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Ezo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... You take off everything around the bed...
...and dance in the secret room only for weekends...
...and dancing in the secret room only for weekends...
...I can only fall in love with you now and kiss you more than ever...
...Based on requests from viewers of Tontan Tsuikugdea TV, we will dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the thing.
And today's advisor is Eiko Ishizuka, who has a great location, is a good friend, is good at acting, has a pleasant smile, and has a big eyebrow.
Now, let's start with the first request for today.
Yes, the first request is from Ms. Kunikane Shuji, 55 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
This time, I would like you to solve the problem that occurred in my house.
My son is in great trouble because his friend's pet has escaped.
That friend and I are a large hermit crab about ten centimeters in size.
In my house, my two sons each had their own hermit crabs,
but my five-year-old brother's hermit crab opened the water tank lid and escaped.
Oh, no, no, no.
My brother is very sad while looking at the water tank without his own hermit crab.
No matter how many times we look in the house, we can't find it.
At this rate, the children will die and we are very worried.
Mr. Detective, who is good at finding hermit crabs, please come to my house as soon as possible.
Thank you very much.
You're already looking for hermit crabs, aren't you?
That's right, there's no one on the right.
I'm self-defeating now.
So I came here, and it's a hermit crab that a five- year-old boy thinks is his friend,
and it escaped.
It's like a friend suddenly disappearing.
I tried my best to find the hermit crab.
Please watch the video.
This is the hermit crab.
Mr. Kunikane's house.
It's a great hermit crab.
It's quite wide.
Can we find it?
Hello.
I'm looking for hermit crabs.
Thank you very much.
You're a great hermit crab.
No, no, no.
This is an advanced box.
Is it new?
It's a loft.
The child is in nursery school and the child is in elementary school.
He hasn't come back yet.
I see.
This nursery school's hermit crab is...
It's called "touri".
It's called "touyado" and "raiyado".
The one who ran away is "touyado".
"Touriku"'s hermit crab "touyado".
Don't let it escape.
Wow!
It's huge!
Is it huge?
Mr. Kunikane!
That's right.
It's huge!
It's called "yadokari".
It's a hermit crab living on land.
So, even if you let it escape, you can keep it in your house.
The size of your little brother's hermit crab is almost the same.
It's a little small.
It's a full-faced smile.
It's full of love.
I was surprised, too.
It's the first time in my life that I've been so in love with an animal.
How many days has it been since you let it escape?
It's the 12th day.
The 12th day!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Hello. - Hello.
While doing no look chop, you said "hello".
- Toyado ran away, didn't you? - Yes.
- Look forward. - I didn't run away.
- You didn't run away! - I didn't run away!
- It ends here. - I didn't run away!
- Actually, you didn't run away? - I ran away.
- You ran away, didn't you? - Yes.
- Is he alive and well? - He should be alive.
- Is he alive? - Is he alive?
- Oh, is he alive? - He's a man looking for lodging.
- 8 steps of looking for lodging. - It's okay.
- It's amazing, isn't it? - Yes.
- It's amazing, isn't it?
- My brother called the air. - Yes.
- I'll keep looking for lodging. - Yes.
- Let's look for it from underground. - Yes.
- Not yet? - Not yet?
- I just started looking for it. - Yes.
- Wait a little more. - Yes.
- Hurry up and go. - Hurry up and go.
- Dad, please don't provoke him like that. - Hurry up and go.
- 8 steps of looking for lodging. - I'll try it.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What? - Oh!
- Oh!
- Komachi-san... - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- What's up with you? - I was surprised.
- Are you okay, Tomori? - I'm fine.
- How about the first floor? Is it possible for someone to be there? - It's a little low.
- The door is low, but it's probably easier to go down the stairs than the third floor.
- The door of the room below is closed. - Oh, it's always like that?
- But the room above the storage room is open sometimes.
- No, no, it's always closed. - It's open, it's open.
- An important testimony has come out. - No, no, it's closed over there.
- It's open! - No, no, it's closed over there.
- It's open! - It's suspicious!
- No, no, it's open! - I saw it once this week in the mirror.
- Maybe you're hiding in there!
- I didn't want to show you there... - I didn't want to show you...
- But it's always closed here. - No, no, the kids said it's open, it's open!
- I know you don't want to show me. - But it looks like you're hiding in there.
- No, no, this is...
- Hey, master, this is... - I don't think it's here.
- Let's believe it. - I understand.
- Kunikane family's... - Yes.
- Chibitsu. - No, no, no.
- Is there a way out of here?
- There's a tunnel here and it's a little broken... - Is it broken?
- No, I'm sorry. - You should have told me earlier!
- But you can't go through this gap. - It's not as narrow as you can go through this gap.
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- I'm sorry, Tori!
- We're going to have someone from a thermal shop who rents a house come here.
- He's so cool.
- Hello! - Sorry for keeping you waiting.
- I was buying this, but it ran away. - It ran away? Okay.
- People at home have been looking for it for a long time, but they haven't found it.
- It's been like that for a few days. - It ran away and on the 12th...
- The 12th! - On the 12th!
- I don't know if it's just the shell.
- What?!
- I'd say it's eight out of eight.
- Oto-san! - Yes?
- It needs water, too.
- It hasn't been drinking or eating for two weeks, so it might not work.
- To be honest, I'm prepared for that.
- I'm glad you're dead, but you're in shock, aren't you?
- If you see me like that, you'll be shocked.
- If you see you crying...
- We have an expert here. - Thank you for coming.
- The atmosphere is different.
- What about me?!
- I want to look for it quietly and thoroughly.
- So you two can wait downstairs for me.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It moved!
- It's not there.
- The stairs... - Yes.
- These stairs are tough.
- There's nowhere to step on.
- On the other hand, you can go downstairs.
- So you might be able to go downstairs.
- Isn't it there?
- Can you help me look for it? - Of course.
- There are a lot of shellfish. - There are a lot of shellfish.
- There are a lot of shellfish for moving. - There are a lot of shellfish for moving.
It wasn't good.
If you open the window, it may come out.
For example, it was hot at night and you only used net.
- It's pretty wild. - That's right.
- There is no exit. - There is no exit.
- Even if you come out of here... - But there is no gap below.
- Even here, it will fall off. - No, no, it won't go through here.
- No, no, it will fall deep inside. - Oh, this is it!
- There is a big hole in the back. - It's finally coming out.
- Is there a big hole in the back? - Oh, it's true. - Where is it?
- It's really bad. - Where is it?
Over there!
- Even here, it will fall off. - It will fall off from here.
- It's rolling. - It's rolling!
- What? - It's a road now.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Are you from this neighborhood? - Yes, we are.
Have you seen a shellfish of this size around here?
- If you notice it... - If you notice it...
- Please contact us. - We will bring it to you later.
- Please contact us. - Have you seen it?
It's strange that you can't find a shellfish of that size.
- It's strange, isn't it? - I think it's going outside.
- It's a big shock that it didn't work out. - That's right.
- Is there anyone like that? - Oh, you mean going to a shop, right?
Let's try not to make Tohri feel sad with a piano like Toyado.
If you deceive a child and make them happy, you can only make them feel sorry for you.
- I'll leave it up to you to see how Tohri is doing. - It's over.
- Come here for a second. You haven't found it yet. - What?
- There is a tool that can be found in a specialist's shop. - Yes.
- I'll go and get it. Wait for me. - Wait for me.
- This is the shop where you work, Aqua Forest. - Thank you.
- This is what it looks like. It may be a little small. - It's small!
- I'm sorry, but it's only this size. - It's easy to find.
- It may be small.
- If it's 100% easy to find, let's make Tohri feel sad with a piano like Toyado. - Let's do it.
- It's in. - It's a long tweezers. - I see.
- I hope you'll wait for me for a while. - You didn't tell me about the fake eight-step.
- Can you say "Ah!" like a professional? - Yes.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's small! - Ah!
- It's small because we didn't eat anything. - Right.
- Wow, it's big. - It's big.
- It's big, isn't it? - Yes.
- What about this one? - Toyado.
- Toyado, right? - Toyado, right? - Yes.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong?
- Eh? - This one... - Yes.
- It's very similar, but... - Yes.
- It's different. - Eh, is it? - Yes.
- No, I think it's different. - Why?
- It brought us to a new Toyado. - No, no, no.
- Really? - This is Toyado!
- It seems like it ran away and is living in new nature. - Is this Toyado, Toyi?
- Toyado. - No, it's not Toyado.
- Because Toyi-chan is also Toyado, right? - It's Toyado, right? It's purple!
- It's purple. - Toyado.
- It's Toyado, right?
- It's more pure than I imagined. - Thank you very much.
- Are you serious?
It's hard to push twice a day.
Excuse me.
What's up?
You look very excited.
After you left, we talked on the phone for a while.
Then, you said "I'm Kowaze."
You said you were from Niken.
When I was talking with you,
a woman, Sabe-san, came up to me and said,
Is she the one?
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
Excuse me.
Please come closer.
Is this your daughter, Kowaze-san?
Did you find her?
Yes, I did.
Did you rent a house?
When I came back, I found her.
Here?
Yes.
I thought she was moving.
I looked closely and it was a shell.
I wondered if she had rented a house.
When I returned home, I found her renting a house in front of my house.
I told her about it.
You told her about it.
She said she was looking for a house today.
Wow!
Is she your mother?
Yes, she is.
She told you about it, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
That's amazing!
Can we talk for a moment?
Yes, of course.
This is the real thing.
Is this it?
I found it!
How is it?
It's cracked.
It's fallen.
I'm sorry for lying.
I think she went out to sea.
She's not a child.
That's what I'm saying.
She's not a child.
She is!
She's tiny!
She's not a child.
Is she a child?
I think she's a child.
Is she a child?
Yes.
I believe in these children.
I believe in you two.
This miracle happens suddenly.
Yes.
God is watching you.
This is what happens after that.
Yes.
I'm surprised.
You two!
I'm surprised.
Don't let them escape!
Watch them carefully!
It's a mess!
It's a miracle!
It's amazing!
They happened to go out and fell.
It rained for a few days.
They had plenty of food.
They managed to survive.
They were really happy to be found, weren't they?
But if you watch it on air, you'll find out about all the behind-the-scenes work.
You'll see all the dirty parts of that mess.
Next request is from Ayako Ishikawa, 26 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I'm addicted to pulling my hair out and pulling it out.
I used to be addicted to my side hair, eyebrows, and so-called useless hair.
What I especially like is short, thick, masculine hair.
I can't get enough of that feeling of pulling it out and pulling it out.
But I don't have any hair to pull out anymore because I pull out my own hair right away.
Besides, I've had problems in my life, too.
When I talk to men with thick hair,
all I can think about is hair loss.
I want to pull it out,
but I can't talk.
I'm 26 years old now.
I can't get married, have children, or have a boyfriend.
Mr. Detective,
since I'm addicted to pulling my hair out,
I'll graduate and show you,
so please let me pull out my hair,
which matches my hair loss conditions,
and make me feel better.
She's amazing.
Anyway, she loves pulling her hair out and pulling it out.
When she said goodbye to her ex-boyfriend,
she said, "Actually, I didn't like your habit of pulling your hair out."
She said that and got hurt a little.
I'm in trouble now,
so I want to pull out my hair,
and graduate,
so that I can say,
this is my habit.
Let's watch the video and see if she graduated or not.
I read it on the left.
Do you like pulling out your hair?
Yes, I do.
I use a hair puller.
When you pull out your hair,
there are various types of hair.
This one.
What's this?
Is it a type of hair when you pull out your hair?
Yes, it is.
This is a type of hair when you pull out your beard.
It's like a long hair.
It's short, but long when you pull it out.
I see.
There are many patterns like eyebrows and moustache.
It hurts when you pull it out.
It has white bumps.
Oh, that's why it hurts.
And,
you can get two of these from your skin.
Isn't it rare?
It's quite rare for women.
It's very rare even in our hair.
You know black hair?
Yes.
You can get one from your stomach.
Yes, I love it.
It's everywhere.
Your hair is already like that, isn't it?
Yes, I shaved it this morning, so it's a little messy.
I want to pull it out.
Me, too.
Do you want to pull it out?
Can I?
Do you have a razor?
Yes.
You have a razor.
Can I?
Does it hurt?
No, it doesn't.
Do you have an esthetician?
No, I don't.
You are an amateur, aren't you?
Yes.
Oh, I love it.
Did you pull it out?
Yes, I did.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It was short, but long when you pull it out.
It's all in your body.
You want to pull it out.
I want to pull it out.
Yes.
Wow, it's amazing.
Wow, there's quite a lot in it. Wow!
Where should I start?
Can you check it out?
I think this is probably white hair.
May I?
This is probably belly hair.
This is a white ball.
Do you feel pain when it's a white ball?
That's right.
And I've never pulled out white hair.
This area of ​​the mustache is actually white.
Let me pull it out.
Can you pull it out?
This.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
It felt really good.
It's really thick.
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to pull out my hair and end it?
Do you want me to do only my hairstyle?
Can you graduate like that?
No, I want to see what other people are like.
I'm sure it's good.
It's definitely good.
Now, this is...
It's like a camp.
It's like I'm coming back from Kagoshima.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tokyo and I work in Kagoshima.
Oh, I see.
It's nice.
How long do you stay here?
About a month.
About a month?
About a month.
Can you pull out my beard?
Sure, but why?
She likes pulling out her hair.
Can you pull it out for me?
I've been waiting for you.
Is it okay?
It's okay, but...
She pulled it out!
White! White! White!
What's that? What does it look like?
It's a bullet type, isn't it?
What's a bullet type?
It's a very thick bullet type.
Wow!
But it's not a bullet type, but it's white on the tip.
Why? Why?
Why?
Wow!
Is this rare?
Yes, it's rare.
Are you working? Are you shopping?
Yes, I'm going to work now.
Oh, you're going to work now.
Yes, I'm going to work now.
Oh, I see.
I said I wanted to pull out my dad's hair, so I ended up doing it like this.
You can do it.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Excuse me.
Wow!
I pulled it out!
You pulled it out!
Yes!
Let's take a look.
It's white, so it's white.
It's white.
It's dark white.
It's good.
It feels good.
I still don't know why.
I don't know why even if you ask me why.
I don't know.
I love pulling out my hair.
Can you pull it out for me?
It's okay.
Really?
Which one is it?
This one.
This one is amazing.
There are three of them.
Oh, no.
There are three of them from one hole.
You can't stop, can you?
Excuse me.
Wow!
Oh, no!
What's wrong?
It's very firm.
Wow!
There are three of them.
It's a branch.
Mr. Takiyama.
Yes?
Actually...
Yes?
I'm interested in your manager.
Mine?
Yes.
Where is it?
If it's this one, I don't care where it is.
Wow!
There is one behind you.
Isn't it this one?
I want to pull it out!
There is one near me!
There is one in the city!
Wow!
There are three in each bag!
Can I?
You came here for today.
I'll pull it out!
Wow!
It's long!
I saw it!
You can pull it out like that!
Wow!
I love it!
Kyoichi came out as my manager!
If you say so...
Are you OK?
Wow! It feels so good!
It's so long!
It's long!
There is one there!
Can I?
I'm sorry!
It's white! No, it's black!
It's white for sure!
- Stomach? - Yes, let's go for the stomach.
Here we go!
It looks painful!
I'm sorry!
- Wasn't it painful? - No, it wasn't.
Oh, it's growing! Oh, it's growing like this too!
One, two... Oh, it's like a white ball.
Ouch!
It was painful! It was painful!
It's a very white ball!
You almost pulled it out!
I almost pulled it out.
Where else do you want me to pull it out?
If it's possible...
I don't need a butt.
If it's possible, a butt is okay.
- Next... - The surface.
If it's possible, a butt is okay.
If it's not possible, I'll pull it out.
If it's possible, I'll pull it out.
She loves pulling people's hair out.
Let's do it!
There's something you want to pull out the most right now.
What is it?
- Please say it! - Butt.
What do you mean, "butt"?
- Here! Here! Around here! - My butt!
I'll check it for you.
If you do it like this, you won't know.
Like this... No, not like that!
Like that! Like that!
- How is it? - It's totally fine.
- Is it okay? - It's totally fine.
- But it's pretty! - It's around here!
Wait, my butt is sticking out.
I'll do it with the longest one.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- It's definitely a white ball. - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Wow, thank you very much! - With this, we are complete. - Complete. - Our whole body is complete. - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Did you remove all the hair that could be removed? - Yes.
Since this morning, I've met a lot of people and spent a lot of time with them.
It's a little hot, but there is one person who I really want to remove.
- There is a person who lives in your neighborhood. - Do you often meet people in your neighborhood?
- I sometimes see them on TV. - People on TV? - Yes.
- Can you tell me your name? - I'm Toshi Sakada.
- No, you can't remove it. - We often run into each other in the city.
- No, we don't. Sometimes we walk when we go to the supermarket. - Is there such a city? - Yes, there is.
- Is there a city where Toshi Sakada walks normally? - Yes, I've seen it many times.
- If you remove one hair from Toshi Sakada's head, you are complete in your heart. - I'm complete.
- Can you graduate? - It's okay. I won't say it again.
- After work, you and your manager are having a meeting. - Yes.
- Can you remove one hair from Toshi Sakada's head? - Yes, I want to remove one hair from his head.
- Is it worth removing one hair from his head? - I don't think it's worth removing one hair from his head.
- What should I do? - Excuse me.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Good morning, sir. Takeyama is here.
- Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
- Can we talk for a second? - Sure.
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes?
- Is this a TV camera? - Yes, it's a TV camera.
I'm Toshio Sakata. You don't know me, do you, idiot?
I'm in trouble. I can't stand you!
- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?
- I don't need a gag. - A gag?
- Sir, you're wearing fashionable clothes. - Yes, people say that.
- Do you always wear a hat like that? - Yes, I do.
Hello.
- You're wearing a nice hat. - Isn't it nice?
- It's cute. - It's cute, isn't it?
- Sir... - Yes?
- You're a detective in "Night Scoop". - Yes.
- And you're a 26-year-old woman, Ishikawa. - Yes.
- You have your own habits. - Yes.
I filmed you for a day for your graduation.
- What did you do for your graduation? - What did I do?
You wanted to pull someone's hair.
Are you an idiot?
- I want to do it myself. - What?
I've always wanted to pull your hair.
What do you think, sir?
- I'm a man, you know. - Yes.
- I'll do it if it's just one hair. - Really?
- Yes, I'm asking you to do it. - Yes.
If you want me to pull your hair, I'll do it with my life.
- Yes, I'll do it with my life. - Yes.
- Can you graduate now? - Yes, I can.
I don't want to pull your hair anymore.
- It's okay. - Promise me.
- Yes. - Can you do it? I'll do it.
- Yes. - Please do it.
- It came off. - It came off.
It was long. Is it growing?
- This is the precious one on your head. - It's precious.
It looks black.
- It's thin. - It's thin.
- Can you really take it home? - Yes, of course. - Thank you very much.
- Can this dodecalon grow? - It's growing.
- Don't lie. It can't grow.
- It can't grow. - Why? Is it small?
- With that said... - Yes.
- She took off that much and even took off her headband. - She took it off.
- It seems like she can graduate with this. - Yes.
What she liked the most during the one-day shoot...
- My manager, Hashimoto... - Yes.
- She really liked Hashimoto. - Yes.
- She said she wanted to take him home and take off his whole body. - Yes.
- They were both single, so they said they wanted a marriage because it was a good meeting. - Yes.
- But her manager said he wouldn't allow it. - He wouldn't allow it.
- But their love was different. - He wouldn't allow it.
- It seems like he can graduate with this. - It's painful!
- Now, let's have the last person. - Yes.
The last person is from Ikeda Chihiro, a 44-year- old housewife living in Tokyo.
This time, please investigate my drinking friend's friend.
A friend of mine says that if you want to eat monjayaki at any time of the night, anyone is welcome to eat it.
Can we eat monjayaki at any time of the night? Please verify it.
Monjayaki?
Yes.
Are you from Osaka?
No, we are from Tokyo.
How do you behave when you have guests over at night?
I hate that.
If you are married, that's a different story.
We are going to verify if you are welcome to eat at any time of the night.
We may be a little unconscious about this, but we are going to verify it with our hearts.
Please play the video.
Let me first confirm your relationship.
Iresha?
Yes, that's me.
What kind of relationship do you have?
We are drinking buddies.
You are still drinking.
What kind of buddies are you?
We were drinking buddies in high school.
We are the same age.
We have been drinking buddies for almost 30 years.
Why do you drink buddies?
Don't you want to finish drinking buddies here?
No, I want to finish drinking buddies.
What does it mean?
I want to finish drinking buddies.
You want to finish drinking buddies.
How do you do it?
I make a phone call.
You make a phone call.
I want to finish drinking buddies.
I will finish drinking buddies.
You are a good guy.
You are amazing.
What I want to confirm this time is...
Will you make buddies for me no matter what time I go?
Why do you want to confirm it?
I want to confirm it, too.
I want to know your limit.
I want to know how far you can go.
It's 11:38 pm now.
It's a long time.
I'm going to make a call now.
Let's not say we're here for the time being.
As usual.
Speaker.
Hello?
Yeah, Shimizu?
Yeah.
I'm going to Monjak now.
Can I?
There are only two of us.
Two of us.
I'm going now.
Nice to meet you.
I'm going now.
See you.
Okay.
What is it?
Who are you calling?
What is it?
Even if you say "what is it?" Tomi won't do it.
What is it?
Let's have a talk.
Who are you calling?
You are amazing, Shimizu-san.
What is it?
We were shooting a program called "Detective Night Scoop".
We were shooting in the city.
We were looking for something delicious to eat.
We met you.
You said you would let us eat something delicious.
Do you live alone, Shimizu-san?
No matter how you look at it, you are alone.
Is it necessary?
Yes, it is necessary.
What is it?
You are late.
Now?
Do you know it?
Kiri.
Is it a pigeon?
No, it's not.
Oh, it's a butt.
Let's do it again.
If you say "kiri", it's okay.
There are a lot of rooms in this house.
It's true.
It's an authentic house.
Only people in this house can come here.
It's amazing.
There is something in it. What is it?
It's a training facility.
It's necessary.
Is it?
It's necessary for players.
It's amazing.
You came all of a sudden in such a big house.
It's a good house.
To be honest, I got a call when I was 12 years old.
I don't like it. Can you help me?
It's tough.
I like green tea.
I'll try it.
There is also curry powder.
I didn't put curry powder in it.
Do you want curry powder?
Yes.
It's good.
Really?
It's good.
It's better than store-bought one.
It's better than weird store-bought one.
I'm sorry.
I have a lot of work tomorrow.
I'll excuse you here.
Shall we go?
Thank you for the meal.
It was delicious.
However, we will start the show from now.
Will we come back in a welcome state?
We will verify it.
It's before 3 a.m.
We will start the second show.
We haven't done it for a long time.
That's right.
We haven't done it for a long time.
Hello.
I'm sorry about earlier.
I haven't eaten curry monja earlier.
I wanted to eat curry monja.
Curry monja.
I'll be there in about 20 minutes.
I'm counting on you.
Okay.
I'm going now.
See you.
Were you awake? Were you sleeping?
I was sleeping.
You're rich.
Then, I'll leave you to it.
It really looked like you.
It really did look like me.
Amazing, amazing.
Why are you so kind?
I'm not kind at all.
You're so mean.
I'm ready for anything.
Why?
To be honest, I'm a little irritated right now.
There's no way you'd be irritated.
I'm not irritated, but...
Are you serious?
Yes.
I'll eat the curry monja now.
How is it?
It's good!
What's your favorite flavour of monja?
I love mentai.
Oh, mentai monja.
If you only eat mentai monja, you'll get sick.
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
So you can't eat mentai monja twice a night?
Don't say no!
Don't say you're serious about it!
You've been on a show called "Light Scoop", haven't you?
Yeah, I've seen it a few times.
Right?
When someone asks you for something, you do it for the first time.
Actually, Mr. Ikeda Iraichi...
Oh, not me?
Yes.
He's always willing to throw a monja party for me.
We wanted to find out if you're always willing to do it for me.
So we did it for you for the first time.
Shut up!
Thank you so much!
Wonderful!
Thank you, everyone!
Oh my gosh!
The show isn't over yet!
I'd like to try something new!
Right now, it's 5:35 in the morning.
Hello?
I'm Tamura. I'm sorry for disturbing you earlier.
Um...
Can I go eat monja now?
Is it a dream?
It's not a dream!
It's not a dream! It's reality!
Can I?
Sure.
Good morning.
Can I come in?
Sure.
I was sleeping here!
Even the surface of the screen is already ...
I gave up sleeping in bed and now I'm sleeping on my own with only this towel and pillow!
What is it?
I woke up after 5 o'clock.
It's funny to be lined up like this.
(Laughs)
It's the first time I've slept so sleepy.
(Laughs)
I'm sleepy.
Is it Director Nishida or Mr. Shimizu? Two great people in Japan!
Mr. Nishida is a good person, isn't he?
You too.
No, it's a good person.
No, it's amazing, this.
If you're really bad at it, you'll be rejected even if you're connected.
I can't do it at this time.
No, I can still understand it even if you let me eat breakfast.
(Laughs)
He is a really good person like God.
I only have respect for you.
I'm sorry. Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Um ... what are you going to do next?
(Laughs)
He is a great person.
He is here.
I can say that he is a god of Monja.
He has evolved.
But I have a problem.
He is on a diet now.
At least once a week, a Monja party will be held.
I am worried about his diet.
My friend told me to do it as usual.
Thank you for your hard work.
I have an announcement for you.
"M-ONE GRAND PRIX 2016" DVD is on sale now.
If you buy this DVD and apply for it, you will win a silver award.
If you win this award, you will win a tea bowl with Unagi-kun's design.
50 people will win it.
Please buy it.
Thank you.
How do you like it?
I answered three questions.
At the end of the Monja, NISHIDA said, "I can't do it."
I don't think I can do it.
All three questions are given to good people.
I don't care about people I don't know.
I don't care about people who say, "I was there."
The world has changed a lot.
This program is made possible by your applications.
If you applied for this program, we will give you this detective notebook.
If you came to our studio, we will give you this special clear file.
See you next week.
Thank you for watching.
Detective night scoop.
Excuse me.
Black cotton swab.