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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you dance
CHICU o ODORI TSUBUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush
Captured in my dream TSUKAMARETE YUMECHUU ni Captured in my dream
Yes, I think we're almost done now. HAI, MOH, KOREDE MO HOBO OWATTA YOUNA MON DESU NE Yes, I think we're almost done now.
Now, let's move on to the last request of the day. SAA, SORUDEHA HONJUTSU SAIGO NO GOIRAI NI MAIRIMASHOU Let's move on to the last request of the day.
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day.
The first request is from Sayori Kawaguchi, 45 years old, housewife, who lives in Hokkaido. The first request is from Sayori Kawaguchi, 45 years old, housewife, who lives in Hokkaido.
Good evening, everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Bureau. I don't know what stink bugs really smell like. In the first place, I have never thought of stink bugs as smelly.
Even when the topic of stink bugs comes up, I can't seem to empathize with anyone, and I feel lonely.
I can't really smell the smell of stink bugs, so the other day I tried putting a stink bug directly into my nostril. Still, it doesn't stink.
Perhaps I have met only good KAMEMUSHI, and I have not met smelly KAMEMUSHI yet?
I want to know the smell of KAMEMUSHI.
In order to smell KAMEMUSHI completely, I request you to put various KAMEMUSHI in the nose hole.
This is quite difficult.
It is difficult.
I have never smelled KAMEMUSHI before, and I have asked people who do not know the smell of KAMEMUSHI to know the smell of KAMEMUSHI.
But this time, I smell it, but it does not smell.
Have you been able to smell the smell of KAMEMUSHI?
Please have a look.
Have you ever smelled KAMEMUSHI from Hokkaido in order to smell it?
No, I haven't.
But you put it in your nose, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
At first, I put it close to my nose, but it didn't smell.
I put it about half of my body in my nose, but it didn't come out.
So I put it in my nose while holding it firmly with my hand.
It wasn't odorless, was it?
It wasn't odorless.
I have never smelled KAMEMUSHI with a very deep smell of green.
Is it a good smell or a bad smell?
It's not bad.
Do you say it smells bad?
Are you not good at green?
KAMEMUSHI has a green smell.
But it is different from the smell of KAMEMUSHI with a deep smell of grass.
Was it like that?
No, it's definitely different.
It's completely different.
So I'm really worried about this.
It's a very difficult mission for someone who doesn't smell anything.
Can I confirm that alone?
Sure.
It's delicious when you eat it, but it's really smelly.
Kusaya.
Oh, it's my first time, Kusaya.
Go ahead and eat it.
Here I go.
Go ahead and eat it.
Is it smelly?
It's smelly, isn't it?
It smells like death.
Well, then...
Why?!
There's no reason for me to do this!
Don't even check whether or not you think it smells smelly.
What is this?
It smells like death.
Panic! Panic! Panic!
I feel like I smelled something's butt directly.
What do you mean "something's butt"?
I don't know!
I don't know, but...
It's really dirty!
I did it!
So...
It's weird if it's not smelly.
Yes.
So...
We have a reliable man.
Hello? This is Mr. Nakaoka.
Mr. Nakaoka!
Yes?
You say it's smelly even if you put it in your nose, don't you?
It's not just that it doesn't smell.
I say it's smelly, and it's hard to smell.
Oh, is that possible?
Well, depending on the type of mosquito, there are strong and weak types of smell.
How is it? Aren't there various types of mosquitoes?
Yes, I'd like to see various types of mosquitoes.
I'll put it in my nose!
You'll put it in your nose?!
It might smell slightly different.
We came to a certain place in Wakayama Prefecture south of Wakayama Prefecture in search of beetles.
And we have a reliable man, Mr. Nakaoka.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
This time, you want to smell various kinds of beetles and feel their smell.
But beetles' smell should be heard by all animals,
and it should have more than certain effects for humans on Earth.
- Are you from space? - I think I'm human in my memory.
- Are you born on Earth? - I think I was born on Earth.
- Then, let's do it! - Let's do it.
- For each of us! - That's right.
What is it?
When you're looking for small beetles, you can't look at them one by one.
So you have to hit it like this and observe it by looking at what's fallen on this white cloth.
- That's really good! - Would you like to try it, Mr. Tamura?
I'm pretty good at looking for them.
- I've never seen it before. - There are one or two kinds.
- What's this? - It's a beetle.
- Beetle? - Beetle.
- There it is! - It's cute, isn't it?
Wait, it's a beetle!
- It's a round megabit! - It's a round megabit!
- Oh, it's a round megabit! - Yes, yes.
- If you pick it up... - It'll drop it like "ping"!
- That's right! Pick it up! - Okay, I'll do it!
- Huh? Are you okay? - Huh?
- Huh?
- It doesn't smell like anything. - It's coming out of your nose!
It's coming out of my nose!
It's like a nosebleed!
- Doesn't it smell? - Huh? It's coming out of my nose!
- Huh? What's that smell? - I don't know, but I've never smelled it before.
It smells in here!
It smells in here! It smells in here!
- It smells a lot in here! - No, it doesn't smell in here!
- It smells in here! - It smells in here!
- Wait a minute, I'll do it. - Okay.
It stinks!
- Eww! - It's disgusting!
- It's like... This and a beetle, this is a rebellion! - Eww!
- Why? Why is it like that?! - Is it true?!
- No, no...
- What? - Wait a minute, wait a minute...
- What?! It ran out of saliva?! - It ran out of saliva?!
- Huh? Not at all?! - It smells. It smells, but...
- It smells, but... What is it? The smell of that green thing you smelled last... Huh?! - Eww!
- Eww!
My mouth is watering now.
It smells different from the green one you smelled last time.
Really?
Do you have this kind of disinfectant?
No, we don't.
Do you have it?
Let's try this one, too.
Here we go.
What's this?
You...
You did that in the forest of Nagano Prefecture, didn't you?
You sucked in a beetle into your chest!
It does feel like the one before, but it's very thin, so it doesn't smell like that.
Ah.
This one is thin.
This round one was really bad.
Let's take the round one again.
Ah, you want me to take the round one?
The blue round one.
Ah, it's so small!
It's small, but it's true.
This one is thin.
This is a shock.
What is this?
It's a shock, everyone.
You can't suck in this much.
Ah, but if you suck in a lot of it, it smells good.
Huh?
The smell changes.
The smell gets stronger and stronger.
There's definitely a fragrance like this.
No, no, no.
Next time, Tamura-san, try putting it in your nose.
There's definitely a good smell.
There's a reason why people do things like that.
Earlier, when you smelled it for a bit, you thought, "Ah, this is the smell."
But when you sucked it in, you saw a slightly different world.
Please try it.
If you notice a strong smell, does it change into a good smell?
Ah, there it is, the round one.
This one is round.
This one is thin.
Tamura-san, please try it.
There it is.
There it is, right here.
It changes a little!
Okay!
It smells for a lifetime!
It's not fun enough.
Please suck in a little more.
Wait, wait!
Give me some courage!
(snoring)
(screaming)
I've always wanted to be a turtle.
Oh, no!
This is the first time I want to quit being a detective!
Your face...
It's so smelly!
Mr. Nakagawa.
Yes?
I've done it now.
But you still don't say it's smelly.
I think we should count this, too.
So, is there a way to collect them all at once?
There is.
Is there?
Let's do it!
Hundreds of them will come.
Hundreds! Let's go!
You said it's smelly!
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm angry.
Now, it's completely dark.
Yes.
Mr. Nakagawa.
Is this...
The final weapon?
Yes, it's the final weapon.
Using a lamp that emits UV rays strongly...
Are there turtles coming?
All of them are.
All of them are turtles!
All of them are.
They're coming!
Amazing!
If you haven't seen it during the day...
This is the turtle I put in my nose.
Oh, it's dirty!
It's dirty!
It's blue!
It's "the" turtle.
It's a turtle with a deep green smell.
Can I smell it?
It smells good.
This is it! Green! Green! Green! Green!
Ah! This is refreshing!
Refreshing?
Refreshing! It smells a little different.
Which one?
This is bad.
It's the same! It's the same! It's the same!
It's the same!
It's like...
Ah, there it is! I said "double" right?
Double!
It's my first time doing it. What's "double"?
Ah, it smells strong!
You said it!
It's strong!
Ah, amazing! "Double" is amazing!
Amazing! This!
"Double" is...
I'm a little moved.
I can smell it quite a lot.
That's... that... that...
The one that's everywhere!
This is everywhere!
That one! That one!
That one!
That's Hatsuyama, right?
Ohatsuyo, right?
Is it?
Yes, Ohatsuyo.
Ah, I don't care anymore.
You said it a lot!
You can say it all you want.
Wow, it's really energetic.
You're proud of yourself!
Ah, the smell is different.
It's different?
It's different!
The one before was really green and refreshing,
but now it smells like brown.
Does it smell like dirt?
Dirt?!
There might be food like this.
I feel like I'm going to leave like this.
It can't be like this.
Is it a bug?
Ah, I know! It's different!
It's different, right?
If I had to say it, it's like a little sweet candy.
Right?
That's right.
It's not that strong.
It's like... I don't know...
My nose is running.
It's like...
It feels like it's a little sweet.
It's a little...
This one is sweeter.
That's right.
It might smell good.
It's one of the "kamehoshi"s.
The one before had a stronger smell,
so maybe the one with more fire...
That's right.
We've collected as many kamemushi as we can.
Roughly...
About 300.
That's right! Kamemushi Wonderland!
Let me enjoy it!
I'm off!
Have a good time!
Wow, it smells!
To Kamemushi Wonderland!
Ouch!
How is it?
Do you like it?
Oh no!
My junior is already...
You look like you like it.
Huh? Doesn't it smell?
It doesn't smell.
Doesn't it smell?
It calms me down.
That's right!
If you keep smelling it, you'll calm down.
Is it healing you now?
It's healing me quite a bit.
I'll give you a hand.
Is that it?
How was your day?
I feel like I've gotten along with a lot of kamemushi.
Then, please go back to Hokkaido as it is!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
We asked Dr. Tani of the Faculty of Medicine at the United Schools of Medicine.
For example, just like there are people who smell good even with the same perfume and people who think it stinks,
for clients, the smell of kamemushi is their favorite smell.
Even if we think it stinks, it's a good smell for that person.
I've had this question for a long time.
If you stuffed poop in your body, wouldn't it smell?
Doesn't it smell?
That's right!
It doesn't smell.
It's true!
Is it okay?
I was going to pull out my toothpick.
Don't do it!
Then, let's move on to the next request!
Next, we have a request from a 64-year-old self- employed person who lives in Kyoto City.
Good evening, detectives.
I have a request for you.
Could you introduce me to a soccer player who can do "yao chao"?
That's because I have a grandchild who is in the sixth grade of elementary school and is a goalkeeper in a club soccer team.
It's been 40 years since I started, but I've been a goalkeeper since middle school to college.
I'm trying to teach my grandchild the tips of goalkeepers with old kinesca, but every time, what my grandfather says is already old and he doesn't listen to me at all because it's old soccer.
So, detective, for my faith and eternal recovery, show me a super save in front of my grandchild in "yao chao", and my grandfather's goalkeeper is amazing.
Could my grandchild teach my grandfather the tips of goalkeepers?
Well, my grandfather is too sensitive and a little too much, and his movements are very slow, so he doesn't listen to me at all.
Well, of course you want to teach your grandchild.
That's right. I received a request from "kikumimi modern" to "yao chao" and I went there.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm 120kg.
120kg?
When you're a goalkeeper?
About 70kg, 77kg and 80kg.
You're over 40kg, right?
That's right.
But you're getting older and you can't help "yao chao".
If you could at least tell me which way to kick, right or left, it would be better, wouldn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'd like you to help me a little.
That's right. I don't think it's possible.
I don't think it's possible.
Doesn't your grandchild ask you?
No, we're good friends. When we play games or play together, we're really good friends.
When it comes to kids and sports, I'm already older than them.
So even if I say what I used to say, it doesn't work. That's what my grandson says.
Oh, I see.
But basically, it hasn't changed in the past or now.
If you fix it here, you can do more.
Which one is your grandson?
Oh, this one.
It's big.
It's pretty big.
This one looks solid.
If you put your foot out like this, even if your hand bounces, you can hit it with your foot.
The ball comes.
And you can only use your hand.
If you put out one foot, you can block it.
You can make a wall behind you with your body.
You can't take the ball like this. You have to make a triangle here and take it like this.
If you make it parallel like this, the ball will bounce back quickly.
But if you make it a triangle, the ball will come and you can't block it.
If you do this properly, you can get even better.
So I'd like you to say something to make it work today.
No, of course.
Please do it somehow.
I understand.
If you go out with your grandfather, he might notice you.
Can you go out with him for a moment?
Hello.
I'm walking around saying "people of this city."
People of this city.
What grade are you in?
Elementary school student.
That's impressive.
But what about "people of this city"?
What's your name?
I'm Kan Araiki.
And you?
I'm a sixth grader.
A sixth grader.
You're in good shape.
Do you play baseball?
No, I play soccer and sleep.
Do you play soccer and sleep?
I do.
Me too.
I swim like this.
When I swim, my arm comes out.
But I do my best.
I won with one left hand.
What do you play?
Goalkeeper.
You play goalkeeper?
Yes.
What do you play?
Baseball.
What about soccer?
I don't play it.
You don't play it.
What about you, grandpa?
Soccer.
Goalkeeper.
You should have told me about it.
No.
Why not?
You used to play it all the time, didn't you?
I don't think so.
What?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
If it was like that, I wouldn't play it.
You should have told me about it.
It's getting weird.
If you said you played goalkeeper,
what would you do if I stopped you?
I wouldn't play it.
What would you do if I stopped you?
You would trust me, wouldn't you?
Would you listen to me if I did that?
Yes.
Remember it as a promise.
No, no.
It's school, isn't it?
You don't listen to me.
You don't trust me, do you?
I don't.
I feel like you're my friend.
If you stop me, I'll trust you.
I'll do my best.
Yes, yes.
How do you feel?
I can't move.
Even if I take a little break, my body is stiff.
Can you get me a skate?
Yes.
Isn't it that?
Oh, it's a key.
Hello.
Do you know him?
Yes, I do.
Hello!
Hello.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
You're the representative of Japan, right?
Yes, thank you.
Mr. Konnami.
Yes?
How is your newlywed life?
Newlywed life?
Yes.
Well...
I'm enjoying it.
Slowly?
Yes, because you're funny.
Thank you.
Which university are you from?
I'm from Osaka Commercial University.
Oh, Osaka Commercial University.
I'm also a representative of that university.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What?
Then...
Are you my senior?
Yes, I am.
What? No way!
You're my senior!
You're definitely my senior.
No, no.
Right?
Yes.
I'm getting old and can't move.
So...
Can I call you "Yaocho"?
Anyway...
If you say "right" or "left", I'll go over there.
Is "Yaocho" a bad word?
Yes, I know that.
I really know that.
It's for my grandchild.
For my grandchild...
I'll do "Yaocho" for my grandfather.
Please do it.
Yes, please.
Please do it.
First of all, I'll throw it in front of you.
Yes.
Please catch it.
I'll swing it a little sideways.
Yes.
Oh!
You're definitely my senior!
No way!
Not at all!
Oh!
Not at all!
Yes.
It's okay.
It flew!
I'll do it.
Oh!
My grandchild will be surprised!
He will be surprised!
I'll kick it once.
I'll kick it with my right hand.
Wow! It's totally fine!
It went up!
It's totally fine!
Wow! It's fine!
It's impossible for a 6th grader.
No, it's impossible.
Once it went up and moved once, it's impossible.
If it's like that, you can do it for real, can't you?
That's right.
You can do it!
You may not be able to do it, but...
I think it's better to do it with all your might.
I think that's better.
That's right.
As a parent, I want my grandchild to understand it.
It's not good.
What should we do?
Let's do it properly.
Right?
Yes.
Let's practice a real PK.
The speed of the ball will be faster and the course will be tougher, so let's practice a little.
I understand.
Yes.
Here we go.
Wow! It's fast!
It's like that.
It's fast!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I can't do it at all.
Wow! It's fast!
It hurts.
Even though I'm 64 years old...
You're good at it, aren't you?
When you say "good at it," you have to do it like this.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's him.
Oh, you're here.
Hey, how are you?
Yes, I'm fine.
This is my grandchild.
Hello.
You're Manman, right?
He's an amazing person.
He's a goalkeeper as well as a goalkeeper.
That's right.
That's what my grandfather told me.
We have a request.
Since you're getting older,
the times are different from now,
he said, but I didn't listen at all.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
I told you, didn't I?
Yes.
I made you look stupid, didn't I?
Yes.
I made you look stupid, didn't I?
Yes.
I'm telling you clearly.
You're telling me clearly.
It's a five-minute match.
I'm going to have this Japanese ambassador kick me.
Do you think you can stop me?
Yes.
I can't.
What if I stop you?
I'm sorry.
If I stop you properly, will you trust me?
Yes.
I understand.
Then I'll do my best.
Yes.
Okay, let's do it for real.
First one!
Okay!
That's the speed.
Do you understand?
Yes.
It's a little fast.
Okay, let's do it.
Second one!
Okay, let's do it.
Yes.
That was so close.
I can't stop you.
You can't stop me, can you?
Yes.
You're a professional, so you're neurotic.
I can say anything.
But a professional also has willpower.
Okay, next one.
Third one!
So close!
That was so close.
You're touching me.
What are you doing?
Grandpa, are you going to do it?
I'll do it.
Next one. Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Okay.
Fourth one, are you going to do it?
I'm okay.
Grandpa, you can do it!
I'll do it!
Fifth one!
I want you to stop it.
I want you to stop it!
Okay!
One more!
Okay!
Last one!
Fifth one!
I'll do it!
Oh!
I did it!
Oh!
I did it!
You reacted, didn't you?
How was it?
I managed to get it.
That's great!
How about the most difficult one?
I got the opposite one.
I reacted to the opposite one, and this one reacted again.
It's the most difficult one in the middle.
That's great!
Thank you.
Maybe I'm not that good,
but you can still move a little, can't you?
Can you trust me?
My dream in the future is to be a soccer player.
A soccer player.
If you're a soccer player, you have to be more energetic.
You're a goalkeeper, so you have to speak up.
Well, you're a teenager now, so I think it's embarrassing if you speak up too much.
Oh, I see.
You're a teenager.
Are you talking about your favorite child?
You're a teenager.
You're cool.
I think it was realistic and very good.
But when I saw that,
my grandchild also turned his head a little.
Did he change?
His face changed.
He was cheering for you.
At that time, he was already celebrating.
But he said, "adore la ringa".
"Adore la ringa".
What does "adore la ringa" mean?
Well...
He said, "I did it".
Why did you say "I did it"?
Are you a teenager?
You're over 70 years old.
Are you an old man?
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Shingo Nakano,
who lives in Nara Prefecture and is 35 years old.
He's a company employee.
I've been curious about something for the past 20 years.
What is it?
It's about Ms. Akie Asakawa.
To me, Ms. Akie Asakawa looks beautiful.
I've been watching new dramas on TV since I was little,
and when Ms. Akie appeared in them,
it was always strange why she was so ugly and well- behaved even though she was so beautiful.
She asked me if my senses were strange.
That's quite...
So, it's the same flow as "Kamemushi" from the first drama.
- The flow... - I'm not talking about "Kyogyaku" and "Shikyaku".
She's been watching "Shinkengeki" for almost 20 years since high school,
and she thinks she's beautiful.
So, her beauty level is getting better and better every year.
Please watch the video.
It's a great request.
I think it's fine as it is.
I'm married myself.
- I had a baby in January. - Oh, you did.
- I started to like marriage. - Oh, you started to like it.
- Did it stop you from doing it? - Yes.
I haven't said it yet.
- I haven't said it yet, but I think I'll say it. - What?
Is it because you're beautiful?
Yes, I'm beautiful.
Hello, hello!
Um, please be quiet!
You're ugly!
- Oh, my God! - Don't tell anyone!
Don't tell anyone!
You're ugly!
You're so ugly!
You're playing ugly, so you're laughing in the theater.
So you're laughing because you're not playing wrong.
I know that.
I know I'm a little off.
I see.
You don't like that kind of thing, do you?
I don't like that kind of thing at all.
You don't like that kind of introverted beauty?
No, I don't.
Who do you think is the most beautiful celebrity?
A celebrity is...
A musical instrument, I guess.
You're a genius.
I know, right?
If a musical instrument counts as 100,
which one do you like, Akihito?
Musical instrument...
Musical instrument?
I thought you were going to say musical instrument.
No, no, I'm going to say musical instrument.
Akihito called you musical instrument.
I think you like it, too.
A musical instrument counts as 100.
A musical instrument counts as 100, right?
I think it's 60.
A musical instrument is 100.
That's a lot.
Is it?
How many is it?
It's not even 5.
Isn't it 10?
No, no.
It's 10 or 20.
A musical instrument counts as 100, right?
No, it doesn't.
I see.
Here we go.
Why am I here?
When you became president...
It's at a time like this.
When you became president...
It's at a time like this.
When you became president...
You're still acting.
And you're listening to me.
I think you're quite a maniac.
Am I a maniac?
You're watching the main show.
You're watching the gag and talking.
I know about two millimeters of your feelings.
But I don't understand it 100%.
You have to go where you can understand your feelings.
I can only think of one person.
That's enough!
I'm sorry, master.
What's with the enthusiasm?
I'm sorry, master. I'm busy.
I'm sorry, master, but this is impossible.
- It's impossible. - Really?
- I don't know about this. - It's the only...
- In the world! - It's the only story you can understand.
- I don't know about this. - I'm sorry, master.
- Asakage-san... - You're his wife, right?
...looks beautiful.
Master!
You know about this, don't you?!
- It's the only story you can understand. - I don't know about this.
- It's the only story you can understand. - Master!
- What do you like about their faces? - Of course!
- When they're standing behind you? - When they're standing behind you.
- When they're standing behind you... - Yes.
...what do you like about their expressions?
- You have a good eye. - I'm sorry, master!
- I'd like to know about their encounters. - Encounters?
- Encounters are fascinating. - Which one do you start with?
- This is also natural. - Which one do you start with?
It's like they're naturally drunk together.
- It's the only story you can understand. - It's the only story you can understand.
- Do you talk to them in private? - No, we don't.
- We just drink together. - When they're drunk together...
- ...their sides are cute. - Their sides?
I don't know if I should say this, but do you kiss them?
- Oh, kisses... - In the past?
- In the past, we kissed a lot. - Really?
- I love kissing. - You love kissing, don't you?
- I love kissing. - When we first met...
- ...we kissed every day. - Really?
- "Are you going out?" "Welcome home." - "Are you going out?" "Welcome home."
- "Are you going out for a kiss?" - Oh!
- Is that it? - Oh, come on!
- Even your partner kisses you. - "Are you going out for a kiss?"
Are you going out for a kiss?
- I see, but you like it, don't you? - I like it.
- That's how it is. - It happens.
- That's how it is. - "Who is it?"
- Is it you, by pattern? - By pattern?
- What are you talking about? - Why are you so calm?
Turn around.
- Hello. - Thank you. - You're handsome.
- Thank you. - You're so calm.
- You're a person I admire. - But...
- You're more beautiful than you look on TV. - No, no, no!
- You're more honest. - Yes, you're right.
- You look better in front of me. - What are you talking about?
- You look better here. - Oh, you mean my angle?
- No, you look better now. - Thank you. - You look better now.
- I'm so happy. - I do this all the time.
- If you were 45 centimeters tall, you'd look even better. - No, no, no!
- I don't think I can tell you that. - What are you talking about?
- You're not a babataro cat. - I'm not a cat.
- You're not a baby. - I didn't say I didn't have fake eyelashes.
- You're so excited. - I'm so excited. - You're so excited.
- You can see my teeth. - It looks like the angle you mentioned.
- Your profile is beautiful. - I know, I know.
- You can find your favorite angle. - Yes.
- Up to a moment. - Up to a moment.
- You can't believe it. - Why do you say that?
- You're like Mary Gordon. - You're like a movie - style freak.
It's fine.
She is also a young lady, so it's hard for her to do it.
She is like Reiwa's pervert.
It's not because she is beautiful.
It's because she wants people to think of her as beautiful.
It's sad, but it's hard.
As a job, she is ugly, so it's better for people to think of her as ugly.
As a comedy actress, it's hard.
As a woman, it's a happy story.
As a comedian, you can laugh like everyone else, but you are a professional.
Then I will wake you up.
Wow! You are cool!
You are a professional!
Then...
You are being serious.
Wait a minute.
Don't shake when there are two of you.
My body is shaking.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
This is what I prepared.
Hey, Hashimoto.
Can you pull it?
I want you to pull it.
Can you see my face?
You don't have to pull it.
Can you see me?
It looks good.
How do you like it?
It's ugly.
Right?
It's good. Thank you.
It's good.
It's hard for me to breathe.
Thank you.
How do you like it?
It's ugly.
Right?
What about my face now?
It's beautiful.
But your face just now...
I can see it.
Can you see it?
It looks good.
It looks good, doesn't it?
Let's do it one more time.
Thank you.
Let's continue.
This is what I prepared.
It's a Hana Hook.
It's a Hana Hook Pet Bottle.
I've never done it before.
As expected of Madonna.
There's no way we'd let you do it.
We'd like to put the bottles in, but...
Can we put them in?
No, it's a different era.
We can't get close.
Are you saying it in a different way?
No, it's not like that.
Don't eat it with just the weight of the basket.
Be careful.
Slowly.
Let's put one in.
Slowly lean back.
It's cute.
It's cute now.
That voice is cute.
What do you think, Nagano-kun?
It's like...
It's like Minilla.
A new character has emerged.
Nagano-kun, are you okay?
Are you okay now?
Nagano-kun, this is a big service.
You did it yourself.
Thank you.
No, it's nothing.
Were you able to wake up with these two?
Ugly...
I can feel it.
Did you feel it?
I'm sorry, but when I look at you in detail, I remember what you said earlier.
That's okay, right?
I'm used to it now.
When you say "wake up",
it's more like...
you did so much for me.
I don't know if I can say it correctly,
but you say you have a beautiful heart.
I think you're a very good person.
In that sense,
I have a good impression of you.
Wait a minute.
There's a big problem.
I'm falling in love with how much you've done for me.
This is bad!
She is really cute.
Can you see?
She looks like a woman.
But she looks like a girl.
So I thought she was cute.
Fukamura-san said she is cute.
Everyone became her fans.
But she is cute.
Inaisha-sama said she might like her as she is.
But I like her as she is.
But her profession is different.
So I am looking forward to her new work.
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