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It's time for Detective Night Scoop. Detective Night Scoop is an older man who I appointed as the director of Detective Night Scoop, who thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions with a keen eye on the complex modern society.
Based on requests from TV viewers, the East End designated station immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth.
And today's advisor is Mr. Hiroto Hayashi, who is an indispensable author of the culinary world in Detective Night Scoop.
What does summer mean to the culinary world?
It's a really unpleasant time, isn't it?
Hey, there aren't many ingredients or anything that stands out, and although there are some things, they are difficult to use.
Difficult to use.
It's hot, so drink it, it smells like a nuisance.
That's what it feels like, really.
Well then, let's make our first request today.
yes. The first request is from Sayuri Inoue, 45 years old, housewife, who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
yes.
It's always a pleasure to see you.
Thank you.
This is a quick request.
yes.
About ten years ago, wherever I went, people would ask me, ``Are you from a foreign country?'' and I started to get tired of it, so I casually asked my husband, ``What country do you want me to be from?'' I decided that
It was Bolivia.
Oh, Bolivia! That's nice.
And then, a few years later, one day, I took my nine- year-old twin daughter to the park,
but when I first met my friend at the park, I heard my mother saying, "You are Bolivian,"
and I thought that my daughters might believe me to be Bolivian, so I asked in a hurry.
"If you believe me, please help me come out," she said.
I see. Bolivia, huh?
Well, since her last name is Sayuri Inoue, she asked for "gori gori" Japanese people.
That's right.
"Gori gori" Japanese people.
Anyway, it's said that foreigners often make mistakes, and since it's annoying,
she decided to say "I'm a foreigner. I'm Bolivia."
I see.
And then, one day, my daughter said to her friend, "Mom, you are Bolivian, aren't you?"
I see.
And the policeman said, "Huh? What did you say?"
I see.
So, this time, I asked my mom and dad for help when my daughter wasn't there,
and we took various measures.
Now, please take a look at what happened.
Anyway, my mom said, "I'm like this."
It seems like she sent me a picture.
If you say you are a foreigner, I will believe you.
She is like this.
She does say she is Bolivian.
Well, well, well.
That's right.
Do you know Bolivian?
No, I don't know.
But where is Bolivia anyway? Africa?
South America.
South America?!
- Hello. - Oh, hello!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Rafael King.
- Oh, good morning. - Watchmaker?
- Are you a watchmaker or something like that? - No, no. I'm a monk.
What?! A monk and a Bolivian?!
No, no, no!
Bolivian, then!
- So, how many years has it been since you became a Bolivian? - What?!
Probably... seven years?
- Seven years?! - Seven years...
No, first of all, I didn't think my daughter believed it, either.
When I took my daughter to the park with me...
A friend I met in the park... a friend I saw for the first time...
She said, "Mom, I'm a Bolivian."
I don't know if it's because of the conversation we had before...
I was like, "What?! What's going on?!"
I thought, "I've been introduced as a Bolivian, too."
That's when I realized for the first time...
- That my daughter... - That my daughter would believe me and come out.
- Yes, yes, yes. - So...
At first, I went to my daughter...
- That's not what you said. - That's right. I lied to my daughter. I'm not lying at all.
- You're not lying, you're not lying, you're not lying, are you? - Have you ever been asked directly?
- Your mother, a woman from Bolivia... - Bolivia asks me if I'm going home.
- But every year... - You're crazy!
- But every year... - You're asking something decisive! - No, no, no, no!
- But every year... My family is from Miyazaki. Miyazaki is home. - Yes.
- But when I told her I wasn't going back to Bolivia... - What did you say?
- She said, "It's too far away, isn't it?" - What do you mean, "too far away"?
- You're lying! - No, no, no! You're wrong! Isn't Bolivia too far away?
- No, no! That's where... No! What are you saying? My mother is not from Bolivia! That's where you shouldn't have said it!
- You're having fun! You're having fun saying you're a Bolivian!
- Your daughter believes you a little, and you're having fun with it, aren't you?
- That's... I don't know. She believes me... I thought she believed me...
- But you know, it's been too long... - I want to ask you a question...
- I want to wait for you a little... I was about to talk...
- Even from your husband's point of view, do you feel like your daughter believes you?
- I don't know...
- I don't know... I can't say for sure...
- Even your husband is responsible for this!
- No, I didn't say it's okay for me to look into it... I just sowed the seeds.
- The reason I spread it is... - You just happened to say "seeds"...
- Seeds come out of seedshells! - That's right! That's right!
- It turned out like that! - I clearly said "seeds"...
- That's right! That's right!
- Bolivia is going to a very exquisite place, isn't it? - That's right! It turned out like that!
- When I saw the picture, I said "I don't know!" - That's right! That's right!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Hello! My name is Lucila Muremo... Nogales?
- Lucila is the only Bolivian restaurant in Kyushu called "Lapas".
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- Lucila, you can't speak Japanese? - Yes, I can.
- You can? - Yes, I can.
- Is that Bolivian now? - No, it's Spanish.
- Oh, it's Spanish! - Spanish!
- By the way, you're totally different! - You're right.
You're totally different!
Are there people like you in Bolivia?
- Yes, there are. - Oh, there are!
There are many different faces in Bolivia,
- so it's not very funny. - It's not very funny.
- It's okay. - It's not okay!
- I'll follow you. - I'm not just saying it's okay.
What will you do?
I think fourth graders are becoming more and more like adults,
and I want to say the truth so that I won't lie to them anymore.
First of all, let's find out if the girls really believe it or not.
- Please do. I'd like to know that. - Okay?
These two girls are from their father's family.
It seems like it's a temple over there.
Hello!
I'm walking around the temple right now,
and I'm asking various questions to the family members of the temple.
For example, "There's something strange about you."
Anything is fine.
Do you have anything you're proud of in your family?
- Something you're proud of? - My mom is Bolivian.
- Your mom is Bolivian? - She's a friend of my school.
- She's from San Canbin. - Oh, she's from San Canbin.
- My mom is a foreigner. - Oh, your mom is asking you questions.
- What do you say to her? - I say, "You're Bolivian, so you're Bolivian."
- She's telling you to say you're Bolivian? - Yes.
- Kotoha, do you think your mother is Bolivian? - About 80%.
- About 80% of foreigners think you're Bolivian, right? - About 50%.
- She always says I'm from Miyazaki.
- That's not true, Mom. - If she's Bolivian, it's weird for her to say she's from Miyazaki.
- Are you proud of your mother being Bolivian? - Yes.
- Are you happy about it? - Yes.
- If your mother is Japanese and your mother is Bolivian, which is better? - Bolivian.
- Why are you laughing? - Why?
- She's not cool. - She's not cool?
We're all Japanese mothers.
- Are you afraid of your mother? - No.
- You're not afraid of her? - No.
- But you've heard her say you shouldn't do this, right? - Lying.
- You shouldn't lie. - It's okay if it's a funny lie.
- If it's a funny lie... - It's okay if it's a funny lie.
- If it's a funny lie, it's okay. - Okay.
- Well, Ayaha almost believes it. - Oh, I see.
- She thinks you are Bolivian. - Oh, no.
- And Kotoha is half-half. - Oh...
- Both of you are really proud of it. - I'm proud of it. It's coming out.
- No, the Bolivian mother is cooler. - Oh, no.
- Oh, really? Oh, no. What should I do?
- I'm a little nervous. - Why?
- Because I didn't think you would believe it.
- Do you have any ideas that you think you should say like this?
- To some extent, like this...
- Like a funny lie...
- Well...
- Like singing a song... - Singing a song?
- Isn't it funny? Like a funny lie...
- Are you kidding me again?
- I've changed my mind.
- While listening to Bolivia...
- While saying Bolivia...
- It's not the time for searching.
- You've improved a lot.
- I thought you would say something like this, but you just said "me".
- But I want you to forgive me.
- Welcome back! - Welcome back!
- What's up? - Welcome back!
- You said you wanted to ask your family a lot of questions, right?
- Actually, this is a detective's aid scoop. - Huh?
- Huh?!
- I got a request from my mother for a detective's aid scoop, and I brought it here.
- I'm going to sing a song now, so please listen carefully to what I'm singing.
- Please!
Tell me your favorite lie
Bolivia is a wonderful place
Although I've never been there
When I started fooling around, I didn't think a day like this would come
I'm not an Olivian, I'm actually Japanese
Even if I keep lying to you, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, please forgive me
I'm sorry mom
What made you sad?
It's not my fault.
I see. It's not your fault, but you're apologizing, so you're sad.
I'm sorry, Japanese.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you're Japanese.
I'm sorry, Japanese mother, but please forgive me.
I think you're pretty good at it.
My mother is Japanese.
Did you like the taste of Bolivia?
It may be difficult all of a sudden, but I hope you will understand it little by little.
I'm glad I didn't say it myself.
If it was just a family, it would be a big deal.
It's nothing.
It's a bit of both languages, but I don't believe it.
Ayaha, do you like the taste of Bolivia?
I hope you go to Bolivia once.
When I entered junior high school, my family and I talked about going to Bolivia.
But I don't think my dad will go.
My dad doesn't say anything.
I don't like it.
Let's move on to the next program.
Next is a request from Maebai Yusaku, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 36 years old.
I quit my job as a college teacher in March of this year.
Now I write papers about my research and work part-time.
I have a sudden request.
What is it?
I'm 36 years old.
It's different.
I can't do it. There is no sign of being able to do it. Fortunately, it is being tested now, so there is only a lot of time.
Excellent detective, would you like to help bridge it? Thank you very much.
Detective Ishida draws potential from people who can't do it anymore.
I often get caught up in it, but as you may have felt, I wonder why.
Because I'm unemployed now. I have to find a job because I'm unemployed.
Besides, I have a wife. I'm married.
But now I want to bridge it. I'm already irritated.
Could you bridge it? Please have a look.
Excuse me. I'm Detective Ishida of the Asahi Broadcasting Detective Investigation Department.
You look kind. Hello. What about you?
I'm going to do some hard work now. Hard work?
You're working part-time, aren't you?
That's right.
Nice to meet you again. I'm Maeba's wife.
Nice to meet you.
I heard you're not here.
That's right.
Where did you meet at that time?
Originally, the graduate research room is the same.
Which university was it?
Handai University.
Wow!
What?
Wait a minute. Handai?
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Are you unemployed now?
That's right.
What should I do?
I don't know!
How many years have you been married?
I don't know.
You don't know the year you got married?
When is the anniversary of your marriage?
It's May 31st.
May 31st is the anniversary of your marriage.
Did you get a seat?
I didn't get a seat.
Wow!
What?
I thought there were two strange letters in that list.
Hey!
It's true!
Maeba Shida... No, I was wondering if you were going to say my name like that.
Oh, it's nothing like that.
Maeba Shida... You're Ms. Shida, right?
Yes.
What does your husband call you?
Um...
Ms. Shida.
Oh, no, he calls me "Mirai-chan".
Huh? You say "Shida Mirai"?
Oh, that's right.
Wow! You're an actress!
I want you to talk to me!
Why can't you talk to me?
I used to work in a laboratory.
So, when I announced my dissertation or my lecture,
I was always called "Shida Mirai".
Suddenly, I'm called "Maeba Mirai".
I feel like I've been called "someone" until now.
Oh, I see.
But that's how you and your husband are.
You've been unemployed for two years, right?
You've been unemployed for two years and two months.
How do you feel about it?
I'm sure he'll find me a job someday.
If you don't find a job, what will you do?
I'll work.
- You'll support him? - Yes.
- Why? - Why?
Um... It's because I like my job.
(Laughing)
Are you Yusaku?
(Laughing)
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
I'm sorry.
- Yusaku. - Yes?
- In "Hello, Work!". - Yes, in "Hello, Work!".
- How was it? - What did you publish?
Today is the day to prove that I'm unemployed.
- From April... - Yes.
- Unemployed. - Yes.
What is the biggest request you have to make?
I have to write a paper now.
- Right? - Yes.
You wrote a paper earlier, right?
Yes, you're right.
I think so, too.
But we don't write for 24 hours.
We write for a certain amount of time and...
Sorry, we don't write for a certain amount of time and...
That's it!
Hey, wait a minute!
- I respect you. - I respect you!
What do you think you can be if you build a bridge?
There are a lot of things you have to do in front of you,
like a bridge of fish bones.
- If you can do this... - You're caught in it.
Yes, you're caught in it all the time.
I think you can do a lot of things.
- If you can build a bridge and get rid of these bones... - Yes.
- You can do a lot of things. - That's right.
- You can go in there comfortably. - I think you can do a lot of things.
- You can digest it in yourself. - Yes.
Let's go this way.
- How is it? - No, please open it.
- No, this is the limit. - What? Why? Please open it.
- No, you can't. - Does it have a head? - Yes, it does.
- What? - Is it heavy?
No, it's not heavy. Why can't you lift it up?
- Is it like this? - No, it's not like that at all.
- How is it? - No.
- Can you show me? - Yes. - Can you show me?
- Do you go from here? - Yes. - That's amazing.
- I wish I could go that far. - What? Do you go from here?
You don't have to go that far, but you can go like this.
- Like a real bridge? - Yes. I'd be happy if you got used to it.
Can you make it softer? What should I do?
Can you stretch it?
- Do you have a chair? - A chair?
Yes.
- Wow! - You did it!
- Amazing. - You did it!
- Like this? - Like this?
- Yes.
Do it again. One, two... Yes!
- What are you doing? - Hold it down.
- Hold it down. Yes. - How is it?
- Move your legs closer. - Like this? - Yes.
- Move the chair. - Yes.
- You can do it with this. - I can't.
- I'll release it. - Go for it!
- Are you okay? - I can do it!
- You can do it! - I can do it!
- I'll pull it out! - I can do it!
I can't...
This is terrible.
- You do it from up here. - Okay.
It's low, right?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Just grab it like that.
It's heavy.
- It's low. - Oh, you did it!
- It's low. - It's low.
- You can do it! - I'll pull it up.
- You can do it! - Oh, you're doing good!
- You're doing good! - You can do it!
- I'll pull it up!
- You can do it!
- I'll pull it up. - Yes, yes.
A little further.
- Yes, yes, like that. - My hands are shaking.
Oh, man!
I don't want to look like a gangster.
- I really want to do it. - I know.
I know, but...
There's a problem with not being able to convey it well.
How do you do it?
Oh, can you let me talk to your father for a second?
- What's your father's name? - Principal.
- Principal!
Yes.
- My name is Ishida, and I'm a detective. - Yes.
Um... are you Mr. Mayaba?
Yes, I'm Mr. Mayaba.
- I got a request for "Night Scoop". - Yes, yes.
I want to do "Bridge".
"Night Scoop" is on the 5th.
What are you thinking, Yusaku?
Did you go all the way to Kichiko? I feel sorry for you.
I think you are very optimistic.
I have an image that you will make it somehow.
My grandfather, who had a part-time job and died, said that he would fail in time.
Where should I press the motivation switch?
Should I press the bridge?
When you press the bridge, do you feel like you're going forward in everything you do?
I feel like I'm different from others.
I hope this bridge will lead me to the motivation switch.
That's great.
I just remembered.
My grandfather said that you are not reckless.
My grandfather said that.
But it's the same for me.
I feel like I've done it a little.
I'm laughing, but I have a wife.
Why do you wear a swimming suit?
I often wear it at home.
What are you laughing at?
Why do you wear a swimming suit?
Do you swim?
No.
Sometimes I wonder if it's organized.
What?
In my head.
Is it organized?
I feel refreshed for a moment.
(Laughter)
I concentrated and my head got together.
Hop!
Oh!
(Laughter)
I can't do it!
After all, I really can't do it!
Go!
Yes! Ready!
Go!
Oh!
Go through! Go through below!
Good!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Oh no!
You can do it!
How is it?
Yes!
I feel very satisfied.
(Laughter)
I feel great now.
It's a unique feeling, isn't it?
I had a good image of going to the Nobel Prize award ceremony in the future.
Your wife is here today.
Really?
Hello.
It's beautiful.
Have you been bridging since then?
Yes, every day.
It's getting better.
Are you two bridging?
You're a stupid couple.
Lastly, we have a request from Yumi Seto, 35 years old, who lives in Aichi Prefecture, and her husband.
We would like you to talk about your son, who is now 3 years old.
"Actually, I love boobs so much that I'm in trouble.
Boobs are fine and I even touch my dad's, but I don't have eyes for young ladies."
I started school in April, but if I like it, I will try to touch the boobs of young female teachers.
I'm worried that my son will become a terrible pervert in the future.
"Excellent detectives, please help me!" This is a request from her mother.
She loves boobs the most in this industry, doesn't she?
That's right. She likes boobs more than sandwiches and meals.
- That's right. - That's right.
- That's right, but she's already 3 years old. - She's 3 years old.
- That's right. - Women get angry more and more, don't they?
- That's right. - Even if a stranger touches you at home or at home with a child, "What are you doing?!"
"I'll make sure you don't become a pervert like me in the future!" She said.
- Please watch it. - Please watch it.
What's your name?
Can you say your name?
What was it called again?
Can you say your name? Can you say it?
You can't say your name?
Mom, you're talking about her, right?
Yes, I am.
Right? Right?
Are you embarrassed?
Don't touch me.
No!
Don't touch me.
No! Stop it.
No!
Mom, are you embarrassed?
No!
Stop it!
She won't stop.
Stop it.
She won't stop.
Ko-chan, do you love me?
Ko-chan, I'm going to bed.
Huh?
I'm going to bed.
She just said she's going to bed.
Oh, she said she's going to bed.
Ko-chan, don't sleep for a second.
Ko-chan, let me talk to your uncle.
When you're only three years old,
you probably don't touch your mom at all, right?
No.
You, too, Ko-chan?
Yes, I do.
She's turning her head.
She's pinching you.
She's touching you.
She's pushing you.
She's squeezing you.
Does she like you?
She touches my dad and my grandpa, too.
She touches your grandpa, too?
Yes.
Men and women have nothing to do with it, right?
Yes, they don't.
I see.
Men, on the other hand,
touch you when their nipples are stuck.
In that case, if she's wearing a T-shirt like me,
she won't touch you.
That's right.
If she's wearing a shirt.
Turip, turip.
Kou-chan, give me a toy.
I don't know.
Which one do you want?
Give me the toy.
How do you play with it? Do you want to play with it?
Yes.
I want to play with it.
What are you doing?
Kou-chan, Kou-chan.
You look like you are driving.
Kou-chan, you don't move.
Mom, is it like this? Mom.
As a mother, I think...
We are a family, but I don't want you to play with it.
Other people's...
That's right.
Of course, you are careful.
That's right.
She touches me without asking me.
I told her not to touch me without asking me.
She asked me if she could touch my boobs.
Can we see how you usually play with it?
Yes.
A cute sister came.
Will Kou-chan touch it or not?
A young woman came into the room because her mother's friends came to play.
Kou-chan was a little embarrassed to be held by her mother.
She's approaching you.
Look!
You touched her.
You already did!
You're grabbing her feet.
You're holding kitty's knees.
Move her face closer and try to grab her feet with your hands.
You do it suddenly.
Oh boy!
Mom, you're so confident standing on your side.
First of all, I have to watch over her.
I say "look after her" but I'm in the middle of an investigation.
First of all, there's no misunderstanding. Mother is in pain, but I'm watching over her.
Then, shall we gradually put in new ladies one by one?
Now, we're putting in new ladies.
These ladies are not just any ladies.
They are ordinary actresses and young actresses.
Now, is Kou-chan going to do that?
Red ladies are lining up.
Fall, fall, fall, fall.
She touched her first sister's breast again.
She only touches her first sister's breast.
She doesn't touch her new sister's breast.
She touches her breast a lot.
She fell down.
The third one is here.
The third sister is here.
As a man, it's like a dream.
It's okay to touch.
One by one, women come.
It's all-you-can-touch.
What should we do in a situation like this?
She went.
The second one didn't touch her.
The third one went.
The second one didn't touch her at all.
Suddenly, the third one came.
She's already touching her.
The third one is touching her.
She touched her second sister's breast once.
She touched her first sister's breast.
She didn't touch her second sister's breast.
She touched her third sister's breast.
She was sitting between the first and third sisters.
Now, the fourth sister is far away.
She's alone now.
Now, the fourth sister is...
She's interested! She's interested!
She touched her!
The fourth sister touched her!
Only the second sister is feeling it!
Why does only the second sister feel it?
The fourth sister touched her all of a sudden!
She's already gone.
She's not here for her mother anymore!
She's gone for a while, hasn't she?
She touched her! She touched her!
In the end, the second sister is also touching her!
The second sister was so good,
that she hugged them and hugged them with her own hands!
Mother...
I want you to do something...
If you watch this...
Of course, you understand that she doesn't feel good because she's a child,
but she might not be very happy.
I'd like to fix this habit of hers.
Doctor, please come in!
The doctor at the hospital, Dr. Shouni Kairo.
Let me show you.
How is it?
Dr. Tane's breasts!
Men and women have nothing in common.
So this is how it is.
But she's in a bit of a pickle.
If you look at it from a different angle...
What should I do?
For example, try putting something you don't like or don't like in her breasts.
Since she doesn't like tomatoes...
We decided to put tomatoes in her breasts.
That's right.
At this stage, we'll see if she'll touch them or not.
That's right.
Let's start from here.
Since she doesn't like it...
If she doesn't like it, we'll give her a bad impression.
Kuu-chan!
Let's play!
Are you tired of your breasts?
Are you tired of them?
Let's play.
One, two...
She's different.
Here you go.
Eat it!
Here you go.
She's a bit different.
Next up is...
Sensei, are you okay?
Sensei, please explain.
Sensei, hang in there.
There have been various requests for night scoops in the past.
There have been many requesters who have found a way to easily taste the texture of breasts anywhere and anytime.
Rotate it at high speed.
If you focus your attention on the heavy warehouse...
Rotate it at high speed.
Like this, like this, like this.
How is it? Doesn't it feel like you're touching something soft?
It's getting there.
It feels like you're touching something soft, doesn't it?
It's getting there.
Yes, yes, yes.
I want you to remember this, but...
That's right, you're being hit in the boobs, too.
Your boobs.
You're being hit in the boobs.
Ignore it. Ignore it.
Ignore it and touch our boobs in the air.
You did it, didn't you?
I didn't ask you.
These are boobs, boobs.
Boobs.
These are boobs.
Do it.
You must be sleepy.
Yes, I am.
You must be tired.
But what we know is that we like to be touched and have fun.
We don't dislike adults.
In that sense, I think it's good because it's the season now.
You are now three years old, but how much will it end? Your mother is also worried about you.
I think you're starting a social life now.
In that, you can learn a lot of things by touching and writing letters.
I think it will heal naturally in one or two years.
Thank you very much.
Your mother looks like this, but she is a famous junior high school teacher in Japan.
She is a professional teacher for children.
I have a student.
I've tried various things.
It's a common thing.
I don't think it's sudden now.
I suddenly fell asleep.
It will heal eventually.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
I had a lot of fun today.
How was it?
It's a common thing for us Bolivians.
When we get in the way, we clean up.
I think it can hurt children a lot.
Let's be considerate of children.
Let's do our best, adults.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
See you next week.
Everyone, "Detective Night Scoop" Grand Academy Award has been revived for the first time in six years!
Grand Academy Award, which selects masterpieces from past VTRs!
We will introduce 2,400 people for its recording!
The award ceremony will be held at Grand Cube Osaka on August 30th.
For more details, please visit the show's homepage!
The biggest festival in show business history!
Everyone, let's celebrate together!