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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I'm eagerly waiting to catch you and kiss you all the time.
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
This is the last episode of next week's program.
I'm lonely.
Thank you for everything, Kumon.
Thank you for having me.
I'm lonely.
But there is still a future for detectives and detectives.
Let's have fun and have fun.
Thank you.
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day.
Yes.
First of all, it is a request from Kashiwage Mone, a 21-year-old fleeter who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Director Nishida, detectives, I always enjoy watching you.
In fact, I have a problem that I can't tell anyone about.
Oh.
It is that my mother's love is too strong.
Anyway, her skinship is amazing.
When I get home, she hugs me and hugs me tightly.
She kisses me on the cheek many times a day, and when I ask her to do something, she forces me to kiss her on the mouth.
When I sleep, she makes me sleep with me in a single bed.
It's narrow.
No matter how many times I tell her not to do it, she doesn't listen to me.
I'm already 21 years old.
How long will this day last?
Won't you convince my mother not to have too amazing skinship?
It's a request like this.
Your mother is so cute that I can't help it.
Well, I guess so.
The mother of the request is a single mother, and since the time of the nursery school, she has been raising her daughter with care.
That's why her love for her daughter is so strong and intense.
Please take a look at what kind of skinship it is and what kind of love it is.
You're 21 years old, aren't you?
Still?
Still.
Do you have skinship every day?
Every day.
Does your mother hate you because you're too much?
I love my mother.
You love her, don't you?
I think she loves me, but I wonder if I'm overdoing it.
How much skinship do you have while you're at home?
All the time.
(laughing)
- I'm back. - I'm back.
- Were you there? - Yes.
- Didn't you go out? - I'm back.
- Welcome back.
I'm back.
- Did you miss me? - No.
- Did you miss me a little? - I didn't miss you.
- Just a little? - No.
- You really missed me, didn't you? - I didn't miss you.
- Let's do it again. - No, I did it just now.
- No, I didn't miss you.
One, two...
Yes, I didn't miss you. Louder.
I didn't miss you.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
You look like her a lot.
- Stay away from me for once. - Okay, stay away from me for once.
- No. - Stay away from me for once.
No.
She's really old.
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Seriously?
What are you doing?
- I'm surprised. - You're kidding me, right?
- This is it, Mone-chan. - This is it.
- Seriously! - What is it?
- Will this go on while you're at home? - Yes, forever.
- This is hell! - Why?
When you come home and find your daughter...
Because she's there.
My daughter always comes home later.
- Is she different at that time? - She's a little different.
Let me see you.
Wait a minute. That's enough, right?
I can show you, right?
I'm home.
Welcome back, Mone.
I do this every day.
Every day.
If Mone was sleeping like this earlier...
Mone is sleeping.
Are you sleeping, Mone?
Good night.
Do like this.
Like this.
Put your arms like this.
What I want you to do is...
When I ask you for a favor...
You have to kiss me on the lips.
I want you to show me everything you can do.
Please do me a favor.
Make me dinner.
That's too much work.
Please.
What should I do?
What's with that face?
I'll make it for you.
You said it yourself.
If you don't do this...
I can't kiss you on the lips.
Do you want to try mine?
Yes.
- Is it good? - She's resting even when she's eating.
You know, she's 21 years old, right?
So I think she'll be fine until she's about 30.
That's a long time!
You're even making miso soup!
I know how hard it is for you, Moe-chan.
- I know. - I know.
Let's talk like adults.
First of all, why do you have such intense physical contact with him?
Because he's cute.
- Because he's cute? - Because he's lovely.
- You can't get enough of him? - No, I can't.
For me, he's always been like a baby to me.
Has it been like that since you were a baby?
Yes, it has.
When she was 19 years old, she went out to live alone.
And she came back after a year.
And then it got a little intense.
- It got intense? - Yes.
What were you doing at the time?
At first, I cried and lived.
And then I got this baby.
Because you couldn't get enough of him, you got this baby to mix it up?
Yes. When I'm not around, I sleep with this baby.
That's amazing!
You love him so much, don't you, Mom?
- I just talked to Mom. - Yes.
Even though he's cute, he's cute because he's cute.
I know because we're parents.
- But there's a limit, right? - Yes.
It's tough.
Then, Mom...
You have to make up your mind.
Let's seriously talk about what you really think.
Please.
I'm 21 years old and I'm not a child.
It's too early for you to cry.
I only said "a little" and you said you're not a child.
I said I'm not a child.
You're not a child?
I thought you were a child.
You were only 21 years old, right?
Keep crying.
I'm going to get married someday.
When I go out...
I'm easy to worry about.
Are you lonely?
Don't worry, Mom.
When you're not around anymore...
If you get married, you'll never be around.
What were you going to do?
If you marry a rich man...
you can live in a two-generation house.
But if you live with a poor man...
you can't do anything about it, so you can't live with him.
It's a weird pressure.
By the way, do you have a boyfriend now?
Yes.
Do you know his boyfriend?
No, he was better before.
What are you talking about?
Say it back. Say it before you laugh.
I like him better now.
Why did you choose him?
Money.
Money?
No, I made a mistake.
You made a mistake?
What kind of mistake is that?
If you tell her how much you want to do for her...
I thought I couldn't do anything for her, so I was really clingy to her.
I'm not a kid anymore, so I'm alone...
You're not a kid anymore, so you're acting like one.
But you're an adult, right?
Yes.
You're not a kid anymore, so you're alone...
How can you say that?
So...
I want you to stop being clingy and kissing me.
I understand.
So...
If you stop kissing me now, you might get lonely...
And you might get more aggressive.
So you can't do any more physical contact with me.
You can't do any more physical contact with me.
I won't say no.
You can do it, right?
If you stop kissing me tomorrow, I won't say no anymore.
How long can you do it for?
One hour.
One hour?!
Ready...
Start!
I'm holding you tight.
Once this hour is over, we won't be able to have such intense physical contact again.
You're cute. You're cute. You're cute.
Hang in there. Hang in there.
You can do it!
Once this hour is over, we won't be able to have such intense physical contact again.
It's already over.
Once this hour is over, we won't be able to have such intense physical contact again.
You're so funny.
That's because I was doing this for you.
You're making me nervous.
30 minutes have passed. 30 minutes left.
Hang in there.
I'll hold you like this.
I'm so happy!
It's the last minute.
15 minutes left.
It's getting intense.
The last minute is spent on this sofa.
3 minutes left.
I'm not doing physical contact anymore. I'm bullying you.
I'm hungry.
This is the last chance for you to feel her.
One minute left.
She's kissing you on the lips.
She's kissing you.
She's kissing you only on the lips.
You don't like it?
Mone-chan, please stop her for the last time.
Ten seconds!
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Stop right there!
Mom, you're crying.
What's with the tears?
I thought I left my back on the adult's stairs.
So you don't have to do physical contact anymore.
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
Can you do it?
I know you're not a child anymore.
Why do you say that word, Ai?
She's cute.
This is my love for you.
It seems like she's satisfied now.
She doesn't have physical contact anymore.
She doesn't have to do physical contact anymore.
So when she came back, she didn't hug her.
She just gave her a normal hug for five seconds.
It seems like she counts those five seconds very slowly.
She's cute.
She's the youngest.
Next, we have a request from Anna Kuriyama, 27 years old, who lives in Nagano Prefecture.
Please cure my fear of tiles.
Ever since I started playing, I've been scared of tiles for some reason.
I can't even touch them or even look at them.
You might think it's just a tile, but I'm scared of tiles and I get dementia every day.
I got married in August of this year, but even when I was looking for a new house, I refused all of the rooms with tiles and caused my husband a lot of trouble.
At this rate, when I have children in the future, I'm very sorry as a mother that I can't take them there because there are tiles where children want to go even if there are places where they want to go.
I really want to overcome the tiles for the sake of my future life.
Detective, thank you for your time.
I'm sorry.
This is another problem.
Yes, I used to work as a nurse.
Can you show me your bath when you had an interview?
If you have a tile, I'll take it out of here.
For example, what about this set behind you?
I'm not sure which line that is.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Please watch the video of "IT'S ONE UNIVERSAL".
Yes, please.
Thank you for your time.
This is a difficult and mysterious reason.
Are you afraid of tiles?
Yes, I'm afraid of them.
Are you uncomfortable with them?
Yes, I'm uncomfortable with them.
I don't like it.
You just said "no" just now.
Have you been afraid of tiles since you were little?
Yes, I have.
It's a little hot.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Can I take it off?
Go ahead.
It's hot.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's hot.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Let's calm down for a moment. It's quite heavy.
Do you dislike tiles with small squares?
I don't like small squares, and I don't like grooves between tiles.
- Grooves? - Yes.
I feel uncomfortable just looking at grooves and trees.
And I don't like touching them.
What?
- You just said you don't like touching them. - Yes.
- You don't like touching them, either? - Yes, I don't like tiles.
What?
I don't know if you like touching them or not.
I think you like touching them as much as we do.
Do you like insects or cockroaches?
What?
Do you feel like you're looking at a cockroach?
How about you, Kuriyama-san?
- If you say you don't like tiles... - Yes?
- I think you like insects better. - You like them better?
- Really? - Yes.
- Cockroaches... - It's fine.
At this point, you'd normally say you don't like them.
You've found them well.
And this is a tile.
What?
If I say, "Touch either of them,"
you'd say, "Which one?"
It's a tile.
You'll get fired for this.
No, you'll get fired for choosing that one.
- Put it here. - Yes.
Anywhere.
- Cut it out. - Cut it out.
Shit! Shit!
- It's not right to hold a tile! - Of course it's safe.
- How many tiles do you say you don't like as a cockroach? - 50.
- 50?!
- You don't like cockroaches 50 times?! - No.
- Where do you aim at? Is it okay for you if it happens?
- Well, you touch it... - You touch it...
- If I can hold it, I think I can overcome it. - You're determined to go that far?
- Yes, for the future. - That's tough!
- Do you have any tiles other than water bottles in your daily life? - If you have them, you have them.
- If you have them, you have tiles? - If you have them, you have them.
- What kind of tiles do you think are in the city?
- Did you get it? - What's in it?
- This one! This one! - This one?!
- You touch it so fast! You hate it so much! - This one! This one!
- This one?! - There are quite a few.
- What about this one? - There's green, too!
- That's right. Looking at it now... - There are a lot of tiles in the city, aren't there?
- There are a lot of them. - It's a little hard to go.
- Let's fix it. - Yes, I'd love to fix it!
- Here you go!
- There are various sizes of tiles. - No!
- Inside, here, and where you're standing. - No!
- I'll fix it for you. - No!
- No! No! No!
- I'm sorry. Are you crying? - I'm fine.
- Let's talk here. - Yes, please.
Which one is the worst tile?
- The one in front of you? - Yes.
- The square one? - Yes.
- This one. - This one and...
The whole thing is on the wall.
- Which one is the worst? - It's echoing.
- Yes.
- It's because of the tile. - Yes.
- How close can you get? - Even if I think it's amazing...
- Even you? - Let's go a little more.
- You can't see the tile like this. You can't get any closer. - Yes.
- Okay. Let's do it like this. - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - No!
- I'll lift you up. - No!
- Wait. - I'm sorry.
- Okay.
- Let's do it again. - No!
- It's close! - It's hot!
- What's wrong with you? - No!
- It was so close! - Right? It's scary when it's close.
- Yes. - But if you look at it like this, it's getting better.
- It's getting better. - Isn't the ground getting better?
- Yes, it's better than before. - We still have a strategy.
- Let's do the next strategy. - Yes.
- I want you to be more responsible. - I'm not alone.
- It's a rubber patch. - What?
- You use a lot of rubber, don't you? - Yes.
- I'll bring the tile closer to you. - Yes.
- If you say, "No!" it'll hit you. - Yes.
- It's the strongest system. - Rubber.
- This is painful. - What's this?
It's a big version of underwear rubber.
I don't care about thickness, but I've never seen it before.
I've never seen all comedians.
OK.
It's better to put a little more.
I thought so.
I don't like your face.
Are you putting it on?
It's your own responsibility.
Yes, put it on!
Yes, you can do it!
Good luck!
Let go of your hands!
Yes!
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
What?
It's amazing.
You two have a big breath.
It's like a cow's breath.
Were you so nervous?
It's like a cow's breath.
We're pretty close now.
Yes.
Huh?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- Let's do it. - Yes.
Yes!
Look at that!
That's good!
And this!
Let's do the next one!
Yes!
- You've done quite a bit, haven't you? - Yes.
Your legs are perfectly fine.
You can look at it.
As long as you're looking at it, it's fine.
And you have to touch it.
His...
Anyway...
Here.
It's a disinfectant.
I've prepared a lot of disinfectant for you.
Can I touch it?
Yes.
I thought you'd like it.
- I thought you'd like it. - I thought you'd like it.
I've touched a lot of water.
Look at this.
- This is deep! - I don't like it!
You should get used to it.
Let me take a deep breath.
Don't think about it.
Oh, no!
It's amazing.
It's like a beast's breath.
It's like a cow's breath.
Let's do this one.
- I don't like it! - Go ahead.
Do you know what you're doing?
- It's like that. - I don't like it.
- Yes! - I don't like it.
- Enjoy yourself. - I don't like it.
- Enjoy yourself! - I don't like it!
You're being sarcastic!
This is the last one.
Do your best!
- I don't like it! - Let's do it.
Let's go!
- You can do it! - She's doing it!
You can do it!
The final test!
- Yes! - From there...
You've always been bad at this...
While walking on this tile floor...
While touching this tile on the side...
- Yes! - You've come all the way here...
It's okay for you to climb up here, right?
You say this...
- This visual part, right? - Yes!
- Put your cheeks on here... - Yes!
Let's do this for ten seconds!
How do you feel now?
I want to overcome this and go home!
- For the future, right? - Yes, for the future!
- For your child! - Yes!
- Okay! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
Please do it!
Open your eyes and do it gracefully...
Wow, you're good at touching it!
It's like you're playing basketball...
- It's like you're playing basketball... - Yes!
Here it comes...
Do your best!
Let's do it.
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
Open your eyes! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it!
We did it!
We did it! We did it!
We did it!
I broke it...
You broke it?
Thank you!
She broke it!
In this world...
That's right!
There's no other show like this that makes you so happy and excited like this!
That's right!
Can you guys lift it up and come closer?
The staff said we could do it with just the three of us...
But we couldn't do it...
So we asked the four of them to add one more person...
But we couldn't lift it up with just the three of us...
I'm shocked...
I see...
I'm on a diet now...
What are you talking about?
You don't have to say it in this world!
It has nothing to do with you!
Let's go somewhere else!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Lastly, this is a request from a 26-year-old host from Yamasaki, located in Kabuki-cho, Tokyo.
A host?
Yes.
This is sudden, but I've had my face plastic surgery.
It cost me 9.5 million yen.
Thanks to that, I've been able to become the number one host, and I don't regret it.
However, my parents in Osaka have not been able to tell me about the surgery.
I want to hide it from my parents, and even when I do, I can't look them in the eye and talk to them properly.
So could you help my parents come out of the surgery?
That's the request.
Yes.
This is a difficult request.
Yes.
Well, I'm a host in Kabuki-cho now.
I started working in Kabuki-cho this year.
Until then, I was working in Osaka.
Well, I've spent 9.5 million yen on the surgery so far.
I've spent 5 million yen on the surgery.
This is it.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I've spent 5 million yen on the surgery.
This is it?
You look like you've been in a bad movie.
Well, my parents know that I'm actually a host in a shop.
It's just that sometimes when I go home, I can't even see their faces.
So you've been home before?
I've been home before.
It's just that I'm coming out of the surgery.
That's why I've come back.
Please take a look.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Ishida, a detective.
I'm Wataru Yamasaki.
Mr. Yamasaki!
Yes!
Please take a seat.
That's amazing.
I'm sorry, but you're a little old, aren't you?
Yes.
You're a doll, aren't you?
Is that so?
Your skin is smooth, too!
That's right.
Well, I'm conscious of it.
When did you start hosting?
When I was 18 years old.
Did you graduate high school?
That's right. I went to a vocational school.
What kind of vocational school did you go to?
I was interested in the TV industry.
What?!
Why did you join the TV industry?!
I was selfish.
Did you say that to your parents?
That's right.
You said you wanted to work in the TV industry.
Yes.
At that time, I had a fight with my father.
When I left home, I joined the hosting industry.
For about two and a half years, it didn't sell at all.
I quit hosting for a while.
And I was doing reconstruction of the Great East Japan Earthquake.
When I was 22 years old...
What did you do?
I started hosting again.
At that time, the owner called me and said, "You should get plastic surgery."
That's how I started doing it.
Where did you get plastic surgery?
At that time, I had double eye surgery.
And I had to sharpen the tip of my nose.
And I got plastic surgery.
I got plastic surgery many times.
Was it your first time getting plastic surgery?
Yes, it was my first time getting plastic surgery.
I got a lot of salary at that time.
How much did you get?
If you think about it, it was about 3 million yen.
I got 3 million yen when I was 23 years old.
What did you do in my 30 years?
Did you work in Osaka for a long time?
Yes, I worked in Osaka for a long time.
And I was able to raise 12 million yen once.
Didn't you practice?
No, it was a monthly salary.
What is it?
Does it make that much money?
Thank you for asking.
I started thinking, "If I get plastic surgery, it will sell well."
I got plastic surgery more and more.
And I realized that I had 9.5 million yen.
I had a complex on my face.
My face looked like this.
It's not like that at all.
Wait a minute.
Doesn't it hurt?
It hurts.
It's a surgery.
Does it hurt like this?
Yes, it does.
I'm sorry, but it's like "hungry" and "pokonpokon".
And when you're full of energy...
It's over.
Since I'm doing it, I thought I'd do it in the most difficult place.
At "the club".
I work at Mr. Roland's place.
At Mr. Roland's place?
That's right.
Didn't you say you don't need it?
Oh, I said it already.
I said I can't do my best.
You want to tell your parents?
I want to tell my parents.
I had a chance to drink at the end of last year.
At the end of last year?
Yes.
It's like this, isn't it?
That's right.
You know, don't you?
That's what I thought, but my dad said...
You're like me. You have a high nose and big eyes. I'm glad you said that.
Your mom didn't notice?
My mom didn't notice, but she never told me.
But your dad is scary, isn't he?
My dad is scary.
Did you ever get hit in a fight?
Yes, I did.
What would I do if I got hit?
What would I do if my mom cried?
I thought you were about to be buried in this area, didn't you?
That's right.
That pink house and the house next door.
Yes, it's pink.
My mom is the easiest one.
Then let's go to my mom's house.
Yes.
First of all...
She went away.
I'm back.
Mr. Ishida!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Sumiko Yamasaki.
Nice to meet you!
Wow! There are photos on display!
These are you three!
My husband, my brother and me.
And Wataru!
You owe me a debt of gratitude, don't you?
Debt of gratitude...
Yes, I owe you a lot of gratitude.
How did you feel when Wataru went to be your host?
Well, I did my best...
I think you are one of the best mothers in the world!
Yes, even when I was working part-time at Mandai,
my neighbors...
Super Mandai and Osaka Mandai!
But my neighbors were very kind to me.
They gave me heavy luggage first.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Do you know what Wataru asked you for?
Here it is!
What did he ask me for...
Well, I saw him putting his hair up on Twitter.
I guess he wanted to marry a woman or go to a woman's house.
He asked me if I could have sex with him.
I guess you could.
If you like him, you should live with him.
I just heard you!
You should live with him!
If you like him...
Okay! Let me tell you!
Wataru wants you to tell your mother something.
Don't rush.
It's okay.
Can I see his face?
Yes, you can.
She took good care of me.
I was bullied in the past, but I know you took good care of me.
I know you supported me a lot in this job.
I saved about 9.5 million yen.
Mom!
I want to apologize for that.
I didn't expect this seaweed.
It's so light.
You two are so warm-hearted.
I was shocked when I found out about it.
When did you find out about it?
We have different noses.
When we went to eat at Yakiniku King,
when was it?
Last year.
December.
I was shocked last year.
I couldn't eat it anymore.
I pretended to eat it.
Did you eat it?
Yes, I did.
I ate it again.
It's been a while since I ate it for the first time.
I'm tired.
Mom is okay.
Dad.
Dad is sleepy.
I'm scared.
Take a break.
I think I can cut it.
I think you can cut it.
About two pieces.
I think you can cut it.
There is no "ko".
I know it's a product over there.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me, Mr. Okamoto.
It's my first time meeting you.
You're Dustin Ogman.
I'm cool, right?
You're Dustin Ogman.
Are you that scary?
Well, if you're mad at me.
If you're mad at me.
What would you like me to do with the night scoop?
I don't know about that at all.
You're right.
What would you like me to do?
Who is it?
I'll talk to you later.
What do you want to say?
Do you want to be rich?
No, it's not like that.
What do you want to say?
What?
Well...
You're leaving, right?
Yes.
You'll be away for about 3 years.
It's been 3 years and I'm already 20.
Yes.
That's right.
For the first time as a host...
What do you think is the most important thing as a host?
I think it's the attitude.
That's right.
I don't like to deceive girls.
Well, that's...
For the first time as a host...
Yes.
Well...
It's not like that, but...
Well...
Let me explain it.
Yes.
The amount is...
Well, it's about 900,000 to 500,000 yen.
That's...
Tell me before you do it.
It's over.
That's right, it's over.
It's over.
Tell me before you do it.
I want you to do it with your own face.
Yes.
I've been doing it with my own face until now.
I'm changing it little by little when I'm 22 years old.
Well, it's over.
That's right.
It's over.
Well, I hope you don't deceive girls.
That's right.
I understand.
Because it's your life.
I did it!
I'm relieved.
You look like you're going to eat a lot of food today.
I don't know if you're doing plastic surgery or touching your face.
I don't know.
I don't usually touch my face.
You do it slowly.
Is this the end of plastic surgery?
I'll do it about two more times.
That's enough.
You're good.
You're a parent, aren't you?
I'm a parent.
You went to a yakiniku restaurant with your brother and your family.
You've grown up.
When you went to a yakiniku restaurant before, you couldn't see your face properly.
I've seen it a lot this time, too.
My mother asked me a lot about plastic surgery.
I think my mother will do plastic surgery.
Thank you.
We've answered three of your questions today.
How was it for you?
I know how my mother feels when she kisses me.
I'm not good at enduring it.
It's amazing that the detective helped me overcome it like this.
Especially the last confession.
I feel like I've grown up with my father.
That's right!
Thank you very much.
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