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Good evening! We are Kaminokin! Good evening!
This is Detective Nightscoop Returns, where we look back on past masterpieces.
Tonight, we will show you what aired on October 2nd, 2015.
First, we have the boy who loves vacuum cleaners. Do you remember him?
Dyson! Dyson! Dyson!
Then, we have the legend of the client who has several detective notebooks.
Mr. Nonoyama and Detective Takeyama will recreate the classic scenes of the drama.
Lastly, we challenged ourselves to sneeze, burp, and fart in a row, but it was really hard.
Now, it's time for Detective Nightscoop Returns!
Detective Nightscoop Returns
It's time for Detective Nightscoop Returns!
One of us, Detective Nightscoop, will thoroughly investigate the mysteries and questions that exist in today's complicated modern society!
I'm your host, Natsu Yurika!
We will follow the requests of our viewers and find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth!
And our guest for today is Mr. Kida Taro, the greatest detective in the world!
Our first guest is Mr. Sakata Naohisa, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is 31 years old.
Good evening, detectives!
Good evening!
This is sudden, but our two-year-old son is afraid of vacuum cleaners.
When he starts using them, he starts crying and runs away.
He is so afraid of vacuum cleaners that he can't clean them.
Mr. Taro, the greatest detective in the world! Please cure your son's fear of vacuum cleaners and let him and his parents enjoy cleaning.
I hated vacuum cleaners when I was about one or two years old.
At first, I was afraid of them just by hearing about them, but now I'm not afraid of them even when I see their shapes.
Have they been cured? Let's watch the video.
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you. My name is Sakata, and I'm the director of Nightscube.
Oh! Hello!
- Nao? - What are you saying, Nao? I'm calling you by your name.
- Oh, Nao? - Yes.
- Inshun? - Yes?
- Inshun, how old were you? - Anpanman.
- Anpanman? - Yes.
- Wait a minute. You don't like cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, do you? - Yes.
- Can you bring me a vacuum cleaner? - Yes.
- Did you say yes? - Yes.
- Will you bring me a vacuum cleaner? - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- I'm not afraid of you. - What?
- I'm not afraid of you. - You've been acting tough lately.
- Even if you fall, it should hurt, but it doesn't. - Oh, you're manly.
- Oh, the vacuum cleaner is here. - It's here?
- Yes. - Is it okay?
- Yes. - She said it's okay.
- Is it okay? - Can you leave me alone?
- You're hiding! - Can I say something honestly?
- The vacuum cleaner is here.
You're scared, aren't you?
- That's enough. - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
You'll get traumatized! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You haven't turned on the vacuum cleaner yet.
- Are you ready? - Do I look like Bikeman?
Anpanman? Do you want to look like Bikeman?
- I'll wear Bikeman again. - Oh, laundry.
- Oh, bring out the laundry, woman. - Okay.
- Are you bringing it out? - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
Soccer ball and orange ball are waiting for you!
- Huh? - Rin-chin, soccer ball and orange ball are waiting for you!
- Please come in. - I'm Anpanman!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Please come in.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Rin-chin! Rin-chin!
- Are you okay? - Rin-chin!
- Come here! - Rin-chin!
Run away! Run away!
- Rin-chin! Rin-chin! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Rin-chin! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Ride the horse! - Ride the horse!
- Hurry up! - What is it?
- It's no good. - What is it?
Have you ever used any other vacuum cleaner?
- At first, it was a blanket vacuum cleaner. - I see.
- I had a smaller one at that time. - Can I bring it?
- No. - No.
- Shall we not use it? - No.
- Do you have any other vacuum cleaner? - I had one at home.
I thought, "Oh, I have another vacuum cleaner."
- Can we use this one? - Yes.
- Can we use this one? - Yes, you can.
- Can we? - I happened to have a vacuum cleaner.
I thought it would be a good choice.
I said, "Shun, I have a vacuum cleaner."
Then he said, "Vacuum cleaner?"
- I see. - It's hard.
Here you go.
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
- I'm Tani. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm sorry to interrupt you, but... - Hello.
- I think you've heard of it. - Yes.
- I'm afraid of vacuum cleaners. - I'm afraid of them.
- Yes. - He made it clear.
I have a perception that I don't like vacuum cleaners.
- I'm afraid of it. - I'm afraid of it.
- What is this? - Paon!
- Do you like Paon? - Yes!
- Would you play with me if Paon came? - Yes!
- Would you feed me? - Yes!
- Will there be a big Paon? - Yes!
Will there be a big Paon?
Paon! I'm hungry!
Paon!
- I'm hungry! - I'm hungry, Paon!
- Paon!
- Oh! Oh! Paon is here! - I'm hungry, Paon!
- Look! He's hungry!
- Shun, feed him! - Paon!
- Shun, feed him! Feed him! - Paon!
- Look! He got three! He got three!
- I'll feed you! - I'm afraid!
- Paon, come back!
- I'm afraid!
- Paon, do you want me to hold you? - I'm afraid!
- What about me? - I'm afraid, too.
(laughter)
- Baon was completely hated!
- I wish it could go a little more naturally.
- Please think about it.
- Yes.
- Excuse me?
- Yes?
- Regarding vacuum cleaners,
- Yes?
- We've received requests for them,
but can you use them for something?
- My five-year-old son loves vacuum cleaners too much.
- From the age of three, he woke up to vacuum cleaners,
- Every day, from morning to night,
- He learned about vacuum cleaners,
- When he goes to a store, he doesn't leave the store,
- Even if he goes to someone else's house,
- He starts using that person's vacuum cleaner on his own,
- Even if you don't know about it,
- Suddenly, you talk about vacuum cleaners for an eternity,
- Would you like to see it for once?
(laughter)
- It's the exact opposite!
(laughter)
- It's kind of natural and nice, isn't it?
- I think he'll play with a vacuum cleaner with a lot of fun.
- However, since it's the first time you'll meet him,
- If it's possible,
- You can have his friends join you,
- And you can all go like this with your friends.
- Excuse me, are you a vacuum cleaner?
(laughter)
- He loves vacuum cleaners.
- He's Noriaki-kun.
- Noriaki-kun, how old are you?
- How old am I?
- FIVE YEARS OLD!
- Would you like me to clean you up with the vacuum cleaner I showed you earlier?
- Yes, please.
- Noriaki-kun talks about this vacuum cleaner a lot.
- Could you cooperate?
- DAHHHHH!
- DAISON! DAISON! DAISON!
- DAISON!
- YOU'RE SO CUTE! YOU'RE SO CUTE!
- You're not cute at all!
- YOU'RE SO CUTE! YOU'RE SO CUTE!
- A company! - A company! A company! A company!
- Let's go! - I'm not sure I'll succeed in this strategy, but I'm not resentful!
Alright! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go to Inshu's place!
- Inshu! You made friends! - I'm glad! - Good for you! You're so energetic!
Another friend is coming.
Noriaki!
I'm sorry.
I found a vacuum cleaner.
I didn't know you would use it.
I want to take it home with me.
You want to take it home with you?
You know what?
Inshu, Inshu, Noriaki, your friends.
What is this?
It's okay, it's okay.
What are you doing?
I'm checking how much suction power there is.
How much suction power is there?
It's a very rare item like this.
She found out.
It's rare.
Honestly, it's scary, isn't it?
So can I have it?
You can't fix scary things.
What is this?
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I'm sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Honestly, it's OK.
Look at this. It's fine.
With this, you can suck in all the tiny garbage from outland.
Can I ride it?
Yes.
Mom, look.
Shut up, Yumi-san.
Look, there's a baby on it.
So you can ride any vacuum cleaner.
It's safe.
But it's dirty.
This brush is so dirty now.
But you can wash it, so it's okay.
Mom, it's safe.
Hey, don't speak like a baby.
It's okay.
Look, you can suck it in with your hands.
Like this.
Look, you can suck in all the tiny garbage from outland.
But it's dirty.
Can you try it?
Roll it.
Here.
You're good at it.
You can drop it a little, but it's okay.
It won't come out.
Look, you can roll it.
Look, you can suck it in.
Can you try it?
- Are you scared? - I'm not scared.
- Think of something good. - Really? I'm counting on you.
- Hey, look at this. - Anpanman.
- This Anpanman moves like this.
- Let's try it. - I'll turn it on.
- Let's try it. - Okay.
- Let's do it like this. - Okay.
- Let's do it like this. - Wow.
- Wow.
- You're good at cleaning. - Yeah.
- You're good at cleaning. - I'm not scared.
- You're not scared of cleaning, right? - Yeah.
Oh, you're here again.
- I'm not scared. - Do you like it?
- I'm not scared of cleaning. - Okay.
- I'm not scared of cleaning. - Yeah, good job.
- Good job. You can do it. - You can do it.
- Hang in there.
It's very strong.
It's forcible, but...
You know, normally, when you're next to her, she hates you so much...
But when you're with Okio, normally...
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
But... I did my best.
So...
I hope you love Sojiki.
I'm the winner!
You're the winner!
I'll give you Sojiki.
You'll give me Sojiki?
Yes!
Then, let's clean up together!
Yes!
You're not afraid of Sojiki anymore, right?
Yes!
Phew!
Is it hot?
Wow!
That's amazing!
The power of children is amazing!
Rather than adults saying "no, no",
it's persuasive for adults to say "yes, yes".
After I said "I'll give you the vacuum cleaner I just bought myself",
the rare one said "give it to me"!
The rare one said "give it to me"!
Here is the next request!
The next one is from Masahiro Nonoyama who lives in Aichi Prefecture.
He is a 46-year-old company employee.
Yes.
I know you for a long time.
Yes, I know you for a long time.
I'm Nonoyama and I'm aiming for the tenth detective notebook.
Yes, Nonoyama.
Since it was adopted in 2009,
we have collected stories that can be part two of a classic drama.
Wow!
That's serious!
We would be happy if you could show it to us.
Wow!
That's Nonoyama.
In 2009, about six years ago,
Ishida Detective asked us to recreate a classic scene
in a drama every time.
Six years later,
we have collected more stories about Nonoyama.
That's what we were asked to do.
So we thought we could make a series of classic dramas
even for the detective bureau.
We thought we could make a series of classic dramas
even for the detective bureau.
That's why we recreated it this time.
You will also do it in the future.
Yes, we will.
It's part two.
Please watch it carefully.
It's been a while.
Thank you for having me.
It happens from time to time.
Yes.
I did it for the first time in 2009.
I don't know if you remember it.
There was a classic scene in a drama.
People who fight on the roof of a building and fall to their deaths always die in the same pose.
Either with their hands open or up.
There is no bar.
No, there is no proper bar.
What are you doing?
Shut up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
When the camera is on, I'm like, "Whoa, wait a minute!"
Stop the bike!
I'm dodging it!
I brought the strongest one today.
- Do you want to test it after six years? - Yes.
Really? I'm interested in it. I want to know.
- Well... - What is it?
It's a series of using words you don't say in real life.
- A series of using words you don't say in real life? - Yes.
For example, when a detective chases a criminal,
and stops a taxi,
you don't say "Taxi!" even though you can't hear it.
- Yes. - You don't say "Taxi!" loudly.
- You've never stopped a taxi in real life? - No, I haven't.
- You don't say "This way" normally? - No.
- You've never said "Taxi!" normally? - No, I haven't.
- You're definitely doing detective dramas. - Yes.
- There are other ones like that. - Yes.
That's interesting.
When a kid gets a present, like in dramas,
they always say "Wow!"
- They say "Wow! I wanted this!" - They say "Wow!"
- But you don't say "Wow!" - No, you don't say "Wow!"
- You say "Yay!" though, right? - Yes, you say "Yay!"
In real life, you get a plastic model you like and say "Wow! Yay!"
- You say that, right? - Yes.
- You don't say "Wow!" - No, you don't say "Wow!"
- You don't say "Wow!" - The third one is...
"No way" is a standard word you don't say normally.
- I see. - What kind of setting is that?
- For example... - In a drama.
- In a detective drama... - Yes.
- When an incident happens unexpectedly... - Yes.
- The detectives often say "No way." - They say it.
But you say it back in words you don't normally say.
- You say "No way" back in words you don't normally say. - What are you saying?
- It's a standard, right? I see it a lot. - Yes.
What is it?
- This isn't the right setting. - Okay.
- To make it more realistic... - You want to be a detective?
I want to change and do it.
- That's the truth. - No way.
- I'll say it.
- You will say it.
- After "no way"... - Yes.
- That "no way"... - Yes.
- That's it. - I hear it a lot.
- I hear it a lot. That's it. - Yes.
That's it.
- Can I say it normally? - Yes.
If this really happened...
- That's the truth. - Really?
- That's it. - I was surprised.
- That's it. We were wrong. - Weren't you there?
- I wasn't there. - Really?
- I wasn't there. - We were wrong.
- Weren't you on the other side of Junko? - She wasn't there.
- She wasn't...
- If it's not standard, it doesn't have a plot. - Yes.
- It's something that should have a plot. - I see.
- Is there anything else? - Yes.
- You are still doing it? - Yes, I am.
For example, when a man and a woman detective is about to be found by a suspect, they rush to catch a couple and hug each other.
Have you seen it before?
Yes, it's a standard.
Is this also a standard?
Yes.
Do you want to do it?
Hey girl, come out.
Yes.
It's him.
Oh no, he's coming this way.
Too long!
Mr. Momoyama, it's too long!
Junko, where are you now?
Where are you now?!
Even when his phone is off...
Hello?!
He continues to talk.
The girl who saw the murder scene is holding a stuffed animal.
The newspaper in the drama is...
...Maicho Newspaper.
I said standard! Standard!
The fight scene in the school drama is...
...decided and passed.
The train always passes.
There's a lot of stuff.
There's more.
There's more standard stuff?
Yes.
May I?
Yes, yes.
This time, "Wataru Seiken"...
...is usually standard.
It came up in my mind!
This is unique.
What is "Wataru Seiken"?
In a shop called "Kouraku"...
Yes, Chinese food.
When the phone rings...
...Izumi Pingo comes out...
...and says "Yes, yes, I'm coming out now"...
...while taking his mouthpiece.
I've seen that before!
Is that a standard in "Kouraku"?
I don't know who he's talking about...
...but it's not like you can hear it.
It's already autumn!
"Yes, yes, I'm coming out now"!
"Yes, it's Kouraku"!
"Teru-chan is in the hospital"?
"Dad, Teru-chan is in the hospital"!
What? Teru-chan is in the hospital?
It's exactly like that!
Next one?
Yes.
Just this one?
Yes.
Can I ask you for one more?
It's already over.
There's more?
Yes.
In bed scenes...
...when there's more violence...
...the camera grabs the sheets...
...and the woman's hand goes up.
Let's not do it anymore!
What should we do now?
Let me explain.
Yes.
It's like we're going to knock it down here.
Yes.
Like that, we're going to get on here.
Yes.
Mr. Takeyama is a professional.
Yes, yes.
We've been excited about doing a lot of things.
Yes, yes.
We can't show it in the drama anymore.
We can't show it on TV anymore.
We're going to let the viewers imagine it.
So we're going to show you the sheets.
We're going to show you the drama here, right?
Yes, yes.
Yes, right?
Yes.
Can I ask you something?
Yes.
Can you sit down for a second?
Yes.
Am I playing the role of a woman?
Yes.
It was decided.
It happened naturally.
Yes.
Can I just confirm one thing?
Yes.
I saw a video like this six years ago.
Yes, you did.
Yes.
You're not that kind of person, are you?
No, I'm not.
I'm not that kind of person.
You're not, are you?
I'm just doing it as a drama theme.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I'm doing it as a scene in the drama.
Yes.
Thank you for watching this video.
Thank you for watching.
Satisfied?
Yes.
I'll be waiting for you again.
Yes.
Good morning.
Well...
I think you'll know if you watch it, but...
I said it strongly to the staff earlier.
I'll never do a series production again!
That's right.
No one has ever done something like this before.
[Satisfied?]
This is a request from Naoto Ohta, a 21-year-old college third-year student who lives in Tokyo.
Suddenly, I'm trying a big trick right now.
It's called 'burp snart', which appears in an American movie called 'grown-ups 2'.
To explain 'burp snart' simply,
it's a sequence of burping, sneezing and throwing up.
It sounds simple, but it's actually quite difficult.
In the movie, it's not the actual sound,
but you think you're making an effect sound,
but somehow you can't do it in real life,
and I've been practicing for eight months since I saw the movie yesterday.
However, I've never succeeded.
I hope there are detectives who can help me succeed.
Thank you.
I'm glad Sarabe-kun is here.
There was a detective who helped me succeed.
I told him about it,
and he told me about the burping and sneezing,
and it has a cool name called 'burp snart'.
First of all, it has a meaning.
First of all, 'burp' means 'to burp',
and 'snart' means 'sneeze' and 'fart'.
That's why it's called 'burp snart'.
This detective has been trying for eight months,
and he still can't do it.
Is burp snart possible for humans?
VTR.
Fail.
How old are you now?
I'm 21 years old.
Are you a college student?
Yes, I am.
So you want to burp and sneeze in order.
Yes.
By the way, which university do you go to?
I go to Hosei University.
What?!
If I don't achieve this,
I'll be too passionate about studying.
That's not true!
It's really difficult when you try it.
When you try it?
Yes.
I don't know.
Should we watch a movie first?
Yes.
Huh?
Adult Boys Yoyo Applaud?
No, that's not what it was in America.
Oh, so Houdai is Adult Boys Yoyo Applaud?
Yes, that's right.
I'm surprised you borrowed this.
First of all, what's it about?
It's about when you're a kid and your best friend grows up and gets together again to do stupid things.
It's an American comedy.
Oh, it's right here.
Yeah, I got a burp start coming.
(Laughs)
Oh, this is amazing.
(Burps)
It's less of a span than I expected.
That's right.
So I think in this movie, they're using sound effects.
That's true.
Right now, it might not be natural.
But I thought it might be possible even with human power.
I want to do it with my own power.
With your words and looks, you're starting to look like Keisuke Honda.
(Laughs)
Your feelings are starting to show.
How did you normally do it?
I can always make a burp.
You can make a burp?
Yes.
(Burps)
Hey!
(Laughs)
Nice!
I can do it, too.
Oh, really?
(Burps)
(Laughs)
I can't really sneeze.
Oh, I see.
Here.
Whoa!
You're sprinkling pepper on a kid!
This is terrible.
I'll stop it myself!
I'll draw a line myself!
I'm confident about sneezing, surprisingly.
See?
Amazing.
I think I'll sneeze.
What about puking?
At night and late at night, I'll puke more.
At night and late at night?
Tell me about it.
You started it early.
Sorry.
I have to do it like this.
Let's do it at the same time.
OK.
Here it is.
I found it.
There is a point.
Here it is.
Amazing.
I can't sneeze in time.
It's my first time in my life.
I thought I couldn't sneeze in time.
I've never felt like I couldn't sneeze in time.
Go.
Wait a minute.
It's so hard to sneeze in a month.
And I have a pimple here.
It's impossible.
If you decide it's impossible, it's impossible.
But if you believe you can do it and do it,
I think you can do it.
It sounds like a famous saying of childhood.
But you can't even sneeze.
I don't know how to say it, but I can do it.
I can do it.
When you're about to sneeze, you don't have time to breathe.
So it's better for you to sneeze without breathing.
You're asking for a new technique.
You've done it before, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
It's not about human structure.
And you're doing it as a gap.
But if I decide not to do it, I won't do it.
So I think it's worth a try.
Don't do it like a job.
But it's amazing.
You're doing it as a gap.
I think more people can do it.
I'll call my friends.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Hello.
They're here.
Welcome.
Are you all from Hosei?
Yes, we're from Hosei.
Hosei.
But we're second generation.
Second generation.
Good kids are here.
We're good friends.
I think it's worth a try.
Tell me when you're about to throw up.
Gashan, Gashan, it's not here.
I thought I could do it now, but it stopped.
I may be able to do it.
Give me a small one.
It's embarrassing.
If you keep doing it, it will tickle you.
Stop it.
There is no need for a burps note.
What's that sound?
I was about to burp, but when I did, I heard a strange voice.
It's not a sound coming from a person.
Except for the burps, everyone else sneezed.
Next, a burp is a big question, isn't it?
A burp doesn't come even if you wait for it, does it?
We have to pick up a burp.
We have to set up a burp.
If you use this and put air in it, a burp will automatically come out.
It's a simple system.
You burped today, didn't you?
I burped about three times.
There's a lot of tissue paper in there.
Wash it properly.
It's in there, isn't it?
Is everyone ready?
It's already coming out.
It comes out right away.
This is a big chance.
Concentrate.
I'm glad I went as far as I could.
Damn it!
So close!
Damn it!
So close!
The gap is too wide!
So close!
You're amazing!
You're playing another sport alone...
I want to achieve what I've achieved so far.
I'll end it for you.
I'll end it for you!
Naoto, you're such a good friend.
Thank you.
By the way...
You're trying so hard for me.
I can't give up even if I give birth.
I want you to succeed today.
You're trying so hard for me.
I hope you like me more than you like me today.
Mr. Wataru, please.
Mr. Wataru?
Mr. Wataru, what are you doing?
You're trying to get close to me while pulling me down.
I'm scared of you.
Let's do it together.
No, no, no.
I want to fight with you for a moment.
This is the only number.
Mr. Wataru, if you like me...
Oh, okay. Let's do it like that.
I'm nervous.
This is amazing!
Damn it!
I really wanted you to do it!
Can I do it now?
Yes, you can.
Okay.
[coughing]
[cheering and laughing]
I'm so happy!
I didn't know you'd be so moved.
What did you think, Nagata?
I think we've overcome this obstacle and our friendship has grown.
I think I like you more now than I used to.
[cheering and laughing]
What did you think?
[cheering and laughing]
You made a vacuum cleaner!
Yeah!
You made a vacuum cleaner!