AISubs v3.4
BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...and you dance in a secret room only for the weekends...
...And you dance with the earth...
...kidzuketeru omae o tsukamaete ...I'm singing for you, I'm grasping for you...
...yoshuu ni nareru no wa kono toki dake to kiss you ...I'm getting addicted to kissing you only at this moment...
Good evening, everyone!
Tonight's related music video is "Tohchuu henrun" (Midnight Transformer)
We'll present you a series of masterpieces of the past!
Well, tonight's theme is "Unbelievable Four-in-one Shot"!
A surprise request and an unexpected ending are welcomed by our VTR!
This time, we have a shocking video.
What kind of masterpiece will come out?
First of all, I asked you first because I thought you would never be able to do it.
Please watch the miraculous moment.
This is a request from Hiroki Fujiwara, who lives in Kyogo Prefecture and is a 40-year-old company employee.
I would like you to cooperate in a difficult challenge.
This is when I met an old man who I met at work and talked about my hobby of shogi.
That old man once said that he had piled up the smallest pair of shogi pieces upside down among the shogi pieces in the past,
and then piled up all 39 remaining pieces while balancing them out.
That's a lie!
I thought I would like to do it if I could.
So I asked you to send a serious detective and ask for your cooperation.
What do you mean?
I brought a picture of a shogi piece like this and asked you to take a picture of it.
Is there such a thing?
What is this?
Wow!
That's amazing!
I can't believe it!
What's going on here?
You haven't seen it succeed, have you?
No, I haven't seen it succeed.
But I wonder if it's true.
It's not a good thing to say, "Put glue on it," is it?
Did you know how to do it?
I asked you, but you put two large pieces on top of the glue.
That's right.
It's thick and big, so it's balanced out, isn't it?
And then you have to feel it or something like that.
It's like you're asking me.
Don't you try it yourself?
I play shogi, but I don't have a piece.
You should try it at least once and then put it out.
That's right.
Didn't you say that when your husband asked you?
I wasn't interested.
What?
Did you see this picture?
I saw it, but...
What did you think of it?
It's a lie, isn't it?
First of all, let me see it.
By the way, is it pretty clever?
Both are clever.
This is...
It's troublesome.
No way!
I can't do it!
Can I try it?
Maybe.
I can do it.
I want to go home!
There it is.
Is it parallel to the ground?
If it's parallel, it might be possible.
It looks like it's parallel.
Really?
The next two.
It's bigger than this.
Is it around here?
I'll try it.
I told you!
I wanted to fail because it was close!
If I had noticed it, no one would have caught it!
Let's try it at the same time.
It's my first time.
It's getting harder.
Wow!
I put three of them side by side.
You are a genius.
I hit it.
I remember now.
The lowest wind is important.
There is a wind that is easy to put up and a wind that is difficult to put up.
Even if the lowest wind is a little off, I feel like I'm standing up.
If you find an ace wind...
I'd like to give you a chance...
Can I call you an assistant?
Would you like to talk to a professional shogi player who is good at handling pieces?
What is this?
The bottom is wind.
On top of the wind is this whole piece.
That's right.
As a professional shogi player, you aim for it.
When you enter the first shogi tournament, only those who stand like this and line up properly will survive.
What?
No, it's a lie.
Is it a lie?
What kind of lie is that?
To be honest, I've never seen it.
No, you haven't.
Leave it to me.
I'm already a professional.
Of course you are.
Isn't it obvious?
That's right.
Do you want me to make you a professional?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Should I do it properly?
It's like I'm getting used to it.
Well...
You can't do it, can you?
I can't do it at all.
It's a delicate work, so I think a person with skillful hands is better.
That's why he won first place in Japan in a juggling tournament.
We would like to invite Mr. Wesborn Ueda.
Please come in!
It's about to start!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Side spin! Wow! Side spin! Wow!
I see! One hand! But it looks more stable!
I'm nervous!
My hands are shaking!
Let's find out more and more ways to increase the probability!
The backhand is heavy at this stage.
How about the backhand at the bottom?
That might be better.
So we're going to find a way to stabilize the foundation.
Oh no, this might not be an ace move.
Ace move?
Even if you're about to fall down, there's a way to hold on and do your best!
You're looking for a way to survive!
If you do it with a gun, you'll get shot in the eye!
Isn't it just a breeze?
You should have done it before that.
It's not a breeze!
It's coming.
It's a big move.
A strategy to stabilize the foundation.
This is a possibility!
It's stable.
Can you do it?
Oh, you're holding it up.
It's more than half.
Yes, I'm getting the hang of it.
Wow, you're fast.
Twenty-two.
Wow!
Awesome!
What do you think, ma'am?
I've changed my mind a little.
You're saying you've succeeded, but you haven't done it yet.
There are people who don't die at this moment.
Who are you looking for?
Are you looking for a magazine?
I'm looking for a friend.
Oh, you're looking for a friend.
Wow!
Miracle!
It would be great if you succeeded.
Now, finally, the last one.
Wow!
Are you kidding me?
If you do it without thinking, the balance will go over there.
It was over there.
It went in the opposite direction.
You wanted to be happy, didn't you?
You wanted to be happy with a good feeling, but you couldn't do it because you were low in level as a whole.
Self-best.
Self-best came out.
It was short.
It's been a while.
Whoa!
Miracle!
Whoa!
Second reach!
Okay, last one!
Here I go.
Wow!
I'm sleepy!
That's about it.
No, this is really amazing!
Tonight's internal battle record is "unbelievable four times in a row". Next is...
Yes! When I heard of this request, I definitely thought it was a lie!
But I had an unbelievable opportunity...
VTR! Here you go!
This is a request from a self-employed 39-year-old Kondo Yuichi who lives in Tokushima Prefecture.
Please let my friend eat a lot of food.
His friend eats a lot and doesn't know his own limits.
Every dinner, he eats one cup of rice and three liters of cola.
But he still can't get enough of it.
His family stops him from eating, so he's saving up to cry.
He doesn't eat fast, so even if he goes biking, he can't get enough of it in time.
He has complaints about not having enough time.
Is there a limit to his stomach?
Or is it a black hole?
With the help of this show, we'd like to see how much he can eat.
Thank you for having me.
Kondo-san...
Yes?
Does your friend eat like that?
Yes, he does.
Is he a food fighter or something like that?
No, he's just an ordinary person from the countryside.
Shall we call him in?
Yes.
Come in!
Excuse me.
Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Matsuda.
How much do you weigh?
Let's see... 49 kilograms.
When I heard that other people's stomachs were full and they felt sick,
I realized that I didn't know about it until high school.
You didn't know about the feeling of being full?
I didn't know about it.
Isn't there a time limit in life?
In order to limit my time...
Is it over?
There's no time limit.
There's no time limit for you to eat?
Yes, it's over.
My friends tell me to eat a lot.
But eating a lot is eating fast, right?
But it's not eating fast.
It takes a lot of time.
When you eat, you say you're full with a loud voice.
You'll lose weight if you don't eat.
What if you keep losing weight now?
While you're doing this...
Let's weigh you before you eat.
47 kilograms!
You're losing weight now!
You're wearing clothes and you're 47 kilograms.
You're losing weight while you're talking.
I'd like you to challenge how much you can eat.
By the way, is there anything you want to eat?
I always eat a lot of food that I don't like.
So I'd like to eat seafood.
Can you give me some seafood?
Yes, leave it to me.
For Mr. Matsuda, I've prepared something like this!
Here it is!
Wow!
Here it is!
Wakayama has received a whole tuna from Mr. Maguro Beiji!
I really want to eat this!
You look happy!
How much does it weigh?
It weighs 53 kilograms!
What?!
It's heavier than you!
How much can you make with this for sushi?
About 1,000 tons!
1,000 tons?!
But it weighs 49 kilograms, doesn't it?
It weighs 53 kilograms!
It looks like a car bigger than a tunnel is passing by!
Please disassemble it!
Here it is!
Wow!
Here it is!
This tuna has been watered by Kishu Kasurago!
It's called "eye patch tuna"!
It weighs 53 kilograms!
Wow!
Thank you!
Here it is!
Wow!
Here it is!
Wow!
Thank you!
Here it is!
Thank you!
The first part to be disassembled is the back part!
Here it is!
Thank you!
Wow!
Here it is!
Let's disassemble it!
Here it is!
Thank you!
First of all, please make sushi rice!
Yes!
Let's eat sushi!
Please eat a lot!
Thank you!
Ouch!
If you are a woman, you can eat about 10 pieces of this.
That's right.
A woman can eat about one or two pieces of this.
This morning!
That's amazing!
I was caught today and I was eaten by a human smaller than me.
This is the last piece of the 10th plate.
This is 10 pieces of this!
Thank you for waiting!
It's flying away!
Mr. Hosoya, this is the 30th plate.
The 30th plate.
You ate 40 pieces of this and now you are eating 50 pieces of this.
Amazing! He ate 50 pieces of this!
Everyone, this is real.
I'm looking at you.
If you were to say your stomach was 100% full, how much would you say it is now?
I've never felt like it was 100%.
No, no.
I'm guessing...
How much percent?
About 6%.
You're kidding me!
This is the 100th piece we should commemorate.
Not yet.
Not yet?
You ate 100 pieces of this!
Amazing!
Do you want to try it as sashimi?
As a change of flavor.
Yes.
Sashimi in a beautiful color again!
You ate 5 pieces of this and now you are eating 50 pieces of this.
You ate 100 pieces of sushi and now you are eating 30 pieces of sushi.
You ate 5 pieces of sushi and now you are eating 150 pieces of sushi.
You ate 150 pieces of sushi and now you are eating 150 pieces of sushi.
You ate all of this!
1/4 of it!
You eat all of this every day?
Yes, I do.
Matsuda-san, can you eat all of this?
Not at all.
Next, we will handle the part with oil on it.
It's the belly meat.
Look at the belly fat.
It's this part!
This is where it's delicious!
It's like this.
Can you make a rice ball out of it?
It's the belly part of the sushi.
Which one should we eat first?
Are you talking about the person who just came into the restaurant?
How is it?
It's different.
Is it good?
Which one should we eat first?
Please go ahead.
I'm back.
You became a professional and your pace increased at once.
Is it delicious?
Yes, it is.
Banko professional.
Sushi and salad.
You made 35 servings.
I'm worried about your chin. What's wrong with you?
My chin is dull and I'm getting tired.
It's the first time for me to have this feeling.
Are you a young man?
Thank you for waiting.
You went back to make sushi again, didn't you?
You made 50 servings.
This is 50 servings of sushi and salad.
It hurts.
Would you like to go back to make sushi again?
Yes, I would like to.
What is the maximum amount of food you have eaten in your life?
Oh, you're right.
Are you full?
Not at all.
Do you have time?
I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
I have a meeting at work tomorrow.
I have to make food after I go home today.
At what time?
I want to go home today.
From now on?
I think I'll have to keep an eye on it for about three hours.
Until you come back?
Until you come back.
Please get in.
Yes.
You just ate 47.5 kilograms of tuna.
Yes.
Please get in.
Thank you.
You have gained two kilograms.
Two kilograms?
What?
It's definitely not two kilograms.
It's coming out.
Do you remember I went to the bathroom earlier?
It came out.
Yes, it is.
I've never seen it before.
It just came out.
You've been eating all the time.
You still have time.
But you're still hungry.
No, I'm fine.
We don't have time.
Would you like to go?
I have work to do.
It's a good place in the fog.
This is 300 pieces of sushi, so let's end it here.
You just ate 300 pieces of sushi.
You ate 50 servings of otsukuri.
You ate 250 kilograms of otsukuri.
You ate 300 pieces of sushi.
Please get in.
You ate half of it and a little of it.
I see.
If you had more time, you could have eaten it all.
If you eat it without going to bed, you'll be fine, won't you?
We got the answer we wanted.
Yes.
This person's appetite is infinite.
It was a black hole.
It's a black hole.
Yes.
Tonight's night scoop delivers past masterpieces on "unbelievable" themes.
Next up is me. This is a shocking video that will remain in history.
Here is the vtr.
I have a request from Chisato Tanaka, 26 years old, who lives in Okayama Prefecture.
When my friend was a elementary school student, she caught a bullfrog and tickled it with a cat scratcher.
She cried like a cat.
Every time I meet her, I get that story and say I definitely cried.
Even her father, mother and sister said they cried with a cat.
I've never heard of it.
It may be a waste of time and money, but can you prove that a bullfrog doesn't cry with a cat?
Is there a bullfrog?
No.
Does a cat cry?
It definitely doesn't cry.
It doesn't cry, does it?
It definitely doesn't cry.
The bullfrog said "meow" and "cry" loudly.
This is Kiko's family.
Hello.
Did you hear it?
Yes, I heard it.
Did your family hear it, too?
Yes, we did.
Did your father hear it, too?
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but your father looks suspicious.
I recorded a standard bullfrog's voice.
Let's watch it.
Meow
It's not "meow" but "meow"
That's bullfrog's voice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If you say "meow" loudly with a cat's roar,
Bullfrog will say "meow"
Don't cry.
You're lying, aren't you?
You're absolutely lying, aren't you?
You're lying.
Can you lower your head a little?
Meow
No, no.
Really?
Bullfrog said "meow" only once 15 years ago.
That's right.
For now, let's go catch a bullfrog and catch it with a cat's roar.
If you can't catch it, you can say it's a lie, right?
Shall we go?
Yes.
Let's go, everyone.
Oh, no.
We are...
Wow, you catch it so fast.
There's only one reason to take a day off.
My stomach hurts.
Catch it.
Well, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
You're doubting me.
I'm sure of it.
No, you're doubting me.
Please.
If you don't change your mind, you'll say "lie" only once.
No, no.
Please.
It's almost like that now.
You're wrong.
There's a man named Ouchi here.
He says he'll catch it and send it to a university.
This is a research bullfrog.
Excuse me.
Please give me one bullfrog.
I'd like to borrow it for a while.
Are you going to eat it?
No, I won't.
Hey, it's running away.
Wow! Wow! Nostalgic! There were a lot of them!
Don't run away! Don't run away!
What are you going to do?
Oh, this?
Can I do it?
Do you want to try it?
Let's verify it.
What?
I wonder if it feels good to do something like this.
You're not crying, are you?
Not at all!
How was it?
I'm not crying.
Right?
Yes.
I heard that there was a bit of a secret weapon in the Ushigairu family.
So...
You know...
Yes.
A long time ago, I found a Ushigairu.
And we were like a family, like a cat and a mouse.
And when I did this to the Ushigairu...
It cried out, "Meow!"
And my friends and I always knew about it.
You've never heard of it, have you?
Meow!
I'll hit you about 200 times.
What?
Meow!
There's about one in 200.
What?
There are?
Yes.
Meow!
Like this.
What?
Like a cat?
Yes, yes.
A frog?
Yes.
Ado, ask the frog.
Ask the Ushigairu.
Is this also a frog?
Yes, it's a frog.
Is it all Ushigairu?
Yes, yes.
I don't know if there are any Ushigairus or not...
Ado, take your time and look it up.
If you give it to me, it'll cry out.
Take a lecture.
Put it down like this, and if you grab it again, it might cry out.
If you put it down and grab it again, it might cry out.
It might cry out, so try it.
You want me to do it first?
Yes, you can do it first.
I'll do it in the middle too.
You've never held it before?
No, it's my first time.
I don't have that many 2000 yen coins, so grab it more and more.
Is one coin 2000 yen?
This is 2000 yen coin.
Will it cry?
Put it down and grab it.
Grab it tight.
It won't cry.
Do you want me to put it down?
Grab it.
Grab it tight.
It won't cry.
It's full of energy.
It won't cry.
There's a lot of tension.
It woke up.
Is it normal?
It's not like this, Meiji. It's normal.
Okay!
This one is a little loud, isn't it?
It changes.
Depending on the individual.
Wow, this is amazing.
If you open your mouth a little and say "nyan" with this face, it's cute, isn't it?
I think it's cute.
45!
Wow, it's thick!
Wow, it feels different!
Wow, you're fat.
There are fat people, too!
There are people like you, too.
There are people like me, too?
Meiji, you say unnecessary things.
Okay, 50!
Fly!
Wow, it's scary!
No, it's not scary!
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
Face the camera!
This one is different.
That's normal.
I want to ask my wife.
I want to know.
If you really want to know, come to my house and ask your wife.
What will you do?
Are you single?
Yes.
Are you single?
Yes, I'm single.
You can do it.
You will do this job as a couple, right?
Yes.
Then you can ask your wife.
I see.
She won't cry.
I can't do it.
I'll do 103.
103.
One, two, three, four more.
Four more?
Cry.
I heard a strange sound.
Maybe you don't know how to do it.
Should I do it?
Cry sometimes.
I can hear something.
What is it?
She cried!
She will cry.
Do it.
Awesome!
It's crying, it's crying!
It's a cat!
It's crying!
It's cute!
It's crying!
It loves water!
It's so cute!
It's crying!
Tonight's night scoop is "unbelievable four times in a row".
Lastly...
Yes, it's me!
This woman says "unbelievable" as the text says, and then acts even more unbelievable.
I'd like you to take a look. Please watch the video.
This is a request from Naomi Ito, 54 years old, from Nara Prefecture, who is a college office worker.
"I have something to ask you urgently", she requested.
It's about the three girls' second daughter, Sayuki.
Three days ago, a mail arrived from her parents- in- law, saying "become a punch perm".
A 26-year-old woman, who is about to get married, wants to become a punch perm.
Can you stop her from becoming a punch perm?
She looks so serious. Is she your mother?
Oh, hello!
Hello.
Nice to meet you. I'm Hashimoto, a detective.
I'm Ito.
Let me check your heart rate.
Oh, yes.
That means you're very serious about it.
Yes, thank you.
What's going on here?
I suddenly want to become a punch perm.
- Suddenly? - Yes.
It's 12:42 in the middle of the night.
Good night. It's late, but I'll become a punch perm.
- Is that it? - Yes.
- Suddenly, you say something like that? - Yes, I say something like that.
- If that's the case... - I can't stop you.
- You can't stop me. - No, I can't.
- Didn't you ask her? - I'm scared.
Is there a reason for that?
For example, you have a big heartache.
Does a heartache make me become a punch perm?
No, it doesn't make you become a punch perm.
- I want you to stop me for any reason. - Yes, yes.
Don't go in an interesting direction just because it's on TV.
- Please stop me with all your might. - Of course I will.
I'm scared. I want to go to my daughter's house.
Excuse me. Do you have a punch bag like this?
It's very close.
Like this?
No, it's...
It's a moko pouch.
Detective Night School...
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
You're beautiful!
I have a request from you, ma'am.
Do you know how to hit a punch bag?
How do you know?
Do you know how to do it?
You know how to hit a punch bag, don't you?
Yes, I do.
That's it!
I came to ask you about it.
Why do you hit a punch bag?
First of all, there's a big sign there.
Is it because of that?
Yes, I think so.
When did you think of it?
About two years ago.
Is it because you moved?
Yes, yes.
I didn't know you could do it like this.
It's nice.
"Like this"?
The price is...
Oh, you can hit a punch bag for about 6,000 yen.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's nice.
Did you think of it two years ago?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, why did you think of it two years ago and now?
I broke up with my boyfriend.
It was a little while ago.
Oh, you had a boyfriend.
Yes, I did.
And now you're here.
That's right.
It's not a chance for you.
We're separated now.
So I decided to say it here.
This month.
That's dangerous!
They say "a woman's life" on your hair.
It grows.
A woman's life doesn't die once.
It's not explained.
Let's not do it.
You'll be sued!
Did you tell the company?
No, I didn't.
Let's ask the company's opinion.
And think about it.
- I'm sure you'll tell me not to do it. - No, it's okay.
It's a detective's job.
- The manager and the boss of Torima-san, right? - Yes, that's right.
- Are you working already? - Yes, I'm the boss.
- Right away? - Yes, I'm the boss right away.
Tell me about it.
Actually...
I want to punch you.
Punch?
- Not this one. - Room.
Room.
You don't mind, do you?
- Hey... - You don't mind, do you?!
- Why do you want me to punch you? - I don't know.
Do you think I'm cool?
- Cool? - I've always wanted to do it.
Is that your reaction?
- Are you totally safe? - No, I'm out.
- I'm pretty much out. - You're pretty much out.
It's just a normal opinion.
Why are you crying like that?
You shouldn't be crying like that.
- Excuse me, are you from the Detective's Club? - Yes, I'm Torima.
If your wife says she'll punch you and you come out tomorrow, what will you do?
I'll do my best.
- I'll say it and... - You'll speed up, right?
See? This is different.
Have you calmed down?
No, I haven't calmed down at all.
Well, you know...
I'll do anything to persuade you.
I'm gathering people who have punches.
"This part wasn't good." or "This part is pretty hard."
I think you'll change your mind.
I won't go home until you say you'll stop.
I'll finish that punch with all my might.
You're my mother, aren't you?
I got it.
- Will you stop? - Thank you for today.
- Not "today." - Thank you for today.
- Actually, I have work to do. - I didn't say that!
- Even if you're mad, you shouldn't run away. - I'm not mad.
I really have to go.
I know you'll thank me later.
This is not just about one person.
- I was thinking about it while I was working. - A 26-year-old woman...
- ...punching with all her might. - Yes, yes, yes.
- See you later. - Yes.
If you like punches, this is the place for you.
It seems like there are many types of punches.
Thank you for waiting.
Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Wait a minute.
You don't have to do that.
What are you doing to yourself?
What are you doing?
It's a rule.
It's an impulse.
Can you say it a little more?
You can't say it.
We haven't finished talking yet.
It was like that.
It didn't end.
What should I do?
I'm Irani's mother.
I can't do it.
It's right.
Right?
It's right.
The back, too.
Where did you hit?
On the way home.
On the way home?
Below?
No.
Not below?
At least below.
As a courtesy.
It started below.
Where did you think you hit?
It was a battle.
I thought I was tired of it.
It ended like that.
It's a bad ending.
Who will edit it?
Me.
You're being selfish.
You're wearing a skirt.
You shouldn't do that.
There are men like you.
You don't know their gender.
What are you doing, manager?
Do you have a skirt?
Just cover it up?
Just cover it up.
It's nostalgic.
It's love.
Good evening.
Thank you for coming.
I stopped you.
Yes.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Thank goodness.
Thank you.
Wait, wait a minute!
Huh?
Wait a second!
Wait a minute!
Huh?!
One moment, one moment, one moment!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ah!
What?!
Huh?!
What's...
Hey...
No, no.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to force you.
- You're right. - I'm sorry.
- Why, why? - I saw the sign...
- Sign? - Yes.
- Punch. - I thought I'd like to punch a woman.
- Eh, that's it? - Yes.
- No. - Ah, I see.
- Only punch is not. - Ah, I see.
- Are you a boy? - Well, I'm a girl, I think.
Okay, let's go in.
- You're making me laugh. - Wow, you've finally reached that level.
- Well, you've grown up to be a girl who can do that much. - Ah, you have a strong heart.
- Isn't it amazing? - Appare.
- Appare? - Appare, appare.
- Why didn't you stop me more? - No, it's not like that.
- I did stop you, but... - Now, everyone, how was it?
- I didn't cry at all this week. - Then, senpai, lastly, the usual one, please.
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...for those of you who have accepted our requests...
...for those of you who have come to this detective notebook and official program "mukbubon"...
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...we will give you this program's special clear file!
- Yes, yes, we're almost out of it. - Then, everyone, goodbye!
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