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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you untie yourself
CHICU o ODORI TSUBUKETERU OMAE o And keep dancing with your cheek
TSUKAMAETE YUMECHU ni And get caught in the middle of it
The time for Detective Night Skoop has come! The time for Detective Night SKOOP has come!
I'm Kazushi Matsumoto, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which provides sharp advice on the complicated modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
I'm Saori Matsuda, the secretary! Based on the request from everyone watching TV, our detective bureau will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
Okay, now let's move on to the first request!
Yes, the first request is from Yosuke Hirata, 28 years old, male, who lives in Osaka Prefecture!
This time, there was something I really wanted to accomplish, so I requested it!
That is, we want to win the U-Force Slider champion at Nagashima Jumbo Seawater Pool!
The U-Force Slider is a slider with a large hole in the middle of the Suribachi, and it slides round and round inside the Suribachi.
If you lose momentum, you will fall out of the hole.
Most people fall into the hole in about two laps,
but I managed to grasp the trick and finally was able to spin up to four laps.
However, when I was looking at the video site the other day, there was a person who called himself "champion" and achieved six laps of threat.
While watching the video, I had a strong desire to win the championship no matter what.
Could you help me win the championship somehow? Thank you very much for your request.
Most people fall into the hole in about two laps, but I managed to grasp the trick and finally was able to spin up to four laps.
Here you are.
Your smile is lovely and kind.
- Is this... - Yes, this is a UFO slider.
- UFO slider! - Yes.
- Oh, it spins up and down from above. - That's right.
- There is a certain video which shows this person spinning up and down for six laps. - Wow!
- Six?! - Yes.
- For this video, two months ago... - Wow!
- I went to RISE UP. - Wow!
- Really?! - Yes.
- I weighed over 90kg, but I lost 10kg in two months. - To win six laps with this trick...
- That's right. - You're quite determined, aren't you? - Yes, I've put in quite a lot of effort.
- You went to RISE UP for two months... - Yes.
- Where do you start from? - Well...
- From there... - From the exit? - Yes, from the exit...
- From that starting point... - Starting point...
- Well... - If you go one more exit, it's one lap, right? - Yes, it's one lap.
- There is a legend of six laps left. - Yes.
- Let's take a look.
- Piano 3.5.
- Here we go!
- One!
- Five!
- Two!
- It's falling!
- It's falling! It's falling!
- Three!
- Four!
- Five!
- Last one!
- Six!
- Wow!
- As a person, I don't think I'm a champion.
- You look like you're having fun.
- I'm a little scared. It's been a while since I've done this.
- It's fast!
- I'm getting sucked in.
- Oh, I see.
- Here you go!
- It's fast!
- Wow!
- It's fast!
- Wow!
- I'm a little too energetic.
- Wow! It's falling! It's falling!
- It's falling! It's falling!
- Wow!
- Is it this or that?
- Wow! It's falling!
- Wait a minute! There are still three laps, right?
- Yes.
- Can you do six laps?
- No, I can't.
Oh, excuse me. Is this Yano Oneguchi speaking?
- Yes, it's me, Yano. - Oh!
- It's you, Yano! - Yes.
- In Nagashima Sparland... - Yes?
There were quite a lot of legendary people.
Well, it's true that if you do a slider, you won't lose.
- But you seemed to be almost invincible. - Almost invincible?!
You've never lost, have you?
Actually, I've been trying to break the record of U-force sliders, too.
- I want to compete against the champion... - Yes?
and win.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Well, you know, I don't want to lose, either. - Oh!
What do you think of this young man's challenge?
- I'm happy to see someone who's getting closer and closer. - Oh!
- You want me to beat him? - Yes.
- Your first record was three and a half laps. - Yes.
- Let's go from here. - Yes.
Let's see if you can break the record.
Let's start the race!
- Oh, that's good! - That's good!
Can you break the record?
- Oh, you almost hit it! - You almost hit it!
- Is it stable? - It's stable.
- Is it stable? - Go back! Go back!
- Is it stable? - It's stable.
We completed four laps, but it's still a long way to complete six laps.
I think you've seen a video of Mr. Yamada's UFO slider in detail.
In order not to fall into a hole today, it is important to maintain a fast speed.
Since water is supplied to the swimsuit, I think it's better to wear it naked.
- I think so, too. - If you have thick hair, you may want to shave your hair.
- If you have thick hair, you may get caught in water. - Yes.
Certainly, it's better to shave the hair behind you.
According to Mr. Yamada's advice, he reduced the area of ​​the swimsuit.
- I haven't seen it yet, but it has changed. - It has changed.
- I don't think it's a friction anymore. - Yes.
Look! It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
- Yes. - It's so beautiful! It's Paris Hilton!
- Paris Hilton in Nagashima! - It feels like I was reborn.
- You were reborn! - Yes.
2016 Ryuji Asian Championship 2nd place, Japanese Championship winner, Mr. Tanaka!
- But it's closer to Ryuji than I thought. - The overall start is 32nd place.
- That's right. - But it's a little behind.
I think Ryuji is a competition that will be very active.
- How do you feel about it? - That's right. It feels like I was reborn.
It's beautiful!
Oh, it's not different at all!
The speed is different!
It's different!
I can see some points.
Oh, please.
For ordinary people, they want to slide with only one butt point.
Do you want to slide with only one butt point?
To put it a little extreme, with only one butt point, you can turn like this.
Oh!
If you look at the champion's video, he slides like this with his heel and this hip compass.
Oh!
If you look at the champion's video, he slides like this with his heel and this hip compass.
Oh!
If you look at the champion's video, he slides like this with his heel and this hip compass.
Oh!
Please!
Go ahead!
Now, two points from here.
It's good!
It's beautiful!
It's fast!
Oh, it's coming!
Oh!
Oh, it's coming!
Bridge! Bridge!
Keep!
Now!
Bridge! Bridge!
It's crazy good!
It's not coming back!
It's good!
Oh!
Oh, it's coming up!
Go, go, go!
Oh!
Oh, it's coming up!
Oh, it's good!
Oh, it's coming!
Go, go, go!
It's crazy good!
He's was very deliberate.
He was going to stay in one position.
Bridge! Bridge!
Yeah! It's good!
It's crazy good!
- Oh! - Keep going! Keep going!
- Keep going! Keep going! Keep going! - Keep going! Keep going!
- It went like this! - It's good! It's good!
- It's coming up! It's coming up! - Wow!
- The sliding is... - You're doing pretty good!
- It's getting hard to keep going. - Yeah.
Your own movement.
You look like a good coach.
Coach! Coach!
Blocking!
I saw it!
Go up! Go up!
The legendary champion, Yano, has arrived.
It's a little far away, but...
It's burned a lot.
The burnt body.
It's so dark.
It's naked.
Yano is in front of me now.
It's amazing!
It's my first time.
I'm glad you're Yano.
You made the legendary six wins.
Thank you for your busy day.
How do you feel now?
I don't want to lose.
I've been practicing to win today.
I won't lose so easily.
This is UFO Slider's generation change.
You can do it.
I'll do it.
Challenger, Kiyota.
Yano, the champion.
The legendary one-way match begins now!
Kiyota, please!
Yes!
Please!
Go!
Oh, no!
One...
It's falling!
Two...
Oh, it's falling!
Three...
Oh, no!
It's falling!
Four...
Four and a half laps!
Without breaking the record...
I made a strange mistake in the first lap!
You went too far!
I'm a little frustrated.
The audience is...
Good job!
Thank you!
Well...
It's a one-time match...
I feel a little pressure...
Well, it's a little frustrating!
What are you doing?
Water pressure check!
Oh, my God!
I didn't know that!
Cute!
Now, the legendary one-legged match!
Champion!
It's Mr. Iwano's serve!
Here you go!
Oh!
It's fast!
Fast!
It's beautiful!
Two!
Wow!
It's not over yet!
Three!
It's legendary!
Four!
It's not legendary!
It's still there!
It's still relaxed!
Five!
It's still open!
Wow!
Six!
Wow!
It's almost six!
It's going!
Wow!
What a legend!
Amazing!
Mr. Yano, we have conquered the legend.
The one-sided battle of the legend is your victory!
I've never seen anyone run more than four laps.
I think you did a good job.
Thank you very much.
I'll train hard and come back again next year.
Mr. Yano, it's amazing, isn't it?
It was rich.
It was rich, wasn't it?
It's interesting.
When Mr. Tanaka from Ryuju came to Ryuju, he caused a sensation.
Is that so?
Mr. Yano is not only an old man.
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes, the following is a request from Mr. Yukari Fujimoto, who lives in Shiga Prefecture, who is 57 years old.
Due to the current corona crisis, the pet shop I worked for for 12 years has closed down in May.
But it is not the case that I am depressed.
I went to Hallowark to find a job, and thanks to you, I found a new job.
For me, it is an inexperienced cafe.
There, I have to make soft cream.
However, no matter how many times I do it, I can't do it well.
At this rate, it will cause trouble for the shop, and I myself want to overcome the wall.
Please make soft cream so that you can make it well. Thank you for your request.
There is basically only one cafe shift.
That's right.
I don't want to cause any more trouble, so I asked for your request this time.
Soft cream, will I be able to do it well? Please have a look.
Now, Mr. Fujimoto, who can't lose to soft cream...
Hello.
Are you Mr. Fujimoto?
Nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
How long has it been since you started working here?
It's only been two months.
Two months...
You can't make soft cream well...
That's right.
I used to think that you can make soft cream if you just do it normally.
You can also make threads easily, can't you?
That's right.
I felt like I could do it.
So I asked you to make one for me, and you made something I've never seen before.
Something other than soft cream...
Yes.
What kind of creature is this?
It's food, isn't it?
That's right.
Please make one and let me know what it looks like.
Wow!
Are you serious?
This is still on the book, so it's better.
It's still all on it.
This is the result of two months.
No, no, no, I can't, I can't.
I can't tell you the results like this.
But you're going to tell me, aren't you?
It's only been two months, so it's hard for me to tell you.
Oh, you're using up all your energy.
You want me to tell you more, but you can't?
Can I tell you, detective?
What?
I'm a detective, so tell me.
What?
You want me to tell you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, well...
That means it's in each person's hands, right? What you want us to ask you.
Now, usually the staff says seven people to Fujimoto-san, but
Mr. Tano and Mr. Tsukamoto came from among them as representatives.
Thank you.
First of all, I would like to say something to Mr. Tano, who was a teacher.
The tip for wrapping soft cream is...
"shukrukrukchon" you say, but...
Could you tell us more specifically?
I'll tell you.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
That's the first one.
Oh...
Yes.
I also did it from behind, putting my hands together like this...
We did it, right?
You taught us a lot of details!
Yes.
You taught us a lot of things, didn't you?
From the beginning...
Mr. Tano...
From the beginning...
Oh, all of a sudden?
You did it all of a sudden?
No, I made about two mistakes, but...
It's hard for someone who can't do it.
Did you say you couldn't do it because you didn't know how you felt?
You're mad!
Okay, Mr. Tsukamon.
Hold hands and spin together, but the direction you want to spin with me is the opposite.
It's left-handed.
It's the opposite.
It's left-handed, but I can spin right or left.
Both.
You said it, didn't you?
Yes.
I'm scared.
It's hard, isn't it? Working is hard no matter what you do.
It's hard.
That's the key.
Let's start from the beginning.
I'm sorry. I think I've told you a lot, but I think it's from the beginning.
Now, we're going to start Ms. Rimos's training.
This time, Ms. Sujata helped me and provided me with about 150 servings of soft serve ice cream.
You can eat as much as you like.
Thank you very much.
However, I'm already famous for being able to eat.
This time, Ms. Imoto, who previously asked me to eat a lot, came.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Here you go.
This is...
Big!
Last one! Last one! Last one!
He did it!
Amazing!
Is the soft serve ice cream okay?
It's okay. Before in Tokyo,
I've eaten a 3.5kg parfait with soft serve ice cream.
You've eaten a 3.5kg parfait with soft serve ice cream.
You can go up to 3.5kg.
At least.
I got it.
I feel like you can go even higher.
So go for it!
Put it on.
Turn it.
It's a butterfly.
Is it a butterfly?
It's a butterfly.
Can we say it's a butterfly?
It's only a butterfly.
How does it taste?
Is it good?
Would you like to taste it?
Here. Remember the angle.
Like this.
Go straight.
You're good!
I think you're fast at turning it.
My hands are fast at turning it.
I see.
You've calmed down a little.
Do you stand up in the middle of it?
Yes, I gradually stand up.
When do you stand up?
That's the detail.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being arrogant.
Could you tell me when to stand up?
Stand up slowly.
Which way are you rolling?
There is only one direction, right?
Which direction do you want me to stand up?
That's not good.
Could you stand up with your legs open?
Me?
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Got it.
Calm down.
Slowly. It's okay.
- The first round. - The first round was bad.
Have you all been able to do it before?
With someone new.
I've been appointing teachers all the time, but when a new person comes in...
I can't do anything with people who quit without being able to do it.
After all...
After all you said it with your fingers.
It's your fault.
It's your fault you didn't say it with your fingers.
No, no, no.
You've become a teacher after all.
What's wrong?
- I'm shaking. - Are you shaking?
- Is it cold? - It's cold.
- It's cold.
- Where do you put it? - Where you put it.
The first round was bad.
- Turn it around. - Sorry, sorry.
- Put it in straight. - Put it in.
- There, there, there. - There, there, there.
- No, no, no. - There, there, there.
It's the best feeling.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
- Can we ask Sujata-san? - Yes.
- Hayakawa-san. - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Can we see it once? - Yes.
What it's like?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Can you do it?
- I did it! - I did it!
- I'm sorry, Ms. Hayama. - I got it.
- Spread your legs. - I tried not to move too much.
- Let's do it one more time. - Yes, let's do it one more time.
It might be too late, so we'll do the final test now.
Can she roll the sword cream well?
She did it!
- Wait a minute, Ms. Tsugumo. Can you do it? - I can do it.
- You can do it! - Thank you!
- Thank you so much! - How do you like it?
- I want to eat it. - She wants to eat it!
- It's really good! - Thank you so much, everyone.
- Thank you. - She's an idol.
- Can you do it? - I can do it.
- Sometimes you can do it differently, but you can't do it like you used to.
- However, Ms. Imoto didn't come back from the bathroom.
- She ate about 38 of them, about 5 kilograms.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes, today's last request is from Satoshi Michitsuji, who lives in Miyazaki Prefecture, who is a 36-year-old office worker.
This time, I had the biggest consultation in my life and asked for it.
The other day, after taking a bath, I made a mistake and ate my wife's favorite Papico kiwi flavor, which she cherished so much, and we had a fight.
I couldn't stand it anymore and threw away all ten bags of Papico kiwi flavor that my wife had been trying to buy.
Because of that, my wife's anger reached its peak and we are now in a crisis of divorce.
Get me the Papico kiwi flavor you threw away. If you can't do that, divorce me.
I say every day that I don't care if Papico divorced me because of me.
Even if you went to a nearby supermarket or convenience store, the kiwi flavor was already sold out.
It may be resold next spring, but it doesn't seem like it will last until then. Please look for Papico kiwi flavor. Please save us from divorce crisis. We ask of you.
This is really...
Her hands are full of feelings.
It's full of love, after all.
It's amazing.
She's divorced.
And on the day of the shoot, the other day was Typhoon No. 10.
It was the day of the direct hit.
Miyazaki.
She came to Tokyo the day before.
I don't know about this, but she started out as a cameraman in an office.
I don't know about this, either.
Please look forward to it.
Thank you for having me.
Well...
I've read most of it, but...
Yes.
First of all, you ate it, didn't you?
Yes.
The Papico your wife was picking up.
Yes.
And it's not just any Papico, is it?
That's right. It's a limited edition kiwi flavor.
Kiwi flavor?
Yes.
She said she'd get a good divorce, but she didn't tell me where her bag was.
Wait, wait, wait.
Then I'll go look for it right away.
Actually, there's a video of her getting angry all day.
That's a divorce trial.
What should we do?
Oh, ice cream.
You should eat some, too, Mori-chan.
What about Maria and Papiko?
Oh, I haven't found them yet.
Are you sure you're looking for them? You're not serious at all.
I'm looking for them.
How long are you going to look for them?
You're scary.
I think they'll come out in spring of next year.
I'm not going to wait that long.
I'm going to look for them, so wait a little longer.
Wow, that's realistic.
First of all, we should say hello to your wife, right?
Oh, of course.
You know about "night scoop", right?
Yes, I know about it.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Hello.
Your husband has taken his seat away from you, so I'd like you to tell me what's on your mind.
"Divorce", what's the keyword?
I can't believe it. I didn't think you'd do something like that, so I cried a lot.
I was going to leave as it is, but...
Oh, on that day, on that spot...
That's what I wrote.
Divorce? Divorce notice?
Yes.
Divorce notice? Are you okay with that?
What? Is it weird?
Well, it's been around for a while now.
My parents know that I love ice cream.
They know you like ice cream.
I'm not going to divorce you because you threw away your ice cream, right?
To my parents, too.
Hmm, Mariko loves ice cream.
It can't be helped.
I'm sorry for being so rude.
It's dangerous if I don't find it and go home.
It's dangerous.
It's the first time I've seen my husband's face pushed against a divorce certificate.
Live.
Your husband also moved once, didn't he?
How many points do you think it is?
Well, 100 may be a little exaggerated, but it doesn't feel like a scratch at all.
What? Isn't there such a thing?
I've thought about making it.
If you can reproduce it, it's good.
Papico's white sour.
If you add kiwi to it.
Yes, I'll put it out first.
Papico's white sour flavor.
Do you want me to mix it with ketchup?
All the weight and meat.
It definitely goes well.
The color is also greenish.
It's a little green.
It smells like this.
Wow.
Is it really broken?
Isn't it okay?
Ta-dah!
Look.
How is it?
I feel like the color is a little dark.
But it's like this.
Isn't it a little like this?
It was quick to judge.
It's like you're eating kiwi.
Is it strong?
It's sour.
There's no way you can do this in the first place!
It's a product made by Glico-san's corporate efforts and research.
Excuse me.
Japan Icemania Association.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Iceman Fukutome.
Is this all?
That's right.
This is a package of ice cream we ate.
We kept all of them.
It's about 7,000 points.
7,000 points?!
About ice cream...
Right now, he is...
In danger of divorce.
In danger of divorce?
That's right.
The ice cream is...
Papico's...
Kiwi flavor.
Papico's Kiwi flavor?!
That's a great reaction.
Do you know about it?
Of course.
It's called "Kiwi seed".
It has seeds in it.
It's like you freeze Kiwi and suck it.
It's really good.
I'm tired of Kiwi as it is.
It's not good at all.
By the way, Papico is connected.
It's positive and cheerful.
I want you to get along with each other.
That's what it says.
There's not a single element that gets in your way.
I found it.
This is it.
I've never seen it before.
Thank you for your time, Iceman Fukutome.
I'm looking for Papico's Kiwi seeds.
Seven times.
Seven times?
Yes.
All we can do is go to the manufacturer.
I see.
That's right.
But if you say it's not there, it's over.
I was scared and didn't want to do it.
Now, we've come to Glico in Umeda, Osaka.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Hello. Are you from "Ice"?
Yes, I am.
My name is Kawahata, and I'm in charge of Papico at Izaki Glico.
Kawahata-san, I'm sorry for making you busy.
I have something to talk about with him.
My wife loves Papico's kiwi flavor.
She said she'd divorce me if I didn't look for it.
I see.
As a manager, I'm worried about you.
We're now out of stock.
I'm very sorry about that.
What?
No.
What?
We're out of stock.
We're out of production lines.
I don't want to eat Papico.
I want you to make Glico.
I don't know anything about Glico.
There is a Papico series called "Papi Veggie".
It's a kiwi and green flavor.
Would you like to try it?
I'm told no.
This is Papi Veggie.
You've tried it, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
It might be close.
It's delicious.
But it doesn't have a meaty taste.
The taste is mild because of vegetables.
I'm sorry for being arrogant.
No, not at all.
I'll look for it.
Can you give me a moment?
I'll wait for you.
I'm sorry. The sale is over, but I need some kiwi.
What are you talking about?
I see. Thank you very much.
I'll look for something else.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Was there a stock in the laboratory?
Oh, really? Can you look for it for me?
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
Excuse me.
Yes, yes.
If you could give me five of them, I'd like to sell them.
Wow!
This is it.
Is it in there?
It's in there. It's okay.
Wow!
Yes.
This is it!
I'm a little excited.
Even if you collect Glico's power, there are only five.
There are only five limits.
There are only five things I can do.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little nervous.
Not at all.
I'm glad you're glad.
This is also...
Yes.
Miyazaki!
There are a lot of planes.
What?
So I can't go to Miyazaki.
What?
What's wrong?
What do you think about it?
No, no. Tomorrow...
Tomorrow afternoon...
Afternoon in Tokyo...
Then...
Yes.
Today...
Yes.
I went back to Hiroshima...
Yes.
By Shinkansen...
Yes.
I haven't moved from Hiroshima yet.
Yes, I saw it in the news.
Tomorrow morning...
Yes.
I'll go to Fukuoka...
Yes.
I'll go to Fukuoka...
Yes.
If you can go from Miyazaki to Fukuoka in the morning...
Yes.
Can you let me know?
Yes.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can send me anything and everything in Fukuoka.
You're talking nonsense.
It's 8 o'clock in the morning in Fukuoka.
My wife will arrive soon.
Finally.
Yes.
Good morning.
Good morning. I'm sorry.
It's early in the morning.
Let's tell them the results.
Yes.
What?
Puppy, this is a clean one.
It's not this one.
No, it's not.
Puppy Page is...
What is it?
It's not here!
Puppy Page has a strong kiwi flavor.
I found it!
What did you do?
I found it!
Was it in the back?
I found it!
You looked for it a lot.
I'm happy.
You stepped on Puppy Page.
It's strong.
Oh, no.
I couldn't find Puppy Page with a kiwi flavor.
Is this all?
How many did you lose?
Ten.
You lost ten.
You lost half of them.
Puppy Page with a kiwi flavor.
Eat kiwi.
Here you are.
Hmm...
It's good.
This...
It's not normal for a woman to eat a kiwi.
I'll forgive you this time.
Thank you.
One for your friend.
I have a peach at home.
You told me to eat a peach.
You did your best.
Yes, I did.
Even in Glico's powerful Gludoin, I managed to eat a kiwi.
It's a miracle.
I found it in a laboratory.
Veggies are good, too.
Veggies are very good.
Veggies are like...
Really?
Veggies are a little...
Veggies are delicious, aren't they?
Veggies are delicious, too.
It's okay if it's small, right?
Yes.
It's okay if it's small, right?
It's good, isn't it?
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