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edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite
shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru
michuu ni nareru no wa kono toki dake to kisu shite itsumo yori tsumetai
VTR is boomerang pants. It's just a lie, I put my body on the line in Hokkaido, and the result was outrageous. VTR, please!
The other day, I selected my first pair of boomerang pants, and as I was hanging them out to dry on a clothesline every night, I got an idea: If I hung my boomerang pants out to dry in Hokkaido, where I'm in the middle of a long-distance prefecture, they'd freeze solid and look like boomerangs. I thought that I might be able to throw the pants, and that the pants I threw would come back to me.
Detective, would you like to join me in Hokkaido and try freezing and throwing boomerang pants?
sorry!
Oh, I'm going to throw my pants away, do you mind? pants? Yes, it's ok! May I? Thank you very much! Did you bring boomerang pants? Yes, I'm actually already wearing them today!
What do you think of it？ Can I take it out？ There's nothing wrong with it！ Oh, really！ Like this！ Wow！ You're stupid！
For now, let's wash it！ Yes！ Stain it outside, freeze it, and throw it！ If you roll it！ Yes！ Oh, it's a little sexy！ It looks like it's going to fly！ That's right！ Oh, like this！ Okay, let's go！ Yes！ Let's go stain it！
Wow！ It's cold！ Oh, you're going to wear it！ I want a pack and a boomerang pants！ It's kind of nice！ It's nice！ Then, let's wait until it freezes！ Mr. Yaji！ What！ By the way, is there only one pants？ Is there？ This is！
365-day boomerang！ It's for old men, so it's a little thick！ My boomerang！ Let's wash it！ By the way, you put hot water in it！ This is hot water！ Should I pull it a little more！ By the way, wait a minute！
Wow, it's hard！ It's hard！ It's hard！
I'm not good like this！ It hurts a little！ It hurts a little！
For many people！
Do you want me to fly you a little！ Wow！ Amazing！
Look at this！ It's like déjà vu！
Is this for real?
Ouch!
Anyway, let's do it for once!
Let's do it for once! As a dream!
Let's do it!
Go!
What are you doing?!
How is it?!
Go for it!
I closed it! I closed it!
It fell!
Now is the moment!
It fell!
Go and get it!
It's amazing!
Are you okay?!
It's a dream! It's a dream!
Not at all!
Let's do it!
Not at all!
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Hey!
Let's go inside!
Hey!
Hey, let's calm down!
There is a lot of waste!
Once you blow it up, it goes up again!
Let's think about it like this!
There is not enough boomerang!
Are there no more boomerang pants?
I'm going in!
Please push it!
I'm not sure about it!
Why are you wearing a pair of clothes?
I'm going to wash the staff's boomerang.
Excuse me.
It's perfect for washing.
Why is there ice in it?
It's better if it's cold.
Let's do it!
I'm going to wash the staff's boomerang in ice water like this!
Hurry up!
I'm going to wash the staff's boomerang in ice water like this!
This is a good boomerang!
I'm going to do it!
Fly!
It's close!
It's not coming back!
Like this?
I should stand up and do it!
I'm going to stand up and do it!
Stand up!
Come on!
Calm down!
Can you put it in water?
Boomerang, boomerang, boomerang!
I'm sure you'll fly a lot!
Boomerang, boomerang, boomerang!
It's all about the roof!
I don't think it's enough.
Are you still embarrassed?
Yes.
That you're going to sing "Boomerang"?
It's not enough to convey the feeling of "I'm sure you'll come back" properly.
I'm sorry.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Boomerang, Boomerang, Boomerang, Boomerang,
I'm sure you'll come back.
You're late!
It's completely different, Nobi.
Thank you.
Boomerang, Boomerang, Boomerang,
It flies a lot, Boomerang.
I'm sure you'll come back.
Foo Foo Melon, Foo Foo Melon, Foo Foo Melon, Foo Foo Melon...
I'm sure you'll come back.
Takasaki...
Singing has nothing to do with this.
Shouldn't you think about it before you come here?
Shouldn't you come here as a professional?
There are professionals.
There are Foo Foo Melon professionals.
What time is it?
It's 10 minutes before 10 o'clock.
Where are we?
We're in Shiretoko Peninsula.
Takasaki...
Yes?
By chance...
Yes?
A professional from Osaka...
Mr. Togai...
Came to Shiretoko Peninsula.
Nice to meet you.
Yes?
By chance...
It's okay as long as Foo Foo Melon comes back.
That's it. It's easy.
Let's see how much Foo Foo Melon will come back.
Please.
Let's go.
It came back!
Wow!
This is it!
Let's throw it first.
The one that seems to come back.
Is the wind the problem?
If the wind doesn't match, it won't come back.
Let's go.
Wow!
I could see it a little!
There was a trajectory!
That's right.
Also, the surface is bumpy, which is also a resistance.
Oh, I see.
Look at the tireless guy on the side.
It's over.
Give it back.
This is also beyond Boomerang Pants.
Please.
Give it back as many times as you like.
Boomerang Pants.
It's 12 o'clock.
Chance.
I'll throw it like this.
Come back.
Yes!
These are golden boomerang pants.
Boomerang, boomerang, boomerang, boomerang.
I'm sure you will come back.
OK!
That was great!
OK! OK!
I can do this fat boomerang that I want!
OK!
Look! Look!
This is how you do it!
I did it!
Tonight's Night Scoop delivers past masterpieces on the theme of "impact".
Next is...
Yes, it's me.
My VTR is a tank made by my father.
The degree of perfection that an individual can create is really impactful.
This is amazing!
I'm Kanako Okazaki from Ehime Prefecture.
I have a request from a 19-year-old college student.
I want you to cooperate in stopping my father's hobby.
His hobby is making tanks.
My father has loved tanks since he was a child.
About ten years ago, he started making tanks by hand.
At first, he used wood and boards as materials.
But he didn't stop there.
He used iron as materials and made a real one-two- fourth size tank from the caterpillar to the main body.
He finally completed it this year.
It's really big!
What's more, people can drive it and run on it!
Wow!
Right?
My father is not satisfied with it and says he wants to make another one.
My mother and I are seen by our neighbors with strange eyes and it costs money, so I want you to stop it.
Detective, please stop my father's making of tanks.
What did you start making of tanks with in the first place?
I got married and had a plastic model in my bed at first.
I thought I liked plastic models.
Then, I started making big wooden tanks in my Japanese- style room.
Where do you usually put them?
In my carport.
Carport?
Car park?
You mean parking lot?
Yes, parking lot.
What do you hate the most?
People around me.
People around you?
Yes, people around me.
You might think I'm a pervert.
I see.
I said I wanted to make a new one.
What?
I said I wanted to make another one.
Are you a tank driver?
No, I'm a car driver.
May I come in?
Oh, hello.
You look like a gentleman.
I have some tank goods for you.
I used this when I made the caterpillar.
It's a stomach shape.
Do you sell it?
No, I made it myself.
What?
You have something over there.
Yes, I do.
This is...
What is it?
It's another tank.
What?
It's the same size.
What? Wait a minute.
What?
It's been a while since I made it like this.
It's just started.
It's a real one.
Do you know it?
No.
Is it okay?
It's a secret.
If you take it...
Yes.
You will lose your energy.
Is it the only end of your life?
Is it the only end of my life?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
You can fly with these?
Yes, you can fly with them.
Wow, awesome.
Those caterpillars are the real ones, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
Can people fit in them?
Yes, you can.
Wow, it looks awesome!
The back will get in from here ...
It will be like this.
I fail.
Pop it and do your face stand out or what?
Oh, then you are here!
Is it an engine with torque?
Does it have an engine?
How much does it do?
About ten kilometers.
I've never driven it properly so I don't know
I see
You haven't driven it properly yet
How much does it cost?
It's about 2 million yen
It's nothing special
It has a proper shell
Oh
Wow
Senior
The view is too bad
Where do you see it from?
From here
From here?
Wow
Nice to meet you
What do you want me to do?
I don't care about you
What?
You don't care about me?
Even if you give me information
I will look at it
And make it into a plastic model
You allow me to look at it?
Yes
You want me to make it into a plastic model, right?
What?
The final product
I can't do it
I have to stop
At this rate, it will be a home destruction
That's right
That's true
Is it okay? Does it get dust?
You say that
But you put parts
And you do it
Does it get dust
If you do it like this?
Once
In a wide place
I let the tank run
And fix it
The part you made
In a wide place
Yes
Can you really stop?
How is it?
Can you do it in one go?
I can't stop at all
You actually made it
The parts
You have to run
And stop
Okay
I will provide you a place
We have arrived at the field of the survival game.
Usually, in survival games, players run around as if they were on the battlefield.
It's perfect.
It feels good to run here.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Can you take a look at this?
It's over there.
Oh, great.
It's handmade.
This is the German army's No. 3 F type.
This turret's surface structure and this welding bead mark.
This is perfect for those who like it.
Is this good?
I don't know.
That audience.
This is good.
I'm happy.
It's worth making.
I think it would be nice if someone who knows good things told me like that.
It's really heavy.
I'm glad you like it.
But I don't want to leave it at home.
You're honest.
I will run as much as I want.
I'm counting on you today.
Let's run.
I'm off.
Goodbye.
It's cool.
It's fast.
It's hotter than it feels.
It flew away!
It didn't work.
It doesn't work anymore!
It's not as bad as Zomboin.
It doesn't work.
Dad, can we leave the train here?
We welcome you.
Dad, what are you doing?
What kind of existence is this?
The engine is burnt.
The tank is broken now.
How do you like it?
It was very cool.
It was cool, wasn't it?
Yes.
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Yes.
I'm glad.
From now on...
I think it will end properly.
As long as I can run.
As long as you can run, you will be satisfied.
How about you, Ms. Usume?
It was cool.
Was it cool?
Even if it was cool, from now on...
It's good.
You're a strict person.
I can't do it.
Is it done?
It's done?
It's done...
There are many improvements.
There are many improvements...
It's done...
You said "it's done", didn't you?
The words you chose are weird.
If you have any further moves, please report it to the scoops.
We have brought you a big masterpiece of scuba diving.
Yes, it's me.
My VTR is...
"A Boat Drowning Cures It In One Shot".
It was a big controversy in the diving industry.
Miracles happened again.
It had an impact on how to cure it.
I was really surprised.
This is a request from Mr. Kumon Yoshihiko, 55 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
The other day, on a scuba diving on Bali Island,
on the way to the point by boat,
an old man became dizzy from a strong scuba diving.
Then, a local Japanese guide took out a cold bottle from the cooler box,
and quietly sneaked up behind him while scuba diving,
and suddenly put a cold water on his neck,
surprised him and pushed him halfway down,
and then poured cold water on his crotch.
Then, an old man who was dizzy from scuba diving said,
Huh? My scuba diving has been cured!
It's true that he looked pitiful until a while ago,
but now he looks refreshed and refreshed, doesn't he?
According to the guide, no matter how tough scuba diving is, it can be cured.
However, no matter how many things happen in front of you,
it's hard to believe,
and you may doubt that it just happened to have an effect.
So, I'd like you to verify whether it works for anyone.
By the way, we don't want to feel the pain of scuba diving again,
so we'll refrain from appearing in this program.
It's really a gamble, isn't it?
If we succeed in this, it will help people all over Japan.
There are a lot of people who are in trouble with scuba diving.
Is there any medical treatment for it?
I looked up this treatment, but there is none at all.
See, there is none!
By the way,
brain doctors, plastic surgeons, dentists,
they all collected a lot of documents.
If you connect them together,
it's not clear yet,
but there is a possibility.
Artificial nerves are intertwined.
You may be able to convert it from a certain situation.
I'm Detective Kenji Tamura, a detective at Detective Night Scoop.
Good morning, Detective.
Do you know me?
Yes, well...
You're from Paris, aren't you?
Yes, I'm from Paris. I'm in Paris now.
Am I very popular in Paris?
No.
Is this method real?
It's almost 100% real.
Can I know more about this method?
You have to go behind a drunk man and pour cold water over his neck.
Do you mean I shouldn't do it suddenly?
Absolutely not.
Do you mean I shouldn't know what to do?
It didn't work because you were drunk.
Wait a minute. I didn't ask you.
I asked you, but is it okay?
You have to do it in a way that no one will know.
Can I know how to do it?
Yes, you can know how to do it.
You should know the moment you do it, right?
Is there anything you should be careful of?
If you're a drunk man and you know how to do it, you shouldn't do it.
If it's true, it's a real method.
I asked you if you should do it suddenly even if you know how to do it.
Yes.
I think it's better to have someone who doesn't know how to do it.
I have a perfect request for you.
Jun Haraguchi of Osaka-do, 23 years old, college student.
Can you help me with my detective work?
I'll do anything for "night scoop".
Excuse me.
Hello.
Thank you.
Tell me anything.
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
Just one thing.
Do you have a heart disease?
No, I don't.
Okay, let's go.
This is Yurano in Awaji Island.
Wow, look at the sea.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Are you going to ride a car?
Yes, I am.
How do you feel now?
I'm very anxious.
(Laughing)
Do you need a boat?
Yes, I do.
I'm going to a fisherman in Syria in Awaji Island.
Is it here?
Excuse me.
Do you need a boat?
(Laughing)
Do you need a boat?
Yes, I do.
But I want to fix it.
Do you need a boat?
Yes, I do.
(Laughing)
I think you do.
I wish I didn't ride a boat.
(Laughing)
Do you know how to fix it in one minute?
I've been doing it for 20 or 30 years.
But I've never heard of it.
I think you should wear a life jacket.
I don't have one.
You don't have one?
I'll tell you.
Do you have a boat?
I have ten boats.
Okay.
Please take them to the top of the island.
Thank you.
(Laughing)
Wait a minute.
Here you are.
And this is a T-shirt.
If you're ready, we'll go out soon.
Thank you.
We'll go out soon.
Okay.
It's already started.
Is it weak or strong?
Weak.
It's already shaking around here.
Yes.
Is it coming?
It's already coming a lot.
It's easier to get drunk when you read a book.
Who is it?
It's a writer.
Yes.
Of this program.
That's right.
It's a writer.
Yes.
Are you coming?
I'm sorry.
You don't rely on me, do you?
No, it's okay.
But I'm doing the best job right now.
It's the worst thing I've ever done.
This will definitely work.
Sensei, how is it going?
It's better than good.
How is Tanaguchi-kun doing?
He's coming. He's really coming.
- Tanaguchi-kun. - Yes?
Your posture is weird.
Um...
He's really doing it.
His hands are...
His hands are shaking.
Nothing is coming in.
He's raising his hands.
He's really doing it.
It's cold.
It's really cold.
It's cold.
You're going to read again, aren't you?
It's really cold.
- Your face is different. - I'm surprised.
- In an instant. - In an instant.
It was so hard.
- It's totally fine. - You think you can do it?
Yes, it's totally fine.
Until now...
I used to read a lot of books.
You came all of a sudden.
It stopped in an instant.
It's good, isn't it?
Let's do it again.
What?
I don't need it.
Tonight's "Hide and Scoop" delivers a masterpiece with an impact theme.
Now, the last one is...
Yes, I'm Takeyama.
Tonight's "Hide and Scoop" delivers a shocking video.
I want to eat cicadas.
It had an impact.
Yes, I want to eat cicadas.
Everyone, be prepared and watch it!
I'm from Hiroshima Prefecture.
My name is Kaihara Bei. I'm 30 years old and I'm from Japan.
I've been living in Japan for 10 years and I'm Chinese.
Please forgive me if there are any mistakes in my Japanese sentences.
Since I was little, I've been eating cicadas in summer.
But since I came to Japan, I haven't eaten them at all.
This year, I'm excited to eat cicadas.
But it's embarrassing for an adult woman to go and catch a cicada alone.
Detective, please.
Let's go and catch it together. I'll treat you to a feast.
And I want my husband to know the deliciousness of cicadas.
Even if I ask him to eat it, I don't think he will eat it.
Detective, please help me eat it.
Is this your house?
First of all, let's ask her what's going on.
Yes.
Good morning. This is Detective Night Scoop.
Are you Ms. Bei?
That's a lie! It's a lie!
No, it's not a lie.
It's a lie!
Hello, I'm Detective Takeyama.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's not a lie, Takeyama.
Why are you crying? What's wrong with you?
Why are you crying?
Was it hot for you?
I don't know. It's hot.
It's hot.
You just got out of the hospital, didn't you?
That's why you got a night scoop.
It's not a dream. It's reality.
It's not a dream.
I don't know if you're happy or not.
Where did you live in Chiba?
Dairen.
Dairen. In summer, cicadas come out.
Cicadas come out.
It's like a limited product.
Cicadas come out only in summer.
I used to grill and eat them.
Is it weird?
In China,
Cicadas were grilled and eaten.
In China,
it's normal to eat cicadas.
Right?
You've been crying a lot.
Well,
I'm not stable.
In Japanese,
"kido aeraku" is intense.
When you were raising them,
you were crying a lot.
I've been crying since I was born.
Do cicadas taste good?
Yes, it's delicious.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm sure you cry when you hear that voice.
No, I don't eat cicadas.
You don't eat it even if you hear it.
So you want your beloved husband to eat cicadas.
It's my hobby, so I have to share my happiness with everyone.
Not only you, but you also want your beloved husband to eat your hobby.
We've come to a nearby park.
We can hear cicada sounds faintly.
I'm sure there are cicadas here.
- I can see it. - There it is!
- There it is!
I got it!
- Where did you get it? - I got it!
- Can you get it this fast? - I got it! I got it!
It's crying! It's crying!
- It's noisy. - I'm going to eat it!
- Are you going to do it here? - Are you going to do it here?
- It's coming off. - If you hold it here...
- It's hard to do it. - Do you have to cut off the wings?
You have to cut off the wings.
Good idea! Good idea!
- You don't eat it with a string. - You don't eat it with a string.
- I haven't eaten a match in a while!
- It's tearing my head off. - Wow, it brings back memories.
It used to be like this in China.
- This is how they ate it. - Yes.
- This is it! - This is it!
- This is the meat. - Show it to the camera!
Can you show it to the camera?
Stop here.
- You eat this? - Yes.
It smells good.
- It's like sashimi. - Right?
It's half-cooked.
It's going in.
It's eating the back.
It's eating a lot.
How does it taste?
Do you want to try it?
No, no, no.
No, it still tastes bad.
It's good.
- You ate all the meat, right? - Yes.
You can't eat the other side of the wall, either.
- Doesn't Japanese sashimi change? - Yes, forever.
- Forever. - Forever.
How do you feel now? Do you want to eat more and more?
I'm so angry!
This smell!
I love it!
It's burnt.
Thank you for watching.
[Summer comes and wind blows]
[Everyone wanders in despair]
[Left behind in blue sky]
We got 10 of them. How do you like it?
It's good.
It's good?
It looks very good.
It looks good, but we have to eat it now.
We have to eat it while it's fresh, right?
Yes.
Let's eat it now.
It looks good.
Look at this.
Did you see it?
I saw it. I saw everything.
You can take it off like this, right?
If you grill it properly, you can take the meat off, right?
That's right.
This is delicious.
If you think you've been fooled, you can eat it like this.
You can eat it like this, right? You're a man, right?
I...
Close your eyes.
It's good.
Really?
It's a little salty.
The meat is seasoned well.
It's like white fish.
That's right.
The texture is like that.
It's similar to the texture and taste of grilled mackerel.
It's good.
I can eat it without thinking.
It's good.
You got used to it.
Can you eat what your wife says is delicious?
Hello.
I'm Kaibara.
I'm Kaihara.
Nice to meet you.
We have been eating cicadas since childhood.
We came here because my wife wanted to eat cicadas.
But I have one more request.
What is it?
I want my husband to eat this delicious cicada.
Really?
Yes.
My wife is doing her best.
She is my wife, isn't she?
Are you okay?
I want my husband to eat this fresh cicada.
Look at her.
She is doing her best, but it's not good for her as a wife.
My husband came here.
My wife will make fresh cicada for my husband.
It's the most delicious one.
Can you do it?
Ouch!
Look at your husband!
Kongu! Kongu!
This is for the cook, Mr. Takeyama.
Mr. Takeyama is good at cooking.
Is it ready?
Let's eat!
Close your eyes!
I'll eat for the first time!
How is it?
It's like a shrimp.
I can eat it.
You can eat it, can't you?
I can eat it.
It's strange.
I can eat it. It's like a shrimp.
Summer is like a cicada for people in Kaihara Prefecture.
When cicadas line up on the table, summer comes.
In Kaihara Prefecture, you can adopt Chinese culture.
Yes, you can.
Don't eat it if the children grow up.
In Kaihara Prefecture, children grow up to eat cicadas.
All of them have an impact.
Now, the police station is ready for your request.
For those of you who have adopted your request, please use this certificate.
Certificate!
And for those of you who came to the studio to play, we will provide you with this clear file.
Clear file!
All right, everyone!
All right!
Please submit your daily questions to the police station.
The address is 53-8011.
I'm Detective Nightscoop.