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Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... Around the bed, I take off everything...
...and unlock the secret room only for weekends...
...I keep dancing with my cheek...
My dream is to kiss you only at this moment and be in love with you more than ever...
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of "Detective Night Scoop",
who puts a sharp focus on complicated modern society and thoroughly rescues various mysteries and doubts!
And today's secretary is Shoko Nakagawa!
Thank you for having me!
Hi, I'm Shoko Nakagawa, the assistant secretary!
According to the request of viewers of "Detective Night Scoop",
we will immediately find an excellent detective and pursue the truth!
Thank you!
And today's secretary is...
Madoka Hiroki-chan, who has been around for 40 years!
Thank you for having me!
You're in charge of this, right?
Thank you for having me!
It's been 40 years since my debut.
Oh, I see! Congratulations!
Thank you for having me!
As expected of you, Shoko-tan!
Don't call me "Shoko-tan"!
You've changed!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Where did you go?
Up until now, I've been like Giri.
I'm happy you came, Shoko-tan!
Oh, it's an honor!
I can't believe I'm on such a historical show!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's move on to today's first request!
Yes!
Thank you for having me!
The first request is from Naoko Kaneko-san, who lives in Yokohama City!
She's a housewife!
Is that so?
In my house, I have a 10-year-old son and a 7-year-old daughter!
I'm 46 years old this year!
But, my 10-year-old son doesn't believe I'm 46 years old!
When I tell him, "Mom, you're really in your 40s,"
he cries out, "You're lying!"
Because I cry so hard, I end up telling him, "Just kidding! Mom is 33 years old!"
For my son, 46 years old is like an aunt, and it seems like he can't accept that I'm an aunt.
It seems like my 7-year-old daughter understands that I'm over 40 years old.
My husband is 7 years younger than me, but for my son,
it seems like it's absolute for his parents to be younger than him.
Even if my husband thinks that I'm 39 years old, it would mean that I'm in my early 30s.
But, it's painful for me to keep lying, and I want my son to accept the truth.
Please help my son not to hurt him too much, and help him to accept his mother's age.
This is a bit of a responsibility.
By the way, I'm 47 years old now, right?
I'm 47 years old, and I'm almost the same age as you, but I feel like I'm really in my early 30s.
It's a bit strange, isn't it?
Adults laugh at adults, but what do children actually think about it?
Please take a look!
Hello!
Hi, I'm Naito Scoop.
Nice to meet you!
How old are you really?
I'm 47 years old.
47 years old?
I'm the same age as you.
Really?
Yes!
Thank you!
Let me ask you again, how old is your wife?
She seems like she's 46 years old.
"Seems like"?
Yes.
But you said you're 47 years old.
I lie to my husband every year, so I don't know if I'm lying or not.
When I told my husband that I'm 45 years old, he said, "You're lying! That can't be!" and started crying.
"What should I do?" "No, no, Shion-kun, you're lying! I'm 33 years old! Right?" And that's where the lies started.
So you think you're in your early 30s.
Yes.
Do you have a different understanding of your husband and your wife?
No.
What about your wife?
She asks me, "How old are you really?"
When?
Before I started elementary school.
"Actually," I say, "I'm 41 years old," and that's where I lied again.
Yes, you're 45 years old.
It's painful for a child to lie to you, and it's painful for a child to tell you the truth and make you cry.
Your sister is a girl, and she understands that you're 42 years old.
That's right.
Why don't you involve your sister in this?
I understand.
You involve her in this way of looking at things.
Yes, yes.
First of all, you try not to hurt your sister.
It's better to have fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's better than talking seriously.
Yes, it is.
Well, I still have work to do.
Can I do it here?
Well, yes.
As you like.
I'm leaving.
Yes.
See you later.
What is he doing?
Hi, welcome back.
Oh, it's a night scape.
How was it?
Hi, welcome back.
Thank you.
I've been waiting for you.
Yes, it's a night scape.
Yes.
Do you know why I'm here?
Why?
Today, we're going to have a quiz competition as a family.
Oh, she's here.
Welcome back.
Welcome back, sister.
I'm back.
Welcome back, sister.
Hey, did you get it right?
Oh, you surprised me.
Your expression suddenly changed.
You got it right, sister.
It's a night scape.
But what should I do?
Oh, it's a night scape.
Oh, she said it right.
Oh, it's a night scape.
Oh, are you taking a day off?
Yes.
She's here.
Yes!
Yes, we can take a day off because it's a night scape.
It's better for you to do a quiz competition in a night scape than in a school.
Yes, of course.
Right?
If you stay in a night scape for about a day, your teacher won't be angry with you.
Yes, yes.
Sister, sit down.
Yes.
Is it okay?
How many are there?
Is it okay for me to say it?
Yes, it's okay.
Forty-two years old.
Forty-two years old?
You don't know that, do you?
No, I don't.
You know what I'm saying, I'm in my thirties.
Yes.
That's what I've always thought.
That's what you've always thought.
That's right.
It's not a bad thing for you because you're still your mother no matter how old you are, right?
Yes.
Can you help me tell you what's going on?
Yes.
Can we talk about anything?
Can you tell me what's really going on?
Yes.
The truth is I'm not 42 years old.
The truth is I am 46 years old.
Are you okay?
Yes.
You look a little sad.
Do you want me to look behind you and make you cry?
Over there.
Over there?
Okay, let's go over there.
You are a good girl.
I know you are holding back.
But you are crying.
I know you are holding back.
This is the right way.
It's over.
You are smiling now.
You are beautiful now.
Actually, I have another request.
It's from a college student from Ikegawa, Osaka.
I'm 19 years old, but I'm always seen as 30 years old.
Like this person, we have invited some people who are difficult to understand.
It's an age quiz competition!
Here is the correct answer.
This is a towel made by ABC.
Her name is Yuki Ikegawa.
Please guess how old she is.
How old are you, Yuki Ikegawa?
I'm 25 years old.
I see.
I'm 25 years old.
How old are you, Yuki Ikegawa?
I think I'm 28 years old.
She is 28 years old.
She is 25 years old.
She is 28 years old.
Please answer.
I'm still 19 years old.
I'll give you a towel made by ABC.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
The next person is a man.
He is...
Do you know him? He is Masahiro Nonoyama.
Do you know anything about him?
I know how to use my fingers.
Let me see.
90 degrees.
Yes.
I feel sick.
I'm 61 years old.
She is 61 years old.
How about you, Rei-chan?
I'm 42 years old.
I'm 56 years old.
I'm 48 years old.
She is still 48 years old.
I'm sorry.
Can you do it again?
The next person is...
Who is it?
Yes.
Do you know your mother's age?
I know her age.
Can you answer?
Yes.
How old is your mother?
She is 46 years old.
Why did you laugh?
Once my mom saw it on TV and if it was true, my dad was younger and my mom was older and they were getting married and my mom said something like a lie and I believed it and I was in my forties.
What did you think when you saw it?
I thought it was a lie.
So it's impossible for your mom to be older than your dad.
Yes.
So how old is your mom now?
Thirty...three years old?
Yes.
Your mom is thirty...
Three years old.
Are you sure?
Yes.
So now your mom will tell you the answer.
That is the real answer.
Yes.
The real age is...
Forty-six years old.
Are you serious?
You're lying.
I'm serious.
Are you sure?
I'm serious. I'm surprised.
Your dad is older than you.
Really?
Forty-six years old is not good?
No, it's good.
I'm surprised.
You're getting sad, aren't you?
Why am I sad?
Because you look like an old woman?
You didn't think I was forty-six years old, did you?
No.
You're lying. I'm sorry.
Can you forgive me?
It's common for your mom and your dad to be older than you.
Nothing will change from now on.
Your mom is your mom of the season.
Even if you're 46 years old, if you tell your mom, she might be happy.
Can you say it?
You can't say it?
Your mom wasn't lying on purpose.
Your mom was worried about you and asked you to help her with the night scoop.
She came here to say that, but you can't say it.
Dad's here! Dad's here!
You're in a good place, Dad.
What's up?
Shun, how old are you? Ten, right?
How old is Mom?
Forty-six, right?
You have to admit it.
(laughs)
Mom's sad, too.
Yeah.
It's not like Mom will hate you right away, right?
Shun, you like Mom, don't you?
Yeah.
Nothing's changed.
Let's talk to Mom.
What's up?
(sniffs)
(sighs)
(laughs)
If you can calm down for a little while...
Yeah.
Let's talk about it one-on-one.
Yeah.
I'll contact you later.
Okay.
We're going to leave for now and take our time with Dad.
Okay.
Shun, I'll just give you an ABC towel as a gift.
(laughs)
Mom, I'm forty-six years old.
I accepted it!
Akiyama-san, thank you for everything.
Thank you!
Even though we didn't have a detective or a staff, we talked with your dad and he accepted it the next day.
I think it was a shock because you said it all of a sudden.
More than that, your 7-year-old sister Ren-chan, isn't she amazing?
She's more like an adult than a girl. She holds back her tears and smiles and says "it's okay".
But when I saw a 7-year-old girl this time, I thought "men don't match women".
I thought "men are stupid".
Okay, let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Nakano Kanta-san, who lives in Tokyo and is a 20-year-old college student.
About 18 years ago, when I was 2 years old, I had my parents buy me a Simaris stuffed animal called "Chip" and "Dale".
I gave him the name "Dale" and we played and slept together all the time.
Sometimes we talked and never let go of anything we did.
Then, as soon as I entered college, I brought "Dale" from Awaji Island and moved to Tokyo.
There have been many environmental differences between now and then, and when I was in pain, "Dale" always quietly encouraged me.
Even now, when I sleep, "Dale" is always by my pillow.
However, in the future, when I become an old man and imagine myself sleeping with a stuffed animal in my arms, my back will freeze.
However, I can't let go of "Dale".
When I visited my college friend Murai-kun's house at night when I was worried like that,
I found a black, thin, dirty, worn-out dog stuffed animal by his pillow.
It turned out that he was still sleeping with a stuffed animal called "Gon-chan" that his parents bought him when he was zero years old.
It seems that he had a lot of anxiety about being with Gon-chan forever.
Surprisingly, there was a comrade who had exactly the same problem as me.
"I think this is fate," I also told him about Bale.
And after talking with him several times, we came to the conclusion that we couldn't let go of our will, so we decided to say goodbye to "Night Scoop".
Detective, please let us leave Bale and Gon-chan.
These two are classmates of Waseda University, and of course, they are very well-off and well-off people.
Both of them have taken stuffed animals with them from their parents' house and are living together.
Bale and Gon-chan.
I'm going to find out who they are.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You look like you like me.
I see.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
What's your name?
I'm Bale.
Bale.
You look like you're the owner of your parents' house.
We've been together for 18 years, so you know me better than I know myself.
Your skin is so smooth.
What kind of existence do you have? A best friend?
It could be a best friend, a family member, or a girlfriend.
You can't give up on them, can you?
That's right.
I can't stand losing everything.
I see.
So you have to do something about it.
If there's a way...
Well...
It's difficult.
You can't give up on your family, best friend, or girlfriend.
It's very difficult.
Do you snore?
I don't talk.
You're very calm.
You're calm when you're sleeping, right?
Yes, and I smell.
What's this?
How do you sleep?
I sleep like a siren.
Basically, I sleep like this.
I sleep like this, warming up my neck.
I sleep like this.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
Until now?
Yes, until now.
Have you had a girlfriend?
Yes.
When?
In high school.
Yes.
What did you say to her?
I'm sorry, I lied.
What? I haven't lied yet.
You lied.
But you have to break up with her.
Yes.
But you can't do it.
Yes.
Where is it?
It's amazing here.
Good morning.
She's already here.
You are in the same place.
Did you talk with her?
I knew it.
In the past...
Recently, we haven't talked to each other.
It's been 20 years.
Is it the same when you sleep?
Basically, it's the same when you sleep.
I don't know, but it's the same.
It's the same.
Even if you say it like it's normal...
It's the same.
What about Murai and her?
She's here.
If you ask me and Gon-chan which one we will choose...
It's Gon-chan.
We've talked and sent you a request.
That's right.
To be honest, I didn't think it would be like this.
I didn't think it would be like this.
Japanese people talk to each other.
What do you mean?
I haven't let go of her yet.
What?
I haven't.
I don't think it's that embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
A little bit.
I asked you for this after putting it all together.
But...
First of all...
Yes.
Looking at Veil and Nakano-kun's parting...
I think Murai's feelings might change a little.
That's right.
It will only be a form of support.
At first, of course.
However, if you look at that breakup and see Nakano's brilliance as a man, it may change your desire to become a man.
Then, first of all, let's say goodbye.
I'm going to Ueda Construction.
What?
This is dangerous, isn't it?
What?
As a result of thinking about various things like relationships, it becomes gorgeous and flowery.
That's right.
When you say fireworks, you may not understand it well.
Yes.
It's so flashy.
No, no, no.
The best way is...
Yes.
Please put the bell here.
How is it?
Can you do it?
I feel a little sorry for you.
What?
This is dangerous.
I see.
Excuse me, professional.
So, the bell...
Yes.
Can you see it?
The bell box.
Yes.
I made it possible for you to set up a firecracker here as well.
Oh, you made it possible for me.
Yes.
I see.
So, I'll set up a firecracker for you.
I'll set up a firecracker for you.
So, if you feel like it...
If you feel like it...
If you feel like it, there is a firecracker switch over there.
Wow!
Once again, Nakano-kun...
Yes.
How do you feel now?
For the past 18 years, I've been filled with gratitude.
How about the button?
Can you press it yourself?
Do you want me to do it for you?
To my best friend.
Can you press the button?
Yes, I can.
I don't have a button.
Thank you for everything!
Yes, it's okay.
Okay, let's press the button!
Three, two, one!
What?
Gon-chan!
Wait a minute!
Is that possible?
What?
Wait a minute!
Is it possible?
No, it's a failure of production.
A failure of production?
Let's push it.
One, two.
Go!
One, two.
Go!
Murai, how do you feel now?
You pushed it easily.
If "gon" is...
I don't know.
It's over.
You should watch it.
Can I touch it?
It's hot.
It's still burning.
Calm down.
I told you.
I don't intend to do it.
Is it burned?
Yes, it is.
It's burned.
But...
It's too mysterious.
Will you solve it with this?
No.
I won't solve it with this.
It's burned.
It's still burning.
It's burned.
I wanted you to feel good.
Once...
Thank you.
Something like that?
I don't want to say goodbye in a cruel way.
I see.
To be honest, you joke around a lot, don't you?
You know "Gimmick Scoop", don't you?
What kind of show do you think it is?
Is it "IMAZE"?
Yes, it's "kusottare".
"IMAZE" is...
It's funny.
Is it funny? "IMAZE" is...
What about "bakuha go"?
It's "kusottare".
Well, "bakuha" is not good.
It's shocking.
That's right.
So...
I want you to watch over me from above the sky like a star.
I have a nice idea like that.
Look over there!
What?
Is it a flying object?
Yes!
You can fly it in the sky and watch over it from space.
I see.
There is a big balloon attached to the bail.
So you can do like this.
I see.
When you push the button, the staff will let go of your hand.
Don't you need it?
No, I don't.
Lastly, please say something to the bail.
Yes.
Thank you for the past 18 years, bail!
No matter how hard and painful it is...
Thank you, bail!
Ouch!
Wait!
Gon-chan is hurt, too!
♪ Flying in the sky ♪
It's "Aquachica" where Belle flew away.
Gon-chan is hurt, too!
It's a mistake of production.
It's not the second time.
It's been like that for a while, but you don't let me say goodbye.
It's always like that.
I don't think we're going to fly either.
What?
If you don't mind, I'll give you back.
If you lose this, I'll come back.
What are you going to do?
If you lose this, I think Belle will come back, too.
I have a great feeling about you two.
I wanted you to say goodbye in various ways.
I see.
In the end, Gon-chan left, too.
In the end, you two left.
I see.
Then, we have the last request for today.
The last request is from 54-year-old Kazuaki Hirai who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and five other people.
Five other people!
Detectives, we always enjoy watching you.
We always compete for karaoke scores with snacks and snacks that we always go to.
One day, one of my friends said that karaoke is the shortest in Japan and put in a song.
If it's a short song, you might get high scores.
I sang with hope, but I didn't get any good scores.
That karaoke has a nationwide score ranking, so we're aiming for first place.
For the past two months, we've been singing almost every night, but we haven't got any.
I want to be the shortest in Japan with this shortest karaoke in Japan.
Detectives, thank you for your cooperation.
I think it's probably the shortest song in Japan in terms of music.
Do you know it?
No, I don't know.
Didn't you use it, Mr. Madoka?
No, no, I don't know about that.
Let's see.
Is it possible that you used it?
Let's see.
Did you get high scores?
Please show us the video.
Oh, it's over there.
Mr. Sakedokoro Dandan is here with us today.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
Thank you.
With a short song, you want to be the best in Japan.
Can you sing that song for us?
It's started.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Didn't someone just stop it?
It's too short!
Isn't it from a magazine commercial?
Yes, it is.
What song is it called?
It's called "Kadokawa - the - television - no - logo".
Is that the song?
With this song...
You want to be the best in Japan.
You're crazy!
Can you show us how good you are?
Here it is.
All-time Grand Prix mode.
It only says 48th. Can you get it?
It's high!
48th and 45th! It's high!
And the first place is 77 points?
Can you get it?
What is this?
This is frustrating!
No way!
You don't know what's good, do you?
I don't know.
I think you just lost your temper.
It's high!
You have to listen to the original song first.
You have to listen for the correct answer.
Weekly "the television" editor-in-chief, Mr. Uchidama.
Here is the original song.
I will sing the part of "tomahawk".
the television
"the television" was unexpectedly good.
"vibrato", "bari bari", "kikaseru"
It's hot! 70 degrees Celsius!
After all, this is also for the editor-in-chief.
the television
It is currently resumed.
It's embarrassing.
the television
It is far from being one of the top 77.69 points in the country.
It is the co-author, "green club".
Of course you are good at singing.
What score do you aim for?
85 points.
the television
I think I can sing this song.
the television
How do you feel about singing?
I have never sung a song for three seconds.
the television
Mr. Motoka, I'd like you to do something with your singing ability.
Well, I'm not an amateur, you know.
the television
Mr. Motoka, what do you think of yourself?
Of course.
Then, please show us.
the television
I've never seen such a tall Mr. Motoka.
Shut up!
the television
Wait a minute!
Mr. Motoka!
I want you to go up!
Wait a minute!
Can you stop it for me?
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Isn't it "the television" melody?
The first thing that comes up is minor, right?
And the melody is major, right?
No, it's a minor song, right?
It's "television"!
You're like a professional!
"Television"!
Thank you!
the television
I told you!
What's going to happen?
I told you!
I can't believe it! 62 million subscribers!
I'm going to say it!
This song doesn't fit the show!
Neither "greek life" nor "madoka-san" are good.
I don't think it's a matter of vocal ability.
Hello!
My name is Natsumi Yui, and I'm the only karaoke critic in Japan.
"the television" is a song with a logo.
But it's too short.
There's not much to add to it.
I think it's about the same as "television".
77.691.
Do you think you can exceed it?
I need practice, but I think I can do it.
You said it clearly!
You sang more faithful to the original song.
It has nothing to do with the original song.
Rather than listening to a top singer's CD song,
I try to sing faithfully to a karaoke guide melody that reproduces it.
"television" goes up one by one.
Then it goes down.
"b" is at the top, and it goes down from "b" and makes the same sound as "b".
the television
One more time.
the television
Let's sing it a few times, focusing only on the pitch.
I love you, TV-chan
You did it!
Wow! Amazing!
Amazing!
It's clearly different!
The rhythm didn't move at all.
Everyone changed it.
That's right.
We did it with our own hands.
Do you know "analysis scoring master"?
Yes, we do.
The difference between the correct pitch position and the place where you were sung comes out a lot.
The timing was good.
The stability is 30.16 points.
The difference is that the song is too short.
I think it's difficult to get more than this.
So, if you don't get 40.10 points for the pitch, you can't get 77 points.
Wow!
If you don't put in the vibrato once, the technique will be extremely low.
Only the last "television" part should be shortened.
the television
What will happen?
"editor" stood up!
I think "only original" and "stability" will increase.
While I'm remembering it now...
Let's do it.
What do you think?
Shall we do it?
I think it's more likely.
I see.
the television
You did it!
Amazing!
Let's go!
Alright!
Dream of 77.9!
The Television
Huh? It's on!
- Is it number one? - Number two!
0.085? 0.085?
0.085!
If you keep singing like you're doing now, I think you'll get a better score.
- Alright! - Alright!
The Television
I'm starting to want to sing.
I'm definitely over my limit.
I'll do it three more times!
The Television
How many points?
70!
76.578!
The Television
73.216!
One last time!
Will everyone's feelings reach him?
Will Toba-san's feelings reach him?
The Television
How is it?!
- How is it?! Come on! - Come on!
- Come on!
76.095!
It was really fun!
Thank you very much!
It's really hard!
The karaoke teacher said, "If you add up the number of times, you'll get it one day."
But we sang for 14 hours.
In the end...
It didn't happen at all in the beginning.
It was getting better and better.
It's weird that it's just me, though.
And now, we have an announcement from Shoko Nakagawa.
I was also in charge of the Japanese translation.
The Marvel movie "Venom" will be released on November 2nd.
It's so interesting that I'd say it's the worst in Marvel history.
You can enjoy this scary experience at the cinema.
Please come on November 2nd!
I understand! Thank you very much!
Thank you for such a beautiful performance!
Thank you very much!
How was it?
The last karaoke was more like an athlete than a song.
You did a great job!
You're second place.
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If you accept our requests, we'll give you this detective notebook.
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