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Good evening!
I'm Saori Basuda, a writer.
As we cannot meet everyone's requests due to the spread of the novel coronavirus,
we are also very disappointed.
So, tonight, we will send you a VTR compilation of "explosion" and "emotion" that will blow away such feelings.
Among the 150 or more requests broadcast in 2017,
we have selected four VTRs that received a lot of response.
The first request is a cute one, "I love something about my dad."
This is a request from a 29-year-old housewife, Ms. Sasaki Yuri, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture.
My two-year-old son, Hinata, has trouble with things.
Hinata.
I think it's common for a baby to carry their favorite towel or blanket without talking to their skin,
but ever since Hinata was one years old, she has been carrying her husband's underwear with her.
Even when we go shopping or go to the park,
she always carries her underwear with her.
She always carries it with her.
Sometimes, she drops it from her hand,
and it's embarrassing for people around her to know it's underwear.
Could you help my son get rid of his underwear?
Thank you in advance.
Ah, hello there.
Hello.
I'm a detective. What can I do for you?
I'm here with my underwear.
What? Is this small for you?
Ah, it's the one in the back.
Please sit next to me.
Ah, can I sit here?
Can I sit here?
Ah, thank you.
Ah, hello there.
It's ugly.
Huh?
Ugly.
Underwear?
Yeah.
Hmm, whose is it?
It's mine.
It's mine?
Is it only this underwear?
No, if it's this material,
you can use it for other colours and patterns, too.
This is a material called Uniqlo's Airism underwear,
but for me, it's only this underwear.
That's true.
It fits you well.
Not only this part,
but you can also turn it like this.
Huh?
And you can also touch the tag, too.
Huh? This?
This, too?
Which one?
Wow!
It smells!
Ah, I finally ate it!
I finally ate it!
This is tough.
I can't eat underwear anymore.
It's hard to have so many underwears, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
When I forgot my underwear and went out,
I used to throw it around,
but I couldn't touch it,
so I had to drive.
So I took it off,
gave it to Okinawa,
and now I can buy it in my hometown.
Can I take off your underwear?
Can you take off the underwear you're wearing now?
You just took it off?
Excuse me?
What?
Underwear?
The one you just took off?
Can I?
That's my underwear.
My underwear.
Oh, you ate it.
You ate it, you ate it, you ate it.
Hey you.
Do you want me to sing you a song about underwear?
Red underwear,
black underwear,
dyed underwear,
stinky underwear,
poop,
looks disgusting.
If you put a lot of underwear in here,
how will they react?
I'm interested in that.
I put a lot of underwear in here.
Please bring it in.
Underwear.
There's underwear.
Wow, there's a lot of underwear in here.
Give it to me.
Give me underwear.
Ah, you want me to give you underwear again.
Put on underwear.
Okay, now's the time!
Underwear! Underwear! Underwear! Hey! Take my underwear!
He's hiding his face.
Hey, underwear man! Underwear man! Underwear man!
You like underwear a lot, don't you?
I'm sorry for that.
Right?
You really do.
Okay, I got it.
You like underwear a lot, don't you?
I want you to think of these pants as scary things.
- Right? - Yes.
- You might cry. - Not at all.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
I'm ready!
It's cold.
Pants Devil.
- You hate pants, don't you? - Yes.
Who's here?
Huh? Who's here?
Pants services!
- Who's here? - Hey you girls!
You like pants, huh?
- Who's here? - I hate pants!
I hate pants!
Who?
Argh!
I hate pants!
I don't need panties!
Panties...
You like panties, don't you?
I don't like it!
You like panties, don't you?
These panties...
They don't come to me!
I don't like it!
You don't like it?
No.
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
You don't like it?
That...
That girl is happy.
Again?
No.
Again?
No.
You can't...
You can't do it anymore, can you?
Huh?
You're making a loud noise.
It's too heavy.
Panties were falling.
This...
You don't need it anymore, right?
No.
You don't need it anymore?
No.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Which one?
I don't like it.
You don't like ghosts?
I don't like ghosts.
You need panties.
I thought you could do it, didn't you?
I thought I succeeded.
Right?
You don't like to take these panties to your house, do you?
Yes.
I'm embarrassed.
You're making a loud noise somewhere.
Yes.
What else do you like to buy?
I like to touch the tablet.
And...
I'm tired.
Are you tired?
Yes.
You like the tablet after your pants, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Right?
When you go out, you always have your pants like this.
Right?
You're getting better and better.
Yes.
This is a fashion school that will cooperate with you.
Instead of your pants, I want you to make a tablet toy with your pants.
Can you go home and wait for me?
Ma'am!
It took me about four hours to make it.
What do you think of it?
There are many tags.
Right? Isn't it amazing?
These are all panties.
Wow! How cute!
The apple is a panty mark.
She is biting the apple.
She is biting my panties.
If you pull this...
If you pull it...
It will come out.
What do you think of it?
Wow!
It's a rubber band.
She is holding a rubber band.
Can I take it outside?
Yes, you can.
Right?
It's not embarrassing at all.
Hello!
It's a present.
What is it?
It's a present.
Look!
Hello!
Wow!
What is it?
Look!
It has a tag.
Spin it.
Where?
It turned black.
Pull it.
Look!
It's a panty.
Do you know what a panty is?
Is it slippery?
No, it feels good, doesn't it?
Does it feel good?
Yes, it feels good.
Now...
Will she pull out a panty...
or a rubber band?
Let's find out.
Yes.
Now...
Which one will she pull out?
Now...
I did it!
A pair of underwear and a tablet!
I want to do this.
Oh, you do it like this!
Oh, you almost fell!
You almost broke the rubber band.
But...
If you walk around with this, everyone will say, "What is this?"
What are you walking around with?
Can you explain it to me?
Please say "underwear and a tablet"!
Next, we have a request from Akiko Imoto, a 31-year-old office worker who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
It's sudden, but it's hard for me to go back home.
I'm a 31-year-old single woman.
I had a wonderful encounter this summer.
I fell in love with you once and we started dating soon.
Our feelings got excited and we talked about getting married.
I wanted to introduce you to my parents and take you to an important person,
so I asked you to clean up your parents' house.
However, my encounter with him ended in just one summer.
At the same time, my father sent me a message like this.
It's my father.
I replaced my 8-story guest horse and tatami mat with LED lights.
It's like a hotel room.
She looks disappointed and can't go home alone.
Detective, please go home with us and tell your parents the truth.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
This is your father.
- Let me show you his height. - Thank you.
Why did you say that?
Was it impossible for you to say that after you warmed up?
- Well... - Why did you say that?
Well...
I guess it's because of summer.
Summer is bad.
We know what summer is like.
You're over 30 years old.
You're not an adult. You're not in love with summer.
I said goodbye and came here in the evening of that day.
You're so cynical.
I replaced my 8-story guest horse and tatami mat with LED lights.
I cleaned up my room.
It's like a hotel room.
That's a good expression.
You were in a hurry.
I was in a hurry.
You're not Santa Claus.
Summer is over.
Excuse me.
That's what I want to say.
- You don't want it to be too serious? - No.
You're going home now.
What are you telling your parents?
There's someone I want you to meet.
Take care of yourself.
Wait for me.
That's...
If you say it like that, I can't feel it.
But you can't say it at night.
That's right, but...
It's like a surprise.
- A little surprise. - "Is he a man?"
- That's good, too. - That's good, too.
Just forgive me for getting involved.
Where is your house?
- Here. - Here?
It's huge.
- I think you'll be surprised even if we go alone. - Yes.
- I can be mistaken, too. - Yes.
It's like we came to shoot alone.
I'd like you to take a break.
I'd like you to have a taste of Okasa Oto-san's tension for the first time.
- I'd like you to see it. - Right? - Yes.
- Then I'll go. - Please.
It's really scary. Maybe you'll let me in first.
Oh, I'm sorry for the sudden.
It was on a show called "Historical Before and After of Household Life".
Recently, my daughter's house has become beautiful, so I'd like you to see it on this show.
I'm sorry for being late at night.
What did you ask your daughter?
I received information about a person whose house has become beautiful.
It's a show where we shoot there.
Excuse me.
- Hello. - Hello.
I received permission to interview you because you have a house.
- It's here. - Is it here? - I think so.
- Is it here? - No, it's not.
- I haven't asked you yet. - It's like a tatami room.
- Yes, it's a tatami room. - Do you have a house?
- It smells good. - It smells like good grass.
- The weather is a little rainy. - I see.
- Did you buy this house? - Can I say what I think about it? - Sure.
- Doesn't it look like a hotel? - Yes, it does.
It's like a hotel where you pay for tea and other things.
- How much did it cost in total? - About 120,000 yen.
- Was tatami higher? - Yes, it was 95,000 yen.
- I didn't bring my boyfriend with me. - He told me to clean up the room.
- I see! - He told me to come back at 8 o'clock. - Really? - Yes.
- Did you bring anyone with you? - I took a bath.
- Did you take a bath? - I usually take a bath once a week.
- Did you take a bath? - My body and mind are mixed up.
It's over. She's gone.
- Your mother seems to be in a good mood. - Let me tell you first. - Go ahead.
- Let's go to your mother first. - Yes.
- She's here. - I'm sorry for being late.
- I'm sorry for being late today. - I'm sorry.
- I know you applied for this job, but it's really hard. - It's really hard.
- I'm sorry for being late. - Oh, you're still here.
- I was a little nervous. - Me too!
- I was waiting for you.
- Where do you live? - I'll tell you later. - Okay.
- Let's talk with your mother first. - Okay.
- Do you have anything to say to your daughter? - Well...
Well...
It's very...
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Actually...
The pilot...
has been fired.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I can't bring you back today.
Oh, I see.
You've come all the way here for me...
Yes.
But before you become one...
you have to get used to something and break down...
and you have to take it in a positive way.
I'm glad you were able to learn something.
I'm sorry for being so rude.
No, it's not at all.
I'm sorry.
Do you know what this is?
What is it?
The result is this.
Oh, a round of applause?
It's okay. This is good.
We were told this in a good way.
When we told you about this...
what did you think of it?
Will my face change a little?
As I thought...
it's very popular.
Popular?
Since this is also a segment...
Yes.
Next...
for you, it's like a quiz segment where you get a present.
Yes.
Should we talk about it in this fun quiz?
Let's talk about it.
You're already one of us, right?
That's right.
The team is this one, right?
Yes, I know.
Please.
Dad!
Thank you.
Here you go.
Dad, I made a mistake.
This is also a popular segment.
This is it.
It's a challenge.
Please wear it.
If you get 5 questions right in a row...
you get 1 million yen.
It's not 1 million yen, but...
Number one!
Your daughter's name is Akiko.
Is it correct or not? Please answer!
It's difficult.
Please answer!
Your daughter said it's correct.
Please answer!
It's correct!
It's difficult.
Number two!
Your daughter's blood type is O. Please answer!
It's okay, right?
Is it correct?
It's correct.
Please answer!
It's correct!
It's easy.
It's difficult.
Number three!
Your daughter has an important man who promised her marriage. Is it correct or not? Please answer!
It's correct!
Daughter, please answer the correct answer!
Unfortunately, let's continue.
Question 4!
In other words, she broke up with her boyfriend and got married to a white man.
Is it correct or not?
It's true.
Then, please show us.
Great! You got married early!
But, unfortunately...
It's a pity.
I can't fix it only there.
It's a little bit...
But, I'll show you.
Yes.
She has an important man who promised her marriage.
Is it correct or not?
Please show me the correct answer.
I'm sorry.
I've seen it many times.
You're disappointed, aren't you?
So you understood everything.
Yes, I did.
Unfortunately, you failed this time.
Are you talking about the quiz?
No, no.
I'm talking about Kanon.
I'm sorry for making you and your mom expect so much that your room will be so clean.
I'm sorry.
I want you to watch over me warmly for a while.
I have no choice but to say it.
I'll wait for you.
Hashimoto is single.
Yes, I'm single.
How about you?
Am I okay, dad?
Yes, you are.
Are you okay?
Hashimoto asks you a couple of questions every month, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
This is a request from Yuki Kashihara, 22 years old, a fleeter who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
She has a request about her boyfriend who she has been dating for four years.
She can say what she wants to say with her boyfriend, but she is worried about one thing she can't do.
That is, she has to fart in front of her boyfriend.
She can't fart in front of her boyfriend because of the emotional break in front of her boyfriend.
In fact, she plans to study and live in France with her boyfriend in June in order to learn how to dance.
When she thinks about living her life holding back her fart every day, she gets a stomachache.
Can you help me?
Hello.
Something's strange, isn't it?
Are you okay? Is the camera on?
It's a popular show all over the country.
Yes, but if I won, I was going to eat properly and do it.
- You were going to eat and do it. - Yes.
- You're a unique person. - Yes.
By the way, I'd be happy if you did it for me.
Are you happy?
It's like...
How do you say it? It opened my heart.
It opened your heart.
- Can you show me your boyfriend's picture? - Yes.
Do you think your boyfriend is okay now?
- He's a little serious. - I can't read it.
I can't read it.
- Is there a risk? - We're close, but...
I want to get over that wall.
Do you usually do it?
Usually...
- Yes, I do it a lot. - You do it a lot?
- Not at home. - Can you do it now?
- Yes, I can. - You can do it?
Wow!
Wait, Mr. Ukane!
No!
You can't go to the next stage!
- Today is my boyfriend's birthday. - What?
- So... - So...
- What are you going to do? - I'm going to wash my hands.
I'm going to stay at a hotel.
I'm thinking of going on a hot spring trip.
I want to go on a trip for my boyfriend.
So I'm going on a birthday trip.
- I'm going to make a video of our memories. - Okay.
- That's what I asked for. - Okay.
Oh!
Maybe...
- Shinichi? - Yes?
Do you know what this show is about?
Uh... Detective Night Squad.
- I got a letter from Yuki. - Okay.
- Happy birthday! - Thank you!
She wants you to make a video of your memories.
- What? - She wants you to make a video of my memories.
- Okay. - Okay.
- So, are you going on a trip? - Yes, I am.
- I was wondering if you could help me with that. - Oh, yes. Thank you.
- First of all, I want you to make a video of your memories. - Okay.
- Can we meet up later? - Oh, okay.
- First of all, I want you to make a video of your memories. - Okay.
- So, you went to a hotel to celebrate your boyfriend's birthday. - Yes!
- Isn't it nice? - Well, well...
- It's a nice set. - You're a great actress!
- So, what should you do? When do you return? - I brought a present!
- Okay, so...
- When you give your boyfriend a present... - Yes?
- When your boyfriend says "thank you", there's actually another present.
- And...
- Boo! - Boo!
- So... - Oh, I'm about to cry.
- Can you do it? - Yes, I can.
- Is it okay? Can you do it?
- Oh, but... I just said that and...
- If it's possible, you might not be able to go out.
- So, for the sake of not being able to go out...
- We have this ticket...
- Do you know it? - It makes it easier for you to puke, right? - Yes.
- For your puke... - Yes. - Natto, sweet potato, carbonated water... - Yes. - Let's eat and do our best! - Yes!
- It's good, isn't it? - It's good!
- It's amazing, isn't it? Drinking and eating a lot... - It's good! - Sweet potato is good! - It's good!
- Shin! - Shin, I'm sorry about Yuki-chan's image cut.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- From now on, I'd like to film you two talking in your room. - Yes.
- I'm entering the room. It's about time. - Ta-dah! - Wow! - Isn't it amazing? - Isn't it nice? - There's a lot of "wow" coming out.
- There's an earphone in her ear and you can hear the sound of the microphone. When will Yuki-chan give him a present?
- I never imagined that the woman in front of me would puke now. - You didn't imagine it, did you? - No, I didn't.
- This tree looks like a cherry blossom tree. - If it were spring, I'd like it more. - Will spring come again?
- Huh? - Did you puke? - There was something like a "hey" just now, but I didn't give him a present and "hey" came out of nowhere.
- My boyfriend hasn't noticed it yet. Wait a minute, Yuki-chan, can you come back for a second? I forgot something. - I forgot it.
- Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. - Turn it off. Turn it off. I just heard a sound, but did you puke? - No, I didn't. - Really?
- No, my boyfriend did it. - Did he puke?
- Did you do it? - No, he did it.
- Do you remember what you did? - Yes, I gave him a present and took another one.
- I'm sorry. - It's your birthday.
- You have a camera. - Yes, I do.
Yuki, I'm nervous. It's hard for me to come out.
- What? A present? - Yes, it's your birthday.
- Here you are. - Thank you.
- Can I open it? - Yes.
Yuki, he's preparing to puke.
- What if... - You look happy.
- I have one more present for you. - One more?
- No. - No?
- What's going on? - It's a little stinky.
- It's embarrassing.
- We talked about it. - Yes.
- Can we do it again in the future? - Yes, we can.
- Yes, we can.
You're so kind.
I'm so happy that I'm about to puke.
- Hello, I'm Yuki from Shinkuu. - Hello.
- You said you'd make a video of your memories. - Yes.
- But it's not like that. - Yes.
I understand it now.
- Presents and farts. - Yes.
- I've been holding back my farts in front of you for 4 years. - Yes.
- How was it? - It was like a textbook fart.
- It was refreshing, but I'll do it more and more from now on. - No, it's not "more and more".
- It's an exaggeration. - It's an exaggeration.
- We have a request from 36-year-old Yukari Kanazawa, who lives in Saitama Prefecture. - Yes.
- She is 24 years old and was born in 1905. Her name is Vivio. - I see.
- In fact, "vivio" means "car" in Japanese. - I see.
- She has been buying used cars for 16 years and has been showing her love for them. - I see.
- But Vivio is also 24 years old and has a lot of problems. - Yes.
- Even if she keeps driving, it will cost a lot of money to repair, so she bought a new car. - I see.
- But it seems like she can't let go of me. - I see.
- Can you let me go away from my cute son, Vivio? - I see.
- It's about cars, isn't it? - Yes.
- What car is it? - It's a Subaru Vivio.
- It's a Subaru Vivio, isn't it? - Yes.
- He's older than my daughter. He's like an older brother to me. - Older brother!
- Older brother!
- What do you think of what I'm saying? - It's disgusting.
- Older brother! - It's so direct.
- I hope you can see me from the living room every year. - Can you see me from here?
- Vivio! Vivio! - Vivio!
- Vivio!
- What is this color? - It's so cute.
- It's dirty. - No, no, no!
- No!
I don't like it!
- What is this? - It looks like a burnt out Silvania.
- It's getting dark. - I'm tired of that area.
It's peeling off.
It's so fluffy.
The ceiling of Vivio is 160,215kg.
- 160,000?! - It's running like crazy!
- Is it worn out? - Yeah, a lot.
The painting is terrible.
It's getting worse.
The bumper is damaged.
- A picture? - Of my cute little girl.
- Wait a minute. - Isn't she cute?
She's so small!
- This is me. - You look like you're in your weight loss period.
Oh, you're in the Silvania family!
You're so pretty!
But...
- Vivio... - Yeah?
She's coming.
I want you to let go of Vivio.
I've given you so much love...
- What's wrong? - Nothing!
(Vivio is crying)
Even though you asked me to let go of him...
It's so painful!
I signed a contract with a new company.
And I was going to get Vivi out of there, but I couldn't do it.
It's almost time for my next car insurance, so it'll cost me money just to get it, and insurance money will cost me, and I don't know if I can make up my mind here.
I know, so...
It's okay, let's get her out of there.
I decided to get her out of there, but I couldn't do it.
Let's go.
I'm nervous today.
How do you usually drive?
"Today is a good day", "Today is a bad day" is what I say in my heart.
When you talk to her, she says...
Mom, you're doing a good job.
She calls me "mom".
I used to come here quite a lot.
Here?
With Vivio.
I think there are only three options this time.
So-called used cars.
I don't know if people will let me drive Vivio.
Or I'll leave it as it is.
Or I'll turn it into a junk car.
These are the only three options.
You decide it for me.
Can I decide it?
Can you guess what used cars are?
Can you ask a professional?
Is this okay?
Is it okay?
I'm a little nervous.
I don't like it.
It doesn't open.
I've never seen it before.
In conclusion, it's quite strict to give it to the next user as it is.
It's strict.
The number of years of use and distance used.
And the degree of use.
The degree of use.
Yes.
The engine and gears.
It's strict to give it to the next user as it is.
It's hard for me to watch you say goodbye.
If you leave it like that...
You can't ride it.
If you can't ride it, it will deteriorate.
That's right.
If you don't do that, you say goodbye to me.
You're a loser.
You're a scrap.
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
There you go.
Then, do you want to talk to it alone?
Bibio...
We've been to so many places together, haven't we?
We went to the pass together...
We spent more time at home...
Mom...
Don't cry.
It's Bibio.
I had a lot of fun, too.
- We've been to so many places. - We have.
- I've been worried about you. - Yeah.
I'm really in a bad mood now.
Sometimes I think about making you my doctor.
Yeah.
Will it be okay?
- You've been worried about me, haven't you? - Yeah.
What do you want me to do for you?
Well...
I hope you can run for another 16 years.
Yeah...
Can we really say goodbye?
Yeah.
I see...
Thank you for riding with me for 16 years.
I'm sorry for you, Mom.
- Are you done? - Yeah.
- Did you talk to it? - I talked to Bibio.
- You did? - I did.
- Did you get an answer? - Yeah.
- I'll say goodbye. - Will you say goodbye?
Yeah.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Okay.
If you don't mind, I think it's better not to see it, but what should we do?
But if you don't see it, you'll have regrets, right?
Yes.
I'll see it.
See it! Great!
Thank you.
Until the end.
See it!
Thank you.
Thank you for being with me for 26 years.
[sobbing]
[music]
If you hadn't come to see me,
I would still be worried about what I should do.
Thank you so much for coming.
I'm glad you came.
You were crying a lot.
I'm worried about tomorrow's job.
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