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Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
I'm gonna grab you and I'm gonna take it all off all over the bed
Based on requests from viewers, TV will immediately dispatch specialized detectives to pursue the truth.
Well then, let's make our first request today.
Yes, the first request is from Kiyoko Shibata, 83 years old, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture.
I am currently 83 years old, my husband died eight years ago, my children are now independent, and I am alone at home.
I was spending my days going to bed and waking up every day without anything fun or interesting.
However, last May, I discovered a facility that completely changed my boring life.
That's the batting center! At first I tried it once just to kill time, but I was surprised at how well it worked!
Since then, I have been hooked and have been going to the batting center every day.
as I began to feel the urge to keep hitting the ball every day,
I started thinking of trying to hit people's balls in a baseball game instead of a pitching machine.
So, detective, can you let me play in a game just once? Thank you for your request.
The client, Mr. Kiyoko, is now 83 years old and has met a batting center.
Earlier, you mentioned a game center or something like that, but it's a batting center.
And I tried it a little bit and I hit it.
Was he able to leave the game and hit the ball safely? Please look at the VTR.
Good morning.
Good morning. I'm Sanape. Good morning.
What was your request? What did you want to do?
I wanted to play baseball anyway.
You're very young.
Is there a reason you want to play baseball anyway?
It's a little past sunset, but let's go to the cemetery and go together.
I heard a sound.
I said, "What's that?"
That's where men play.
That's where men go in.
It's not a four-man game.
I went in there by myself.
When I started hitting, I could hit it.
All of a sudden?
It's easy. You can hit it with a stick.
It's hard to hit.
Thanks to my father's death, I was able to do this.
You met your father and met baseball.
What do you mean?
This request is a game, isn't it?
The machine is in the same place, but if someone throws it, you don't know where it will be thrown.
If it doesn't work, I'll quit here.
What? Are you retiring?
If you say that...
Genius batter announces retirement.
What do you usually do for practice?
I do it twice.
Do you do it twice?
I do it twice.
That's amazing.
You have a net.
That's amazing.
It's a practice ball like a bat and a tennis ball.
How do you usually do it?
I always do it like this.
Wait a minute.
This is easy.
Do you hit it here?
Yes, I hit it here.
What is the net for?
It's a practice ball like a bat and a tennis ball.
That's amazing.
I do it like this every day.
You have a great body ratio.
It's thin and soft.
I quit.
It's interesting.
I don't know much about baseball.
Can I call my assistant?
I'm happy.
This is my assistant.
Nice to meet you.
Are you ready?
In the past, he was called "strawberry punch", "punch strawberry" and "punch Sato".
He has only one heart.
He was called "strawberry punch" and "punch Sato". He has only one heart.
He has only one heart.
His reaction is like young people's.
It's not like "oh, pig".
You can do it.
- Really? - You can do it.
Today's goal is a match.
Before that, can I see you at the batting center?
- Yes. - Let's go.
Kiyoko-san, is it here?
- Is it here? - It's here.
- I've been here when I was little. - Yagano Kankyo Batting Center.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- You always come here, don't you, Kiyoko-san? - Yes, I do.
- Can we come in? - Can we?
- Let's go. - Can you do 110 km/h?
- 110 km/h? - Yes.
- 110 km/h... - Can you do it?
- It's okay. - 110 km/h...
- You're pretty fast. - Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute, please. - Are you doing it?
- I'm done. - She's a professional who can't change her bat.
- She's doing it. - She's getting better.
- Is it a clean hit? - Is it a clean hit?
She's getting better.
She's doing it in a great way.
One thing is a little...
Yumi.
Yes.
Could you put your weight on this side?
Six on this side and four on this side.
And say "Yama-pi"
What is it?
Try it.
What is it?
Not like this at first.
Put it like this on this side.
A little forward.
Yama-pi.
What is it?
Yama-pi.
Take the timing with "yama-pi"?
Yes.
Would you like to try it with "yama-pi"?
I will.
I have no choice but to do it.
Here we go.
Yama-pi.
It's not like 45 degrees.
Yama-pi.
She did it.
Wonderful.
It's amazing.
The ball is coming up.
I want to hit it.
I want to hit a hit in a match.
Two teams who can play on weekdays.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for coming, Kyoko.
This is a red uniform.
Kansai Independent League 06 Bulls.
Thank you.
And this is...
Kusayaki's best team, Marunaka Manufacturing Co., Ltd.
Thank you.
This is Kyoko's best team.
Marunaka Manufacturing Co., Ltd. is the best in the world.
The blue uniform of Marunaka Manufacturing Co., Ltd. is...
It's time for the match.
We have no choice but to do it.
That's right.
He is immersed in it.
He is like a coach.
Before the match starts...
Here is a special rule.
Kyoko...
You can hit the ball anytime you like.
No defense.
Only hitting, right?
No defense.
Other than that...
I want you to play seriously.
Yes!
Good luck, Kyoko!
Thank you!
The match has started.
First of all...
You're not scared, are you, Kiyoko-san?
- Do you think you can do it? - No, I'm not. I've got the courage to sit down.
No matter what happens, I'm not scared of that ball.
- Even if it hits me a little... - There it is!
It's huge!
- All of a sudden, Kiyoko-san! - How did it go?
- You've got a special power runner, Kiyoko-san! - Will it go?
- What will you do, Kiyoko-san? - Will it go?
- Kiyoko has moved! - Yes!
- Coach, you've endured it! - Kiyoko is in a pinch!
- With a chance... - Kiyoko-san!
I don't know!
I won't be able to play baseball for the rest of my life, pitcher!
- Now, Kiyoko-san, 83 years old... - Yes!
It's your first batter box in a match.
- It's hit! It's hit! - It's hit! It's hit!
- It's hit! - It's hit!
- You've thrown a ball like Kyoichi! - What's that?
It's good!
- Is it good? - It's good!
It's a "P"!
- It's good! - It's hard, isn't it?
- Let's go back one more time! - How is it?
It's amazing!
- When you throw the bat... - It stretches!
- Doesn't it stretch? - It's amazing!
I'd like to hit it, too!
The attack has turned again!
The pitcher has changed, everyone!
- Kiyoko-san, the pitcher has changed! - Yes!
- He's a southpaw now! - What?
- He used to be a professional baseball player. - What?
- Is that so? - Yes.
- He's called "Murata-san of Kintetsu". - What?
- He's a professional. - He's a professional.
- What will you do? - I'll go!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Kiyoko-san! - Yes!
It's Kiyoko-san's second hit!
- Kiyoko-san! - No!
- Ah! - You can do it! You can do it!
- Yama-pi! - That's right!
Is it really a batting machine?
- Yama-pi! - That's right!
- That's right! That's right! - That was totally...
If you hit it, it's a hit!
Here we go! A fire-breathing tiger!
- Yama-pi! - Yama-pi!
- That's right!
Kiyoko-san, the referee has a problem with you.
- I'll go back now. - You don't agree with her?
- Even if you don't agree, you can't beat me. - I'll go back now.
- The ball is clearly visible, but... - Hey! You can do it!
- No matter how you hit it, you can't beat me. - That's right!
- Now, Kiyoko-san! - No!
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Yes!
- You're the best! - Yes!
- As you practiced... - Yama-pi!
- That's right! - Good! Good! It's okay! It's okay!
- Yama-pi! - Yama-pi!
- That's good! She's cheering for you! - Kiyoko! Kiyoko!
- Yama-pi! - That's right!
- That's good! That's good! - Have confidence! It's okay!
- Even if you're far away, you don't have to hit it.
- Yama-pi! - Yama-pi!
- Kiyoko-san! Kiyoko-san! - Run! Run!
- Kiyoko-san!
- She missed it! Missed it! Missed it! - Kiyoko - san!
- Kiyoko-san! - Yes!
- Yes!
- I did it! - Center-my-hit! - Center-my-hit!
- I can do it until I'm 85 years old! I'll do my best! - Yes!
- I'll wait for you! - I'll wait for you!
- I was so happy!
- You're safe. - Yes, I'm safe.
- You're in a beautiful center. - Thank you.
- I don't like your choice of words, but... - But you're right!
- You're so aggressive! - Yes, I am.
- You're great! - But once you're in a match, you have different thoughts.
- Yes. - Next, you want to try catching.
- Catching? - You want to catch.
- You're good at it.
- And you said you like mountain bees, right? - Yes, I do.
- You're not a bee in a picture. - You're not a bee in a picture, are you?
- Let's move on to the next request.
- The next request is from a 40-year-old employee from Kawaiiko Seisan in Amagasaki City, Hyogo Prefecture.
- Good evening, Director Matsumoto of Amagasaki City. - Is that so?
(speaking in foreign language)
Wait, is that all of it?
- This is what I drew when I was a baby. - What's this?
- Is this a shark? - I can tell by looking at it.
It has a mouth and teeth.
- It's getting there. - It's getting there.
You're good at this.
You're getting better at it.
You said you were going to fillet a fish.
Show me how you fillet a fish.
Okay.
What are you doing?
My clothes smell.
What are you doing? You're taking off your skirt too?
- Do you always fillet a fish like that? - Yes.
Yes.
Like you're used to it.
- Wait, what's this? - Mackerel.
Mackerel?
- What? - What?
You fillet a small mackerel?
Wow, what?
What?
- Is that your first time? - It is.
You're obviously used to using a knife.
You're serious. You're used to it.
- What are you doing? - I'm removing the intestines.
You're removing the intestines.
I think children like fish.
But it's pretty rare for a fish to get to the desert.
It's very clean.
This is amazing.
- Are you going to fry it? - Yes.
Wow.
A first-year elementary school student's son is filleting a mackerel and frying it himself.
Yes!
Wow, that's amazing.
Wow, you did it.
You're frying it.
- It sounds good. - It's good.
Wow.
Do you want to fillet a shark?
- There's a bigger shark than you. - Really?
- What do you do with it? - We fry it.
You fry it like you fry mackerels.
We came to Yaizu City in Shizuoka Prefecture.
We have Mr. Hasegawa who will cooperate with us.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Is it possible without any problem?
We are fishermen specialized in sharks.
What?
Are you a fisherman specialized in sharks?
Please catch sharks for me.
Yes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You are strict.
What is the style of fishing?
It is deep-fishing.
Deep-fishing.
We attach all the fishing rods to the bottom of the sea.
As we fish, the number of fishing rods increases.
I see.
Have you already set up the fishing rod?
I set it up yesterday.
Do you just raise it?
Yes.
It's moving.
He is winding up the rope.
It's coming.
What?
It's coming.
It's amazing.
It worked.
It's amazing.
It's alive.
It's amazing.
It's very cool.
What kind of shark is it?
It's dream shark.
It closes its eyes.
It seems to be asleep or dreaming.
That's why it's dream shark.
I can touch it.
How does it feel?
I feel dizzy.
How about you, madam?
It's about the same.
Can you make it bigger than Casey's?
You said it so easily!
Here it is!
I got it!
What is this shark?
Jirai shark!
That's right!
This is the biggest one.
It's so cool!
It's big!
This is Ichihara billowed shark.
Until now, only Tsurumaru has caught this shark.
This shark is only found in Tsurumaru.
It's so big!
What is this?
I got it!
Kagura! Kagura shark!
2 meters for sure!
Wow!
It's big!
It's so big!
It's an ancient shark.
An ancient shark!
It's older than Jirai shark.
That's why it's still alive.
It's so big!
Kenshin, it's so small!
We're back at the port.
We caught only this shark.
It's too big!
Kenshin, which one do you want?
Choose one!
This one!
Are you serious?
As always, we're going to catch this shark.
We put a microphone on.
Good luck!
For the first time,
a first-year elementary school student
can catch a shark bigger than her.
Good luck!
I got it!
It's hard.
That's the hardest part.
It's hard.
Advice!
Should we cut it and change it?
I'm sorry.
I see.
It's totally different.
I cut it!
You did it!
What's that white thing inside?
It's liver.
This liver uses one-third or one-fourth of your body weight.
That's it!
You're getting the hang of it.
That's it!
You're getting better at using a knife!
Are you going to take out its organs?
It's pretty...
You're good!
You're good, Kenshin!
It's fun, but it's hard.
There's only now.
That's amazing!
You're good!
That's the bone.
That's the bone, so if you go over it, you can...
That's amazing!
Did you think it would be this hard?
I didn't think it would be this hard.
You cut it yourself!
The shark's body!
It's big!
You cut it yourself!
That's amazing!
- It's heavy. - Is it heavy?
But you asked for it yourself!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's amazing even for me.
And...
Mom!
She's completely crying right now!
I'm so happy.
Okay, we're moving now.
In just a little while,
we'll really be done cleaning up.
What will the shark taste like?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be careful.
It's dry.
That's right!
Oh, the water is nice and clear.
We're done!
These are the shark fries we made ourselves!
What will it taste like?
- How is it? - It's good!
Which do you like better, fried or seasoned?
Wow!
It's good!
It's like a delicious fried tofu with oil.
It's like a condensed version of that.
- It's good! - Thank you!
That's good!
What do you do with the rest of it?
- I take it home. - You take it home?
- Oh, I see. - That, too.
This, too?!
The shark head that was here!
You're a professor, aren't you?
Please take it home and cherish it.
Wow, that was amazing!
It was a great sight!
What kind of child will it be?
I think it will be a shark professor.
- There's a possibility of a cook. - Yes, there's a possibility of that, too.
The other day, Sakana-kun came on the show, but I couldn't judge Sakana-kun so well.
You're right!
I can't wait for it!
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day!
The last request is from Kanako Hayashi, who lives in Fukui Prefecture and is a 28-year-old fleeter.
Last year, he and his first year high school girlfriend continued their relationship, and after 11 years of divorce, they were able to move in together.
However, after moving in together for six months, he died of illness and left this world at the age of 28.
Because of his illness and not being able to hold a wedding ceremony, it was at least two days before he tried to leave even a commemorative photo of their marriage.
One year after his death, the other day, his mother suddenly said...
I heard you saying you wanted to see your faces swollen, and I asked you because I thought we could do something about it.
The Gili's mother and he had similar faces and back expressions, and there were many times when people around them made mistakes.
So, could you please transform the Gili's mother into his previous self and leave behind his unfulfilled wedding photo?
I know it's a difficult request, but thank you in advance.
Yes, that's the request.
This person was married for 16 to 11 years and entered the family last year, but only half a year later, their husband fell ill and passed away.
The day their husband passed away was actually two days before they wore their wedding costumes and announced it to their parents.
Unfortunately, two days later, it actually became a funeral.
Could you please see if you were able to take the wedding photo you were hoping for?
It's probably this person. Hello!
Hello!
I've read your request.
Yes, yes.
You've had something to say, haven't you?
Yes.
In about a year.
Yes, that's right.
Right?
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I'm a good guy.
Were you fighting illness at the time?
We did fight it.
I tried not to wear hair at the time.
I see! And you were wearing a sweater and a pair of towel.
Yes, I was in pretty healthy status of mine.
It must be so hard for me to get married,
I had a feeling of "I'll do it again once I regain my strength."
But I still want to leave even just a photo.
And you and your mother are like a son.
Yes, we are.
Do you want her to be like you?
Yes, I do.
Do you still want her to be the most important person in your life?
Yes, I do.
Do you talk about this with your mother?
Yes, I do.
You do?
But she says it's impossible.
Oh, I see. She turned you down.
If it's possible, I'd like to hold a wedding.
You want to do that, too?
Doesn't your mother know about it?
No, she doesn't.
I'm home.
Oh, hello.
Oh, it's you, mother.
You two look alike.
Yes, we do.
And you, too, father.
You showed me your son's photo.
He looks just like you, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
You two look exactly like each other.
He's thin and about your height.
Yes, about my height.
Did you want to see your mother dress like you?
Yes, I did.
I don't know what you were going to wear,
and I don't know what dress you were going to wear.
Would you like to dress up like her?
I was told I looked like her, but I'm not that old and I'm not a woman.
Don't you like her enough?
You must be tired of her.
Can you move your shoulders away a little bit?
What kind of wife do you think she is?
We lived together and of course we didn't have any children.
I thought it was natural for me to go back to my parents' house, but I didn't.
Even if I had an organization, I said I'd beat him up, and even though Takuya wasn't there, I think he was in pain, but I was careful, so if he hadn't been there, I think I would have beaten him up even more just by crying all the time.
Oh, that's what it is.
Yeah.
You're a good wife.
That's right.
I haven't seen him yet, and it's not going to be normal, but it may be proof of your son's life, and it may be proof of your wife's life.
I'll do my best to do it.
What do you think, Mom?
For her, too.
Yes.
Can you do it for me?
Yes, please.
Can I?
Yes.
In conclusion, it means you'll do it for me.
Thank you very much.
You have one more thing you want to do, don't you?
Yes.
I want to have a wedding.
What do you think, Dad?
I like it.
Do you like it?
I like it.
I'm happy.
Do you like it, Mom?
I like it.
Do you like it?
And Dad, you cry so fast.
I'm just reacting.
Here's the wedding venue you might cooperate with me on.
Yes.
Excuse me, Detective Nightscoop.
Yes?
You don't have to go that far.
I'd like to borrow a small wedding venue.
No, actually, today,
the small chapel you'll be visiting
will be the venue you'll be using.
Oh, it won't be there?
If it's there, you'll have an opponent.
Yes.
What?
Is that a wedding venue?
Yes.
I think it's the biggest one in Hokuriku.
Hokuriku 1.
Hokuriku 1?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
What?
You'll have to transform now.
Yes.
So we have a special makeup artist, Nakatani-san.
Thank you for coming.
Do you have a point or anything?
I'd like you to do something like
filling in the gap between you and your mom.
Good luck, Mom.
Yes.
Let's go, Detective Nightscoop.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Wow, amazing.
I thought it wouldn't matter,
but he said he wanted me to wear a dress.
Wow.
Wow, wow.
But last year, I really wanted to wear something like this.
Something fluffy like this?
Yes, something like this.
Then you should wear what you wanted your husband to wear.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting, sir.
Sir!
Nice to meet you. I'm Detective Takeyama of Detective Night Scoop.
Nice to meet you, too.
Good evening.
Thank you for coming.
Have you been away for a while?
Yes, I have.
I'm sorry for asking you to do this for me.
Thank you for coming.
That's what I wanted.
Thank you for coming.
Everything is ready.
Yes.
By the way, Ms. Kanako, I heard you were ready.
Wow! It's beautiful!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
How do you like it?
Yes.
I want you to see it for yourself.
Last year, when I was preparing for various things a year ago, I remembered it a little.
I want my parents to see it, too.
That's right.
From now on, we will hold a wedding ceremony for Mr. Takuya Shindo and Ms. Kanako Shinpu.
First of all, it is the entrance of Mr. Takuya Shindo.
Do you understand?
I'm alive.
The new bride, Ms. Kanako's entrance.
Please meet her.
When you quit and when you're healthy, you've been getting along well.
If you have anything you want to say from your heartache to your heart, please.
Kana, thank you for wearing my dream wedding dress today.
You look great in it.
When you get better, I want to go to more places with you, but I'm sorry I can't.
I'm really glad I met you.
I was happy.
Thank you so much.
I want to get off because it's too early for me, Kana and Taku's family to feel painful,
but I'm glad that Taku and his wife chose me even now.
I'm glad I'm thinking of living for Taku.
I love you so much. Thank you so much.
This concludes the wedding ceremony.
So, the wedding ceremony has just ended.
Yes.
It was similar.
It was similar?
Yes.
It was like a dream.
It was like a strange reality.
Yes.
How was it, Dad?
Yes.
It's been a while since we met.
Did you feel that way?
Yes.
I see.
I'm really glad.
I asked this detective to give me this wedding ceremony.
But I'm still young.
I really want you to marry me next time.
I want you to be happy.
Please.
Thank you.
It was amazing.
Well, thanks to this opportunity, Kanako-san's clock started moving again and I thought I should start a new life.
I think everyone has their own emotions while watching it.
I'm just a different life.
I'm looking at my father who is in the middle of something.
How about you, Masuda-san?
Even though I've been through a lot, I think he's such a wonderful person.
We still have a little more time.
But it's been a good day.
Now, this program is brought to you by your requests.
For those of you who chose us, we'd like to give you this detective notebook.
Let's meet again next week. Thank you very much.