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Bed no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
I keep dancing with my cheek and I get captivated
In my dream, I only kiss you in my dream
It's time for a stable night scoop. It is now time for the Stable Night scoop.
In today's complicated modern society, we put sharp eyes and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions.
Detective Night Scoop! I'm your director, Hidoshi Matsumoto!
Hello!
And...
I'm Saori Matsura!
At this detective agency, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately send out excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
And today, we have Taro Kida as our guest!
Hello!
You're the best!
Today, we started with Kida-sensei's poo-waiting, didn't we?
That's right!
That's right.
I usually pee every hour.
Yes.
It's only been an hour since we started, but even if the show is over, I can't do it.
Yes.
I want to burn it in my heart!
It's not hot!
Let's go one more time.
Yes! First of all, we have a request from Minami Furumoto, 26 years old, who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
When you were at your acquaintance's wedding, you took a picture of your friends who went with you.
"My face was unusually big in the picture. My face was too big and I laughed in vain.
I wanted to take a picture like that and tried many times, but it didn't work out.
I want to take another picture of my face that's too big. Could you reproduce it with the detective's power?"
What does it mean?
So it's not the whole thing that's getting bigger, it's only this face that's getting bigger.
So it's not a smartphone, it's a digital camera. If you take it, you can take it, and if you take it normally, that's what happened.
And after that, I'll take it, but I can't.
I really want to take it again.
Will this be solved?
I don't know what it means, or whether you were able to take a picture with the same face.
Please have a look.
So you were able to take a picture of your friend's face that's too big?
That's right.
Your face became obviously big?
When I took it, I raised my head.
Is that possible?
Let me see.
Is that possible?
This is it.
Are you serious?!
I'm serious, really.
This is...
No, this is "Gakuya News".
This is "Gakuya News"' face.
Shall we use the app?
This is...
This is processed!
No, we didn't use it!
But this "agora" area is strange!
It's different, isn't it?
There is also a normal picture.
The picture I took right after this.
This is it.
No, no, no!
It's processed!
No, I just took it normally.
But this is normal standard, right?
Yes, this much.
It's not a small face, is it?
No, I'm calling you.
Are you calling me?!
I'm calling you because you're wearing a furisode.
Are you wearing a furisode?!
Yes, I'm wearing this furisode.
Excuse me.
You don't look like that.
Not at all!
This is a big face, isn't it?
I took this picture first.
I thought it was dangerous, but I crouched a lot.
And I took it from below.
I'm definitely ugly, so I said, "Stand up."
And you said, "No, you should definitely stand up."
I'll ask you to take it again.
But you want to take it again, don't you?
I want to take it again.
After all, it may be related to the place.
You want to take it in this place, don't you?
Thank you for calling.
This is Yamamoto of Dramatic Wedding Report.
Did you see the picture I sent you?
I took a look at it.
It was interesting, wasn't it?
I took it from a rare picture.
You're properly responding.
Please meet the conditions as much as possible on the same day.
I'd like to arrange it as soon as possible, so I thought I might be able to borrow this place.
After this, from three o'clock in the afternoon, if you have about an hour, I will definitely contact you.
Is it okay? As much as possible.
You know, there's something like an accessory behind the picture you sent me, right?
As much as possible, we will prepare it here.
Really?
If you compare this with this, it's pretty slanted.
I know why you do this. You look thin.
I told you on your grandmother's phone.
If you put it in a photo book, it will definitely look like this.
If you do this, you won't know.
But this angle may be important.
Do it with that.
Did you take it standing up?
I took it standing up.
Let me take it, too.
It's not good to take it like this.
I took it like this.
There must be angles, too.
Pull your chin out a little bit.
Is it about this?
Not at all.
It's very normal.
Why?
Chin, face.
Can you shake it a little?
Shake it a little bigger.
Shake it more.
Your chin is really big.
Look!
It's really big.
Try to make it look bigger.
Do you want me to make it bigger?
Shake it while making it bigger.
Look at this.
I don't know if you can do it, but can you open your eyes?
Can you open your eyes while shaking it?
This is bad.
It's like croquette.
Chiyaki Naomian's croquette.
It's not big at all.
I don't think I can take a picture of you right now, so I'd like you to feel it around here.
Here we go.
This is it, isn't it?
That means it was this big.
It was this big.
Doesn't it look very similar? As a picture quality.
It really does look like this.
Does that mean you edited it?
No, it's not like that. It's really different.
I've been thinking about this for a long time.
Now that I've taken this picture, it's already swelling up. It's about to explode.
So I'm going to have an expert analyze this picture.
This is Professor Kokono of Kyoto Zoukei Arts University.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me.
Was this picture the only one with such a big face?
What do you think of it at first glance?
You're wearing this, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
It's impossible for a camera to capture only this part of you, right?
There are a lot of functions that make you look good,
but it's impossible for it to downgrade you.
Can you look at it in more detail?
Yes.
Where do you think the jaw line is suspicious of?
It's here, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's up, isn't it?
It's not up.
I'm going to expand it more and more.
It's a good synthesis.
I don't know.
The color of the neck is different.
The connection is so natural.
I'll take a background once.
I got it.
The face of the person who took it is big.
If we want you to do something about these photos,
Recently, there are more functions to fix.
The width of the face is adjusted.
The length of the face is also adjusted.
If you bring your face down, it will be balanced.
This is how big the face is.
It's still normal.
It's natural.
teacher.
Yes.
I'm not here to process it.
I'm here for you to reveal whether it's processed or not.
In conclusion, what do you think of this photo?
If you synthesized it, you're using an incredible advanced technique.
It's professional, isn't it?
Yes.
The possibility of you two doing it is...
It's hard to think of.
But it's a pretty funny picture.
Certainly.
Did you accidentally touch the camera function?
Or was it a shooting?
Teacher, is there a possibility that this was naturally taken?
There may be.
What?
Can you do it other than synthesizing?
I'm not a professional photographer, so I don't know much about it.
Anyway, we only have an hour to rent the venue, so we'll go there once and think about it.
Here we are.
Wow, the venue is beautiful.
Hello, I'm Tamura of TAMINAISU.
Nice to meet you, I'm YAMAMOTO.
Hello, YAMAMOTO.
Let's get started.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Thank you.
This is it!
Wow!
Did you prepare all of this?
Yes, we did.
Thank you very much.
We don't know what to do anymore, so we called a professional photographer.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Inaba, a professional photographer in my hometown.
Nice to meet you.
Is it possible to take photos of this size with this camera?
I've taken a lot of photos, but I've never seen a photo like this.
I think this photo was born because of the miraculous events that happened when I took various photos.
You can take it if all the conditions are met.
There are some disadvantages you may encounter, so would you like to try it?
Ah...
You seem confident.
Very confident.
What if I couldn't take it?
The location is around here.
It's here, right?
Yes, it is.
Then...
Could you come over here for a second?
Could you turn your body a little more to the side?
No, the other way around.
Your body... Yes, yes, yes.
Please lower your body by 3 centimeters.
3 centimeters.
3 centimeters!?
Please step over here for a second.
How much?
This much.
This much?
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know if you like it or not, but I think you should have stepped forward a little.
A little.
Pull your chin back.
Pull it back a little more.
A little more.
Yes, yes, yes.
A little more.
There, there, there.
Yes!
There.
I got it!
You got it!?
Let me see it! Let me see it! Let me see it!
Perfect.
You got it.
I got it.
Then...
Please...
Wow! It's big!
It's big and it's a little long this time!
It's long!
It's a little long.
What is this? What's going on?
As a cause of this...
Yes.
First of all, if you put it in wide mode...
The four corners of the screen bend.
A little.
Oh!
And the edges stretch.
Oh!
That's why the face stretched.
Oh!
And if you zoom in with this wide-angle lens from above...
The area close to the camera gets bigger and the area far away shrinks.
Oh!
But it does look like it's shrinking a little.
Yes, it does.
And the fur is big, too.
You can't see the neck in this collar area, can you?
Oh!
So it looks like only the face is independent.
That's what I've been thinking about.
Yes, yes, yes!
The face is big and it looks like it's there.
Oh!
It looks like that.
But...
That's a miracle.
This is the only one.
It's really a miracle.
Oh!
Yes.
So...
If various conditions do not overlap for the time being, it seems that you cannot take it just by taking it normally.
If you really look for someone with a big face and use that method, you can go up to two heads.
But my face is pretty big, isn't it?
Big.
When I met you, my face was so big that I couldn't tell the difference.
What?
The child is big in the first place.
Oh, I see.
After all, the child's one was the best.
The conditions were right.
However, the best one that the normal requester sent was the best among them.
That was the best.
I was really suspicious of you.
I really thought you were cool all the time.
Next, we have a request from Kawaguchi Masako-san, 37 years old, who lives in Yokohama City.
Director Matsumoto, Secretary Matsudai, Secretary Matsudai and detectives.
You wrote it in front of you.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry, I was a little happy when you wrote Secretary Matsudai.
I'm sorry.
I'm from Tokyo and currently living in Yokohama, but I'm always envious of Osaka.
It's the late-night viewing rate survey of "Night Scoop".
In Osaka, it's certainly late-night broadcast, isn't it?
However, even if a detective suddenly knocks on the door, everyone laughs and brings it home.
It's an unthinkable cheerfulness outside of Osaka, isn't it?
Please do a wonderful survey of Osaka "Night Scoop".
It came out.
It came out, didn't it?
But it's really amazing every time, isn't it?
It's really amazing, isn't it?
It's really amazing.
It's really surprising.
Yes.
So let's show the good things of Osaka to Yokohama people.
Well...
Please say it.
Here you are!
I'm nervous.
11 o'clock, 17 minutes and 30 seconds...
"Night Scoop" will begin.
I'll say it now.
I'm in trouble.
What's wrong?
I'm in trouble.
It's the detective, Kanpei Hazama.
Are you serious?
S-s-s-serious.
What?
Ah!
Did you say it?
No, but...
Investigator Shorinji.
Are you serious?
Can I say it?
Inside?
No, you can't say it.
Why?
You can't say it at all.
It'll come out of here.
Really?
Really.
It's everywhere.
It's important.
It's everywhere.
Sir, how old are you?
Fifty.
Fifty and you're so cute.
Miss, how old are you?
Twenty-two.
Fifty and twenty-two.
Ah, I see.
This son?
Son?
Yes.
Wow, you're a man.
Will it show?
No, it won't show.
Huh? No, not this boy.
Why?
It's fine.
You're a confident man.
How long will it be? How many days?
How long will it be? It starts at 17 minutes.
There are a lot of people.
What?
Before that, we have to ask a lot of things.
Ah.
Will you watch it?
Ah, really?
Yes.
The director has changed.
Ah, right.
Yes, yes, yes.
You watched it?
Yes, yes, yes.
How is it?
Isn't it wonderful?
Wonderful.
Ah, I'm happy to see you, director.
Thank you for your support.
I watch it every week, so good luck.
Good luck.
I'm already happy.
Really?
Yes, really.
What kind of cat is this?
Manchikan.
Manchikan?
It's cute.
It's a cat.
Yes.
It's about to start. Yes, it's about to start.
Thank you, I'm counting on you.
It's in.
This is it, right?
It just started, this.
Yes.
This light scoop.
This is it, right?
Then I'll go around this side for a moment.
Yes, please.
Yes.
Eh, which one is it?
Good evening.
Yes.
Ah, I'm a detective who's going around the viewer survey at Detective Light Scoop.
Yes.
I don't like this again.
Ah, say yes.
Good evening.
At Light Scoop...
Ah, it's fine, it's fine.
Ah.
Hey, you're looking at me.
Um, where's your father?
What?
Your father?
In side business.
In side business, your father is...
There's no way it's true.
No, he's a truck driver.
Thank you very much.
Good luck.
Yes, thank you.
Yes?
Good evening.
Huh?
I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
Huh?
I'm in trouble.
Huh?
I'm in trouble.
What is it?
Oh, Mr. Katama.
Yes, yes.
What is it?
Well, I'm doing a situation survey.
Oh, you're from the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
That's right.
Mr. Katama.
Oh, you're looking at me.
You're looking at me.
Well, you have a very nice voice.
Yes, yes.
What are you doing?
No, I haven't done anything.
Yes.
Are you playing soprano?
No, no, I'm not.
Really?
Yes.
I'm a giraffe.
That's nice.
Where is it?
Oh, it's here.
Oh!
What are you looking at?
I'm looking at you.
Are you looking at me?
I'm looking at you.
Really?
Really.
Are you really looking at me?
Dad, dad is looking at you.
Is dad looking at me?
Yes.
Oh, you're looking at me.
I'm looking at you.
Dad!
I'm looking at you.
Dad!
I'm looking at you.
Do you often watch "Night Scoop"?
I watch it every night.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
It was good.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It's a problem.
What is it?
It's Kanpei.
Kanpei?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
I'm Mao-san's father.
Mao-san's father?
Harakuchi-san's...
This is Harakuchi-san, but now...
Harakuchi-san?
Why?
Hi!
Kanpei-chan!
Harakuchi-san?
Harakuchi-san.
Japan?
Japan.
And my wife is in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong!
And tomorrow is our wedding, and my family is coming from Hong Kong.
Oh, family!
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah!
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
Come, come, come, sit down.
Wife! Wife!
Oh!
Well, well, um...
Um...
Well, it can't be helped.
Well, other than marriage...
Marriage...
Well, it can't be helped.
Who's getting married?
Who?
Me.
We're getting married.
I'll give you the wedding invitation tomorrow.
Oh!
You two are getting married!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, really! Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Oh, really!
Well, well, well...
Um, shall we sing a wedding song?
What's it called?
Huh? Mao! Mao-chan!
Congratulations, Mao-chan!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Well, shall we?
A little love...
A little kiss...
Oh!
Thank you!
Good luck!
Bye-bye!
Wow! They're getting married tomorrow!
Oh, good evening.
Hello. I'm Detective Nightscoop's chief law officer.
I'm just wandering around.
Oh, what do you mean?
Chief law officer...
Nightscoop...
I'm sorry.
I just came back.
Oh, you just came back?
Can I have a word with you, Nightscoop?
Oh, I'm surprised.
Oh, I'm sweating.
Not yet.
This is it.
This is it. I'm doing it now.
Wait a minute.
One...
Huh?
Can you give me one?
One? What is it?
Shochu.
I'm sorry.
Do you have scissors?
Over there.
Where?
He said over there, but I don't know where it is.
Where is it?
It's a spring in Kagoshima.
Is it okay?
What is it?
I really want to end my investigation here.
Really.
You have ten minutes left.
Thank you.
It's that.
Oh!
Good evening.
It's Kanpei.
Huh?
It's Kanpei.
Kanpei.
Kanpei?
Yes.
Can you open it for me?
Oh, it's open.
It's open.
Is the TV on or not? Just look at it.
Yes.
Night scoop. Night scoop.
It's on. It's on.
Thank you.
Yes.
Bye.
It's Ahe.
Excuse me?
It's Ahe.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's Ahe.
It's on. It's on.
Good evening.
We're from Dallas High School.
Dallas High School. Yes.
We're here for an audit.
Yes, yes, yes.
You're going around at this hour?
That's right.
That's terrible.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, ma'am.
It's open.
Yes, yes, yes.
How are you doing?
Do you do night scoops?
Night scoops?
Do you have any?
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you for having us.
It's terrible when it gets cold.
Yes, it's terrible.
How many?
Eighty-eight.
Eighty-eight. Beige.
Beige.
One more.
Take care of yourself.
Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Yes. See you.
You too.
Yes, see you.
You're going to work, right?
Yes.
Five seconds before.
What's with you?
Broadcast over.
It's over.
Impressive.
How was it?
Did you put it all in?
It's amazing.
You didn't leave anything out, did you?
Well, just one.
You put it all in.
Yeah, you're a good man, Officer.
Thank you.
I hope you'll keep it in even if we have to leave you in private one day.
You did a great job.
He's got guts.
Thank you so much.
Let's move on to today's third request.
This request is from Shoma Okamoto, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is in the fourth grade of elementary school.
Something very troublesome has happened. I forgot the password of the savings box. Detective, could you please open it for me?
This request is from him in handwritten cute handwriting.
Shoma requested it.
This savings box is Chinese and made in China.
In the request, it says that he forgot the password, but in fact, he entered the password he thought of himself.
He was opening it, but all of a sudden, it didn't open.
Suddenly... He didn't forget it. He remembered it.
Suddenly, he put the password back in like usual, and it didn't open.
He was wondering if his mother or older brother touched it, but his mother and older brother didn't touch it.
This is quite a mystery.
It's a mystery.
Now, have you been able to solve the mystery of the password?
Please take a look.
It's a night scoop, but...
Oh, hello!
Shoma-kun is...
Hello!
Oh, I'm Detective Ishida.
Yes, nice to meet you. Hello.
Nice to meet you, too.
Wow, this is Shoma-kun's savings box.
Yes.
It's completely different now.
Detectives and Showa used to have a pig's saw and stuff like that.
That's amazing!
Now, you can put your money in a savings box like this.
Do you put your money in it?
Yes, I do.
Do you put your money in it?
Yes.
I used to put my money in it like this.
Here... No, not like that.
Do you put your money in a place like this?
Yes, I do.
Do you put your money in it like this?
Yes, I do.
You don't have to put your money in it, do you?
No, I put my money in it like this.
What? You put your money in it like this?
Do you want to try it?
What? Why?
It's really my wallet.
You have it, right?
No, I don't have it today.
You don't have it?
Today, I don't have any money for rent.
Because it's rainy.
But if you don't have it, you can't go back, can you?
I can't go back.
If you don't have it, whose money is it?
It's Shoma's.
That's weird!
You want to see it, don't you?
I do, I do. But I've never seen it before.
Can I put it in it?
Yes.
Normally?
Yes.
It's true.
It's fast!
Did you get it?
No, it's a little wide and I couldn't see it.
What do you mean?
The picture is too wide and I couldn't see it very well.
I'll do it again next time, so please put it in again.
Can you do it?
Yes, I did it.
Let's go!
It's amazing!
Yes.
Let's go!
It's fast!
Did you get it?
I'm sorry.
I zoomed in, but I didn't make it in time.
Did you get it?
I'm sorry.
You're a professional, aren't you?
Yes, I'm sorry.
How much money is in it?
40,000 yen.
You only have 10,000 yen.
Yes.
Put it in properly!
Yes, I'll put it on the monitor.
Yes, show me the monitor for a moment.
Is this okay?
Yes, I put it in.
Let's go!
Yes.
It's good, it's good.
Yes.
Let's go!
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute, what are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for that.
Why?
Why are you apologizing?
I got it.
You got it?
What did you get?
My hand touched the fire extinguisher a little.
That's enough!
Yes.
I don't need it anymore!
Do you want me to go again?
No!
It's too late.
Don't put it in again.
All...
Where did you find it?
I found it on Amazon.
Now!
So, do you have a goal?
My goal is to live alone and eat a lot of food.
What?
Eh?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Live alone?
I want to do it, so...
How old are you now?
Ten years old.
That's early!
Or do you want to work?
I want to work.
I want to be rich.
That's where you're starting from!
Yes.
You're going to put in all your savings, right?
Yes.
How old are you now?
No, New Year's Day is over.
Oh! It suddenly doesn't open!
What is this? Do you put in a number?
I put in a number.
What digit is the number?
Four digits.
Did you decide those four digits yourself?
I decided it myself.
What number?
Eh? 0357.
0357.
It's not even your birthday. It's not 57.
If it's my birthday,
I'll be found out right away.
You might get found out.
But you don't like that.
You're well-managed.
Why 0357?
At first,
I was going to put it in 0.
But when I was going to put it in 0,
it went down like a cairn.
I thought it was nice and it was easy to understand.
Cairn...
And it became "Aken", right?
It became "Aken".
No matter how many times I did it, I couldn't do it.
I panicked and put it in.
You haven't changed it even once?
The number 0357?
I haven't changed it even once.
Can I try it now?
Zero.
Three.
Five.
Zero.
Huh?
What did you say?
You said "out" just now, so it became "Aken".
I said "out" just now?
Yes.
Can I try it one more time?
Three.
The stairs go down.
You've been doing this all the time, haven't you?
I've been doing it all the time.
You don't get along.
I can't.
Have you tried a different number?
I have. 0159 and so on.
01959 also goes down like a staircase.
How about the opposite?
0159.
But I can't.
Have you tried other stairs?
For example, going up.
I have. 0951 and so on.
07531 also goes down like a staircase.
Have you tried it?
I have.
Have you tried a different number?
Yes.
If you go up like this.
0862.
Have you tried it?
I have.
I've done it.
0367 and so on.
If you push it a little wrong.
0367.
Doesn't anyone at home say this?
I don't know.
Dad.
Dad is back.
Come over here for a second.
Have you ever touched this without telling Shoma?
Please be honest with me.
Since I bought it, Anshobham hasn't told me about it.
Not at all.
Why don't you tell only your dad?
I feel like I'm going to lose it.
I really don't know.
But honestly, I also have my money in it.
Really?
I'm glad.
What is this Okamoto family?
When you first bought this, didn't you want to explain it?
I did, but I lost it.
Oh, I see.
[phone ringing]
Oh, it's not coming out.
[phone ringing]
It's not coming out.
Are you busy?
No, but it's normal to think of it as common sense, isn't it?
Yes.
There is no number that changes on its own.
No?
No.
Zero to nine.
There are ten numbers and four digits.
So it's ten to the fourth.
Ten times ten is?
One hundred.
One hundred times ten is?
One thousand?
One thousand.
One thousand times ten is?
One question?
One thousand.
There is only one way.
There is also one way.
If it takes five seconds to press one number,
Five seconds times one way is?
Five thousand seconds.
Five thousand seconds divided by sixty and put it together is eight hundred and thirty-three minutes.
Eight hundred and thirty-three minutes divided by sixty is thirteen point eight eight hours.
It takes thirteen hours and fifty-four minutes to press one number.
It ends at six in the morning, doesn't it?
I'll press one number.
Yes.
I'll do it.
I was surprised.
Is it six in the morning?
Until six in the morning.
So I'll leave it.
I'm a detective.
You'll send it, right?
Yes.
Promise me.
All right, let's do our best.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Sometimes it's fast, but it usually takes time.
Yes.
The hard work hits everyone's hearts.
The first is from zero zero zero zero.
It's easy to understand.
From zero zero zero zero.
Yes.
I'm nervous at this point.
Are you okay?
You have to start from here.
Exactly from zero.
Well, let's go first.
Yes.
Push and go.
What?
What? Did it fail?
Why did it fail? It was green.
Open it.
It opened!
What? Why?
She is very calm.
What? Why?
Did it open?
No way.
It opened with zero zero zero zero.
From zero.
From zero. Try it.
From zero zero zero zero. Try it.
It opened!
Why?
Check it.
How much is it?
22,224 yen.
Congratulations!
Before that, give me my money back.
What?
Why?
I don't know why.
I looked it up.
The memory device is battery powered.
I bought it about 2 years ago.
When the battery voltage drops, the code number is automatically reset and becomes 0000.
So you don't need a code number, do you?
You don't need a code number, do you?
I thought you might be impressed.
So I prepared a handkerchief for you.
I'm sorry.
I'm crying for the first time.
Do you remember the code number?
No, I don't.
I found it somewhere on the golf course.
Is it 4 digits?
Yes.
You'll give me a handkerchief, won't you?
You decided it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Good luck.
That's the only thing I can do.
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For those of you who accepted our request, we'll give you this detective handkerchief.
For those of you who came to our studio, we'll give you a clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
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