AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
Keep dancing your cheeks Keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you more than usual
This is Nishida Toshuki, and today's person is my favorite actress, Marie Etoyo.
I'm Marie Etoyo from Miranaisho.
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches excellent detectives to pursue the truth.
And for today's child, the child who presented flowers to the Pope will be Mr. Masamune Akai, a world-renowned flower designer born in Osaka.
Before the performance, I asked you about flowers.
Yes.
Cherry tree...
Yes.
Do you have any special technique of cutting a branch and letting it bloom in Paris?
I'm an expert.
Yes.
I cut a cherry tree and brought it to Paris via the Netherlands.
Yes.
Then, I spent half a month at the Louvre Museum in Paris to let it bloom.
Wow!
You cut a branch and let it bloom in half a month?
I brought it to Paris with a bit of a dead state.
With a dead state?
Yes.
Wow!
You are an amazing person.
I happened to have a meal at an udon restaurant.
What a coincidence!
And I was with Terakado Jimon-san.
I thought you were Terakado Jimon-san's strange friend.
Oh!
I didn't know you were Jimon-san's friend.
That's right.
I got closer with Jimon-san's friend.
I'm glad to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Then, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes.
The first request is from Takashi Inada, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
He is 39 years old and works at a public office.
Okay.
Since I was a child, I have had a big body.
I have always been confident in the sport called sumo.
Sumo, arm sumo, finger sumo, and hand sumo,
I have always won by using my fortunate physique.
However, the other day at work,
I and my junior, who is 30 centimeters shorter than me,
did pants and sumo.
And I lost.
In order to regain my senior's dignity, please let me have a revenge match one more time.
That's it.
Pants and sumo are pants and sumo, right?
We wear pants and sumo on our faces.
And we face each other and pull each other.
And our faces are pressed against each other.
And this time, the client, Mr. Inada, is 193 centimeters tall.
And his weight is 125 kilograms.
And my junior, who lost, is 163 centimeters tall.
And his weight is 70 kilograms.
His height is 30 centimeters.
And his weight is 55 kilograms.
And I lost.
That's why I'm wearing pants and sumo.
Now, can I have a revenge match?
Let's go.
This is my client, Mr. Inada.
Nice to meet you.
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
39 years old.
Wow, you're big.
I'm the same height as your junior, Shohei.
- Your height? - Yes.
- And your weight? - My weight is 125 kilograms.
125 kilograms.
Wow, you're completely hidden.
You're amazing.
Do you never bend your regular sumo?
I never bend it.
Is that the only reason you lost?
That's right. I was wearing pants and sumo.
- You were wearing a katsuki, right? - Yes.
I thought you would bend it easily.
Wow, it's so different.
Yes, it is.
- You're about two-third of Mr. Inada, right? - Yes.
- And you lost to him? - Yes.
That was a shock.
Yes, it was.
And my superior was watching me.
Everyone thought you would win.
Yes, my superior asked me which one I thought would win.
And Mr. Inada said, "I think you will win."
Wow, he's going for it.
- He's strong. - He's being pulled.
Not at all.
After that, I started to feel a little untrue.
I asked him, "Can I go to the bathroom?" He said, "Sure."
I asked him, "Is it a big one or a small one?" He said, "Why?"
I told him, "No, it's a Japanese-style room on the first floor, so it's only available on the second floor."
I told him, "If it's a big one, it's better on the second floor."
Then, he said, "You know too much about it. It's disgusting, isn't it?"
Hey, you shouldn't say that to your seniors. I'm above ten.
I'm above ten.
Maybe he thinks like that because I lost.
I want my insurance back.
I think he's also upset about losing.
Now, we're going to have a fight with a detective for pants and pants.
Wait, these aren't pants.
What are they?
These are party goods. They sell for about 1,000 yen.
- What? Pants and pants? - Yes, yes.
That's why I'm upset.
Normally, pants and pants are like this.
Oh, they sell like this.
You have a big face.
- Push me more and more. - Push me more and more.
- Put your back together. - I've never really worn pants and pants.
You're a genius.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go.
I'm weak. I'm weak. I'm not doing anything. Why is that? I'm really depressed.
At first, as soon as the bar started, I felt like I was being taken away. Why is that? I don't feel like doing anything.
Gushano-kun! Yes, excuse me.
Hello. Wow! This is completely different!
It's been a while since I bought a pastes. I feel like I'm being taken away.
You're a weak guy. It's easy for you to say that.
You're saying too much!
Is it okay for you to say that?
This is what I'm talking about! This is what I'm talking about!
Is it okay for you to say that?
Wow! Look at me! I'm in this state!
Is it okay for you to say that?
Stop!
Ouch!
Stop!
Winner is Gushano-kun!
I'm not doing anything. I'm just being taken away.
You want to do something about this, right?
From now on, pastes and sumo will get stronger.
Are you okay with that?
I'll make you happy.
Thank you.
I came to Amagasaki to train pastes and sumo.
Amagasaki has a lot of people.
Hello.
Are you Danjiri from Amagasaki?
Have you ever done pastes and sumo?
No, I haven't.
Do you want to try?
You are little boy suddenly.
But I want to try.
Do you want to try? How old are you?
Four years old.
I'm sorry.
Are you OK?
Now, look back.
OK.
Do it!
You won!
Amazing!
How old are you?
I'm 39 years old.
I'm 40 years old.
Have you ever been punched or zoomed in?
No, I haven't.
Would you like to have a match with me?
Sure.
Can I?
Thank you.
What's your name?
I'm Hirai.
Nice to meet you, Hirai-san.
Here we go!
This is a big match!
No, it's not!
It's water-filled!
You're angry!
I didn't feel like I could pull it off.
It's on your chin.
Wait a minute.
It's on your chin, too.
Look!
If it's on your chin...
One more time!
Look at me!
Here we go!
It's low!
Lower your left arm!
Left arm!
Hirai-san!
It's low!
But it's on your chin.
It's better if it's on your chin.
Thank you!
It's low again!
It's low!
Here we go!
Is it getting low?
It's getting low.
Let's go with confidence!
Hello!
If you don't mind...
Father!
Does this have anything to do with it?
No, it has nothing to do with it!
Here we go!
It's low!
- Where is it going? - I can see it a little.
Ah! Here it is!
Wow, it's completely slippery, look!
Look at this, it's perfectly covered in bread crumbs.
This is...
How about a bald head?
- Ah, a bald head is better! - A bald head is better, isn't it?
Here it is!
How is it? Does it feel good?
It looks strong!
(Bald head)
It looks really strong!
But it's not at all.
- Why is that? - Because of this bald head, this part becomes a stopper.
I see.
Here it is!
Wow!
- It's strong! - The bald head is strong, isn't it?
- It's becoming a stopper. - Ah, it's coming out.
- Let's bring it with us. - Yes.
But I think it's still not strong enough.
- I've prepared a final weapon. - Ah, really?
Yes, a final weapon.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
I see, so that's how it is.
The strongest one is Inada.
He's also Inada-kun.
- Eh?! - I'm also Inada and...
I also have a sword.
- You also have a sword? - Yes, I do.
I'm sorry.
You can't break it. Even if you do, you can't break it from here.
You're avoiding me!
I'm sorry, but...
- The rank is different. - The rank is different.
- May I? - Yes.
I'm sorry, but...
I won!
- That's not how the match is played. - No, no...
- That's not how the match is played. - Okay, I got it!
- Then, look at each other. - Yes.
Again!
Tsu...
There is a difference in sound.
- So, Kamiya. - Yes.
- Are you wearing pants? - No, I'm not.
- I forgot it originally. - I'm sorry.
Do you have any advice?
- I drop my waist a little. - After all, it's fate.
I drop my pants and pants and drop my waist.
- I drop my pants and pants and drop my waist. - Yes, yes.
- I drop my pants and pants and drop my waist. - Yes.
- I drop my pants and pants and drop my waist. - Oh, I forgot it!
- Huh? - I won!
I prepared this for the battle with Fujiwara.
- What's wrong? - I'm not going to lose.
- You're not going to lose. - I want you to look down on me.
- If you win, I'll do it. - Oh, you'll do it?
- Huh? - If I win, can I do it for you?
- Yes, you can. - You'll do it? - Of course.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
- Oh, I see. - If you lose, you'll look down on me.
- That's right. - Okay, do it!
- Look at each other!
- Okay, look behind you!
- What?!
- Mr. Magician!
- What?!
- No way!
- Wait a minute!
- What is this?!
- I'll never wear panties again.
- Wow, that's funny! - That's funny!
- He's completely silent now. - What?!
- He's really silent! - He's completely silent.
- He cut off his umbrella during his training,
- and asked him if he could wear normal panties.
- But he refused! - That's right!
- He wore them 100%!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- As expected of Mr. Magician!
- Okay, let's move on to the next request.
- Okay, the next request is from Mr. Yuuhei Kataoka, who lives in Tokushima Prefecture, and is a 22-year-old company employee.
- "Please fix my house's appearance and Santa's troubled personality."
- "Santa has a very friendly personality and is usually popular with his family."
- "However, the moment he finishes eating his food,"
- "for some reason, he always gets angry."
- He gets angry? - Yes.
- "His anger isn't normal,"
- "but it's like another fierce dog's personality has taken over,"
- "and he seriously tries to bite me."
- "Moreover, for some reason, he only gets mad at me every time."
No matter who gives me food, the moment I finish eating, they express themselves and try to bite me to death.
Detective, can you do something about it?
The client is the father and the mother, and the client and the father are a family of four.
For some reason, only the client gets mad at you after you eat.
Let's see if you got mad or not that morning.
"Hello." "Hello." "I'm Tamura." "Nice to meet you."
"Is she this girl?" "Yes, she is." "She's so cute, isn't she?" "She's so cute."
"She's wagging her tail a lot." "But you bite her, don't you?" "I do."
"Do you bite me all of a sudden?" "No, only me." "Really?"
"She's so cute." "She likes people a lot." "Right?"
"She's so friendly." "Doesn't she bark?" "No, not at all." "Right?"
"Doesn't she seem like she barks?" "No matter who comes, she's so happy and excited."
"How long have you been buying Santas?" "About two years." "Two years?"
"Of course, you bought her when she was still a kitten." "That's right. She was as big as my palm."
"Do you get along with Santas?" "I intend to get along with them."
When Santa asks me to play, I'll bring something and play tug-of-war with him.
And when I'm out of the bath, I'll bite him in the hairdryer.
"I'll come up to him and say, 'Can you hit me?'" "Do you like hairdryers?" "Yes." "Show me how you do it."
Oh...
Nice.
Oh...
Nice.
Cute!
I can't really think of what would happen.
What would it be?
After we eat...
After we eat, we're really angry.
That's what you'd say?
Serious anger?
Yes, serious anger.
I could bite you.
I could even bleed.
My skin would rip apart.
What?
I'm a little scared.
Scared?
Yes.
Eat, eat, eat.
It's almost gone, it's almost gone.
It's good.
It's like you're tired of me.
It's good.
You're okay, right?
I'm okay.
Don't bite me, please.
I'll run away.
Just a little more.
Just a little more, okay?
Okay.
The last one.
Wait for me.
Okay, start!
Start!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
All done!
Are you satisfied?
No, no, no!
Oh, it's fixed.
Oh, really?
Is it alright?
Yeah, it's fixed.
Is it still there?
Is it okay now?
It's no more.
Mr. Gozo.
Is it okay for you to take this off now?
I think it's okay.
It may come to me.
It's gone.
What good will it do to you?
No, no, no.
Why?
Suddenly it turned on.
You said "gaah"
It came.
That's after meal.
Does it get angry at the person who fed it?
No, it gets angry at me no matter who feeds it.
Does it come to you after you feed it?
Yes.
Gaah!
You have to fix it.
You can't do it slowly with giving.
That's right.
As I said before, Magonose Sander likes a hair dryer.
So, when he's angry, he uses this hair dryer.
Even though he's angry, he's doing what he likes.
So, when he's angry, use this hair dryer.
Got it.
Don't go out.
Wait for me.
Like this?
It was a little dark, I feel.
Was it dark because it was winded up?
Try one more time.
Wait, I will shoot you.
Go.
Oh!
Is this better?
Oh!
Let's do it again.
Let's do it plain.
Can we cut it with this?
Can we not cut it?
I'm going to cut it.
Are you okay?
How's your face?
Oh, I did it!
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
This is an absolute power!
This is good.
It's like you're facing a sword.
But...
Thanks to this...
Yeah.
I don't want you to have anything.
Yeah.
I want you to come to me normally.
I want you to be clean and not get angry.
Well, people say that dogs have up and down relationship.
So...
Yes.
You should stand on the same level as a dog.
Stand on the same level as a dog and bark back at it.
Oh, I see.
Shall we do it?
Wait.
Now...
You should stand on the same level as a dog.
You should make the situation constant.
Here we go.
I don't know.
I'm so angry.
It was a little long, wasn't it?
It was terrible.
My stomach was burning.
I bit it once.
But my stomach was still burning.
Even if I became a dog,
my stomach was still burning.
If I became a dog,
I'll make a dog scared.
Here we go.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Yoh of Usa Prefecture.
It's big.
I was surprised.
Yoh, are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Yoh, are you okay?
Are you okay?
One of you should hold the dog like this.
And the other one should sit next to Yoh.
Yes, please.
But will Yoh come?
Yes.
Please, Yoh.
Yoh will come.
Oho!
Won't you go?
What's wrong with you?
Won't you go?
Oho!
Won't you go?
Shall we go again?
She tried to go, but...
Can I go?
She doesn't want to go at all.
Shall we go?
She's a little scared.
Then...
Yoh, can you move a little?
Can you go even if Yoh doesn't break?
There is almost no atmosphere of Yoh and there is no smell.
Yoh, wait.
Will Santa...
break?
It's the last one, Yoh.
Wait, Yoh.
Yoh!
She doesn't want to go.
What?
It's fixed!
Is it fixed, Santa?
It's fixed!
Is it fixed, Santa?
What's wrong?
I was a little scared.
I was a little scared, Santa.
You were scared?
My stomach is about to explode.
You really look like you're about to explode.
Well, it's true...
It's scary to be confronted like that in Ikida.
It was a tremendous amount of confrontation.
Oh, that was good.
Well, he was scared and recovered.
However, there is a temporary shock due to the Tosa prefecture.
And this was a good opportunity.
I had a specialist come to me.
And I had him teach me how to properly train and how to feed the fish.
I had him train me after the recording.
But now I can't do it anymore.
Oh, that's good.
Well, he recovered.
That's right.
Now, let's move on to the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Sumiko Fujii, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 70 years old.
I only have regrets whether I sleep or wake up and I can't get my head off.
It was about 10 years ago at a Kobe dance party.
A Latin dancer named Tateishi Katsuya, who represents Japan as a special guest,
chose one partner from the audience and danced a passionate rumba in the middle of the floor.
And Tateishi Katsuya called me and reached out his hand.
However, I refused that dreamlike opportunity.
That party had dinner.
I ate until my stomach was full, and it was painful, so I secretly removed the hook of the skirt and lowered the fastener by half.
What a thing!
When I danced now, I thought my skirt would come off and I would be underwear, and I refused Tateishi Pro's invitation without crying.
"Why didn't you dance even if your skirt came off at that time?" My heart seems to burst without regret.
Please let me dance Tateishi Katsuya-san and Passionate Roomba, which I long for forever.
I see.
Is it cute or sad?
That's right.
I've been dancing for 17 years, and I like Tateishi Pro so much that I can't stop regretting it even if I regret it.
I quit dancing seven years ago.
It's been seven years, so I usually give up.
But I've been dancing because I can't give up forever.
Was it possible to dance with Tateishi Pro?
Please watch the video.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
It's already done, isn't it?
Yes.
Your hair is also finished, isn't it?
This is my husband.
Oh, hello.
Oh, my husband.
Thank you for your time.
What happened in the first place?
Even at dinner time, I ate a lot and touched my stomach and it was full.
But I thought you wouldn't know, so I secretly took it off and put it down.
And Tateishi Pro was walking around alone, and I thought that female customers would also be touched by Tateishi Pro.
Hi, Tateishi.
Hi.
I remember saying that.
Did you call me?
Of course I was waiting for you to touch me.
And at that time, our eyes met.
Tateishi Pro was over there.
And?
And I got happy and stood up like this.
And at that time, I thought, "Oh, my skirt will come off."
"No, no, no, no," and I refused.
Tateishi Pro doesn't have a classroom or anything like that?
It seems like it's doing it now, but at that time he was already a representative player in Japan.
Oh, I see. He was fighting with all his might.
That's right, that's right.
Is the classroom open now?
It seems like it's living in Kobe.
Oh, you're doing it?
- Have you ever been there? - I haven't.
- Why? - Because I've been dancing for six years now.
- You're contradicting yourself. - That's right, that's right.
- But I understand what you're saying. - Yes, I understand. I want to dance.
- You regret dancing, but you're not dancing anymore. - Yes.
- Where is the classroom you went to at the time? - The classroom is five minutes by car from here.
- Oh, it's very close. - Yes, it takes about five minutes.
- Shall we go there first? - Yes.
- I don't know if you can dance or not. - Yes.
- If you can dance, it's impossible all of a sudden. - It's impossible.
- Then let's go to the classroom once and make it move a little. - Yes.
- Have you ever thought it would be nice if your husband did this hobby with you? - I have.
- Oh, that's right. - I have.
- Doesn't your husband dance at all? - I don't dance at all.
- But you used to do this with a cabaret or something like that in the past, right? - That's right.
- I can only do that. - Cheeks?
- I don't know, but... - Cheeks.
- Cheeks, right? Tomizu's favorite... - Oh, is that so?
- Is it here? - Bonbon Dance Classroom.
- That's right. - Oh, there you are.
- Excuse me. - Oh, hello.
- Hello. - Hello. Nice to meet you.
- I remember you. - Yes, I remember you.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- It's been a while since you've done a handstand. - Yes.
- I'd like you to do it while you're dancing. - That's right.
- Nice to meet you. - By the way...
- How well can you dance, Dad? - Can I dance?
- Not at all. - Can you dance, Dad?
- Can you do a handstand? - Right... No, I can't do it.
- Forward... - Forward...
- Okay, ready, lie down.
What are we being shown right now?!
It's not great, but you can dance in front of people.
No, I'd rather die.
You'd rather die?!
I'd like you to practice again, but in the meantime...
I'll go and find out if dancing is possible or not.
- Okay, thank you. - Please.
- Okay, Oto-san, let's go. - Okay.
- Okay, Oto-san, let's go. - Okay, let's go.
I can do this much.
One, two...
Three, open.
I'm here in Kobe.
I'm going to ask a handstand pro.
- Oh, is that so? - I'm going to ask him now.
- Oh, is that so? - Oh, is that so?
- Excuse me. - Hello, hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm sorry for asking you suddenly. - Yes.
- It's Asahi Broadcasting Company's "Ten Night Scoop". - Yes.
- I'd like to ask you for a handstand pro. - Yes.
- Are you here? - I'm not here right now, but...
- Excuse me, but... - Yes?
- Um... - I'm Hiromi, a wife of a handstand pro.
Then can you explain it to me?
- Oh, me first? - Yes.
- Um, actually... - Yes?
- Um, my wife... - Your wife?
- Yes, she's 70 years old now. - Yes.
About 10 years ago, she became a teacher at Fujitera's "Ten Night Scoop".
- Then I'll explain it for you. - Yes, please do.
- Your wife... - Is it hard for you? - Yes, yes.
- Then I'll explain it for you. - Yes, please do.
- It's far from what a detective would say. - Please explain it for yourself.
- Thank you for saying that. - I'll ask you whether you can do it or not.
- Is it okay for you as a wife? - Oh, not at all. I'm happy.
- If you think like that... - Is it okay for you to think about your husband's personality and so on?
- ? - ? I don't know yet. I don't know yet. - I'll ask you.
- And... - Yes? - I have one more request. - What is it?
- Husband... - Yes?
- Is it me? - Today? - Yes.
- Right? - Is it okay for you? - No, it's not okay for you. - I don't know.
- But it's for your wife. - Yes, yes. - Then will you do it for me? - What should I do?
- No, I think it's really nice if you do it for me. - Thank you. - Thank you.
- I've been waiting for you. Here it is. - Thank you for waiting for me.
- Wow, your clothes are also beautiful. - Thank you for waiting for me.
- This is where Tateishi Pro is usually trained. - My voice is shaking now. I'm nervous.
- You must be happy. You're usually trained here. - Yes. - How is it?
- I'm always nervous. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Fujii. - Nice to meet you. - I've always wanted to meet you. - I've always wanted to dance with you.
- Thank you. - Wow, you're already crying. - No, I'm not.
- I didn't know you were crying. - You're so cool. - You're so nice. - You're so nice.
- Please dance for me.
I want to dance with you.
I want to dance Rumba.
Of course, I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
It's wonderful.
I'm surprised.
Mr. Aoki has a good face.
Mr. Aoki has a good face even though he is nervous.
It's beautiful.
It's wonderful.
It's amazing.
She will dance for me.
How do you feel?
My dream has come true.
It's like a lie.
I want to pinch you.
She said she wants to dance with me.
She wants to dance with me.
She is here.
Please come in.
Why?
You think you can't dance, don't you?
I can't dance.
You have refused to dance for a long time.
What happened?
Please dance with your real partner.
Please come in.
Oh, you can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
That's good!
She's dancing! It's the first time in her life!
She said it's been a while since she last held hands!
She's looking down at her master!
She's dancing! She's doing a good job!
She's good at it!
She's dancing! She's doing a good job!
That's wonderful!
The surprise was a big success!
It was a big success!
How do you feel about your master's steps?
I'm nervous!
You noticed it right away!
You practiced secretly while we were waiting for you!
It was tough!
You did your best!
It felt good!
It's your first time dancing with your wife!
How do you feel about dancing with your master?
I wanted to end it with my master, but my life partner is my master!
Thank you!
That's a good idea!
Well, thank you for enjoying it so much.
Good job!
Thank you!
I asked my husband if he would like to start dancing with this opportunity.
He said he wouldn't do it.
He wouldn't do it?
That's a different story.
Thank you, thank you. That was wonderful.
Well, we have an announcement from our coordinator, Yomari-chan.
Yes, it's my first time appearing in a play.
Takuma Takayuki-san, who plays Misako Onaka, will direct the script for "Nagareboshi", which is the 7th play of the TAC FES.
It's been 10 years since this play was last screened.
"Osaka performance" will start on December 4th at Umeda Geijitsu Gekijou and will be screened at Seattle Drama City.
We look forward to seeing you there.
Thank you!
Good luck!
Now, Komon.
Yes!
We have three requests for you today.
The third one is from your mother.
It's like you're smiling with flowers in bloom.
And it's like your father added the best flowers to it.
As expected of the flower designer.
He added flowers.
Now, this program is up to your requests.
Yes, for those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
Yes.
And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we will give you a program special file.
Yes, with that said, we will see you next week.
Thank you very much!
Detective No. 530-8011 Detective Night Scoop
Please send in all of your daily questions to this detective station.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
It's tapioca, everyone! Don't get tired of it!