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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
I'm chasing after you, I'm holding you,
I'm more interested in kissing you than ever.
Hello, everyone. It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp facts into complicated modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
I'm your secretary, Saori Masuda!
At this detective office, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth!
Yes! Our guest today is Mr. Hirohito Hayashi!
Thank you for having me!
Well, we have no audience today either.
What do you think of this atmosphere?
It's the first time I've seen it like this.
Like this.
How do you feel?
I feel like I'm more nervous without the audience than I actually am.
Well, let's start with the first request for today!
Yes! First of all, we have a request from Mr. Fujita Shihomi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 44-year-old housewife.
Good evening, detectives!
Please listen to my serious concerns!
When I entered my 40s and became middle-aged without losing much weight, I noticed that although I was 158cm tall, I weighed over 70kg.
I decided to go on a diet and did a lot of research.
I found an article that it's easier to lose weight if you train your back muscles.
So I tried to lose weight right away, but I couldn't raise my body at all, which surprised me.
When I think back, I don't remember ever losing weight for 44 years.
My husband told me that it wasn't like this when we first met and I feel sorry for him every day.
In order to gain weight in my 20s, I would like to become a person who can lose weight high. Please cooperate with me.
First of all, I tried a diet restriction and lost 7kg.
Then I looked for other exercises and found out about losing weight.
The biggest part of the back is the muscles.
If you train it, it's effective for dieting.
I tried to lose weight because of that, but I couldn't raise my body at all.
Was it possible for you to lose weight because you couldn't raise your back at all?
I was fat.
How much did you lose?
70kg.
70kg over?
You have a huge shoulder width.
It's been a while since I played rugby.
This is about 70kg now.
It's crazy.
Were you thin when you were young?
I was really thin.
I put it in the fridge and I'm trying hard to eat it.
Wow!
It's really cute!
It's 43kg.
It's good! You're thin!
If I was wearing a mermaid at the time...
I wanted to be a mermaid at the time.
Wow! People change so much.
I should be able to do this now.
Do you want to go back this far?
I'll go back.
You'll go back?
I'll go back.
You're determined?
I'm determined.
You're determined?
Can I show you what it's like?
Yes.
I'll wake you up from here.
I'm at my limit.
It's been a while since you played rugby.
I'm very serious.
Your neck is tense.
You're just raising your neck.
My neck hurts a lot.
Oh, but it's okay.
It's still going up, isn't it?
It's going up.
Even for me, it's terrible.
Even so, it goes up a little here, doesn't it?
It doesn't go up at all.
What do you want to do the most to heal yourself?
I hope my husband will hold me like a princess.
You just heard it, didn't you?
I heard it.
I want you to hold me like a princess.
That's right. I can't do it now.
It's tough.
Ma'am, Nana, I love you.
I love you, too.
That's lovely.
Now, first of all, your mother's current situation.
The average age of a 44-year-old woman is about 30 centimeters.
Thirty!
Please prepare for the time being.
Then, ma'am, please go as far as you can.
Now?
Yes.
Yes!
What?
Oh, it hurts!
Yes, ma'am.
If you set this up, it's free.
It's free.
I'll let you move a little.
Feet!
Wait a minute, ma'am! Feet!
Feet!
That's right, that's right!
Yes, ma'am.
Yes.
It's free.
It doesn't matter.
It's dangerous.
Can you go up to that level with one hand?
No, it's average.
One, two, go!
Wow!
Fifty-two!
Wow!
Fifty-nine!
Yay!
Wow!
Fifty centimeters!
Everyone is over fifty!
The whole family is over fifty!
It's free! It's free!
You don't need candy and mochi for special training.
What did you say you like?
Peaches and strawberries.
How much?
One.
Five hundred yen.
One?
One.
I'll leave it here.
If you want it, come up there if you want to eat it.
Okay?
Fifteen!
I think you can do it.
You're close!
Fifteen centimeters!
Let's do it!
Come on!
You can do it!
Next is mochi strategy.
What do you hate eating?
Natto.
Natto train.
A special "natto" train is coming with this feeling.
Please avoid it with the power of cash.
How much do you hate "natto" train?
I don't like it.
Let's go.
Departure.
A "natto" train that you hate is coming.
Yes.
Good luck.
I hate it.
Good feeling.
It's coming.
It's coming up.
Good.
You are being trained.
I hate it.
This is a very good training.
I hate it.
It's coming up.
You are faster than me.
I hate it.
It's a very good training.
I hate it.
Look, 20.4.
That's why I have it.
You have it.
I have it.
I go to people who know about it.
You want to go back to 20, right?
Yes, I do.
I don't know what I should do.
I don't think my body knows about it.
So, even if I force myself to do it,
I want my body to know what the back is like.
Hello.
This is Dragon Gate.
It's intense.
Hello.
You can't do the back.
The back.
Even if you've almost never done it, your body doesn't know about it.
Yes.
So, you have it, right?
Yes, I do.
That pro-wrestling technique.
The back one.
The camel clutch.
I'm going to die.
Stay next to me.
It's about 30.
Is it about 30?
It's about 30.
This is 30.
Remember it.
How is it?
It didn't hurt at all.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is it just that you can't speak?
Actually, it's pretty...
It hurt.
It's probably the muscle that was sleeping in the camel crunch.
Would you like to try it?
I'll do it.
Let's do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said it.
It's 30 centimeters.
Wow!
How is it for you?
I felt like I was being pulled.
You felt like you were being pulled even when you were doing it?
Yes, yes, yes.
That means your back was being pulled.
My back didn't hurt.
You can go further.
40 centimeters.
40 centimeters?
How is it?
I'll do it.
Right?
How is it for you?
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
I'm your client.
Do you feel like you're growing?
I want to grow a little more.
Do you think you can do it?
I think I can do it.
What is your goal?
I'm talking about 30 centimeters now.
Is your family all over 50 centimeters?
Will you join in?
If you achieve that goal,
your husband will hold you.
No way.
I really want you to hold me.
I'm going to do a stretch using a ball.
It's just the pelvis.
With this, you can relax your pelvis and the base of your legs.
Does pelvis have anything to do with muscle?
If you don't bend here, you can't come up like this.
- From here? - Yes, here.
- Do you want me to loosen it from here? - Yes.
The base of this leg.
Let's stretch here.
I want to train my back muscles a little.
Now, the last finishing work has been completed, so if you exceed 40, you will be a princess.
I understand!
40 is amazing!
At first it was 10.
It was 10, wasn't it?
Well, let's go with that!
I understand!
One, two...
Can you do it?
You can do it!
There you go!
Fifty-three points!
Amazing!
You're amazing!
I feel like I've changed.
So, shall we move on to the reward time?
Yes!
Let's go to the coffee shop!
Dada!
Low! Low!
It's up!
Hiking!
My physique has changed!
Your physique hasn't changed!
I wanted to be like you, Dada!
How much can you do in one day?
It's because of Matt's way of doing things.
There are many connections.
If you loosen it, you can grow.
Of course, we are behind you, so we are behind you.
But you are a professional.
Did you clean the living room?
I hate you!
Of course, I cleaned it up!
Really? That's a detective's job!
I hate you!
Let's move on to the next request!
Yes, next is a request from a 21-year-old professional school student who lives in Hyogo Prefecture.
Seven months ago, my father told me that a package from Turkey had arrived for me, and I was given a black box.
My address and my full name were written in the black box, but I didn't know that a package from Turkey would arrive at all.
I have no recollection of it.
It's been seven months since my father said "Isn't it a bomb?" and didn't have the courage to open it.
Why did a package from Turkey arrive at me? What's in it? Detective, could you open it for me?
Isn't it scary?
It's scary.
A package from Turkey with nothing on it suddenly...
Seven months ago...
Why didn't you solve it when you were chief of police?
It's strange.
It's a simple request for me to open it.
Let's see what's inside the package.
Let's watch the video.
The rumored package.
It certainly gives off a strange atmosphere, doesn't it?
Wow, what's this?
My dad said, "There's a bomb in it, so don't open it."
And I was like, "Who cares?"
But there's a pin missing in it, and if you open it...
Bang!
No, no, that's...
It's definitely going to explode at this stage.
There's no way it's a bomb.
That's what I think.
But it's really suspicious.
What is this?
Is it really from Turkey?
- Yes. - How do you know?
- It says "Turkey" here. - Oh, you're right.
Oh, I see.
"To Wakayoshida," "Hyogo Prefecture," "Mexico."
It's written in kanji here, too.
- This is your name, isn't it? - Yes.
- Is the kanji correct? - Yes, it is.
So you're saying it's from Turkey, and it's written in kanji for "Wakayoshida"?
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes?
- Did you say it's from a friend of yours? - No, I didn't.
- To Turkey? - No, I didn't.
- Isn't it a pretty close friend of yours? - What?
You don't know where you live, but you know how many friends you know where you live.
- About ten. - Right?
Did you ask any of those ten friends who you know where you live?
I posted a picture of me on Instagram.
- They said no one knew me. - I see.
- You know where you live, but all ten of you post pictures of you on Instagram? - Yes.
- And you say no one knows you? - Yes.
What?
Is there something like that?
Like fraud, large-scale fraud, isn't there such a fear?
Yes, it's probably not delivered by large-scale.
It's solid, it's great.
It's solid, but it's bad.
It feels like someone who is not used to writing kanji is looking at something and reflecting it.
Oh, if you say it, it might be. It's kind of unbalanced.
This is also solid.
Japanese book.
Is there anyone who has a long left side?
It doesn't say who sent it, does it?
Oh, it's true!
That's right!
What else is there? A case where things arrive from overseas like this.
Bioterrorism.
No, it's too scary.
What is it, really?
It's too crazy to be attacked by personal attacks of bioterrorism!
What will you do?
Will you open it?
What!?
Scary!
It's here!
It's here.
Yes.
Wow!
What should I hide?
I'm a fiber scope entertainer.
Okay, I'll go.
Okay.
Now...
Ah!
Eh?
Ah, what is this?
Eh? A hose?
Eh?
Ah, there's a letter inside!
Eh, scary, scary, what does it mean?
It says "mail".
Look, here.
Eh, it's scary.
Eh?
Isao...
Takeshi.
Do you know Takeshi Isao?
I don't know. He's not here.
And... He's really fat.
North.
North! North!
Rekko?
She's writing something on the plate.
North...
North! Kansai dialect!
North...
No...
Saki?
Saki!
No...
Sensei...
Sensei!
Are you teaching anything?
Me?
But...
In elementary school...
I only learned calligraphy for one day.
Is that information OK?
(all laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(shouting)
(all laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(shouting)
(laughing)
(shouting)
(laughing)
(shouting)
Before the takoyaki?
Do you remember this person?
I just remembered.
In Kato's English class.
When I was in third year of high school,
I went to his English class for a little bit.
How long did you go for?
Really, for about a month.
That's short!
The teacher at the time.
Takeshi?
Isawa Takeshi?
So you have a QR code,
you have a mail add-in,
you even have his LINE ID.
It's packed! It's still in there!
To finish it off...
Wait a minute!
I'm scared! What is this?
Huh?
Teacher...
Two sweets,
cheese,
tea...
Turkish tea.
And even if it's just one,
no matter how you think about it, you want to exchange contacts.
QR code, mail add-in, QR code, LINE ID...
Even though you stopped for a month...
Yes.
I'm scared!
Can you connect me to LINE?
LINE?
You can, right?
Mom, can I use LINE?
Why is he doing all of this for me?
That's true.
I'm nervous.
It's definitely him.
Hello.
I'm Turkish interpreter.
Nice to meet you.
How do you read this?
In Katakana...
"Alper Birgehan Krünjel".
Krünjel.
Yes.
And this address?
The address is...
It's a city called Bursa in Turkey.
Bursa.
It's tough.
Thank you for sending me so many things.
Thank you, Mr. Appel.
If you get in touch with me, let me know and be my friend.
Of course.
And let me know what kind of scene it was.
Oh, it's working.
Did you get a record?
I got a record and it's playing now.
It's playing.
I was in the middle of gathering.
In a hurry.
What? What? What?
Thank you for sending me.
If you send me with a picture...
Oh!
First of all, hello.
I got a reply that it was a big surprise.
Since then, I've been very happy with your contact.
I'll send you. I'll send you. I'll send you.
You bought it in Japanese.
I bought it in Japanese.
Oh, it got worse.
I'll open it.
Well, today, there are too many people here and it seems that we can't have a comfortable conversation.
How about tomorrow?
Tomorrow, then...
If you don't like it, don't do it.
I don't like it at all.
So...
From a teacher of English conversation class who came here a long time ago...
With kindness...
The inside wasn't rotten.
Oh...
Is it tea?
Yes, tea was fine, but cheese was rotten.
Well, even if you opened the box, there was no accident.
But you caused an accident.
So...
At what timing should I do it?
Let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the following is a request from Yumi Matsubara, 47 years old, who lives in Nara Prefecture.
In my house, I have a dog named Spike.
I love driving, so I always drive my car, but I have a strange habit and I'm in trouble.
I usually drive quietly in my car, but when the railroad crossing approaches, I suddenly get nervous and look at the train passing in front of me and go crazy.
I thought I would get used to it sooner or later, but even now, six years later, it doesn't heal, but rather the symptom seems to be worsening.
Can you do something about this strange habit of Spike?
Detective, who understands the feelings of dogs, thank you for your request.
A dog, one shot.
Hey, dog, get out of here.
You can't get out of there.
Anyway, when the railroad crossing approaches...
I want to fix it.
That's right.
To fix it...
Hey, dog, get out of here.
You can't get out of there.
You're so persistent.
On the contrary, it was good that there were no audience.
That's true.
Well, what will happen?
Matsubara-san, you were there.
You were Spike of Matsubara-san's house.
Matsubara-san's Spike-kun.
You've been a little strange lately.
What's wrong with you?
Kyan, kyan!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
You're already here?
What?
You're already here?
I'm already here! Who's this?
Him!
Him! Him!
Hey! Hey, hey!
Why... why are you taking me?
No, I go out for a day, when I'm at home.
Huh?
I don't walk much either.
When I get in the car, I like looking at the scenery, so I leave it like this.
You like driving?
I like it, right?
Right?
You like it, don't you?
There's not much you can do about it.
That's right.
Right?
Then let's go for a drive.
These seatbelts are for dogs?
That's right.
Because it's dangerous, right?
People do cry for sure.
That's right, that's right.
You've been driving for a long time. Are you happy about it?
That's right, that's right.
You've been quiet in the car for a long time, haven't you?
That's right, now.
You've been looking at the scenery for a long time, haven't you?
That's right.
Huh? You know the way, don't you?
I know the road well.
You remember it?
It's about time.
It's about time, right?
It's about time.
Yes.
It's over there, but it's a little further ahead.
I raised my tail.
It's here, it's here.
I don't like it anymore.
I don't like it either.
- It's like this. - I can't do it with my wings out.
- It's like this. - It's normal.
- Really.
- If you go too far, you can't be quiet. - That's right.
- You know you'll be in trouble if it's like this, right? - No, I know, but...
- You know you'll be in trouble if it's like this, right? - I know, but...
- I wish you'd take me to a crossing. - There's a crossing in front of your house.
- You can go shopping there. - There's a crossing? - Yes.
Ababa! Ababa!
- This is also painful. - What?
Oh, this is a little tough.
- But you're really quiet, aren't you? - Yes, I'm usually quiet.
I'm afraid of that crossroad.
Is it reacting to the train?
- Train? - I don't know if you like or hate trains.
- Let's find out what it's like. - Yes.
- Then I'll go to the train! - Train?
- Gungkaka, gungkaka, gungkaka, papa. - Yes!
Gungkaka, gungkaka, gungkaka, gungkaka, papa.
Gungkaka, gungkaka, gungkaka, gungkaka...
Papa! Papa!
- Gungkaka, papa! Papa! - It's reacting to the train, isn't it?
It's painful, isn't it?
- Then I'll take this off and walk normally. - Okay.
- It's a train, right? - A train?
- It's a train, right? - It's a train, right?
- We need to get it to the train.
- Should we go to the train? - To the train?
- Yeah.
I just noticed, but you have a similar face to Spike.
Is that a compliment?
I want to go closer to the crossing.
Shall we go?
It's my first time crossing the crossing.
Oh, really?
Yes, walking.
Wow, it's coming!
It's coming, but...
I'm scared.
It's coming!
You're not scared, right?
I'm not scared!
You're not scared, you're fine!
I'm fine, I'm fine!
You're not scared!
Well, let's go!
Do we cross?
Yes, let's go.
Wait, wait, calm down!
You can cross, right?
Yes, you can cross.
Cross?
Yes.
Cross?
It's similar, this one.
That one that goes "kan kan".
It's similar, right?
Yes, it's similar.
It's similar, it's similar.
It's not that you're scared of the crossing, right?
That's right!
It's a train, right?
A train!
A train is coming!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Your throat is pretty sore.
That's right!
Your throat is pretty sore.
Let's take a break.
Yes, understood.
Drink some water.
Yes, drink some water.
Let's go.
Spike!
You shouldn't have bitten me!
Cross? Cross?
Cross?
There's nothing I can do about it.
You have to fight back.
That's right.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to call an expert and ask for help.
An expert?
Yes.
Oh, it's Mochika!
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
How was it? The one inside the car.
I was pretty excited.
It's important to stop the whistle, but it's most important to stop before you whistle.
If you whistle, your excitement will increase, so it's hard for the car to stop.
Yes.
So the most important point is before you whistle.
I went to the place where I whistled a lot earlier.
First of all, you should go outside and drive calmly to some extent.
I think you can handle it.
I can't stand it!
For now, call it without worrying about the train.
That's it!
Good!
Hold it! Hold it!
Hang in there!
Yes! You can do it!
Hold it!
That's it!
Wow!
Amazing!
For now, let's go here once.
If you can do it, let's get closer.
Closer! Closer!
Yes!
Yes! It's back! It's back! It's back!
Now!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's much better than before!
It's wonderful that you got back after it barked.
It didn't stop when it started to bark.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Spike!
Hold it! Hold it!
Oh! Yes!
Hold it!
Yes!
OK!
Yes! Yes!
It's back! It's back!
Yes!
Hold it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Wow! It's back!
Spike!
Yes!
Let's call it a day.
What's with you, fatso?
What's wrong with you?
What did you do?!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't even chew on that part!
Mr. Matsukura.
You were barking like crazy.
What will you do next?
As you can see, I'm pretty tired.
If I train like this, I'll bark again.
So I'd like you to practice a little differently every day.
Spike!
Yes! Yes!
You have to work harder!
If you work harder,
the problem will be solved!
You can do it, Spike!
Spike!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Great, great!
Great!
Oh! Oh!
Great! Great! You did it!
Good!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Spike!
Let's do it calmly. Let's do it.
Yes! Yes!
Strike! Strike!
Do it like this.
Spike! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow!
Can you do it one more time from here?
Okay, okay. Concentrate.
Let's do it.
Yes! That's it!
After that you need to keep calling out to Spike.
That's right, that's it!
Yes, I did.
Pai-kun.
That's right.
He was so excited.
I was surprised.
I practiced and practiced and practiced.
I understood.
This dog is not good.
I understood that.
But...
He was strong.
He was bitten.
Why did you get bitten?
He was bitten.
The teacher was feeding the dog.
He was looking at the dog.
The dog had a lot of blood.
I couldn't show it on TV.
The dog had a lot of blood.
I put the dog in a cup so that it wouldn't get angry.
How did you like it?
There are no audience today.
The dog was bouncing a lot.
It was interesting.
Detectives are more interesting than writers.
Thank you very much.
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