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This is the only time I can catch you and fall in love with you, kiss you harder than usual
It's time for Detective Night Scoop
A detective night scoop that takes a sharp look at the complex modern society and thoroughly investigates various mysteries and questions.
I am the Director-General, Nishida Special Report.
I am Yuka Matsuo, Director of the Police Bureau.
Today, based on requests from TV viewers, the Detective Bureau is looking forward to dispatching talented detectives to pursue the truth.
And today's consultant is working on a film called ``Director Yasuma Morisaki's Location,'' where I play the role of a cameraman who makes an erotic movie, and you play the role of a scenario writer who makes an erotic movie.
The work was canceled within a week.
It ended with a disappointing result.
Since then, I have considered you a comrade.
Thank you.
Hello, this is actor Hiroshi Emoto.
You've already taken a good look at it.
Wow, I'm really moved by this right now.
I'm so happy.
Well, my family likes it.
I think this program is the best in Japan after all.
Anoise!
Then let's get started!
Let's start with the first request!
Yes! The first request is from Yoshino Kaizu, who lives in Mie Prefecture and is a 16-year-old high school first-year student.
"There is a well behind my house, and I heard that the well is connected to a well called "shinobi- ido" on Iga-ue-no-jou," said an old man who passed away a long time ago to his father.
I don't think there is such a thing, but my father said it must be connected, so I won't ask.
Could you investigate the truth?
If it is connected, it will be a historical discovery.
My father is making a fuss next door.
You're making a fuss, you're making a fuss.
"It is firmly written on the signboard on Iga-ue- no- jou," "shinobi-ido", "west, south, north", "one-way distance"
It is firmly written on the signboard that you can get out of the well ahead of you.
Furthermore, the ancestor of Kaizu family, who built Iga-ue-no-jou, is Todo Takatra.
Todo Takatra.
Do you know him?
He is a person like that, but he was a little tired of Todo Takatra.
That kind of Kaizu family.
There is a little connection.
That kind of.
There is also such a story.
It will be a V-shake and love in it.
Please look forward to it.
Please.
"Iga-ue-no-jou" in Iga-ue-no-jou, Iga-shi, Mie Prefecture, Ninja Village.
It is a castle built by Tokugawa Ieyasu in 1611.
"There is a well called "shinobi-ido" in this castle."
It is said that there is a way out of the well one mile outside.
It is said to have been used as a prison for prisoners of war and as a way out of the lord.
Since the opening was a secret, it is said that even if it was against history, it was not allowed to remove the well.
"Here it is." "Let's go."
It's a nice house.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Sabi, a detective from the Detective Detective Squad." "Nice to meet you, too."
"This time, the request was sent by your daughter Yoshino-chan, right?" "Yes."
"What kind of reason did you send it?" "Well, I don't think it's something to ask for at all, but my father is very noisy about asking for it."
"There is a well, but when you look at it, it feels like it is connected to the side." "There is a side hole, isn't it?" "That's right."
"It's connected to the northwesternmost point of the world, and the upper surface is here." "Yes." "Let's put some stickers on it." "It's here." "The depth of field is ..." "The depth of field is ..." "The depth of field is ..." "The depth of field is ..." "The depth of field is ..." "The depth of field is ..." "And the distance from here." "This distance is ..." "This is four kilometers." "Four kilometers with this map's length combined." "Can you hold it down?" "Yes."
Can I hold it down for a second?
Wow!
Four kilograms!
Are you serious?
- A well? - It's not a well.
- Is it this? - Yes, it's like this.
- This? - Yes.
It's amazing.
- It's quite deep. - It's quite deep.
Wow!
How deep is it?
- It's about 5 meters. - About 5 meters!
- Can you see it? - Yes!
- You can see it! - Yes.
It's about a person's height.
- It's not that high, is it? - No.
I'd like to see the top and side of it.
- Is this a synobead? - Yes, it is.
- Is it this? - Yes.
It came out right away! Is this a synobead?
It's deep!
Wow!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a little flooded.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, it's pretty deep!
It's coming out.
Right?
Look at this.
Oh, is it your house?
Yes, it is.
The feeling of stones and so on.
It's similar, isn't it?
The construction is similar.
It does feel like it.
Excuse me, but what do you call it?
It's called "kaisu".
Kaisu
Anyway, it's a fairly high-ranking "kashin" in a "kashin" mansion.
There's a "kaisu" here.
What!?
It's a "kaisu" telephone pole.
Oh, it's true!
This is quite...
It's amazing.
It might have played a role in protecting the well.
What!?
If we think that this is connected...
Can you hear me if I shout?
Hello?
Yes.
Yoshino-chan?
Hello, yes, it's Yoshino.
Can you shout over there? Towards the well.
Yes, I'll shout.
Sawabeta! (Hello!)
Can we somehow get down there and investigate?
The detectives are doing various things.
Please do it.
Thank you very much!
First of all, Sawabeta and I will go down there and investigate.
Sawabeta, are you ready?
I'm going to fall!
Can you hold it for me?
Director, are you okay?
Director...
Director, you look like you have a lot of strength. Are you okay?
No, you idiot!
We are currently draining water with the cooperation of Idohori, who is in charge of maintenance, and Fujita, the president of Fukuoka facilities and Shinha, who is in charge of diving.
We're going to check if there's any air inside and if there's any harmful gas in there.
It's 21 degrees Celsius.
That's right.
Then there's plenty of air.
Let's go!
Wow!
There are a lot of amazing stones packed in there!
Yes!
Ouch! Ouch!
We're here!
Dad, be careful!
We're almost there.
How do you feel now that you're down here?
Nothing special.
When you look around, you can see the rocks.
It's like your house.
How about here?
It's weird.
There are big rocks around here, but only the lower part is small.
It looks like it's closed.
Let's move it.
I'm scared.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's moving the lowest rock.
Isn't it too scary?
It's scary, isn't it?
It's really scary.
One of them collapses and it's all messed up.
It's scary.
It collapses at the top.
Yes.
What happens then?
It dies.
I think we should take this off, too.
What do you think?
Yes.
We absolutely have to take this off.
The director will be mad at you, so please delete this part.
- Please delete it. - Okay!
We're going up!
- How was it? - Well...
- There was nothing here. - Nothing at all.
There's a hole in the side of the truck.
Let's go back and check it out.
We're getting off!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Let's go!
It's a little narrow here.
Compared to Ueno Castle's well...
Wow, there's definitely a hole in the side.
- Dad! - Yes?
Please come down!
Huh?
Dad!
- Huh? - Dad!
There is a stone!
- It's completely blocked. - Completely!
It's completely blocked!
Everyone, I'm sorry!
There was nothing!
Retreat!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Today, under Igaue Farm's well...
Yes?
I heard you said you wouldn't tell the director.
Damn it!
You can't get permission?
That's because we haven't gone down there yet.
Really!
Igaue Farm
We used scaffolding to support the stone.
- It's obvious that you're hiding it with a small stone. - It's unnatural.
It's unnatural.
Dad, what do you think of this?
Hmm... I don't know which one is better.
That's the fastest one.
Hmm?
- I don't know. - Huh?
- Ah! Ah! - No, no, no, no.
- Ohohohoho! - No, seriously...
[Laughter]
Ne...
Ch...
[Laughter]
It's not coming.
[Laughter]
Huh?!
Wow!
Isn't it dirt?!
Dirt came out!
Sir, this is...
The inside of the well...
Dirt?
Dirt? Wall?
I think so.
What do you mean?
I think...
I think in this big stone...
Yes.
In the middle...
Yes.
Little stones...
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it collapsed.
Oh, I see!
This fell from here...
Little stones in between...
Little stones...
Came out...
Sir, how is...
The situation now?
Small stones, right?
Yes!
To prevent dirt water...
Yes.
From entering the well...
What role do you think it plays?
Huh?!
For two days...
I've been doing this...
Is there anything you've gained?
Let's see...
Fear.
[Laughter]
It's been a while since I've been out.
Can't you dig a little more?
I dug it.
How can you not know if you haven't dug it?!
You're so scary!
You'll fall off the rock!
Dig it!
I dug it!
I dug it, and in the end...
I'm the one who made the escape route!
[Laughter]
I don't know!
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Akiko Imoto, a 31-year- old company employee who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
"It's sudden, but it's hard for me to go back home. I'm a 31-year-old single woman.
I had a wonderful encounter this summer.
I fell in love with you once, and we started dating soon.
Even though it was a shallow relationship, our feelings burned up and we talked about getting married.
I wanted to introduce you to my parents, and I asked my dad, who doesn't usually talk much,
to take his family home because he wanted to take someone important with him.
However, our relationship ended in just one summer.
Just around the same time, my dad sent me a line like this.
It's my dad. I replaced my eight-story guest horse and tatami with LED lights.
It's like a hotel room.
I have terrible expectations for my elderly parents.
I can't go home alone with a disappointed face.
Detective, would you like to go home with me and tell my parents the truth?
Thank you very much.
Moreover, the client has four siblings.
Moreover, the client only has one daughter.
She's not the type of person who talks about love with her parents.
I've never brought my parents with me.
It's my first time, and my parents are excited.
Did you manage to tell your parents the truth?
Please watch the video.
Excuse me, are you Ms. Akiko?
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
This way, please.
Let me show you your height.
Thank you very much.
Why did you tell your parents the truth?
Couldn't you have told them a little earlier?
Why did you tell them the truth?
I don't know.
Maybe it's because of summer.
Summer is terrible.
We know that.
We're over 30 years old.
We're not the type of people who fall in love in summer.
I came here in the evening of the day I said goodbye.
It's ironic, isn't it?
It's my dad.
I replaced the tatami mats and lights with LEDs.
I cleaned the room a lot.
It's like a hotel.
It's ironic, isn't it?
You were in a hurry.
I was in a hurry.
You're not Santa Claus.
Summer is over.
You're good.
That's what you're good at.
You don't seem like it.
Excuse me.
I want to say it brightly.
You don't want it to be heavy.
Yes.
We're heading home now.
What are you telling them?
There's someone I want you to meet.
Be careful of what you say.
Wait for me and I'll go.
That's...
If you say it like that, I can't feel it.
But I can't say it at night school.
That's right.
Do you have any surprises?
A little surprise.
What kind of man is he?
That's good, too.
Just forgive me for getting involved in it.
Where is this house?
Here.
Here?
It's big.
"Even if I go alone, I think I'll be surprised." "Yes."
"I can be mistaken, too." "Yes."
"It's like I came to shoot alone." "Yes."
"I'd like you to see it for a moment." "Yes."
"I'd like you to taste it first." "Yes."
"I'd like you to see what it's like." "Yes."
"Then I'll go for a moment." "Please."
It's really dark. Maybe you'll let me in first.
"Yes." "Oh, I'm sorry for the sudden." "Yes."
"Excuse me." "Yes."
"I'm sorry for being late at night." "Yes."
What do you want me to ask you?
We received information from a person whose house has become beautiful.
We are going to shoot a program there.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
Hello.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
We received permission to interview you in your house or somewhere else.
Here it is.
Is it here?
I think so.
Is it here?
No, no.
Excuse me for disturbing you.
What do you want me to ask you?
Is there a tatami room?
Yes, there is a tatami room.
Is there a tatami room?
Wow!
It smells good.
Yes, it does.
I bought this house recently.
I see.
You bought this house recently, didn't you?
Can I tell you my impression of this house?
Sure.
It looks like a hotel, doesn't it?
I mean it.
This is the place where you can drink tea or go to a hotel.
How much did you spend on this house?
I spent about 120,000 yen.
About 120,000 yen.
Was the tatami room expensive?
Yes, it was.
The tatami room was about 95,000 yen.
I didn't bring my boyfriend with me.
I told him to keep the room clean.
I see.
He still comes here at eight in the morning.
That's right.
Really?
Yes, it is.
You didn't bring anyone with you?
I told my son to keep the house clean.
Keep the house clean?
Is your son riding a bike?
Yes, he is.
Did you take a bath?
Yes, I did.
I heard you took a bath.
I usually take a bath once a week.
I heard you took a bath.
I have mixed expectations and anxiety.
That's how I feel.
What kind of people did you bring with you?
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
I see.
She's here.
Your mother seems to be in a good mood.
Let me tell you first.
Okay.
Here it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being late today.
I'm sorry.
I'm applying for it, but it's really going to be late.
It's really going to be late.
You said you'd be a little late.
Oh, you're still here. That's great.
How late is it going to be?
I think it's going to be 20 or 30 minutes.
Oh, really?
Hey, Oto-san.
I was wondering if you were here.
I was wondering if you were here, too.
I was waiting for you to stand up.
Where are you from?
Oh, we talked about it after you came.
You're from Goen, right?
Oto-san, please come out for a moment.
It's a corner where girls talk about their true feelings.
Do you have anything to say to girls?
Well...
I'm very happy that you came all the way here.
Actually, I broke up with him.
Oh, I see.
I can't bring him back today.
That's right.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
But before we become one,
we have to get used to something and break up.
We have to take it in a good way.
I'm glad you learned something.
We have to take it like that.
Yes.
We still have a long life ahead of us.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Not at all.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Do you know what this is?
What is it?
The defect has become like this.
Oh, applause?
This is what we wanted you to tell us.
You don't want to be heavy, so we prepared something like this for you.
Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
When you told us about this, how did you feel about it?
Will my face change a little?
As expected, it's very open.
Open?
This is also a corner.
Yes, yes, yes.
Next, we will give you a quiz corner where you will get a gift.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we go into a fun quiz?
Yes, we will.
You are already one of us, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You are already one of us, right?
Yes, I understand.
Please.
Yes, yes, yes.
Dad!
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Please.
Dad, I made a mistake.
Yes.
This is also a popular corner.
Yes.
This is it.
Yes.
This is a challenge.
Please wear it.
If you answer 5 questions correctly in a row, you will get this.
One million yen.
It's not one million yen.
It's...
It doesn't look like history.
It's not about history.
It may be about your daughter's history.
That's good.
It's easy to say, Dad.
Question one!
Your daughter's name is Akiko.
Is it correct or not?
Please answer!
It's difficult.
This is...
I'm sorry.
On the contrary, I'm sorry.
This is the problem.
It depends on the timing.
Please answer!
Yes!
Your daughter is correct in a row.
Please answer!
Great! You are correct!
Great!
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
You are really funny today.
Let's go on.
Question two!
Your daughter's blood type is O.
Is it correct or not?
Please answer!
This should be fine, right?
It's a circle, right?
Yes!
Very smart!
Miss, please show us the correct answer!
Excellent! It's correct!
Great!
This one was easy!
No, it was a little difficult!
You're funny! That's good!
You're funny!
Let's continue with the third one!
Miss, your birthday is August 23rd.
It's a circle, right?
Please think about it!
Yes!
That's fast!
Excellent!
It's a waste of thinking time!
Miss, please show us the correct answer!
It's correct!
You got three continuous correct answers!
Thank you!
Let's continue with the fourth one!
Miss, you have an important man you promised to marry.
It's a circle, right?
Please think about it!
It's a circle, right?
Please give me the third correct answer!
Too bad! Let's move on to the fifth question!
In other words, you broke up with your boyfriend and got married to a white man. Is it a circle or a cross?
It's a circle.
It's a cross.
Please!
Great!
You got it right away!
But!
Too bad!
Too bad, right?
It was close!
So you got 5 words and 4 questions right!
So close!
That's the only part you can't fix.
Wait, this is...
There's a possibility you might have heard it wrong, right?
Yes, that's right.
Then, shall we move on to the 4th question?
Yes.
The 4th question!
Do you have an important man you promised you would marry?
Is it a circle or a cross?
Please show me the correct answer.
I see.
What a shame.
I saw it, too.
It's a shock.
So you understood everything.
Yes, I did.
Unfortunately, you failed.
Are you talking about the quiz?
No, no.
I'm talking about something else.
I'm sorry for making you and your mom expect so much that your room will be so beautiful.
I'm sorry.
I want you to watch over me warmly for a while.
I have no choice but to do my best.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
I feel like my magic is gone.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Hashimoto, are you single?
Yes, I'm single.
How about you?
Is it okay for me, Mr. Hashimoto?
Yes, it's okay for you.
It's okay for me.
Mr. Hashimoto gets 200,000 or 300,000 yen every month.
Mr. Hashimoto.
Your mom is gay.
As a senior in life, I'm glad you realized it earlier than you did after you got married and had children.
Your dad's shock was so shocking.
He was so confused about the first and the second questions.
He was like, "Is it difficult?"
From the fourth question to the fifth question, he was so quick to understand.
What's going on?
Where is it?
It's in the fifth question.
Oh, it was in the white paper.
Let's move on to the last request for today.
The last request is from Satoshi Utsunomiya, 54 years old, who lives in Tokushima City.
Today, I would like to meet you and express my gratitude.
This summer, I succeeded in obtaining a patent by my own invention.
When I received a call from the patent office, my patent became free,
and now I can finally report it to you, Endo- sensei,
tears welled up in my eyes.
Endo-sensei was my teacher when I was in sixth grade.
Since I was little,
I was a child whose problems stood out,
and I had never been acknowledged by anyone.
Endo-sensei taught me the joy of learning.
He praised my unique ideas,
and taught me the importance of innovating.
And when I graduated from elementary school,
the last message on the notice board said,
ability is great,
do your best,
and he encouraged me.
Since then,
every now and then I remember these words,
and someday I will succeed in any way,
and do my best to repay you.
It finally came true.
However,
after graduating from elementary school in 1942,
you are probably over 80 years old,
and you don't have much time.
Please,
let's look for Endo-sensei together.
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute.
Can I say something?
Yes, that's right.
The client, Utsunomiya-san,
42 years ago,
praised Endo-sensei for his imagination.
Surprisingly,
on the main line of "Kin-chan's Imaginary Target",
40 times...
On "Kin-chan's Imaginary Target",
he is called a legend.
That's how good his ideas are.
Endo-sensei saw through it.
Utsunomiya-san took a patent for it.
I think it's a great invention.
With that in mind,
Endo-sensei would like to say "thank you" to Endo- sensei.
That's why we are here today.
Please have a look.
When you were in elementary school,
you wanted to look for your teacher.
That's right.
What kind of boy were you?
I got a text message for the first time.
"Don't stand in the middle of class,
sing a song all of a sudden,
and dance all of a sudden."
That's what it said.
"I'm also a workaholic,
but in a harsh way,
you're a fool,
so when you graduate middle school,
you should work."
That's what it said.
I'm not a workaholic.
That's right.
I'm not a writer, either.
I'm not a straight man, either.
Oh, this is you, Endo-sensei.
This is the beginning of your life, isn't it?
Yes, I'm Endo-san, a well-known first-class writer.
Yes, that's me.
Oh, it's true.
Your ability is great. Do your best.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
Yes, this word is...
I'm ashamed of you, Endo-sensei.
I'm the only one who can prove this word.
I'll do my best to prove this word to the world.
Oh, this is you!
This is you!
This is a special award written on the ticket.
This is you!
It's real!
What's it called?
It's called "Supporter Endo with left cushion and right cushion."
Supporter Endo with left cushion and right cushion.
This is the first sample I made.
If you put this on your left knee, you can do anything.
What's this?
This is a knee supporter.
And this is a ligature.
This is several times more powerful.
If you put this on your left knee, you can push forward with great force.
Would you like me to show you this?
I'll show you this.
What do you think of it?
To be honest, I don't really care about it.
Is that so?
It's free of charge.
I don't care what you say.
So for you,
I think you might say, "Wow, you thought of it well."
Is that so?
I don't really care about it.
Maybe one of your classmates might still be active now.
Maybe.
And school, too.
It's free of charge.
Is that so?
It's free of charge.
School is free of charge.
What about friends?
How many people do you keep in touch with?
Suzugi-kun.
And Sugimoto-kun, who was good friends with me when I was in 6th grade.
And Koku Elementary School, where I went to.
I have a classmate who was a teacher until last year.
There are only the three of us.
Sugimoto-san, Suzugi-san, and Tani-san.
Just the three of you?
That's right.
Hello?
Oh, yes.
Are you Suzuki-san?
Yes, that's me.
Do you know Utsunomiya-san?
Yes, I know him.
But I haven't met him in a while.
I haven't met him in a while, but I know him.
Yes.
Did you speak English just now?
Yes, I did.
I'm sorry. I'm a little tipsy.
Do you know about Endo-sensei?
I've heard of him, so I remember him well.
I thought you were going to get kicked out of school.
Do you have Endo-sensei's contact information?
For example, do you know him now?
No, I don't know him now.
You don't know him?
I see. Thank you very much.
See you later.
Thank you.
I'll call you later.
Thank you.
He's a businessman.
He's a farmer.
What?
He's a farmer.
I know, right?
Let's not wait for him.
Let's go.
Now, we've come to Kokufu Elementary School where Mr. Uchinomiya went to school.
If there are people of the same generation who still live here, you may know Endo-sensei.
Do you know Endo-sensei?
I can't think of him right now.
I see.
Do you know Endo-sensei?
I don't know him.
I don't know Endo-sensei.
What should we do?
Shall we take a break?
Let's take a break for a while.
Let's take a break.
I'm hungry.
Oh, there's Tani.
Oh, it's Tani.
Hello? My name is Tani. I heard you called me.
Oh, I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden. Thank you for calling me back.
Do you know Utsunomiya, my classmate?
I know you. You were in elementary school, right?
Yes, I was.
It's been a while, Utsunomiya.
Um, Tani...
It's been a while.
Um... I'm wondering if you know where and whereabouts of Endo Hiroshi, who was my classmate in elementary school.
I'll know if I have a little more time.
Oh, really? Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm glad.
I have a yearbook I got 15 years ago.
Oh, you have it?
Thank you very much.
You saved me.
Not at all.
Here it is.
You have a lot of gum left.
No, no.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Hello.
This is a program called "Quantum night scoop".
Is Mr. Endo here?
Yes, he is.
Please come in.
May I? Thank you very much.
Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
My name is Endo Shizukawa.
Are you Mr. Endo?
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
I've been looking for you all day today because I really want to see you.
Do you know who he is?
Who is he?
He is Satoshi Utsunomiya, who graduated from Endo Institute and is now a sixth-year student at Kokugu Elementary School in March 1950.
Ha ha ha!
Satoshi Utsunomiya, who graduated from Endo Institute and is now a sixth-year student at Kokugu Elementary School in March 1950.
This is good.
It's firm.
When you get older, your knees get stiff.
This is firm and it doesn't get stiff.
I'm glad you like it.
Tomiya-san.
Yes.
What I want to tell you is that it's important.
How do you feel now?
I'm really happy.
This is good because it doesn't get stiff.
Yes.
Let's name it "Gakun Gakun".
Yes, it's "Gakun Gakun".
Tomiya-san is a good teacher.
If Tomiya-san wasn't here, I would have died.
Tomiya-san suddenly got angry.
He suddenly cried.
I was surprised and cried, too.
Don't cry.
We have another announcement.
Yes.
The movie starring Director Nishita will be released nationwide from October 7th.
That's right.
Will you release it this time?
No, I won't.
All of them are bad people.
Good people don't come out.
Please enjoy the bad people.
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