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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
Keeping looking for you in your dream... Keeping looking for you in your dream...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
A detective night scoop that takes a sharp knife into the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
I'm Hisashi Matsumoto, the director!
My name is Shori Masuda and I am a secretary. Based on the request from the TV viewers, our detective bureau will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue Hatamura.
This time too, social distance.
- Discant. - Distant.
- Distance.
Well, I don't know about that.
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day!
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Ms. Fuyuka Handa, a 34-year-old housewife living in Miyagi Prefecture.
- Good evening, everyone. - Good evening.
My husband runs a goldsmith factory, but the company is having a hard time with this corona problem.
There is something I really want to grant my husband so that he will continue to work hard.
It is "revenge" of "kenka-goma" confrontation.
All over the country, small and medium-sized companies, etc. fight with metal pieces they have made themselves, and national competitions and world competitions are also held.
My husband also participates in such competitions, but there is a company called "Iwanuma Seiko" that became third in the world competition five years ago in my hometown, and I have never won in that piece.
There are pieces that have been improved since they lost.
Could you give me an opportunity to play against "Iwanuma Seiko" and help my mentally weak and losing husband?
If I can win, it will be confidence and encouragement and I think it will be a force to overcome the current situation. Thank you for your request.
I went to a metalworking industry high school in Kanagata.
My salary is about 650 million yen.
It's not that high, is it?
You're getting angry.
It's not that high, is it?
I was doing it.
By the way, do you know about "koma"?
I didn't know about "koma", but...
There is a standard for "koma".
If it is less than 2 cm in diameter and less than 6 cm in length, any shape of "koma" is fine.
If you make it yourself and win the third place company, it will improve vigorously from here.
I was told by my wife's request.
Please.
The face shield is different from mine.
Yes, my husband made it and donated it to various hospitals because of the coronavirus.
Isn't he a very good husband?
Oh, is that so?
What are you laughing about?
He is a good husband.
Isn't he?
Yes.
How is it recently due to the coronavirus?
It is in a very bad state.
To be honest, your income has fallen.
That's right.
It has fallen.
If you don't work hard on it, you won't be able to do it.
That's right.
I know you want to hit your husband's butt.
I've been hitting it and hitting it.
If it was a bed, there would be no cotton.
I hit it like that.
Why do you want him to revenge after the fight?
I want him to be more confident and excited about his activities.
You have an official video.
Yes.
I don't think you know what it is, so I'd like you to take a look at it.
There are various types of super heavyweight standard models.
That's right.
I think you're a man.
It's really cool.
I feel this technology.
This is the last one.
Oh, it's closed.
What is the name of this team in third place in the world?
It's SEIKO IWANUMA.
What do you say about yourself?
I can never win.
You're too weak.
Am I weak?
Is it called a heart?
I think my mentality is smaller than drinking.
Now, we've come to the factory run by my husband.
Who is your husband?
Koko-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Unlike what I imagined, I'd like you to take revenge on me.
I can't win.
Being weak is what worries me about the future of this factory.
What are you talking about?
Does it matter?
It does.
Don't pretend to be a couple.
Okay.
I'm lucky.
But you're mentally weak.
Because you're a drunkard.
Because I'm a drunkard, too.
Are you going to do it or not?
Shall we do it?
Sounds good.
This is a piece made by my husband.
Which one is the strongest?
For me, this one is the strongest.
I'll open it.
Wow, it opens like this.
It's amazing.
It's hard to spin it.
It spins a lot.
Even if you bounce it off, it won't go back when it stops spinning.
Even then, you lose.
Even if you bounce it off, it won't go back.
It's back!
That's amazing.
Ready...
It's back!
It spins a little.
It's back!
Wow, it's going back!
Wow, it's back!
It's back.
Yes, hello?
Are you the president of Iwaguma Seiko?
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you, president.
I'm Maeda of the program Detective Night Scoop.
Do you know Mr. Handa?
Mr. Handa?
Yes.
I don't know him.
That's right. After the fight, if you win by revenge, won't you let me play against you because you think you'll change your mind?
Well, that doesn't matter at all.
Thank you very much. Please wait for a moment. I'll go back to Mr. Handa.
I'm sorry, but thank you very much.
Yes, please be careful.
Wait a minute. It's like when you go to a farm.
How do you feel now, ma'am?
Defeat, Iwano is a success!
Here you are!
Thank you.
Hello.
This is Kuroda-san, the vice chairman of the All Japan Manufacturing Piece Competition Association.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
Mr. Kuroda-san, you've really succeeded after the fight.
I always watch you on the Internet.
What?
That's how I feel.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
That's amazing.
You're the strongest man I've met today.
Is that so?
You have about a K-1 sponsor.
That's right. I collect sponsors and manage them.
Here we go.
You're too nervous.
I'm nervous now.
This is it!
This mental weakness!
This "blue blue blue" means defeat, doesn't it?
Wow!
Your own power is returning more and more.
Is that so?
If you do it like you're doing now, you can't win.
Can you do it?
My mental collapsed for a moment.
I see.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You just need to practice turning it well and hard.
It hits the target.
How about starting from the middle of the target?
What do you mean?
If you hit it from here, it might hit it.
So, it's better to start from the center.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
I'm a little tired.
Let's take a break.
I'm a little tired.
It's hard!
Actually, I'm not very good at it, either.
I'm getting used to it.
You're the best!
That's right!
Let's raise it up!
You're good!
You're the best!
How do you feel? Do you feel better?
It's getting better than the beginning.
You're getting more forward.
That's good!
That's really good!
Let me borrow this and play against you.
Ready?
I got it!
Good.
Just close it.
Did you see that? I beat you!
Ready?
I got it!
Good!
How do you feel?
Do you think you can win?
I'm starting to see it.
How can you grow in such a short period of time?
That's cool!
I'm happy!
Finally, our host, Mr. Iwanuma Seiko, is here!
Mr. Iwanuma Seiko's wife! Mr. CEO!
Yes, I'm his wife!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for having me!
I'm Komab's ace, Sato!
Yes, I'm Sato!
Mr. Sato!
Yes!
I'm sure you have a solid backbone!
I'm looking forward to it!
Ready...
Set...
Go!
Mr. Iwanuma Seiko!
You've won the world's third prize!
A big guy came to see you.
Yes...
What?!
Isn't he a big guy?
Why?!
He gave you a hard training!
Oh my god!
And you look...
...dirty.
How do you feel now?
I think I can do it.
I can do it!
You're black, but you can do it!
Show me what you've got!
Wow!
They're almost the same!
What?!
They're almost the same!
Are you an open type?
I'm an open type.
Wow!
Really?!
Practice hard!
Don't lose!
Yes!
You can win!
Yes!
You can do it!
She's like a kindergarten teacher.
I'll continue until I win two in a row.
If you win two in a row, you'll win.
Now, look at each other...
...and show me...
...what you've got!
Wow!
I might end up opening it.
I might not close it!
Please...
You're closing it?
Oh well...
Yes.
You won't say it again, Seiko-san.
That's right! You still have a chance!
You won two in a row!
Look at each other...
...and show me...
...what you've got!
Are you kidding me?
I don't know yet!
What's going to happen now?
It's closing!
Is it closing?
It closed.
Okay, you won two in a row!
Victory!
Thank you!
To be honest, I'm a little disappointed.
Oh! Disappointed?
It's the first time I've said it.
There's a change in your mind.
There?
Well, I mean...
Sato-san, please cry one more time.
Please!
I'll cry, too!
There's something I'd like you to do for me.
Okay.
Could you draw a frame for me?
That's it?
Okay.
Thank you!
If I lose again...
It's okay!
No, no, no!
Don't think about losing!
Please show me the next frame!
There's an EVO on the side.
Wow!
This EVO will blow the opponent away.
You can adjust your own height...
...according to the height of the opponent's frame.
Don't waste your last cry!
Remember...
...what you've practiced!
Okay?
Sato, you can do it!
Be serious!
I'm serious!
You're just putting pressure on me!
Please say something nice!
You're the best...
...at adjusting frames in the world!
I'm trying to use my brain, but...
You can do it!
Ready...
Go!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
She overtook the best in the world!
Can I make some adjustments?
Yes, of course.
She did it!
That's not fair!
I'm sorry, but you won.
I'm really happy!
Yes, I'm happy you won.
I'm really happy!
Please!
Please, Kuro-chan!
Ready, set...
She climbed up!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
She climbed up!
I did it!
I'm really happy!
In the end, I cried my eyes out.
You cried your eyes out?
I cried my eyes out.
Why?
Because you were doing your best.
Because I was doing my best?
You're pretty...
You're pretty worn out.
I didn't know you felt like this.
The company is having a hard time.
How do you feel about the factory getting bigger and bigger?
Of course I do.
I'll do my best.
I hope everyone can be happy.
Ma'am, I don't think you're happy.
I'm just frustrated.
You actually won once.
You were laughing until the end.
That's right.
You were laughing until the end.
Ma'am, you're the one who laughed.
In order for her husband to work hard at the factory, she took revenge on him.
However, because she won, her husband lost his temper with her.
Ma'am, I'm worried about you losing your temper with your husband.
Let's move on to the next request.
Next is a request from Kazumasa Suzuki, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is an elementary school student.
Last summer, his father bought a Summer Jumbo lottery.
He displayed ten lottery tickets on the wall of the house, hoping that he would win ten lottery tickets.
One night, while his father was drunk, he touched the lottery tickets displayed on the wall and fell into a gap in the wall.
The wall remains in a state where it cannot be removed unless it is broken.
His father says he will definitely win 200 million yen, but he doesn't have the courage to break the wall.
However, if the expiration date of the lottery tickets expires, 200 million yen will be a loss.
"Help me," he said.
"I'm sorry," he said, "but I'd like to live in the city where I want to live the most."
"My father is sure to win 200 million yen," he said. "I don't know where the confidence comes from, but if I really win it, it's important, so I went."
Was he able to win the lottery? Did he win 200 million yen? Please watch the video.
Thank you for having me.
This is the first time I've seen a sofa this low.
It's a low sofa.
Is it a low sofa?
Last year, I bought a summer jumbo and my younger brother looked it up.
You put it in either direction and it hits.
Yes.
How much is it if you win it?
It's 500 million yen.
500 million yen?
Yes.
It says "200 million yen" on the back of it.
No, there's a secret under it.
There's a secret under it.
Yes.
Are you confident you'll win it?
No.
Why do you say it like it's so obvious?
Huh?
It's obvious.
Oh, it's obvious.
Yes.
What about you, Gabe?
Yesterday, the one I won hit.
What?
Yes.
The one I won hit? What do you mean?
Yes.
It's like a prize or something like that.
Yes.
They look it up for me.
Oh, I see.
Do you like that kind of thing?
Yes, yes.
Like looking up lottery numbers or something like that.
It's kind of dizzying, isn't it?
Yes.
Like "blast one piece."
Yes.
Like "blast one piece."
Yes.
Like "blast one piece."
Wow.
Well...
I see. So, if Kazumasa-kun searches for it and follows it, it tends to be successful.
That's right. Two years ago, I actually bought a gold medal.
A gold medal? Yes, yes, yes.
I only had 2,000 yen.
Yes, yes.
On my way back, I bought 10 of them with my own money.
Why do you only have 2,000 yen if you're going to buy a medal?
No, well...
What kind of mentality is that?
Um... I thought it was right.
And the old lady there looked at me like I was some kind of fortune-teller.
"Old lady," she said, "I'm going to buy it."
And as time passed, I suddenly looked in my wallet and saw that gold medal.
Yes.
I remembered it.
You forgot about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't think you'd say it like that.
No, I didn't say it like that.
Why are you fighting?
Please look at this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Apparen...
It checks for you, doesn't it?
Yes, yes.
Pi, pi, pi!
What?
Is it the sound of crickets?
The sound you've heard of?
pi, pi, pi!
That's the sound you make?
Yes, yes.
I understand now.
What's that sound?
So she looked it up, and I ended up with two of them for 1 million yen.
Wow!
That's amazing!
If you were to look back...
Yes?
...there might be a chance that you were not lucky enough.
No.
To be honest, it's been about a year since I asked you for it, and you gave up.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's been about two months since you asked me for it, and I think you've gotten used to it now.
Because we haven't been filming together for a long time.
Yes.
I'll ask you a question in one go.
Yes.
Do you think Kazumasa is right about COVID-19?
Yes.
What?!
How much do you think it is?
Huh? Probably five...
Huh?!
How about you, Rui?
I think I'll get it right.
How much?
Five...
Seriously?!
The flow of luck is coming!
It's coming.
You're using up your luck!
I'm not using it up!
And I left it in the northwest corner of the wall.
Yes, yes, yes...
And about three or four days before the result...
Yes...
I got drunk...
Yes...
I touched it...
Yes...
And it fell right next to the wall...
Huh?!
This gap in the wall?!
Yes...
Huh?! Does it mean it's here?!
Yes...
Then, let me go up there!
Yes...
Heave-ho!
Wow, the gap is huge... Huh?!
Seriously?!
This gap?!
Yes...
It's a stone, isn't it?
It's a stone!
The sky will fall from here!
Is it standing here...
Or is it on the far left...
Oh, it's on this side!
Yes, yes, yes...
Does it go all the way down here?!
Yes, yes...
How do you know?!
It went "stomp"!
At this distance...
Can you really get it?!
It's like something's shooting from above...
Like a microscope...
Microscope?!
Like a scorpion...
Scorpion?!
What should I hide?!
Yes...
Some people do it like a fiberscope...
Oh, really?!
Seriously, there are quite a lot of requests like a fiberscope...
Yes...
So far, we've solved it 100%!
Okay, everyone, look!
It's completely open, you know?
- Yes. - Right?
Okay... Huh? There's already something in here.
- Your guns. - What's this?
- A child's toy gun barrel? - Yes.
- The one you use for Q-fans? - Yes.
I might drop this.
I dropped it! Sorry!
Okay, slowly... In the middle...
- Something... - Something...
- Something from the second episode came up. - Yes.
- Director Hitoshi Matsumoto's... - Yes.
- local Amagasaki's... - Yes.
Inside the wall of his house!
What's going on!?
Huh? It's open.
- What's that? - What's this?
- I don't know. - Did you drop a char siu?
- A char siu! - What's this? Seriously...
- There's a propeller. - A propeller?
The one you fly with. Isn't it from McDonald's?
- Yes. - It's gone.
And what's this black one?
- This is the one I dropped. - The one you dropped?
And this black one is...
It's here!
- I hope we can get it. - Yeah.
I hope we can get it.
What will you do if you win 500 million yen?
Well, I...
It's my first time going abroad, so...
I want an apartment there.
And my mom hasn't given me a marriage certificate yet.
- You bought an apartment in Guam... - Yes.
- And got a marriage certificate. - I gave it to her.
I'm excited!
- Really? - Don't say "no".
I just want to lie on the table.
Don't say "no"!
You're a rocker!
I'll show you how it's done.
Here it is!
Would you like me to remove the tatami mat?
If you open it and it's connected underneath, I don't think it's a rocker at all.
You can't do it here, can you?
Cleaning is common.
Well, it's not open. If it was open here, I would have taken it out of here and closed it.
It's definitely not open.
Okay, then, from above.
From above.
Then, put double-sided tape on this fiber scope.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then I'll wrap the double-sided tape around this end.
This is done.
Okay!
Okay, it's in.
Okay, it's over!
Hasn't it gone under yet?
It hasn't.
It hasn't?
Can't you hold it with the wall attached?
The opposite side...
It's not easy.
It stops moving in the middle of it.
It looks really difficult.
It's not easy at all.
Is it over now?
No, no, it's not over yet, Louis.
If you put double-sided tape on it, it won't move.
Let's leave it where we can see it and fish it.
Next, we have put weights and weights on this fishing rod.
With this, we will drop it on the Takahakuji and attach it firmly and want to fish it up.
It's coming.
Oh, no.
It got caught in a strange direction.
Oh, no.
It got caught in a strange direction.
Is it possible?
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
As expected of you.
Oh, it got caught in a strange direction.
Is there such a fishing in a strange direction?
It's coming.
Yes, yes, it's time to drop it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's good.
It's a moving one.
What? Is it sinking?
I caught one.
Amazing.
What do you mean, boy? It's not summer.
Payment period...
From May 16th, 2030...
To May 15th, 2031...
That's...
It's May 2nd now, right?
That's right.
It's May 21st now.
It's May 2nd now, right?
I did it.
You did it.
It's disappearing right in front of you!
It's gone.
It's gone?
If only you had a good memory, you'd know that it's gone.
Why is that?
It's gone!
I didn't expect...
I didn't expect this to happen.
This happened?
Well, it's fine if it's gone.
That's right.
If we had adjusted...
Yes.
I looked it up, of course.
That's right.
I didn't even scratch it.
(laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(toilet flushing)
They make pitiful faces and touch-on.
They are cute and adorable, but people who have never seen them
don't believe that dogs can touch-on.
It's true. They do.
They touch-on like old men do.
Detective, please prove that my dog can touch-on.
Please, that's my request.
This is a match between a dog and a soldier.
I want beef bowl and pickled ginger.
- That's all we have. - Well...
- Dog and soldier. - What?
- Dog and soldier? - Dog and soldier?
I don't think "stadium" and "soldier" go well together.
- Well, I'll tell you what it is. - I'm sure you will.
Detective, please look at it.
There's a dog that can touch-on.
- Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes?
- Ma'am. - It's here.
I know, but why isn't it showing up?
Well, my husband kept it a secret that I asked him for a scoop.
But it was adopted.
My dog can touch-on, but it's an old man's touch- on.
And my husband said, "Does that mean you've been watching old men's touch-on?"
And he said, "If you think I married such an ugly wife, I'm embarrassed."
I can't walk outside, so if you hide your face, can you come out?
He said that, and I'm sorry, but I can't show you my face.
- So that's why you've been watching old men's touch-on. - Yes.
- You've been told that, haven't you? - I've been told that.
- And what have you actually seen? - I have seen it.
- I knew it. - I knew it.
- And it looks just like that old man's touch-on. - That dog?
- Yes. - Yes.
- So I'd like you to see that it really does look like it.
- So I've prepared these two. So please choose one, officer.
- What's that? - Wrestler's mask.
- Should we go with this one? I like this one. - Yes.
- This one. - Yes.
- My husband also loves Detective Nightscope. - Yes.
- We watch it every Friday night. - Yes.
- He said he'd like me to appear in it, but it'd be embarrassing if I bothered about the public opinion.
- What do you call this dog? - It's a Yorkshire Terrier.
- Does it feed you? - It does feed me.
- Does it really feed you? - Yes, it does.
- Because it's so skinny. - I've been working hard to feed it.
- And now it's gained one kilogram. - Have you put on your mask?
- I have. - Then come out for a second. - Yes.
- This one? - Yes.
- This dog? - It's a doggy.
- A doggy? - Yes.
- It can't say anything. It's just wandering around every week.
- Is it difficult to say? - Yes.
- What does it look like? - What does it look like?
- I wonder what it looks like. - It's an old man...
- It's an old man...
- It stands up and holds its hands up like this and looks like it's in a good mood.
- Has someday an old man done that? - Has it?
You know what?
- Yes. - The way you say "I love you" - Yes. - How you do it. - Yes. - Can you show me? - Yes. - Wait a minute. - Yes. - Can you see the old man's face when he says "I love you"? - Wait a minute. - Yes.
「I love you」
This is how you wipe your face when you feel sorry for an old man.
Is it like this?
Yes, like this.
- You wipe this face, right? - Yes, I do.
I see.
- You drink here many times, don't you? - Yes, I do.
Do you have to wait here for a long time?
When do you drink here?
When I wake up in the morning, or after we play together, or after we eat.
But I often drink it after I empty my stomach.
- Do you drink it here? - Yes, I do.
I drink it like this.
What do you do with it?
I drink it in the morning and I eat it over there.
- Asahi and Ponzu? - Yes.
I named it after Asahi and Ponzu.
- Asahi and Ponzu? - Yes.
- I see. - Yes.
- Can you show me? - Can I show you?
You shouldn't say it when you pee.
You shouldn't pee without a camera.
If you do it in a different place...
I'll take you to the grave.
I'll take you to the grave and hang you up there.
Where will you take me next after the grave?
I'll take you to Takeyabu. Takeyabu.
Isn't the grave scarier?
I'm relieved that you went from the grave to Takeyabu.
Are you relieved?
I'm relieved that you went from the grave to Takeyabu.
Are you relieved?
Dogs usually walk on electric poles, right?
That's right.
Won't you take me for a walk?
I'll take you for a walk.
Won't you walk on an electric pole like this?
I'll do it, but...
People passing by laughed at me and said, "There's no dog like this."
Do you stand on an electric pole?
I used to do that, but now...
I raise one leg when I walk.
Dog. Dog. Dog.
Dog. Dog.
Yes?
What's with that cracking sound?
Provocative words.
Dog.
My knee hurts.
Asahi, come here.
Dog.
Dog. Blood. Vacuum. Vacuum. Dog.
Itching. Itching. Itching. Itching.
Sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy.
It's no use. It's no use.
I'm going to go to the toilet.
I'll tell you the truth.
Maybe you're right.
I want to pee, too.
I want to pee!
Did you pee?
I want to pee.
Did you?
Show me.
I'm not sure.
I just thought of it.
You scared me!
Did you see it?
It's right here.
It's like a board.
What's it called?
A basket.
I saw it.
I did pee.
You did?
That's weird.
I'm sorry,
but you look like you're about to leak.
I'm sorry. I'm going to pee.
See you later.
(Applause)
I've been saying it all along, but it's not going as planned.
I played a lot, I was tired, I drank water, I went to the bathroom, and I peed.
(Laughs)
I see.
You've been left alone.
That's right.
Is there such a thing?
Today, we had three different things.
The wife was interesting.
That's right.
She's a really good wife.
Yes.
We'd like to thank you again for your request for animals.
Now, this program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we offer you this certificate.
See you next week. Thank you very much.
(Applause)
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