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♪ I take off everything ♪
♪ And go to the secret room ♪
♪ That is only for weekends ♪
♪ The cheek is ♪
Detective Night Scoop's time has come.
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and thoroughly rescues various mysteries and questions.
I am Matsumoto Shitoshi, director of the Bureau.
And...
I am secretary Masuda Saori.
According to the request of everyone watching the TV at this Bureau of Detectives, we will immediately dispatch excellent detectives and pursue the truth.
Tonight, we will broadcast from Osaka's studio with these three people.
Here we are. Thank you for having us.
Thank you for having us.
And, director, detective Hashimoto and detective Sawabe will be appearing from Tokyo.
Yes, hello.
This is the Bureau of Detectives' temporary Tokyo office.
Yes, that's right.
My bicycle arrived last week, so I thought my fireplace would arrive by this week.
Your fireplace will arrive little by little.
Little by little over here.
In the end...
Thank you for having us today.
Thank you for having us.
Then, let's move on to the first request.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Masayoshi Senga, who lives in Aichi Prefecture, who is 25 years old and a company employee.
In a previous broadcast, there was a VTR in which a German couple who had come all the way to Japan because they loved Night Scoop so much that detective Sawabe hosted them.
I love that request.
The show has prepared various surprises for the couple, and I still can't forget the way they were happy that it was the best day of their lives at the end.
Now, not only in Japan, but also in the world, it is a difficult situation due to COVID-19.
I don't think Germany, where that couple lives, is an exception.
Even now, do you two still love and spend your nightscube and are you doing well?
- This is a request from 3 years ago. - Ah, I remember.
- Do you somehow remember? - I really do remember.
- There were quite a lot of incidents. - I see.
The German couple loved and wanted to watch nightscube so much,
- that they came all the way from Germany. - I see, I see.
And when they came, first of all, it was a show that Banana-san from TV Tokyo did.
Secondly, the staff called out to them.
"What are you doing here?" "We love nightscube." "Oh, you came."
- First of all, that location was done, "You! What are you doing?" - I see, I see.
- And it was on-air. - I see.
They love it, but they don't apply for it or anything.
In the end, "You! What are you doing?" was shown as if they couldn't watch it.
The viewers who saw it said to Dante Nightscube, "Please do something about them."
That's how the request came.
- That's an amazing coincidence. - Yes, it is.
That's why we came here, to make them happy by doing something about it.
It's amazing, isn't it? Please take a look.
Something terrible has happened.
Please take a look at this.
It's a request. A terrible amount of money.
We're doing this for the viewers and requesters.
What should we do about it?
First of all, let's make a request to Mr. Teruto.
We have arrived at TV Tokyo.
Shall we go to the production department right away?
Um...
We are Dante Night Scoop.
The staff of "You Are Not Easy" are...
This is the staff room.
Is this the staff room?
It's like an aquarium in the sea.
Is this the staff room?
Is this show quarantined?
Hello.
Oh, I contacted you earlier...
Oh, it's me.
Excuse me.
Thank you in advance.
A German couple said...
I love Dante Night Scoop.
Can we watch the video again?
Of course.
Can we?
These two...
Hi, good afternoon.
What are you doing in Japan this time?
YouTube.
Mostly "Night Scoop".
It's very interesting.
Funny, it's really funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
I can't believe I'm doing this part with Dante.
Japanese people just filmed...
and it's just funny, I don't know.
We've watched almost every episode.
A lot of them, yeah.
The chocolate one, it just freaks me out.
He really likes the chocolate one...
where this girl is in love with this guy.
Japanese people are really funny.
70 to 80?
There's something we would definitely go.
We don't have the connections and stuff...
and I can't read Japanese.
Can we go with you?
Sure, that would be awesome.
That would be really cool.
Osaka, hello!
By the way, do you take photos?
Not yet.
Sorry, it didn't work out.
The recording wasn't good in the first place.
That's really sad, isn't it?
Oh, poor thing!
It's sad!
It's such a shame, really.
ABC, please!
Cute!
It was in Roshikaba, right?
So that's where you came from!
It's a sacred place, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Friendship! Look at it!
I'm so happy!
He's doing it!
I thought he'd pull the train, but it went in!
Cute dad!
I'm so glad that night scooper solved that!
Yeah, exactly!
And they're finally talking again!
Thank you!
I'm so moved!
Thank you!
When did you record this?
Around the first half of January.
So you're still working on it?
It's really close.
Do you keep in touch with them?
Of course.
I'll try.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
I don't speak English at all.
I'm doing it!
If you didn't do it, it'd be over.
I got it.
You did?
Yes, I did.
He's in a hotel around Ueno and Asakusa right now.
He's still there.
We talked about meeting up, but we haven't talked about Detective Night Scoop yet.
I thought it'd be better if we did.
Wow, you can do it!
I see!
It's more fun if you let it go!
Definitely!
Detective Night Scoop doesn't know anything about Detective Night Scoop.
He's here!
It's those two!
Let's get closer.
Oh, excuse me. Hello.
Oh, excuse me.
I was doing an interview around here.
I was wondering why you came to Japan.
I was doing an interview.
You cut your hair a lot.
I didn't know at first.
I came here because I wanted to see you two.
Thank you very much.
You sent me a request many times.
Thank you, everyone.
You are good girls.
How do you feel now?
My heart is pounding.
You two are already on the show.
You can watch the show.
Oh, my God. Thank you very much.
Ms. Tamabe, you know my name.
Yes.
I'm so happy.
You know my name.
Do you have free time today?
Yes, we do.
Would you like to go with me?
Okay?
Let's go to the night school.
Ms. Takeyama is also shooting at the same day.
She is shooting in Tokyo.
I'm going to ask Detective Takeyama to meet me.
The shooting is just about to begin.
It's a good day.
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Do you know each other?
What?
You know?
You went to Japan for what?
There is a TV show called "Tokyo".
"Detective Nightscope" is a big hit.
Yes, I heard about it.
I also heard about it from Shitaro.
Really?
Yes, I heard about it. I also heard about it from the commissioner.
You two got into ABC.
You two!
What are you doing here?
Hello.
I'm glad you came.
Hello.
It's hard to come to Japan.
It's hard.
It's hard to come to Japan.
"Detective Nightscope" will air on Friday.
Thank you.
I'm happy about it.
What is it called?
"Cry Guy".
"Cry Guy"?
Thank you.
Do you have time?
Yes, we do.
Let's go to Osaka.
We arrived in Osaka.
Hello, Osaka.
Hello.
Do you know "Two Tenkaku"?
"Detective Nightscope" episode about it.
Yes.
We will do it now.
Do we want to do it?
Do you know anyone else besides detectives?
Ms. Hayashi?
"The Chocolate Lady" is the best.
I see.
While we are doing it...
"Two Tenkaku"!
Yes!
What?
Oh, my God!
She noticed it!
Ms. Nonoyama!
"Two Tenkaku".
She is laughing so hard.
She is laughing so hard for a German.
She came all the way from Nagoya for you.
Really?
Thank you very much.
Do you want me to show you something?
Oh, no! I saw this one!
Oh, no!
It's like you are flying with all your strength.
No, I'm not!
It's like you are flying with all your strength.
You just showed me a weird trick!
I'm going to shout out what I'm thinking right now.
I'm so happy that I can watch Detective Nightscope live!
Your eyes are shining!
That's what makes me happy.
It's not over yet.
There is one more place I want you to go.
Konnichiwa!
Hayashi-sensei!
Dante Night School!
Hayashi-sensei!
Konnichiwa!
Dante Night School!
I want to see it!
I came all the way from Germany!
I love it!
It's my favorite!
It's like in a dream!
I tried not to cry!
That's why he's my idol!
It's good!
She's a good cook!
She's a pro!
How was it today?
It was a short time,
but we went to a lot of places!
This one is the best!
Even if you go back to Germany,
will you watch "Night School"?
And I want to learn Japanese,
so I can watch it without subtitles!
That's perfect!
Even if you go back to Germany,
will you watch "Night School"?
Let's be Dante!
Six!
I don't have words!
This is the best day of my life!
The director is crying!
I expected him to cry!
You went overboard.
But you don't look like you're in love at all.
It's not a dark love song.
Do you still think you're in love with her?
Actually, she lives in Germany with that couple.
Let's ask her about that, too.
Marine, come here!
Really?
What time is it right now?
1 p.m.
Are you guys still dating?
Yes! We live together here.
Do you still love Nightscoop?
Of course! We're so happy to be here!
We were so excited and I'm actually like really nervous right now to see you all again. I'm so happy.
Did you watch the DVD that we gave us to you?
We did. It's right over there.
We didn't understand so much of it. I still haven't learned it.
Because of Corona, how has your daily life in Germany changed?
We have to do everything from home like everybody else. Going to uni from home, listening to lectures at home.
It's been tough, but we have to get through this. We have to fight through it now, so we have to stay strong.
Did you know that the director changed?
At first we thought he was scary, but not so much anymore. Maybe he should cry more.
He was more scary about the Nightscoop.
Do you have anything to say to Kyokucho?
Yes, I do.
Mai-chan, say something funny!
What an old-fashioned thing from Germany!
Amazing!
Something funny?
She said "Mai-chan, say something funny!"
Does it mean you don't work hard enough?
It's similar, but a little more.
A little more?
Does it mean you're not good enough?
From Germany, a heavy "not good enough"
When you come back to Japan...
Yes, when things settle down, please come back again!
She's waiting for you!
Please give her a round of applause!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's move on to the next item!
Next, we have a request from a 24-year-old college student who lives in Tokyo.
Twelve years ago, in Tokyo's radio show "Broadcast Room",
Director Matsumoto said that "NightScoop"'s "Zombies vs. Brothers" VTR was really funny.
I also like their natural and realistic appearance of fighting zombies while crying.
The kids were running around the room, and Detective Tamura said "Everyone, don't work together, you'll get killed!",
and the male lead said "Tamuken, you're not helping at all, what are you saying?!"
and cried as he got angry, which is very impressive.
Twelve years have passed since then.
I'm very curious about how those brothers' memories of the time are still there or if they've become traumas.
We'd like you to investigate it.
Yes.
Did the director say that on the radio at the time?
Oh yeah, you did say that the "zombie painting" was interesting.
But I think I said it during "Seki".
No, no. That's me.
I didn't say "zombie" for two or three times.
It's not you, Kamuken-san.
It's me.
And this time, we're going to play it along with the sound source of the radio.
I didn't know that.
Yes, it's a VTR of young children beating up zombies.
Please watch it.
Do you know 'night scoop'?
The other day...
I thought it was funny!
What was it?
What Kamuken said.
Kamuken said...
Since then, the three of us, two boys and one girl,
I think it's been about one or two years since we were in elementary school,
we've been trying to beat up the zombies whenever they come.
There are children like that.
It's funny.
It's not scary at all. I've always done it.
A zombie is coming!
I panicked and screamed!
It's not scary at all!
It's really funny!
Please watch it.
Masako Oshita, who lives in Osaka Prefecture...
It's your first request for your 20th anniversary.
Masako Oshita is a 31-year-old housewife.
Masako Oshita is a 31-year-old housewife who has three brothers who are eight years old, six years old and five years old, but they all love horror movies.
Among them, it seems that the one with the zombie is Dai's favorite, and the three of them always watch it over and over again.
And recently, in case a zombie comes to the house, the three of them cooperate and practice how to fight.
"It's not like this, it's not like that," the three of them squeeze their wisdom and repeat the simulation.
"Now we can definitely defeat the zombie," they say with full enthusiasm.
"When will the real thing come? When will it come?" They are excited every day.
Could you please go out with me?
Zombies are waiting for you to come?
I have a video of when I first started countering zombies.
I'm looking forward to it.
Honestly, the formation was pretty solid, and when it came out, it was like a real soldier.
Are you going to fight with that toy gun?
Maybe I don't think I can talk about it.
Oh, you know it.
And I've been working on a little more upgraded strategy lately.
What are you doing?
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Are you these kids?
Maybe.
Hello.
Please tell me your name.
Rinko.
Rinko, that's a cool name. What's next?
"Toranosuke." "Toranosuke?"
That's a cool name. What's next?
"Tomonojo." "Tomonojo?"
Wow, you're like a period drama actor.
I've heard that zombies are waiting for you.
"Aren't you scared?" "I'm not scared."
You're not scared? Tomonojo is scary, right, zombie?
Huh? How old are you, Tomonojo?
Five years old? Aren't you scared of zombies?
Anpanman saw me.
Wait a minute, Anpanman.
Wait a minute. I'll record you.
If you become a zombie, you won't be able to see Anpanman.
He's wearing a mic.
That's right. He's been using it for years.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
Can you really defeat a zombie?
I can defeat it easily.
What kind of zombie do you want to defeat?
Anpanman.
Wait a minute, Anpanman.
Okay, defeat me, Anpanman. Look at me.
"Okay." "Okay, come on."
This is completely a violent incident.
Will the zombies be okay?
All three of you did your best.
Is it really okay for zombies to come today?
Are you ready for a hot-air balloon operation?
I can wait about 20 minutes.
Then, if zombies come today, let's get ready.
I'm very interested in it. Can you show me?
Then, please start.
Oh, you're starting with G pan.
That's right.
Can you win, G pan?
Oh, that's right.
It makes sense.
Tamonojo has become completely armed.
Are you okay?
I dropped an egg.
Are you okay?
What's this? Tabasco? What's this?
I won't let zombies drink it.
Because I like blood.
Because I like blood,
if I mix it with water and let them drink it, it will be spicy.
Oh, you're getting stupid.
Isn't it orange?
Don't you think it's blood?
But it's stupid.
Are zombies stupid?
Cinderellas are stupid, too.
Oh, you can pour it.
What's this? What's this sponge?
It's wet.
Sponge?
Why?
Because it's gross.
Oh, it's dripping.
Oh, it's gross. It's gross. It's gross.
It's gross.
Oh, you're angry.
What should I do?
If a zombie comes,
I'll hit it in the face.
And at the end,
I'll hold up the tape,
spin it around,
and finish drawing.
The End.
"Is it finished?" "Yes."
"First of all, it starts from the entrance." "What is this?"
When a zombie comes, we do something sticky and hot to burn it.
"What is this?" "This is a dango mold from above and an egg falling from above."
Make your body wet and roll the zombie.
"Lastly, your face will be covered in powder." "Who made this?"
Zombies come here and make a noise and bite me.
I'm in this hole and hide like this.
For now, it looks like a zombie will do something big.
"Can you defeat the zombie?" "Yes."
"Can you defeat it?" "Yes."
"Can you win?" "Yes."
"Won't you cry?" "Yes."
"I don't know if a zombie will come." "Yes."
"I need your cooperation." "Yes."
I'm waiting for a zombie.
"It's amazing." "It's amazing."
It's like an exorcist, not a zombie.
Yes, yes, yes.
Make your body wet and roll the zombie.
Who made this?
What is this?
I don't know. It's coming up.
- What's going on? - Come on! Look!
Everyone! Come and see!
What's going on!?
I think I saw a zombie.
- I think I saw a zombie. - Zombie!
Zombie!
Ah! What's that?!
Zombies are coming!
Zombies! Everybody's favorite zombies!
Everybody's favorite zombies!
Zombies are coming!
Everybody's favorite zombies are coming!
Hurry up and get ready!
Get ready for battle!
What's that?
Zombies are coming!
- Zombies are coming! - It's like a letter that they're bringing!
It's like a letter!
What'll you read?
I'm so excited!
You're training, aren't you?
I'm so excited!
I'm getting motivated. Are you okay?
I'll do my best!
Come on!
You're a man! You're so cool!
It's three against one.
Yes, it's three against one.
You're a man. You're amazing.
It spilled!
It can't be helped.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
You can do it!
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
The zombies are here!
The zombies are here! Everyone is waiting for you!
It's stuck! It's stuck!
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
Go over there!
Come on! Go on!
Go on!
Die!
Die! Die!
Hurry up!
Die! Die!
Die!
I'm sorry.
What will you do?
Come here, everyone, please!
Come here!
Can you do it?
Can you do it, everyone?
But you're not doing anything!
Hey!
Everyone, open the door!
No!
What will you do?
What will you do if you get bitten?
What will you do?
If you don't work together, you'll get bitten!
You'll get bitten!
You're saying that, but you're not doing anything!
What are you saying?
Thank you so much!
We're doing our best!
Thank you!
Alright!
Here it comes!
Here comes hypersensitivity!
I'll eat you!
- Saran wrap! - Saran wrap! Yes, saran wrap!
Yes, look, it's strong! As expected of a man!
Alright! Alright! Yes, roll it up! Roll it up!
- Roll it up! Roll it up! - Thank you so much!
Roll it up! Look! Look! Look!
Mr. Zombie, are you alright?!
I won't come back!
Mr. Zombie! Mr. Zombie!
Go back to your house! Go back to your house!
Mr. Zombie!
I won't come back!
Mr. Zombie punched me and knocked me down!
He knocked you down?!
He hit me!
Did he hit you?!
He hit me!
How was it?! What was your first impression of Mr. Zombie?!
I won because you all worked hard for me...
...but you all helped me and said you'd work hard for me...
...but you didn't help me at all...
But you're glad you beat him, right?!
Who worked hard for you?!
You all worked hard for me...
Thank you very much!
Director, once again, how was it?!
This is a masterpiece!
It's amazing!
And you gave us an answer at the end...
...that you all worked hard for me...
That's right! I didn't say a single word...
...that I worked hard for you!
The acting of your neighbors...
...was very exciting!
And now...
...the three brothers and the middle class are connected!
That was 12 years ago!
Everyone!
Yes!
Wow!
Well, well, there is a shadow, isn't there?
Tora-nosuke!
What kind of hairstyle is that?
I'm sorry, it popped a little.
Tora-nosuke?
What kind of hairstyle is that?
This is a twist.
It's a twist!
It's a twist.
Wow!
Rinko, you're 20 years old!
Yes, I'm 20 years old!
Wow, you're wearing a lot of makeup!
What about Tomo-nosho?
He's retired now.
He's retired.
That's right.
How do you feel about this VTR now?
It's really embarrassing.
I don't like it.
You were doing your best.
Do you remember fighting?
I remember it quite a bit.
Tora-nosuke, do you remember it?
I remember it.
Didn't you get traumatized?
I did.
Did you dream about it?
When I'm taking a bath and I'm naked, I can't do anything about it.
You can't fight naked, can you?
Not for a while.
Do you know the songwriter who talked to you on the radio?
I know it.
I think you all know it.
How did you feel when you heard it?
I was really happy.
Are you proud of it?
Ito-san told me on the radio that it was really funny.
I'm proud of it.
You usually say "Matsumoto", don't you?
No, I don't.
You're exaggerating.
You have something you want to say at the end of the song, don't you?
What's up?
I like you so much that I watch all of your shows.
I even listen to your songs in karaoke.
What songs do you listen to?
"Chicken Rice".
Oh, I see.
I'm not sure about you because of Macky.
Are you okay?
I like you so much that I watch all of your shows.
Please sing "Chicken Rice" from now on.
Can I sing it now?
No, you can't.
Next, we have a request from Kazuki Atarashi, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture and is 18 years old and a high school student.
I'm a big fan of "Night Scoop".
I especially love old VTRs before I was born.
My father is a big fan of the show and has all of the DVDs, so I've seen all of his famous works in the past.
Among them, my favorite is "Night Scoop", which I used to do in the past.
When Detective Ishida asked the old ladies in the city, "What's your favorite food?"
They all said, "I'll eat anything!"
Everyone who heard it said the same line like it was a lie, so it made me laugh more and more.
It's an old work, but it's still a big hit.
I requested it because I wanted people all over Japan to see it.
This was also 24 years ago.
Oh, I don't know much about it, either.
When Kamio Karutaro was the director...
Yes.
In so-called street interviews, you usually want a lot of comments, don't you?
Wouldn't it be better to have a lot of comments?
That's right.
Without comments, the answers were gradually narrowed down to one.
It was like a machine revolution.
Would you like to see it?
Yes, yes.
Yes, please have a look.
I'm Takarazu Kashi, Yoshimoto Kanaya, and I'm 17 years old.
Last year, when I participated in a volunteer activity in Kobe using spring vacation, I noticed something.
Did you go around listening to your favorite food while blowing out your favorite menu as much as you could?
Takidashi.
Takidashi!
Excuse me.
Takidashi.
Takidashi!
Yes.
While blowing out your favorite menu as much as you could...
I'm talking about Jimmy San right now.
While going around listening to your favorite food while blowing out your favorite menu as much as you could...
Both men and women, young people, each of you have your own favorite menu.
But to you, grandma...
When you ask "what is your favorite food?"
As if she had prepared her mouth, with a powerful speech...
I eat anything!
That's what she says.
And it's about all of you, grandma, who said about 40 people.
Grandma, do you really eat anything?
Excuse me.
Hello.
It's a show called "Detective Naito Soup" by ADC.
Ah, I've seen it.
Thank you very much.
I've seen it.
I'd like to ask you something.
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
That's why I look like this.
I look like this, too.
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
Is that so?
I don't like anything.
What is your favorite food?
Me?
That's right, I eat anything.
I like anything.
You like anything?
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything, though.
Is that so?
Yes, I eat it.
Yes, you eat anything.
Yes.
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
It's delicious.
I eat anything.
Is that so?
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything, though.
Is that so?
You eat anything?
You look like this.
What is your favorite food?
Me?
I eat anything.
Is that so?
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
That's right.
What is your favorite food?
Me?
I eat anything.
I like anything.
Anything, right?
Yes, anything.
You eat anything and you're healthy.
That's right.
What is your favorite food?
I like anything.
You're young.
What is your favorite food?
Me?
I like anything and I eat it.
But you don't eat anything.
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
I eat anything, though.
That's why you're healthy.
You eat anything.
What is your favorite food?
I eat anything.
I think I know what you mean.
Is your son Tommy's uncle?
That's right.
You look like him.
I'm sorry, it's a long video.
I know, but it's funny.
The more answers we get, the more funny it gets.
It's still working.
If you put it in an iPod, it'll work forever.
Are you sure you want to eat it?
Next time, we're going to watch it in the studio and cook it together.
We don't know what's going to happen yet.
This program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who applied, we'd like to give you these detectives.
Please send your daily questions to this detective office.
Your request can be sent to the address you see or to the program homepage.
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