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edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite
shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru
kae wo tsutamaete
michuu ni nareru no wa
kono toki dake to kissshite
Thanks to you, the night school will celebrate its 30th anniversary this year.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
When you think of "night school," you think of this, don't you?
- Yes, we do. - Yes, we do.
- What about you, Serbe? - You're a cute Serbe trainer, aren't you?
- I'm glad you're here. - I'm glad you're here.
- You're here, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
You're the same staff as we are in the studio.
- That's right. - You're the same staff as we are in the studio.
- Yes, I am.
- You're the same staff as we are in the studio. - I don't remember it.
Now, in tonight's "Driving Story,"
we'll give you "night school" with the theme of "xxx."
- First... - "night school" with the theme of "family."
It's about a stubborn father and family's battle.
Enjoy!
We have a request from 24-year-old Mr. Shibasaki Taro, who lives in Wakayama Prefecture.
This time, we would like to consult you about the Ombro light cars that your parents have been using for delivery for more than ten years.
Recently, both doors have been taken away and you cannot get in the car from the door.
Both fathers and mothers have been delivering Japanese sweets from the back of the truck to the driver's seat.
Mothers say they want to buy a new car because it seems embarrassing and that they don't want to be in the car until they die.
However, fathers who have signed contracts say they will still get in the car, even if it is only a tire.
I don't want to hear it. At this rate, it may develop into a ten-year license.
Detective, please persuade my father and get him to invest in buying a new car.
Mr. Shibasaki is in trouble.
This is it! This is it!
You can see it at a glance, right?
Terrible! There is no way to get it!
Hello! Hello!
This is definitely the problem vehicle, isn't it? This is it!
This is it!
I bought it in first hand.
The start was also used in second hand!
And now?
170,000 yen.
170,000 yen!
Driving distance 170,000 yen!
After I got this, I started riding like this.
I've been saying "my body hurts" or "my shoulders hurt" a lot.
I think my body is also a little old.
I see.
Hello! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
After all, it is a crisis of 10 years of divorce.
That's right!
Both are taken out!
Both are in exactly the same state!
When did you get it?
My husband is swimming, so I went there and came back and said, "Oh, I got it!"
It's a tragedy of swimming back.
That's right!
Always open the back and ...
It's already four layers, isn't it?
If you don't open it like this, it will close again.
I see, I see.
Close it and ...
And get in here.
Get in the door.
I can't stand the four layers of this woman now.
I can't stand it.
Are you a sister?
Yes, I'm a sister.
Sister and husband.
Which one are you?
Originally, that car was my car.
I'm a little attached to it, but when I see my mother's appearance, I want her to change it when she gets here.
It makes you sad, doesn't it?
It's a little easier, isn't it?
I can get in easily.
It's natural for you to get in easily, isn't it?
That's right.
Please persuade me.
Hello.
Hello, dad.
I'm sorry.
You're at work, aren't you?
I've heard a lot of things about you.
The police car is pretty old, isn't it?
But the engine is in good condition.
It's no good, so I don't fix it right away.
I'm trying to make use of it, but I don't say it's new.
That's what I think.
I think it's a great idea.
I'm sorry. It's a little different.
It's great.
I don't like the style of getting in.
First of all, open the back.
So fast, so fast.
I'm going to drive through it.
So fast.
They can reach it in 10 seconds.
This must be bad reputation.
Patchwork.
Then, Shibazaki family meeting will start.
If it were in condition, I wouldn't do it.
Even though it's expensive, she still gives it away.
I respect her for taking care of things,
and I hope she will do the same for herself.
That's a huge blow from the bottom of her heart!
My mom went to the supermarket and saw me riding in the back of a car,
and a customer saw me riding in the back of a car.
Chibasaki's house. She was riding in the back of a car.
Riding in the front of your own car, riding in the back of your own car, riding in the back of your own car...
Isn't that pretty good?
She blew up that theory!
My dad is my dad, and that's fine,
but my mom doesn't like it.
If you have the right to enter from anywhere,
your mom wants you to enter from where people enter.
That's right!
I went next door and brought this.
Your dad?
It's a car full of memories of your dad and your daughter.
I don't have those memories,
but I want my mom to ride in a safe car.
Safety is safety, right?
My own dad...
I see.
Let's play a game.
The one who wins...
will drink the jogi.
What do you think?
As you like.
In terms of speed of making sweets,
Your father's is faster.
My father's is faster.
We have moved to the competition place.
In terms of making dumplings,
My father has an advantage.
Look over there.
There are two Mitsubishi Minicas.
My father always rides an Ombro Minica.
Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you.
We haven't decided the order yet.
We will open the order now.
I'm happy.
Are you okay, father?
You look scared.
You look like you're nervous.
As soon as you say "start", please get in the car and ride this course for one lap.
You will make 20 dumplings.
You will ride this course for one last lap.
In the end, you will aim for the goal with the dumplings.
I will do my best.
Are you okay?
The winner will get everything.
Let's do it!
Ready!
They opened the curtain!
The dark child got on the car!
She got on the car!
In the afternoon, the mother is one step ahead!
The mother is fast!
The father is a little behind!
He is taking his time!
The father is a little behind!
He is one step behind!
The father is a little behind!
He is taking his time!
He is one step behind!
He opened the curtain!
The mother is in the car!
She is in the car!
She is making dumplings!
She is not giving points!
She is wearing a cap!
The father is fast!
He is fast!
He is about to eat four dumplings!
This is getting interesting!
But the father is fast!
He is fast!
He is making dumplings!
One more!
Three more!
Mother is done!
She is packing the dumplings!
The father is packing 20 dumplings!
I'm going to steal your car!
Don't turn your back on me!
Calm down, calm down.
Drive safely!
I believe in you, Otaho!
They're heading for the finish line!
Otaho is closing in!
But! But!
Otaho is in the lead!
He's in the lead!
Several tens of seconds!
Now!
Otaho!
Goal!
That was faster than I thought.
I'm done.
You've decided to buy a new earphone.
Are you happy with that?
Thank you, Otaho!
Thank you!
Tonight's show is...
Talking about night scoops...
Next up...
When it comes to night scoops...
It's children!
I've delivered many children.
But this boy's childhood was quite something!
Take a look!
I'm from Nara Prefecture.
My name is Noishiki Terumasa-san.
I'm 42 years old and I work for a company.
My younger brother's son is...
an amazing, super-amazing...
home appliance nerd in 5th grade.
He's always loved appliances since he was little.
When he's at home, he always touches and talks about appliances.
When he goes out...
he goes to a store and checks out the latest appliances.
Birthday presents and wishes for Santa...
are of course all appliances!
Even if you're an elementary school student...
who knows the most about appliances in Japan...
you wouldn't be surprised!
Why don't you meet him and experience his amazing talents?
I'm a 5th grader who loves appliances...
and I'm here to meet Ryota-kun!
Hello!
Ryota-kun!
What do you like?
Appliances!
That's great!
Thank you!
Are you on standby?
No, no!
Do you like appliances?
I'll explain first!
Explain first!?
This is a 2009 model...
and you can adjust the screen...
depending on whether it's dark or not.
If you look at it now...
it has a function called Panasonic's Eco Navi.
If you find a village and make it a little dark...
you can save about 5% of your electricity.
If you look at this air conditioner...
it says "Eco Navi" on it.
It really does say "Eco Navi"!
It's a 2012 model...
and it's called "X Series".
"X Series"!?
It's a person sensor.
If there's a person here...
it'll go over there...
and measure your body temperature and your own temperature...
and send you wind.
This air conditioner...
isn't just that.
What is it!?
Even if you turn on the air conditioner just once...
it'll clean it up for you.
This machine...
moves for about 20 minutes...
and you can follow the hose...
and take it out of the exhaust outlet.
What a nice air conditioner you bought!
It doesn't stop!
Let's go to "Kelsio" now.
"Kelsio"?
It's called "Kelsio Juicer".
Isn't it an oven?
This is a series called "Juice Presso".
You cut it up...
and crush it with this "Juice".
Juicy juice...
comes out raw.
Raw squeezed juice!?
It's really good!
This is...
"Sharp"'s "Plasma Cluster"...
"kidx85".
I got it for 3,000 yen.
How old were you when you got it?
When I was in 4th grade...
I wanted an air purifier the most.
My...
favorite home appliance...
number one!
Let's see it!
"irobot"'s "robot vacuum cleaner"...
roomba
It's out!
"roomba" is out!
This series...
was released in 2007.
You wrote it yourself, didn't you?
I erased it.
You used it too much...
and it disappeared.
Then you wrote it yourself.
You even marked it...
in detail.
Yes.
It's equipped with an amazing feature...
"three-step cleaning system".
"three-step cleaning system"!?
Yes.
That's amazing!
At first...
you use "edge cleaning brush"...
and use this brush...
to clean up the corners.
You use this brush...
to clean up the corners.
Then you use...
"dual power brush"...
to cover up...
the two pieces of garbage...
and send it to "dustbox".
Next is...
"three-step...
"wiper...
cueing...
and...
you use "dustbox"...
to clean up...
the two pieces of garbage...
that can be left behind.
In that case...
you can use "dustbox"...
like this...
to clean up.
So...
when you lost your parents...
you can use...
a new one...
kiss
to clean up.
So you mean...
you can use "kiss"...
"let's go", right?
Yes.
So...
you've lost your parents!
Are you happy?
I'm very happy!
You're happy!?
Yes!
Let's see...
how much he knows about his house...
about his house...
In addition, Roomba is in the top competition.
Robot vacuum cleaner Roomba 885 has a cleaning power of 50% higher than 700 series.
What do you think of it?
Yes, it is.
It is an air force extractor and it is made of rubber, so you can hit it and do it thoroughly.
Do you remember it?
I have never said the rubber's name.
The person who invented Roomba is Colin Angus of the United States.
He has been working in the research department of human intelligence for a long time.
He created a robot by his company.
Do you know about Corin Anglish's experience?
Yes, he is in charge of it.
It's called "iRobot Corporation".
Who do you respect the most?
Corin Anglish.
"Doomba" is now released in 800 series and 880 episodes.
Tomorrow, there will be a press conference of 980 episodes.
Do you know about it?
Yes.
I didn't know about it.
If you can, please take me there.
What?
I want to meet Corin Anglish.
I want to see what kind of press conference it will be.
Please take me there.
Tomorrow?
Yes.
No way!
But I want you to know about it.
I'll look it up.
But I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I can't do anything for you.
Not at all.
Thank you for your feelings.
"Doomba" is now released in 800 series and 880 episodes.
Now, I'm in Roppongi, Tokyo.
I found out that "Doomba" is now releasing new products.
You like "Doomba", don't you?
Yes, I love "Doomba".
Can you see it?
I want you to know about it.
Look!
"Doomba" is now releasing new products.
"iRobot Doomba" is now releasing new products.
But I can't do it.
Hello.
I have a favor to ask you.
I love "Doomba".
I don't think it's written here.
I want you to see the press conference.
I don't think it's written here.
I want you to see it.
Say hello!
Hello.
I love "Doomba".
I want you to see the press conference.
Please wait a minute.
I love all home appliances.
But I like "Doomba" the most.
It's a little scraped off.
It's too tired and disappeared.
I'm taking good care of it. It's my treasure.
I can advertise. I can advertise Doomba's new work. Thank you.
I did what I could.
Oh, thank you.
Can I talk to Corin-san?
Is he able to talk to Colin some point?
I'm not sure that there's an opportunity.
There's a lot of folks that are in the room that have the same request.
Hello!
I'm very honored and excited to be here today.
I would like to introduce to you...
Doomba!
...the newest product from Roomba '98.
Want more features?
Thank you!
It looks like it's coming off with a small hand, isn't it?
I did it! Amazing courage!
Even if you don't have a smartphone, can you set a timer?
Maybe you'll give me a chance to talk.
For now, translator!
Where were you before?
Keshibara.
Keshibara brought you here.
I'm doing an interview.
I know a little bit of flying.
Maybe you can't do it?
I may not be able to do it.
What are you doing?
I want to be able to talk a little.
You want to communicate in English?
Yes.
Are you asking Melanie now?
Yes.
We won't make it in time. Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Run! Run!
Yes, he does.
Okay, so one day you will come work for me.
Can you sign?
Oh, yes, yes.
This rumba is his rumba.
Does it have a name?
Your rumba seems very lonely.
Do you think he would like a friend?
You take very good care.
Okay!
Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!
Is there such a dreamy day like this?
Hurry up!
Is there such a day like this?
I almost cried!
Why?
I almost cried!
You were the most emotional one.
Tonight's special is about "night scoop", which is all about "○○".
Next is...
Yes, about "night scoop", she is a fierce character.
A lot of people come out, but...
This mother is not special at all!
Here you go!
I'm from Itsuki Fujimoto, 36 years old, from Osaka prefecture.
I've had a fetish for a long time.
When I tell people about it, they usually get attracted or treat me like a pervert.
Actually, I love men's slender hair!
This time, I want you to make my dream come true.
That is, I want you to find someone who has fluffy and soft ideal slender hair like my deceased father and let me touch it.
I've loved my father's slender hair.
Ever since I was a child, I sat on my father's back and always touched his slender hair.
This is my father's seventh visit, but I want to meet my father's ideal slender hair again.
My father's slender hair!
I can't forget the feeling of touching it.
One day I realized it and I like it.
I'm looking for my father's hair.
Are you from Nagasaki or Kyushu?
Oh, yes!
I can't see my father's slender hair!
Please write down my father's slender hair!
I see!
It's like the back of Converse!
It's soft to touch.
Soft!
Does it mean it's soft?
It's well-grown.
It's well-balanced overall.
It's well-balanced.
It's dark.
Dark? Dark?
It's dark.
I'm nervous, too.
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful! It's very beautiful!
I see!
It's very beautiful!
Can I touch it?
It's soft, isn't it?
Yes.
It's regrettable.
It's regrettable!
My father's hair is a little bit harder.
His hair is...
His hair is hard and fluffy.
What's my score?
About 70.
Oh!
70!
I'm young.
Nice to meet you.
I feel like your face is different.
Oh, I see!
I have thin eyes.
You have thin eyes.
Oh!
Surprisingly!
Oh!
Surprisingly!
But...
I'm sorry, but you have bad hair.
This fluffy part is missing.
Oh, let me see.
Here!
Oh, you're right!
Here!
Wow!
It's not fluffy.
It's true!
50 points.
Wow!
Is it 50 points?
It's 50 points.
Let's go!
Oh, yes!
Instead of...
Oh, yes!
Well...
Excuse me.
I have work to do.
What?!
Excuse me.
I have to go to work.
Oh!
I haven't seen you for a long time.
Have you seen me before?
Don't you like your husband's snail hair?
My husband touched it.
Don't say that now.
I touched it.
What did you touch?
My mother, too.
Your daughter must have inherited it.
My daughter inherited it.
My heart is pounding.
It's pounding.
Touching snail hair.
It feels good.
I can't see anything.
Let's look for snail hair and do our best.
We have to look for it.
Right?
We are near Osaka Station.
It's a roundabout.
Mother, please wait in the car.
Please show me snail hair.
Please show me for a moment.
Just for a moment.
Oh!
It's soft.
Oh!
It's good.
What's wrong with you?
It's good.
It looks like an orange.
We can meet again at 6.30.
In the evening?
Yes.
I can't.
Why?
I have a part-time job.
We can meet again.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
I'll look for it.
Please show me snail hair.
I can't cheer you up, so you'd better not do it.
Oh!
It's here, everyone.
Please pay attention.
Oh!
Wow!
It's bigger than I thought.
What's wrong with you?
Please move back a little.
It's growing here, too.
It's good, isn't it?
How do you like it, ma'am?
What do you think of it, ma'am?
I'm sure you'll like it.
Can we meet again at 6.30 p.m.?
6.30 p.m.?
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Excuse me while I cut the rice ball.
It's the best!
It's soft.
I can see it now. How do you like it?
Oh, it's gone again.
You made me laugh.
Wow, it's amazing.
Ma'am, you're drooling now.
Ma'am, look at this.
What's wrong with you?
Look, it's swelling up.
It's true. What's wrong with you?
It's good, isn't it?
Because there's more behind it.
Is it good?
It's amazing. What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
I'm Senegal All-Stars.
How do you like it now?
My heart is about to jump out of my chest.
Are you nervous?
Yes, I am.
Wow!
It's amazing.
How do you like it?
It's good.
Are you happy that it's Senegal All-Stars?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
It feels good to touch it.
Can I have a snack check from the first customer?
Excuse me.
Dad. It's you, dad.
What?
It's the first customer.
Dad?
It's you, dad.
Is it you, dad?
Dad. It's you, dad.
Wow!
With this...
Yes!
This feeling...
How is it?
It's very relaxing.
Really?
Yes. I want you to do it for me, too.
Oh, you want me to do it for you, too, dad?
No, when you do it for me...
Like this...
Like this, you go up to here...
Then you go down again...
Then you go up again...
How is it? It's been a while since you did it, right?
I remember!
I'm sorry, dad.
You've done a great job.
I'm proud of you.
Mom, do you know how they feel now?
How about this size for all of you?
I'd like to touch it.
May I?
Of course.
Please.
Excuse me.
You have nice hair, but you're not my dad.
I see.
I was wrong.
But it's okay.
Why are you apologizing?
It's nice of you.
There's nothing to apologize for.
In fact, I'm the one who should apologize.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Huh?
Dad...
You two!
Dad...
Really?
Dad...
It's a little too soft.
What?
May I try it?
Yes.
May I touch it?
Don't you know me when I was young?
No, I don't.
It's the same.
Are you my dad?
Yes, I am.
Dad?
Yes, I am.
Dad!
Am I in heaven or hell?
Which is it?
No!
It's amazing!
I'm so happy! Thank you so much!
I hope I can compete with you!
Please do!
Please show us your pride!
How did you like it?
It's so good!
Tonight's special is about "night scoop" and it's all about it.
This is the last one.
When it comes to "night scoop", it's a shocking image!
You will see shocking images of "night scoop" only in other programs.
Please watch it!
I'm from Kitamura Takashi, 34 years old, and I live in Osaka Prefecture.
I haven't had a girlfriend for 34 years.
I'm ugly, so I've never been popular, and I've never confessed my love to a girl.
I've already given up on marriage.
I've decided to live alone.
Now that I've decided, I can accept the fact that I've never been in a relationship with a girl.
But I don't care about gender.
Detective, will you go on a date with me?
I'm waiting for you over there.
Kitamura!
I'm Takeyama.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Detective Night Scoop.
Nice to meet you.
You want to go on a date.
It's not about men or women.
I'm your girlfriend.
I'm your girlfriend?
Why did you want to go on a date and ask the detective office?
In the world, you can get married and stuff like that.
I did, I did.
But it didn't work out.
Even now, I want to get married.
But I can't do it.
You think you can't do it.
I think I can do it.
If you do it, let me go on a date just one more time.
I think dating is related to gender.
It's not related.
It's not.
It's not related.
It's not.
To be honest, I'm fine with it.
You're fine with it?
Yes, I'm fine with it.
To be clear, I want to go on a date with you, Takeyama.
Takeyama, please.
You want to go on a date?
Yes.
I see.
What do you call each other?
You can call me Take-kun.
You can call me Take-kun?
You're Take-chan, right?
Take-chan.
Let's go on a date, Take-chan.
Please.
What will you do?
Will you climb up?
For now.
Will you climb up and look at the scenery?
I'm nervous.
He's climbing up.
Aren't you nervous?
I'm not good at high places.
Oh, I see.
I'm a little nervous.
Are you okay?
Is there something you want to talk about?
I want to talk about how I want to live from now on.
Looking at this beautiful scenery.
How do you want to live in the future?
How do I want to live?
What do you think now?
I want to get married.
Why did you say you couldn't do it yourself?
Appearance.
Do you have a complex about your appearance?
Yes, I do.
I have a complex about my hair, too.
There are many people who are popular even if they are bald.
If you're 34 years old, you'll have a long life.
Do you have a place you want to go next?
I don't have one.
If you have a date you want to do, what do you want to do?
I want to get fat.
Do you want to get fat?
Yes, I do.
Which one do you like?
Choose one.
Do you want to split it into four?
Which one do you like?
Can you hold my hand?
What do you want me to do?
I don't want you to do it suddenly.
I want you to do it gradually.
Like this?
Like this? Or like this?
No, I don't want you to do it like this.
Is there anyone who does it like this?
No, no, no.
- There is! - No!
No, I'm scared.
If you do it like this, I think you are a scary person.
If you do it suddenly, you will be raised suddenly.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
Do you want yakiniku?
- It's fast. - No, I'm fine with yakiniku.
- One roasted pork cutlet. - Yes.
- One roast pork belly cutlet. - Yes.
Would you like to say "ah"?
- Ah. - Ah.
- Yes, yes, ah. - Yes.
How does it feel to say "ah" for the first time?
- It feels good. - It feels good.
- Can I ask you something straightforward? - Yes.
- Have you ever done that with a woman? - No, I haven't.
- Have you ever kissed her? - No.
- Where? - In Gunma.
- In Africa? - In Gunma.
- In Gunma? - Yes.
- Have you ever done "sekiyaba"? - "Sekiyaba"?
- When you first kissed a woman? - I don't feel anything.
- You don't feel anything? - I don't feel anything.
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
It was cold.
Would you like to do "sekiyaba" with a man you just dated?
A date with a man...
Even if it's just now...
I'm happy.
Are you happy just to be on a date with me like this?
I'm happy.
Let's eat.
I want to be with you a little longer.
I want to kiss you.
What?
I want to kiss you.
I want to be with you today and kiss you.
I want to kiss you!
Me?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter at all!
That's what matters the most!
It doesn't matter!
I want to go on a date! I want to kiss you! That's all!
I'm sorry.
To be honest with you, I don't know what's going on anymore.
I want to drink some alcohol.
Where did you accept me?
If it's him, if it's Takemoto, I think I can have a fun day today.
When we held hands?
Did you think that when we held hands?
I did.
That's too fast!
Please.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think it's a good idea at all.
Let's go out. There are a lot of good restaurants.
Let's go to a good barbeque place.
I didn't decide to go there.
I'm talking to you based on salt.
Salt?
It's not salt!
(laughter)
It's so sad to look down on the dazzling blue sky
Hmm, since when?
It's too long!
Thank you very much!
This is where the date is complete, right?
Yes
The first thing I realized after dating you for a day is that you give up too quickly and you lack confidence
You give up too quickly and you lack confidence
Thank you very much!
Take care!
Thank you very much!
Take care!
Go home!
Thank you very much!
Really go home! We're done filming!
Yes!
Hang in there!
Yes!
I'm confident!
Yes!
Did you enjoy it?
We have a special program to celebrate our 30th anniversary, so please watch it, too!
But, senpai! The last one is always me!
Me?!
Why is it always me?!
Please!
In the Tokyo Bureau of Investigation, we will give away our own stickers to those of you who have accepted our request!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Please send your questions to us at the Bureau of Investigation!
The target is postcard number 530-8011, Detective Nightscoop.
Oh, it's the same!