AISubs v3.4
Take everything off and scatter it all away around the bed, you take everything off and scatter it all away
You keep dancing with your cheek on, unraveling your secret room only on weekends.
This is the only time I can fall in love with you, so I'll kiss you and hold you tighter than usual.
Let's start with the first request.
The first request is from Tomomi Sasajima, who lives in Hokkaido and is 30 years old.
"Good evening, everyone. I have a request for you about my mother, who is 62 years old.
Last summer, my father fell ill and died, and my mother's confinement days increased.
I talk to my father's house every day, and I often cry alone because my father doesn't come out of my dream.
Before his death, my father made a lot of money and rarely stayed at home.
After 60 years old, his job finally calmed down and he thought he could spend time with his mother.
Mr. Hazama Kanpei is said to be very similar to my father.
Not only my family, but also my acquaintances and friends often say that.
So I want Mr. Kanpei to meet my mother and cheer her up.
They couldn't have a good date, but if they can meet Mr. Kanpei, I think they'll be a little more positive.
Thank you for your request.
When I first heard your request, I thought you might need a handkerchief, but in the middle you said you were similar to Mr. Kanpei.
Mr. Kanpei died of cancer last summer at the age of 63.
Mr. Kanpei's job is to dig tunnels, so he travels all over the country.
Mr. Kanpei can only meet his mother and mother-in- law on New Year's Day.
Now that his children are away and his job is down, he died before he could travel with his mother and mother- in-law.
I went to see if I could make it happen.
Please watch the video.
The client is from Hokkaido.
He just arrived and will arrive soon.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name is Mr. Kanpei.
I'm sure you've been through a lot, but did you have anything else that your mother was hiding from you?
Yes, I did.
My mother only had two teeth.
My father was worried about it all the time.
I'm sure you're worried about it, aren't you?
Your own wife has two teeth.
So I made her put it in.
My mother put it in like that.
Then my father came home and said, "Look, it's got teeth in it."
That's the latest report, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You have to tell your father about the information you put in, don't you?
From your daughter's point of view, you're very similar.
Goodbye.
You're very similar!
You're the most similar in the market that says "Kame- san, you're similar!"
You're very similar!
Your body, your skin, your mouth, your big mouth, you're all similar!
That's right. I brought my dad's clothes.
Oh, the clothes your dad was wearing.
Yes.
It's a secret, but my mom didn't tell me.
I see, I see.
So when my mom didn't tell me, I secretly took it out of my dad's closet.
You wore it a lot?
Yes, it's my dad's staple.
Your dad's style.
Yes.
I want my dad to wear it.
I see.
I want my dad to wear it and make it like a bed for me.
Is your mom here today?
She is.
She's here, right?
Yes. She didn't say what she wanted and brought it to Osaka.
I see.
She's in a pretty good state.
What kind of mentality does your mom have?
I don't know anything about it.
Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Detective Saga.
Is this your second time in Osaka?
Is this your second time?
Yes.
How long has it been?
It's been about 20 years.
When did you come to Osaka?
My husband's brother is in Osaka.
I see.
I came to see my sister.
I see.
Yes.
What is this luggage?
It's my dad's.
I brought it to his house.
Did you bring it to his house?
I wanted to come with you.
So I brought it with me.
It looks like you.
It looks like me.
Doesn't it look like you?
Because you're wearing silver clothes.
You're my favorite detective.
You and me together.
Together.
How is your daily life?
When I see your cooking or what you used to use,
I feel nostalgic.
I didn't want you to go first.
I thought about going with you for a moment and grabbed your hand.
Did you talk to me at the end?
I said something, but I couldn't hear it.
When I saw you move your mouth, I thought you were crying.
I'm sorry for reminding you of that.
It's painful, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
It's painful, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
You loved him, didn't you?
I loved him.
We got along very well.
If you could meet him again, would you like to meet him again?
Of course I would like to meet him again.
But I don't think I can.
Of course you can't.
I know it's difficult for you.
But I'd like to meet him again if I could.
Of course you would like to meet him again.
I hope he appears in my dream, too.
But he doesn't appear in my dream.
He doesn't appear in your dream, either?
No, he doesn't appear in my dream.
I think he doesn't appear in my dream because I cry when he appears in my dream.
I see.
I think you shouldn't do that.
If he appears in your dream, you shouldn't do that.
I see.
If you don't do that, it's fine.
Do you feel that he is always around you?
Sometimes I smell him.
Do you smell him now?
I don't smell him now.
You don't smell him now, do you?
I don't smell him now.
You don't smell him now, do you?
Dad!
Mom!
Dad!
What's wrong?
Look!
Dad!
Why did you come in and cry?
Look at this!
Dad!
Why did you come in and cry?
I have a favor to ask you.
Do you know what this costume is?
It fits perfectly!
You told me to wear it,
and now you want me to wear it.
What's wrong?
Dad, you're crying.
I'm not in the mood for asking you what's wrong.
You should cheer up.
I'm not in the mood.
I think I'm...
It looks like you!
It looks like you, doesn't it?
Really?
Do you want me to give you some pills?
Your eyes and eyebrows...
Your nose...
What did your husband call you?
He called me "Accha."
He called me "Mom" in dialect.
He called me "Accha."
Accha.
Hiko-san.
That was fast!
What do you want me to do?
Eat some food.
Dad, I can't eat food because I'm sick.
I want you to eat a lot of food.
My dad's sister is a storekeeper.
Let's go there.
I'm Hiko-san.
How old did you know each other?
We knew each other when we were twenty-three and we got married when we were twenty-four.
It's been half a year since you got married.
If you say it now, I'll hit you.
Oh, you got hit.
I think you were cute when you were young.
I was thin when I was young.
What are you talking about?
You're making me nervous.
I was always fast when I was young.
I was too big and it was natural that I wasn't at home.
I see.
So I think I'll go home now.
Oh, I see.
That's what I think.
I'm full.
I feel like my dad is here.
I'm full.
I feel like my dad came home.
Oh, is it there?
How is it?
Where is it?
Is it where it's lit up?
Oh, is it here?
Is it where it's lit up?
Is it here?
Oh, it's here.
It's a cafe.
Yes.
Oh, oh, oh.
Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, oh, oh.
How is it? How is it?
Look.
Oh my.
Oh my. Oh my.
Miss? Miss?
What's wrong?
Is Miss Hiko alright?
What?
Is Miss Hiko alright?
Does your stomach hurt?
No, it's fine.
Was Miss Hiko always weak in the stomach?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
Miss Hiko...
I...
What's wrong?
You two are so alike.
- Am I that alike? - You two are alike.
- You're alike.
You two are alike.
You two are very similar.
- Right away? - Yes.
- You two are alike. - You two are alike.
You two are alike.
I... I... You two are alike.
You two are perfect for each other.
That's right.
A little bit of sugar.
Oh, a little bit of sugar.
As you like.
You put a lot of sugar in it.
It's absolutely delicious.
You liked it, didn't you, dad?
It's been a while since we had a family reunion.
We haven't had a meal for a long time, so we ordered a lot of food.
Then I'll have it.
Wow, potato salad.
It doesn't go well with potato salad.
It's sweet.
Dad, you always put a little more sugar in it, don't you?
Sugar, you know.
It's too sweet.
It's painful.
No, it's delicious. It's not painful. It's delicious.
It's not painful.
But you have a boyfriend, don't you?
I have a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend, don't you?
Yes, I have.
Really?
Yes.
Are you happy?
Yes, I'm happy.
That's the best thing.
Yes.
But you're smiling. You look like you're having fun.
Was it like this?
That's right.
You look like you're having the most fun right now.
What?
You're always laughing at me.
Can I give you a hug?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, you don't have to apologize.
- Take care of yourself. - Yes, I will.
- It's going to get cold again soon. - Yes.
- Take care of yourself. - Yes.
- Take care of yourself, Mom. - Yes.
- How was it? - Dad was...
- Dad was...
- Dad was there for me. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Thank you, Dad.
- Yes.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- What a wonderful show. - It was wonderful.
- It was like a real show. - Yes.
The atmosphere of the last meal was like...
Of course, Mom and Daughter know that it's an award ceremony,
but it was like a strange space.
It was like if they were really resurrected.
The moment I saw my sister,
I couldn't help but cry.
It was a terrible situation.
- Your sister... - Yes.
- Your sister was on top of my mother. - Yes.
She looked exactly like her.
- She looked exactly like her. - She looked exactly like her.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Detective Maeda.
First of all, I'm Toshio Takeba, 67 years old.
I developed a revolutionary punch that absolutely hits in boxing.
It's 100%.
By the way, I've been doing amateur boxing for 10 years, from the age of 50 to 60.
It's not just an idea.
It's 100%.
It's the same person.
In addition, even in soccer, I thought of a penalty kick that was 100% decided.
Why didn't I do professional boxing until now?
It's strange and I can't help it.
Both are 100%.
The next person is also from Sakai City.
Fumiyaki Sugano, 26 years old.
I can do four techniques of completely different fields at the same time.
I think I'm the only one in the world who can do it.
Keisuke Masekei from Osaka Prefecture, 22 years old.
I have a special skill I found when I was little.
I've never met anyone else who can do it.
Only I can do it.
I like it myself, but when I show it to others, they always say, "Are you going home?"
In addition, "What is the use of that special skill?"
Please find me a special skill that I'm good at.
Thank you for listening.
- Sugamoku. - Yes.
I heard you can do four amazing things at the same time.
Yes.
- One is human beatbox. - Yes.
- With mouth. - Yes.
- And moonwalk. - Moonwalk.
Yes.
And the other one is...
Andzan...
Um...
- Niketa x Niketa. - Yes.
Yes.
Is your nose okay?
- Your nose must be okay. - Is it okay?
- It's a little cold. - Yes.
- Yes. And... - Yes.
Fukuwa-jutsu.
What is Fukuwa-jutsu?
- Your voice is getting hoarse. - Yes.
- Can you do it for me? - Yes.
- Can you do four amazing things at the same time? - Yes.
Huh? I can hear you.
The answer of 63x87 is...
Um...
5041 yen.
You're wrong!
I'm sorry.
Wait!
Do you want me to answer again?
48...
4...
Wait!
4000...
4481!
5481!
Well, Anzan...
You're a bit slower than everyone.
You're right.
I was calculating.
I'm glad you beatboxed.
What's wrong with you?
You're just rubbing your legs behind you.
The biggest problem is that you didn't do it at the same time.
You just did it in order.
Yes, that's right.
What's the cause of your failure today?
I'm full of confidence.
I think so, too.
Full of confidence
Can you do a special skill?
Everyone around me says "can you do it?"
Please show me your special skill.
Can you do it?
On the contrary, I can pull you in.
Really?
I'm sorry.
I hope I can help you.
Can you draw something like "harage"?
Sorry.
It wasn't funny at all.
It's the funniest thing on TV this year.
Isn't it really embarrassing?
No matter who you're up against, you've gotten a punch from a guy who knows how to punch 100%.
Takemoto-san.
You created a miracle punch.
It'll hit for sure.
Yes, it's scary.
It's scary for me to say it myself, but I can't say it for sure.
It's scary.
It's scary for me to say it myself, but I can't say it for sure.
I don't know what I've been thinking about.
Do you have a punch name or something?
If I say it, it'll be exposed, so I won't say it.
Isn't that how you name it?
You should give it a name that won't be exposed.
I can't remember it now.
How long ago did you come up with it?
I came up with it because God gave it to me.
Oh, I see. It's like a radio wave.
It came down suddenly.
Even though it's a deadly punch, it's a scary shot in a different genre of soccer.
P.K. is so big, and you're all pros, and you miss it, right?
I look at you and think, "What are you doing?"
Then I close my eyes and think, "Isn't it Harun- chan?"
I haven't played soccer, so it doesn't look like anything.
Maybe you can say it because you haven't played it since high school.
Well, that may be true.
But the idea is...
For example, backflip.
Everyone was surprised when I did the backflip.
I think it was 1964.
At that time, people started doing "possibility," and backflipping became popular.
Everything I know is new.
Everyone says it's not possible.
I see. You're an amateur, so you can think of it.
I'm so confident.
Thank you for watching.
That deadly punch.
Is it like this?
Usually in major league or prime league, it's like this.
Which one will hit?
I don't know which one will hit.
I don't know which one will win or lose, but I don't know if it will hit or not.
That's why I'm angry today.
I don't know if it will hit or not.
I can't kick it if I do it unlimitedly.
If you kick the opponent's corner of the desk for one and two minutes, you won't be able to hit it.
So we asked this person to come here for two minutes to try it.
Thank you.
You said "no" in a small voice.
A punch that hits 100%.
That kind of punch is often hit by professionals.
I can't read where amateurs' punches come out.
Really?
Thank you for getting excited and hitting it.
I think it's possible to hit it.
I'm confident now.
Mr. Takeo, what do you think of it?
I hope so, too.
Let's start the 21-year-old club!
Let's start!
Will he get a punch?
A jump?
I felt like I just hit his body.
A double punch is coming out!
But Mr. Kameda looks relaxed.
Mr. Takema said that if you don't kick it in the corner, you won't be able to hit it.
Mr. Kameda always turns around.
He always keeps a distance.
He's fast!
Wow!
It's different!
I want to see a one-hit punch!
Do you know how to do a one-hit punch?
I know!
I've heard of it!
I've heard of it! It's an advertisement!
Show me your double punch!
You can turn and you have stamina!
Three seconds!
Go!
Time's up!
It's good!
Can a professional do it?
Absolutely not!
What kind of kick is it?
I'm right-handed.
Right-handed!
The goalkeeper is left-handed.
He's right-handed.
He's left-handed.
He's right-handed.
He's left-handed.
But you need acting skills.
Right!
You have to think you're left-handed.
Right!
I was wondering why professionals don't do this.
I thought about it with J. Liger's Celesto's keeper.
With boxing, I didn't leave much results, so I decided to win for sure.
I prepared for middle school students.
That's right. No problem.
No problem.
Hello!
Is that you, coach?
Hello!
What do you think of my 100% P.K.?
P.K. is decided by a considerable probability.
Originally, 100% is...
My idea is...
The keeper...
Wait a minute!
Are you trying to expose me?
If I find out, you won't forgive me, right?
If you find out, you won't forgive me, right?
I won't forgive you.
Can you introduce me to the keeper's students?
I'm Sugiura Koki, a second-year student.
Sugiura Koki!
Are you good at right-handed players or not good at left-handed players?
There aren't many people who are left-handed.
It's hard to tell.
It's hard to play against people who are left- handed.
How long have you been a keeper?
I've been a keeper since I was in the third grade of elementary school.
You've been doing it for about four years.
What do you think of my 100% P.K.?
I'm wondering if it's decided by a Japanese representative keeper.
That's what you think, right?
I think it's okay.
You think it's okay?
I think it's okay.
Who do you want to play against?
Well...
Wait a minute.
You're short, so you're underestimating me, aren't you?
Show me what you can do.
Look!
Your left leg is a little thin.
No, it's not like that.
Show me your left leg.
I'll warm up.
Please.
The course is also specified.
I see.
That's great.
Then, Kito-san.
100% decided PK.
Please!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
It took you an hour by car.
What do you think of yourself as a player and a writer?
I'm underestimating you.
Thank you!
You didn't say it because you were worried about me.
This time, three ordinary people will appear.
I asked Takeba-san if he has anything to say to Koneta- shu and other applicants.
He said, "Can't you play just half of it?"
Okay, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes, the last person is from Shota Takahashi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a second-year high school student.
Yes, hello.
The other day, my friend and I were playing Rakugaki during recess at school.
At first, we were Rakugaki-ing a picture of a stranger in a textbook and laughing, but we got tired of just Rakugaki-ing.
So we decided to add a circle in the middle of a square sheet of paper and express something that exists in it.
The picture that came out at the time was a little shocked at ourselves for not having enough creativity, such as drawing a small circle in the middle of a circle and putting eyes and nose on it and writing "snowman" or "clock" with numbers one through twelve in the middle of a circle.
After that, I went home and my grandmother was there, so I asked her to try drawing it for me.
She looked up at the circle in the middle of the paper and drew a cat playing with it.
I was surprised at my grandmother's idea, which I had never thought of, and once again learned about the greatness of the elderly.
From there, I became interested in what the elderly in the world draw.
Could you look it up for me?
This is another interesting request.
Did you understand the meaning of this request?
In the middle of a square sheet of paper, there is a black circle drawn and you are free to draw whatever you like.
If you are an experienced elderly person, I think you will be able to draw an interesting picture.
Here is the video.
I didn't expect you to be the first one to draw it.
What should I do with this?
No, I'm in trouble.
I'm sorry, but I'm in trouble.
I don't know what to do.
I'm in a bad mood.
What kind of relationship do you have?
We are old people.
We are young and beautiful.
I want you to come up with something and complete the picture.
Please come up with something and draw it.
Thank you for doing it.
It's hard work.
I know.
How is it?
It's good.
Can you see it clearly?
I'm not homeless.
I'm sorry.
You can draw something and make it.
Thank you.
I hope you like it.
It's simple.
By the way, how much is it?
1,000 yen.
The highest price.
May I ask you for your time?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
How old are you?
I'm 74 years old.
74 years old.
How are you?
Did you come to visit me today?
Yes.
When I was young, I had cancer.
Yes.
Mr. Ryumu stepped on me 500 times.
Yes.
I have to come and thank you once.
I see.
When you were young, how old were you?
I think I was 38 years old.
You had cancer.
Yes.
It was quite late for you to eat.
Yes.
I want you to make a work with your favorite idea.
I think people who have microphones are such people.
Do you mean me?
Yes.
I'm...
You're a good speaker.
Thank you very much.
My father, who seems to be a stamp, often says to Junichiro Koizumi.
I was often told that.
That's right.
I think it's okay to laugh.
Yes.
And I forgave him.
What?
Junichiro Koizumi is like you.
You were amazing.
Thank you very much.
May I ask you for your time?
Yes.
I walk 10 kilometers every day.
Really?
You walk every day.
How are you?
I love children.
Do you?
Ta-da!
What's this?
This is a kindergarten teacher.
What's this?
This is a teacher.
A teacher?
Yes.
And what's this?
This is...
A circle!
The sun!
It's very hot!
Do you play in the sun with your teacher and children?
Grow up like the sun!
Get used to it!
This is a program called "Detective Night Scoop" on Asahi Broadcasting.
You can do anything you like.
You can complete any picture you like.
What's this?
This is the sun.
This is a quadrilateral.
And this is a quadrilateral crab.
Quadrilateral?
Yes.
Eurasia.
Africa.
North America.
South America.
There are five continents, so Australia is included.
Australia is still small.
It's smaller than Brazil.
It's an island called a continent.
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
You can draw anything you like.
That's it.
That's great!
What's this?
It's like a sunflower.
Is it a sunflower?
I don't think so.
No.
It's like a fan in the middle of it.
A fan in the middle of it?
You can draw anything you like.
Hello.
Can you give me some time?
You can draw anything you like with this circle.
Thank you.
You're fast.
You can draw anything you like.
What's your father's idea?
Mr. Kingoro.
Mr. Kingoro?
I'm sorry.
Kingoro.
Who is he?
Do you know him?
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at studying.
Enokenya and Kingoro.
People of that era.
People 60 or 70 years ago.
They were comedians.
They were comedians?
I think you know him.
Did you just cry?
I drank a lot of beer.
I'm sorry.
Who is your favorite talent?
Who is your favorite comedian?
Me!
That's a funny way of saying it.
You can draw anything you like with your father's idea.
Is that right?
What is this?
Hooper Looper.
Hooper Looper!
That brings back memories.
He looks like an alien.
Uber Uber.
Hello.
What show is this?
It's called "Night Scoop".
Do you know it?
I know it.
Write something on this.
I don't know.
I wrote it but I don't know.
We have a mysterious work.
By the way, what did you write?
It doesn't mean anything.
Write it like a story.
Like a story?
Can you do it?
Somehow.
You may be the most useless person in the world.
No.
Mama.
Hello.
I saw you.
Really?
By the way, this is "Night Scoop".
I'm wondering what you will draw.
Please write it.
You talk fast.
This is the best.
What is it?
Happiness.
I'm happy all the time.
Really?
I don't do anything but I'm grateful.
I'm blessed with children and friends.
I'm happy all the time.
Yes, I see.
Does it look like a frog?
Well...
I'll use it.
It's shaking.
Oh, yes.
It's hot, but I like it.
I have plenty of time.
Are you a couple?
No, we're not.
Are you a couple?
We're helpers.
Oh, I see.
Did you come for a walk today?
Yes, we did.
We're going hiking.
We're going up to Ikoma now.
Oh, really?
What do you talk about as you walk?
We talk about many things.
Yes, we do.
We only talk about bad things.
That's funny.
We talk about bad things.
I'd like you to add something and express it.
What is it?
It's a fairy.
A fairy?
It's flying around here.
I used to be able to see well in the past.
I had poor eyesight in middle school.
I can't see what I used to see in the past,
but I can see things like that now.
I see.
Because of poor eyesight, I can't see what I used to see in the past.
It's like a fairy.
It's like a fairy flying all over the place.
Oh, is that so?
I've been losing my eyesight lately.
I see.
It's okay.
Even if you lose your eyesight, you'll have a fun life.
That's a wonderful word.
It's not fun at all if you lose your eyesight a little bit.
The second life is fun.
That's wonderful.
On the contrary, you'll be encouraged.
That's right.
Seriously, I want to hug you.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Everyone, you are free to think whatever you like.
The last mother was a fairy or a devil.
She had useless fear and power, but she was really free.
Unfortunately, I don't know Mr. Kingoro.
His accent is different. He says "Kingoro".
Mr. Kingoro?
His accent is different from Mr. Kingoro.
Mr. Kingoro?
Let's stop playing basketball and study properly.
Thank you very much.
It was fun.
How about today?
It was fun.
In the first scene of the story, there was music of "Over the Rainbow" in the background of Kanpei and his mother.
Thank you very much.
It was a good choice.
Yes, it was nice.
I think it was good.
The last scene of "Over the Rainbow" was good, too.
Yes, it was.
The image of the movie was good, too.
However, "Over the Rainbow" was better.
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If you come to our studio to play, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you very much.
This is a night scoop.
This is a real apple pie!