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I caught you in an instant
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly solve various mysteries and questions!
I'm your chief detective, Shuto Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Masuda!
At this detective office, we follow the requests of our viewers on TV, find the best detectives, and pursue the truth!
And...
Chief detective...
What's up?
We have a new poster for "Night Scoop"!
I like it!
I like this poster!
I like it!
It's cool!
I like it, but...
In the hallway...
In the song...
It was all...
It was like an election!
They come in and...
They come out and...
Like a stray cat...
Like a pet bottle...
Do you know this song?
It has some of the items from past masterpieces.
What?
Yes!
There are some, right?
Yes!
There are some.
Do you know?
There are some that I know of.
It's like a doll, isn't it?
Yes!
This is from Carnel Sanders, who lives in Dotonbori.
This is what Namase went looking for.
There are some that I know of!
Do you know of any?
I know of most of them.
You know of most of them?
Then tell me of one of them!
Well...
I'll go with something different from what you're thinking of.
What are you thinking of?
What is it?
What are you thinking of?
Tell me of something unexpected.
No, it's not unexpected...
Well, there are some songs that were released first and were delayed.
Ah!
"Yoku"!
"Yoku" was released first and I went there right away.
"Yoku" was released first and you went there right away.
It's a song from when the director asked for it.
I thought you didn't know of it, but you did know of it!
You're a strange person.
Well, let's move on to the first request!
Yes!
The first request is from Satsuki Nakamura, who lives in Kyoto Prefecture and is 54 years old and a self- employed person.
I always enjoy watching you.
In the past, our house's dog, who used to be in charge of military police and detectives,
was asked how many times he should stop playing ball.
In fact, our dog, Komame, doesn't know how tired he is at all,
so when he starts playing ball, he runs as fast as he can to throw the ball.
The last record was just 400 times, but our Komame will definitely break that record.
So we want to witness the moment our dog breaks the record,
and we want our detective to keep throwing the ball until our dog stops playing.
This time, our dog, Komame, plays ball more than he does every day,
but he is more tired than our dog, and he stops playing ball about 130 times.
At this pace, he is confident of breaking the record of 400 times, so we looked into it.
Did Komame break the record of 400 times? Let's watch the video.
Here it is.
Hello.
I'm detective Hashimoto.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Can I meet that dog?
It's dangerous.
Dangerous?
How dangerous?
It barks.
It barks?!
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Hello.
You have a leash at home.
Yes.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm Komame.
You're Komame.
Are you a boy?
I'm a girl.
A girl?!
I'm a mix of French Bulldog and Jack Russell Terrier.
Did you see the commercial?
I saw it. I saw it.
Even if you go to the bathroom, you can't go to the bathroom.
Yes.
So I'm wearing a diaper so you can do it on the spot.
Leave it to me.
Thank you very much.
Alright!
Yes!
Action!
Thank you!
Alright!
Yes!
Are you going to do this forever?
Yes.
Can you continue?
Can you really do it?
Ah!
Two hours have passed.
Two hours?!
What?!
Go to hell.
I did it!
I finally did it!
I did it!
It's 400 times.
Yes, we will win for sure.
Anyway, we came to the indoor dogland, Kurobakuza.
Nakamura-san is the manager, right?
Yes.
And you are the owner.
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you very much.
We want to go over 400 times.
There is no doubt about it.
Can you and Komame-chan do it?
Komame-chan is the only one who can't do it.
She is obsessed with the ball.
Since we have to do it under the same conditions as last time, we measured it.
It was about this distance.
I think we can do it about 500 times.
Let's do it!
We have to do it under the same conditions as last time.
It's heavy.
If you say so, we will do it.
We have to do it.
We have to meet the conditions.
Is this Kanpyushu or something else?
Can't we do it under the same conditions as last time?
Is it related?
I'm not convinced yet.
This is it, right?
Yes.
Let's do it!
Hey!
She is running.
Hey!
It's wasteful.
This way.
Take it to the wheeling line.
This way.
It's wasteful.
This way.
She wants to run while biting the ball.
It's a wasteful.
That kind of thing again and again.
It's a wasteful.
They want me to take it back.
That's all a set, every time.
I'm cool now. I'm going to increase my defense.
The orange one is too big for you, so I changed it for you.
Let's go!
The first try!
Go for it!
Give it back!
Good!
Wow!
You're kidding me!
It's a waste of a mysterious wing!
Where did it go?
It's standing up!
I'll bring it over here.
It's dangerous!
It looks like it's going to bite me if I hold it with my tennis ball.
Yes! That's it!
Well done!
It's perfect!
It was talking a lot with the dog.
It's amazing!
It's perfect!
You're like a pitcher!
It's 130cm.
It's an unknown area from now on.
What's this mysterious thing?
Give me the ball, please.
Here we go!
It's a bit out of bounds, but...
It's out of bounds, but...
I thought it was a police officer.
Thank you!
You're drinking like a club member. Are you OK?
Aren't you very tired?
You're drinking like a club member.
Like a club member.
Wait a minute. Is she breathing?
Did you say "ha-ha" at the beginning of the show?
I'll do it.
I'll do it for you.
Obviously, you're holding it.
It's too late.
Come here.
Oh, mysterious girl.
Oh, poop!
Poop?
She pooped!
She pooped like she was appealing to the camera.
Don't poop.
That's right.
You're conscious of the ball.
Wait a minute.
You're conscious of the ball while you're pooping.
You want to bring it back, don't you?
She looks like she's apologizing.
It's OK.
Can you poop?
I'll do it.
I feel better now.
Yes!
Oh, you're back.
Yes, I'm glad you're back.
You're back.
You look like you're in a competition.
You look like you're about to break your shoulder and butt.
Your butt hurts, doesn't it?
Oh, my butt.
Your butt!
Wait a minute.
You look like you're angry at the bank.
Do you like any other games?
Is there anything you like?
Just this one.
Just this one?
Yes.
This is your hobby?
It's a one-hour break.
Wow!
She's pretty fast, isn't she?
She used to be 400 in about two and a half hours.
Can I get some water?
Me, too.
There you go.
Is it OK for me to throw this?
She's being pushed.
There's nothing in there.
Hey, stop it.
Don't touch me.
Hey, stop it.
You see, I was stressed out.
Hey, don't touch me.
Stop it.
Ball!
Kohane, ball!
I'm stressed out.
I hope you don't get tired of me.
Let's go back.
The record is so high.
1,000 and 2,000...
Will it end?
I don't know the goal.
I thought it would end with about 400.
Finally!
400!
Really?
Yes!
Finally!
This is...
Finally!
Go! Go!
Go!
You don't want to lose.
I won for now.
You won for now.
First of all, you're amazing.
Congratulations!
All right.
You don't have to get tired of me.
I'm already full.
Wait a minute.
I'm too full and it's leaking from the side.
It's about twice as good.
Wait a minute.
It's not over at all.
Can you do it?
It's hard.
Where does your heart break?
It's funny.
It's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes.
You don't have to do your best.
I'll do my best.
You're amazing.
It's 500 yen.
I'm already tired of you.
Wait a minute.
Go ahead.
It suddenly came.
Can you do it?
Look at me.
Go ahead.
You're ignoring me.
I'll do it.
It's heavy.
Give it to me.
I like it.
It's getting heavier.
It's getting loose.
You destroyed the ball.
You can throw it if you have it.
You destroyed the ball and tore off its fiber.
Can you do it?
Here we go.
Watch me.
Here we go.
Can you do it?
Here we go.
Hey, give me the ball.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
You don't give me the ball anymore.
Can you take the ball?
Yes.
She doesn't like it.
It's over.
She doesn't like it.
You did your best.
Thank you.
I'll show you the score.
It's 504.
Isn't it amazing?
She doesn't like it.
It's tough.
I lost my nerve.
I threw my hands like this.
Then it hit me like this.
I looked like a woman's.
She suddenly remembered it.
Suddenly she hesitated.
Let's listen to the next request.
Yes, the following is a request from 36-year-old self- employed person Tai Soeta, who lives in Mie Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
I have a request for my four-year-old daughter.
My daughter has been into hair and make-up since she was two years old, and she is very enthusiastic about cutting and putting make-up on dolls with scissors.
Recently, it seems that she is not convinced of dolls, and she asks me to cut her hair, but that alone is really troublesome.
I would like you to cut my daughter's hair as much as you like.
Well, now she is four years old, and she has her own photo studio at home, and she has been admiring it since she was two years old.
Well, what happened?
Why are you hesitating?
I came to Ise in Mie Prefecture.
What is that?
This is a house!
Hello!
Please come in.
What is this place?
This is a house and a photo studio.
I take pictures of children and babies here.
My husband is a cameraman, and I coordinate and edit here.
That's good coordination.
Emma-chan wants you to cut her hair.
She has been telling you since she was a child that you shouldn't cut other people's hair.
Do you tell her that?
I do, but she looks like she's having a lot of fun cutting dolls' hair.
Dolls' hair shouldn't be cut either!
I'm not sending you that!
What is this?
It's a pair of scissors.
Oh, it's a pair of scissors!
I'll hold it for you.
Wow! You cut it with a big pair of scissors!
You cut it surprisingly skillfully.
What are you doing? You're tearing it up!
I'm finishing it up.
It's all slippery!
I want to let you do what you like as much as you want.
With someone else's hair.
If you're going to cut it up, do it with your own hair!
I don't like that!
Whose hair are you going to cut up?
A detective's or...
I don't like that!
I'm going to a nearby hair salon.
Whose hair do you like?
I like my mom's hair, but...
Why?
She doesn't do her job, and she's a weird god now.
I don't do my job, either!
Why don't you let your grandma cut it up for you?
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cute!
Let her cut it up for you.
No, I don't like that.
I like that round thing on top of you.
That round thing.
Let me cut it up for you.
What are you talking about?
I like that girl!
The one with the hot spring hat.
She has long hair.
She has long hair!
She dyed her hair.
She dyed her hair?
She dyed her hair.
No way!
Let me cut it up for you!
Oh, Yama-chan!
Hey!
Open it up.
- Hello, Yama-chan. - Hello.
- Yama-chan, what are you doing here? - I'm in the salon.
- A doll? - No, I'm in the salon.
- Oh, you're in the salon! - Yes.
- What's that? - A menu.
- A menu?! - Yes.
- A salon's menu. - Oh!
A haircut, a hair tie, and a shampoo.
(Yama-chan's haircut)
You got a nice haircut.
Oh, you're good!
Oh, you're good at cutting.
You got a nice haircut.
Oh, you got a nice haircut.
- You only cut dolls' hair, right? - Yes.
- Don't you want to cut someone else's hair? - No, I do.
- You do? - Yes.
You do?
Who do you want to cut first?
- My mom. - Your mom?
I knew it, it's your mom.
Who do you want to cut first? Who do you think it is?
I don't know.
- Your mom! - Your mom!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- You should get a haircut! - No, I can't.
- For your daughter. - No, I absolutely can't.
What?!
Who said that?!
But my husband is a hairdresser.
I'm thinking about what I'm going to do with my hair later.
You're good at drawing!
You're good at it!
I have another hairdresser friend.
She's a hairdresser who cut Emma's hair for the first time.
- That woman? - Yes.
So, Emma's first haircut...
You scared me!
Emma's first haircut...
You know why I got a haircut, don't you?
No, I don't know.
You know Ema-chan, don't you?
Yes, I know her.
She always cuts dolls' hair or something like that,
but I want her to cut people's hair as much as she wants.
Even if Ema-chan gets a haircut and it messes up,
her husband will fix it for her.
That's true. He does fix it for her, but...
Does it mess up her pose or something like that?
That depends on how warm Ema-chan's heart is.
I don't know what will happen, but...
I understand how you feel, but...
All you can do is worry, don't you?
Oh, you cut it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
If it's your first time getting a haircut,
you should tell Ema-chan that you got a haircut for the first time.
Should we do it?
Um...
I'm sorry!
What should we do?
Well...
One more person.
One more?
Um...
Our carpenter...
Come in!
Excuse me.
Hello.
Here.
Thank you for everything you did for me.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
My daughter...
is four years old.
I want her to cut people's hair as much as she wants.
Um...
It's long! It's looong!
How much do you cut?
That's up to you now.
It's scary.
My feeling is...
At first, it's better to be the same woman.
Because I don't know you.
I don't think I can cut it.
It's okay.
I think it's okay.
It's like love.
I don't feel like I'm trying to improve this person.
If you were my mother, I'd make you cute.
I think about it a lot.
Do you know?
You talk properly.
No, no, it's like a daughter's seed.
That may be something.
Right?
Even if you don't have a job order, don't turn it down.
It's true.
I'll ask you again.
Please buy me a drink.
I don't know.
It's scary, but...
Do you want to cut it?
I don't want to cut it.
I'm the only stupid boy.
But...
What?
Grandma?
Yes.
Grandma, you'll be cut.
You'll be cut.
You'll be killed.
Instead of me, you'll kill me.
That's how you say it.
I feel lonely.
Mom is here.
I'm sure she'll treat you nicely.
I think she'll treat you nicely.
I think she'll treat you like a human being.
I understand.
Right?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I don't know.
Then...
Look!
She's waiting for you.
Teacher!
Please!
Yes.
I'm scared.
Then...
I'll cut it right away!
Good job!
Wow, you're good!
You're good!
Ayano, cut it well!
She's cutting it.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
She's cutting it and throwing it away.
She's throwing it away.
She's cutting it!
You're good!
The result is...
I won!
There's some good shaki in it.
Shaki...
The whole thing...
It's cute now!
I'm so happy!
I'm glad.
I feel like I can live somehow.
I'm happy you cut your hair.
I'm glad you cut it.
Can you cut it again?
Can you cut my hair, too?
No, I'll leave it as it is.
I'll leave it as it is.
Really?
She's four years old.
She grew up so fast.
Yeah, she was.
It was fun and...
We weren't feeling hot enough...
I was bad, too.
Everyone was bad, too.
When I was shaving your hair, you said "Wow!"
We thought it was wrong to cut it...
Oh, yeah, no...
It could make things exciting.
We should have made it exciting together, better,
We thought we were bad.
If I were a director, I would cut here.
I would cut it off.
You would cut me off?
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request for today is from Keiko Kitagawa, a 37-year-old housewife who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
My fourth grade elementary school student son, Saktaro, loves lizards.
From the age of four, he has been addicted to lizards called "kana-hebi" and often goes to catch them and brings them home.
Knowledge
and has caught more than 80 of them.
There is something that Saktaro has been saying that he has regrets for a long time.
It is about a Japanese lizard that was bitten, talked about and let go of by an unknown older brother when he went camping with his family when he was in elementary school.
I also saw it, but it was quite large, so it seems that he was quite frustrated.
Now he says every time he refuses to catch a Japanese lizard with his own hands.
However, since then, he has never encountered a Japanese lizard.
He has been saying it all the time, so I would like you to grant his wish.
Since the age of four, he has loved lizards and has bought about 80 of them, which are a little greenish and smaller than "kana-hebi".
The Japanese lizard that he loves more than "kana- hebi" is the Japanese lizard.
Do you know what a Japanese lizard is?
I don't know much about it.
That's right.
After all, I don't know where a Japanese lizard appears, so Saktaro has worked hard.
Now, please watch the video.
Here you go.
Mr. Kitagawa Keiko of Iraisha.
Yes, that's right.
Did you marry your wife with that intention?
No, at that time, Mr. Kitagawa Keiko didn't come out that much.
When you got married, you were her son, right?
Yes.
Do you like lizards that much?
That's right.
In the summer, like in a trendy disease, I go hunting.
Do you say "hunting" when you go to Kitagawa Keiko?
That's right.
Does your son go hunting?
He brings back about that amount of food.
Could you call Saktaro for me?
Saktaro! Saktaro!
Oh, it's this way.
It's this way!
What is it?
Hello, everyone!
What is that?
Wait a minute.
Oh! Kanae!
Wow, I miss you!
How many do you have now?
About 24.
Wow! That's amazing!
Wow! Which part is amazing?
Your face.
My face?
It's cute.
How many do you eat per day?
17.
You eat almost everything.
In the video, you are...
I got you!
You hunt like a simple maker.
You walk, find and get caught.
That's why you are a hunter.
You are a lizard hunter.
Because lizards...
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
You are fast.
You lay eight eggs in a fire.
What? Really?
In your body?
Wow!
How can you lay such a big egg?
Two this morning.
Really? Really? Really?
Oh, you laid three.
What?
Wow! Wow! Three!
Look! Look! Look!
Why does it expand?
If the black dot doesn't face the top, it will shrink and die.
What?
Really?
Yes.
What?
Oh!
You dropped it!
It's okay.
What?
It was only for a moment.
Three years ago, I was bitten by a Japanese and I let it go.
Did it hurt?
It hurt. It was a little scary when I held it.
Oh, really?
It was like this.
What?
It was very glittering.
It was like a little sardine.
What? The atmosphere was like a sardine?
Glittering.
Are you confident you can catch it?
I am.
If I get bitten, I will never let it go.
I understand.
There are people who know about this kind of thing.
There is a hunter with me.
Hello, this is Narawaga.
Thank you for calling me all the time.
Yes, yes.
There is a 4th grade boy who really wants to catch a Japanese lizard.
Mr. Narawaga, isn't it a little difficult to aim and find it?
Even you, Mr. Narawaga, can't do it.
I know where it is.
It's different from catching it.
Is it difficult?
I don't know if it will be a tough battle.
So you can't do it?
No, it's okay.
This is a biological hunter, Mr. Narawaga.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
Mr. Narawaga, can you tell me about this area?
There are many species in this area.
It's like a sardine.
A sardine?
It's a sardine, right?
It's like a lizard.
It's like a lion.
It's like a baby lion.
That's where the sun comes out. It's not strange even if you're there.
Does it look like the sun?
It comes out often during the day.
Does it come out often during the day?
That's right.
It's usually near a place where you can escape as soon as an enemy comes.
Oh, I see.
So in a place like this, there's a lot of grass in the back, right?
You can escape there, and the closest fire to it comes out.
For example, in a place like this.
Yes.
It's often in a situation like this.
For me, it goes down a lot without talking.
Does it go down that much?
It keeps a distance that you can't feel each other's presence at all.
It's completely the opposite.
It comes from this state.
It's hidden in the grass here, too.
And by going like this, you have to go to a wide place.
I see.
It's getting closer and the lizard is in danger.
If you stay like this, you'll be slow to react and humans will definitely be slow.
So even if you're here, you'll never hit it like this.
I think it's about ten centimeters corrected.
It's good if you can hold it somewhere in your body.
With both hands like this.
I see.
Whether it's a tail or a torso, it gets stuck somewhere.
So it's like this just before you aim.
Maybe it's faster than a fire snake.
When I took a bite of a Japanese lizard, it was rated as ten steps below.
A fire snake is probably second place.
Second place!
It's a different level.
Does the Japanese lizard have its own horn?
It's not a horn, it's a stone like this.
There are mountains, forests, and grass behind it.
And there's a stone like this for warming up your stomach.
It comes out like this.
Oh, there it is!
Even if you only look at its tail before it bites you.
Oh, it bit you!
- Where is it? Huh? - As soon as you got on it, it went "peh"!
- Don't rush! - Is it gone? Is it gone? - Yeah, it's gone.
- You have to go around it from behind. - It's this way.
- You can't let it go this way. - It's not a strategy at all.
- Oh, it moved! - It's small, but... - A wall! - It's the third one. What's wrong?
- But there's no gap between the rocks, so it's just a speed match.
- You can't let it go around it. - Oh, there it is! - Oh, there it is!
- It's completely... - Is it a stick or something? You're going there, right?
- Saku, are you crouching? - Yeah, I'm crouching. - I'm going from behind you.
- There it is! - You can see it, right? Go!
- What? You just got scared! - You just touched it! - You can still go! Chase it! Chase it!
- Where is it? Where is it? - It's up there! It's up there! It's up there!
- I'm sure you can do it! - Saku, are you scared?
- Oh, there it is! There it is! It's big! - Which one? - It's really big!
- Oh, it's huge! It's huge! - I'll put it up from behind you. Is it around here?
- It's over there, right? I saw it. - I'll put it up for you. I'll put it up for you.
- Which one is it? - Saku!
- What? It was really big just now! - You're a keeper, aren't you? You can catch it with your body.
- Don't catch it too big! - There it is! I think it'll run over to the side where I'm standing.
- There it is! Look! - Oh! It's in my hand! - It's in your hand! It's running over your hand!
- It's too fast! - There it is! - It's coming! It's coming! What are you doing?! Catch it!
- It's fast! - There it is! It's on that grass.
- It's pretty big. - Oh, my God! What should I do with it?!
- You should chase it as much as you can. Like this. Like this.
Like this.
Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Go!
Did you catch it?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Did you catch it?
Huh? Huh?
Did you catch it?
The tail.
Ah!
That was a dead shark.
That was big, wasn't it?
It's getting closer.
Ah!
Ah! It's coming out again.
It's coming out. It's coming out.
Ah!
It's no good.
Ah! I'll catch it now.
Huh?
I'm catching it.
Can you hear me?
I'm holding it now.
I'm going to run to the road now.
I'm going!
Ah! It's stepping on me!
It's stepping on me!
You can't catch it here.
You can't!
Try to remember what happened three years ago.
It's frustrating.
I know, right?
If you can't catch it with your own feelings...
You can't catch it.
It's a battle of instincts and instincts!
Ah! There it is!
Where?
Look! It's on the tree.
Can you see it?
I'm catching it!
You can do it!
Go forward! Go forward! Go forward! Go forward! Go forward!
Did you catch it?
Did you catch it with your left hand?
Catch it! Catch it well!
Didn't you catch it?
It's here! It's here! Catch it!
Did you catch it?!
Saku! Saku!
Catch it! Catch it!
It's your best chance!
Catch it! Catch it!
It ran away! It's in front of you!
Catch it! Catch it! Catch it!
Did you catch it?!
There!
It's a keeper, right?!
It should be in there!
Catch the ball! Keeper!
Ouch!
Nice goal!
Alright!
Did you catch it?!
I caught it!
Alright!
I caught it!
You did it!
Saku, how is it compared to the one you let go of three years ago?!
It's smaller, but I'm really happy!
See?! You caught it with your own hands!
Nakawaka-san and Detective-san, while you were catching it...
There!
How is it?!
It's big! It's really big!
It's completely different!
It's completely different! There's a huge difference!
This is almost...almost max size, right?!
Hold it! Catch it!
Hold it tight and run!
Your face is scary!
Saku!
Is this the size we let go of three years ago?!
You too!
Can you see it over there?!
Go! Go! Go!
It's gone!
Catch it! Catch it!
Catch it!
You did it! You did it!
I did it!
Don't let go of it!
You did it!
Hey!
It's amazing!
It's huge!
It's about the same size as three years ago.
You did it!
Revenge success!
You did it!
Revenge success!
It's big! It's a little creepy, but...
Even if you're scared and you find it, it won't go away.
I'm a little sad in the middle of it.
I've given you so many chances.
You've seen it, right? I'm talking about it in my head.
That's right! As he grows up, adults also gradually turn away from him.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to catch you!
I'm going to give you a lot of gold.
Now, this game is up to your request.
For those of you who have accepted our request, we will give you this detective notebook.
So, let's meet again next time! Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!