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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I'll be able to capture you and fall in love with you.
If you hug me tighter than usual
It's time for Detective Night Scoop.
With a keen passion for the complex modern society,
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
And for today's question, I'd like to ask Nari Okabe.
This is Nari Okabe. Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the top advisor of our detective bureau.
I think today's broadcast will probably be my last time as director, but please just act normal or I'll get mad at you. thank you.
Should I not cry?
I shouldn't cry.
You can't cry on this show.
What are you talking about?
That's right.
Now, I would like to introduce the excellent detectives who are proud of their detective songs.
First of all, Kanpei Hazama.
Thank you for having me.
Jiro Tamura.
Thank you for having me.
Ryu Karate.
Thank you for having me.
Kenji Tamura.
Thank you for having me.
Nao Kimoto.
Thank you for having me.
And Takanori Kateyama.
Thank you for having me.
It's strange.
The three of you have been doing this for a long time.
That's right.
I wrote this song when I was asked to write it for the first time.
Is that so?
Was it in 2001?
Yes, it was in 2001.
You wrote this song for "Gag on Gagga".
Yes, that's right.
You wrote it with all your heart.
Thank you very much.
It's been 19 years already.
Time flies.
It's been 19 years already.
Can I say my first request?
Can you say your first request for today?
That's strong.
The first request is from Takashi Kitamura, 39 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
Good evening.
I kissed Mr. Takeyama on a date before.
Do you remember it?
I remember it.
It's been five years since then.
I'm 39 years old now.
I got a girlfriend for the first time.
I'm happy for you.
But I still can't forget that kiss with Mr. Takeyama.
What are you talking about, Mr. Takeyama?
If I were to have my first kiss with her now,
I'm afraid I might remember that kiss with Mr. Takeyama at that moment.
I'd like you to erase the memories of the intense kiss with Mr. Takeyama from my mind.
You're going to erase it now, aren't you?
I've come up with a way.
If you kiss someone else, you can forget the kiss with Mr. Takeyama, can't you?
But if you kiss someone else and it becomes a kiss of new memories,
I think you can prevent it by kissing someone you don't care about at all.
I don't think you can solve this request, Mr. Takeyama.
If you can, other detectives, please.
It's been a while ago, but you remember it well.
Does that mean you're a detective you don't care about?
I have a very bad feeling about it.
I gave up on dating women last time.
So I was asked to date anyone, and I ended up dating Mr. Takeyama and kissed him in the end.
But I was confident that I could have a girlfriend.
That's good.
It's good to have a girlfriend.
But I'm afraid of it now.
Mr. Takeyama was too intense.
What will happen?
Let's watch the video!
- Hello. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- What's that? - I'm sorry.
I couldn't laugh for a moment.
- Well, it's just right. - Just right?
- What do you mean "just right"? - No, no.
- Please sit down. - No, no.
It's okay for me to sit down.
- It's okay for me to sit down, but... - What do you mean "just right"?
- I think it's just right. - What?
I'll tell you later.
I want to get married now, but I can't.
- You think you can't. - I think I can't.
If you do it, let me go on a date just one more time.
That's what I want.
Can you hold my hand?
What do you want me to do?
You don't have to do it all of a sudden.
Do it little by little.
- Like this or like this... - No, I don't like it.
- Have you ever had a woman following you like this? - No, no, no.
- Yes, I have.
No!
No, I'm scared.
I'm scared if you do it like that.
Have you ever done it like that with a woman?
- I've done it up to kissing. - Where?
Have you done it with a horse?
- Have you done it with a horse? - Yes, I've done it with a horse.
It's like a stone mountain.
It's cold.
A date with a man...
Even if it's just now...
I'm happy.
Are you happy just to be on a date with me like this?
Are you happy?
Yes, I am.
Looking sad, I look up at the dazzling blue sky.
It's too long!
Thank you very much. I like you very much, Mr. Takema.
I can't forget you even now.
You want a girlfriend, don't you?
That's why I want to forget you.
To what extent do you like her?
As a love object...
That's right.
I've already forgotten you.
I want to erase you from my memory.
Oh, I see.
That day, you spent time with Mr. Takeyama as a love object.
You got closer to him and fell in love with him.
You wanted to kiss him and kiss him again.
You're a monster!
Did you meet her at work?
At work?
Yes.
You were in love with her at work?
That's right.
Wow!
Our first date was in a movie.
I see.
Two weeks later, we decided to go on a bike ride.
Really?
Yes.
We held hands.
What?
You held hands with a woman for the first time.
Mr. Takeyama was the only one you held hands with.
Yes, yes.
How was it?
Mr. Takeyama made me want to float.
- Even back then? - Yes, yes, yes.
When you go on a date, you need to kiss, right?
- That's true, you want to do it, right? - I want to do it, but...
If I do it with her, won't it float more?
That annoying video.
It's annoying, honestly.
- If you're that happy about it... - That's right.
It's rude. Of course, it's rude for Takeyama-san, but...
I want her to do it with me...
I want her to delete this video somehow...
So I kiss her like it doesn't matter...
Even when I'm with her again...
I don't know if I can do it...
In that sense, it's just right.
It's just right for this.
Wait, wait, wait...
You kiss her?
I kiss her.
- With whom? - Uh...
- With Tamura-san. - Why?
Whatever I want!
- No, at least... - Yes, yes, yes.
At least, I want you to choose me.
If you say it now, you want me to forget my memories with you, don't you?
And you don't care about it.
If you use me like a tool...
I'm not saying rude things.
I want you to choose me with love and emotion.
What will you do?
It's like you're asking me to do something.
Let's do it!
Maybe you'll like it today.
Let's do it.
Kissing each other and making sure we don't get emotional and asking for a kiss.
Let me do it for now.
He's crazy.
The conversation...
Let me do it.
Listen to me.
Let me do it for now.
But you know...
I don't want to do it.
Think about my feelings!
You can't do it even if you don't like it?
I'm not asking you to do it!
I don't want it.
Emotions, love, dates...
Do it for me as a job!
It's not a job, but...
Let me do it.
Where will you do it?
At the restaurant we went before.
The restaurant you went before?
Yes.
I want to get rid of that impression first.
But if you go there, you'll date again.
No, I won't.
I'll just kiss you.
Is it cheap to eat yakiniku?
When I was with Takema, I felt his kindness.
I don't want you to do it.
I won't do it.
If you close your eyes, you can't do it, right?
Kissing.
You close your eyes when you kiss, right?
Don't you do it?
Don't open your eyes?
Closing your eyes is the biggest defense in this case.
This is it, right?
Yes.
I miss it!
You miss it, right?
I miss it.
I don't want that kind of movie. I don't want it.
What?
I don't want it. I don't want that kind of feeling.
I don't want to eat alone.
(audience laughing)
(soft music)
(clears throat)
Do you remember?
When you stood next to me
with your eyes closed
and you said...
Forget about me.
You held me in your arms
for two seconds.
It's too long!
When you were kissing me just now, did you forget about your kiss with Takeyama-san?
No, I didn't.
You did it! Thank you!
I managed to hear it like this, but...
After that, I went on a date with my girlfriend...
And we kissed for the first time!
And then...
I started having sex with her!
As a result of kissing...
It was my first kiss...
I was so excited...
I don't remember anything about me or Takeyama- san...
I don't remember anything about that kiss, either!
Next, we have a request from Tomohide Kubo, 40 years old, who lives in Kagawa Prefecture.
Okay!
I'd like you to investigate my pants.
Okay!
I've been wearing these pants for two or three years now...
Out of the same kind of pants we bought together...
While I'm wearing only one of them...
While I'm not aware of it...
"○○" comes out of the front door on its own!
"○○"?
You didn't write it down specifically?
You're... strong-willed, aren't you?
Don't tease me!
Let's go all out with it!
You didn't read it correctly!
Really... as usual...
I'll read it, then!
While I'm not aware of it...
"○○" comes out of the front door on its own!
It doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
She's troubled!
I'm sorry!
I'm a little angry.
I don't have any other pants like that.
Then it's fine, isn't it?
She's troubled!
Since I'm the director...
I came with a very kind intention...
But I'll go with it!
If you ask your friends if you have any other experiences...
They won't believe you.
But it really comes out of your ordinary daily life.
What?
That!
You know what benefits lies have, don't you?
Please don't doubt it!
That's what we want you to do!
It's a serious problem!
That's right!
Why don't you buy another one?
But you know, there's a connection with pants!
It comes out of your ordinary daily life!
There's a connection with men's pants that someone bought at a strange age!
I'm here with such a mysterious life!
Can you solve it? Please watch it!
It's a type of boxer brief, and you come out of it, even if you're not doing anything.
Is that possible?
For example, you're sleeping, and you wake up, and you come out of it.
No, that's already... That's already...
You're making it up!
There are people like that!
There are people like that in this show!
It's like that when you're sleeping, but even if you're living a normal life, you come out of it.
It's quite common.
It's the same place.
It's the same place, it's the same type, it's the same size.
You don't come out of other briefs, do you?
I don't come out of other briefs.
What about the size of the brief?
It's normal, isn't it?
If it was really big, is there a possibility of that?
Well, that's true.
It's expensive, so...
But...
It's big!
It's a little big!
I'm jealous!
It's medium-sized!
I think it's bigger than average.
Oh, really?
I don't really look at other people's...
I don't know.
Can I say something?
I don't know.
I don't think I'm in a good condition.
Can I say something?
Can you move it a little?
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
See? It's not small at all!
Medium-sized.
What should we do today?
What should we do with this fan base?
It's fine, right?
Even if you explain it to others, they won't believe you.
They won't believe you like you're a fool.
I'm not lying.
I'm not telling you anything, but I'd like you to prove why you're here.
Prove it...
And when you show it to your friends, show them what kind of movement you'll make.
See? I told you.
I'll show you what kind of movement I'll make.
Do you have those pants?
Oh, Mr. Kubo!
Wine red...
Red...
Nice and stylish pants.
What?
Just regular pants.
You've been wearing them for a couple of years, right?
How do you like them?
I've prepared them for you.
Mr. Kubo's...
Mr. Kubo's strawberry...
No, it's like this.
Oh, cute!
It's like this.
Oh, I see.
You make quite a lot of them.
I'm not lying.
I'm going to recreate your daily life.
This is a house studio.
We've prepared a studio that looks like a regular house.
Mr. Kubo's house will be just like usual.
For now, let's put on the pants.
Mr. Kubo...
No, I do like this.
What kind of clothes do you wear at home?
Well, jersey or something like that.
I see. You'd better make it loose.
If it's loose, it's easy to come out.
This is a little...
Mine is pretty...
It's pretty loose.
It's like Christmas.
In terms of season...
Christmas for you two...
It's loose.
It's loose, isn't it?
Oh, it's loose.
It's surprisingly good.
Can you wear it?
Yes.
It doesn't look good on you.
No, it's good.
It's a preliminary high school student.
If it comes out like this...
I'll put it in my jeep.
It's crazy.
You're a forty-year-old man I don't know.
As usual...
You can do it like this.
It doesn't come out so soon.
I don't know about this movement, but...
Somehow...
Let's repeat the movement we always do.
That's right.
If you go too far and the camera doesn't show you...
It's possible you'll stand up on your own.
That's right.
If you go somewhere you can't see...
It's possible you'll stand up on your own.
I don't completely trust you either.
I understand.
I don't trust you.
Shall we go?
Yes.
The word "blanco" is already...
It's already there.
It's like a tool for that.
If you put "chi" in the middle...
Doesn't it move around the hip area?
If you look at people around you, you'd think he's a healthy old man in the afternoon.
But he's an old man trying to take it out of his pants.
I'm going to check it out.
Make sure you don't touch it with your hands and take it out.
It's like this even now.
It's getting really close.
Let's go back.
Don't touch it.
It's a good sweat.
It's hot.
I feel like I'm moving like Pickson.
Breathing technique like Pickson Grayson.
I'm tired.
Do you want to go upstairs and rest?
Let's take a break.
I wish I could go out, too.
Do you want to change?
My green pants.
Do you want to change?
I accept most things.
But I don't like tights.
I like wet 40-year-old men's pants.
I wore tights in elementary school.
I don't like it.
It's cold. I don't like it.
Your jeans are wet, too.
I moved a little.
How do you like it?
I like it.
Do you usually wear tights at home?
When I'm relaxing at home.
Do you usually wear tights at home?
This movement.
You look like a pervert in a hurry.
You do it yourself.
What do you mean?
It came.
What do you mean it came? Did it come out?
It entered the front room.
Look at me.
Yes.
You were shaking your waist just now, right?
Yes.
Can you show me that movement?
Wow!
It's almost there!
It came out!
It's exactly the same as "Curey's Reproduction".
Yes.
It's really cute.
It's cute.
I think it can be broadcasted on TV.
No.
No?
Not at all.
Really?
There was the last movement.
I think that's the best.
You can do that movement from the first position.
There is a possibility that it will come out soon.
Yes.
Get ready for that easiest movement.
Start!
Wow!
It's moving to the left at once.
Wow!
It came out!
It's fast!
13 seconds.
It's fast!
My friends who doubted me.
What you said is not a lie!
If you say something like "Do you have 13 seconds now?"
I would like you to sit down and show me.
What is it?
Really?
She is so cute.
She has a very cute face.
She came out with a cute face.
I thought about it over and over again, but she is stupid.
However, after she came out, I really wanted to talk to her.
This is the last person.
This is a request from Kobayashi Kentaro, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 45 years old.
I'm a middle-aged man who loves to scream from above a night scoop called 'pain point angle'.
When I hear that scream, I feel refreshed.
That's good.
What do you think about after Heisei and Reiwa?
Please let me hear the scream of souls from 'pain point angle'.
That's good.
It's been a while since we heard it last.
That's right. It's the first time since Reiwa.
After Heisei and Reiwa, what do you scream for?
Please watch it.
Hello.
Are you tourists?
Yes, we are.
Where are you from?
We are from Tokyo.
Are you on a trip to Osaka?
Yes, we are.
Are you married?
No, not yet.
How long have you been dating?
One and a half years.
One and a half years!
Are you planning to get married when you grow up?
Well...
Yes, we are.
Right?
Yes, we are.
Do you have different feelings for each other?
Yes, we do.
When you go up the mountain, don't scream at Osaka.
You can do it anytime.
I do.
Really?
Yes.
Now, we're back at the call center.
Shall we start with him?
What do you have against him?
Well... against her.
Against her?
Against her.
With Rie.
Rie-chan and...
Junichi.
Junichi-kun and Rie-chan, right?
Yes.
Well, Junichi-kun will call out to Rie-chan first.
Yes.
You can call out now.
Shout out loud, Junichi-kun!
May I?
Yes!
Rie-chan!
I love you so much so please co-star with me!
She said she loved you.
Thank you.
She said she loved you.
You're a little embarrassed, aren't you?
I am a little embarrassed.
But you're happy?
A little.
Just a little.
And against her?
I...
Yes.
But it was decided.
From the beginning...
Who should I call out?
Oh, you were going to say it and it was decided?
Yes, I was thinking about it.
Junichi-kun!
We've been talking about co-starting but...
I don't want to co-star with you!
Are you serious?!
I don't want to!
It's like this...
I really want to see you more but...
You said you wanted to co-star with me!
We've talked about it a lot!
I was rejected a lot...
That's how it was...
So you said it out loud!
If I say it now, it might get on TV...
People might say "oh no"
I was nervous...
But you don't want to co-star with me?
I don't want to!
No!
It can't be helped...
Rei-chan, I want to confirm...
Do you like him?
I love him!
That's the problem, right?
Don't shout it out loud!
As a man, I know!
Thank you!
Are you recording?
Yes!
We're recording, right?
Shout it out loud for her!
I'm not going to co-star with Junichi...
But I love Junichi!
Thank you!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Where are you from? Osaka?
I'm Izumi Otsu from Osaka!
I'm Sakai Kitanoda!
Don't you shout it out loud?
I'll shout it out loud!
Sounds good!
Let's go together!
We're on top of the elevator now...
Shout it out loud for her!
Are you going to Onizaka?
I'm nearby!
I'll shout it out loud!
I don't know what you mean, but there was a confidential meeting in the Kanto area.
Yes, I'm a nurse.
Oh, you're a nurse.
Yes, I'm a nurse.
Yes, I am.
A confidential meeting.
Yes, I am.
Was there a confidential meeting in the Kanto area?
Yes, there was.
When there was a self-introduction of the person in charge of investigating the disaster areas,
you said "Wow, there are a lot of disaster areas!"
Yes, there were.
There were some very important people.
When a disaster area expert was explaining about disaster areas,
you suddenly raised your arm and said "Wow, there are a lot of disaster areas!"
Oh, really? That's very flattering of you.
Of course it is!
Are you a detective Knight Scoop?
Yes, I am.
Have you been watching Knight Scoop?
I've been watching it since I became a detective.
Don't you shout on Knight Scoop?
Knight Scoop?
I've never been there.
Oh, let's go! We can go all the way up there, so let's go!
Now that you're up there, please shout out your feelings for this city of Osaka!
Yes!
Mayor!
Thank you for your dreams, emotions, and tears since you were little!
Keep up the good work!
Thank you very much!
How old are you now?
I'm 27 years old.
27 years old!
When you first met Knight Scoop, he was already the Mayor of Osaka!
That's right!
He was a detective!
Yes!
Ever since I was little, my Knight Scoop has always been the Mayor of Osaka!
I look forward to it every week!
I think it will reach the Mayor of Osaka as well!
Thank you very much!
Mayor!
When you cried, I also cried with you!
It's sad that we can't do it anymore, but thank you for everything!
It's sad that we can't see Mayor Nishida's face anymore!
I've been watching you since elementary school! Thank you for everything!
Mayor Nishida!
I'm laughing and moved! Thank you very much!
Take care of yourself and do your best!
The audience seems to have a lot of gratitude for you, too.
I'm very happy. Thank you very much.
Thank you, Director Contre.
Finally, I would like to say hello again to Director Nishta, who will lead Detective Night Scoop today.
Ladies and gentlemen of the audience and everyone gathered at the venue,
Detective Night Scoop's second director, I, Nishta Toshiyuki, will lead it today.
I have been working as second director since January 26, 2001.
I laughed and laughed a lot and held handkerchiefs and cried a lot because of their passionate, stupid, and straightforward feelings.
It was a really happy time.
Thank you very much for 19 years!
Thank you.
I have kept it a secret for you detectives as well, but I would like to introduce you to our new director.
The one who will create a new era of "night scoop" is...
I leave the baton to him alone!
The third director of the Detectives Bureau is...
This man!
Wait a minute!
At the time of "Don't Quit Being A Director," what did you feel when you saw the filming of "Tsuitendaku" ?
"Don't Quit Being A Director" was amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing!
I'm a big fan of this show, so I accepted it with two answers.
Thank you very much!
However, there is only pressure and regret.
What should I do?
I can't think of anything.
Thank you very much!
You're really good at it!
It's like a song lyric!
No, no, no!
It's just a song lyric!
You're the only one left!
No, no, no!
What should I do?
I'm looking forward to working with you!
But you're a senior detective!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Are you okay?
No, no, no!
No problem!
Are you sure?
I'm okay!
What should I do?
You're great!
I'm looking forward to working with you!
You're much younger than me!
I can feel it!
I didn't know you were that old!
Don't say the same thing over and over again!
But you're much older than me!
I'm much older than you!
You're the chief of police in Matsumoto!
You're much younger than me!
You're a senior detective!
You're much older than me!
Wait a minute!
Then let me quit!
Let me quit!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry!
Now, please say hello to the new chief of police!
Huh? Say hello?
Once again...
I really love this show!
I'm sure there are people who love this show...
...and there are people who might change the color of this show...
...but I don't think I can change the color of this show on my own!
I think you can change the color of this show more and more!
Oh, really?
But...
Well, now...
Detective Night Scoop, which will survive the Reiwa era,
will move to Matsumoto-san, the third chief of police,
and I will slowly return to the viewers and enjoy it.
Please do your best! I'm looking forward to it! Thank you!
Well, next time will be Matsumoto, the new chief of police!
Please do your best! Thank you!
Please send your questions to this detective office.
Our address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Night Scoop.