazing!
It's a rampage.
There is no explanation.
It says "be careful of explosion".
But...
The taste is refreshing and really good.
It's like "shuaa"
It means it's difficult to treat a beauty.
It's difficult.
Right, Ms. Matsuda?
Ms. Matsuda, what do you think?
What do you think?
It's difficult.
It's difficult for a beauty to accept it.
All right, let's move on to the last panel.
The last one is from Mr. Sugio Katsushi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 42-year-old self- employed person.
This time, we asked you to investigate the mysterious phenomenon of Siri on iPhones.
When you launch Siri on your iPhone and call it "bees", "tree" and "age",
Siri doesn't answer "age", but answers like a rampaging tribe is accelerating.
By the way, if you try "downtown", "Matsumoto", "age"
Also, in the same way, the sound of the outburst seems to change depending on the combination of searching.
Could you find out which combination answers for the outburst to blow up the accelerator for a long time?
Well, no one knows about this, right?
Is it an outburst?
Yes, "city" is the name of a population area.
For example, if you say "Hey, city, what's the weather like tomorrow?"
They will tell you "it's sunny".
For some reason, the sound of the outburst blowing up the accelerator is heard.
What?
Eh? Wait a minute...
This one... Did you go with only this one?
Eh? Didn't you go with this one?
Didn't you go with this one?
Going with only this one is called "night scoop".
Moreover, since we don't have a client this time, I will do it alone...
What?
You're lying!
You're the worst!
Is it really going to be like that?
Let's listen to the atmosphere.
What is this?
Everyone in the studio is telling me that I want to do it during the choreography.
Well, let's do it.
Please do it.
Let's judge by that.
Um... Bees, Matsumoto...
Age...
Okay, let's do it.
Hey, city...
Bees...
Matsumoto...
Age...
Yes?
Please confirm that we have found information about Matsumoto Nenenenenenenenenenenene.
That one?
No, it was ringing, certainly.
Like an accelerator of a bandit gang.
It was ringing, certainly.
Wait...
One more time, right?
All of you watching, all of you.
You feel the same, right?
One more time, right?
Hey, Siri.
Bees... Matsumoto... Age...
Yes, we have found information about bees, Matsumoto nenenenenenenenenenenenene.
Please confirm that.
The articles that are published are actually articles from Matsumoto-san's Wikipedia or recently published news.
What is this?
Well... Shall we name it "downtown Matsumoto-san"?
Hey, Siri.
"downtown" - "matsumoto" - "nenrei"...
Yes!
yipping Matsumoto
ten ten ten
ten ten ten ten
I've found the truth about this. Please check it.
This is so funny!
I'm sorry!
Matsumoto Suto-san, 57 years old, birthday.
You said you wouldn't age.
I'm reading it on Twitter.
The song title is "Aikata Hamada-san doyanento".
Everyone is curious about this, right?
Let's go with this.
Downtown, Hamada, age.
Yes, I've found the truth about downtown Hamada's age on Twitter.
You're not allowed to say it, Hamada-san.
I'll say it myself.
Hey, Siri.
Kirin, Tamura, age.
Yes, I've found the truth about Kirin and Tamura's age on Twitter.
Matsumoto...
What?
Why is this phenomenon called Matsumoto?
Let's say it with a night scoop.
Night scoop. Matsumoto. Age.
Yes, Matsumoto age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age age
OK. Let's take it again.
HEI, Silly. Night scoop, Matsumoto, age...
yes.
Night scoop, Matsumoto, age...
Please check.
Come on, Tatsuner, it's already mushy, it's already covered with moss, so it's stable, it's stable, it's this really stable zone, haha, Tatsuner, do you want to increase it? Keyword, now... You're saying three, right? Let's try four once, shall we?
Night scoop, director, Matsumoto, age...
yes. I found this on the web regarding the age of Night Scoop Director Matsumoto. Um, please check . Sorry, what do you mean by that? Is there some kind of compatibility with this combination?
Well, we thought it would be good to have a variety of ideas, so we gathered together the talented writers of Night Scoop. thank you.
please. Excuse me, I'm going to record it right away and, uh, I'd like to pursue length.
Well then, Eddie Mariamma, please time yourself. So, let's start counting from the beginning of each year.
Hey Silly, Night Scoop, Matsumoto, Age...
Hey, Night Scoop, Matsumoto, age...
Long, long, long...
Please check.
Thirteen seconds and twenty-six seconds.
Wow!
We don't do anything else than "Night Scoop", do we?
No, we don't.
How about "m-one"?
Hey, Silly, m-one, Matsumoto, age...
Yes, m-one, Matsumoto, age...
"Die" "Die" "Die" "Die" "Please confirm"
Oh!
Twelve seconds and three seconds.
We don't do anything else than "stability zone"
We're pretending, we're pretending.
I really thought I was going to die.
Let's do our best and find someone older than Matsumoto.
Golgo.
Golgo. Matsumoto. Age...
Golgo Matsumoto is 53 years old.
You say it so clearly.
Can I say it in a famous place?
Arashi Matsumoto age...
Maybe something is going to happen.
It's definitely strong.
Arashi Matsumoto age...
Here, Arashi Matsumoto age age age age...
Check, please check.
That's crazy!
11 seconds and 81 seconds.
11 seconds!
He's here!
Iron Kunai and Scoop Matsumoto were about to be ripped off.
Let me say "regular" for now.
Regular, Matsumoto, age...
Which fighter are you referring to?
Tetsu Hiroshima, Ceres Osaka, Zoroze, Oita Trinita, Lionze, Smazoze, Moose...
He's a hero!
Matsumoto isn't available anymore.
Are there any others?
Matsumoto...
Can I say something completely different?
Arashi...
Normally, Matsumoto is mentioned, but Ninomiya...
Arashi...
Ninomiya...
Age...
Yes, Arashi...
Ninomiya...
Age...
Please check.
11 seconds and 60 seconds.
It had nothing to do with Matsumoto?
It's endless.
This experiment.
It's going to be something tremendous.
Baske, Michael Jorda, age...
Vagician, Varick, age...
Movie, Godzilla, age...
Melon, cultivation, age...
Toshimaen, cultivation, age...
Kimpachi, Tetsuya, age...
Daikokucho, matcha town, age...
Hey, Siri...
Why do you keep saying "age, age, age"?
I don't know how to answer you.
You're the only one who can't answer!
Is there anything else I can do for you?
This is fun.
This is such a painful program.
It's true, it's a bit of a mess.
I wonder if only people who are alive know about it...
People who are dead don't know much about it...
Like Mitsunari Ishida...
You've heard of him, right? In history...
Hey, Siri...
Daimyo Ishida Mitsunari...
Age...
Yes, Daimyo Ishida Mitsunari...
Please check...
12 seconds...
So close!
I wanted to go home!
Should we do a Daimyo series?
Can we just say the one we like?
Daimyo...
Mouri Motonari...
Age...
Yes, Daimyo Mouri Motonari...
It's in!
Let's go!
It's up!
Please check...
13 seconds and 40 seconds...
It's up!
13 seconds and 40 seconds...
You did it!
Why do you like Mori Motonari?
Because he ruled China.
I'm from Tottori.
I see.
I didn't know that Matsumoto-san, who is between Mori Motonari and Ishida Mitsuna...
I got the answer. Matsumoto-san is as amazing as historical figures.
Matsumoto-san, you did it!
What did you do?
You did it!
You are amazing!
I tried many things and researched.
I asked many experts of artificial intelligence and voice recognition system.
I don't know the cause of it, but it's just interesting.
How can I research my age?
Research it by yourself.
I want to know the cause of it.
I want to know it, too.
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