AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
Kiss me and say this is the only time I can capture you and fall in love with you.
For the team final, we asked Kotera Yuko Amausser.
My name is Yuko Kotera and I am an apprentice.
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
Today's advisor was Mr. Taro Kida, the chief advisor of our Detective Bureau.
How have you been doing?
I smoke more cigarettes now.
How many cigarettes do you smoke?
Twenty cigarettes.
You smoke too much.
Have you quit smoking?
I quit smoking for 30 years.
30 years?!
You quit smoking, didn't you?
After 30 years of smoking, I lost my fat and started smoking again.
I'm surprised that you're getting worse and worse with age.
Thank you very much.
Then, let's have the first request for today!
Yes!
First of all, it's a request from Wada Yuka, a 31-year- old housewife who lives in Nara Prefecture.
I always enjoy watching you!
There are things I really want you to look up about my dog.
It's a one-year-old puppy,
but it loves playing with the ball I throw and bring it to me.
Once it starts, it runs as fast as it can to throw the ball.
I try to count how many times the dog has thrown the ball,
but I always give up about 100 times.
Therefore, can you investigate how many times the dog will stop throwing the ball?
Please do it with a serious detective.
Yes!
Huh? Serious?
I'm serious.
You're serious, aren't you?
Well, this requester says that she has thrown about 100 times, right?
Yes.
But she says it's hard to use it, so the dog is the point.
That's right.
It's true.
That's right, but if you receive a request, you should do it, right?
That's right.
But I said it.
Let's see it.
Please do it!
The requester is about to come back and say it,
I hate dogs.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you a requester? - Yes, we are.
- Thank you for coming. - You're welcome.
- Where did you go? - I went to work.
- Oh, you went to work. - Yes.
- What a nice house. - Thank you.
- Right? - Yes.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
Wait a minute. Wait.
- Wait. - Wait.
I'll eat it with a hockey stick.
What kind of dog is it?
It's a mix of Poodle and Sheepdog.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
- It's energetic. - Yes, it is.
Right?
- When you throw a ball... - Ball?
- Yes, ball. - Ball?
- You throw it and bring it back? - Yes, I do.
Luna.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
You're scary.
- Isn't it interesting? - Yes.
That's how you play.
That's what makes this house special.
Right?
Can I do it?
Of course.
She took it.
It's sticky.
It's very sticky.
You can't rest because you keep throwing it all the time.
Even if you want to go to the bathroom, you can't go to the bathroom.
Yes.
So I'm wearing a diaper so you can do it on the spot.
Leave it to me.
Thank you very much.
Last one.
Leave it to me.
Thank you.
Leave it to me.
Thank you.
Leave it to me.
If you sit like that, you can't eat it because there are no buttons.
Come on, hurry up.
Alright, alright.
You don't know how tired we are.
Let's go at a good pace.
Alright, let's go at a good pace.
Come on, let's go at a good pace.
Are you going to do this all the time?
Yes.
Are you going to do this all the time?
This is sudden, isn't it?
This request was decided.
There was nothing else.
Come on!
Aren't you overdoing it?
Oh, I see.
I've done it 50 times.
You've done it 50 times?
Yes.
Come on, come on, I'll do it first.
I'll do it first.
No one will do it for me.
Not even the buyer.
I'll do it first.
Do you understand?
Yes!
I understand.
Are you grateful?
Yes!
Even if it hurts, I'll do it for you.
Are you grateful?
Yes!
What are you talking about?
Are you fighting against me?
Can you write? I dream about it.
I'm sure of it.
100 times.
You've done it 100 times?
Yes.
Where can I get tired of it?
Can you do it again?
Can you continue?
Can you really do it?
One hour has passed.
One hour?
Do I have to do it until tomorrow morning?
Can you do it again?
You're really cold.
You're cold but you're wearing a cooler.
Put it away in this school.
For you.
Put it away.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Don't say you're sick.
I'm sick.
You threw a ball at a dog and you caught a cold.
You're getting tired.
Right?
You're getting tired.
Put it away.
You'll get thrown.
Come here.
You want to drink it?
You want to drink it, don't you?
Give me some more.
Drink it.
You don't want it, do you?
Can I?
You've lost weight.
I see.
You've lost two hours.
Two hours?
What?
Go to hell.
My butt hurts.
All right.
See?
She's starting to hate me.
See?
You!
You're too far away!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
You can't go anywhere.
You're...
You've got a leg cramp.
See?
You've got a leg cramp.
350 times.
I did it! 350!
I'm...
I'm starting to hate you.
If you don't use it, I'll throw it at you.
Stop it!
See?
She's going to use it.
See?
It's fun when you use it.
You're perfectly late.
Water?
Huh?
See?
What should I do with a different method?
I'll bring you a different one this time.
I don't like it anymore.
Next, 400 times.
400 times?
400 times.
400 times!
I did it!
400 times!
400...
Wow!
Just 400 times!
Wow!
I did it!
400 times!
I did it!
Wow!
You are smart!
You are really smart!
As soon as you said "400 times!", I stopped.
Wow!
I kept throwing for about 3 hours.
I couldn't lift my shoulder at the end.
Have you ever thrown a pitcher for 400 times?
No, right?
No.
I kept throwing for 3 hours.
Wow, that's cool.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Tamura Kenichiro who lives in Kanagawa Prefecture and is 69 years old.
"I am a 40-year-old idol who has become Tahara Toshiko who is 70 years old this year.
My name is Kawasaki no Toshi-chan.
I still sing, dance, wear flashy costumes and cheer everyone up.
But my legs don't go up anymore and my dancing is getting worse.
I want to quit being an idol, but my fans tell me not to."
Your fans...
Should I quit? Should I continue? Detective, please consult with me.
What do you think?
Everyone, what should Kawasaki no Toshi-chan do? Should she quit?
She has been active as Kawasaki no Toshi-chan for 40 years and is now 70 years old.
She also does building cleaning work, so it's getting difficult for her to keep up with idol and building cleaning work.
She must be having a hard time. Let's go and see if she will quit.
This is it. Kawasaki no Toshi-chan's real name is Tamura-san.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Toshi-chan.
I'm Toshi-chan.
I'm Takeo Kantenate Tsukipu.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kawasaki no Toshi-chan.
Are you sure?
Yes.
May I come in?
Yes, of course.
Is this Toshi-chan's house?
No, this is my husband's house.
Oh, this is the hallway.
So there are a lot of real Toshi-chan here.
Wow, this room is amazing.
Kawasaki no Toshi-chan is surrounded by real Toshi-chan.
What is this? Kawasaki no Toshi-chan?
That's right.
Good luck.
Yes.
Is this real Toshi-chan?
Yes.
Um...
Welcome.
Tahara, Tamura, Tahara, right?
That's right.
Is it okay like this?
That's right.
What is this?
This is real Toshi-chan.
Yes, this is real Toshi-chan.
This is Toshi-chan without Kawasaki, right?
Yes.
And this is Nomura-san, right?
Yes.
Did you chase real Toshi-chan? Did you go to their concerts?
Did you shake hands with them?
Yes, I did.
Several times.
Well, I went there five or six times.
You went there five or six times.
It's your fortieth or fiftieth anniversary, isn't it, Ms. Tana?
How many years has it been since you debuted?
It's been forty years.
Forty years.
Do you know you made your debut in the first place, or released a record?
Did I?
No, I haven't released a record.
You haven't released a record.
I've just got old and started singing and dancing.
Got old?
Well, I'm an idol now.
You're old and you're an idol?
Yes.
So what kind of activities did you do?
- Like a civic festival. - Oh, so you go to civic festivals and such as Toshi Kawasaki.
- In front of the station. Live. - On the street?
- Yes, live on the street. - You do that activity?
- Yes, sometimes. When I'm tired, you see, I work for eight hours. - Oh, you quit?
- Yes. - You retire?
- I want to retire. It's just... - You haven't debuted yet, but it's been 40 years.
- Yes, it's been 40 years, and you see, my legs have gotten tight. They don't go up.
- I thought, "Ah, this is no good for me."
- Can you hear it?
- Ah, what's wrong?
- ♪ Only you, only you like me ♪
- ♪ I want to kiss you on the lips ♪
- ♪ I want to take a shower ♪
- ♪ With you ♪
- I forgot the lyrics.
- ♪ I want to take a shower ♪
- What's this?
- Ah, there's more.
- I thought, "I can't show this to anyone."
- You can't show this to anyone? - Yeah.
- As long as you stand up, you have to move to some extent and have fun.
- Did you go up like that?
- But I did go up a lot. And my movements were like, "bam, bam, bam, bam."
- "Rojo Live."
- This is Toshi Kawasaki from 5 or 6 years ago when we were doing "Rojo Live."
- ♪ I want to take a shower ♪
- Ah, this is about it.
- ♪ I want to take a shower ♪
It's Grandma's song.
I think I'll fall asleep while cooking something.
Oh, I raised my leg.
My body is really small, but it's great.
I want to create a gap here,
because Toshi debuted at 40 years old
and I'm turning 40 now.
- The real Toshiko Tana is also 40 years old. - Yes.
- You want to create that gap. - Yes, I want to create a gap.
- Are you sure you want to retire? - Yes, I am going to retire.
From tomorrow, you won't be on the streets and you won't live like an old man anymore.
Yes, it's okay. That's the attitude I asked for.
I'll retire when I'm 70 years old. Thank you.
"I want to be myself." In the end, I want to be myself.
- Like a retirement concert? - Yes, I want you to do that.
- Do you have any fans? - Yes, I do have fans.
- Have you talked about your retirement? - No, I haven't.
- Is it your first time? - Yes, it is.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Do you know him? - Yes, I do.
- Is he your regular customer? - Yes, he is my regular customer.
- It's been about 20 years. - Yes, it's been a long time.
- So you're doing everything here? - Yes, we are.
- Takeyama-san, this is for you. - For me?
Oh, this!
- Is it okay for me to display it here? - Yes, it is.
There's something you two want to tell this store.
I've been doing this for 40 years and I've reached my limits.
- My legs don't work well and it's like I'm retiring. - Oh, I see.
- So I'm here to tell you that. - Oh, I see.
- Is it okay for you to say that? - Yes, it is.
- Today is the last day of your retirement concert. - Oh, I see.
- If you can find a job, it will be your last day. - Yes, I understand.
- What's next? A ramen shop? - Yes, it's a ramen shop.
- Do you know him? - No, I don't know him.
- Excuse me. - Please come in.
It's hard for me to say, but I want to retire.
- What? - Something like that.
- What's wrong with you? - Are you surprised?
- No, I'm not surprised. - But you've been doing this for 40 years.
- 40 years? - Yes, 40 years.
- You've been doing this until your legs don't work well. - I'm getting energy from you.
- Oh, really? - Thank you for coming to eat with us.
- That won't change in the future. - No, it won't.
- It won't change for you. - No, it won't.
I didn't know you at all, but you're quite popular.
- I'm sure you know everyone around you. - Yes, I know everyone around me.
- You're very popular. - You're a city boy from Kansaki.
- I admire you. - You're an idol in the basement.
- An idol in the basement? - Yes, an idol in the basement.
- Could you say something to your fans? - Yes.
- You want them to know you're retiring. - Yes.
- You want them to know you're retiring. - Yes, I'll say it.
- You want them to know you're retiring. - Yes.
- Well then, Toshi-chan. - Yes.
- Tokyo is in Iikura, right? - Yes.
- Mr. Cube, you were invited to our concert. - Yes.
- I'm happy.
- Thank you for such an opportunity. - That's right.
- Have you ever done a concert like this in the past 40 years?
- No, I haven't. - No?
- It's my first time. - Then I'm calling for a reliable assistant.
- Who is it? - Please!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Thank you! - Good morning!
Thank you very much.
Do you know who he is?
Who is dancing in the back?
He is not an ordinary dancer.
He is a special dancer of TARA TOSHIHIKO.
Is that so?
He has been dancing with TARA TOSHIHIKO at concerts.
He has been dancing with TARA TOSHIHIKO at concerts for a while.
Yes, I have been dancing with TARA TOSHIHIKO until May.
So the back is real.
It's an honor for me.
This is the concert you want to say.
I don't want you to say I didn't hug you.
TARA TOSHIHIKO's concert is the most exciting.
Let's decide it with three people.
I will do my best from the end.
I was crying in the car coming here.
But I came up with something.
Raise your hands.
You can raise only your corner of your head.
Raise your legs forward.
We will turn sideways.
Raise your legs forward.
Now I like this side better.
The audience is in front of you.
Thank you very much.
Please write your name here.
I will support you.
I'm TAKEYAMA.
It's my 40th anniversary.
I'm going to perform now.
The audience is already in.
Yes.
From now on, this stage will be the last stage.
That's right.
I decided it myself.
Yes.
I will do it for the last time.
Hello, everyone.
It's amazing.
About ten friends of Toshichan in Kansai have come.
We will have a 40th anniversary live.
Let's call them.
It's Toshichan of Kawasaki.
Please come in.
I'll hide it again.
Who decided it?
Good luck!
I'm a little sad.
We have someone who will take care of us!
This person! Please come in!
Senpai!
It's been a while!
I'm an actor, Domura Iromu-san!
It's been a while!
It's the real thing!
Senpai, please hold this!
It's the real thing, Iromu-san!
It's my face!
I've been watching you all the time!
I'm a little moved!
I can't speak properly!
It seems like you have an announcement to make!
Would you like to say it yourself?
Would you like me to hold it up for you?
It's something I've decided on myself...
I've been doing this for 40 years...
Becoming an adult...
And today, I'm putting down the curtain...
I want to say thank you to you all...
I'll go back to being a normal old man...
But if we meet again, I'd like you to call me...
I'd like you to cheer me up...
I'll really remember it!
Thank you for your hard work!
You can meet your fans quite often, don't you?
Yes!
You can meet people at work...
You can meet people in your neighborhood...
I love it!
You can meet people in your neighborhood...
All of them are my acquaintances.
I met them after I retired.
And Naoto-san, a back dancer.
He is a real back dancer of TARA TOSHIKU.
TARA TOSHIKU's live tour will start in three days.
During the rehearsal, TARA TOSHIKU and TARA TOSHIKU- chan will come back.
Naoto-san is really...
TAHARA TAMURA TAHARA.
He is a real back dancer of TARA TOSHIKU and TOSHIKU-chan.
Let's move on to the last request of today.
The last request is from Naoko Kudo-san, a 43-year-old housewife.
I have something I'm really worried about now.
In fact, this spring, I received two beetle larvae at my home center.
My son in the fourth grade of elementary school is taking care of them and raising them until they become moths.
I look at the insect cage every day to see when it will float.
About a week ago, a small fly occurred in the insect cage.
I thought of sticking a fly catcher sheet between the chopstick and installing it.
When I stuck the fly catcher sheet into the soil,
a fly came out of nowhere.
I stabbed her in the back of the head with a knife.
I totally screwed up.
I have to be honest with you.
While I was thinking about when to say it and when to say it,
one day, when I was watching "Night Scoop",
there was a broadcast that said I broke my daughter's treasure.
My client's mother honestly told me that she broke my daughter's treasure cup,
and my daughter said, "Mom, are you okay?"
While I was moved by the scene, I asked my son sitting next to me,
If Mom breaks your treasure, will you forgive me like this lady?
My son said bluntly, "I won't forgive you."
I can't be honest with you anymore.
Detective, what should I do?
That's it.
That's a difficult question.
My client's son loves flies so much
that he broke my daughter's treasure.
I've told you many times.
Was he able to apologize to my son?
Let's watch it.
What did you say just now? Did you back down?
No, I'm sorry. I said too much.
Did you try to hide something just now?
No, no.
Are you okay?
You were asked to do it, weren't you?
Yes, I did.
I called my staff and told them you were coming to save the day, but you said you didn't like it.
No, I didn't mean to ask you to do it.
What are you talking about?
Asking you to do it...
Did you lose your memory for a moment?
It was so bad that I couldn't think of what to do.
There were two of them, but I thought one of them wouldn't work anymore.
Did you kill two of them?
No, I only killed one of them.
One of them was already black.
I could see it from there.
Because it was opaque?
Yes, because it was a case.
I thought I shouldn't do it anymore, but the other one was moving a lot.
I thought I should do my best somehow.
I thought cobalt was a bad influence, so I took a cobalt sheet...
Do you have it?
I was going to put it in there.
Do you have it?
What did you put in it?
Did you put it in the moving one or the black one?
The moving one.
Did you put it in the moving one?
I ate it.
I had a feeling of crushing something with a crack in my chest.
What kind of feeling?
The shell of an egg.
It's a real adult's crack.
It's annoying, isn't it?
I don't know what to do.
Did you stab it with a kehain, mint, and unsanitary coin mouse-like thing and hide it?
Did you do it with an unfamiliar face?
No, I didn't smile with an unfamiliar face.
I was depressed and depressed.
Were you really depressed?
I was really depressed.
I couldn't cook, I couldn't wash the laundry, and my daughter did everything for me.
What about Shuta?
Shuta was at school.
When I came back, this was stuck.
"Mom, what's that?" and I came back.
Oh, that shell must have been amazing.
Mom, please develop and put it in.
Wow, mom, that's amazing.
That's mom for you.
And...
I don't know if it's connected, but I was depressed today.
That's right.
That's really it.
You forgot about your depression a little bit, didn't you?
Forget about it? Why would I forget about it?
That's why depression is important, isn't it?
Did anything else happen?
Yes, it did.
What happened?
The one who hadn't made a mistake...
The beetle that I thought was dead and black...
The next day I asked for it...
It became a beetle.
Oh, it became an adult beetle?
It became an male beetle.
Did it come out as a male beetle?
I tried to see where it was coming out of.
I was so excited.
It came out right away?
Yes, it came out of the nightscope.
I thought it was drying its wings.
You saw it at that moment?
I saw it.
But it was so interesting and cute.
I left it at the entrance for an hour.
Its name is Dai-chan and Kii-chan.
I'm sorry, but Dai-chan is already an adult, right?
Yes, she is.
Who is Kii-chan?
This girl.
Ayame Dao?
Why did you try to refuse me at first?
You said you didn't want to go out of the nightscope.
I didn't know what you meant when you called me.
You were in shock when you asked me out.
You were in a daze.
I wanted to sing this feeling to someone.
That was the nightscope?
It was my mother.
I have to apologize.
You took it?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Even though I'm not like a mother,
will you still love me?
Yes, I love you.
I was happy to be an adult.
I forgot about the nightscope completely.
Completely...
If you forget what you sent to the nightscope, you're forgetting about Kii-chan, right?
If you force her, you're forgetting about Ayame Dao.
No, I'm not forgetting about her.
Until yesterday,
every day, Kii-chan would say "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good night" and go to sleep.
Why did you take it when we came?
Even if you don't care about the nightscope anymore,
or if you take it the moment you come,
then, what do you want to do with it?
Do you want to run away with it?
(Laughter)
Oh, that's it!
If you don't have a night scoop...
Oh, that's true.
(Laughter)
If you don't have a night scoop, you don't have to say anything.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Can you convince your mother with that?
No, I can't.
(Laughter)
I don't know!
I can't agree with you, but I can't say it.
You can agree with me, so you were a little surprised when we came.
But it's not a shock that Syuta dug up and died.
Why?
But you've been quiet about me killing you, so you're in a lot of shock, aren't you?
If you hadn't been there when I died, did you have the courage to say, "I did it"?
No, I didn't.
(Laughter)
It's the worst part of being an adult trying to bury you completely in the dark.
To be honest with you, do you have a mother who says, "This is the right thing to do"?
I didn't like talking about night scoops, but I thought about it a lot and thought it shouldn't be left as it is, so I was irritated.
(Laughter)
Wait a minute!
The other way around!
I was irritated!
Why are you irritated?
(Laughter)
It's pretty...
What should I do?
Don't you have anything to hide as a mother?
Anything I'm hiding. Anything I can't tell you. Anything I'll tell you later. Everything.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'll tell you anything.
Can I?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry. I lied a little.
A little, I mean a lot.
Wait a minute.
What? What? What?
What should I do?
What? What? What?
Well...
I always do it on a daily basis, but before I go to bed at night...
Ki-chan, good night. I'm sorry. I missed you.
I think about it in my heart and go to bed, but...
Yesterday after ten o'clock...
Ki-chan, I'm sorry.
I went home and...
I was playing with a pumpkin.
No way!
I'm sorry. I don't know what to do.
I panicked and went home.
I was like...
What should I do with the recording?
What?!
I was happy and...
The shooter was making a fuss and...
I was born!
I thought he was dead, but...
I was born!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What is this?!
Right?
That's how it is, right?
Right?
You definitely did that lie!
Right?
Stop it somewhere!
Don't say my name!
What were you trying to say?!
You're lying in front of me like that?!
No, I'm not lying.
I was just explaining what happened.
This is...
...a previous question.
No, I'm not lying, but...
I was talking like I was dead.
You were talking like you were in a good mood.
I'm an actor!
I'm not dying!
I was born at such a convenient...
...timing.
Yes, I'm Dai-chan and Kii-chan.
You're born! I mean, nice to meet you!
You're still a girl! Just like you imagined!
That's right.
You're cute.
Dai-chan and Kii-chan!
Oh!
Hello!
Oh!
Hello!
I'm sorry.
No!
Do you know?
I have no idea!
You don't know, do you?
Do you know what it was originally about?
Oh, yes, I do know.
Well...
I said it wrong.
You said it wrong?
Yes.
When I heard you say it, my stomach started hurting.
I want you to make things easier for me.
You asked me for a scoop and apologized honestly.
Have you ever felt like that after you apologized?
It can't be helped if you fail, but if you say it honestly
you'll be able to say it without lying to yourself.
I see.
You'll be able to say it without lying to yourself.
Maria-sama!
Even if you say it's ugly, you can't be born with it.
It's a miracle!
Kii-chan is born!
Yes!
It's yesterday's episode!
Yesterday's episode?
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations! It's great news!
But I don't know why you called me!
But I have to say it, right?
Yes.
I want you to know that I'm worried about this and that.
Right?
Yes.
So...
Oh!
Well, we have answered three of your requests today.
How was it for you, Komori?
You know that beetle?
Yes.
At first, you came up with it, right?
Yes.
At the time, it was a strange idea, right?
Yes.
Usually, if it's a novel, it's just a foreshadow.
Yes.
Why did you act like that?
You'll find out later.
Yes.
But you didn't have such an idea.
I was wondering what it was like, and it turned out to be a novel.
Yes, it did.
It's amazing now.
It's interesting.
And with that, this program has come to an end thanks to your requests.
Yes, for those of you who accepted our requests, we'll give you this detective notebook.
And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we'll give you a special program clear file.
Yes.
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
It was fun!
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