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BEDDO no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Around the bed, you take off everything and scatter it all away...
...and you dance in a secret room only for weekends
SHIKU o odori tsuzuketeru omae o tsutamaete... You, who keeps dancing around in a secret room, are captured...
...and you kiss me only at this moment... ...and you kiss me only at this moment.. .
...and you hug me tighter than usual...
It's time for Detective Night Scoop!
Keeping a sharp eye on the complicated modern society...
...Thoroughly investigate various mysteries and questions...
...I'm Toshiyuki Nishida, the director of Detective Night Scoop!
Thank you!
And today's secretary is...
...I'm Hirodo Ayumi Anonymous!
I'm Herodine, an apprentice secretary!
Based on requests from TV viewers, this detective station...
...I will immediately dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
thank you!
And today's advisor must be on the night scoop...
...This is Professor Hiroito Hayashi's description of the cooking world!
please!
thank you!
Then, shall we start with the first request today?
Yes! First of all, it is a request from Mr. Hibiki Ishido, who lives in Nishiwa-ki, Hyogo Prefecture, who is 18 years old and a man.
Yes!
Director Nishida, good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Ever since I was a child, I have loved buying and eating 10 yen sweets at a nearby candy store.
Yes!
I think it was about ten years ago, when I was in the second year of elementary school, but I bought a candy with a fortune-telling card at the candy store.
On the card that came out, it said, "You may one day become a noble."
Ever since that day, I have cherished that card and spent it with great care.
Surprisingly, this fortune-teller seems to have quite a power.
Fortune-telling is a big hit!
This spring, I really became a nobleman and made my debut at the Sonoda Racecourse in Hyogo Prefecture!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
I think I became a nobleman thanks to this fortune-telling card.
Therefore, I would like to report that I received a fortune-telling card from the president of the company that makes this fortune-telling card candy that is surprisingly popular and I would like to thank him.
Interesting!
However, I only have the card in my hand and I do not remember which company's candy it was.
Please, detectives, lend me your strength!
Thank you very much!
That's what it said.
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Let me tell you about Jockey Ishido.
His passion for fortune-telling is really amazing.
Even before he became a nobleman, I think it was in elementary school, when the candy came out.
Even from that time, if this dream came true and he became a nobleman, he decided to ask Night Scoop for this topic and ask them to solve it for him.
Wow!
He passed and the next day, he sent an order to Night Scoop.
Wow!
And it came true!
That's amazing!
Please take a look at whether he was able to meet the president of the company who gave him the opportunity to become a nobleman and find the candy!
Please take a look!
Wow!
Now, we have come to Nishiwaki Baji Park.
Wow!
There are customers who have come to a great place today.
Hello!
This is for you, Night Scoop.
Ishidou-kun...
Yes!
Oh, Ishidou-kun!
Yes!
This is for you, Night Scoop.
Thank you!
Yes!
You asked for it, didn't you?
Yes!
I have something on my mind right now.
Yes!
I will tell you about it after this.
Oh, you have to drink it now!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
Yes!
Ishidou-kun, you are the eldest son of the former owner, right?
Yes!
I am the eldest son.
Thank you for having me.
What did you just say?
Oh, you already started talking!
Yes!
This is called an ability test.
It's a test before a race.
You can adjust your abilities with this.
Oh!
For a race.
Here it is.
The second horse.
It's Ishidou-kun, isn't it?
The second horse.
He is wearing a black hat.
You are riding a horse, but you look like an elementary school student, Ishidou-kun.
It hasn't been long since I made my debut, but I'm probably the fastest in the local horse race.
Did you win 10 races?
I won 14 races.
Did you win 14 races?
Yes, and I've won four in a row since I made my debut.
You look like an elementary school student.
Are you a genius?
I think I have something.
That's what he's like.
Thank you for your hard work.
I read your e-mail.
Is this it?
Yes.
You put it in a plastic bag.
I can't say anything because it's Ishidou-kun's treasure or life-deciding item.
From my point of view, it's very sloppy.
This was ringing in my heart all the time.
You may one day be a rider.
Look at the back.
The back is too old and gone.
When I saw this, I became conscious of being a rider.
I thought I might be a rider.
First of all, I put this under my study desk so that I could see it every day.
I was going to high school, but I couldn't give up being a rider.
I decided to quit high school and go my own way.
You quit high school and went to riding school.
That's right.
Without this, I don't think I would be where I am now.
What kind of snack was it?
I don't know if it was ramune or gum, but it was 10 yen.
Is this 10 yen?
It's 10 yen.
You decided your life with a 10-yen snack.
I decided my life with a 10-yen snack.
That's right.
I would like to say thank you to the president of the company that makes these snacks.
I want to say thank you.
You got used to saving money.
If possible, I would like you to come and see my own race.
To the president of the company?
Yes.
If you weren't a jockey, what would you like to be?
I would like to be a commentator.
What kind of commentator?
Racing commentator.
Oh, you would like to be a commentator?
Yes.
Can you commentate? Have you done it before?
Yes, I love it.
Oh, can I have an Ipsumo cup?
Yes, you can.
Really?
In the Ipsumo cup, I had my own horse.
Oh, Black Spinel.
Yes, but I lost.
Round 16 is ready.
The race has started.
A little before 13, "a day in the life" has started from the back.
First of all, the race has started.
I like his voice.
First of all, Black Spinel.
Here he is.
Black Spinel is the one and only horse owner of Kani Takeyama.
Yes, he is.
He has four horses.
Next of all, Sato Arthur of 16 and Glew Yale of 5.
I can't hear you at all.
Black Spinel of 21 is stretching a little.
Next of all, Sato Arthur of 16 is in the lead.
Next of all, Maynell Frost of 17.
Then, Passero Carbro Rose of 13 and Glew Yale of 4.
In a battle of Sato Arthur, Maynell Frost of 12 wins in 2nd place.
Passero Carbro Rose of 13 will be able to ride in 3rd or 4th place.
Black Spinel lost.
I knew you would lose.
Isn't he very good?
Even if you quit playing Jockey, you can eat well.
Seriously.
About here is your hometown.
Yes, it is.
Family Shop, Shimo Bayashi.
You bought the house here, right?
That's right.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Welcome. - Thank you.
- Do you remember me? - Yes, I do.
It's been seven years.
- It's been seven years. - Yes, I know you.
- Hello. - Yes.
I'm looking for some sweets.
- Can I have a look? - Sure, go ahead.
Nothing?
This area hasn't changed much.
No.
About 10 years ago, there was something like fortune- telling in it.
I'm looking for this candy.
There are 3 kinds of candy.
I hope you remember it.
But I can't remember it.
She saw this candy and became famous.
That's right.
This changed my life.
I'm glad you did it.
You just bought a horse-racing horse.
I didn't buy it.
You got famous for once.
We came to a street food stall.
Isn't it this one?
It's a street food stall, isn't it?
There is a lot of candy.
I'm looking for a candy.
About 10 years ago, there was something like fortune- telling in it.
I hope you remember it.
There is a lot of money in it.
I think I used it in the past.
There is a lot of money in it.
I hope you become a famous person soon.
Soccer scratch?
There is a small card in it.
Does it mean that there is a small card in it?
I don't know.
It's like a gag.
Does it mean like this?
It's like a gag.
Jack Seika.
Is it an eastern Osaka company?
It's a company that makes gold and silver coins for children.
Does it mean that there is a high possibility of this company selling it?
It's expensive.
Jack Seika Co., Ltd.
I'm sorry.
I'm Detective Nightscope of Asahi Broadcasting.
I'm looking for some sweets today.
They were sold for 10 yen.
I think it's like ramune sweets.
It's fortune-telling.
Something like this was in it.
Yes, you were doing it.
I was doing it.
It didn't sell that much.
I think it was discontinued in two or three years.
Did you sell it?
No, I didn't do it at all.
What kind of sweets were in it?
I think it was fortune-telling sweets.
Fortune-telling sweets?
Do you remember?
I don't remember, but it seems like it.
The contents were probably ramune.
Ramune!
Are you the president?
Yes, I am.
President.
Yes.
He's the client today.
Yes.
He was looking for these sweets.
Yes.
I met fortune-telling.
I wanted to become a kishu.
I quit high school and went to a kishu school.
I came to Hyogo Prefecture in spring of this year.
I became a kishu employee.
That's amazing.
I came to this company...
I don't think I can live my life with these sweets.
I'm looking forward to it.
President, in a sense, it's a hit.
This fortune-telling was a hit.
By the way, did only fortune-tellers choose to do this?
No, it's not like that.
I came up with all of the designs.
Did you design all of them?
Yes, I did.
Did you design all of them yourself?
I asked the designer to design all of them.
I didn't want to waste fortune-telling.
I did it myself.
I worked day and night at my desk.
There were a lot of them.
Over ten years.
Yes.
There are only a few of them left.
This is a computer with various colors.
Wow!
There were 35 kinds of jobs.
Wow!
This is it!
Aerospace pilot, police officer, farmer, fireman, car racer.
There are a lot of cute ones.
They sell 10-yen sweets with this design.
There were a card and some ramune in it.
Wow!
This is it.
They sell 10-yen sweets with this design.
Yes.
Children used to run with 10-yen sweets.
Yes.
They are old-fashioned.
So, I wanted them to buy a lot of them at a reasonable price.
And I wanted them to enjoy it even a little.
When I was in the second grade of elementary school, I happened to see this fortune-telling mask.
And I became interested in the job of pilot.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm grateful that you've become a great adult.
Actually, I'm going to participate in "Sono da Keiba" tomorrow.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to come and see me riding in "Keiba".
I see.
Can you do it for me?
No problem.
Thank you very much.
Can you go tomorrow?
No problem.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry, but I have a live broadcast in Tokyo tomorrow.
I'm rooting for you in Tokyo.
Yes.
This is the first time for me to ride in "Keiba".
Ishido-kun's horse's name is "Asue-no-tobira-yu".
It's a cool name, isn't it?
I bought it!
Please, Ishido-kun!
I bought it, so I'll give you 10,000 yen.
The gate-in has ended.
The first race has started.
First of all, let me show you all of them.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, Ishido!
Lift it up! Lift it up! Good! Come on!
And "Asue-no-tobira-yu" with an orange hat from the outside.
The fifth "Heartland" is in between and it's solidified here.
Oh, it's coming up!
Good! Good! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push it! Good! Push it! Go!
From the four-corner curve to the straight line.
No. 2 "Clinchans" is still in the middle.
No. 9 "Miroartigul" is in between and it's solidified here.
No. 4 "Magic Box".
Go!
The lead is "Samba-shin".
No. 10 "Asuspindol" is in between and it's solidified here.
No. 9 "Miroartigul" is in between and it's solidified here.
No. 8 "Piano-chan" is in between and it's solidified here.
You did a good job.
I'm really happy.
Please be proud of me.
It's no good.
I lost 10,000 yen.
Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Gogoro Ishidomo.
I'm sorry I failed.
I'm sorry for putting pressure on you.
Thank you very much.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to use it for the race when I won for the first time.
That's right. That's an important thing.
Please keep it safe.
I'll treasure it.
I'll give you this commemorative ghost.
Thank you very much.
I made my dream come true and became a jockey
I met a good president and met him
He said to me "I'll leave it to you, son"
I bought 10,000 yen from Tokyo too
I thought it was suspicious because the most popular horse was 1.6 times
The most popular horse was 1.6 times
I didn't buy a horse
Scary scary
Let's move on to the next request
This request is from Mori Aya, 27 years old, who lives in Kagawa prefecture
Can you listen to it?
Yes
I'm very curious about how hot it gets when you drop boiling water from a certain height
It's difficult to find out by yourself
Detective Night Scoop, thank you for your verification
Thank you
Have you ever thought about it?
No, I haven't
It's a request that I came up with as a couple
A special couple?
That's right
Please look it up
I'm off now
How hot it gets when you drop boiling water from a certain height?
It's difficult to find out by yourself
Mori and Ishii, you two are a couple, right?
Yes
I was wondering how you do it
Is it boiling water?
I drew it in my drawing
She drew it in her drawing
She's pretty good at it
When you drop boiling water from a pot and it's hot at first,
It's not boiling water
It's not hot
How hot is it when you drop boiling water from a pot?
I like it when it's boiling hot
She's crazy
This time, it won't burn you
That's right
It's barely hot
You're a crazy couple
We came to Kinki University.
If anything happens, Kinki University will cooperate with you.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
You can rent a place.
You don't have any merit.
For the sake of Detective Night Scoob, we'll rent you a place.
It's a wonderful university.
Did you notice?
It's amazing.
There is no better place for this experiment.
The height is also divided into several levels.
Let's start the experiment.
The most important thing is this.
The temperature of hot water changes.
But the temperature of hot water is constant.
And it doesn't burn.
But it's still hot.
Then it's the temperature of a hot water bath.
It's calculated and set to the perfect temperature.
How hot is it?
It's 50 degrees.
It's high.
You're stupid.
It's high.
You shouldn't set it there.
You should set it at 47 or 48 degrees.
You can't react if it's too hot.
I heard that it doesn't burn.
What are you saying?
We are ready.
It's not easy for women.
Let's do it together.
You will pour hot water on your girlfriend.
Are you ready?
Go ahead.
You said you wanted to do it.
How about you, Matsu?
I'm scared.
Isn't it too much?
1800cc.
Isn't it too much?
How about you, Kanojo?
How about you, Matsu?
My navel.
Your navel?
Wait a minute.
One.
It's hot!
Is it hot?
She said it's hot.
I thought you were happy.
It's crazy.
It's heavy if you don't hold it sideways.
What do you mean?
It's a rule.
Do I have to remember it?
I don't have time for it.
Let's do it.
It's hot!
I was scared.
You saw my counterattack.
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Can you hit the ball properly? I can do it!
Well then, Bring it on!
It's big! It's big!
What about the countdown?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
You haven't changed at all!
Scary!
It's hot!
Then...
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot!
It's still hot!
It hasn't changed even a little bit!
The expectation is good.
So, if you raise it little by little like this, I can't hold it anymore.
Would you like to raise it?
So, let's do it all at once from a height of five stories and a height of sixteen meters.
So, let's get hot water from there.
It's big. It's big. It's big.
What?
Isn't it big? Isn't it big?
It must be this big or we can't do it for sure.
No, no, no, no. We can do it.
What's that?
This is a pot.
What's that stupid answer?
Let's do it all at once.
Yes.
Three, two, one.
Go!
Oh, teacher. I'm sorry.
I need your help again.
Then, the temperature will go down and it won't be hot, right?
It's a very scary experiment.
I didn't know you could do it so well.
What do you think about it?
As far as I know, I don't think I've ever done it before.
I don't know until I try it.
In the end...
Yes.
Shall we do it?
Alright!
Countdown!
Please!
One, two...
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
Hahaha!
Isn't it hot?
You're really good at it, right?
Yes!
No, it's not hot!
It's not hot?
It's not hot!
Mine is...
One, two...
Three!
Two!
One!
Zero!
Wow!
How is it?
It's cool!
It's warm!
Hahaha!
You're right!
It's warm!
Hahaha!
It's getting warmer!
Three!
Two!
One!
Please!
Wow!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you? Stop it!
I'm in a good mood today.
What's wrong with you?
I'm fine.
But now that it's come to this, I think it's possible for misunderstanding to survive a little longer.
Please!
It was so hot!
There's a hypothesis that you might think so.
There is!
Please prepare a kettle.
Kettle!
Yes, teacher.
We've prepared a kettle.
Yes.
We've prepared boiling water.
Yes.
Please put the boiling water in here.
It's really hot, isn't it?
It's hot.
Please touch the lid a little.
It's hot!
I'd like to put this on you.
Why would you do that?
It's hot, isn't it?
Please put your hands out.
It's scary!
It's cold!
It's the same as a normal water sprayer.
It feels good!
When it's cut off, the surface area of water increases rapidly.
More than 10,000 times.
Then, the water evaporates at a much faster speed.
Yes!
That means that part doesn't work.
It evaporates.
The heat is taken away and the temperature goes down.
When the water solidifies and goes down, it becomes fine grains and the surface water increases.
The water vapor and heat are taken away and the temperature goes down.
I see!
So, you said that you could go up to 50 degrees five times.
Does it mean that you can go up a little more?
Yes.
So, even if you drop boiled water at 100 degrees from here, you might be able to go up.
100 degrees is impossible, isn't it?
Please!
3, 2, 1, 0!
I don't know!
The temperature of the bath is just right.
It's not hot.
It's just right.
Comfortable temperature.
I'm glad.
Wow!
You were surprised, weren't you?
The temperature has dropped by more than 50 degrees.
It's just right for you today.
I'm surprised.
Wow!
I'm very satisfied with it as I expected.
I see.
She thought so.
Yes.
Wow!
The temperature of the bath has dropped by more than 50 degrees.
It's just right for you today.
It's a great discovery.
It's a great experiment.
Her boyfriend was very excited.
He said it didn't taste bad at all.
He was very excited.
She talked a lot with him.
She asked him out and he said, "Really?"
It was really good, wasn't it?
They were very excited.
Wow!
What is it?
I've never been so happy.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Leo Yoshida, who lives in Sakai City.
He is 27 years old.
Yes.
In the past, people of Amagasaki used to watch "Night Scoop" 100% and surveyed the city.
I think it's a wonderful city.
However, the Sakai City where I live is not like that.
When I got interested in it, everyone around me watched it.
First of all, Sakai's population is not the number of people of Amagasaki.
There are about 840,000 people.
Even now, I don't know when "Night Scoop" will come to most houses.
"Night Scoop" is waiting for you. Please come and watch.
"Night Scoop" will start at 11:17:30.
I will call an angry old man.
Old man!
Where are you?
Old man, you are not here!
Old man, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Old man!
Let's go! Let's go!
Drive! Drive!
Let's go!
Tell me where there are a lot of houses around here.
Let's go.
I'm Detective Azama of the Detective Night Scoop.
Yes, is there anything suspicious?
There is nothing suspicious at all.
Please.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Good evening.
You're lying!
Good evening.
I'm sorry, but let's go.
There is nothing suspicious.
There is nothing suspicious at all.
Let's go.
Good evening.
What are you doing here?
Two people.
Are you playing table tennis?
Baseball.
Baseball?
Baseball!
Here you are.
You're a detective of the Detective Night Scoop.
I'm a detective.
Let's go.
There is a baseball final match in the morning.
What?
Upstairs and downstairs.
Really?
What should we do?
If we lose because of this, what should we do?
It starts in two and a half minutes.
- See you later! - See you later!
- Where are you going now? - I'm going for a walk.
- For a walk? - Yes!
Should I go in here?
Good evening.
- Yes? - Good evening.
- Yes? - My name is Kazama Kanpei.
- What? - Maeda-sama!
- What is this? - Maeda-sama!
- Please do your best! - What are you watching now?
- TV! TV! - Dad!
- Kazama Kanpei-san!
- Dad!
- Hey!
- Well... - Well...
- Dad!
- I'm not sure if you're watching this... - Yes...
- So I'm going to... - I see...
- I'm surprised! - I see...
- Are you watching this or not? - I'm watching it!
- Yes...
- But for today... - Yes...
- Anyway, please get up and watch it. - Get up!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I understand! - I understand!
- I'm surprised...
- Could you show me your face? - What?
- I'll show you my face...
- And then I'll go home...
What's going on?
- I'll show you my face... - But why?
- Please... - Are we going home?
- Yes, we are.
- Please show me your face... - Please show me your face...
- Let's see... - Can you see me?
- Yes, we can... - No way...
- No, no, no, no... - No, no, no, no...
- Why are you saying that? I don't have make up on... - You don't have make up on...
- You don't have make up on, do you? - I don't...
- Do you have any children or husbands? - I do have kids and children...
- Oh, hello.
- This is dirty... - This is dirty...
- How old are you? - I'm 29 and in Hatanoi.
Wow.
I thought you were a middle school student.
You look like Enari-kun.
Yes?
Oh, I'm doing a viewer survey...
Yes, please wait a moment.
Yes, thank you very much.
Oh!
Oh, it's been a while!
It's been a while.
Oh, hello!
Come in, come in.
What are you watching now?
Night Muscle.
Oh, you're watching Night Muscle!
Thank you very much!
You were watching it!
I was.
Do you always watch it?
Yes, I do.
Really?
Yes.
Wow, you play the guitar.
Yes, I play the guitar.
As a parent and child.
Oh!
Let's go.
I'll play "Julie".
Oh, "Julie".
OK.
If you're tired of living and you don't like it, leave it as it is.
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't have much time.
I'm waiting for you at the viewing rate survey.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Hello.
May I come in for a moment?
Yes.
May I come in for a moment?
Yes.
Hello.
Good evening.
My house is dirty.
No, it's okay.
What are you talking about?
I'm not doing anything.
Wife.
I'm coming.
Wife.
I took a bath.
Wow, I'm happy.
Is your child there?
That's right.
Oh, please call me.
Please call me.
Anju.
Yes.
Oh.
Detective Night Scoop.
Oh.
Viewing rate survey.
What?
What is it?
It's the first in high school.
The first in high school?
Yes.
Oh, it's cute.
Thank you very much.
Please watch it again.
Is it Mr. Gramos?
Wow! It's perfect!
Hey, hey, open it up!
Panthenite scoop!
I was watching it.
Oh, you were watching it!
Show me your ID card.
ID card, ID card.
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you very much!
You were watching it!
Thank you very much!
You like sea bream, don't you?
Oh, yes!
Sea...
No, no, no.
Detective Panthenite scoop's detective...
Yes!
My name is Kanpei Hazama.
Yes!
It's me!
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You just took a bath, didn't you?
Oh, yes.
I'm sorry.
I just took a bath, so...
Oh, thank you very much.
I'm dry and my eyes are bad.
Please dry me quickly.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Detective Panthe...
Yes?
Detective Panthe...
Really?
Can I see your face for a moment?
Yes!
Wow!
Wow! Really? Really?
Yes. Really?
Come here! Come here!
Come! Come!
Where? Where?
How do you like it?
Thank you.
Well, well.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'm really surprised.
I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
I said "Kiaaa!"
I said "a weird old man came!"
I'm sorry.
Who is "a weird old man"?
Why do you always look at my nightscope?
Because you love it!
You love my son so much!
You applied for it, but he didn't come at all!
But he came today, so I'm glad.
It's your last dream, but you want a detective notebook.
Are you going to your grandmother's house now?
I'm sorry, son!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Matsumoto.
She's here!
Oh!
What?
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
She's here!
Is it possible?
She's here!
What?
Is it true?
What?
She's here!
What?
Can you see me?
I can see you!
Oh, good evening.
Ma'am!
Yes?
Mr. Kamabe!
Wow!
Mr. Kamabe!
Wow!
Can I call you "neighbor"?
Mr. Kamabe!
Let's go!
Let me shake your hand!
Let's go!
I'm so happy!
Let's go!
It's over!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Oh, no, no, no, what's wrong? What's wrong?
I told you to bow, but you were bowing!
This isn't funny, is it?
The crown is made of stone.
Wow, this place...
It's amazing!
There are many ways of entering.
How can you say "entrance" in a place like this?
There are many different ways of entering.
You can enter without permission at the end of the show.
It's amazing!
It was wonderful.
We have answered three of your requests.
How was it?
It was fun.
It's always fun.
I was moved by the innocence of the first guest.
I cried a little.
I thought, "Did I have such a time?"
I thought, "Is it dirty now?"
No, no.
It can get dirty a little.
If you do it for a long time.
But I think it's wonderful.
It's wonderful.
Yes, this show is made possible by your requests.
If you accept our requests, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you come to our studio, we will give you this show- only sticker.
See you next week!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
If you keep eating rice forever, there will be a moment when it tastes fluffy again.