AISubs v3.4
Beto no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite Around the bed, I take off everything
Shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete And unlock the secret room only for weekends
I catch you dancing around you, I catch you
Fall in love only at this moment
Stronger than usual Fall in love only at this moment
Today's advisor is Mr. Makame, the King Kong of the martial arts, entertainment, and sweets worlds!
Thank you very much! So, let's start with the first request for today!
Yes, the first request is from Hiroki Fujiwara, who lives in Hyogo Prefecture and is a 40-year-old company employee.
I always enjoy watching you.
Actually, I'd like you to cooperate with me in a difficult challenge.
"What is it?" "It's about when I met an old man at work and talked about my hobby of chess."
That old man used to stand upside down on the smallest pawn of the chess pieces,
while balancing all 39 remaining pieces on top of them and stacking them up.
No way! That's impossible!
I thought it was impossible, but I thought I'd like to try it if I could.
So, could you send a serious detective and ask for his cooperation?
This is a pretty difficult request.
The old man says that you can stand upside down on a pawn and stack up 39 pieces on top of it.
No way! That's impossible!
And besides, you can't even get in touch with that old man at work.
So you can't even confirm it.
He says he'd like to try it in a difficult situation.
If he succeeds, I'm sure Rocky's song will play.
Will Rocky's song really play?
Let's watch the video.
It's 6 p.m. right now,
but the client hasn't come back for work and hasn't started yet.
Isn't it this one?
Oh, it looks like he's here.
"Are you Mr. Iwaishi?" "Yes."
"Thank you for coming." "Thank you for coming."
Thank you for coming so late.
The picture doesn't come up, but what's going on?
I brought a picture of the evidence with me.
"Did you show it to me?" "What happened?"
I asked Shamei to show it to me.
"Oh, you did?" "Yes."
Huh?
Huh? What's this?
Wow! Amazing!
I can't believe it, but it's too amazing.
What's going on?
"You didn't show it to me, right?" "No, I didn't."
"It's just a picture." "It's just a picture."
But is it real?
It's not a good thing to say, 'Put glue on it,' is it?
Did you ask him how he did it?
Well, I did ask him,
but there are two big pieces on top of the wind.
Yes, it's thick and big, so it's balanced.
And then there's a feeling,
or something like that.
Isn't it the same as you're asking?
Have you ever challenged it yourself?
Well, I'm good at shogi,
but I haven't played it yet.
So you've challenged it about once,
and then you play it.
Yes, I have.
Didn't you ask him?
No, I wasn't interested.
"Huh?" "Did you see the picture?"
"I saw it, but..." "What did you think of it?"
It's a lie.
First of all,
let's look at it.
By the way, are you good at it?
If you ask me, I'm better at it.
Oh!
This is...
"troublesome." "No way!"
Whoa!
This is absolutely impossible!
Can I give it a try?
Probably.
I'll go with a strategy where I don't miss two.
I want to go home!
I don't think there's the best balance.
Oh, there it is.
Is it parallel to the ground?
If it's parallel, there's a possibility.
It looks like it's parallel.
Really?
The next two.
It's bigger than that.
It's big.
Is it around here?
I'll go.
I told you not to say it!
It was so close!
I want to fail!
If I had noticed, I wouldn't have done it!
Let's try both at the same time.
This is my first time.
Whoa!
It's getting complicated.
This is more and more than I expected!
I'm losing my words.
I'll put them next to each other.
You're a genius!
I just hit it.
Oh, you hit it.
I remembered.
The lowest wind is important.
There are wind that is easy to put on and wind that is difficult to put on.
The lowest wind just now.
Even if it's a little off.
Oh, really?
I feel like it's standing up.
Is there a wind that fits in a little more?
If you find a wind that fits in a little more...
I want to increase the probability of winning...
Can I call my assistant?
Can you call a professional shogi player who knows how to handle pieces?
Who do you think of when you think of shogi?
Fujii Yondan.
That's right.
The latest news in the shogi world is all about Fujii Yondan.
He has won against Habu Meiji.
It's not official, but he has won against Habu Meiji.
There is a famous shogi teacher in Japan.
This is the Japanese Shogi Association.
The office hours are from 9:30 a.m. to 17:30 p.m.
I know it's late, but please call me back.
It's not over yet, is it?
Work is always late!
I'm sorry.
He is a teacher and a member of the same office as Taro Kida.
He came to Kanki 7 dan.
Please come in!
Hello.
Instead of Fujii?
I'm not in a good mood.
Wait a minute. What is this?
At the bottom is Fu.
On top of Fu are all the pieces.
That's right.
When you become a professional Shogi player, you aim for it, don't you?
When you enter the first Shogi tournament,
only those who stand like this and line up properly will survive.
No, it's a lie.
It's a lie!?
What kind of lie is that!?
To be honest, I've never seen it.
No, you haven't.
Leave it to me.
I'm already a professional.
Of course, I've touched Shogi pieces many times.
A little more or a little less.
Isn't it obvious?
That's right.
Do you want me to be a professional?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Let's do it properly.
It feels like I'm getting younger...
Well...
You can't do it!?
I can't do it at all!
Well, well...
It's a delicate work, so I think people with skillful hands are better.
Yes.
So, he has won first place in Japan at a Shogi tournament.
Yes.
We have invited Mr. Disbon Ueda.
Please come in!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Sideways! Wow! Sideways! Wow!
Wow!
I think this is a pretty good shooting skill!
Yes! Yes!
I see! One-hand!
But it looks more stable!
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not!
You seem a little nervous!
Yes, I am!
Let's find out more and more ways to increase the probability!
Yes!
The target is heavy at this stage.
What about the one at the bottom?
That may be better.
So you're looking for a way to make the base more stable, right?
No, this may not be good.
It's like an ace.
Even if you're about to fall down, there are many people who try their best.
You're looking for a way to survive!
If you hit it with a gun, you'll get in trouble!
Isn't it just a hit of the wind?
Wow!
There are only two left.
Wow!
You should have done it before.
I don't like red meat!
There are quite a few people.
You're looking for a way to make the base more stable, right?
This is a possibility!
It's stable!
Can you do it?
Wow! You're holding it up!
What?!
Why?!
Why did you do that?!
It's more than half.
Yes.
My parents were somewhere.
I'm not good at it.
I asked him to come as my strongest assistant.
I'm getting the hang of it.
Wow! You're fast!
22.
Wow!
How do you like it, ma'am?
I've changed my mind.
You said you've succeeded, but you haven't done it yet, have you?
There are people who don't die at this moment.
Are you making fun of me?
She's my friend.
Oh, you came to see your friend.
Wow!
Scary! Scary!
If you succeed, it's great! Now, finally, the last one!
Are you kidding me?!
If you do it without thinking, the balance is opposite.
It was opposite.
It went opposite.
If you succeed now, what do you want to do?
You wanted to be happy, didn't you?
You wanted to be happy because you felt good.
But, overall, you are not good enough.
You did your best.
It was short.
It's been a while.
Oh! Miracle!
Oh!
Second reach!
Now, the last one!
I'll do it.
Wow!
I saw it!
That's about it.
Wow, this is really amazing!
Well done, well done!
You really did it, you really did it!
You really worked hard for a year!
It's really important to find an ace player.
It's really the same style at first glance,
but there is a style like Makabe-san who is a little sticky and strong.
Right!
That's the style.
I also found it once.
I found it and challenged it and it felt good,
but after the seventh season came, it got messed up and disappeared,
and I failed.
It was a disappointing result that I couldn't do it.
If only the seventh season hadn't come, I could have done it!
Well, let's move on to the next question.
The next question is from Masaru Nakao, who lives in Nara Prefecture and is 69 years old.
The other day, I ordered sushi for a celebration at my house. It was my first time ordering a special rice ball since I was born and raised.
However, when I looked at the tuna in the delivered sushi, my whole family was surprised.
On top of ordinary rice and normal-sized rice, there is a thin, long tuna, which I'm sorry to say, is on top of it, isn't it?
All of my favorite tuna rice balls look like red chonmage.
When I told the person who came to pick up the sushi tray about the situation, another person came to apologize later,
but I couldn't agree with the excuse given at the time.
After I grabbed it, the tuna shrunk.
Is that really true?
I can't believe it.
If it's true, I'd like to see the tuna shrinking with my own eyes.
Since my muscles are contracting for several seconds now,
although my body's freedom doesn't work, my curiosity is doubled.
Please do an experiment with me.
Everyone, do you have any experience of tuna shrinking?
No, we don't.
You don't?
We don't, but I feel like you're lying for the sake of processing the claim.
If it's true, it's amazing.
You sent it because you're curious about it.
Will the tuna really shrink?
Please watch the video.
We're here in Nara Prefecture.
Will the tuna shrink?
I've never heard of it.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you, sir.
I heard something terrible happened.
I couldn't believe it.
You couldn't believe it when you first saw it?
What did you think when you first saw it?
What in the world?
It's Matsuda Yuu's work.
What in the world?
I thought it was like a manga.
What in the world?
It's quite small.
What in the world?
I can't stop laughing.
I like this kind of story.
What in the world?
I was supposed to hold it in my hand.
I forgot about it and it's gone now.
I was supposed to put it in my hand.
I see.
Do you take pictures of it?
Yes, I do.
You're great at it.
Are you conscious of Kitaro?
This outfit.
It's like a tiger.
It's like a tiger, right?
Yellow and black.
It's not Kitaro.
Anago, crab, shrimp, gazunoko.
It's luxurious.
This is red meat.
That's right.
The red meat...
Wow!
It's thin!
Look at this!
I can't stop laughing.
It's thin!
It's true!
It's a little thin!
That's right.
If you see this, you'll laugh.
Even if you quarrel a little, you show me this picture and your husband is in a bad mood.
But if you show me this picture, how much do you like it?
Which sushi restaurant is it?
Can I say it?
Can I ask you for the time being?
It's a catering specialty sushi restaurant called Azuma Sushi.
Azuma Sushi.
I've taken it many times before.
What was it like before?
I didn't order such good things.
I see.
It's a little expensive because it contains medium fatty meat, isn't it?
Is there anything special about medium fatty meat?
Azuma Sushi is my wife's birthday.
And at the end of March, my son got the chief's internal organ.
I see.
So I...
I can't finish the episode in the middle.
I can't finish it in the middle.
When I came to pick up Azumazushi-san's pocket watch...
Yes, yes, yes.
My wife told him about it.
Then what did you say?
About ten days later, the person in charge visited my house.
And the person in charge told me that...
...the fish shrank.
So you want to see it shrink?
Yes, I do.
I see.
The ingredients are expensive.
Yes, medium fatty.
So I can't test it myself.
I see.
I'll have to contact Azumazushi-san about it.
Yes.
I wonder if Azumazushi-san will do it for me.
Azumazushi-san has no merit.
Did you do anything good with Azumazushi-san?
Even when he came to apologize...
...he didn't look like he was in a good mood.
I see.
I feel sorry for him.
Maybe it's Azumazushi-san's strategy.
Let's contact Azumazushi-san.
Hello.
Please come in.
I'm Katsushima, Azumazushi-san's manager.
Oh, you're the manager!
I'm sorry.
Dad, the manager is here.
I'm so happy.
I didn't know it would be such a big deal.
Thank you for coming.
It's important for us to get the job done.
That's right.
Hey, bend over.
Do you think so, too, manager?
I'm sorry about that.
But it's terrible.
It's like a big bowl of sushi.
Azumazushi-san.
When you came to apologize,
you had a weak-minded person at first, right?
That's right.
Was that your strategy?
No, it wasn't.
Then you couldn't say anything anymore, right?
You had a weak-minded person at first,
and then you had a kind-hearted person next to you.
You sent me a weak-minded person first,
and then you sent me a kind-hearted person.
Was it a coincidence?
Yes, it was a coincidence.
If you think it's a fraud,
you can apologize now.
I'm sorry, I was lying.
It's not a lie.
I think you can see where it shrinks.
Can you do it?
Azumazushi Shikiden Shrink Toro Demo.
I'm not happy at all.
I'm enjoying it.
Can you do it here?
- Now? - Of course, of course.
- Of course, of course. Today... - Yes.
- Are you okay? - Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry.
Do you have a medium-sized tiger today?
- This one? - Yes.
Mr. Nazumazushi.
Yes, we do.
Oh, look at this!
It's so thick!
It's wide and medium-sized, too!
- That's weird. - I'm sorry about that.
It's shrunk like this.
- Let's go and find out why! - Yes.
- This is where you make your sushi, right? - Yes.
Are you confident you can shrink it?
Yes, I am.
- "Yes, I am" isn't it? - It's okay.
"Yes, I am" isn't it?
Has it never happened before?
You can tell how shrunk it is before it's served.
Has it never happened before?
It's bigger than a regular store, right?
- Yes, it's not a TV. - That's right.
- You usually make it this big, right? - Yes.
Yes, yes! It's big! Look!
Take a look!
It's so big!
- This is it, right? - Yes.
I wanted to eat medium-sized tiger.
It looks good.
Even if you keep looking at it, you probably won't know.
Let's put the camera down and wait for it to shrink.
Let's wait for it to shrink.
- I have something I want you to do. - What is it?
Can you say "I'm angry, but..."
Can you say it one more time?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
I'm angry, but...
It's wonderful.
While we were waiting for it to shrink, we got to see this Yokoyama sushi show.
It's been 45 minutes since you held the chutoro.
Katsushiba-san, how do you feel now?
Now that we've come this far, please shrink.
Can you close your eyes for a moment?
We're looking forward to it.
Yes.
But don't open your eyes.
Now, please open your eyes and look at it!
- It's delicious! - It's so cute!
How is it, father?
It's like the magic of those days.
I can't stop laughing!
Mom...
At first, it's big and firm.
It's moving a lot!
It's thin!
Dad!
It's thin!
What's the cause of it?
You want to know, right?
Usually, when you catch a tuna on a ship,
you can catch a dead one as soon as you get on the ship.
This tuna is caught alive,
and it's kept alive on the ship,
and it freezes right away.
But it doesn't freeze right away,
and it freezes right away.
It starts freezing right after it melts.
That's why it looks like this.
In other words, you're delivering fresh tuna.
That's right.
I'd like to emphasize that.
We're delivering fresh tuna.
You're giving us a chance.
That's right.
Did you understand?
Yes, I did.
That's enough.
It's a great success!
It's completely frozen!
It's a really good company!
I didn't think they'd accept us, but they were very kind.
But, like I said earlier, the manager kept telling us not to order with a shrinking toro.
We don't do that with shrinking toros!
We ordered with a shrinking toro, but they didn't shrink it!
That's all we asked for.
Now, for the last request.
Yes, the last request is from Matsumura Yoshimi, who lives in Osaka Prefecture, and she is 25 years old.
This request is about me and my sister's appearance.
I am 25 years old, and my sister is 32 years old, so we are seven years apart, but we often see each other the other way around.
Even my relatives always mistake me for my sister.
"Why can't you be older than your sister, who is way older than you?" I used to feel frustrated, but the other day,
even my relative's four-year-old daughter was innocently mistaken for me, and I was honestly irritated.
Detective, could you please make me look like my sister?
I want to see my relative's four-year-old daughter again. Thank you very much.
Well, since you and your sister are seven years apart,
you must be frustrated and irritated, and you want her to look like you.
Now that you look like your sister, have you seen your four-year-old daughter again? Please take a look.
She is your younger sister, isn't she?
She is 25 years old.
To be honest with you, she looks older than you.
Don't you think so?
I think so.
And you are 32 years old?
I am 72 years old.
You are a terrible youngster, aren't you?
Sister.
What?
I am 32 years old.
What's with the color of your hair?
What?
32 years old?
Do you go surfing?
No, I don't.
You don't?
This is what you look like when you work at the seaside after high school.
What do you usually do?
I like nursery school.
But I think it's better than usual.
When we went there last time...
You're going to work from now on, aren't you?
- You're too much. - I'm too much.
Be modest.
Do you know what "modest" means?
I don't think it's a bad thing for you to be young and 32 years old.
See!
I don't think it's a bad thing.
It's your own freedom and death.
But now you have a problem with your sister.
Will you tell your relatives?
My relatives who I haven't seen in a long time...
They usually talk to me like I'm their sister.
Your sister did it, didn't she?
What was the most shocking thing you've done?
Recently, I went to my cousin's house with my cousin's wife.
My cousin's wife has a child.
She has a four-year-old girl named Yui.
I asked Yui, "Which one of you looks like my sister?"
She said, "You're my sister."
- You're worried about her. - Right.
She should know that I'm actually her sister.
That's right. Let's go with that as your final goal.
What do you want to do with your four-year-old sister?
I want her to dress like an adult and calm down.
- Then I'll be her sister. - You'll be her sister.
But I'll risk my life for this.
- I want her to help me out of this. - Help you out of this.
I want her to dress like she's older than me.
You want her to dress like you're older than her?
- That's a big leap. - She's younger than me.
She has a beautiful skin.
She can only do it now. Well, she can do it now, but...
What am I supposed to say?
- Your sister won't dress like you, right? - She won't.
- She won't? - She won't.
- So, what do you think people should do?
- Shall we ask?
- Let's ask. - Please.
- What do you think? - We really appreciate it.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Are you okay? - Huh?
- You're on video. - Are you okay?
- Which one is older and which one is younger?
- Younger one is older. - Younger one is older.
- Younger one. - Yes.
- Please call her "younger one". - Younger one.
- Yes! - Huh?
- Wow! - Thank you!
- Wow!
- Younger one. - Yes.
- Please tell her how old you are. - I'm 32 years old.
- Huh? No way!
- Really? - Yes.
- Don't get old. - Thank you!
- I'm glad you're alive. - Huh?
- I'm glad you're alive. - Really?
- What should we do? - Huh?
- We're asking you how you look like. - Huh?
- I'm against it. - Huh?
- I can't do it. - Of course.
- You can judge her clothes. - Huh?
- That might be good. - Huh?
- I'm younger than you. - Huh?
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- Shut up, Showa! - Shut up, Heisei!
- You're using our information like a bad mouth. - Huh?
- This is Showa. - Showa.
- What should we do to look like you and your little sister? - I think it's hair color.
- You're older than me. - It's something that can be judged easily.
- You're younger than me. - You're younger than me.
- I think we should change our clothes. - Change our clothes?
- What should we do to look like you and your little sister? - I think we should change our clothes.
- I knew it.
- I think that's where it changes a lot. - Yes.
- That's what you mean, right? - Yes.
- I see. - There were a lot of people who changed their clothes.
- My little sister... - No, no, no!
- I don't want you to say that! - But...
- Quickly!
- Who do you think is your sister?
- Your little sister. - My little sister.
- Yes! - What?
- Thank you! - You're welcome!
- After a short break...
- You don't have to say anything, but...
- No, I don't!
- We're trying to calm down. - I see.
- The reason you think she's your sister is because you're too calm.
- I see. - See!
- Hey, old man, I have a question for you. - Yes?
- Can you come with me? - How old are you?
- I'm four years old.
- Oh, you're four years old! - Wow!
- So...
- Between you two...
- Who do you think is your sister and who do you think is your little sister?
- Who do you think is your sister?
- Who do you think is your little sister?
- Me? - Me?
- See!
- See! I knew it!
- I knew it!
- Seriously?
- Go for it!
- I'm four years old. - Don't kick me!
- Let's exchange.
(This is what I wanna be)
(Suddenly I see)
(Why the hell it means so much to me)
(Suddenly I see)
(This is what I wanna be)
(Suddenly I see)
(Why the hell it means so much to me)
- Transformation complete.
- Please proceed!
Doesn't it look really good?
- How is it? - Um...
- It looks really good. - See! See!
- Please! - Yes.
- What is this? - It's crazy!
- What is it? - Hmm...
- The older sister feeling and... - It's crazy!
- And the entertainer's Kintaro feeling. - It's crazy!
- It's really good! - It's really good!
- It's really good! The perfect older sister! - No, no!
- The older sister is really a teacher at an educational institute! - See!
- How is it? - It's good!
- It's like a mother! - Oh, like a mother!
- If it's like this, then it's definitely an older sister! - That's right!
- A four-year-old girl? - Yes.
- What do you think? Does it look good? - Well, it looks good!
- It's just that it doesn't flow well... - That's right!
- I'm a little worried about that!
- Now, this is the house of a couple of cousins.
- It looks like a strange-looking woman, Yui-chan, lives here.
- Hello, I'm Detective Night Scoop's Kenji Tamura.
- Hello, nice to meet you.
- Are you Yui-chan? - Yes.
- Hello. - Hello.
- Hello. Oh, how cute!
- I've brought someone who wants you to meet Yui - chan.
- Would you like to meet her?
- Please come in.
- Yui-chan! - Hello!
- Yui-chan, it's been a while! Do you know who they are?
- Do you know who they are, Yui-chan? - Yes.
- Do you know who they are? - Do you know?
- Yui-chan?
- Yui-chan, you two look like sisters, don't you?
- Do you know what "sister" means?
- Do you know? - Siblings?
- Siblings, right? - Yes.
- Would you like me to point at one of you, Yui - chan?
- Which one of you looks like Yui-chan?
- Siblings.
- But Yui-chan, do you look different from before?
- Yes, do you look different?
- The color of my hair has changed.
- The color of your hair has changed?
- Even with that color, do you look like Yui-chan?
- Yes.
- Thank you!
- Yui-chan, do you know the truth?
- This one is Yui-chan and this one is Yui-chan's sister.
- Yui-chan is older than Yui-chan.
- Can you not see it like that? - Don't make fun of me! I give up!
- I'll go with Yui-chan! - Let's go with Yui-chan!
- Yui-chan is older than Yui-chan.
- After the camera stopped, we asked Yui-chan why Yui-chan looks like Yui-chan.
- Yui-chan likes Pokemon.
- Her sister knows a lot about Pokemon.
- She chooses Pokemon based on her knowledge.
- She's older than Yui-chan!
- So she can't do anything about it.
- She gives up. Thank you very much!
- We have an announcement to make.
- Today's event will be held on June 11th.
- New Japan Pro-Wrestling Osaka-Jo Hall Tournament will be held.
- June 11th! - Please show us your enthusiasm!
- On June 11th, New Japan Pro-Wrestling Osaka-Jo Hall Tournament will be held!
- We will show you real pro-wrestling!
- That's all!
>> We watched three episodes today. What did you think of them?
>> The first episode, "tower of pieces", was pretty simple, wasn't it?
>> But, everyone was like, "OK, let's do it! Let's do it!" and while saying it, everyone was like, "Ah!" and tried again, didn't they?
>> It's like pro wrestling.
>> Ah, I see.
>> Whether you do it or not, you stand up. I was moved by that courage.
>> Yes, thank you very much.
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>> For those of you who have accepted our requests, we will provide you with this detective notebook.
>> For those of you who came to visit us earlier, we will provide you with this special clear file.
>> With that said, we hope we will see you again next week. Thank you very much!
>> Please call the Detective Agency for questions you may have on a daily basis.
>> The address is 530-8011, Detective Night Scoop.
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