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♪ Nothing's enough ♪
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I hate this.
You have room...
But you don't have that "make me move" feeling, right?
Is it over?
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Good evening! I'm Hiroshi Tanaka!
I'm Nao Hashimoto!
I'm Ken Maeda!
The summer vacation is now open!
Looking back on past masterpieces, "Tantenet Scoop Returns" will be broadcasted tonight on March 7, 2014.
First of all, we have prepared an incredible strategy to eat the school food "milk crepe" neatly, so please take a look at this as well.
And next, we couldn't leave that melody "I want to have a session with a math professor"
Yes, and find the diamond hidden in the cupboard!
Was it possible to find the memories of the couple?
After the broadcast, we only have large-scale VTRs.
It's like "United Scoop" in the world!
So, can we start now?
Yes, you can!
Huh? The tension is different!
Bed no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
...And I unlock the secret room only for weekends
...Shiku o au tame ni ...So that I can meet you
...tsubuketeru omae o tsukamaete ...I keep thinking of you all the time
...muchuu ni nareru no wa kono toki dake to ...The only reason I can fall in love with you ...
...kiss shite itsumo yori ...is when I kiss you like I always do
It's time for Detective Nightscope!
I'm the director of Detective Nightscope...
...who puts sharp eyes in complicated modern society...
...and thoroughly clarifies various mysteries and questions!
I'm your host, Erica!
According to requests from viewers of this station...
...we will immediately send a large number of detectives...
...to pursue the truth!
And today's guest...
...from comedy to serious...
...from laughter to tears...
...it's like she's alone in Nightscope...
...super actress...
...Ms. Kumagai Mami!
And today's first request is...
The first request is from a 21-year-old college student...
...who lives in Kyoto City.
There's a cafe I go to in college.
Many students and teachers use it every day.
But there's only one problem.
It's my favorite milk crepe.
No matter how hard I try, I can't eat it cleanly.
Every time I put it on a plate, it becomes a tragedy.
I really want to eat all of the milk crepe while I'm in college.
Detective, please help me find a clean way to eat milk crepe.
Please!
That's what she said.
I'm sure you've all had that experience.
A difficult way to eat it.
If only you could focus on the milk crepe problem...
...it would be a miracle!
If only you could do that...
Hello!
Am I too close?
Hello, hello!
- You're Kamata, right? - I'm Kamata.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Your hair looks great. - It's because of the wind.
- It's cold today, isn't it? - It's cold.
- Is it milk crepe? - Yes, it's milk crepe.
- Do you want to eat it cleanly? - Yes, I do.
Why do you want to eat it so cleanly?
Since I was in first grade...
...I've liked milk crepe.
- So I kept eating it. - I see.
But every time I ate it dirty...
...and my plate got messy...
...I always felt sorry for the person who made it for me.
How nice of you.
It's only one year until I graduate...
...so I want to learn how to eat it cleanly.
How do you feel after eating it dirty?
I feel guilty.
You feel guilty?
Didn't any of your friends eat it cleanly?
No, not even girls.
When I talked to girls about it...
...they said it's hard to eat it cleanly.
- Because you don't look at the actual thing? - Yes.
This is an interesting street.
Here it is. It's Crystal Cafe.
It's amazing.
- Hello. - Hello.
- He's my friend. - Your friend!
- What about me? - I had the same problem.
- Would you like to play with me? - Oh, you came.
- Let's solve it together. - You came alone.
- This is it. - Oh, this is it.
- It's like this. It's a little sticky. - But it smells really good.
- Is it delicious? - It's delicious.
- Let's do it as usual. - Yes.
- Please enjoy it individually. - Oh, you went.
- Already? - Already?
- Already from the first touch? - It's getting a little dirtier.
- You're kidding me. - It's been about 10 seconds.
- It's hard. - I'm going under the fork.
- I can't go at all. - Wow!
- It's already gone to the top. - Wow!
- This is a little dirty. Can I try it? - Oh, it's okay.
- I'm wondering if it's really like that. - Yes.
- The whipped cream turns green because it goes vertically. - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Oh, it's disgusting! - It's disgusting!
- As a way of eating whipped cream, it seems that this manner is not good.
- I looked it up for a while and said, "There is also such a way of eating it."
- I want to eat it in a proper way and neatly.
- Even until now, it's already vertical. - Yes.
- I'll eat it.
- This is life. If you miss it here, you can't do it anymore.
I hate it.
I want to breathe.
I can't do it anymore.
With momentum.
I can't do it anymore.
I think of it as a slide.
I have to do it with this fork.
I can't do it like that.
- Don't you have a knife? - Yes, I do.
- You do? - Yes.
- Why don't you use it? - Let's use it.
- You can't do it with just this. - It's equipped.
- If you use it and eat it cleanly, is that okay? - Not at all.
This will solve it all.
- Is that so? - No.
You're a little...
You're a little crazy.
- Are you eating it cleanly? - Of course.
Let me do it. You're eating it too much.
Delicately.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it like that.
Can I eat it like this?
You haven't finished it yet.
I was going to eat it.
Is there anyone who can eat it cleanly?
Let's ask the person who makes it.
Hello.
Is this milk crepe popular?
It's popular.
Have you ever seen anyone eat it cleanly?
No, I haven't.
Do you usually buy it messy?
Yes, it's almost dirty.
You usually make it, don't you?
If you make it by yourself, how do you eat it?
It depends on how you make it.
Is it over now?
You make it, don't you?
I want to see it.
That's right.
You make it with the premise of eating it.
Please eat it like you usually eat it.
With that pattern?
Yes, I make it like a cut line.
Like a cut line?
But...
It's already messed up.
But...
I see.
I make it like this.
I see. It's new.
Like a cut line.
But...
I see.
You use it the opposite way.
You hold it with a knife and cut it with a fork.
You can also use it vertically.
Can I use a knife normally?
Yes, please.
You can also use it vertically.
It's...
You can also use it vertically.
I'm sorry.
My skirt is sticking out of my mouth.
If you use it vertically,
you can easily cut it with a sharp knife.
You can cut it quickly and instantly with a sharp knife.
How about this?
It's flying everywhere.
I'm sorry.
I'm concentrating on cutting.
It might fly everywhere.
Can you pull it back a little?
I'm ready.
I'm ready!
I did it! It's so beautiful!
This!
It's so beautiful.
It's so beautiful!
So I have to bring this to school every day and eat it, right?
I don't know, but I'll buy it.
It's a cake.
I've never heard of a school meal with a power supply connected.
I can't do it.
He's here!
He's cutting okonomiyaki.
He's the manager, Kazuhisa Hashimoto.
Are you an expert in cutting?
When it comes to okonomiyaki...
Cabbage.
Cabbage, that's right.
He's fast!
He's cutting from the corner.
He's turning the cabbage with his left hand.
Just like that!
Please!
Just like that?
Just like that!
You're usually a professional.
I don't like it.
Just like you're cutting cabbage...
Excuse me.
Yes.
I'd like to test this milk lab from a physical perspective.
I'll call you right away.
Thank you!
I'll call you right away.
I've heard of it, so I've been thinking about a natural science method.
Can you do it?
What are you doing?
It's hard to eat because it flows, right?
Yes.
It's a liquid crystal, right?
Yes.
Put it in and cool it down to -196 degrees.
Is it solidified?
Well, it's close to that.
Oh, it's pretty hot.
Yes, then...
Wow!
It's like an ice cake.
Yes.
That famous vertical entrance?
Was it that soft?
This hard?
Yes.
But it's nicely cut, right?
It's too dirty.
It's too hard and...
By the way, teacher...
Taking this to school...
I also used an electric rice cooker.
I see.
It's hard to take it to school.
It's too physical.
I want to use what we have here and eat it cleanly.
I see.
It's not like that.
I see.
Then...
I'd like to approach it from a different angle.
Then...
Oh, it's just right.
Well...
Yours is better, right?
What?
It's thinner than this tip.
That's important.
If it's thin, the pressure will be very strong.
If it's thin...
Is it your hair?
That's right.
Did you get it?
Yes.
It's your hair.
Thank you very much.
Can you take a look at this?
Let's cut it.
Excuse me.
Do you want me to put it down?
Yes.
Do you see where you want to cut it?
Around here?
Yes.
Let's cross it.
Cross it?
Do you want me to cross it?
Yes.
Do you want me to cross it?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Pull it all the way.
I see.
Yes, it's done.
It's done.
Can you do it like this?
Yes.
Wow.
It's so beautiful.
It's amazing.
It's so beautiful.
Nothing is sticking out.
Kawasaki, try it yourself.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Cross it and pull it up.
Pull it sideways and pull it up.
What?
It's so beautiful.
It's amazing.
Nothing is sticking out.
It's done.
Wow.
It's so beautiful.
It's amazing.
Cross it and pull it up.
Pull it sideways and pull it up.
What?
Nothing is sticking out.
Is that so?
I'll do it.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It's so beautiful.
It's amazing.
The cross section is so beautiful.
First of all, it's here.
And I want to eat the tip cleanly.
I'm hungry.
I'll pull my hair back.
Okay.
It's hot.
It's amazing.
It's my own hair.
It's not that beautiful.
You can't do it with a fishing rod or something like that.
Fishing rod.
I think it's hard to bring a fishing rod to college.
You can pull it sideways and pull it up.
I always have my hair up.
There are people who don't have their hair up.
There are people who can't have their hair up.
Wow.
It's amazing.
You can't do it with a fishing rod.
I can't do it with a fishing rod.
The next one is from Jun Sawada, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 23-year-old college student.
I am a college student studying mathematics at Osaka University.
I have a dream that I really want to make come true now that I'm close to graduation.
It is a session with my respected mathematics professor, Mr. Wada.
Professor Wada is a math expert, but he makes original songs and posts them on the Internet.
When I first heard it, I couldn't help laughing at the teacher's music, which was too monotonous.
However, as I listened to it over and over again, I was attracted to the charm of the song, and now I copy it by ear and wake up the music director and get addicted to it until I can play it on the piano.
I want to have a session with my professor before I graduate, but I'm afraid and nervous to even talk to him.
I don't have any more time. Detective, please help me.
It's kind of cute.
The client didn't get all the compliments from the professor.
It's the same university, but it's not like I have a direct acquaintance, and I'm a big fan of it.
It's a divine song and it's so good that I feel like a god.
I'm a big fan of it and I can't even talk to him and say, "Would you like to have a session?"
I'm sure you're curious about what kind of song it is, but let's listen to it.
I'm on my way to Handai University of Osaka University.
What a smart way of waiting! If it was a dog, it would be Oriko-san.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Wow, really!
Yes.
You look like you're serious.
Do I?
Sumada-sensei is making his own song.
Yes.
I like that song very much.
Yes.
I'm not someone you can reach easily.
That's not true!
No, it's really like that.
It's like I'm a slave to God.
A slave?
You're that low?
You're too low!
As a mathematician, it's amazing.
And on top of that, as a musician, the music you make is also amazing.
You're a unique God.
Yes, I'm a God.
It resonated.
It's very soulful.
At first, it starts with C minor's add 9th chord.
But that's not where it starts.
Even though I've been playing the piano for over 20 years, it's amazing.
Did you get interested in it because you had this knowledge?
I think anyone who listens to it will think it's innovative.
I don't think anyone has listened to it before.
That's a big song!
Okay, let's listen.
"Shukusui".
It means "good day".
"C" is Nakahara.
Nakahara Chuuya-san.
In his famous song "C", Sensei made a song.
He made his own song?
Yes.
What is it?
It hasn't started yet.
Not yet?
It hasn't started yet.
You look like you're about to sing.
It hasn't started yet?
It's about to start.
You look like you're about to sing.
Here it comes.
Bugs play basketball.
What is it?
I don't know.
You're cute.
In the morning, a dark day comes out.
You're funny.
Is it a joke?
"Te, te, te" is funny.
Te, te, te
There is wind.
Te, te, te
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Today's song is very expensive.
The first time I thought it was okay, and the second time I confirmed it, and the third time I woke up.
Sometimes there is such a ramen.
I've heard it more than 400 times.
I've heard it so many times that I want to try it again and again.
Isn't it about 420?
No, it's about 1200.
I didn't even think of such a melody at all.
I've been practicing this song for a while.
About seven or nine people.
I haven't heard of it yet.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes, I want to hear it.
I'm practicing in this room now.
Hello.
Are you a session member?
Yes.
Wow, what is this opposition?
You all know math.
I don't have a guitar and a drum right now.
Isn't that position a drum?
I'm Seki-kun, a drum in Paris.
I'm Sosu-kun, a teacher.
Are you all teachers?
168.
Do you all know English?
Of course.
What song do you always sing in karaoke?
Karaoke is "Missing".
"Missing" and "Missing" which one do you like better?
If I can do a session, "Missing" is better.
It's "Missing", isn't it?
If you can't do a session, "Missing" is better, isn't it?
Did you hear it all and sing it all?
I think it's almost correct.
You can say it.
I can't say it.
Is that so?
It's really tense.
I think you can do it.
Please watch it.
You can do it, right?
I'll do it.
Oh, hello.
Are you Professor Wada?
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
Do you know his face?
Yes.
I like your song very much.
His song?
Yes.
I really like your song very much.
Is that so?
I've never said that.
Why do you like my song so much?
Because you're a regular star.
You're a big fan of his song, aren't you?
I think it's a miracle song.
What do you like about it?
It's a novel idea to start with C minor 7th and 9th of the first movement.
It's a good progression, isn't it?
Would you like to sing with the band?
Shall we sing?
Yes, please.
Is it okay?
This is the hardest part for me.
It's about evening now.
I'm back.
Nice to meet you.
We want to make you happy, Sensei.
With this sound, it's not enough for you to sing, Sensei.
I wish we could add more sound.
Excuse me. Hello.
I think we don't have enough ability.
So, I want you to...
How many of you know this song?
None of you know it?
If you listen to it three times...
An angel plays basketball.
How was it?
It's a nice song.
How was it?
I want to play basketball now.
I'm not kidding.
If you like this song...
What?
You like this song, too?
Why?
I only listened to the song.
But I like the dance in the back.
So...
You're arrogant.
I like this song, too.
Thank you.
It's a 4/4 D scale, but if you get it with clarinet, rock, flute, saxophone, etc., is it a little expensive in terms of sound quality?
It's okay if you lower it by one octave, but is it okay if you lower it by one octave?
We're ready!
Are you all wearing suits and are you saying you're more complete than you thought?
I think I can show it to Sensei.
Who are those people?
When I asked Sensei to sing a song for me, he said he wanted to hear it.
He's finally singing it for us live.
I've heard it 400 times on YouTube.
As expected of you, you're surprised!
Okay, Kami-san, over here.
In the middle.
In this environment.
You've never sung in an environment like this before, right?
No, it's my first time.
I'm organizing my feelings.
Of course you are.
Singing in an environment like this makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Wada-sensei and Sawada-kun, at the right timing...
Thank you very much!
Please stop for a moment! Please stop for a moment!
My feelings went in too far and I can't wait for the long prelude I wrote.
It's foggy in the morning and windy in the evening.
The weather on the line is basketball.
I'm dying.
I close my eyes.
It's a sad night.
It's getting late.
My blood is red and rusty.
The weather on the line is basketball.
I'm dying.
Thank you.
Cool!
I feel great.
I enjoyed it.
Thank you for understanding me.
I'm happy.
It's like you made friends for the first time.
Great!
We asked you three times.
How do you like it?
It's difficult.
How do you like the song?
I play basketball.
Do you like it?
Yes.
You like the song, too.
Everyone likes it.
Let's move on to the last person.
The last person is Tsuji Masamitsu from Kyoto.
She is 59 years old and her husband is Chikako.
Thank you very much.
I'd like you to find a treasure that you know where it is, but you can't find it.
The treasure is two diamonds you bought in Amsterdam before you graduated from college.
The price was 50,000 yen, which you earned by working part-time for a month when you were a student.
As a poor student, it was expensive for me, but I wished for a marriage with my girlfriend, who I was still dating at the time, and bought it.
My wish came true and we got married three years later.
As a couple, they were both in elementary school and had a lot of money, so I gave them as they were, but my wife was very happy.
When we calmed down, we talked about making earrings and hiding them in Japanese dance hidden drawers so as not to lose them, but that was the beginning of the tragedy.
After taking care of my work, my son's work, and outdoor activities, I completely forgot about the existence of diamonds.
I remembered it when I was married in 2005.
I was going to process it and give it back to you, so I looked for it in a safe, but I couldn't even find a diamond or a hidden drawer.
And nine years later, we are getting married this year.
If possible, I would like to process that diamond and give it back to you, but no matter how much I look for it, I can't find a hidden drawer in the safe.
Please help me. Thank you very much.
It's been a strange year, but 34 years ago, I went abroad on my graduation trip and bought a diamond.
I still have memories of it, but I can't find a diamond that I like.
I'll look for it.
I think I put it in a bag, but if you give it to her as it is, your wife will put it in.
I put it in, but of course, my husband and I checked it and put it in, but I forgot it with two people.
I went to the department store where I bought the box and asked where I hid it in the furniture store.
The person in charge said he didn't know even if he was asked.
But I definitely put it in there.
That's for sure.
My husband was given a diamond once.
How did you feel at that time?
Well, I'm happy to say I'm happy.
I'm happy to hear that.
I'm happy, but...
But...
Well, you know...
You were little.
But, you know...
Yes.
Women like men.
That's right.
Well, first of all...
That's right.
Let's find a platform for our feelings and memories.
Yes.
Is it this dance?
Yes.
It's a power dance of "FOX", isn't it?
Yes.
It's in here, isn't it?
That's right.
I think we can find it right away.
Yes!
It's somewhere in here, isn't it?
Yes.
Well, let's look for it from above.
Please tell me if you have any questions.
Yes.
Isn't it suspicious there, on the right?
Well...
First of all...
There's a gap here.
Even though it's well-made.
My fingers go in there.
But if I snap my fingers...
I don't remember anyone doing that.
No one.
That's right.
Can I look around here?
Yes, please.
Look at me, camera man.
I don't know if this blind spot has any unique presence.
But there's a frame around here.
Here and here.
It's about here, isn't it?
But it's thick here.
There's a gap here.
But I don't feel like I can move it.
I thought I could easily find it.
Really?
Somehow
I move it and something pops up.
That's right. Push, pull, turn.
Push, pull, turn, right?
It's pretty solid.
It's solid and doesn't move.
I was impressed at that time.
Wow, it's hidden.
Even if a thief comes here, it's okay.
I didn't think I would do it.
I think it's good to hear the opinion of an expert.
What do you think?
That's right. I hope you'll listen to it.
Thank you for coming.
What's your name?
I'm Kishimoto.
Mr. Kishimoto.
I have a question for you.
Yes.
There is a hidden pull-out and a diamond somewhere.
Yes.
Are there various patterns of hidden pull-outs?
As far as I know, there are several patterns.
Of course, there are patterns on the side and below.
Let me see it.
Please, Mr. Kishimoto.
Is it here? It's here, isn't it?
I can see some glue here.
I don't think you can put it on with glue.
I don't think so.
So I thought it might not be here.
It's not here.
I'm saying there's a 100% chance it's a Japanese dance.
Maybe it's in the clothes over there.
Hey, hey, hey!
Isn't it here?
Hey, hey, hey!
I don't think it's here.
No, it's not here.
You said it just now.
There's a 100% chance it's not here.
We both think it's here.
But maybe...
It's more suspicious over there.
What?
Something moved.
Suspicious.
Suspicious, isn't it?
Wait a minute!
No, no, go, go, go!
There's nothing here.
Nothing?
No, nothing.
If you put glue on it, it will be back to normal.
Yes, I think it's just cut with an awl.
Let's open it with this method.
Oh, oh, it came off!
Come on!
No way!
Get out!
Come on!
There's nothing.
Nothing.
If you crush it, you can see every corner of it.
It's a wonderful thing.
I want to find out as many beautiful shapes as possible.
I'd like you to go to my company and ask for a way to find out.
What do you mean?
Something like that.
Can you show me all the methods you left behind?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Oh, Mr. Shiboshi!
Hello.
Hello, Mr. Shiboshi.
Hello.
Thank you for looking me up.
Yes, I'll do my best to look you up.
Yes!
So, how did it go?
Well...
First of all, please check it yourself.
I'll do it.
Yes.
Mr. Kisho.
Yes.
It's not there!
Yes, it wasn't there.
Wow!
I'm shocked.
Yes.
You know, you're the client's husband.
Yes.
I received an email.
Yes.
Thank you for the other day.
Yes.
However, due to a complete unexpected development, the couple is in trouble.
Yes.
At this rate...
Yes.
They will be talked about as "Kyoto's Liar Couple".
Yes.
Considering Daito-scube's ratings and heroism,
they will be humiliated in the world and will be called "idiot wives" by strangers.
Yes.
They only think about bad things and sigh with each other.
This is what they've been thinking about.
Although it's a harsh result,
I'll tell you.
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Good evening.
Good evening, Mr. Kisho.
No, thank you.
Yes, I'm excited.
I'm excited, too.
Thank you.
Yes.
Let's put an end to the feelings of the past ten years.
Yes.
What?
It wasn't there just now.
What? It wasn't there?
Unfortunately, it wasn't there.
I'm sorry, but it really wasn't there.
It hurts.
What should I do?
I worked hard for a month.
I don't know where it went.
I know, right?
I'm going to work hard for another month or two
and give you something nice again.
You said it.
I love you so much.
I was really thinking about you.
I felt it.
You said I was small, but you made fun of me.
I'm sorry.
It was unfortunate for you.
But you two are here today.
Thank you.
How do you feel, ma'am?
I talked a lot with my husband about this.
The diamond was small,
but the feelings in it were big.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
How did you like it?
It was a night school party.
We hope you look forward to the next episode!
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An excellent detective will immediately find out the truth of the mystery.
The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
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