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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
I keep dancing with my cheek, and I'm captivated by you.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. It's time for Detective Night Scoop. It's time for Detective Nightscope.
A detective night scoop that takes a thorough look into the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions. I, Detective Nightscope, will thoroughly unravel various mysteries and questions in today's complicated, modern society.
I'm Hatsushi Matsumoto, the director. And I'm Matsumoto Shoshi, director of the bureau.
This is Saori Matsuda, a calligrapher. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth. The book is by Masuda Saori, and this detective office follows the request of the viewers, and immediately dispatches an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Yes, it's perfect! Yes, it's perfect!
You know, I've always wanted to say this, but...
So, staff members, you know, in the director's dressing room, there's a lot of food!
I'm the chairman of the Yamane Chairman's Association!
You can really eat a lot of sweets!
Let's go to your first request today. Today, let's move on to the first request.
Yes, the first request is from Mr. Masayuki Ogimoto, 50 years old, office worker who lives in Mie Prefecture. Yes, first of all, we have a request from Masayuki Ogimoto, who is fifty years old, and lives in Mie Prefecture.
I am a 50-year-old man who has remained single. I am a fifty-year-old man who has gone through a lonely life.
I don't have any special qualities, but if there's one thing I'm proud of over others, it's that I love spicy food. Although I have nothing in particular to boast about, the only thing I can boast about is that I love spicy food.
This summer, I participated in a campaign run by Glico where you can earn the title of super spicy lover. I participated in a campaign organized by Grico, in which you can get the title of "spicy food lover" this summer.
This campaign was organized by Grico, in which you can get the title of "spicy Retort Curry " "Lee"
Register your points on Glico's homepage and the first place to earn the most points during the three-month campaign period will receive Glico's special ``Karaumaou Gown'' as a gift.
You can also see the number of points you have earned and the points of your competitors on the homepage, and on the final day of the deadline, there was a bit of a Ted Heat.
I really wanted to get a Karaumaou gown, so in the end I spent about 150,000 yen, which was three months' rent.
Then, at midnight on August 18th, the final result, I bought 612 ``Lee'' and came in second place. I couldn't get ``Karaumaou Gown'' and it was a large quantity. Only the curry remained.
With only that feeling of emptiness remaining, what was the first thing that struck me? . .
It was a man named "Ronron".
What kind of person is "Ronron" really?
My interest in how he saw me during the match has increased day by day.
So, detective, I have a request for you.
Can you let me meet "Ronron" who has "Karaumaou Gaun" in his hands?
I would like to talk with you once.
Wait a minute.
There is too much information.
A lot of things have come up.
Let's clean up.
That's right.
This "Lee" which is 30 times spicy,
will be released from May to August every summer.
It will be released for a limited period of time.
A campaign has been held in accordance with it.
This "Karaumaou" campaign is the second one this year.
In order to meet "Karaumaou" campaign,
this "Lee" "Ogimos" has put everything into this "Karaumaou" campaign.
The first place is "Ronron" who has registered under his nickname.
The second place is "chest" who is named "chest" because "chest" wants to meet "ronron".
Will they be able to meet "Ronron" in person?
What do you mean "meet"?
"Karaumaou" campaign will be released from May to August every summer.
Excuse me, "Ogimosu" san.
"Karaumaou" campaign will be released from May to August every summer.
What is this?
It's called "sudden death sauce".
It's spicy.
This is "Lee" which is 30 times spicy, isn't it?
"Lee" which is 30 times spicy, isn't it?
This is "Lee" which is 30 times spicy, isn't it?
There are 20 pieces of "Lee" in one box.
How many pieces are there now?
523 pieces.
523 pieces!
How many "Lee" are left?
612 pieces.
You eat a lot.
I eat a lot.
Thank you for the meal.
You're lying! It's not spicy!
You're lying!
You're lying! You're lying!
You're lying! It's not spicy at all!
You've gone crazy, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
You've gone crazy, haven't you? Your senses.
In the first place, this "D"...
It's not just spicy, it's also delicious.
Yes.
It hurts, too, but...
In the ranking, you bought it to be the spicy horse king, didn't you?
When I saw it last year, I thought it would be in the top 100,000.
Yes!
When I think about it, I got 100,000 yen from the government.
You got it from the government?
Oh!
Oh! Salary?
Yes.
Did you use it for "D"?
Yes, I put it all in.
In the first place, you get a gown.
Like this.
"Spicy horse king" on the back.
Gown... Well... Gown...
To be honest, in the first place, it doesn't make any sense.
You couldn't get it, could you?
You can't help it because it's ugly.
This is the ranking.
I bought it 30 times.
If you buy one, you get 30 points.
I see.
At this time, I bought it 1,500 times.
This is it.
"Chest".
If you buy it, you don't get points.
There's a number there.
Yes.
If you type in the number on this website, you can get points for it.
I see.
Next...
"Ronron" appears here.
Oh, you're right.
6,610 times.
Yes.
And "Chest" is 1,500 times.
Yes.
At this point, they've already bought 6,000 gowns.
I thought it would be bad if I didn't raise it a little.
So I raised it to 10,000.
Next...
Oh!
"Ronron"!
"Ronron"'s...
Yes.
It's the same.
It's number one.
And "Chest" is also number one.
It's true!
"Ronron"!
I thought there was still room for improvement.
I thought it was bad.
You thought "Ronron" still had room for improvement.
Yes.
"Ronron" didn't have room for improvement.
I thought "Oh no".
Did you finish it?
On the last day, the 18th, I was at work.
I had a friend who was on leave.
I asked him for help and he ran around everywhere.
And?
Good!
"Ronron"!
I'm 19,200 times...
I thought "I can win this".
Then...
Ronron
28,000 times!
I was even more crazy.
How did you feel at the time?
150,000...
You spent 150,000...
You wanted a gown...
First of all, I checked the expiration date.
If you don't eat 25 per month, you won't be able to consume it.
If you don't eat 25 per month, you won't make it to the expiration date?
You won't make it.
Did you regret it after that?
After that...
He was someone who had room for improvement.
So I thought he would be independent.
And...
40s...
30s or 40s...
I see.
When you met "Ronron"...
What did you want to tell him?
I thought of "Ronron" as "this guy".
But he thought of me as...
"Mr. Chest".
And...
After all...
I wanted to see his gown.
That's right.
I've never seen it in real life.
Hello?
Hello, this is "Ikuriko's Smile".
I'm sorry.
This time...
Curry...
What is it? Curry...
"Karaumao"...
Yes, yes.
There was a campaign, wasn't there?
A campaign where you buy a lot of things and eat them.
That's right.
Next to me...
Yes, yes.
There is a second place...
Yes.
"Chest" is here.
Oh, "Chest" is second place.
Do you know "Chest"?
Oh, yes. We also look at the ranking every day.
So I was looking at it the other day.
The name has reached "Guriko"
It has reached you.
You bought 612 gowns, but you haven't worn them yet!
Even though you gave me 610 gowns,
I'm really happy, but...
This is a world of competition...
Is it possible for you to give me your contact information or something like that?
There is also a little personal information.
Oh, yes.
Is it okay for me to write it down with the department in charge of it?
Oh, of course, of course.
"Guriko" is a first-class company.
Oh, it's coming up.
I also confirmed it with the department in charge of it.
Yes.
"Ronro" also gave me some money.
Oh!
Yes.
"Ronro" said "OK".
"Chesto" also said "thank you".
Oh, hello, this is "Chesto". Thank you very much!
Hello, this is "Guriko" Ikawa. Thank you very much!
I'm sorry for taking your time. Thank you very much!
No, no, no.
I'm sorry about the gowns.
It's okay. You lost the game.
I lost, yes.
No, no, no.
"Chesto", I'm looking forward to next year, too.
No, I won't buy it next year.
That's great.
I have it for two years.
Oh, really?
"Ronro", I'll come and see you.
Yes.
Thank you.
If you could say "thank you" to "Ronro"...
To "Ronro", right?
Well, we've just arrived in Chiba, but it's already dark, isn't it?
- That's right. - Isn't it?
Which one is this?
Oh, this one?
Hisaki...
Family Clinic... Is it a hospital?
Hisaki-san.
Hisaki-san?!
Excuse me.
Good evening.
Um... I'm Detective Nutscope...
Is Hisaki-san here?
Yes, I'm his teacher. Please wait a moment.
Teacher?!
Oh, hello!
Excuse me!
Um... Are you Hisaki-sensei?
Yes.
Oh, hello! Nice to meet you!
Sorry for the sudden visit.
Excuse me.
Are you Hisaki-sensei?
Yes, I am.
Are you Ronron?
Yes, I am.
Are you Ronron?!
Ronron! It's me, Ronron!
Are you single?
No, no.
Oh, you're married?
Yes.
Oh, you're not married at all!
No, I'm not.
This person...
At first glance...
You don't know him, do you?
No, I don't.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Um... I was aiming for Karauma. My name is Chest.
Oh, you're Chest.
Chest?
Yes, I am.
Do you know him?
Yes, I do.
Would you like to talk with me?
Upstairs?
Yes.
Wow!
He's here!
Wait!
Ronron-san!
Yes?
Could it be...
Could you stand up and show me your back?
He's here!
This is us!
The real us!
He's here...
How many in total?
A little over 700.
But I'm going to eat them for a year.
It'll take me two years.
But I've changed my mind.
You're going to calculate it, aren't you?
I don't think I can participate in the championship next year.
You're not interested at all!
I like D.
30 times.
There was a little race, so I bought a little too much.
After that, you wanted a GAU and a Karate Maho.
Yes, I was thinking about it.
300 or 400.
If I can't get them, I'll look like an idiot.
If you can't get a GAU, you'll look like an idiot.
Mr. Chesto, it was bad.
You showed it from the beginning.
If you can get it, you'll buy it, won't you?
You can read it.
There are two other idiots.
Mr. Supertonton and Mr. Arasan.
I've seen you on TV!
I've been watching you.
There are four idiots.
But if you win, you're not the biggest idiot, are you?
The biggest idiot is...
I lost.
Thank you for coming.
Mr. Chesto...
From GAU...
GAU is no good.
Otawanure...
This is amazing!
This is impossible!
Here you go.
First place from GAU!
Is it okay for me to get it?
No, it's not a problem.
What are you trying to do?
That hospital is quite big.
At first, I thought you were in the hospital because you ate too much.
I thought you were in the hospital for a moment.
You're a manager.
Yes, I'm a manager.
He's a director.
From a woman's point of view, was GAU's cape cool?
It was cool.
Are you kidding me?
He's the king of doctors.
But what will happen next year?
That's right.
As I said, Ronron and Chess won't be in the show next year.
I think Super Tonton and Alassan won't be in the show either.
Because they eat for two years.
That's right.
The next generation is the new generation.
Two generations.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is "I don't know what you're talking about, but..."
Detective Takeyama investigated it for us.
The first request is from Masaaki Yamamoto, 53 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
"Let's go home, kids" is played in my town in the evening.
And my dog, Toy Poodle, always reacts in a strange way.
After a great run like a wolf, it makes a voice like it's talking.
It's like it's asking me something.
What do you want to tell me?
Is there anything you want to tell me?
The second request is from Tamiya Yoshiaki, who lives in Osaka.
She's 58 years old.
It's a strange request, but...
I'd like you to find out what I and my family are talking about.
What do you want me to tell you?
Two years ago, from his son's wife, who got married two years ago...
Sometimes, I was worried that he would say strange words with no meaning, so I consulted with him.
When I asked him about it again and again, I realized that it was a habit that I had been saying for about forty years.
Before I knew it, it was reflected in my wife and son.
That habit was supposed to be a word that Ryudo Uzaki said at the end of the song that was included in the record album of the downtown Bugi Bugi band.
But records can't be given to people and can't be listened to again.
And for forty years, I've been saying it over and over again every day without knowing what I'm saying or what it means.
So, what the hell are we saying?
Please investigate and ask us!
We went to two places. Please take a look.
Do you talk like a disaster speaker in the area?
What are you doing?
What are you saying?
I sent a video to Dr. Tanaka, an expert in dog training, and he watched it.
A wolf's howl tells you where it is in the middle of the day.
Since I became a dog, I don't need it anymore.
I don't need it anymore.
Then you're not talking about anything, are you?
No, I'm not talking about anything.
Is it commonplace?
When my son got married and got married for the first time in his life, his wife said strange things to him.
She sometimes said strange things about her husband.
When I heard it, I thought it was a habit of mine.
That's when you noticed it?
That's when I noticed it for the first time.
That's a habit of yours, isn't it?
Yes.
What is it?
It's called "kaparaba sabacco baby".
No way! What is it?
"Kaparaba". "Kaparaba sabacco baby".
"Kaparaba sabacco baby"?
It's strange, isn't it?
It's called "kaparaba sabacco baby".
No, it's strange. It's really strange.
When did you say it?
I watched it on TV and said it like "kaparaba sabacco baby".
I don't know what it means at all.
When I was a teenager, there was a band called "downtown boogie band".
Oh, you mean Ryudo Uzaki.
Yes, I love him.
I had a few LP records with me.
The song of the album ended with a bang.
And then Ryudo Uzaki said "kaparaba sabaco baby".
He said something like that.
It's been about 40 years since I've been thinking about it.
Have you ever thought about "kaparaba sabaco baby" at all?
No, I haven't.
You may have said something random on purpose.
Or it may have a solid meaning.
I want it to have a meaning.
I don't know if I'm really saying the same thing.
I may be saying it properly, but it may sound like "kaparaba sabaco baby".
Or it may have a solid meaning.
Yes, that's right.
I'll contact the staff.
I heard that the office of Ryudo Uzaki will listen to me today.
So if I go to the office, there may be a source.
So I'll go and ask.
Yes.
I'm in Tokyo now.
I'd like to visit the office of Ryudo Uzaki.
It looks like an office.
Oh, excuse me. I'm Detective Night Scoop, the detective you contacted me about.
Please come in.
Can I come in?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Wow!
Is this your studio?
Yes, please come in.
You must be working here, right?
Yes, I am.
I see.
When I was young, I heard you say "kaparoko, sabakko, baby" after your songs were over.
Have you heard of it?
No, I haven't.
Do you say "kaparoko, sabakko, baby" a lot?
Do you say it often?
No, I haven't heard of it. I really don't know it.
I don't know it, so please wait for a moment.
Okay.
Please wait for a moment.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's been 40 years.
40 years.
But I'm sure you've heard of it since you were in a band.
Hello.
Oh!
Hello.
Wow!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for calling me.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
I'm surprised.
Wow!
I'm surprised.
No, no, no.
I heard you wanted to ask me something.
I'm Detective Night Scoop.
I've heard of you a lot.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much.
I've heard you say weird things.
I asked your mother about it.
And what you said was...
Can I say it?
"Kaparoko, sabakko, baby"?
How do you say it?
Maybe you say it when you get up from a chair.
A chair?
How do you say it?
Please explain it.
"Kaparoko, sabakko, baby"?
Do you say it when you go home?
I'm home.
I put my bag down.
"Kaparoko, sabakko, baby"?
You can't believe it, can you?
What kind of saying is it?
Did you say it?
I didn't say it.
I don't know what it is.
Can I say it again?
"Kaparoko, sabakko, baby"?
I got it.
You got it?
I just heard it.
Maybe it's this.
That's what I'm thinking.
Is there such a thing?
And it's...
I didn't say it.
In the middle of the song...
There's a break.
Then...
The lead guitarist, Wada...
Hey, say something there.
When I said it...
Wada's voice...
What? A bag? A bag number?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know either.
I've never said it.
Detective Night Scoop.
Yes.
The client came all the way from Osaka.
Oh, really?
It's been a habit for decades.
You don't know what it means, do you?
Wada, what song is this anyway?
It's a song called "Kakkoman Boogie".
"Kakkoman Boogie"!
(Ginza, Harajuku, Roppongi, Magi)
(and even up to Hibuko)
(Kakkoman)
(Even if you don't know anything)
(Kakkoman)
(You can't do it)
(Kakkoman)
(You can't do it)
(That's what's stopping you)
(Kakkakka)
(Kakkoman)
(Kakkakka)
(Kakkoman)
(Kakkakka)
(Kakkoman)
(Kakkakka)
(Kakkoman)
(Aaaaaaaaaa)
(Kakkadaka)
(Sir)
(Here I go)
This is it!
Mr. Uzaki, this is it! Mr. Wada said it!
Mr. Wada said it!
This is it! Mr. Wada said it!
Is this it?
This is it.
Does it have a meaning?
Yes.
It has a meaning, doesn't it?
The meaning of "kakkoi" is something like "cool", doesn't it?
"Kakkoi" means "cool", doesn't it?
In the past, for example, there was Hamakotoba.
Hamakotoba.
It's a mixture of "babibubebo" and "yokohama" that only acquaintances know.
In English, it's slang.
That's right.
That's what "yokohama" used to say.
And there's "nosakotoba" in Shizuoka dialect.
Yes.
For example, "kakkoi" means "cool".
If you mix it up and say "nosakotoba", you'll get "sabakotoba".
Is it like Wada's original slang?
Yes, it's original.
He was playing with words like "babebebebo" in Yokohama.
So "kakkoii" is "kaba-kobo-i-bi-i-bin".
In other words, he's stepping on "boin".
And this is what Wada was talking about in Shizuoka.
This is also a play word, isn't it?
It's called "nosa" in Shizuoka.
He put "nosa" in it, too.
So "kabanobosabakkobo-i-bi-i-bi" is "kabanobosabakkobo- i-bi-i-bi".
It's one of the most complicated words in Shizuoka.
In other words, "kakkoii" is "kabanobosabakkobo-i- bi-i-bi".
This is what happened.
In other words, when Uzaki and his friends were young,
they always put "babebebebo" in their words.
Even in Kansai, it's used a lot among postwar students.
It's like "jk" in today's world.
When Uzaki was recording, he said "Wada-chan, put something in here".
When Wada-san was recording, he said "kabanobosabakkobo-i-bi-i-bi".
It was a perfect solution.
And it felt good.
When I saw the dog, I was like "wow!".
But after the recording, it was a great recording.
That's right.
I didn't know it would be such a literary thing again.
Let's move on to the last person for today.
This is a request from a 20-year-old college student who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
I've always loved old men.
An old man you think is cool with a night scoop...
Detective Ishida.
When I saw him get close to the client and work hard to solve the case, I thought he was cool as a man.
And recently, every time I see Detective Ishida on a night scoop, I notice myself getting excited.
It's like my first love.
I don't know if this is love or just excitement.
If my wish comes true and I see many different sides of Detective Ishida in front of me, I think I can tell if this is love or not.
For example, his necktie loosening posture, singing, getting close to the client and solving the case...
Can Detective Ishida show me any of these?
Thank you for your time.
If I were her, I would say her necktie is really cool.
She's cool, she's cool.
But it looks like she really likes old men.
This client of hers, she's in her 20s.
She seems to love curry soup.
Is it love or excitement?
I want to know which of the two it is, so I'm going to solve it.
Please watch.
I'm going.
- No! - Excuse me!
- Oh, hello! - Oh no, oh no...
Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Detective Ishida.
- I'm Julia. - Oh, Julia-san. You're Takeshita - san, right?
- Yes. - What do you think of the name "Ishida"?
- It's cool. - Oh, is that so?
- It's cool. - I don't know if it's fun or not...
- Your mother came with you, right? - Yes.
- Mother! - Yes?
- Hello. - Hello.
- Mother, you're young, too. You came with me on this request. - Thank you.
- I usually only receive self-report that I like an elderly person. - Do you always yearn for it? - Yes.
- I want to say it if I can see the moment when I like it in real life.
- Do you mean "fall in love"? - No, that's a little...
- He's a married man. - I'm happy about it.
- That's why you're saying "fall in love". - Yes, I'll stop you there.
- Really? - Of course, you can't stop me there.
- I like a social teacher who is 53 years old. - 53 years old?
- Sorry, I'm 54 years old now. - I'm 54 years old.
- What do you like? - Colorful things and... - Colorful things!?
- Tall and... - A little cheerful and... - A little monkey-like face.
- Who's a monkey!? - No, you're married. - I am.
- You look like a child. - I watch your Instagram.
- Is love and excitement different? - Love is developing into love as a reason.
- When I see an entertainer, I'm like "Ah!". - I see.
- I don't know what it is yet. - It's like you're shaking in between.
- What are you talking about!? - Have you consulted your friends? - No.
- What did they say? - They said I'm weird.
- What do you want to see first of all? - I want to see you untie your tie.
- Untie my tie? Why? - I want to see you live a happy life.
- Okay, I'm leaving. I'm home. - Welcome back. How was work?
- I'm exhausted. - I'm exhausted, but I feel better now that I'm home.
What did you say?
Mom!
I'm exhausted.
How do you feel? Your love and excitement?
I don't know yet.
You don't know yet?
I want you to do a wall-bang.
Wall-bang...
After that...
I'll say my lines again.
Wall-bang!
Do you like me?
Yes.
My love for you has increased.
But I don't know yet.
I want you to sing for me.
Ozaki Yuta-kun's "I love you".
Is it love or excitement?
Excitement is strong.
But I don't know yet.
You don't know yet?
I like you because you are close to me and solve my problems.
I want you to be close to me.
We're in the night scoop, right?
I'm doing it while talking to the client and facing him, right?
Please prepare any requests you can make here.
A request from Shinta Takahashi, who lives in Hokkaido, who is 21 years old.
I'm a man's bare feet fetch.
I've seen Detective Ishida's bare feet in the night scoop,
and they were my ideal feet of choice.
So I'd like you to let me touch Detective Ishida's feet.
I've asked my boss for courage,
but he said no no matter what I did.
Since it's hard to touch,
it's really hard for me to feel dizzy every day.
What do you think of this request?
I want to go in, too.
You're in Hokkaido, right?
Mr. Takahashi!
Excuse me.
Hello.
Good morning.
You're cute.
Since when do you like Suazin?
I've liked him since before I entered elementary school.
Are you okay with Detective Ishida's bare feet?
He was a detective.
And Detective Ishida's feet were on screen at the time.
When I saw it, I thought it might be okay.
Do you like me?
No.
Okay.
It's very good. I like it very much.
What's good about it?
I don't know. It's rich and refreshing at the same time.
I'm not good at explaining with my senses.
Is that so?
I'll play "sasuri".
"Sasuri"?
I want to enjoy this work.
"Sasuri"?
Yes.
As much as you like.
It's very good.
I like it.
It feels good.
The foot massage is painful.
You put your finger in it.
It's very fun.
It's fun?
Yes.
"Sasuri" is the best, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much.
But I really want to eat it.
Please don't.
That's my way of becoming a psycho.
I'm not that close with you.
I don't want to listen to boring songs.
I love you.
It's boring.
I ran away and came here.
You're enjoying it, aren't you?
This room.
Nothing is unforgivable.
You two are like cat and dog.
This room is like an autumn box buried inside.
That's why you have a crying voice like a kitten.
On top of a creaking bed, you hold kindness.
If you hold each other's tight bodies...
This is not funny!
I'll ask you one last time. Is it love? Or excitement?
It's love.
When I saw him talking with the client at the end, I was convinced.
But I know love doesn't come easy.
From now on, I'll support him in front of the TV as his biggest fan.
Thank you!
What did you think of him?
He's the worst of the three.
Thank you for your hard work!
It was a mess!
But men really like legs.
Do you do painful things?
Yes, like stabbing with a pen.
What's that?
I want you to stab me with a ballpoint pen.
I'll stab you with a ballpoint pen for a while.
Then you'll feel good and stab me.
Scary!
That's love!
I don't know why!
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