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Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, so I kiss you and hold you tighter than usual.
It's time for Detective Night Scoop
Taking a sharp knife into today's complicated society.
This is the age limit for Detective Night Scoop, which thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
And today's secretary is Ayako Kato.
Hello everyone, I'm Ayako Kato, an apprentice secretary. Based on a request from everyone watching TV, the Beto Detective Bureau will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth.
Now, today's advisor is the Supreme Advisor, Dr. Giza Tarov. sorry.
Now, let's start with the first request.
Yes, first of all, it is a request from Nao Otsuka, a 38-year-old housewife who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
All of a sudden, I have a son who is five years old and who I like.
It is comedian Asako Ito.
When I watch her on TV, she is cute and noisy every day.
Even if I look for Asako's goods, they are not sold, so I collect stickers on Itoham and put them on the desk.
Can you support my son's first love in any form? Thank you very much.
No, no, she is cute.
That's right. She is a five-year-old boy who I really like.
I saw her on TV and fell in love at first sight.
I still like her.
Now, will Shosuke's love reach Asako?
Please watch the video.
My name is Tamura.
Nice to meet you.
What is your name?
I am Otsuka Shosuke.
How old are you?
I am five years old.
What do you like?
You can say anything, people or things.
First of all, Asako.
Do you like Asako the most?
Why?
Because she is cute.
Since when do you like Asako?
About last year.
I saw her on TV.
She is on TV now.
Are you in love with Asako?
Koi-tti?
I'm sorry.
As a mother, how do you like Asako?
She seems to be raised well, so I think she has good taste.
It's not complicated, is it?
No, no.
Oh, you wrote a lot.
Can I read it?
Go to the park with Asako, hold hands with Asako, kiss Asako on the cheek, and marry Asako.
When?
Eighteen years old.
That's early.
Asako may have an adult woman, lover, or boyfriend.
Yes.
You have a blue face.
You have an unpleasant face.
Have you met Asako before?
Really?
Really.
It's definitely a lie.
Can I call you depending on Shosuke's attitude?
Yes.
Can you call me "Mr. Tamura"?
Can I call you that?
Mr. Tamura.
Hello.
Is this Asako?
Yes.
I'm Tamura of the giraffe.
I'm shooting for "Night Scoop".
Yes.
There is a man who really wants to talk to Asako.
Oh, no.
Hello, who is it?
Shosuke.
Hello, who is it?
It's Shosuke.
Shosuke?
Yes.
Is there a lover?
You said it very straight.
Shosuke-kun, you may be surprised, but there is no one.
There is no one at all.
Is there no one?
I will go to see you in Tokyo someday.
I'm really happy.
I'm waiting for you.
That's good.
Thank you.
That's good.
If you keep being a good boy,
Asako will also like you for a long time.
You have to be a good adult to make Asako turn around.
If it's possible, do you want to see me now?
She came.
What?
Who is she?
Who is she? Do you know her?
Who is she?
Asako.
She is cute.
What is this situation?
Hello.
She is Asako.
She is crying.
No way.
She is crying.
I don't know why.
Tamura-san, is there such a thing?
Who is she?
Asako.
Why? I'm happy.
Which is cuter, watching it on TV or watching it in person?
In person.
Wait, Shousuke, you put it up here?
You eat a lot, thank you.
Asako, is there something you want to do?
What?
Can we have a strategy meeting?
Let's do it between men.
Okay.
She was crying.
I'm so happy.
What's wrong?
She's crying.
She's crying!
They're both crying.
I'm moved.
Shousuke, you want to do all of this, right?
Yes.
First of all, a date should be led by a man.
You have to tell him what to do and what not to do.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Strategy...
Mother!
I'm obviously younger than you.
I'm sorry.
I'll tell him.
Okay.
Please go on a date with me in the park.
I've never heard you say that!
Where do you always sit?
There's a seat for me!
I see.
It's a child seat.
Shousuke, can you lead a date well?
Can you have a date, Shousuke?
What's a date?
A baseball game.
Baseball, huh?
Wow, the sun is shining.
The sun is shining.
Asako-san wouldn't like this, would she?
Do you want me to do it for you?
Do you have a lunch box?
Yes, we do.
A lunch box.
Good job.
Shousuke has successfully completed the first mission.
It looks delicious.
Do you want me to prepare it for you?
It's strange.
Are you eating it all by yourself?
Yes, I am.
You don't know it yet, do you?
I'm eating it all by myself.
It's a strange sight, isn't it?
The one who made it is eating it silently.
Thank you for the meal.
Let me hold your hand.
You did it.
I'm happy.
I'm sweating a lot.
It's like a future diary.
I'm rooting for you, Shousuke.
Thank you.
Where are you going?
I'm happy.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
It's like I'm getting water and salt from this salt shop.
It's going over there.
It's going towards where there is no shade.
Catch ball?
Yes.
Do you want to try it?
Yes.
You are not good at it.
All of a sudden...
What should I do?
What should you do?
Slowly...
Where should I put it?
Here?
Slowly...
Yes!
Ms. Osako doesn't need gloves.
Shosuke has gloves.
Yes!
Nice!
Yes!
Shosuke is having fun.
He is having fun.
Ms. Osako is worried about his physical strength.
I think it's hard.
Yes, I think it's hard.
And Shosuke is having fun, so he doesn't say he will quit.
This is the entrance of hell.
Endless catch ball in the scorching heat.
Yes!
It's hard.
Ms. Osako is having fun.
Her manager doesn't like it, either.
It's hard.
Her manager doesn't like it, either.
What are you going to do?
He's nervous.
That means...
He wants to say something, but he can't.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm so embarrassed that my face is touching the ground.
He took out a memo from his pocket.
He's excellent.
Only half of my cheeks are left.
Really?
Will you do it for me?
He took a big step forward with great courage.
Will you do it for me?
I'm happy.
Thank you.
I'll give you back.
Thank you.
What a romantic kiss!
I'm going to marry Asako.
What? Shosuke?
Will you marry Asako?
Really?
How old can you get married?
Eighteen.
Eighteen?
Shosuke will be eighteen years old in thirteen years.
Asako...sixty-one.
What should I do?
Is she still alive?
You did it all, Shosuke!
- What will you do when you're eighteen? - I'll get married.
- How old are you, Asako? - Sixty-one.
- How old are you? - Sixty-one.
You looked me in the eye the most at that time.
Sixty-one.
I was waiting for you at some home when you were sixty-one.
- You did it! - I'm proud of you.
She's still alive and her love for you has grown.
She's a five-year-old boy.
Since that day, every time I saw her on TV, I thought, "Asako is a good woman."
- She's cute. - She's cute.
Even my parents didn't think she was someone else and started taking her seriously as an unmarried candidate.
- She's a married candidate. - She's a married candidate.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Detective Sabe, Detective Koneta.
- I'd like to introduce it. - Please do.
The first request is from Masayuki Kano, 45 years old.
"I love kimchi-flavored bean sprouts, and I always buy a transparent package from a brand called Kaneka.
However, if I try to take it out of the package as instructed, the kimchi juice will definitely spill and my shirt will get dirty.
Before my wife gives me an order not to eat it, please tell me how to open it so that the juice doesn't spill."
No matter what, I'll find a way to open it so that it doesn't spill.
The next request is from Masako Imabayashi, 27 years old.
Don't stop the camera in a big hit movie.
In the movie, the mother uses a technique called "pon" to raise her hand.
Can you avoid it from a really bad guy?
When you get caught from behind, you do a "pon" technique.
- There is, right? - There is.
You take a step forward and raise your hand.
It's quite effective in the movie.
We looked into it to see what would happen if you actually did it.
I can't say "myanmar" with fast words.
There is a very exciting game called "myanmar game" with several people using myanmar's fast words,
but it ends as soon as I turn to her, so I'm in trouble.
I want to make it exciting and fun.
Next, from Osaka, Tenma Tatsuhiro-san, 18 years old.
Big discovery!
My mother is slow at walking, so one day, when I lightly pressed between her shoulder blades with my index finger,
she started walking quickly.
And she said, "It's easy to walk."
It's like magic. Please try it.
It's only one finger.
It's like magic.
In addition, there is something like this.
Yamazaki Keito-san, 26 years old, Shizuoka Prefecture.
I have a specialty in supporting people who are walking and speeding up.
Please look at this.
I think there are people who have another way of speeding up.
We also looked at this together.
Then, please have a look.
Now, this.
You know it, right?
Bean sprouts and kimchi.
It's written on the back how to do it, how to open it.
If you do it like this, it will open like this.
It's not that stupid.
The manufacturer thought about it and made it.
And they studied how to open it properly and put it on top of it.
It's around here.
I'll cut it in.
I'll do it!
[Laughter]
Shit! It's all over me!
It's a beam zoom!
Excuse me.
Hello.
Are you this man?
Yes, we make tea.
Is it a popular product?
Yes.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Thank you.
The texture is also very good.
Oh!
Yes, if you like...
Oh, is it okay?
Yes.
Then...
Can you open it for me?
Excuse me.
Yes.
What's this?
It's written here.
How to open it.
It's really near this metal fittings.
Yes.
Please insert a pair of scissors.
Scissors...
Oh!
[Laughter]
Hey!
Even an employee is like this!
Hey!
This is the main subject of today!
What do you mean?
[Laughter]
No, no...
So...
Now...
As it is written on the back...
You did it, didn't you?
Yes.
With scissors, right?
Yes.
A little while ago...
I was too excited...
A little...
I'll cut it a little...
I'll take out only the juice first.
[Laughter]
It came out a lot.
You did it very well just now.
Let's ask the experts about it.
Yes.
Right?
Well, when it comes to the food of the MetScope, there is only one person.
Let's go there.
Yes.
Good morning.
We are MetScope.
[Laughter]
Please don't stop.
Is this Kaneka's delicious?
Yes, it's Kaneka's.
Do you know it?
Thank you very much.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Where did you put it?
At the end?
Yes.
You put it in.
Is it around here?
If you don't eat it, I'll eat it.
[Laughter]
As expected of a professional.
It will be delicious.
Right?
Yes.
Ah!
[Laughter]
I didn't realize it.
Really?
Does it work like that?
I'm doing it.
I want to open it so that it doesn't happen like this.
Is it a joke?
Yes.
Please don't use scissors like this.
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Bamboo skewer?
You can eat it from here.
Ah!
[Laughter]
It's new.
I'm going to stab this skewer.
Yes.
What if I stab your mouth?
Ah!
I see.
Ah!
It went in.
Hey!
Ah!
What?
You just burned it.
It's delicious.
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Ah! I did it!
Ah! It fits!
Ah! Great job!
Insert it with a bamboo skewer and let out some juice first.
How is it?
Thank you very much!
I would like to test whether the super popular movie "Don't Stop The Camera" will really work.
Let's go!
I will be destroyed from behind.
Let's go!
Ronny san, you are okay now, right?
It's dangerous.
The person who walks a little slower will walk faster.
First of all, can you show me how you normally walk?
Here you go.
You are a little slow.
You are slow.
Is it okay for you to walk without being conscious of it?
If you use your index finger's magic, you will walk faster.
That's right.
Then...
Just by pushing between your shoulder blades with your index finger, you will walk faster.
Like this, right?
Just with your index finger?
That's right.
Okay.
If you push like this...
Oh, you made it.
Are you kidding me?
You are walking faster.
You are walking much faster.
Are you kidding me?
What is this?
No, I'm not kidding you.
Are you kidding me?
You are like a family doll.
First of all, can you show me how you normally walk?
As I expected, you are slow.
Depending on your age, you will become weak.
Can you cast a spell on me?
Okay.
Are you serious?
You are walking faster.
You are walking faster, but you are not lying.
You are walking faster.
Your legs are turning.
Are you OK?
Do you walk faster?
I don't know.
I will be serious.
I will show you my family's lies.
I am not...
You are fast!
You are walking faster!
What's wrong with you?
You are walking faster!
Are you walking faster?
You are walking faster.
You are walking faster and faster.
That's right.
But...
Today, from Shizuoka...
A man who knows how to walk faster is here.
Hello. What's your name?
Yamazaki.
There is a way to walk faster in Shizuoka.
Have you seen it?
Yes, I have.
How is it compared to that way?
I think I can win.
You can win and walk faster?
What do you mean?
When you start walking, I will kick you from behind.
It hurts, doesn't it?
You are provoking me a lot.
It's like I'm driving a car.
You are provoking me from behind.
Let's do it.
Let's see if you can do it better than us.
It's unpleasant.
It's unpleasant, isn't it?
Why don't you kick him with your finger?
Who will win or lose?
I might lose.
That's right.
It's a "Myanmar" game.
You say "Myanmar" one by one.
When you get second place, you say "Myanmar" twice.
The number of times you say "Myanmar" increases, right?
That's right.
You can't do it, right?
No, I can't.
You can't do it, Sakurai-san, right?
When it's my turn, I decide.
I see.
Let's do it without you, Sakurai-san.
Let's do it with members who can do it.
Yes, please.
This time, we have amazing members.
Is that so?
This is the real "Myanmar" member, Yu-san.
Nice to meet you.
Is "Myanmar" game popular in Myanmar?
It's my first time hearing about it.
Is it your first time hearing about it?
I see.
It's like you're saying "Japan" in Japan.
This is my staff, Nagataki-kun.
But when it comes to "Myanmar", right?
That's right.
You're a "Myanmar" person, aren't you?
I'm a "Myanmar" person, aren't I?
Let's try it once.
Without you, Sakurai-san.
Yes.
Let's do it normally.
Starting from you.
Let's do it.
"Myanmar" game...
Start!
It's suspicious!
It's suspicious and I'm having a lot of fun!
I asked you if you could do it.
But you...
I'm sorry.
Let's switch.
Hey!
You can't do it anymore.
"Myanmar" game...
It's so much fun!
"Myanmar" game...
It's so much fun!
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
It's funny like this.
At first, it's "Myanmar" game.
What's funny about it?
Well, let's do it together.
Yes, we'll do it.
Let's get excited together.
"Myanmar" game...
Start! "Myanmar"
Myanmar
You're fast!
Why?
You're slowing me down.
Let's do it again.
"Myanmar" game...
Start! "Myanmar"
Myanmar
Let me do it more!
I see.
"Myanmar" game...
Myanmar
"Myanmar" game...
Can we do it for the second time?
Can we do it for the third time?
"Myanmyan" "Myanmyan" "Myanmyan" "Myanmyan"
It's difficult.
"Myanmyan" "Myanmyan"
The original speaker is good at it.
That's right.
You say "myanmyan" too much.
But, the original speaker also says "myanmyan"
Myanmyan
Kanpei speaks well.
Really?
"Myanmyan" "Myanmyan" "Myanmyan"
Would you like to make your own territory?
Let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last request is from Toshiyuki Sawada, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is 58 years old.
Toshi-chan.
I can't make a 'three' with my fingers.
I'm like that, too.
My thumb and little finger don't stick together,
and the three fingers in between don't stretch properly,
so it becomes a miserable 'three'.
I run a kushikatsu shop,
and when three kushikatsu pass by,
the other clerks say, 'Three, understood!'
and make 'three' with their fingers,
but I can't do it.
My colleagues at the shop make fun of me and I feel frustrated.
Detective, could you please help me make 'three' with my fingers?
Also, is there anyone in the world who can't do it like me?
I'm seriously worried about it. Thank you.
Excuse me.
He was right next to me.
How old are you, Detective?
Okay, one, two, three!
This is...
- Why? - Huh?
Detective, have you been doing this since you were born?
- I can do it if you hold it like this. - Okay.
For those of you who can't do all 'three',
- he did his best today. - I'm happy. Thank you.
- Detective, please watch carefully. - Okay.
- Please watch carefully. - Okay.
- This time, we have Sada-san. Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- How old are you? - I'm 58 years old.
- What can you not do? - 'Three'.
One...
Two...
Three.
- You're so far apart. - I can't do it.
- The other side. - No, I think you can do it better.
Index finger. One...
Two...
Three.
This may be serious, isn't it?
No, I go in the bath and try a massage of my own, or I don't put it on, or I do it.
In fact, there are people who have sent the same request.
Here you go!
- Oh, hello. - Oh, hello.
- Oh, yes, hello. Nice to meet you. - Oh, nice to meet you.
- What is your name? - Oh, my name is Yuuko Saito.
- Yuuko Saito. - Yes.
- Please give me an "3" with your middle finger. - Yes.
Do your best!
- Are you serious about this? - I'm serious.
- It's a little different shape of "3", isn't it? - It's a little bent here, isn't it?
- So maybe... - Yes.
- Oh, it's hard! - Really?
- Yes. - It's a little hard.
- Wow, it's hard! - It doesn't move.
- Why? - No, I don't know.
- Did you put it on? - No.
- So, on the contrary, if you stretch it out here... - Yes.
Ah!
- If you stretch it out here... - Ah!
Ah!
- By the way, Saito-san... - Yes.
- When did you realize you couldn't do "3" anymore? - Well, when I was in middle school.
- I think it was when "three-piece" was popular. - Oh, you mean "kouen".
- Yes. I don't know if it's a drama or not. - No, it's not.
- It's not like you can do it. - No, I know how you feel.
- I know how you feel. - I know it.
- I know it. I know it very well. - I don't know it at all.
- It doesn't have to be like "kouen". - "Three - piece" was popular.
- "Three-piece" of "seien". - I didn't know it was like "kouen".
- It's like "kouen". - Well, it's...
- It's not like you can do it normally. - It's like "kouen" normally.
"kouen"!
"Hype-oh-tsu". It's weird.
You can do it!
- Oh, you can do it with your left hand. - Oh, you can do it with your right hand!
- Can you do it with both hands? - I don't think I can rest assured.
- Hello? - Oh, hello!
- It's Tani... - Oh, it's Tani-sensei. Can I help you?
- There are two people who can't do "three" with their fingers. - Two people? - Yes.
- The muscles and tendons that bend fingers are all together in the wrist, right? - Everything is gathered in the wrist.
- It's all gathered. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If you bend your little finger, your ring finger and middle finger will bend with you. - Oh, it's bent. Is it that bad?
- If you bend your little finger? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Not at all! - If you bend your little finger and point it out...
What can we do?!
- I think we have no choice but to test our luck. - Must go against it, right? - Yeah!
Let's do this first.
- Let's do "gu," "pa"... - "Gu, pa"...
- "Gu," - "Guu,"
"pa"... -"pa"...
- "Gu," - "gu,"
"pa"... -"pa"...
Gu,
"pa"...
gu,
"pa"...
Yes! One...
- Two... - Yes! Three!
- Okay! - Yeah!
- Nii! - Okay!
1, 2, 3...
Let's do it.
1, 2...
Don't push me!
Look at me with your left hand.
1, 2...
I did it!
Look at me!
1, 2...
Where do you think you're going?
Ms. Saito, this is tough. You're not improving at all!
Yes...
This is...
What should we do?
Actually...
Yes?
We used to have a request from the night school because we couldn't do this 3.
What?
At that time, the detective said...
What?
Hello?
Yes?
We used to have a request from the night school because we couldn't do this 3.
Oh, I see...
Now, we have two requesters who can't do this 3.
Oh, I see...
We're practicing how to fix it, but we can't do it.
Oh, I can't do it...
What kind of practice did you do?
Well...
I think...
Well...
I think we had one of these 3.
No, we didn't.
When you were in the night school, didn't you ask the teacher?
Oh, I forgot about it.
Are you serious about it?
I'm not serious about it.
Excuse me. May I help you?
Thank you for coming.
My name is Mr. Naito.
You count "one", "two", "three", right?
Yes, we do.
"One", "two", "three", "three".
Does "three" extend like this?
This is a normal glove.
This is the easiest way.
Use a rubber band, little finger and little finger like this.
How did you feel when you used it?
Yamada...Goro?
Yes, from Komon.
He called me "Borukase".
You wrap it like this.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Yes, like that.
Like that.
"One", "two", "three".
I'm sorry.
But it works.
Rubber band makes it hurt.
I've thought about it again.
This is the sound.
Let's sit down.
The sound is...
Wow!
You can bend it according to the rhythm.
I see!
That's all you need.
Is that what you came up with?
What's this?
Do the "goo sangoo"
One more time.
One...
Two...
- With your fingers together... - With your fingers together...
That's right!
- I'm very proud of you. - You can do it!
- You're a scientist, right? An inventor... - Well, I don't know that much about it.
- I don't know much about it, but I know a lot about it. - Last one!
- One... - One... Two...
- You can do it! - So close...
- So close! - So close!
- You're getting very close! - You're getting very close!
- We have one more lesson for you. We have one more good idea for you. - What is it?
- Are you done? - Yes, I'm done!
- What is it? - It's a product with a completely different idea.
- What is it? - This is on your little finger. - What is it?
- Magic...
- Magic... Oh, it's a magnet! - That's right.
- This is the last method. - The last one!
- Get closer...
Wow!
One...
Two...
Three!
Perfect!
Can you open it now?
- With only your fingers? - No, I can't.
- You're too strong! - No, I'm not.
No, no, no...
- Yodogawa Edison is amazing! - Amazing!
I don't think he used it much as a kid, so I think it's become a habit for him.
I think he'll continue using it.
- So, please buy "Magic Pachinko". - Yes.
- That's the best... - I want one of those, too.
Now, please stop asking for "three".
Now, I'd like to say a few words...
Today, we have four requests.
Let me read them.
This request is from Asada Miyu, who lives in Kyoto City. She's 24 years old.
- Good evening, detectives. - Good evening.
That was about three years ago, when I was working for a company in Tokyo.
The next day, my mother sent me some dumplings from my family in Kyoto.
The next day, I handed them out at work, and when I got back to my desk, I realized I didn't have any dumplings for me.
So I asked people around me, "Huh? Where did my dumplings go? Don't you know?"
Then my boss came to me with a bright red face and said, "What did you just say?!"
I couldn't believe it, so I asked him back.
In Kyoto, people have been calling dumplings "oman" for a long time.
But in Tokyo, it sounds like it has a different meaning.
When I found out about it later, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to die.
So here's my request.
I'd like you to look up in which areas around the country words become taboo.
I'd like you to do a serious investigation so that people who feel embarrassed like me won't come out in the future.
I've been receiving this request for 23 years now.
Unfortunately, it's not suitable for broadcast.
That's right.
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All over the country, Manchin branch school.
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It's said like a taboo, but it's a very valuable research in ethnology.
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It's not a taboo, it's a very important research.
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