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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
SHUUMATSU dake no HIMITSU no HEYA HODOKETE And you unlock the secret room only for weekends
CHIKU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush
Catch it and wait for it in your dream TSUKAMAETE YUMUCHU ni MATTERU NO NARA
Kiss me just this time KISU SHITE YO Just kiss me right now
It's time for Detective Night Scoop! FUKUSATSU ni IRIKUN DA GENZAI SHAKAI ni SURUDOI MESU o IRE,
I'm Dr. Matsumoto, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which definitively investigates various mysteries and questions!
Hello, I'm Saori Matsuda, a reporter at our detective bureau, and based on requests from TV viewers, we will immediately dispatch one of our best detectives to pursue the truth!
And today's question is Kunikazu Katsumata!
I'm sorry, but can I call you "kacchan"?
Yes, you can call me "kacchan", but if you call me "kacchan", it sounds like you ran away from Matsumoto.
How dare you change your full name!
This is really difficult.
I don't have anything to call you.
Now, let's start with the first question.
Yes, first of all, we have a request from an elementary school 5th grader who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 11 years old.
Good evening, everyone.
I have a problem.
I can't do one of my dad's favorite moves.
At home, we call it "puan puan", but my dad makes a mysterious sound like a drop of water falling from his cheek.
My dad says that he hasn't met anyone in Japan who can do it yet.
I've been practicing hard for two months since I was taught the technique, but there's no sign of getting any better.
I'd like you to cooperate with the detective and make it possible.
I don't know much about it.
Do you know about "puan puan"?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know, but I'd like to do it someday.
You don't know about "puan puan", do you?
I've been trying to master "puan puan".
Yes.
Hello.
Unagi-kun.
Yes.
Who did you think would come?
Did you predict it?
I predicted it.
Did you predict it?
Who was it?
I thought it was serve.
Did you think it was serve?
Hey, don't call me all of a sudden.
Please.
My mom and my sister don't know about "puan puan".
They don't know about "puan puan".
Please.
Oh! Is it totally wrong now?
It's totally wrong.
Can you do it, mom?
I can't do it, but...
You are really bad at it.
What did you say?
What is your dad doing today?
I'm sorry, he's at work.
He's at work!
He's a nursery teacher.
Oh, he's a nursery teacher.
What time will you be back?
Maybe around nine?
If I'm late, it will be seven.
Seven?!
Then you can take a break until then.
You can't do anything!
Is it here?
Yes!
It's an international school.
It's an international school!
I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Dad!
We only have a little time.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Anyway...
Anyway, first of all...
The "puan puan" of the century...
The century...
I'll do it.
Oh!
Wow!
Wow! It's really dripping!
Can you do it again?
I'll concentrate, too.
Is it wet?
Where?
Your mouth, water...
I'm nervous right now.
It's not really dripping, of course.
That's right, of course.
How is it?
Well...
How is it?
It's zero.
Zero?!
You're not doing anything, are you?!
You're challenging yourself!
Can you teach me how to do it properly?
Give me a break.
We don't have a break.
You can't do that!
Dad!
You can't do that!
I have to watch it as a child.
Of course, it's like a house video.
Hit the cheeks and breathe out.
Look at this and practice.
Hit the cheeks and breathe out.
Breathe...
Be aware of your mouth movement.
And after you do that, let it droop a little.
At the same time, hit the cheeks...
And breathe out.
Drop this "it's" and shake it at the end.
Oh, good!
One, two...
You say "ah-ee-ee" naturally.
And then "cookies".
Breathe out.
"Cookies".
I'm getting really bad at this.
This is bad!
Don't forget the "shakure" either.
Leave it in one corner.
One corner...
Tonden, tonden...
"Questioning shakure" is good, too.
If you do it like this...
What did you say?
Hey!
I told you it's impossible!
Don't give up!
I searched on the internet...
and heard the sound of water coming out of my mouth.
When I looked it up, it came up.
But it's not exactly the same.
"Human feet hooks".
"Boy park".
Did you do it like this?
No, I didn't.
Like...
Is it a completely different technique?
No, no.
Then you don't need that person.
It's similar.
Momimaru-san, please!
Wow!
Amazing!
(beatboxing)
Yeah!
Is there a sound where a drop of water falls?
Yes, it's called "water drop".
It's exactly like that.
Exactly like that.
Who came up with it?
I don't know about the "water drop" technique.
The reason why people don't use it is because it's too difficult to master.
It's too difficult.
Even I can't do it in 100 shots.
What?!
Then you're amazing.
You're amazing!
Here I go.
No hand?
No hand.
You can use your hands.
Oh, you can use your hands.
There are many ways of doing it.
Here I go.
At first, let it drip a little.
At the same time, hit the cheek.
The first drop.
Are you a human beatboxer?
No!
I'm not, right?
That's quite a level.
How is it compared to your father's?
Both of them are...
If you say it like that, it changes the meaning.
Is that explanation correct?
It's correct.
It's correct?
It's correct.
My father would poke it and put it aside.
But you don't have to do it.
What! Teacher!
At first, it might be easier if you don't open your mouth.
But I fully support you, Moriura-san.
Thank you.
First of all, you don't need much force.
The flatter the part you hit, the easier the sound will resonate.
In this aspect, it's like you're pushing it.
So you don't have to bite it like this.
It's like this.
When you whistle, you make a high sound and lower it.
This shape is the starting position.
The shape of the mouth that makes a low sound.
The shape of the cheek.
Cheek.
There is the softest part where you don't hit it.
This part.
If you hit this part, you will hear a little hollow sound.
In this state, you only push out the air in your mouth.
You use your tongue and push it forward.
You use your tongue!
You push it out with the strength of your tongue and make a small whistle.
I don't know much about this.
This is probably because you're breathing out of your lungs.
If you're breathing out of your lungs, you can't do it.
Because the sound doesn't resonate.
The vibration of the sound disappears in the air.
It's crushed.
I'll do the deco pin first.
Make sure you have a sound like when you're playing a small drum.
Do it as soon as you hear this sound.
But it's easy to understand.
It comes out when you hit it.
It's a good idea to do the little whistling you just did.
Wait a minute.
I'm numb.
What is it?!
The students are concentrating so much!
The timing is getting better.
Welcome back!
It's a professional human beatbox.
Would you like to see it in person?
Yes, I'd love to.
This is a shock.
It's one of the best in Japan.
I'm more nervous than a competition.
It's gone.
How could this happen?!
You're really good at it.
What do you think of my performance?
I think it's wonderful.
Thank you very much.
I practiced a little from above.
Please see the result.
(Applause)
What is the score?
nine...two points.
Wow!
92 points!
Wow!
One!
What?
How was it?
I think it was good.
It's about the same as Mr. Sarbe's.
But...
What? That's harsh.
Well, I mean...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I thought you'd be crushed by the pressure.
The 100 points will be given by Benta.
Please.
Yes.
Are you okay? Benta!
Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Benta!
Are you okay?
Let's go.
How many points did you get?
100 points.
Let's say goodbye with "poan poan" all-stars.
"Poan poan".
Let's go.
You two are strong.
The sound is amazing.
Yes, it is.
I didn't know much about it.
Yes, you didn't.
See?
It still sounds good.
It's small.
But I don't want to do it.
You don't want to do it.
You can say it.
"Na"?
You said "poan poan".
What is it?
Let's move on to the next request.
This request is from a man, Katsumi Higashiguchi, who lives in Osaka.
I'm a big fan of singer Eisaku Okawa who is in his forties.
I'd like you to solve a question I've been asking about him for many years.
I've been watching you on TV and at concerts, but I've never looked up at you.
When you're singing or talking.
When you're eating or laughing, you can't see your upper front teeth at all.
Detective, please.
Please show me your upper front teeth.
That's what she said.
First of all, do you know Eisaku Okawa?
I think you all know her.
I know her.
I'll tell you about her.
That's right.
She looks like this.
She's sleeping.
No, we're not.
She's not sleeping anymore.
She looks like she just came out of there.
That's right.
You can't see your upper front teeth at all.
Let's see what happened.
Here you go.
She's a dandy.
No, no.
Does that mean you love Eisaku Okawa?
That's right.
When did you become her fan?
It's an old story.
About 40 years ago,
I saw her on TV.
Yes.
She had a good face.
Yes.
She had a good voice.
Yes.
She had a sharp nose.
Yes.
I thought it was someone else, but it was Eisaku Okawa.
So you met her for the first time.
Yes.
It's been 5 or 6 years.
Yes.
She has a sharp nose.
Yes.
She sings very well.
Yes.
But she doesn't show her upper front teeth.
She doesn't show them.
Do you think it's a policy?
I don't care about that.
No, no.
You love her so much.
She's already showing her upper front teeth.
"Can you see it today?" "Can you see it today?"
Yes, yes, yes.
She can see you when you laugh.
Wow, that's amazing!
Wait a minute.
What?
She can see you from below.
I can't see you from above.
What's this?
From below?
Yes, I can see you from below.
This is thermal imaging, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
I can't see you at all.
Not at all?
You can see me normally, can't you?
Yes, I can.
Can you sing for me?
Yes, of course.
Can you stand up?
Yes, I can see you.
Can you stand up?
Lonely...
Sazan...
Yes, I can see you.
I can see you from below.
Can you sing for me?
Yes, of course.
Yes, I can see you.
I can't see you at all.
I can see you from below.
Wow!
Can you sing like this?
I can't see you at all.
This is the last chance for Sazan.
Can you sing like this?
Yes, I can.
This is amazing!
Wow!
This is the last chance for me.
I can't see you at all.
This is strange.
What is this?
I don't know what scene it is, but everyone's punches are amazing.
Hello, detective.
I don't think you can see it from this angle.
You can't.
You can't see it normally.
I can't.
No way.
But if you can't see it, it's hard to say.
You can't see it anywhere else.
That means you can see it.
That's right.
I think you can see it.
Don't you have to confirm it yourself?
If you can see it...
So we came to Radio Nippon.
Yes.
This is where Mr. Okawa Yusaku's radio is recorded.
So finally...
I see.
We've been given permission to visit.
Yes.
I think you can directly see where it is being recorded.
If you can see it there, it's okay.
I'm leaving.
Goodbye.
Oh!
Goodbye.
Oh!
Goodbye.
Thank you.
Wow!
It's raw! Finally!
It's raw.
It's cool!
This work is very large-scale.
It's on the Hokkaido stage.
Now, strawberries are sold at supermarkets all year round, right?
It's supposed to be spring in the spring of strawberries, isn't it?
Absolutely not.
Speaking of spring, speaking of strawberries,
before I went out, I was taken by Mr. Koga and went to Shizuoka for a concert.
Population survey, which started every six years, is 1720 years old.
I'm like a producer.
I'm like a business man.
I'm like an official giant.
Even if I'm being misled so close,
I think I can finish it directly after recording,
so I'd like to say it first and wait for it.
Yes, I understand.
So, soon, Mr. Okawa will come here directly.
Finally, live!
Please say it.
I can't say it.
Please show me your upper eyebrow.
Mr. Yoshimura, can you say it?
I don't have much time.
But you have no choice but to do it.
If you say it like that, it will never come out.
Isn't it?
At first, I had various strategies.
Didn't you bring any sweets for Mr. Koga?
I brought sweets in a hurry.
When I eat sweets, I think it will come out.
It's crispy.
This is perfect.
If you can't eat it, what should you do?
I'll do my best.
Thank you for looking for me.
I'm sorry.
What's going on today?
Thank you for explaining.
Is Mr. Higashiguchi here?
I'm Higashiguchi.
Nice to meet you. I'm Okawa.
This is a program called "Detective Dutch School".
Mr. Okawa would like to meet you in person.
He is a big fan of you.
So, he asked me to come here.
I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
I brought you delicious sweets from Osaka.
Here you are.
Thank you.
This is true.
Of course.
You're from Fukuoka, right?
I was born and raised in Fukuoka.
That's why.
Tokushima and Shizuoka.
When I debuted, more than 90% of men were men.
More than 90% of men at first?
After 15 years, I released "SEDAN CAMERA" and half of men and women became men.
I see.
Not only in clothes.
Recently, more and more men.
Could you wait for a moment?
May I?
Sure.
How do you like it?
It's nice, isn't it?
It looks good.
Did you see the sword in front of you?
No, I didn't.
I forgot about the senbei.
When you said "it hurts", I turned to my right and said "it hurts", and I thought my teeth would come out. It was cute.
Thank you for saying that.
When you said "it hurts", I thought my teeth would come out. It was cute.
Thank you for saying that.
It hurts a lot, doesn't it?
It's hot! It's hot!
I can see it now.
It's round.
There's a lot going on, but it means you're tired, doesn't it?
That's right.
This time, we have a special massager with us.
Thank you for having me.
Over there, over there.
That's nice.
It's really strong.
Is it strong?
It's strong.
It doesn't hurt?
Not at all.
It's strong.
It doesn't hurt at all, does it?
It feels good.
Doesn't it hurt?
Not at all.
You're suddenly talking about pain.
It doesn't hurt.
That's nice.
It's strong!
It's strong.
It's super strong.
It's strong.
That's enough.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Are you tired?
Not at all.
I'm happy.
I'm relieved.
I'm grateful for everything you've done for me.
I'm sure there are a lot of viewers and fans out there.
Can you show me your best smile?
Can you show me your sad face?
I can't help it even if you show me my smile.
Can you show me?
Can you show me your best smile?
I'll show you my V-sign.
Your V-sign.
Here we go.
That's good! That's good! That's good!
Oh, I see.
I can't see you at all.
Well...
It's heartbreaking, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'll be honest with you.
You will?
Yes, I will.
I'll do my best.
Hurry up and do it.
I'll do my best, too.
Okay, let's go.
Yes.
Thank you for everything today.
You're welcome.
I watched you on the radio.
You're welcome.
Actually...
Yes?
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes?
Can you do me a favor?
When you sing...
Yes?
And...
When you talk...
Yes?
And when you smile...
Yes?
I can't see you at all.
Oh, really?
I don't know if it's me or you.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Can you do me a favor?
Yes?
From now on...
Don't worry.
I'll listen to you sing.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for asking you to do me a favor like that.
It's the first time for me to receive such criticism like this.
Oh, I see.
It's not like you're hiding it or anything like that.
I don't hide it at all.
I see.
You don't have to be so persistent.
I see.
But...
I see.
What are you doing?
Okay.
Are you ready?
[Laughter]
Open your eyes.
I see it!
You have your own front teeth.
Isn't it amazing?
I see it!
Is it okay?
Will this be on TV?
It's okay!
It's not over yet.
It's good.
It was true, wasn't it?
It was true.
I can feel the hunger of the client.
That's right.
I want to show you every night, but I can't do it anymore.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the following is a request from a 48-year-old business owner in Nakamoto, Toyomi-san, who lives in Kagoshima Prefecture.
It's a request right away, but it's "I want you to forgive me for hiding it from my wife as a coming out."
I found something I hid when I moved to a new house the other day.
That "something" is a detective notebook.
In fact, it was a request that my constipation would be cured with caramel ten years ago.
Why do we have a detective notebook that only those who have been hired should have?
My wife asks me persistently, "Why do you have a detective notebook?"
The other day, I confirmed that I was on the show.
But I couldn't talk about the request.
I can't hide it anymore.
Would you like me to help you come out?
In fact, my wife is very serious and hates big stories.
This request is from ten years ago, so I don't remember the details.
You don't remember it?
Yes.
I put caramel in my husband's buttocks and my constipation would be cured.
That's the fact.
My wife hates small stories, so I can't tell you.
I'm sure there are people like that.
What happened? Did you say something good?
What? Thank you.
Hello.
Oh, it's you, Mr. Kanpei.
What's up with you?
I'm so happy. I love you, Mr. Kanpei.
Nice to meet you. My name is Nakamoto.
- Nakamoto? - Yes.
You have a strong personality.
Did you say something ten years ago?
Yes.
About what?
What kind of "V" did you do?
"V"? "V"? Is it a place?
"V"?
No.
"V"?
What kind of "V"?
"V"?
You did everything I asked you to do, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
So, what kind of "V" did you do?
Like this.
"V"?
Like caramel.
Caramel, right?
Yes.
I don't think you should put it in.
Recently, I saw "V" again and remembered what you said.
Then, I'll put it in like this.
Oh, there it is!
Why?
It's not much, but now...
Oh, is this caramel?
This time, with my wife's mother's care...
I moved to my wife's hometown.
And then...
I found the detective's notebook and...
Again, again, this trouble again...
"What's wrong?" I say...
Well, I'm a little quiet about it.
I can't say it.
"Why don't you say it?" You say it like this, don't you?
Yes. My wife is...
Well...
She's quiet about it.
She's a little quiet about it.
Quiet about it?
No, no, no!
Why?
Because you were sticking your butt out the other day.
In the bath.
I changed it with my wife.
I changed it so that no one would see it.
What about your wife today?
She came with me from Kagoshima.
She's waiting for me at the hotel right now.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Hello?
It's Ahe.
Yes, it's Ahe.
The detective's notebook...
You saw it, didn't you?
That's right.
Yes.
You don't tell me, do you?
I've asked you a few times.
Yes.
What did you want me to do?
Don't you know what I want you to do?
I've helped people a few times.
Oh!
For example...
I helped someone who was stranded on a railroad crossing.
Yes!
I thought it was something like that.
I thought it was something moving.
Oh!
What is it?
It's kind of embarrassing.
I can't say what I want to say.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
No, no.
I understand. I understand.
No, I also...
What?
No...
What is it?
Um, now...
In your words...
Yes.
Don't cry anymore, darling!
What?
Be strong!
Why are you crying?
Why am I crying?
What?
I'm embarrassed of myself.
What?
Um, darling!
Yes?
I'll ask you to come to the hotel later.
Oh, yes, I understand.
Yes!
The picture of the caramel coming out of the gate...
When I think of what you saw...
I feel like I did something wrong...
It's not wrong, but...
It's like...
It's like tears are coming out of my eyes.
Can you say it to your wife?
No...
It's a little hard for me to say it myself.
Um, I want you to convince her that you're good at cooking.
No...
I...
I'm not really good at it.
No...
But...
I can't think of anything.
I don't know what to say.
Ah, Sensei!
Yes?
Ah, hello!
Ah!
Hello!
I have a request.
I found this notebook in your wife's room.
But you know, back in the day,
when a woman gave birth to a baby,
she would tell her mother, "If the baby doesn't come out of the womb,
you should chew caramel and make it into a shape of a scum and put it in her butt."
At that time, I was still teaching on the island.
On Amami Island.
Is that how you treated it?
Yes, it was like a treatment.
There was a time when there were no hospitals or pharmacies,
and you couldn't get it anywhere.
It's because I know that kind of history.
If it was on the island, I wouldn't have done it.
Ah, this is a great request.
How was the response?
I don't know anything about that kind of thing in the city,
so I've seen a lot of it.
As expected of you, you've seen a lot of it.
I've seen a lot of it.
But we're doctors who've worked hard on the island,
so we should be proud of it.
I think it's a great request.
Yes, yes.
But I don't think you'd say it to your wife with confidence.
Yes.
Right?
I think so.
Huh?
How was it?
Right, right.
Huh?
Hey!
Do it properly!
Yes, yes.
(cough)
This...
Oh, it didn't go in.
Huh?
Oh, it went in, it went in.
It's in, you idiot!
I see!
Oh, it's going in!
That's right.
Hey, you...
No, I'm not constipated.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
(cough)
Huh?
Your ass is covered in sweat.
What?
How is it?
(cough)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh?
How is it? It's been a while.
It's been a while, how is it?
It brings back memories.
It brings back memories?
Yes.
(cough)
How is it?
(cough)
I don't know.
Doctor, is it here?
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
(cough)
Where is it?
Is it here?
(cough)
Is it here?
Yes, it is.
Where is it?
Here.
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
Yes.
Is it here?
There is no caramel.
(cough)
There is no caramel.
Is it here?
(cough)
It is in.
A little more.
(cough)
A little more.
Is it here?
How is it?
Yes, it is in.
Is it in?
Yes.
Is it in?
Yes.
Thank goodness.
It is in.
Thank goodness.
Is it in?
(clap)
Thank goodness.
(clap)
Thank goodness.
(clap)
Thank goodness.
But,
we haven't resolved the problem for the wife yet.
OK.
Um,
we haven't discussed it yet with the wife,
so we haven't discussed the issue yet.
No, you don't have to talk about it.
I'm fine.
What?
Have you been watching me?
Yes.
Please come in.
What was that just now?
What were you doing just now?
This was a theme he asked me for years ago.
This way, please.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you want me to explain it now?
I'll explain it in detail now.
His grandmother was like that.
People who live in remote places like Ito
used to get a second dose of medicine in the pharmacy when they were young.
Everyone was in trouble in such a place, and they came up with an idea to make this caramel.
That's right.
It's not even a theme.
When I saw the scene earlier, it seemed like a theme.
It's not even a theme.
But with your explanation now...
That's why it's all convenient.
I understand, but...
It'd be nice if you could be of some use even if you're alone.
Excuse me.
I need to go to the bathroom.
What?
You can't go in anymore.
Thank you.
I think it was good.
Thank you.
There's no problem.
I heard you say good things.
I'm glad.
I think it's a big problem for you to wear gloves and talk to your wife.
You should have done it in the middle of dancing.
How was it today?
I want to see what the fans of the stars ask for.
When Yashiro Aki sings "Rainy Day" outdoors, does it really rain?
I'm sure a lot of fans do that.
I want to see it.
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For those of you who applied for this program, we will provide you with a clear file for those of you who came to visit us in the studio.
Let's meet again next week.
Thank you very much.