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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichidashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...and unlock the secret room just for weekends...
...I keep dancing with my cheek...
...and fall in love with you...
...kiss me just for this moment...
...if I could hold you tighter than usual...
...little by little...
The time has come for detective clothes to wear!
By keeping a sharp eye on the complexities of modern society,
I'm Toshio Nishida, the chief detective who thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions!
And today's secretary is Yuika Motokaria!
Based on requests from TV viewers, our detective bureau immediately dispatches talented detectives to pursue the truth!
thank you!
Today's advisor is Kohei Matsumoto, the 10th generation!
Thank you to your father, Kohei Matsumoto, the tenth generation, for your help.
Now you are an emperor, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You have played all your roles, and you have done a great job. Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day.
Yes. First of all, it is a request from Takayuki Morita, a 39-year-old self-employed businessman who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Yes.
Good evening, Director Nishida.
Good evening.
I have a fear of butterflies.
I have had a fear of butterflies since I was young, and I thought it would be cured when I grew up, but as I get older, my fear of butterflies only increases.
My delusions about the world just get bigger and bigger, and I can't walk alone on a dark night road.
I run a bar, but I am embarrassed to ask my co- workers to go home with me on their bikes every day.
I will be 40 years old next year.
I thought I shouldn't go on like this, so I asked you for your help. Thank you very much.
No, no, I don't think so.
You know, when you're a kid, you're afraid of the dark at night when you're 40 years old next year.
No matter what you say or your delusions about the world, no matter what you think, you can't go home alone at night.
I'm going to help you decide whether you can walk alone at night or not.
Please have a look.
Thank you.
I'm waiting in the park at night.
Can I come here alone?
Hello.
Good evening.
What?
You two came.
What?
Where is Morita-san?
Oh, I'm Morita.
Oh, Morita-san.
Why don't you come here alone?
Because it's dark.
You don't come here alone?
I don't come.
It's here.
Do you come here?
I did go.
You're not alone.
I was supposed to meet up here, but the staff hadn't arrived yet.
I was there for about ten minutes in the dark.
Because...
Oh, there you are!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Let's go!
What's with you?!
Your eyes are like...
Run! Run! Run!
You're being greedy, aren't you?
But I know a lot of things, and I put extra knowledge in it, and I make my imagination bigger, and I get scared.
Namiki-san!
Yes?
What's with you?!
You're being greedy, aren't you?
I said "Namiki-san", and you said "Namiki-san"!
So, you're helping out at that store.
You're Morita-san's mother, right?
Yes, I'm his mother.
Your son...
He's weird, though.
When it's really late at night, he comes home alone, and he can't walk from the station, so he takes a taxi home.
What?
It's Boyon station, right?
That's right.
Can't he walk back from Boyon station?
No, he can't.
Where does he take a taxi home?
Um... Abeno.
That's crazy! Where does he take a taxi home?!
It's always raining and damp at night.
I open the door, turn on the light, and if I say "Help me!", my mother says "Help me, I want you to come and help me!".
That's scary.
Hey, you in your forties.
What's scary? Is darkness scary?
Of course darkness is scary, but I'm sure there are aliens and unidentified creatures out there.
I'm sure there are.
But I'm scared of being kidnapped.
Are you okay?
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
I've been kidnapped before.
From the shadow of the battery.
From the corner of my shoulder.
It suddenly came out.
What kind of alien do you think it is?
The silver one with big eyes.
The gray one?
Yes, the gray one.
That's the scariest.
After school, I clean up at 1 o'clock and clean up at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
There is a trash can right next to it.
I can't go to throw away the trash in the alley.
It comes out like this and it's not bright at all.
It's not bright at all.
And this is it.
What you can see on the left is the trash can.
There are about five items in total.
What?
Here?
There?
Yes, here.
Are you saying this is scary?
It's scary in the back, isn't it?
It comes out of here.
There is a sense of pressure, but it's this distance.
I'm going to show you what kind of scary video it is.
The one with the trash is Morita.
The one with the trash is Yusuke.
The one with the trash is Iranian.
The one with the trash is Korean.
Why can't I go in even if you say it in the back?
It's like this.
I can't believe it.
I don't know how many people will get angry.
Why is it scary?
Good evening!
I'm Dr. Rirata, a UFO researcher.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I think aliens are bad guys.
Dr. Rirata, aren't they just aliens?
This alien problem is...
That...
Alien problem?
Yes, it's a problem.
For the fact that aliens are coming...
Yes, that's true.
We put aliens in a top-ranked secret zone.
Yes.
In this global network.
America is leading.
As a means of keeping them secret...
We created a "grey type".
Did aliens create it on their own?
Yes, we created it.
We created that image to keep them at a distance.
Is it a lie that aliens are being kidnapped?
That's a lie.
It's not scary anymore.
That's a lie.
It's not scary anymore.
Aliens are human-type.
What?
Aliens are human.
My friend lived in America for about 20 years.
And there was an alien who became a Hollywood movie actor.
Hollywood?
Hollywood.
Is it an alien?
This is an alien.
This is not an alien.
This is an alien whose friend has been dating for a long time.
Look at this.
This is an alien's privacy promotion.
This person is a friend of Quinsteenswood.
With an alien?
This is Jay.
With Jay?
Yes.
There is also a lifetime photo.
Does Quinsteenswood know that Quinsteenswood is an alien?
He doesn't know that.
He doesn't know that?
He doesn't know that.
These three aliens went to the Clyde house.
Are these aliens and aliens?
Yes, they are aliens and aliens.
They were invited to the penthouse.
They were invited to the penthouse earlier.
With a kind of psychic power, they go out of the penthouse.
They go out and in.
That's crazy.
That's not an alien.
That's crazy.
It's mind control.
Hello, is it Takeno?
Yes, it's Miyazawa Miyazawa.
First of all, I'm excited about the alien story.
What?
Takemoto-san.
I'm excited about it.
Didn't you say that you've met an alien before?
There is a cute alien now.
It has a face like a bird.
Is it interesting?
It appeared right below the penthouse.
Is there a switch?
I'm curious about the gum tape tube.
No, there is no gum tape tube.
It's not scary.
It's not super scary.
I have an image of an alien.
I want you to know that we are friends.
I have prepared this for you.
I hope you don't mind.
Human-shaped alien by Mirasawa.
I'm not going to scare you.
Please embrace me.
It's a hug.
Okay.
Be brave.
As expected of you. You didn't bring any garbage.
This is a problem.
Please go.
But...
If I say "Help me," will you come?
Of course. I can see you.
If something happens, I'll come right away.
You always say you can't go alone.
You always say you can go alone.
You can go here, right?
That's the problem.
I'm scared.
I can't go.
It's definitely there.
It's not there.
I can't go.
Oh, I went inside.
I managed to take one step inside.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared.
Oh, it's there, it's there.
It's there, it's there.
Oh, there's the
Look.
Good job, Anpanman.
Anpanman is strong.
He is 40 years old.
I'm scared.
Raise it.
Anpanman is strong.
You scared me! You scared me!
You scared me!
What?
You're late!
What are you waiting for?
I'm sick of it!
There's one more, right?
What?
There's no more, right?
This road around the house.
Yes.
Let's reduce the burden of your mother.
Yes.
What?
I'll do it.
Don't be like me.
I'm not scared.
I love you so much.
You're late!
What's up?
You scared me!
(Laughter)
The biggest surprise is that there is no more.
How do you like it? Do you look cute?
(Applause)
If you give me the biggest surprise, I think I will be fine.
You are really a pure person.
That's right.
We just saw an old man walking at night.
(Laughter)
But it was a big problem for him.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Kodaira Subaru, who lives in Nara Prefecture, and is a second-year middle school boy.
It's sudden, but I'm passionate about something right now.
It's teo nara.
Every day, every day, as long as I have time, I practice teo nara all the time.
The reason I'm so passionate about it is because I saw a video on the Internet.
There was someone playing only teo nara there.
This person is a man named abeshi, and I call him "master" myself.
Master is a great person who can manipulate the scale freely and play any song using tremendous technology.
I always practice while watching master's videos, but I can't play the scale well.
I want to be able to play well somehow. Please.
It's been a while since I played teo nara, which is more fun than manga and games.
I'm digging in now, but you don't know what teo nara is anyway, do you?
I wonder what it is.
I've included that area as well, so please take a look.
Thank you for watching.
He's laughing a lot.
Hi, I'm Hashimoto of Dante's Night Scoop.
I'm coming out.
Thank you for coming out.
He's so excited.
Hi, I'm Subaru.
Hi, nice to meet you.
First of all, what is "teonara"?
You put your hands together like this and do "teonara".
You've done it before, right?
Are you a high-pitched singer?
I'm a low-pitched singer.
Are you a low-pitched singer?
How long do you practice a day?
Three hours a day.
You practice for three hours a day?
Show me how you play.
I'm serious.
Show me how you play.
I'm playing "famiman".
Can you play like that?
Can you feel the atmosphere?
Can you play like that?
It's true that you don't have a driver's license.
That's right.
It's very fatal.
I lost sight of you halfway through.
I'm sorry.
The first video you saw?
Mr. Abeshi's.
Can you watch it?
Yes, I can.
I want to see it.
I want to go to this level and this level.
It's amazing.
It's so fast. It's like electricity.
Yes, it is.
It's so fast.
Can you hear the sound?
Yes, I can.
How did you do it?
It's amazing.
Do you lead with this?
Yes, I do.
What's wrong with you? You just want to practice every day.
Isn't it a good thing to be passionate about one thing?
It's because you can make a fart sound with your hands, isn't it?
No, no, no.
It's not good because you lack the need for it.
That's right. It's a romance, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What's wrong with you? It's a man's romance.
I can't understand you. Please stop it now.
If you don't understand me, I'll go my own way.
In the end, you haven't caught up with the amount of practice yet, so you're still being licked.
Don't you have a phone number?
Have you looked up various methods of contacting you?
I'm afraid I can't do it.
No, you can write it down.
If you want something, you can write it down.
You can get in touch with me.
If you want something, please let me know.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Shut up!
So you want me to contact you first, don't you?
Nice to meet you, Master Abeshi.
I'm a person who practices Tegonara, but I'd like to meet you in person and talk to you.
You're so stubborn.
Master Abeshi!
Master!
Hey, hey, hey, call me.
Master Kodaira, thank you for your mail.
You can meet me in person and tell me.
If you don't do it in person, you won't know.
I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Hey!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're so kind.
Isn't he the one?
I've been looking for you.
Excuse me for a second.
Are you Mr. Abyss?
Yes, I am.
You should have told me.
I respect you.
Really? Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Can you say hello to Mr. Abyss for me?
Please do.
Thank you.
The master you admire is right in front of you.
There's a camera.
Excuse me for a second.
How long have you been doing this?
I've been doing it since I was 9 years old.
Since you were 9 years old?
I've been doing it for about 15 or 16 years.
You have a different age range.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a normal office worker.
I work at a store on weekdays.
I thought you were on a holiday.
I'd like to be your disciple, master.
Please be my disciple.
Thank you.
Can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Thank you.
The quality of sound and the temperature are important.
Let's move closer like a karaoke boxer.
First of all, can you show me your technique?
Yes, of course.
Let me show you again.
Can you do that?
Can you do it again?
Can you do it like that?
If you're in good condition, you can do it up to 5.
What?
It's like a piano.
Can I see it?
I can feel your feelings.
Can you do it with this?
I know you can do it with this.
I want to do it with this.
This is it.
First of all, can you tell me the basic way of playing it?
Put your hands together and make a sound when you release it.
This is the basic system.
First of all, you should be able to make low and high notes.
I see.
I think it's the first step.
I see.
You should practice it in detail and then you can play it.
Try it.
When you make a high note, you don't move your hands like this.
You do like this.
You round it up.
You can do it with your right or left hand.
Wow!
That's right. You should make it level.
Even if you make it level, you can't make a high note.
You don't need any strength.
You can play it with one hand.
I want you to remember this feeling.
How is it?
This side is very consistent.
Yes, it doesn't shift.
It's like you're playing it here.
Even if you make it level, you can't make a high note.
At first, you get used to it because you practice too much.
You want to make a loud sound.
But you can't make a high note just by making a loud sound.
You need to get used to making a loud sound.
I'm not like you.
How was it, Subaru? Try it.
It's very difficult.
I know, right?
It's Shura's way.
Shura's way...
Didn't you lose your spirit a little?
My palms are starting to hurt a little.
Your palms are starting to hurt?
Sensei, how long did it take you?
It took me a few years for me to master the scale.
Yeah, the scale...
I practiced with you for a whole day.
Yeah.
This is the limit.
What are you going to do?
What's wrong?
I can only do this for today.
You can only do this for today?
[Music]
Now, I'd like to demonstrate Master's method of doing it.
(coughing)
I can't do it. I'm tired.
Well, I'm going to take a nap.
Thank you very much.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yes, his anniversary is wonderful.
Yes, it's wonderful.
We showed Mr. Abeshi how he grew up on the TV.
Mr. Abeshi also said that his growth rate is amazing.
Wow.
He said that he has a lot of talent.
His mother, who denied that he had a VTR, is still supporting him now.
Wow.
But there is a sixth-year brother of Mr. Subaru.
Since this location, Mr. Subaru has been addicted to "lucky onara".
Wow.
It's not bad.
It's good.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Kimiyuki Ozaki, 47 years old, who lives in Ehime Prefecture.
Yes.
I spent my high school years in Osaka and now I live in Ehime Prefecture.
This time, I requested to confirm the identity of a masked wrestler.
In July of this year, Ehime Prefecture suffered heavy damage from the West Japan Earthquake.
Various people are volunteering for reconstruction support.
The other day, the Okinawan wrestling organization "Ryukyu Dragon Wrestling" held an event for reconstruction support.
Wow.
Of course, it was a great success.
I also had a chance to say thank you to the wrestlers and I was very excited.
Wow.
Among them is "Gurukun Mask".
There was a masked wrestler like that.
He has a characteristic look with a mole on his chin, but when I talked to him for the first time, I felt like I had never met him before and I couldn't say anything.
So when I looked at the homepage of Ryukyu Dragon Pro- wrestling, he was the same age as me and I thought, "Wow, isn't Gurukun Mask Ishikura who endured strict training with him in judo club when he was in high school?"
High school?
I graduated high school and moved to Ehime right away and I am a classmate of Gurukun Mask. If Gurukun Mask is Ishikura, he will be the only classmate I know.
Can you check it out for me? P.S. My body should remember it, so I might know it if I do judo.
I see. This is exciting.
The reason why Gurukun Mask doesn't reveal his identity is because he is a pro-wrestler.
I don't think it's possible for Gurukun Mask to reveal his identity. That's why he's wearing a mask.
Anyway, I went there because I might know him. Please check it out for me.
Mr. Ozaki, thank you for coming.
I was born in 1971.
That's right.
I'm not a classmate at all.
I turned 47 on April 2nd.
Is that so?
There is a person named Gurukun Mask.
Gurukun Mask?
If you look closely, there is a mole here.
I don't know what it is, but I can feel it.
You can feel it?
Yes.
I found out that we are of the same age by looking at the homepage.
You were born in 1971 and you are 47 years old.
That's right.
It's here.
That's right.
But...
There are quite a few moles here.
Are there more moles than moles?
I wonder if there are moles on the belly.
You are wearing a mask, so I don't think there are moles on your belly.
This is it.
Is this Ishikura-kun?
We are in the same place, but there are more moles than moles.
By the way, which one is yours, Ozaki-san?
What is this?
You look like a politician.
Even if you are Ishikura-san, you don't look like Ozaki-san.
My weight has changed a lot.
Who do you think this is?
Are you Daisuke Shima?
I'm the same age as you.
What?
This is what's happening in the world.
This is what happens to most people after 30 years.
I think it's pretty low to say whether this mask man exists just because Ishikura-kun is here.
Shall we go as far as we can go?
Now, Okinawa has come to Kadeda Town.
Is this it?
This is the main area.
It looks like it.
This is completely different.
This is completely different. It wasn't this big when I first saw it.
Is it molded?
It's not molded.
It's natural.
Excuse me.
I'm Detective Knight Spoon of Asahi High School.
May I come in?
Yes, you may.
I'm looking for a man named Ishikura.
Is Ishikura here?
He's not in Ishikura's house.
He's not there?
Who is Gurkun Mask?
Gurkun Mask is our president.
You're our president?
You're Gurkun Mask's president?
Yes, I'm Gurkun Mask's president.
Did Gurkun Mask do anything?
No, he didn't do anything.
We're not policemen or anything like that.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
Do you know this man?
No, I don't know him.
You don't know him?
He went to Ehime, didn't he?
He was very moved.
Really?
I'm happy to hear that.
I want to say something, so I brought you all the way to Okinawa.
Thank you for coming all the way.
Everyone's feelings have sunk in.
I want to say thank you for that.
Thank you for your kindness.
That's what I want to say.
I'm happy to hear that.
I have one more thing.
I didn't feel like I had met you for the first time.
Really?
I was in the judo club.
My high school classmate was also in the judo club.
I thought you were Ishikura, your high school classmate.
I see.
Are you Ishikura?
I'm Gurken Mask.
I see.
Gurken Mask is Gurken Mask.
I'm a creature called Gurken Mask.
You're a Maskman.
There's no such thing as a Maskman.
Are you sure you're a youth club member?
Yes, I'm a youth club member.
I was born in September 1971.
What club are you in?
I'm in the judo club.
I was in the judo club, too.
I see.
You don't know where you're from, do you?
I was born in Osaka.
Osaka?
I graduated high school and went to Ehime right away.
Is that so?
I don't know any of my high school friends.
I see.
If you're Ishikura, you're the first person I met.
I heard that you're like a high school student.
Oh, is that so?
You're really not Ishikura?
Well, I'm Gurukun Mask.
It seems like you say it many times.
It's been 10 years, hasn't it?
3 years.
Would you like to do another round with Ishikura- kun?
Is that okay?
If you'd like, we'd love it.
Let's remember our youth.
I'll do my best.
I knew it, it's Shirobu.
Don't get caught.
Ozaki-san, which one...
Oh, it's decided, it's decided, it's decided!
You're fast!
Ah!
One more step!
Ozaki-san, are you okay?
Yes.
Ah, my chest hurts.
You were in high school, weren't you?
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
Ah, I see.
He was in high school.
That's not me!
Gurukun-san remembers that.
You're really not Ishikura?
I'm Gurukun Mask.
I see.
Do your best!
Ah, it's no good.
It's no good.
Do you remember what happened in the past?
A lot. I remember.
Was high school like this?
It was.
Do you want to do it again?
My chest hurts a little.
You can do it if you want to.
You came all the way to Okinawa.
It hurts, so you have to give up.
One more step! One more step!
You're my classmate.
You can do it. You're 47 years old.
Give me one more step!
Let's go!
Last one! Last one!
One more step!
You're my classmate!
Did you feel anything?
Um...
Unfortunately, it wasn't true.
But I felt good.
I have no regrets.
Mr. Kozaki, we came to the nearby sea to relax for a while.
What did you think of practicing judo together?
The way they put their energy into it, and that part of it made me think, "Oh, is that so?"
It's like they're putting it all together, and it overlaps with each other.
It's like that.
I don't know if Mr. Gurkunmask is a yakuza or not.
But as a masked man called Gurkunmask...
That's right.
I think it's a bit of a question to reveal your identity.
I don't think you're very active as an adult.
That's right.
If it's okay for me to end it here, I'm thinking of ending it here.
Yes, I understand.
Let's go back to the dojo and thank them properly.
That's right.
Thank you for your judo.
I'd like to say a final thank you and go home.
I understand.
I'm really happy that I was able to meet you again in such a busy time like this.
Thank you for coming to such a place like Ehime and making everyone smile.
And thank you for meeting me like this today.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Ozaki, you don't have much to think about anymore, do you?
No, I don't.
I remembered a lot of things, and I'm wearing a group mask.
But it was so hot that it made me cry, so I thought you might want to take a look at it.
What?
I can't show it to the camera.
Oh, I see. So it's just you, Mr. Ozaki?
That's right.
See?
It's different, isn't it?
Right?
Huh?
Did you get it?
It's different, isn't it?
Is this answer
enough
for you, Mr. Ozaki?
Is it?
Yes.
Wow!
I don't know who Gurkun Mask is at all.
I only know who Ozaki is.
But I was moved.
Yes, that's it. Thank you very much.
Oh, I was moved.
Well, then I would like to hear from Koshiro Matsumoto.
Yes.
Today, Koshiro Matsumoto will appear in "Kichirei Kaomise Industry" to commemorate the new venue in Minamiza.
Minamiza itself has become new.
As the first performance, my father and I, my husband and I will perform "Shumei Hiroo Industry" at the same time.
Oh, that's wonderful.
First of all, please watch our first performance.
Thank you very much.
Well, then I will answer your three requests for today.
Well, it's interesting and I'm moved.
Yes, it is.
Really, all of them.
I don't know what you mean by "the first night's fear".
Yes.
So, this program is held according to your requests.
Yes.
For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
Also, for those of you who have come to the studio to play, we will give you a program-specific sticker.
Yes.
So, we will see you again next week.
Thank you very much.
The target is postcard number 530-8011, detective night scoop.