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It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
I'm your director, Toshiyuki Nishida, and I'll be your detective tonight!
I'm your secretary, Erika Matsuo!
Today's guest is the best detective in the world, Dr. Taro Kida!
Thank you very much!
Every time I see you, you look so happy and cheerful. I'm always impressed by you.
Thank you very much.
You're wonderful.
My old friend died recently.
Please don't say that.
He's not a young boy.
I didn't expect such a sad comment.
Thank you very much.
Now, I'd like to introduce the great detectives that our detective office is proud of.
First of all, Kanpei Hazama!
Yakushi Ishida!
Ken Maeda!
Chris Kamura!
Yu Kawabe!
Ken Kamura!
Na Tashimoto!
And Takanori Takeyama!
Let's start with the first request.
Yes, the first request is from Kazutaka Shintani, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 44-year-old sports store manager.
Good evening, detectives.
Good evening.
For the past ten years, I have been concerned about and concerned about an uncle who can't be helped.
Every morning, I pass by him on the way to the nursery from my eldest son to my youngest son.
He wears a suit, has a bag and leather shoes and runs at full speed every morning.
I have never seen him stop or walk.
Sometimes I wonder if he is running late, but for the past ten years, he has been running at full speed every morning.
I would like to talk about why he is running at full speed every morning,
but he is running really desperately, so I can't even stop him.
The children will graduate soon, so please solve my confusion for the past ten years.
Thank you very much.
I'm addicted to this request.
Isn't it amazing?
Every morning.
It's been ten years.
I want to talk to him, but I can't.
I can't predict what will happen at all.
What is the purpose of this uncle who has been running for ten years?
I looked it up and put it in, so please have a look.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I'm a detective of the Nightscope Division... - Sorry about that.
- Good morning! You're early! - Good morning!
- My name is Ishida. - Hello. Good morning.
- Is everyone up yet? - No, the kids are still sleeping.
- Good morning! I'm sorry about that. - Good morning!
- You're late!
- No, you're always early. - No way!
- You're right! - Oh, lunch...
- No, stop it! - Oh, lunch...
You're driving a car and eating fruits.
- How old are you? - I'm in my late 50s.
- You race every day? - Yes, every day for about 20 to 30 minutes.
- Do you really race every day? - Yes, I do.
- Do you want to see it? - Did you record it in the car?
- Yes, in the car. - I didn't know you could drive on such a straight road.
This is driving me crazy!
It's not coming out at all.
- This? - Is that it?
- It's coming out!
It's coming out!
[Laughter]
Just for one day?
No, for consecutive days.
[Laughter]
Wow, it's here.
[Laughter]
It's true.
I'm a little tired today.
[Laughter]
Oh, it's here.
[Laughter]
The angle is different, but it's the same.
[Laughter]
Oh, it's here.
It's here.
[Laughter]
It's like a cage.
[Laughter]
Right?
It's like being in the sun.
[Laughter]
Hey, ma'am.
This really, really, really suits you.
[Laughter]
This really, really suits you.
[Laughter]
- I've seen it, too. - Oh, you've seen it?
I've also seen it with my daughter in junior high school.
- So, what is the reason for being in a family? - What could it be?
- We talk about it a lot. - It's amazing.
- I know it, but... - It's a mystery.
- This man is the main man at the table. - The main man.
- Huh? A child? - Good morning!
Good morning!
- What do you think of him? - He has a perfect face.
He has a perfect face.
- What do you think of him when you see him running? - I used to race with him, too.
- So, we're friends. - You're in the same class?
- So, you were in the same class? - No, we passed each other.
- Oh, I see. I don't know why he's running. - I don't know, either.
I don't know, either.
It's time for you to be late.
Normally, you'd stop him and say, "Sorry, I'm late."
- Can you stop him midway? - No, I think I'd be late if I stopped him.
- I'd be 100% late. - So, you don't do that.
The man who's running will negotiate with you when you're calm.
Okay.
- See you! - See you!
- This green one? - Yes.
- Here? - Here?
- Yes, here.
- So, you're running and this is... - The station.
- I saw this in a video. - Oh, no.
I feel like I'm interviewing Mr. Chintani.
Let's do it.
Like this?
How is it?
Can you take it off?
It's okay.
I think it will come soon.
It's here!
I'm so nervous.
Please come this way.
Is that so?
You like night scoops.
Thank you.
Do you live around here?
I got your message.
What did it say?
I got on the train towards Umeda.
I went up the platform and saw stairs.
It's a company from Umeda.
It's here again.
I got off the train.
I'm standing in front of the door and breathing heavily.
The window is cloudy.
I got off.
It's here again.
I got off at Okamachi.
I got on the train in front of me again.
I'm breathing heavily now.
I read the newspaper and posted it.
You didn't change trains?
I didn't change trains.
It's here.
I got off at Nakatsu.
I'm in front of Nakatsu Umeda.
It's here.
I'm sorry.
I got off at Nakatsu Umeda, ran, and got in a car in front of me.
I think they know I'm here.
I think they're running away.
Oh, I got it.
I'm getting closer and closer to the police station.
I don't have much time.
Nakatsu Umeda?
Oh, I got it.
They don't know I'm here.
They don't even look at me.
They call me "Japan News".
I'm in front of Nakatsu Umeda.
They think I'm running away.
I'm getting closer and closer to the police station.
Oh, I got it.
They think I'm running away.
Nakatsu Umeda
Oh, I got it.
I'm getting closer and closer to the police station.
I got off at Nakatsu Umeda, got on Midosuji Line, got off at Yodayabashi, ran and got in a car in front of me.
Oh, I got it.
How was it?
You're fast.
Before you get in, I'd like you to give me your name and your address.
I'll wait for your call.
From someone who was running...
My name is Ishida, I'm a detective.
Is it heavy?
Thank you very much!
Now, we've gathered at Shintani-san's family.
She said she'd come to see you while you were working.
I want to see you as soon as possible.
I really want to see you!
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to seeing you as soon as possible.
I think you have a lot of questions you want to ask me.
How do you run every day?
She's running!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
I'm a client of Shintani-san's family.
I'm always watching you.
Do you have any questions you want to ask me?
I'm running every day, so I'm looking forward to it.
How old are you?
I'm 57 years old.
I'm glad you came early.
What do you mean "early"?
You're retired now.
You might have a future someday.
Why do you run every morning?
Please!
I'm very sorry, but I can't make it in time.
What!?
I was moved.
Are you serious!?
I'm serious.
If you woke up about 15 minutes earlier...
No, I did wake up early.
But I don't like spending time on moving hours.
I get off at Okamachi, run away first, get off at Teimata and Nakazu, and run forward.
But you won't make it in time.
I'll run from behind you.
Is it coming?
It's coming.
It's coming!
No...
You said you could run for 10 years.
What is it that you can continue?
I just can't make it in time for the turn.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing!
You've been running since you couldn't make it for 10 years.
I asked you about it and you said you usually get up early.
You read the newspaper first thing in the morning, eat breakfast, put on your suit and run.
That's right.
It's a waste of time.
You've been doing it every day for 10 years.
You've been running in the summer while sweating.
You've been doing it on your own, right?
That's right.
It's surprising.
It's coming, isn't it?
It's coming in like a super mine.
I went in and I was like, "What is it?"
I ran and waited and he was like, "Oh, oh!"
I was like, "Oh, oh!"
This door was blue all of a sudden.
I was like, "Wow!"
I managed to get a ticket and I wrote "KNIGHT'S CUBE" on that blue door.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Shogo Sasaki, 22 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Detectives, we look forward to seeing you every week.
Thank you very much.
When I was in elementary school and junior high school, a North American detective solved a problem of removing a bolt from a jar that was attached to a stick.
The physics professor who solved the problem said at the end, "Put a dozen nails on top of a nail that you hit on a board and come back ten years later with the correct answer."
Do you remember it?
Yes.
Even now, fifteen years after that, the sequel hasn't been broadcasted.
Oh.
Will the client be able to show the professor the correct answer ten years later?
Yes.
If you don't have the correct answer, please tell me the correct answer.
By the way, I haven't been able to give you the correct answer yet.
Oh.
I've been worried about it for fifteen years and there's nothing I can do about it.
Oh, I see. I see.
Do you remember it?
Yes, I do.
The client asked me to show you the bottle like this.
Oh, I see.
It has a bolt on it.
It has a bolt on it and you can pull it out, right?
Yes, yes.
There's a law of physics called "moment of force."
Oh, I see.
It's like this.
Like this.
Huh?
Yes. It's called "moment of force."
Moment of force.
It's like this.
Like this.
Like this?
Yes.
But...
I'm not going to do "moment of force" for a moment.
I wanted to see it.
So...
At the time...
I cleared it.
In the client's request at the time.
After I cleared it...
The physics teacher said...
You can put fifteen bolts on top of one nail.
And the VTR at the time ended like that.
And...
According to the teacher's report...
I'm not sure if the client at the time came...
I'm not sure if the nail problem was solved...
I'm worried about it.
So I'm going to look it up.
Please look it up.
Okay, let's watch the VTR.
Thank you for your time.
Fifteen years...
About fifteen years...
You've been dragging it for about fifteen years, haven't you?
About fifteen years, haven't you?
You've been dragging it for about fifteen years, haven't you?
It must have been hard.
It was that hard.
Let's look it up again.
What it was like at the time...
If you can get this out beautifully...
Yes.
That's it, isn't it?
No, you have to get it out and make it into this shape again.
Oh, you get one side out...
Get it out...
And put it back in...
Put the table top on and make it into this shape...
Yes, yes.
If you can do this...
Because you understand physics...
I'll give you a member.
Thank you for your time.
Mr. Okamoto, are you here?
Do you remember me?
Two years ago...
Yes, two years ago.
Yes.
If you can solve this, it's only natural that you understand physics.
It doesn't go that far, but...
The essence of physics is packed in it.
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
It's up there.
Look, look, look!
It's turning!
That's correct.
It's caught at the bottom of this screw here.
And if you try to turn it to the right, for example,
the friction force is applied to this direction where it hits the bottom.
Then, since the shaft is above,
depending on this force, the length of the arm becomes like this, and it turns around like this, and then it turns to the right.
And just the opposite side is in the same situation, so both sides turn to the right and then it spins.
But if you do this on TV, you won't be able to use it next year, will you?
There's another one.
There are 16 of them in total, but you can only build one of them, right?
Yes.
There are 15 of them left, but you can put them on top of this without using a magnet or anything like that.
It's better if it's higher up than here.
If you can put 15 of them on top of this...
That's correct.
Then you can build one of these at home, so come and play for 10 years.
"Come and play for 10 years," the teacher said and finished.
I thought, "Did he really come?"
In fact, I got in touch with Mr. Okumura, who was just out.
When I did that, no one had come yet.
It's been 15 years since I met you, but no one has come.
Mr. Yamada and Mr. Kaori, who came 15 years ago,
Of course, I tried to get in touch with him, but I couldn't get in touch with him.
I'm already wandering somewhere to solve my neck problem.
If you're watching this show, please contact me.
I want to know what's going on.
Please.
But now it's like this.
I think I can solve it for you.
That's a great understanding.
Shall we try it?
Let's do it.
Let's work together.
I can't do it.
You can't do it at this point?
I can't do it.
It's like this, isn't it?
There are only 14 books left.
Like this, right?
If you can't stand up, you can do it sideways.
Oh, it's a sideways pattern.
I was able to do it.
Even if you try to hook it, you can't hook it first.
If you put it in like this, it won't fall like this, right?
Oh, oh, oh.
Then you put it in one by one like this.
Oh!
With this...
Oh!
It's sticking out.
It's no good.
If you can float it, you can do it, right?
So, you're going to use the so-called laws of physics, right?
What kind of laws are there?
There are a lot of them.
Are there a lot of them?
Can I say it?
Law of Ammonton.
Oh, Law of Ammonton.
Law of Ammonton doesn't have anything to do with it.
It's about using red beans.
Law of Ampere.
Law of Ampere!
There was a law of Ampere.
Ampere!
Hey, Ampere, come here!
You can't do it without Ampere.
Law of Curey.
Oh!
You shouldn't put too much of it.
The one with asafoetida is the best.
Law of Snell.
Oh, there is a law of Snell.
Don't put it in!
Wait!
Don't put it in!
Let's do it together.
I don't like this law.
Why do I have to do it with you?
This law.
Law of Poison.
Oh, Poison.
Why do I, Poison, have to do it with you?
I won't do it, Poison.
Oh!
That's not a law of Snell.
That's not a law of Snell, Poison.
Do it properly!
I can't do it this time.
What is this?
I'm going to say something fun.
I tried it once.
But it's not fun at all.
There is a law of Snell.
You're good at it!
Is it difficult to make a little and put it on?
Make 15 stable ones and put them on.
Put them in order.
Like this?
Yes.
Will it collapse?
Put it on and put it alternately.
Make it from the bottom.
If you try to lift it up, it will be like this.
Like this.
Put it up and down.
Up and down?
Put it up and down for 2 minutes and push it down.
Push it down like this.
I see.
Put it down first.
Then...
Put it up and down for 2 minutes and push it down.
Is it okay to put it up and down like this?
You're biting it.
Put it up and...
Put it up and down like this?
Where?
It's getting good, isn't it?
The atmosphere is getting good, isn't it?
I feel like it's getting stable.
Are you ready?
It's talking to me.
You can put a lot of force in your fingertips.
Look! Look! Look!
My fingers are floating.
Oh!
Hey!
Are you floating?
You are floating!
What are you going to do?
Shogo! You did it!
Shogo!
It's getting good, isn't it?
Isn't it amazing?
You want me to give you an answer, don't you?
I do.
So, Mr. Okumura...
I'm listening.
Hello, Mr. Okumura!
Hello!
Please come in, Mr. Okumura!
When I was in elementary school in 2015...
I saw that.
That one?
The one with screws.
You asked me this question in the end, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Since then, I've been thinking about it for 15 years.
I've been thinking about how to do it.
And now...
After trial and error...
This is the answer I came up with!
What do you think?
You're absolutely right.
Did you get it?
How is it? You got it right!
No, it's wonderful.
What?
Yes.
What do you think of it?
Well...
It's kind of...
changed...
Oh, sorry.
Which part did you change?
Which part did you suddenly change?
Well, teacher, for example, 15 of them...
More than 15 of them...
Well, that's...
It's not like we don't have time for it, is it?
There are many people who give up.
No...
That's right.
Those girls and students...
They didn't come, did they?
That's right.
They're teenagers, right?
They're weird.
Someone else came.
I was surprised, too.
That's right.
Who is it?
Oh, it's this!
You successfully...
You successfully put the nail on it.
You did it!
That client, Shogo...
Yes.
He had strong feelings for that nail.
He managed to create it.
And it fits perfectly!
It fits perfectly!
It's a tremendous balance.
It's very stable.
He managed to put it on.
I see.
It was very exciting.
And...
Did you get it?
The moment...
The moment, too.
So...
The moment, too...
Wait, what should we do about the moment?
The moment...
Wait...
Sam and Mome don't know much about each other.
That's right.
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Here is the last request of the day.
The last request is from Natsumi Sato, a 39-year- old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
The other day, my colleague was told by a salesman that I look like Masami Nagasawa, and he came back to the company with great joy.
Indeed, my colleague has a clear face, but he is quite chubby, so from my point of view, he looks like Naomi Watanabe.
If I tell him that, he will put on an expression of disgust and say, "No matter what you say, I am Masami Nagasawa."
Therefore, before, I remembered that I was investigating the rule that celebrities who were happy to be told they looked like me and celebrities who were not happy to be told they looked like me.
Detective, please re-investigate this rule and let my colleague see the reality!
We don't really want to see it.
If this rule is perfectly justified, you will not be able to be happy when you are told you look like someone else in the future, right?
Yes, that's right.
It will be different.
This time, we went out of town to investigate this rule, so while watching the video, imagine who you look like and take a look at it.
Understood.
I think I said it in the request, but well, it's easy to understand, isn't it? First of all, I would like to explain that this is the case.
Well, AD.
This is AD's Minematsu. Minematsu-kun.
Who is the celebrity you were happy to be told that you look like so far? I was happy about the news, Mr. Koyama.
Koyama-kun of the news. Yes. Well, well, well. Yes. Eyes, eyes. Eyes. Oh, eyes.
On the contrary, who is the celebrity you weren't happy about being told you look like?
Tsubasa Yozawa. Yeah, it's Yozawa Tsubasa. He's completely Yozawa Tsubasa.
Enterprises. I'm not happy about it. You're not happy about it. Although you're not happy about it, this is the rule. Yes.
Hello.
Can I take a picture with you?
Yes.
And you, too.
Is there any celebrity you were happy to be told you look like?
Rakuten Cardman's...
No, no, no.
Oh! Oh! Kamila J!
No, no, no.
Did you say that to me?
No, no, no.
It's just what I think.
Just what you think?
Were you happy?
I'm happy.
Oh, really? Kamila J!
Then...
Is there a celebrity you're not happy with?
Osugi and Pico are similar.
Osugi and Pico are different.
I think they're similar.
Kamila J is similar, too.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Who was the celebrity you were happy with?
Me?
Fujii Fumiya.
Fumiya said you're similar.
I've been told that.
When I was growing up.
When you were growing up?
Yes, when I was young.
Who was the celebrity you weren't happy with?
Yamazaki of the Jordans.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
My brother said, "Yamazaki, you're similar."
Really?
Hello.
Can I ask you something?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
No, I'm not sure.
I'm sure.
Really?
Then...
Who was the celebrity you were happy with?
Who?
Dia.
Dia?
Who told you that?
My father.
Your father?
Who was the celebrity you weren't happy with?
Hirose Komii.
The singer.
Really?
Night Scoop.
Really?
Maybe.
Really?
I'm happy.
I'm not similar.
Thank you.
- Do you have a camera? - Yes.
Who do you think looks like you?
I was happy to meet soccer player Tomo Naga.
Well, well, well.
- Who didn't make you happy? - Chris Massumura.
You look like him!
I can only say it because Chris Massumura is holding a camera.
You look like him!
Who do you think looks like you?
- I think I look like Lord Takanohara. - You do!
Lord Takanohara wouldn't do that.
Who do you think looks like you?
Robert and Akiyama.
- You're higher up than me! - But I'm lower.
You're lower than Akiyama!
- But you're popular in Japan. - I was happy to meet Takanohara.
- Who do you think looks like you? - Elton John.
You do look like Elton John!
- Who didn't make you happy? - Kobuhei.
- You look like Kobuhei now. - I do.
- Can you take off your hat? - No, I can't.
But you do look like Elton John!
- Honestly, Kobuhei looks like Elton John. - That made me happy.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
Who made you happy?
- Hikari Mitsushima's younger brother. - Hikari Mitsushima?
- Horifuka Ishii? - He looks like him.
- Nishikawa Kiyoshi's younger brother. - Nishikawa Tadashi.
- He looks like him. - He does.
- Look at his face! He looks like him! - Good afternoon.
Excuse me, let me put on my mask.
When someone said you look like a celebrity,
is there a celebrity you were happy about?
Yes, who is it?
Kanjiya Shihori.
I know her!
She's fair-skinned and a little shy.
What did you think of her?
I've always been told by people who are drunk,
so I'm not worried about it, but I thought, "Ah, she finally said it!"
You were conscious of the fact that she finally said it!
Yes, I was conscious of it.
I was really drunk.
Kanjiya Shihori, you look like her!
"Of course I do!" and then I put on my mask.
I don't care about that!
Can I ask you the other way around?
The other way around?
You're happy about it, right?
Someone said you look like someone else,
but you're not happy about it, is there a celebrity you were happy about?
Antonio Inoki.
He'll definitely say it.
How are you?
I'm doing well, thank you!
One, two, three, four!
You're doing your own thing!
You've been doing it for quite some time!
I've only said it a little, but I can only see you as Inoki!
You're Inoki!
Kanjiya Shihori, you look like her!
You're Inoki of Osaka!
No, please don't!
You don't have to think about it at all.
Someone said you look like a celebrity,
but you're not happy about it, is there a celebrity you were happy about?
Catharise.
You don't have to say it!
Who did you say it to?
To my friends.
On the contrary, who was the celebrity you weren't happy about?
Nakaoka and Reiji.
I think you look like Reiji.
Thank you very much.
Is there a celebrity you were happy about?
Inocchi and Nakaoka.
Are you happy about Nakaoka?
No, I'm not happy about him.
Are you happy about Nakaoka?
Inocchi.
I'm sorry, but I can only see Nakaoka and Inocchi.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me, sir.
Hello.
Is there a celebrity you were happy about?
What was it?
Is there a celebrity you were happy about?
Yusaku Matsudo?
He's young.
He's tall.
That's right.
Is there a celebrity you were happy about?
An old man with thin hair.
Who is he?
Who?
I don't know.
An actor?
A celebrity?
Egashira?
No, not Egashira.
A man with thin shadow.
A man with thin shadow, thin shadow and thin hair.
Both are thin.
Who is he?
I want to remember him.
Stop it.
I'm not happy about him.
That's why I want to remember him.
Why are you doing that?
I'm Detective Takeyama of Night Scoop.
Is that so?
I'm not happy about a man with thin hair and thin presence.
I know there's a comedian.
I don't know his name.
I asked my wife and she said she might know him.
Who is he?
I don't know.
Who is he?
He is a person who teaches you how to walk.
Is he Duke Sarajean?
Yes, is he?
Yes, he is.
Is he Duke Sarajean?
Thank you very much, ma'am.
I'm not making fun of you.
Is he Duke Sarajean, ma'am?
I made a mistake.
Is he really Duke Sarajean?
You look like him.
You both look like good men.
Really?
Please walk home safely.
Thank you very much.
You both look like Duke Sarajean.
I'm just judging based on my intuition.
But I think there are some similarities.
If you don't like it, you look like him.
Personally, if you look like someone,
you can be Yamaguchi, the vocalist of Sambo Master.
Or you can be Shizuka Kamei, a former member of parliament.
To be honest, some people don't like you both.
Some people like you both.
Some people don't like you both.
Today, I'd like to ask Erica Matsuo to say hello.
Thank you for coming.
I've been working as a secretary for about seven and a half years.
I'm graduating this year.
Thank you very much.
It's a dream come true for me to be involved in your favorite show.
I've been working as a secretary for about seven and a half years.
I'm grateful for the staff and viewers who love this show.
Thank you very much.
I'll continue to love this show.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much.
I hope you have a wonderful baby.
Thank you very much.
Please send your questions to this detective agency.
An excellent detective will find out the truth of the mystery.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
We have a request from Mizuki Kotani, 25 years old, who lives in Suginami Ward, Tokyo.
I was able to have dinner on the day I fell down.
Just looking at the pot makes me sad.
Please get married. I want you to stay with me forever.