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It's time for "Detective's Night Scoop"!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, director of "Detective's Night Scoop"
where we put sharp images into modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
And today's chief guest is Yu Takahashi!
Thank you!
Good morning! I'm Yu Takahashi, chief guest!
According to requests from viewers of "Detective's Night Scoop",
we will immediately send out excellent detectives and pursue the truth!
And today's question is 40-year-old Ms. Madoka Hiroshi!
Thank you!
Let's start with the first request!
The first request is from Ms. Tsuchimoto Mai, who lives in Hiroshima Prefecture and is 37 years old.
I would like to ask you about your three-year-old eldest son, Futa!
Futa has been working on car washing machines for nearly two years now!
Oh, washing machines!
He loves looking at washing machines from inside the car,
so he goes to wash cars many times a week,
asks for a machine from a gas station,
and lets me take a tour of the machines that aren't working,
and in the end, he asks me to make a washing machine for him,
and in my house, there is a second washing machine that I made out of cardboard.
For the first washing machine, Futa played with it a lot and it broke.
I would like to make him experience washing machines in person more directly,
but I can't think of a good solution for how I can make my son feel the heat of washing machines!
Detective, will you be able to let me experience washing machines in person?
I look forward to working with you!
Oh, I see!
In the beginning of the show, a few washing machine manufacturers were hit.
It is very dangerous for humans to enter washing machines.
It is very dangerous, and neither gas station nor manufacturer can allow it.
I would like to make that dream come true somehow,
so that Futa can experience washing machines in person.
I've been thinking about it a little bit.
Please take a look at how it turned out!
We are in Hiroshima Prefecture.
Today, Futa is told that a washing machine man is coming.
I don't know what "a washing machine man" means,
but for now, I would like to go as a washing machine man.
- Hello, I'm Wright Scoogle. - Hello!
- Futa-kun! - Hello!
- A washing machine man is here! - Really?
- Did you know about washing machines? - Yes.
- Did you know? - Yes.
- You love washing machines, don't you? - Yes.
- So, a washing machine man is here! - Yes.
- Futa-kun, can a washing machine man come in? - Yes.
- Can you come in? Is it okay? - Yes.
If a washing machine man comes in, it will break,
so only Futa can come in.
Futa-kun, I will check if your washing machine is working properly.
- Okay? - Yes.
- Can I come in? - Yes.
- Which one? - This one.
Wow, this is great!
Futa-kun, isn't it working perfectly?
Isn't it working perfectly inside and outside?
If you move it, a lot of dust will come out.
- This one turns, right? - Yes.
This one also turns.
- Right? Both of them turn and move. - Yes.
- Turn on the fan. - Yes.
If you turn it here, it will go "bam"!
- You turn it on the fan. - Yes.
If you take a brush, you will see how it turns.
There is a touch screen!
Isn't it a touch panel?
Hit me.
I just hit you.
I hit you. Let's hit you one more time.
Let's hit you 400 yen for shampoo two more times.
Take them off now.
Let's take them off now.
Throw it up, throw it up, it won't go through.
Shunk, shunk, shunk, shunk, shunk.
It's gone.
Thank you for using it.
It's really clean now.
Hey, official uncle.
Later, put water in and flush it with a straw.
Can I flush it with water?
Let's do it.
Oh, you can flush it with water.
Futa, have you ever seen a washing machine stand?
No.
Did you think it was cool?
Why is there a brush under a normal washing machine?
Is there a brush under a normal washing machine?
Yes.
There is also a brush under the washing machine to wash tires.
Your mother said she wanted you to experience it.
I'm happy.
Is it not a place you always do in your car?
I've been doing it all my life.
Do you want to wash this machine as it is?
Do you want to put this little machine in a washing machine?
It's a little impossible.
For example, if you make a machine that is similar to the real thing, not a second machine, but a third machine, you can put this machine in.
Let's make a third machine.
A bigger one.
A more powerful machine.
What do you think, mother?
I'll do my best.
Which factory do you work for?
Do you mean my uncle?
My uncle is...
Do you know?
Well, it's the next day, but I have a chance to wash the bus in Hankyu Bus in the morning.
I'm going to take a tour of it, so I'll take you there and take a tour of it on this bus.
Oh, is that okay?
Yes, and I'll go shopping in the meantime.
I see.
And when we're done, we'll meet up here again.
Have fun, Futa!
Yes!
Bye!
Please cut it out.
Saka and everyone will go together.
Saka and everyone will go together?
I'll leave it alone.
Will I go shopping alone?
No, I'll leave it alone.
Saka?
Don't you have a camera?
I don't have a camera.
Don't I have a camera for shopping?
Just a little incident
Hurt love
It flew away!
Wow!
This fell down.
Thank you.
Open it up.
Now, ma'am.
Yes.
You've done shopping.
Once you assemble this, you should be able to use Unit 3.
Yes.
I'll show you the design diagram.
Yes.
Here it is.
Yes.
With Unit 2, you can do various things.
Basically, you can move everything manually.
If you use a motor, it may not stop suddenly and it may be dangerous.
Ma'am, me and the staff will manually move the brush.
When you enter a school, you can see brushes everywhere.
This time, we'll use water, too.
Let's do it.
Hit this stick in the center and push it from above.
Push it all the way to the end, right?
Push it and push it.
OK, OK, it's open.
It fits, it fits, it fits.
But it's still there.
Who came up with this?
Using this sprinkler.
I came up with this.
That's amazing.
Isn't it?
Actually, it wasn't me.
Actually, it was the staff who came up with it.
But in conclusion, it's me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure it is you, but is it OK?
I'm sorry.
I understand.
But in conclusion, it's probably me who came up with it.
This is no good.
Look at this.
Right?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
If you're going to do it, you have to do it properly.
If you're going to do something half-assed, you should do it from the beginning.
This kind of thing.
Can I?
It's a little dirty.
Whatever.
Okay, it's open.
It's open for now.
It's good. It looks like this.
It's perfect.
It's like this.
And here...
You tighten it with a screwdriver, right?
And you use this other one...
And you put it in like this.
You put it in like this, right?
And when you do it...
You do it like this.
Rather than doing it like this...
You just have to hold it like this and turn it.
It's better than this, right?
It's better, right?
Did you come up with this, Takeyama-san?
I came up with this idea.
That's amazing.
If you just use a stick, it'll be hard for you.
It'll get wet.
It's hard to turn it.
Anyone can do it now.
That's amazing.
Put your stuff away.
It's true.
The staff came up with the point.
But I'm making it now.
I'm making it.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to put this joint in now.
I'll say I thought about it, so say it's amazing.
It's okay if you say it's amazing.
It's not a game or anything like that, it's acting.
Kameda-san, say it's amazing.
She says it's amazing, so pull it out of there.
What's this?
I thought about it, ma'am.
It's amazing, Takuma-san.
This will come in handy soon, ma'am.
It's okay now.
You can't say it outside.
We rented a health hot spring, Tatebaten.
We rented it for a while.
We're going to wash it in the bath.
We came up with a new code of conduct, so let's wash it in code of conduct.
Look at this, Futa.
It's a triangle.
With this bubble, Futa...
I'm going to have you go inside like this.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
Futa, shall we wash it?
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wow, you look like a real swimmer!
Shall we go?
Yes.
Okay, please go slowly!
Please wash it!
It's finished !
Let's go !
It's the last bite.
This is the last.
This is the last bite.
Learn it, learn it.
Alright, we finished eating it.
We finished eating it.
How was it ?
It was fun.
It was fun!
It's hot.
You should go in when the driver is dancing.
Should I go in when the driver is dancing?
Here I go!
Oh, it's cool!
Are you watching me?
Oh, it's cool!
My neck!
Did you see the tank of the tank man?
How was it?
It was like a real one.
It was like a real one!
Don't break it!
Can I keep it?
Can I take it home?
She will wash it and be satisfied with it.
- If you take it home, it will get in the way. - That's right.
I said I would give it to Futa's house.
Futa was happy and said he wanted to take it home and move it in the living room of the house.
I said I would move it!
However, as a mother, it's no good, right?
But if you don't give it to someone, it will get in the way of us, right?
We are really fighting right now.
What should we do?
I gave him my car first.
Let's move on to the next request.
Next is a request from Shinichi Miyagishima, 47 years old, who lives in Shizuoka Prefecture.
Thank you very much.
- Director Nishida and everyone involved, hello! - Hello!
I'm 47 years old, but when I was a social person for my first year, I stopped by a store called Kanesa Katsuo Bushiten in Nishiizu on my business trip.
I bought a famous katsuo shiokara.
I told the storekeeper I could eat it right away, but...
I was told it was delicious even if it was left out, and there was a similar technique in the gourmet manga I was reading at the time, so I decided to mature it by enduring what I want to eat with my mouth open.
Since then, I have always carried it with me when I transfer or move, and when I realized it, 25 years have passed! Can't I eat this anymore? I want to solve my thoughts for 25 years!
What do you do with it?
Well... I sleep too much, you know.
This katsuo shiokara is not meat, but organs and stomachs.
The stomachs are marinated with salt, and if you say "kouchi", it's "shuto".
It says "steal sake", and it's called "shuto" because of the sake.
Here it is! The 25-year-old katsuo shiokara! Can you eat it?
Here it is! The 25-year-old katsuo shiokara!
I put it here so that you can easily see it without your wife throwing it away.
- This is it. - Whoa!
- The color has changed a little. - Whoa, it's huge!
Here it is.
Huh?
Is there a lump?
No.
It's very rough.
Yes.
So I was wondering if I could pick it up with chopsticks.
Huh? Wait a minute.
Where did you always put this?
Spaghetti and other ingredients.
In the refrigerator?
I was wondering if I could keep it at room temperature for the time being.
Is it possible to keep it at room temperature for 20 degrees below by lowering the sun?
Oh, yes, it's okay. I don't put it in the sun.
No, because it's summer, but it's about 35 degrees.
Yes.
It's not "yes", it's 20 degrees below.
I don't keep it.
But I haven't opened it even once.
I've been raising it with salt since I was a social person in the first year of my career.
I have that feeling.
You've been dating longer than your wife, haven't you?
It's been a long time.
She's seen things that she shouldn't see.
All the time.
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes.
When I first bought it, I was told that it was delicious even if I ate it right away, but it would be delicious if I left it for a while.
But when I thought I'd try it, I remembered the manga.
Manga?
Here it is.
The king of gourmet manga, Oishinbo.
It's a meeting to decide who eats what.
That's right.
I bought it 15 years ago in Nishizu.
15 years ago!
Yes.
Please enjoy what kind of taste will come and mature deliciously after 15 years.
Wow!
Oh, this person is eating without hesitation.
Wow! This is good!
I'm saying "bagu bagu"!
How about saying that this taste has a bulge?
The protein is completely disassembled and all the umami components are released.
It's been completely disassembled.
I'm saying "bagu bagu" because it's been 15 years!
That's right, this time.
First of all, I'd like to check if I can eat it or not.
Of course, I'll do it even if you don't tell me.
Now, we've come to Nishizu.
Oh, is this it?
What's in here?
It's supposed to be an exquisite salt and pepper, so I thought I'd eat it with an exquisite meal.
Actually, I've been cautious about it.
What? You've been cautious about it?
That's right.
Is it a new quarter?
Yes.
For this?
Of course, for this.
Well, I don't know if I can eat it or not.
Even though it's just white rice.
It's an old-fashioned building.
This?
Yes.
It has a great atmosphere.
That's right.
I think it's a workshop, but there is a shop that sells it on the way.
It's been 15 years since its opening.
Yes.
Awesome.
Hello.
Excuse me for a moment.
This is a program called "Made in Japan".
Yes.
Do you sell bonito salt and pepper?
Yes, we make it at home and sell it, too.
You do?
Yes.
Do you often tell customers who buy it that they should be careful?
Our salt and pepper are very salty.
Yes.
We only use salt.
It's a salt and pepper with a lot of holes and salt.
I see.
When the salt melts and mixes with it, it becomes milder and easier to eat.
I see.
Yes, for about a year or two.
A year or two is the best.
It doesn't burn and mixes well and becomes delicious.
It doesn't burn.
I just thought of it.
Yes.
Is this better?
It looks really good.
It says the expiration date.
It does.
The expiration date.
We cut it in a year.
If you shake it and mix it, it will hold quite a bit.
Let me compare it.
It's very...
It's a different color.
It's almost white.
And it's very...
It's very slippery.
Slippery.
It's liquid.
Liquid.
Can you see it?
It's amazing.
This is an old bottle.
The bottle is different.
But the label is...
The label is the same.
It's amazing.
You bought it 25 years ago.
Is it 25 years ago?
It's 25 years old.
It's amazing.
You asked me if you could lay it down, so I did.
That's right.
I see.
Do you want to try this one?
Can I?
It's my first time eating rice on an island.
Is it?
I see.
It's a bonito stomach.
I made it with only salt.
Thank you for it.
It's good.
It's crispy.
It's fun.
It's delicious.
It's salty and spicy.
As they say, if you leave it for about a year and it becomes mild, it will go well with rice.
In the manga I read, it was said that the fried rice used in this was excellent.
Will it appear again?
Yes, it will appear again.
The salty and spicy bonito smells strong when fried in oil.
This fermented fish scent is an irresistible scent for us Asians.
If a 25-year-old product is an excellent product, of course it will be delicious.
To verify it scientifically, we invited a professor.
Thank you.
Professor Uchido of Tokyo Agricultural University.
Thank you.
Was it far?
It was a little far.
I brought a device that measures salt content.
Salt has been used for preservation for a long time.
One of the factors is whether the salt content is high or low.
I'm thinking of investigating it first.
If the salt content is high, does it work?
It's okay.
Is there a possibility?
There is a high possibility.
For example, in terms of numbers, is there a percentage or more?
If possible, it would be nice if it exceeds 25%.
Can you eat it even after 25 years?
If it exceeds 20%, it will be difficult to use a lot of waste.
I think 20% is the standard.
Is the measurement 20%?
Yes.
Can't you measure the concentration of salt by not opening it?
I've been walking with my social life.
I'll open it with my 25-year-old feelings.
Before you open it, let me take a picture of you.
You're a man of salt.
For the first time in 25 years.
It's hard.
Did you open it now?
There is a lot of salt on it.
Did you open it now?
Something is stuck on the lid, too.
What kind of smell is it?
I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's bad.
The smell of gas was accumulating, and when I opened it, it smelled good.
Did you smell it?
The smell is decreasing, isn't it?
As soon as I opened it, it smelled like poop.
Let's increase the concentration of starch.
20 times more.
Then, open!
What?
16 times!
No way!
Is it really bad?
From the situation of the smell, it doesn't look like the waste is moving.
Before using it, boil it once.
If there is gold, I think it's okay to kill gold.
Even after 10 days, I don't think it's good.
Let's stop it.
There is still hope left, so leave the rest to yourself.
First of all, put plenty of oil in a Chinese pot and add chopped green onions.
Put plenty of bonito salt and pepper.
Put plenty of 25-year-old bonito salt and pepper.
You put in a lot!
When you stir-fry bonito salt and pepper in oil, you get a strong scent.
Wow! But it smells delicious! Can I add more?
Add rice and stir-fry quickly!
Now, I put in the chives I bought for this!
It smells so good!
To make the taste lighter and rounder, add eggs.
Then stir-fry it again and it's done!
The strong-flavored fried rice is ready!
It looks so good!
It smells so good!
I can't get enough of it!
Fried rice with 25-year-old bonito salt and pepper!
It's so soft!
It's so good!
I'm glad you like it!
As it is written in the manga, it doesn't have a strong taste.
It's delicious.
It's like there are a lot of seasonings in it.
It's surprising, isn't it?
It's delicious.
I'm going to let it rest for a while.
For 25 years.
Thank you very much, everyone.
Thank you very much.
It's delicious.
I wanted to eat it with hot rice.
That fried rice was excellent.
I want to eat it.
It doesn't have any salt or pepper.
It's been 25 years, so it's a little crumbly.
The salt has crystallized and it has decreased.
I don't think it has gold.
I want to find out for sure.
I'm looking for gold in the store.
If you don't like it, you should have said it right away.
All right, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Hikaru Matsumura, 29 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Director Nishida, detectives, good evening.
Good evening.
It's embarrassing, but there's something I really want you to solve, and that's why I'm sending you a letter for the first time.
Oh, what is it?
It's how to properly attach your bra.
I've never been able to do that cool way of fastening a hook like the model is doing.
Ever since I made my debut as a bra, I used to do it as usual, putting the hook in front of me, fastening it with my stomach, turning it around and hitting my chest.
But one day, when I was changing in the dressing room, everyone was passing their hands to the bra and fastening the hook with their back hands.
When I found out about it, I was shocked, and I was fascinated by its beauty.
Since then, every morning, I've been trying to fasten the hook behind me.
Even so, I just can't do it!
I'm turning 30 this year.
I want to be an adult woman who can wear a bra on top of this!
Yes, well, we men don't know much about it.
I don't know what's right, but I want to do something like this, like a commercial or a movie, and I want to do it in a cool way.
It's just that your body is soft, so...
Oh, this might come up a little, too.
Oh, really?
Director, are you ready for the handkerchief?
Huh? Are you going to cry?
Here you go!
Huh?
Hello, I'm MAEDA.
I'm burning with a strong sense of mission.
Here you go!
Hi, Mr. Denigent!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Thank you for coming!
I'm Denigent!
Are you shy to call yourself "Denigent"?
Yes, I am!
But you still came here!
Yes, I am!
But I'm a little shy and nervous when I'm with you.
Of course you are!
On TV!
I'm turning 30 this year.
To step up as a woman,
I think it's important to dress up as a man.
I see!
You look cool!
Yes, I do!
Maybe that's why I can't have a boyfriend.
I don't think so.
What do you mean?
Bring it forward like this.
Hold it like this.
Turn it around like this.
Like this, right?
Yes, like this.
I can take it off.
You can take it off?
Yes!
So you're not stiff!
I think my body is pretty soft.
Can you put your hand behind you?
What?
How round is your hand?
Oh!
You can do this?
I thought you were stiff!
Yes, I can do this, too.
Your body is pretty soft,
so you must be sensitive.
It's coming off.
Yes, from here.
Like this.
You can't see,
so you don't know what's going on.
Oh!
(Laughter)
Oh!
(Laughter)
It's like a torture in the Edo period.
(Laughter)
Oh!
It hurts!
Oh, it's tough!
Oh, please!
Now, prepare a camera and monitor,
While checking your own back,
Well, it's okay, it's okay, I'm sorry.
(Laughter)
Yes, from here.
(Laughter)
You look terrible!
(Laughter)
I don't know if it's up or down!
It's up and down!
Look!
Oh!
What?
A little more!
Oh, I'm sorry!
A little more!
I'm sorry!
I don't know!
Oh, it's true!
I don't know if it's up or down!
Hmm...
By competing with each other,
I might be able to concentrate better.
Oh!
Which one goes first?
That might be true!
Yes!
Start!
Push it back!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Didn't it go down?
Huh? It went down!
Did it go down?
(Laughter)
Ah! It's off!
No way!
What about me?
Ah! It went up!
It went up!
(Laughter)
Wow!
Let's do it again!
Let's do it again and remember it!
Start!
Didn't I tell you already?
Hurry up and tell me.
I'll tell you.
What were you thinking about?
Huh?
Do I get a lot of questions?
Ah, that's it!
It's not about knowing the structure.
It's like this.
Like this.
It seems like you've been worried about things your boyfriend can't do.
What do you think he couldn't do?
Huh?
I just thought that we didn't have the right timing.
That's what you think too, right?
You think about the timing.
There's a different logic and mechanism.
It's the same with people's hearts.
You want specific and clear information, right?
That's right.
But I only have feelings.
I'm a man and I have limits.
I want to ask all the women in the world.
Let's go together.
I want to go with you.
Let's go now.
I have work.
See?
I'm sorry!
Are you going to ask all the women in the city how you wear your bra?
Hello.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Can you do your bra by yourself?
Yes, I can.
The back too?
Yes.
Can you do it for me?
Is it okay?
Yes, of course.
Is it okay?
Thank you.
She talked to me smoothly.
Thank you.
Is it okay?
Can you show me your back?
Oh! Smooth!
You are good!
You are like someone who has been doing this interior design for a long time.
Interior design?
Precision and speed.
Is it okay?
Thank you very much!
You can use both sides well and stop it.
You are also a brother genius.
Thank you!
Brother!
Can you stop it with your waist?
Oh, really!
And?
And like this.
One over!
From below!
Yes!
And like this.
Up next!
Like this.
I see!
And like this!
Gently!
First, over the bottom.
That's right!
And then...
Right?
Make it stable.
Yes!
Like closing at the end.
Yes!
You are very cooperative!
Can you show me how you stop it at the back?
How I stop it at the back?
Yes!
With your hip...
Oh!
I did it!
That's fast!
Why can you do it at the same time?
I haven't thought about it like that.
Like "hurry up!"
Speed!
A little...
That's a little...
I'll give you a daughter!
A terrible mother!
Can I move my hands?
Yes!
Here we go!
Yes!
Oh!
From above!
And below!
What do you think?
Like this?
Yes!
And?
My thumb like this...
Like this...
You put your thumb and index finger together!
Yes!
By putting your thumb and index finger together...
It's easier to understand.
By putting your thumb and index finger together...
Let's do it.
Yes.
Please stand behind me for a moment.
I was given a small task.
This thumb is the point.
What?
Put this thumb on this hook.
At the top.
No, do it from the top.
But I still don't know how to do it.
How do you think you can do it?
Well, I guess it depends on how good you are.
Let's do it.
Excuse me.
Oops!
This is...
Suddenly sexy...
Beautiful!
Teacher!
My name is Love Mama-chan. Nice to meet you.
Love Mama-chan came here.
I can only hold it in front of me.
Oh, you can't?
You can't?
You're not sexy at all!
I knew it!
Hold it like this...
Put it on your chest first, right?
And then...
I'll hold it here first.
I'll hold it at the thinnest part of your waist.
It's easier to hold it down, right?
It's easier, right?
It's easier to hold it down.
But it's up and down...
You can't?
You can't do it together?
Do you put it on one by one?
From the top?
Yes.
From the bottom?
Yes, you can put it on either side.
I'll take a break again.
Isn't it better from below?
That's right. With your thumbs,
the glazier...
That's right!
That's right! It's better from below.
First one.
And then...
Another one.
Go!
Feel it with your thumbs!
I'll do my best!
Go!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can!
Do you like me?
Yes, I do! Life is hot!
Why are you crying?
I'll get used to it. I'll definitely get used to it.
So many people around me are facing me together.
I'm about to cry, too.
But my tears are silicon.
Congratulations!
I see.
It's amazing.
It must have been difficult for her.
Yes, it was.
Also, people outside of the shopping mall were very cooperative.
As expected, Osaka is amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
The client is perfect now.
It's all solved.
We aim for an adult woman.
Well, we've heard a lot of your stories today.
I know how you felt as a child.
The train.
Yes, the train.
When I was a child, I used to go out on a rainy day and look out the window and see the rain.
It's a little like that feeling, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I've been in a train once while I was in a car.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
My heart is pounding.
I like it because I've been an adult for a long time.
That's right.
So, this program is made possible by your requests.
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook and the official program booklet.
Also, for those of you who have come to the studio to play, we will give you this program-specific clear file.
Yes, with that said, we will see you again next week.
Thank you very much.
Please send in as many questions you have on a daily basis to this detective office.
The address is 53-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
Summer, summer, summer, summer, this is summer!