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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away
In the secret room only for weekends, you dance
CHICU o ODORI TSUZUKETERU OMAE o You keep dancing with your blush
You catch it and you're in the middle of it
AREU NO WA KONO TOKI DAKE TO KISU SHITE ITSU NO YOU NI If it's raining, kiss me just for this moment as usual
Thank you
It's time for Detective Night Scoop. I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop, which takes a sharp look at the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions. And I asked Shizuka Nakamura to be my secretary today.
Yes, I'm Shizuka Nakamura, an apprentice secretary. Our detective bureau will immediately dispatch talented detectives to pursue the truth based on inquiries from TV viewers.
Today's visit will be with Kosuke Nakamura, the 18th generation prince of the Treasure Co., Ltd. left by Kanzaburo Nakamura.
thank you.
Can Kosuke Nakamura watch this program?
of course.
Did you hear?
I thought it was really coming out, but I'm so happy!
I'm glad!
We met when we were 16 years old!
When I was sixteen!
When I was 16 years old, I was in the NSK Tiger drama with my dad, and then there was NSK's Prison Room!
Since it's a prison service, there are lots of side dishes!
Come there, we'll all have a drink!
In the prison room!
It's dynamic, and I know it's no good if I say it now, but they even invited a geisha!
We're calling a geisha to the NSK prison room!
He was a great actor!
I want to go back to that era!
Compliance is definitely no good now!
Please enjoy today, thank you very much!
thank you!
Well then, let's make your first request today!
Yes, first of all, this is a request from Mr. Masaki Ganeko, 46 years old, office worker who lives in Okinawa Prefecture!
Actually, I have been worried about something for about 40 years, so I would like to ask you to do it!
The problem is that I can't touch my left shoulder with my left hand and my right shoulder with my right hand, so I can't do those movements in radio calisthenics!
Ah, I had a problem!
This year, I will be serving as the president of the local community, and I will have to perform in front of the children during the summer vacation!
I would like to ask if you could help me do radio calisthenics somehow!
I see, this is great!
You can have a common for a while, right?
You can do it, you can!
You can do it with songs too, right?
I can do it!
So everyone can do it, right?
Of course, of course!
Why doesn't everyone know how to change the electricity?
That's right, but for a great person, it was a serious problem, and I went there thinking that I had managed to fix it!
Please take a look!
I came to Naha City, where the client, Mr. Ganeko, lives.
Here...
Who is he?
Radio gymnastics can't dance properly...
Good evening.
Oh, good...
Oh, hello.
Mr. Ishida.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Congratulations on becoming chairman of the board of directors.
Yes, thank you.
When did you start doing radio gymnastics?
Since summer vacation started, so July 25th...no, 22nd.
Oh!
22 days ago.
20 days ago.
How many people come?
Well, when it's a lot of people, the peak is about 100 people.
Oh!
Well, you've been doing radio gymnastics since you entered elementary school, haven't you, during summer vacation?
I noticed it already in elementary school and low school years.
From about six years old...
Yes, from about six or seven years old.
And?
An actor...
Mr. Sato Takeru can't do it, either.
What?!
You're the same as Sato Takeru.
Yes, I am.
Then, can you show me?
Yes.
Raise your arms forward and do a big squat exercise.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Hand and foot exercise!
One, two, three, four...
Right, left, three, four...
Pull your right leg back and do a hand and foot exercise.
One, two, four, five, six...
Eight, one, two, three, four, five, six...
Stop! Right there!
Right there!
Normally it's like this.
Right?
Right.
You know...
You look like Egashira-san, who is well organized.
Is it impossible?
No, it's impossible.
Why is it shaking?
No, it's not shaking.
It's trying.
Let's get closer!
Yes, yes.
Here we go.
Turn it slowly and fly.
Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt?!
It doesn't hurt.
Shall we grill it and eat it?
It's like this when you eat it.
No, no, you're lying.
This is a normal ball.
I've never done a normal ball.
It's getting hot.
Hot, hot, hot!
Do your best!
How do you feel?
Like this?
Yes, yes!
OK!
It's getting better...
In longer breaths...
Exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale, exhale...
In longer breaths...
Over here!
See, see, see, see, see, see, see?
Huh?
I was just taking a break...
Do your best!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Wow!
It's hot!
I can do it!
It's hot!
OK!
But you did it!
You did it!
I did it!
Wow!
You did it!
It's my first sensation.
Let's fix this pose.
Fix it?
Yes.
You're standing.
You're sitting.
Maybe you can't do it.
(Laughing)
Yes, like you usually do.
Well...
I want to go to the bathroom.
Go ahead.
Sit down.
You should sit down.
(Laughing)
I'll pour it.
(Laughing)
Hey, it's going this way, isn't it?
(Laughing)
Is it okay?
Yes.
Okay.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(Laughing)
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
It's stuck, it's stuck.
(Laughing)
It's stuck.
It's stuck, it's stuck over there.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
(Laughing)
Oh, it's on the left.
A little more.
I'm calling a great teacher to see if this happens.
Really?
He solved a similar request in the past.
I'm calling Mr. Hashimoto of Genbudo.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name is Mr. Dante.
I'm Mr. Hashimoto.
I need a little preparation, is it okay?
I'll do my best.
Yes.
(Laughing)
Hey, can you bring me a big one?
A big one with split ends.
No, I'll do it lightly.
How is it?
Thank you very much.
Oh!
This doesn't work.
First of all, it's like this.
Can you do it again?
Yes.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
I'm in trouble.
(Laughing)
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I had a fracture like this.
Oh!
Really?
One.
Dun!
(Laughing)
Wow!
Are you serious?
One, two, dun!
(Laughing)
Can you fix this?
No, you can't!
It's a sense of intimacy.
(Laughing)
That's right, that sense of intimacy.
If you don't put any force at all and throw it up, it doesn't hurt, does it?
Yes, it doesn't hurt.
Can I try various things? Is this okay?
It's a little hot.
Oh, it's true.
Does it hurt?
It's like an internal medicine.
What is it?
I'm going to adjust the position of my bones.
Use force. Use force.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
It's not that hard.
I was surprised.
It's a shock.
Here we go.
How about this and this elbow?
Is it lower here?
Yes, it's only this one.
This one?
A block fell from above and my little finger was crushed.
When I was in second grade.
Does it affect you?
I think it does.
You said your elbow was clogged.
So, the muscle that runs inside the elbow is coming in from the little finger all the way in here and behind the shoulder.
It hurts a little.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
It hurts a little.
It hurts a little, doesn't it?
I'm sorry.
There is a circulation obstacle, so it's hard to bend.
I see.
If the muscle doesn't move properly, the blood circulation there is also bad.
It's bad.
You're helping him send a signal with a needle, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It's coming in now.
I didn't know I couldn't do it like this.
I didn't know if it was right.
Please do it with more power.
You can do it.
You're doing it.
Do you feel it?
I'm glad I did it.
I'm glad you did it.
If you don't remember it, you won't be able to do it.
You smelled it.
That means you're a fan of Radio Taizo.
I knew it.
I felt responsible for it.
I'm glad you did it.
Before the first day of Radio Taizo, let's get everyone together and perform "Rehearsal Gatera".
Hello.
Can you perform "Radio Taizo" with us?
Yes.
Let's do it.
You can do it!
Straighten your legs.
Right, right.
Straighten your legs.
How was it?
President Naneko's radio exercise.
How was it?
No problem?
No problem!
No problem at all!
You didn't get tired at all, right?
Yes!
You look relaxed.
I couldn't do this since I was a kid.
When I did it as a kid, everyone did it on the bridge.
So you wouldn't get tired.
But now, I do it like this.
At first, everyone gathered and did the radio exercise.
But for the kids, it was just a normal radio exercise.
Mr. Hashimoto was the one who laughed the most.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Next, we have a request from a 50-year-old employee of Oshige Hidekazu in Tokyo.
Even though I'm 50 years old now, I've never dated a woman even once in the past 50 years.
I don't have any friends I can talk to from the bottom of my heart.
I've been living alone for 30 years now.
I want to get married, but I don't know how or what to do.
When I was a student, I was bullied and said,
If you laugh, it'll make me feel bad, so don't laugh in front of people.
Since then, I've never lost confidence and smiled in front of people.
As the first step in making a girlfriend, I want to be able to solve problems with people with smiles.
That's my wish.
It's a very sad move.
She hasn't dated a woman for 50 years, and she's been living alone for 30 years.
She doesn't have any friends who she can talk to.
But somehow, she took the first step with a smile on her face.
Please watch "Deputee".
Hello.
Are you Mr. Hoshige?
Yes, I am.
I'm Hashimoto of "Deputye". Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Can I ask you something?
What is this?
I brought it from my house.
It's for the event of "Kaki-tome" on New Year's Day.
It means "we will definitely get married this year".
I see. It's for the event of "Kaki-tome".
It's for "Kaki-tome".
It's easy to write.
You wrote it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Are there any other letters?
"We will definitely get married".
"Main".
And this is for practice.
For practice.
I wrote it.
Are you serious?
Yes.
You still have it, don't you?
"Serious".
"Revenge".
"Revenge" for a man who is not popular.
I see.
It means "revenge" for your life.
It means "we will be popular from now on".
That's one of them.
It means "revenge".
You still have it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
"I will do it".
They are connected.
I see.
"Serious" and "revenge" are "I will do it", right?
That's what it means.
It means "we will never give up on getting married", right?
Do you want to get married?
I'm strong.
Yes.
I want to be an attractive man.
Yes.
I may not be able to do it right away, but...
Yes, yes.
I want to get married even if it's just for fun.
But smiling is important, right?
It's the first step to becoming attractive.
That's right.
I want to see you smiling formally.
Can you smile now?
Not from the bottom of your heart.
But from inside of you.
A smiling face.
A smiling face with all your might.
- Are you doing it now? - I'm doing it now.
If you're laughing like that, people in the world may not be laughing like you.
- Don't you have any fun hobbies? - Hobbies...
- If I'm in a bad mood, I go somewhere alone. - Go somewhere alone?
- You don't live alone, do you? - I don't go out alone to invite someone.
- Do you go to karaoke alone for a long time? - Yes.
- About 10 hours. - 10 hours? - In your free time.
- I see. Do you go to karaoke? - Yes.
- So we went to karaoke. - Yes.
- It's going to be fun from now on. - Yes.
- Is it your first time going to karaoke together? - It may be the first time.
- Do you have your own song in your box? - It's pretty rotten.
- Is it rotten? - Yes, it is.
- It's a little rusty. - Yes.
It looks fun.
- The shop we went to a year ago? - Chaberton.
- I don't remember well, but it was near Milan. - Chaberton?
- Chaberton is a good place. - Yes.
A lot of tough guys were gathering.
- They were making noise with everyone. - This is a little hard.
- I've already forgotten my name. - No, I'm a little...
- Shadow Man and this... - What are you looking for me for?
Who are you?
- Did you do this? - Did you make me eat breakfast?
- Did you do this? - Did you do this?
What did you do with that girl?
- Gilbert is the best. - Did you talk to her?
- When I talk to her, I feel like it's a lie. - I see.
- That's her style. - Chaberton.
Mr. Hoshige, please sing.
- Who are you looking for me for? - What is that?
- The port... - What is that?
- Yokosuka... - I know that place.
When you look at it, you might not look like you're having fun.
And when you talk...
If you talk too much, it's hard.
You're the first person I met.
You're older now, but you're friends with me now.
Yes.
So let's have fun. Smile is important.
Yes.
Did you see me?
Oh, you saw me!
Can you see me?
I don't want you to see me.
Can you see me?
It's natural.
What's your form like?
When I was in high school,
I was scared of being tickled and being hit and kicked at the same time.
Since then, I'm scared of it.
Oh, what?
Over here.
What?
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'll never hit you.
That's a different story.
Yes.
Can you meet a smile expert?
Oh, really?
Then you might have a good smile.
Oh, hello.
Yes, yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm smile expert, Mac Attenborough.
Everyone in front of the TV,
smile!
This is the fourth time.
I was beaten when I came back.
I'm sorry.
I'm smiling.
Can you use your hands?
My hands...
10 degrees.
20 degrees.
30 degrees.
10 degrees.
20 degrees.
30 degrees.
10 degrees.
20 degrees.
30 degrees.
Oh, but...
If you tilt it, you'll look cuter.
10 degrees.
20 degrees.
30 degrees.
Can you teach me?
At that time, close your eyes.
What are you doing?
I'm a model.
Yes, yes, yes.
A mysterious punch comes out.
A man's friendship comes out.
I have a suggestion here.
Would you like to try it?
It's a social dance.
Don't you think of people who do it with a smile?
I'll try the social dance.
Oh, you're active.
Hello.
Look at them. They're smiling.
They're beautiful.
Both of you are smiling all the time.
You're shining a little.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
We're Oda Keiji and Oda Satoko from social dance.
Nice to meet you.
While moving your body,
I think you can do the social dance with a smile.
If you remember this, you can dance with anyone.
So you're a model.
You're very popular.
Here it comes.
Hey, you're making fun of me.
No, I'm not.
Today, we're going to do a performance called "Zilpa".
One, two, three, four, five, six.
If you keep smiling like that,
what does "goal" mean?
Oh, I see.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, I see.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Hold the woman's hand like this and hold it like this.
Yes, and this hand is on the woman's shoulder blades.
Yes, like this.
Excuse me, but could you do it a little slower?
It's a little stimulating.
But after you smile...
Yes, yes, yes.
It's easier for women to smile.
Yes, it is.
I think there are people who think you're cute now.
What do you think of Teddy Bear?
He's laughing!
He laughed!
I'm scared!
I'm going crazy!
This is...
Yes, it would be great if George appeared during the dance.
"Zilpa" is the best, isn't it?
When I play it, I feel like I'm a rabbit in the middle of the night.
I'm still far from everyone.
Look, I'm like a kitten abandoned in the rain.
You're good at repeating.
Then, can you look at me next?
Who is looking for me?
Everyone, please look at me.
You're good.
Sensei, you're good.
You're good.
Mr. Ushigi, I think the last sport is getting better.
It's the final double match.
In order to loosen the muscles of the face,
we've invited a face yoga teacher.
Yes.
Sensei, is there a face yoga?
It's a face muscle training.
It's from the corner of the face to the top of the head.
There's a muscle called the large scapula muscle here.
I'll show you eight upper teeth.
I'll support you from there.
It's like this.
Like this.
That's what you mean.
Yes, eight upper teeth.
I can see your upper teeth now.
Smile.
Eight upper teeth.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good.
I think I was a little reluctant.
Yes, yes.
My family is Kagoshima.
I'm alone in the morning.
I'd like to show you my grandson's face.
It's not too late now.
It's getting a little cooler.
Is it close?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Oshige, please.
That's cool.
That's good.
That's cool.
That's good.
Please.
Heart.
Smile.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, be kind.
Yes.
Three, four, one, two, three, four.
Smile, smile.
Everybody, smile.
That is right. Smile, smile.
Snare, snare.
Cool, cool. Nice, nice.
Dressing up.
Thank you very much.
OK, smile.
Smile.
Oh, you did it! Wonderful!
Everyone, please give her a round of applause! Thank you!
I did it!
You did it, didn't you?
How was it? Try it!
It was fun.
I'm glad!
Please laugh when you're having fun!
That's the best!
That's it!
I'm glad you did it at the end!
That's cool!
It's like a new century has come out!
He hasn't been exercising for more than 30 years.
The next day, of course, I had muscle pain.
But the most muscle pain was my cheek.
I wasn't laughing anymore.
But I hope you enjoyed it.
From now on, I'll probably be the first one to smile.
I see.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Ryu Anegawa, who lives in Shiga Prefecture and is 38 years old.
Yes.
Please listen to me.
I want to give my beloved child my boobies.
I'm a father of three children, a six-year-old eldest daughter, a four-year-old second daughter, and a zero- year-old eldest son.
The eldest son, who is five months old, loves his wife's boobies.
If his boobies are not near him, he immediately starts crying.
For this reason, his wife has been taking care of his eldest son all day and taking care of the housekeeper, eldest daughter, and second daughter.
At least for a little while, if I can manipulate my eldest son with my boobies, I think I can relieve my wife's burden.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What's wrong with you?
Did you raise SAWABE by yourself?
That's right.
You're very similar.
Wait a minute.
I'm five, three, and zero years old, and I'm a woman and a man.
We're very similar.
Do you know how I feel?
Do you have a father like this?
I have a father like this.
Have you ever wanted to help or raise someone?
Of course I have.
But there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm going to do my best to help my gentle husband, who wants to help his wife.
Please look at this.
This time, SAWABE is very ill and has no father.
That's right.
I'm five months old, but I'm very stubborn about my father.
I'm always at peace.
You're still stubborn about your father, aren't you?
That's right.
I know it's hard for you, but there are still small children up there.
They are also worried about their mothers.
They are worried about the three of you, and they are worried about your mother's housework.
If only I could do something for my father, my wife's hands will be free for a while.
It's a little easier for you.
That's right.
I've always wanted to do something for my father.
Suddenly, you're talking in a strange world.
I want you to suck my father.
Please do it for your wife.
Why does your husband think so?
What do you call a child who sucks his father?
Do you call it a peaceful face?
I really want to see it.
It's okay for your wife to look at you like that.
I want to connect my senses and my vision together.
You want to connect your senses and your vision together.
Wife!
What do you think about what I just said?
I feel sick.
You feel sick?
Actually, I've challenged myself in the past.
Are you doing it?
It's a secret.
You don't have to do it.
She does it right away.
She doesn't accept it at all.
Give me a kiss.
What?
Oh, you're wrong.
She's laughing.
What?
She's laughing, but...
She doesn't even look at me.
Oh, you're wrong.
Then I'd like to get into the strategy.
First of all, I thought...
Can I say it?
This hair...
I think it's going to be like a baby.
Let's get rid of it.
I'll do it.
I want you to say it when you do it.
I'll do it.
You...
It still hurts.
You're sharp.
Did it hurt?
How is it?
Not bad, right?
I think we're getting there.
I feel like I just got out of a beauty salon.
It's like a pill.
Not at all!
We're getting there.
Let's go.
Hayata.
I have a kiss for you.
That was close!
What?
You're kidding me!
That was close!
That was the longest kiss I've ever had.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
When a woman gives birth to a child, her nipples get bigger, right?
I thought they were small.
Right?
I see.
That's right.
So if you can make her nipples bigger...
You scared me!
Oh, you're here.
Yes, I am.
Mr. Sekiguchi.
Hello.
Today, I'd like you to make this man's nipples a little bigger.
If you can, I'd like you to suck it up with a water ball or a glass ball.
For example, you can grab someone's shoulder or something like that.
I'd like you to do this in such a place, and I'd like you to make her nipples bulge on purpose, and I'd like you to help her recover on her own.
Thank you in advance.
I'll turn on the fire.
Here we go.
I'll suck it up.
She's sucking it up! She's sucking it up!
Wow!
She's sucking it up! She's sucking it up!
The color is changing!
Mr. Sekiguchi...
Yes?
Have you ever sucked up a water ball?
Of course, it's my first time.
How could I?
Then I'll suck it up.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Wow!
Wow! It's bulging! It's bulging!
It's bulging!
It's bulging! It's bulging!
Hurry up!
It's bulging!
It's bulging.
It's bulging in my mouth.
I want it.
In my breast.
Oh, it's delicious.
You just said it.
You just said "Oh, it's delicious."
Oh, it's delicious.
It's Kageta's first word.
Oh, it's delicious.
It's good.
She's laughing like "Oh, it's good."
It doesn't feel like she's sucking it up.
It doesn't.
I wonder what's different.
What's different? It's not different at all!
Should I try sucking it up?
I'll try sucking it up and see what's different.
I see, I see.
I thought I'd check it out.
I'm your father.
I really don't know.
I'm your son, Tani.
Nice to meet you.
You're very welcome.
How do you suck it up?
For example, lay the breast milk bottle sideways.
If I say that, you do this, right?
That's right.
If you suck it up with me...
Like this?
Do you want me to do it like this?
Oh, that's right.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
I think I just sucked up breast milk.
I'm sorry.
What's missing? How do you suck it up?
The point is whether breast milk is coming out or not.
There?
Let's figure out whether breast milk is coming out or not.
That's right.
Hayata wants breast milk very much.
Let's have your father's breast milk.
This is breast milk.
I'm going to put this on my father's breasts and see if they suck it up or not.
This is the last thing I can think of now.
Let's have him suck it up.
Hayata, Hayata, let's go.
Come on, come on.
How about your breasts?
Oh!
It's sucking up!
Oh!
It sucked up a little!
Oh!
It sucked up a little!
It looks good!
Oh!
It sucks up a little!
Oh!
It sucks up a little!
Oh!
Are you happy?
- Is it different from before? - I feel like I've improved the most so far.
- It's totally different from the beginning, isn't it? - Yes.
I feel like I've enjoyed it for a moment.
I feel more refreshed now.
It's so hard for me to sit like this.
I wonder if my mother's breasts are well-made.
I mean, no matter how much you do it, you won't hate it, will you?
- I'm sorry, but you seemed depressed at the end. - No, no, I love it.
Don't worry about it.
It's so funny.
It was the first time for me to suck the nipples of such an adult man,
and it was also the first time for me to quit being a detective.
Men of the world, please do your best. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Now, we have some news from KOMUN.
Yes, from September 2nd to September 26th,
we will be performing in Minamiza, Kyoto.
It will be performed at Yotsuya Kaidan in Tokaido.
Actually, this Yotsuya Kaidan has been in Kansai area for the first time in 26 years.
It's such a famous work, so please come and see it at the theater.
Please do your best.
And we have answered your three requests today as well.
How was it?
It's a short VTR, but it made me feel like I was watching a supernatural film.
I thought it was very interesting.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes.
So, this program is made possible by your requests.
Yes. For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
And for those of you who have come to the studio to play, we will give you this program special clear file.
Yes. So, we will see you again next week. Thank you very much.
Please send your questions to this detective bureau.
The address is 53-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
This is the real sandbag!